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--->'''Psychiatrist''': Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself... unable to perform?
--->'''Patrick Ewing''': [[BigNo NO!]]
--->'''Psychiatrist''': I'm just asking.

to:

--->'''Psychiatrist''': --->'''Psychiatrist:''' Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself... unable to perform?
--->'''Patrick Ewing''':
perform?\\
'''Patrick Ewing:'''
[[BigNo NO!]]
--->'''Psychiatrist''':
NO!]]\\
'''Psychiatrist:'''
I'm just asking.



--> (Sylvester uses a fishing pole to remove the trousers off of one of the Mon-Stars, who notices his bare derriere and covers it with his jersey, and blushing with embarrassment!)
--> '''Lola''': ''(hooting derisivly)'' '''NICE BUTT!'''

to:

--> (Sylvester -->(Sylvester uses a fishing pole to remove the trousers off of one of the Mon-Stars, who notices his bare derriere and covers it with his jersey, and blushing with embarrassment!)
--> '''Lola''':
embarrassment!)\\
'''Lola:'''
''(hooting derisivly)'' derisively)'' '''NICE BUTT!'''



--> '''Pound (Orange)''': One small step for moi!
--> '''Other Nerdlucks''': MOI!
--> '''Bang (Green)''': One giant leap for Moron Mountain!
--> ''[Bang proceeds to plant flag right on Pound's foot, prompting Pound to yell in pain!]''
--> '''Bugs''' ''(looking down at the injured Elmer)'': And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd.

to:

--> '''Pound (Orange)''': -->'''Pound (Orange):''' One small step for moi!
-->
moi!\\
'''Other Nerdlucks''': MOI!
-->
Nerdlucks:''' MOI!\\
'''Bang (Green)''': (Green):''' One giant leap for Moron Mountain!
-->
Mountain!\\
''[Bang proceeds to plant flag right on Pound's foot, prompting Pound to yell in pain!]''
--> '''Bugs'''
pain!]''\\
'''Bugs:'''
''(looking down at the injured Elmer)'': Elmer)'' And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd.



--> ''(Bugs Bunny proceeds to walk away only for himself and the entire backdrop to be burnt to a crisp by the Nerdlucks shooting their laser guns at him)''
--> '''Bang''': Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune!
--> '''Other Nerdlucks''': What do you think we are, stupid?
-->'''Pound:''' Okay, bunny. Gather up your toon pals. We're taking you for a ride!\\

to:

--> ''(Bugs --->''(Bugs Bunny proceeds to walk away only for himself and the entire backdrop to be burnt to a crisp by the Nerdlucks shooting their laser guns at him)''
--> '''Bang''':
him)''\\
'''Bang:'''
Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune!
-->
Tune!\\
'''Other Nerdlucks''': Nerdlucks:''' What do you think we are, stupid?
-->'''Pound:'''
stupid?\\
'''Pound:'''
Okay, bunny. Gather up your toon pals. We're taking you for a ride!\\



--> '''Foghorn:''' Did you order original recipe or extra crispy? *turns into pile of dust*

to:

--> '''Foghorn:''' -->'''Foghorn:''' Did you order original recipe or extra crispy? *turns into pile of dust*



--> '''Daffy Duck''': You think she's got enough toys?!

to:

--> '''Daffy Duck''': -->'''Daffy Duck:''' You think she's got enough toys?!



--> '''Daffy''': [[BadNewsInAGoodWay I found...]][[ThisIsGonnaSuck the shorts.]]

to:

--> '''Daffy''': -->'''Daffy:''' [[BadNewsInAGoodWay I found...]][[ThisIsGonnaSuck the shorts.]]



--> '''Bugs''': Uh, what I'm tryin' to say is... '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WE NEED YOUR HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!]]'''''
--> '''Michael Jordan''': [[RefusalOfTheCall Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.]]
--> '''Bugs''': [[SarcasmMode Right]]. [[AndImTheQueenOfSheba And I'm a Shakespearean actor]].

to:

--> '''Bugs''': -->'''Bugs:''' Uh, what I'm tryin' to say is... '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WE NEED YOUR HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!]]'''''
-->
HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!]]'''''\\
'''Michael Jordan''': Jordan:''' [[RefusalOfTheCall Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.]]
--> '''Bugs''':
]]\\
'''Bugs:'''
[[SarcasmMode Right]]. [[AndImTheQueenOfSheba And I'm a Shakespearean actor]].



