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**This American troper thought it was pretty funny too.
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* Fletcher verbally castrating Caelan. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
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* Fletcher verbally castrating Caelan. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* The fact that [[spoiler: Skulduggery's subconscious is going around killing people]] really shouldn't be funny. But then you get this.
--> '''Valkyrie:''' *on the phone* It's me.
--> '''Skulduggery:''' No, it's not. Because then I would be talking to myself and I don't do that any more.
* Valkyrie deciding that dingoes are cute and that she wants one as a pet . [[spoiler: While looking after her infant sister.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice I may have just found that funny because I'm Australian.]]
* The fact that [[spoiler: Skulduggery's subconscious is going around killing people]] really shouldn't be funny. But then you get this.
--> '''Valkyrie:''' *on the phone* It's me.
--> '''Skulduggery:''' No, it's not. Because then I would be talking to myself and I don't do that any more.
* Valkyrie deciding that dingoes are cute and that she wants one as a pet . [[spoiler: While looking after her infant sister.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice I may have just found that funny because I'm Australian.]]
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--->'''Vex:''' By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke.
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--->'''Vex:''' By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke.Bespoke?
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** Hell, anything involving [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Bison Dragonclaw]] can count.
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--->'''Vex:''' Francoise. Remember her, Ghastly? Remember that weekend we couldn't find you? We thought Mevolent had snatched you away and was torturing you within an inch of your life. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Valkyrie, would you like to know what he was ''really'' doing that weekend?]]
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--->'''Vex:''' Francoise. Remember her, Ghastly? Remember that weekend we couldn't find you? We thought Mevolent had snatched you away and was torturing you within an inch of your life. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Valkyrie, would you like to know what he was ''really'' was]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar really]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar doing that weekend?]]
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* Fletcher verbally castrating Caelan. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
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--> '''Valkyrie:''' So, if that had been our code, and Dragonclaw had told you that all we have to do is pull a lever, how would you have worked ''the sparrow flies south for winter'' into the conversation.
--> '''Skulduggery:''' I would have said ''"Ok, [[EmbarrassingFirstName Bison,]] so you're sure we only need to pull a lever?"'' And he would have said ''"Yes"'', and I'd have said ''"Excellant, thank you. Did you know, by the way, that the sparrow flies south for winter?"'' And then I'd have punched him.
--> '''Skulduggery:''' I would have said ''"Ok, [[EmbarrassingFirstName Bison,]] so you're sure we only need to pull a lever?"'' And he would have said ''"Yes"'', and I'd have said ''"Excellant, thank you. Did you know, by the way, that the sparrow flies south for winter?"'' And then I'd have punched him.
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--> '''Valkyrie:''' So, if that had been our code, and Dragonclaw had told you that all we have to do is pull a lever, how would you have worked ''the sparrow flies south for winter'' into the conversation.
conversation?
--> '''Skulduggery:''' I would have said''"Ok, ''Ok, [[EmbarrassingFirstName Bison,]] so you're sure we only need to pull a lever?"'' lever?'' And he would have said ''"Yes"'', ''Yes'', and I'd have said ''"Excellant, ''Excellent, thank you. Did you know, by the way, that the sparrow flies south for winter?"'' winter?'' And then I'd have punched him.
--> '''Skulduggery:''' I would have said
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--> '''Skulduggery:''' I would have said ''"Ok, [[EmbarassingFirstName [[EmbarrassingFirstName Bison,]] so you're sure we only need to pull a lever?"'' And he would have said ''"Yes"'', and I'd have said ''"Excellant, thank you. Did you know, by the way, that the sparrow flies south for winter?"'' And then I'd have punched him.
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--> '''Valkyrie:''' So, if that had been our code, and Dragonclaw had told you that all we have to do is pull a lever, how would you have worked ''the sparrow flies south for winter'' into the conversation.
--> '''Skulduggery:''' I would have said ''"Ok, [[EmbarassingFirstName Bison,]] so you're sure we only need to pull a lever?"'' And he would have said ''"Yes"'', and I'd have said ''"Excellant, thank you. Did you know, by the way, that the sparrow flies south for winter?"'' And then I'd have punched him.
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* "Your reflection is still naked, by the way."
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* "Your reflection is still naked, by the way.""
* Clarabelle's job interview with [[spoiler: Doctor Nye]] somehow manages to be a Crowning Moment of Funny and HighOctaneNightmareFuel at the same time.
* Two words. Zombie Queen.
* Skulduggery and Dexter Vex, shamelessly teasing Ghastly at the Requiem Ball.
--->'''Vex:''' By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke.
