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->-- Rob Schneider

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->-- --->-- Rob Schneider
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-->Bitch, you wanna make some real motherfuckin' money?

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-->Bitch, you wanna make some real motherfuckin' money?money?
*Cartman's constant F-Bombs in "The Coon"
-->'''Butter''': But why do you want to get rid of Mysterion? You both fight for justice and good
-->'''Cartman''': Yeah but he's a fucking dick!

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** You know what they say: [[RapeAsComedy Rape is funny when it's a shark with a nine inch penis]] [[RefugeInAudacity on an eight-year-old mentally retarded boy.]]

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** You know what they say: [[RapeAsComedy Rape is funny when it's a shark with a nine inch foot penis]] [[RefugeInAudacity on an eight-year-old mentally retarded boy.]]



-->'''Butters''': (Looks in a mirror) Maybe I used a little too much silver...

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-->'''Butters''': (Looks in a mirror) Maybe I used a little too much silver...silver...
* Pimp!Butters:
-->Bitch, you wanna make some real motherfuckin' money?
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-->Cartman: [Runs in crying] Maaaam! Maaaam!
-->Liane (Cartman's mom): Eric, what's the matter?
-->Cartman: I du-don't wu-wanna go to school tomorrow.
-->Liane: Sweetey? Shh, tell mommy what happened.
-->Cartman: Ku-kyle has a picture of meee! And he's gonna show everyone during show-and-tell and everyone's going to laugh at meeee!
-->Liane: What is the picture of, Eric?
-->Cartman: The last time when Butters spent the night, I was being really nice to hiiim, and I was gonna take a picture of him for his mom to have!
-->Liane: Oh, that's nice.
-->Cartman: When I took the picture, Butters got really hot so he pulled his pyjama bottoms down, and then I tripped and fell down and my mouth landed right on his penis, and then I thought of something funny so I smiled up at the camera and gave like a thumbsup, and then Kyle took the picture from me and he's going to show everybody and make them think I'm gaaaay! (continues sobbing)
-->Liane: Oh there, there Sweetey, it'll be okay! These things happen.

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-->Cartman: -->'''Cartman''': [Runs in crying] Maaaam! Maaaam!
-->Liane -->'''Liane (Cartman's mom): mom)''': Eric, what's the matter?
-->Cartman: -->'''Cartman''': I du-don't wu-wanna go to school tomorrow.
-->Liane: -->'''Liane''': Sweetey? Shh, tell mommy what happened.
-->Cartman: -->'''Cartman''': Ku-kyle has a picture of meee! And he's gonna show everyone during show-and-tell and everyone's going to laugh at meeee!
-->Liane: -->'''Liane''': What is the picture of, Eric?
-->Cartman: -->'''Cartman''': The last time when Butters spent the night, I was being really nice to hiiim, and I was gonna take a picture of him for his mom to have!
-->Liane: -->'''Liane''': Oh, that's nice.
-->Cartman: -->'''Cartman''': When I took the picture, Butters got really hot so he pulled his pyjama bottoms down, and then I tripped and fell down and my mouth landed right on his penis, and then I thought of something funny so I smiled up at the camera and gave like a thumbsup, and then Kyle took the picture from me and he's going to show everybody and make them think I'm gaaaay! (continues sobbing)
-->Liane: -->'''Liane''': Oh there, there Sweetey, it'll be okay! These things happen.



-->Butters: (Jumps out of a closet dressed as Professor Chaos and laughs evilly) Now you know my terrible secret!
-->Stan: You're gay? It's fine it you're gay, Butters. I don't care.
-->Butters: Huh? No, I'm Professor Chaos--
-->Stan: But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters. We're running away. Help me find a perfect place to run away to. (Walks away)
-->Butters: (Looks in a mirror) Maybe I used a little too much silver...

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-->Butters: -->'''Butters''': (Jumps out of a closet dressed as Professor Chaos and laughs evilly) Now you know my terrible secret!
-->Stan: -->'''Stan''': You're gay? It's fine it you're gay, Butters. I don't care.
-->Butters: -->'''Butters''': Huh? No, I'm Professor Chaos--
-->Stan: -->'''Stan''': But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters. We're running away. Help me find a perfect place to run away to. (Walks away)
-->Butters: -->'''Butters''': (Looks in a mirror) Maybe I used a little too much silver...
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-->'''Saddam''': Heh heh heh, stupid asshole...

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-->'''Saddam''': Heh heh heh, stupid asshole...asshole...
*In ''My Future Self 'n' Me'', Butters reveals his secret identity to Stan:
-->Butters: (Jumps out of a closet dressed as Professor Chaos and laughs evilly) Now you know my terrible secret!
-->Stan: You're gay? It's fine it you're gay, Butters. I don't care.
-->Butters: Huh? No, I'm Professor Chaos--
-->Stan: But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters. We're running away. Help me find a perfect place to run away to. (Walks away)
-->Butters: (Looks in a mirror) Maybe I used a little too much silver...
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* The Japanese constantly screaming FRUCK YOU VALE! VUCK YOU DOLPHIN!

