History Funny / SomethingPositive

* A new restaurant [[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/cluck-cluck/ opens across the street from PeeJee's bar]] - "Cluck Me Harder Family Restaurant". (The mascot is a hen coyly pouring gravy on her NonMammalMammaries). [=PeeJee=] and Davan boggle at such blatant SexSells for a ''family'' restaurant.

* A new restaurant [[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/cluck-cluck/ opens across the street from PeeJee's bar]] - "Cluck Me Harder Family Restaurant". She and Davan are confused about what to be more offended by - the blatant SexSells, or the fact that it's a ''family'' restaurant.

** And despite never even hearing about the UsefulNotes/FurryFandom, and even taking offense to the idea of catering to that crowd as it would sully his chicken, [[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/all-in/ he shows off the new mascot costume]], inadvertently making a fursuit by doing so.

* Two words: [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05012002.shtml Redneck. Trees.]]

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05312003.shtml "Meh meh murfle meh." "Meow"]].

* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp07092002.shtml Davan runs out of patience]].

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11182008.shtml The Catgirls are on a killing spree! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!]]
** [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11202008.shtml And soon after that]]:

* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp12122002.shtml Branwen's first appearance]].

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10082006.shtml "No, I don't see how two consentin' adults choosin' to get married is like a farmer marryin' his pig. Are you comparin' my daughter to a pig?" "No! No! Let me find a better analogy, large angry man"]]

* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp12052002.shtml "My Mommy says you're a pagan representation designed to steal glory from Christ and I should tell you you're gonna burn in Hell forever. I want a Barbie."]]

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01272011.shtml Rawr.]]

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08132007.shtml "Meh!" "MEH!"]]

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04072014.shtml Davan's belief that pets are better than kids.]]
* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp08212014.shtml "So who had a fun first day at kindergarten?" "No one. I made sure."]]

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09232016.shtml "Between two evils, I choose the competent one."]]
* It's one thing when [=PeeJee=] knocks over Faye's urn and winds up spilling her ashes all over herself. [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp03172007.shtml The punchline]] and Fred's initial deadpan reaction is what makes it comedy gold, though.

* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp02202017.shtml What Randy wants done with his body after he dies.]]

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02292012.shtml Jason learns an important lesson about cats.]]

* Aubrey stumbles ass-backwards [[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/caustic-calls/ into a new $2000/month subscriber]].

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10252008.shtml A one strip, um, stripper, is awesome]]
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02132008.shtml Even death cannot take]] Creator/AlanMoore.
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03292011.shtml This page]] is equal parts funny and {{squick}}.
* 3 {{Beat Panel}}s, and then "[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08022011.shtml A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted]]." Unfortunately not available due to the new naming system having a few wrinkles.
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06212006.shtml This one!]] Jason's reaction is priceless!

'''Fred:''' Then, yeah, I guess this is as close to natural as we get.

* Right before Fred's funeral, the funeral director reassures Davan that the people who prepared Fred's body did their best to make him look natural.

* After Fred's death on Halloween 2020, [[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/new-experiences/ we get a flashback strip]] to Vanessa asking Davan what he wanted for the New Year - he said he wanted to learn something new and have a new experience. Cut to panel four, where he's doing research on "[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Planning for a funeral during a pandemic]]".

* After Fred's death on Halloween 2020, [[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/new-experiences/ we get a flashback strip]] to Vanessa asking Davan what he wanted for the New Year - he said he wanted to learn something new and have a new experience. Cut to panel four, where he's reading "[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Planning for a funeral during a pandemic]]".

* [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07242017b.shtml Tamara invites Mike]] to play ''VisualNovel/DreamDaddy''.

---->'''[=PeeJee=]''': Imagine the worst furry art in the darkest corners of the web. Now imagine whoever drew that saying, "[[EveryoneHasStandards Take it down a notch]]."

* Rory talks Davan into taking him to a wrestling show three ''hours'' away from home, for one simple reason: [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07292019.shtml he saw a picture of]] a [[HormoneAddledTeenager hot devil-costumed wrestler]].
** Later, [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08152019.shtml Rory gets a chance to meet that wrestler]], only to find out that he's talking to his ''[[OlderThanTheyLook grandchild]]''.

'''Chirag''': Sometimes it's not about the dicks that come back but the dicks [[FetishRetardant that wither at your memory]].

* Rory gets [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06222018.shtml a summer job at]] a [[CrappyCarnival run-down amusement park]], and is shown a safety reel.

** He's later assigned to a Dark Ride where customers routinely go down on each other and [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07102018.shtml said action ends up on camera]]. Management decided to fix the problem by adding a sudden bump near the end...

* And with more baby stories, [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05252018.shtml Randy illustrates what he think his child would tell him]].

* Randy and his wife [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01052018.shtml greet their new baby]], which averted CleanPrettyChildbirth.

* Randy [[RealityIsUnrealistic actually gets a visit]] from [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11252017.shtml the Midlife Scrotal Fairy]].

** And [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07252017.shtml he meets up with Jason the next day]] to discuss how obsessed he is with the game.

* Kharisma [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp04042017.shtml finally trolling]] [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp04052017.shtml Fluffmodeus]] [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp04062017.shtml back]]
* [=PamJee=] is suspiciously happy about being punished, going above and beyond and [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06032017.shtml impressing Jason]] by saying that [[DaddysGirl she wanted to do right by him]] more than their neighbor. As he leaves the room, however...

* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03142016.shtml "Where's your god now? Trick question! I baked him in a pie!]]

* "[[http://somethingpositive.net/sp07222015.shtml So Papa Bear's like]] [[Film/TheTexasChainsawMassacre Leatherface]]? He's [[InnocentInnuendo Leather-Bear]]!"