--->'''Ghastly:''' You can call me whatever you want.
--->'''Vex:''' Thank you Gladys.
--->'''Vex:''' Francoise. Remember her, Ghastly? Remember that weekend we couldn't find you? We thought Mevolent had snatched you away and was torturing you within an inch of your life. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Valkyrie, would you like to know what he was ''really'' doing that weekend?]]
--->'''Valkyrie:''' Yes I would.
--->'''Ghastly:''' No she wouldn't.
--->'''Skulduggery:''' I think she would.
--->'''Ghastly:''' If you tell her, I will have the both of you arrested. And possibly flogged.
* Clarabelle's job interview with [[spoiler: Doctor Nye]] somehow manages to be a Crowning Moment of Funny and HighOctaneNightmareFuel at the same time.
* Two words. Zombie Queen.
* Skulduggery and Dexter Vex, shamelessly teasing Ghastly at the Requiem Ball.
--->'''Vex:''' By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke.
--->'''Ghastly:''' You can call me whatever you want.
--->'''Vex:''' Thank you Gladys.
--->'''Vex:''' Francoise. Remember her, Ghastly? Remember that weekend we couldn't find you? We thought Mevolent had snatched you away and was torturing you within an inch of your life. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Valkyrie, would you like to know what he was ''really'' doing that weekend?]]
--->'''Valkyrie:''' Yes I would.
--->'''Ghastly:''' No she wouldn't.
--->'''Skulduggery:''' I think she would.
--->'''Ghastly:''' If you tell her, I will have the both of you arrested. And possibly flogged.
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---> '''Erskine''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous Take that back!]]
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---> '''Erskine''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous Take that back!]]back!]]
* "Your reflection is still naked, by the way."
* "Your reflection is still naked, by the way."
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* [[ButtMonkey Vaurian Scapegrace]] enters a funeral home in the hopes of being embalmed. The following scene must be read to be believed.
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* [[ButtMonkey Vaurian Scapegrace]] enters a funeral home in the hopes of being embalmed. The following scene must be read to be believed.believed.
* Erskine Ravel's response to Skulduggery suggesting that making him an Elder wasn't such a bad idea.
---> '''Erskine''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous Take that back!]]
* Erskine Ravel's response to Skulduggery suggesting that making him an Elder wasn't such a bad idea.
---> '''Erskine''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous Take that back!]]
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* Kenspeckle is pissed off at Skulduggery. So he makes him wear a pink hospital gown covered in ducks.
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* Kenspeckle is pissed off at Skulduggery. So he makes him wear a pink hospital gown covered in ducks.ducks.
* [[ButtMonkey Vaurian Scapegrace]] enters a funeral home in the hopes of being embalmed. The following scene must be read to be believed.
* [[ButtMonkey Vaurian Scapegrace]] enters a funeral home in the hopes of being embalmed. The following scene must be read to be believed.
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--->'''Valkyrie:''' God, no. That was dreadful.awful.
* Kenspeckle is pissed off at Skulduggery. So he makes him wear a pink hospital gown covered in ducks.
* Kenspeckle is pissed off at Skulduggery. So he makes him wear a pink hospital gown covered in ducks.
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* "I seem to have lost track of this speech, I'm not sure where it is going, but I know where it started and that's what I want you to remember. Has anyone seen my hat?"
--->''' Valyrie:''' Well my morale is certainly boosted.
--->'''Skulduggery:''' Really?
--->'''Valkyrie:''' God, no. That was dreadful.
--->''' Valyrie:''' Well my morale is certainly boosted.
--->'''Skulduggery:''' Really?
--->'''Valkyrie:''' God, no. That was dreadful.
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* When Billy-Ray Sanguine gets his razor stolen.
-->'''Billy-Ray''' ''Women. They always take stuff from me. Bits and pieces of my ''soul''.
-->''But now you take my damn straight razor? How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even ''shave''''?
* Well, honestly, pretty much everything Billy-Ray Sanguine says falls under CMoF.
-->'''Billy-Ray''' ''Women. They always take stuff from me. Bits and pieces of my ''soul''.
-->''But now you take my damn straight razor? How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even ''shave''''?
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---> '''Sanguine''': When you have served your purpose, I swear to you I'm gonna kill you for ''free''."
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---> '''Sanguine''': Or at least half price."price.
** When Billy-Ray Sanguine gets his razor stolen.
--->'''Billy-Ray:''' Women. They always take stuff from me. Bits and pieces of my ''soul''. But now you take my damn straight razor? How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking shave?]]''
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint But I drove here.]]"