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* The Japanese constantly screaming FRUCK YOU VALE! VUCK YOU DOLPHIN!DOLPHIN!
*When Cartman puts Butter's penis in his mouth and takes a picture, he tries to convince his mom to get it back...
-->Cartman: [Runs in crying] Maaaam! Maaaam!
-->Liane (Cartman's mom): Eric, what's the matter?
-->Cartman: I du-don't wu-wanna go to school tomorrow.
-->Liane: Sweetey? Shh, tell mommy what happened.
-->Cartman: Ku-kyle has a picture of meee! And he's gonna show everyone during show-and-tell and everyone's going to laugh at meeee!
-->Liane: What is the picture of, Eric?
-->Cartman: The last time when Butters spent the night, I was being really nice to hiiim, and I was gonna take a picture of him for his mom to have!
-->Liane: Oh, that's nice.
-->Cartman: When I took the picture, Butters got really hot so he pulled his pyjama bottoms down, and then I tripped and fell down and my mouth landed right on his penis, and then I thought of something funny so I smiled up at the camera and gave like a thumbsup, and then Kyle took the picture from me and he's going to show everybody and make them think I'm gaaaay! (continues sobbing)
-->Liane: Oh there, there Sweetey, it'll be okay! These things happen.
*[[http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153691/playing-god Saddam Hussein is building chemical weapons in heaven.]]
-->'''Saddam''': Heh heh heh, stupid asshole...
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-->'''Barbrady''': That's not how ''I'' played it!

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-->'''Barbrady''': That's not how ''I'' played it!it!
*In Red Badge of Gayness, how Cartman would always end his messages with talking about how much he hates Stan and Kyle
*The Japanese constantly screaming FRUCK YOU VALE! VUCK YOU DOLPHIN!
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*** Yes, but this is [[DeadBabyComedy South]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Park]].
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-->'''Jimbo''': Damn it, Barbrady! When you draw straws, you're supposed to put in a short one. That's how you find who loses!

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-->'''Jimbo''': Damn it, Barbrady! When you draw straws, you're supposed to put in a short one. That's how you find know who loses!
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-->'''Barbrady''': That's not how I played it!

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-->'''Barbrady''': That's not how I ''I'' played it!
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* In "Freak Strike", Cartman goes on ''{{Maury}}'', dressed as a skanky pre-teenage girl. "''Whatev-ah! I'll do what I wan'!''" really must be seen to be believed. "I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands. Whatever, I'll do what I want!" "Maury, I am out of control! Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I want, bitch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I want! I don't go to school and I kill people! Whatever! I'll do what I want!" "Oh yeah? I roam with 12 gangs! And we only commit hate crimes! Whatever! I'll do what I want!"

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* In "Freak Strike", Cartman goes on ''{{Maury}}'', dressed as a skanky pre-teenage girl. "''Whatev-ah! I'll do what I wan'!''" really must be seen to be believed. "I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands. Whatever, I'll do what I want!" "Maury, I am out of control! Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I want, bitch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I want! I don't go to school and I kill people! Whatever! I'll do what I want!" "Oh yeah? I roam with 12 gangs! And we only commit hate crimes! Whatever! I'll do what I want!"want!"
* In the special about Cartman finding his dad, a TV crew and some other townsfolk are trapped in a studio due to a blizzard and are drawing straws to see who gets to be eaten by the rest....only to find out Officer Barbrady failed to put in a short straw.
-->'''Jimbo''': Wait a minute, where the hell is the short one?
-->'''Barbrady''': The short what?
-->'''Jimbo''': Damn it, Barbrady! When you draw straws, you're supposed to put in a short one. That's how you find who loses!
-->'''Barbrady''': That's not how I played it!
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** You know what they say: [[RapeAsComedy Rape is funny when it's a shark with a nine inch penis]] [[RefugeInAudacity on an eight-year-old mentally retarded boy.]]
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->-- Rob Schneider

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->-- Rob SchneiderSchneider
* In "Freak Strike", Cartman goes on ''{{Maury}}'', dressed as a skanky pre-teenage girl. "''Whatev-ah! I'll do what I wan'!''" really must be seen to be believed. "I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands. Whatever, I'll do what I want!" "Maury, I am out of control! Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I want, bitch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I want! I don't go to school and I kill people! Whatever! I'll do what I want!" "Oh yeah? I roam with 12 gangs! And we only commit hate crimes! Whatever! I'll do what I want!"
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-->'''Garrison''': Don't ask me! I'm a fucking monkey! (throws his/her shit at him).