--> '''[[WebVideo/YourMovieSucksDOTorg Adam:]]''' I love this shot.\\

to:

--> '''[[WebVideo/YourMovieSucksDOTorg -->'''[[WebVideo/YourMovieSucksDOTorg Adam:]]''' I love this shot.\\



-->'''Bill''': [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Producer's a friend of mine]]; [[StatingTheSimpleSolution just had a Teamster come and drop me off]]. ''(One of the Mon-Stars groans in annoyance)''\\
'''Daffy''': ''(knowingly)'' Huh. So that's how it goes...

to:

-->'''Bill''': -->'''Bill:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Producer's a friend of mine]]; [[StatingTheSimpleSolution just had a Teamster come and drop me off]]. ''(One of the Mon-Stars groans in annoyance)''\\
'''Daffy''': '''Daffy:''' ''(knowingly)'' Huh. So that's how it goes...



-->'''Golfer''': What're ya doin'?!\\
'''Stan''': I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot.\\

to:

-->'''Golfer''': -->'''Golfer:''' What're ya doin'?!\\
'''Stan''': '''Stan:''' I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot.\\



--> '''Stan''': This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me!

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--> '''Stan''': --->'''Stan:''' This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me!



--> '''Michael Jordan's mother''': ''(to the dog)'' Charles, get off of him before I cook you!

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--> '''Michael -->'''Michael Jordan's mother''': mother:''' ''(to the dog)'' Charles, get off of him before I cook you!



--> '''Michael Jordan's son''': Were people mean to you when you were playing baseball?
--> '''Michael Jordan''': Worse. They were very nice.

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--> '''Michael -->'''Michael Jordan's son''': son:''' Were people mean to you when you were playing baseball?
-->
baseball?\\
'''Michael Jordan''': Jordan:''' Worse. They were very nice.



--> '''Little boy''': Dang, where'd they go?
--> ''(SmashCut to Looney Tune Land at night with all the citizens heading to city hall and Wile E. Coyote flying through the air and crashing through the city hall building)'':

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--> '''Little boy''': -->'''Little boy:''' Dang, where'd they go?
-->
go?\\
''(SmashCut to Looney Tune Land at night with all the citizens heading to city hall and Wile E. Coyote flying through the air and crashing through the city hall building)'':
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-->'''Michael Jordan''': No. Larry's white. So what?
-->'''Bill Murray''': Larry's ''not'' white. Larry's ''clear''.

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-->'''Michael Jordan''': Jordan:''' No. Larry's white. So what?
-->'''Bill Murray''':
what?\\
'''Bill Murray:'''
Larry's ''not'' white. Larry's ''clear''.



-->'''Larry''': You think Michael's OK?
-->'''Bill''': I'm sure he's fine, I think he just had to get away from that Stan character.
-->'''Larry''': God, he's pathetic, isn't he?
-->'''Bill''': ...You know, Larry, I'm going to give us 2's back there, we weren't in any emotional state to putt.
-->'''Larry''': That's fair.

to:

-->'''Larry''': -->'''Larry:''' You think Michael's OK?
-->'''Bill''':
OK?\\
'''Bill:'''
I'm sure he's fine, I think he just had to get away from that Stan character.
-->'''Larry''':
character.\\
'''Larry:'''
God, he's pathetic, isn't he?
-->'''Bill''': ...
he?\\
'''Bill:''' ...
You know, Larry, I'm going to give us 2's back there, we weren't in any emotional state to putt.
-->'''Larry''':
putt.\\
'''Larry:'''
That's fair.



--> '''Daffy''': Thank you! Thank you! ''(cue [[ChirpingCrickets cricket chirping]])'' Very funny! Let's all laugh at the duck!

to:

--> '''Daffy''': -->'''Daffy:''' Thank you! Thank you! ''(cue [[ChirpingCrickets cricket chirping]])'' Very funny! Let's all laugh at the duck!



---> '''Daffy:''' She was wide open!

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---> '''Daffy:''' --->'''Daffy:''' She was wide open!



-->'''Charles Barkley''': This girl...five-feet-nothing...''blocked my shot!''
-->'''Psychiatrist''': When did you first start having this dream?
-->'''Charles Barkley''': [[SuddenlyShouting IT WASN'T A DREAM! IT REALLY HAPPENED!]]

to:

-->'''Charles Barkley''': Barkley:''' This girl...five-feet-nothing...''blocked my shot!''
-->'''Psychiatrist''':
shot!''\\
'''Psychiatrist:'''
When did you first start having this dream?
-->'''Charles Barkley''':
dream?\\
'''Charles Barkley:'''
[[SuddenlyShouting IT WASN'T A DREAM! IT REALLY HAPPENED!]]