** When Billy-Ray Sanguine gets his razor stolen.
--->'''Billy-Ray:''' Women. They always take stuff from me. Bits and pieces of my ''soul''. But now you take my damn straight razor? How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking shave?]]''
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint But I drove here.]]"
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--->'''Skulduggery''': I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.
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--->'''Skulduggery''': I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.us.
* Most scenes involving Billy-Ray Sanguine.
** After a fight, Sanguine disappears into the ground. Thinking he's gone, Tanith insults him, only to have him pop back up again. There's a bit of WittyBanter between Valkyrie, Tanith, and Sanguine, and then we get this:
---> '''Sanguine''': When you have served your purpose, I swear to you I'm gonna kill you for ''free''."
---> *disappears*
---> *{{beat}}*
---> *pops back up*
---> '''Sanguine''': Or at least half price."
* Most scenes involving Billy-Ray Sanguine.
** After a fight, Sanguine disappears into the ground. Thinking he's gone, Tanith insults him, only to have him pop back up again. There's a bit of WittyBanter between Valkyrie, Tanith, and Sanguine, and then we get this:
---> '''Sanguine''': When you have served your purpose, I swear to you I'm gonna kill you for ''free''."
---> *disappears*
---> *{{beat}}*
---> *pops back up*
---> '''Sanguine''': Or at least half price."
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---> '''Skulduggery''': [[LameComeback You've got big ears!]]ears!]]
* Also, this:
---> '''Skulduggery''': Besides, I need you out here in case something goes [[GoneHorriblyWrong horribly, horribly wrong]]."
---> '''Stephanie''': What do I do then?
--->*{{Beat}}*
---> '''Skulduggery''': ...Panic.
* And, when they're in the [[CreepyBasement caves]] underneath Gordon's house:
--->'''Valkyrie''': What is ''that''?
--->'''Skulduggery''': That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.
--->'''Valkyrie''': You don't know what it is, do you?
--->'''Skulduggery''': I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.
* Also, this:
---> '''Skulduggery''': Besides, I need you out here in case something goes [[GoneHorriblyWrong horribly, horribly wrong]]."
---> '''Stephanie''': What do I do then?
--->*{{Beat}}*
---> '''Skulduggery''': ...Panic.
* And, when they're in the [[CreepyBasement caves]] underneath Gordon's house:
--->'''Valkyrie''': What is ''that''?
--->'''Skulduggery''': That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.
--->'''Valkyrie''': You don't know what it is, do you?
--->'''Skulduggery''': I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.
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* This exchange from the first book.
---> '''Serpine''': Where are your oh so clever taunts now?
--->*{{Beat}}*
---> '''Skulduggery''': You've got big ears!
---> '''Serpine''': Where are your oh so clever taunts now?
--->*{{Beat}}*
---> '''Skulduggery''': You've got big ears!
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---> [[spoiler: '''Caelan:''']] We're meant for each other.
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* During what is essentially the equivalent of [[{{Twilight}} the meadow scene]], we get this...
---> '''Valkyrie:''' [[TakeThat Holy God! Do you always come on this strong?]]
---> '''Valkyrie:''' [[TakeThat Holy God! Do you always come on this strong?]]
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* Well, honestly, pretty much everything Billy-Ray Sanguine says falls under CMoF.CMoF.
* Pretty much all the book dedications are hilarious.
* Stephanie notices that Skulduggery is walking, talking skeleton. This conversation occurs.
---> '''Skulduggery:''' Are you going to faint?
---> '''Stephanie:''' I've never fainted before but I think I might.
---> '''Skulduggery:''' Would you like me to catch you?
---> '''Stephanie:''' If you wouldn't mind?
---> '''Skulduggery:''' Not at all.
---> '''Stephanie:''' *faints*
* Pretty much all the book dedications are hilarious.
* Stephanie notices that Skulduggery is walking, talking skeleton. This conversation occurs.
---> '''Skulduggery:''' Are you going to faint?
---> '''Stephanie:''' I've never fainted before but I think I might.
---> '''Skulduggery:''' Would you like me to catch you?
---> '''Stephanie:''' If you wouldn't mind?
---> '''Skulduggery:''' Not at all.
---> '''Stephanie:''' *faints*
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-->''But now you take my damn straight razor? How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even ''shave''''?''shave''''?
*Well, honestly, pretty much everything Billy-Ray Sanguine says falls under CMoF.
*Well, honestly, pretty much everything Billy-Ray Sanguine says falls under CMoF.
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When Billy-Ray Sanguine gets his razor stolen.
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'''Billy-Ray''' ''Women. They always take stuff from me. Bits and pieces of my ''soul''.
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