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-->'''Garrison''': Don't ask me! I'm a fucking monkey! (throws his/her shit at him).him).
* All of the fake trailers for Rob Schneider movies in "The Biggest Douche In The Universe". They are for, "The Stapler", "A Carrot", "Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb", and "Kenny".
--> I loved it. That was genius. I thought the only thing, they were too nice to me...When you're spoofed by the best people in the business, that's an honor.
->-- Rob Schneider
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* Mr.Garrison teaching evolution, seriously. Just watch it.

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* Mr.Garrison teaching evolution, seriously. Just watch it.it.
**From the same episode, when Garrison goes on a rant which ends with him/her throwing shit at Richard Dawkins. Made even better when she/he appears calm and civilized later in Ms.Victoria's office.
-->'''Garrison''': If I'm a monkey (according to evolution) I might as well at like one! (pulls down pants and starts shitting in hand)
-->'''Richard''': What are you doing?
-->'''Garrison''': Don't ask me! I'm a fucking monkey! (throws his/her shit at him).
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* Mr.Garrison teaching biology, seriously. Just watch it.

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* Mr.Garrison teaching biology, evolution, seriously. Just watch it.
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-->'''Cartman:''' Ha! Fags!

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-->'''Cartman:''' Ha! Fags!Fags!
*Mr.Garrison teaching biology, seriously. Just watch it.
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* The subplot of "Trapper Keeper" involving Mr. Garrison and the class president election.
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* "The Return of The Fellowship of The Ring to The Two Towers" ends with all the parents thinking that the boys had watched the filthiest porno on the planet and begin to explain to them how everything done in it is perfectly normal for men and women to do. However, the boys didn't actually see it and are dumbfounded as their parents talk about all these very extreme sexual acts. The look on their faces is priceless.

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* "The Return of The Fellowship of The Ring to The Two Towers" ends with all the parents thinking that the boys had watched the filthiest porno on the planet and begin to explain to them how everything done in it is perfectly normal for men and women to do. However, the boys didn't actually see it and are dumbfounded as their parents talk about all these very extreme sexual acts. The look on their faces is priceless.priceless.
**After the boys spend the entire episode dressed as ''{{The Lord Of The Rings}}'' characters:
-->'''Kyle:''' Hey, what are you guys doing?
-->'''Boy:''' We're playing Harry Potter.
-->'''Cartman:''' Ha! Fags!
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** And the throwaway joke "And it looks like there will be more singing and dancing in HighSchool" made this high schooler crack up.

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** And the throwaway joke "And it looks like there will be more singing and dancing in HighSchool" made this high schooler crack up.up.
* "The Return of The Fellowship of The Ring to The Two Towers" ends with all the parents thinking that the boys had watched the filthiest porno on the planet and begin to explain to them how everything done in it is perfectly normal for men and women to do. However, the boys didn't actually see it and are dumbfounded as their parents talk about all these very extreme sexual acts. The look on their faces is priceless.
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** Or Stan's use in ''Raisins''.
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** Which is HilariousInHindsight because Cartman *did* get his ass kicked by Wendy in season 12.



* "Fishsticks" [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Two words:]] GAYFISH!

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* "Fishsticks" [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Two words:]] GAYFISH!GAYFISH!
* All of the songs in "Elementary School Musical"
** And the throwaway joke "And it looks like there will be more singing and dancing in HighSchool" made this high schooler crack up.
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* The "German Scheisse Video" scene from TheMovie.

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* The "German Scheisse Video" scene from TheMovie.TheMovie.
* "Fishsticks" [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Two words:]] GAYFISH!
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** It's "Margaritaville" from season 13. Fantastic episode, and it won an Emmy.
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* No love for Russel Crowe's Fighting Around The World? Russel himself found the parody funny.

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* No love for Russel Crowe's Fighting Around The World? World. Russel himself found the parody funny.
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* The best example, however, has to got to the time when Cartmen decides that he wanted to make [[IntergenerationalFriendship friends with adults]], so he does a google search for "Old men who like young boys."

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* The best example, however, has to got to the time when Cartmen decides that he wanted to make [[IntergenerationalFriendship make friends with adults]], so he does a google search for "Old men who like young boys."
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* The best example, however, has to got to the time when Cartmen decides that he wanted to make friends with adults, so he does a google search for "Old men who like young boys."

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* The best example, however, has to got to the time when Cartmen decides that he wanted to make [[IntergenerationalFriendship friends with adults, adults]], so he does a google search for "Old men who like young boys."
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOqKEVZmX_4 Wendy's song]] in ''Something You Can Do With Your Finger''.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOqKEVZmX_4 Wendy's song]] in ''Something You Can Do With Your Finger''.Finger''.
* The "German Scheisse Video" scene from TheMovie.
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* The Goth kids song from the talent show episode. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiZ_xim0NeA Talent Shows are for Fags.]]
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* In "Spontaneous Combustion," while Kyle's dad is having...male difficulties...he hears this on the radio:
-->'''Bob Dole''': Having a hard time with male potency? Well, I don't, and I'm Bob Dole. What's wrong with you? Christ, I'm Bob Dole and I can get it up.

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