--->'''Muggsy''': What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
--->'''Psychiatrist''': I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
--->'''Muggsy''': But I love my mama!

to:

--->'''Muggsy''': --->'''Muggsy:''' What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
--->'''Psychiatrist''':
mama?\\
'''Psychiatrist:'''
I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
--->'''Muggsy''':
Muggsy.\\
'''Muggsy:'''
But I love my mama!
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* When the Jordan children are watching television and Porky Pig interrupts a cartoon for an emergency meeting at city hall. Porky Pig and The Roadrunner disappear. Followed by Wiley E. Coyote removing a heavy weight (forgetting that it was keeping a tightrope supporting him on the ground) and being sent flying out of the shot and into the air. Prompting this reaction from the confused children:

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* When the Jordan children are watching television and Porky Pig interrupts a cartoon for an emergency meeting at city hall. Porky Pig and The Roadrunner disappear. Followed by Wiley Wile E. Coyote removing a heavy weight (forgetting that it was keeping a tightrope supporting him on the ground) and being sent flying out of the shot and into the air. Prompting this reaction from the confused children:



--> ''(SmashCut to Looney Tune Land at night with all the citizens heading to city hall and Wiley E. Coyote flying through the air and crashing through the city hall building)'':

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--> ''(SmashCut to Looney Tune Land at night with all the citizens heading to city hall and Wiley Wile E. Coyote flying through the air and crashing through the city hall building)'':

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--> *Bang proceeds to plant flag right on Pound's foot.*
--> '''Pound''': AAAAAOOWWWWW!

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--> *Bang ''[Bang proceeds to plant flag right on Pound's foot.*
--> '''Pound''': AAAAAOOWWWWW!
foot, prompting Pound to yell in pain!]''

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--->'''Pound:''' Okay, bunny. Gather up your toon pals. We're taking you for a ride!\\

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--->'''Pound:''' -->'''Pound:''' Okay, bunny. Gather up your toon pals. We're taking you for a ride!\\



--> '''Michael Jordan''': Worse. They were really nice.

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--> '''Michael Jordan''': Worse. They were really nice.very nice.
* When the Jordan children are watching television and Porky Pig interrupts a cartoon for an emergency meeting at city hall. Porky Pig and The Roadrunner disappear. Followed by Wiley E. Coyote removing a heavy weight (forgetting that it was keeping a tightrope supporting him on the ground) and being sent flying out of the shot and into the air. Prompting this reaction from the confused children:
--> '''Little boy''': Dang, where'd they go?
--> ''(SmashCut to Looney Tune Land at night with all the citizens heading to city hall and Wiley E. Coyote flying through the air and crashing through the city hall building)'':

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* When Bugs Bunny gets cornered by Elmer Fudd with a hunting rifle and then Elmer Fudd gets crushed by the Nerdlucks spaceship door opening up with an audible "Ouch!".



--> '''Bugs''' (looking down at the injured Elmer): And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd.

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--> '''Bugs''' (looking ''(looking down at the injured Elmer): Elmer)'': And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd.


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--> ''(Bugs Bunny proceeds to walk away only for himself and the entire backdrop to be burnt to a crisp by the Nerdlucks shooting their laser guns at him)''
--> '''Bang''': Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune!
--> '''Other Nerdlucks''': What do you think we are, stupid?


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* As Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck look around Michael Jordan's house for his basketball gear, they stumble upon a little girls room and Daffy Duck has this to say:
--> '''Daffy Duck''': You think she's got enough toys?!


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* Michael Jordan being tackled by his pet bulldog Charles and licked all over his face, prompting his mother to help him.
--> '''Michael Jordan's mother''': ''(to the dog)'' Charles, get off of him before I cook you!
* When Michael consoles his son over his baseball game.
--> '''Michael Jordan's son''': Were people mean to you when you were playing baseball?
--> '''Michael Jordan''': Worse. They were really nice.
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'''Blanko:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, totally, alright. So, like, where are we going?]] ''[Pound dope slaps Blanko]'' Are we there yet?

