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* During the Valphabet treatment:
-->'''VAL:''' Next up, F is for...
-->'''Number 7: [CensorBeep]'''
-->'''VAL:''' Not quite.
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** After just ''barely'' losing the Test, Number 7 throws a tantrum and tosses the shirts around the room, swearing.

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* The guests walk out into a huge pile of T-Shirts.
-->'''Number 7:''' This looks like my room.
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* Numbers 7 and 4 dancing when the beds come out.

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* "Give me. The pizza. Now."

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* The guests were kept without sleep for 30 hours, and some became...unhinged.
-->'''Number 8:''' I am hungry~ I am gonna eat my arm~
* Number 5's memetic
"Give me. The pizza. Now."
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* Number 1 adding a bunch of [=AKAs=] to his name at the start, all of which VAL said were incorrect.
-->'''Number 1:'''...AKA Number 1.

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* Number 1 8 adding a bunch of [=AKAs=] to his name at the start, all of which VAL said were incorrect.
-->'''Number 1:'''...8:'''...AKA Number 1.8.



* Season 4, the guests engaged in a treatment in which they had to [[{{Squick}} sweat as much as possible and then collect the sweat]], the winner being the one who collected the most. Most of the guests managed 2-6 vials of sweat; the winner, Number 8, got ''25''. When the rest of the guests heard about the ridiculous amount Number 8 got, their shocked expressions were hilarious. "25?! Did they pee in the thing?!"

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* Season 4, the guests engaged in a treatment in which they had to [[{{Squick}} sweat as much as possible and then collect the sweat]], sweat, the winner being the one who collected the most. Most of the guests managed 2-6 vials of sweat; the winner, Number 8, got ''25''. When the rest of the guests heard about the ridiculous amount Number 8 got, their shocked expressions were hilarious. "25?! Did they pee in the thing?!"
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* Number 8 adding a bunch of [=AKAs=] to his name at the start, all of which VAL said were incorrect.

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* Number 8 1 adding a bunch of [=AKAs=] to his name at the start, all of which VAL said were incorrect.
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-->'''Number 1:'''...AKA Number 1.
-->'''VAL:''' AKA correct.
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* Number 8 adding a bunch of [=AKAs=] to his name at the start, all of which VAL said were incorrect.
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* On the Reunion Show, Number 1's nephew asked him why he passed gas on TV.
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* This occurrence from Episode 4:
-->'''Number 8:''' I have the strength of a man and the body of a woman. ...Don't air that, delete it right now.
-->'''VAL:''' Too late.
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-->'''Number 2:''' ...I'm going back in here...Life was so much simpler inside the jail.

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-->'''Number 2:''' ...I'm going back in here...Life was so much simpler inside the jail.jail.
** In the same treatment, Number 2 spends a lot of time trying to get a bag that he believes will hold a key to his cell. When he makes it...
-->'''Number 2:''' ...Cookies!? Are you kidding me!?
** Number 7 losing the rope outside her cell and having to stretch with her foot and the bag of cookies to reach it. She loses a shoe in the process.
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* Number 2 is so demoralized after learning he wasn't the first to escape from Valcatraz that he ''goes back into his cell''.

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* Number 2 is so demoralized after learning he wasn't the first to escape from Valcatraz that he ''goes back into his cell''.cell''.
-->'''Number 2:''' ...I'm going back in here...Life was so much simpler inside the jail.
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* The guests were asked to hit a punching bag a certain number of times and report their score, with the one who reported the highest score getting a hot chicken dinner. Number 2 made up the ludicrously impossible number of 50,999,999,999 hits, and won the challenge. However, when he went to claim his prize, he found a tasteless vitamin block instead of a chicken dinner, and exploded with outrage, demanding to know where the prize he was promised was. VAL then responded, "You lied during my challenge, so I thought I would lie to you as well." Meanwhile, everyone but him got the dinner he was promised.

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* The guests were asked to hit a punching bag a certain number of times and report their score, with the one who reported the highest score getting a hot chicken dinner. Number 2 made up the ludicrously impossible number of 50,999,999,999 hits, and won the challenge. However, when he went to claim his prize, he found a tasteless vitamin block instead of a chicken dinner, and exploded with outrage, demanding to know where the prize he was promised was. VAL then responded, "You lied during my challenge, so I thought I would lie to you as well." Meanwhile, everyone but him got the dinner he was promised.promised.
* Number 2 is so demoralized after learning he wasn't the first to escape from Valcatraz that he ''goes back into his cell''.

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* The guests cheering for their pet mice in episode 5 is heartwarming...except when the mice fall asleep or go the wrong way.
* The guests taking out their frustrations on the much-reviled meal bars in Episode 5, including yelling at it, stomping on it, and throwing it into walls. Number 9 even gives it a DrillSergeantNasty rant.

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!Season One

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!Season One!!Season One



!Season Two

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!Season Two
!!Season Two

* "Give me. The pizza. Now."



!Season Three

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!Season Three
!!Season Three



!Season Four

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!Season Four!!Season Four
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* Number 9 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He14eRZ6nfg&t=5m25s celebrates]] winning at dominoes...only to realize VAL said he was the first to place ''second''.
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* During the weight-matching test, after a montage of telling the guests they were "incorrect:"
-->'''VAL:''' Correct.
-->'''Number 3:''' Really?
-->'''VAL:''' No. I was just tired of saying "incorrect."
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** Number 9's impersonation of Number 7. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ''BOX,'' NUMBER 9? HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ''SIRENS,'' NUMBER 9?"

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** Number 9's impersonation of Number 7. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ''BOX,'' NUMBER 9? HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ''SIRENS,'' ''ALARMS,'' NUMBER 9?"
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** Number 8's suffering in that treatment is [[ComedicSociopathy comedically sociopathic]]. A particularly notable instance is when VAL allows him to retrieve a water bottle. "{{Now what}}?" "You tell me."
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** Number 9's impersonation of Number 7. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ''BOX,'' NUMBER 9? HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ''SIRENS,'' NUMBER 9?"
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* During the rubber-ball-counting test: "Guests, I hope I do not distract you by talking to myself." The comedic timing of Number 3's immediate reaction just makes it.
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** Number 7 mentioned she hadn't sweated that much since she was locked in the trunk of a car. Cue RecordNeedleScratch and VAL's monitor reading TMI.
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** One of the guests requesting a cigarette, and VAL complying by giving them one . . . without a lighter.
** Number 6 won a challenge and got a bowl of peanuts and two beers as a prize. VAL then allowed the other guests the chance to beg Number 6 to share, with VAL as the go-between. However, VAL intentionally misinterpreted their messages, so Number 2's request of "Will you please share your peanuts with me?" became, "Will you please share your penis with me?" After he realized the misunderstanding, Number 2 tried to correct it, specifying that he'd said ''peanuts.'' VAL then reported the correction to Number 6. "Number 2 actually wants your ''nuts.''"
** The guests were asked to hit a punching bag a certain number of times and report their score, with the one who reported the highest score getting a hot chicken dinner. Number 2 made up the ludicrously impossible number of 50,999,999,999 hits, and won the challenge. However, when he went to claim his prize, he found a tasteless vitamin block instead of a chicken dinner, and exploded with outrage, demanding to know where the prize he was promised was. VAL then responded, "You lied during my challenge, so I thought I would lie to you as well." Meanwhile, everyone but him got the dinner he was promised.

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** * One of the guests requesting a cigarette, and VAL complying by giving them one . . . without a lighter.
** * Number 6 won a challenge and got a bowl of peanuts and two beers as a prize. VAL then allowed the other guests the chance to beg Number 6 to share, with VAL as the go-between. However, VAL intentionally misinterpreted their messages, so Number 2's request of "Will you please share your peanuts with me?" became, "Will you please share your penis with me?" After he realized the misunderstanding, Number 2 tried to correct it, specifying that he'd said ''peanuts.'' VAL then reported the correction to Number 6. "Number 2 actually wants your ''nuts.''"
** * The guests were asked to hit a punching bag a certain number of times and report their score, with the one who reported the highest score getting a hot chicken dinner. Number 2 made up the ludicrously impossible number of 50,999,999,999 hits, and won the challenge. However, when he went to claim his prize, he found a tasteless vitamin block instead of a chicken dinner, and exploded with outrage, demanding to know where the prize he was promised was. VAL then responded, "You lied during my challenge, so I thought I would lie to you as well." Meanwhile, everyone but him got the dinner he was promised.