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'''Blanko:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, totally, alright. So, like, where are we going?]] ''[Pound dope slaps [[DopeSlap Dope Slaps]] Blanko]'' Are we there yet?AreWeThereYet
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--> (Sylvester uses a fishing pole to remove the trousers off of one of the Mon-Stars)
--> '''Lola''': NICE BUTT!

to:

--> (Sylvester uses a fishing pole to remove the trousers off of one of the Mon-Stars)
Mon-Stars, who notices his bare derriere and covers it with his jersey, and blushing with embarrassment!)
--> '''Lola''': NICE BUTT!''(hooting derisivly)'' '''NICE BUTT!'''



--> '''Bugs''': Uh, what I'm tryin' to say is... [[SuddenlyShouting WE NEED YOUR HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!]]

to:

--> '''Bugs''': Uh, what I'm tryin' to say is... [[SuddenlyShouting '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WE NEED YOUR HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!]]HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!]]'''''



-->'''Bill''': [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Producer's a friend of mine]]; [[StatingTheSimpleSolution just had a Teamster come and drop me off]]. ''(One of the Monstars groans in annoyance)''\\

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-->'''Bill''': [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Producer's a friend of mine]]; [[StatingTheSimpleSolution just had a Teamster come and drop me off]]. ''(One of the Monstars Mon-Stars groans in annoyance)''\\



* Daffy mentions that, as Looney Tunes, they are exclusive property of Warner Brothers inc while showing a WB Logo on his backside. Which then he proceeds to kiss. ''[[LiteralMetaphor He's literally being an ass-kisser]]''

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* Daffy mentions that, as Looney Tunes, they are exclusive property of Warner Brothers inc while showing a WB Logo on his backside. Which then he proceeds to kiss. ''[[LiteralMetaphor He's literally being an ass-kisser]]''ass-kisser]]''.
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-->'''Charles Barkley''': IT WASN'T A DREAM! IT REALLY HAPPENED!

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-->'''Charles Barkley''': [[SuddenlyShouting IT WASN'T A DREAM! IT REALLY HAPPENED!HAPPENED!]]



--->'''Patrick Ewing''': NO!

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--->'''Patrick Ewing''': NO![[BigNo NO!]]

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'''Stan''': I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot.

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'''Stan''': I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot.\\
'''Golfer:''' Oh. ''(To his friends)'' He's fixing a divot!
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--> '''Michael Jordan''': Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.

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--> '''Michael Jordan''': [[RefusalOfTheCall Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.]]
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-->'''Bill''': ''(eliciting an annoyed groan from one of the Monstars)'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Producer's a friend of mine]]; [[StatingTheSimpleSolution just had a Teamster come and drop me off]].\\

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-->'''Bill''': ''(eliciting an annoyed groan from one of the Monstars)'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Producer's a friend of mine]]; [[StatingTheSimpleSolution just had a Teamster come and drop me off]].\\off]]. ''(One of the Monstars groans in annoyance)''\\
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-->'''Bill''' (eliciting an annoyed groan from one of the Monstars): [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Producer's a friend of mine]]; [[StatingTheSimpleSolution just had a Teamster come and drop me off]].\\

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-->'''Bill''' (eliciting -->'''Bill''': ''(eliciting an annoyed groan from one of the Monstars): Monstars)'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Producer's a friend of mine]]; [[StatingTheSimpleSolution just had a Teamster come and drop me off]].\\
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-->'''Bill''': [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Producer's a friend of mine]]; [[StatingTheSimpleSolution just had a Teamster come and drop me off]].\\

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-->'''Bill''': -->'''Bill''' (eliciting an annoyed groan from one of the Monstars): [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Producer's a friend of mine]]; [[StatingTheSimpleSolution just had a Teamster come and drop me off]].\\
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-->'''Muggsy''': What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
-->'''Psychiatrist''': I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
-->'''Muggsy''': But I love my mama!

to:

-->'''Muggsy''': --->'''Muggsy''': What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
-->'''Psychiatrist''': --->'''Psychiatrist''': I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
-->'''Muggsy''': --->'''Muggsy''': But I love my mama!



-->'''Psychiatrist''': Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself... unable to perform?
-->'''Patrick Ewing''': NO!
-->'''Psychiatrist''': I'm just asking.

to:

-->'''Psychiatrist''': --->'''Psychiatrist''': Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself... unable to perform?
-->'''Patrick --->'''Patrick Ewing''': NO!
-->'''Psychiatrist''': --->'''Psychiatrist''': I'm just asking.



-->'''Pound:''' Okay, bunny. Gather up your toon pals. We're taking you for a ride!\\

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-->'''Pound:''' --->'''Pound:''' Okay, bunny. Gather up your toon pals. We're taking you for a ride!\\

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