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* Number 5's repeatedly shocked, horrified reactions to several tests and treatments, especially the horror movie test ("OH LORD! OH LORD! OH GOD! WHY?!") and "extreme solitary." The poor man seemed to find ''everything'' that VAL did to be incredibly disturbing, yet still [[spoiler: made it all the way to the final treatment]].



* During the ball gag treatment, Number 8 [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped attempted]] to tell VAL "You son of a bitch!" in a muffled voice, to which VAL responded, "You want to give me a kiss?" He also declared, "This sucks!" to which VAL said in a cheery voice, "I agree . . . this rocks!"



Val in general gets a personality upgrade that seems to make her a lot more suggestive and willing to "come down" to the players' levels, even cursing at them in a few cases. Some of the better high points:

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* VAL allowed the guests to make personal videos of themselves with a video camera. Afterwards, she then told each of them that their video diaries showed strong evidence that they were going insane. The only one who fell for it was Number 3, who became honestly worried that VAL was telling the truth. Shortly after, VAL revealed the truth. "This was not a test of sanity, but a test of gullibility."
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Val in general gets a personality upgrade that seems to make her a lot more suggestive and willing to "come down" to the players' levels, even cursing at them in a few cases. Some of the better high points:



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!Season FourFour
* Season 4, the guests engaged in a treatment in which they had to [[{{Squick}} sweat as much as possible and then collect the sweat]], the winner being the one who collected the most. Most of the guests managed 2-6 vials of sweat; the winner, Number 8, got ''25''. When the rest of the guests heard about the ridiculous amount Number 8 got, their shocked expressions were hilarious. "25?! Did they pee in the thing?!"
** One of the guests requesting a cigarette, and VAL complying by giving them one . . . without a lighter.
** Number 6 won a challenge and got a bowl of peanuts and two beers as a prize. VAL then allowed the other guests the chance to beg Number 6 to share, with VAL as the go-between. However, VAL intentionally misinterpreted their messages, so Number 2's request of "Will you please share your peanuts with me?" became, "Will you please share your penis with me?" After he realized the misunderstanding, Number 2 tried to correct it, specifying that he'd said ''peanuts.'' VAL then reported the correction to Number 6. "Number 2 actually wants your ''nuts.''"
** The guests were asked to hit a punching bag a certain number of times and report their score, with the one who reported the highest score getting a hot chicken dinner. Number 2 made up the ludicrously impossible number of 50,999,999,999 hits, and won the challenge. However, when he went to claim his prize, he found a tasteless vitamin block instead of a chicken dinner, and exploded with outrage, demanding to know where the prize he was promised was. VAL then responded, "You lied during my challenge, so I thought I would lie to you as well." Meanwhile, everyone but him got the dinner he was promised.
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* During an abrasive treatment:
-->[[spoiler: Number 4]]: I'm suprised you're not making us do this treatment naked!
-->'''VAL:''' [[{{Squick}} Watching that would be]] ''[[{{Squick}} MY]]'' [[{{Squick}} treatment.]]
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*While arguing with [[spoiler: Number 5]] over an impending elimination (after an especially pathetic performance in the Treatment):
-->'''VAL:''' (giving up) "[[SarcasmMode Oh, who am I kidding?]] [[EliminationCatchPhrase You ARE the first to quit.]]"
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-->'''VAL:'''"For this next challenge, you must... [[SigilSpam sit on my face.]]"
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* Number 8 [[TakeThatMe taking himself down a peg]]:
-->"[[BiggusDickus Are you afraid you have a small penis?!]] ... Oh, wait, I ''don't have'' a small penis."

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Click !Season One
!Season Two
*[[ButtMonkey Number 9]], flat out. After Number 7 goes and [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous "handicaps" Number 9 with an extra round in an early treatment]], Number 9 takes it personally and goes on to do "one more" each time to get back at Number 7. (In a later treatment, 9 also does an additional round to spite 7 ''after being told he's already
the edit button last person standing''.)
** Of course, Number 9 "earned" his reputation, given that one of the items he brought along was a blow-up doll. ([[RuleThirtyFour Yes, that kind of blow-up doll.]] The camera has
to start this new page. blur a good bit of the doll out.)
** Numbers 3 and 8 get in on the fun later, by each taking away one of 9's luxuries from the 50,000 Vallors Auction. (Number 7 already went and gave Number 9 an hour in the black box, [-WITH SIRENS!-])
!Season Three
!Season Four

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