History Funny / SharkTale

-->'''Ernie''': "Whale Wash: You get a [[{{Pun}} whale of a wash]], and the price-- ''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption OH MY GOSH!]]''"\\

-->'''Oscar:''' Sykes! Shut up! ''SHUT...UP!''\\
'''Sykes:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey! That's good! I like that!]] [''over phone''] [[InsultMisfire Shut up, Lino! Ha! SHUT UP!]]\\
'''Oscar:'''[''groans'']\\
'''Sykes:''' Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you.\\
'''Oscar''' (''whispering nervously''): No, no, no! I'm not here!\\

'''Oscar'''[''meekly'']: Hello?\\

'''Lino''': [''sighs'']...My guys are comin' for ya, Sharkslayer! They're gonna tear you FIN FROM FIN!!! (''slams the phone down'')

'''Sykes''' [''over phone'']: Shut up, Lino! Shut up!\\

* When Lenny sheds his dolphin disguise at the sit-down, Lino is embarrassed about the situation and accuses Lenny of "taking sides against the family". Oscar tries to defend Lenny culminating in
-->'''Oscar''': Hey Don Lino. Sir. It's not his fault. This is between you and me.\\

'''Lenny''': "Yeah" he is.\\

'''Sykes''': (nonchalantly) Ha! Young Love! (''he and the other partygoers laugh'')\\

-->'''Sykes'''[''laughs uneasilly'']: This is a joke, right? 'Cause I told Lino... [''sudden [[OhCrap look of horror]] dawns on his face'']\\

((''he and Headphone Guy brace themselves on the whale's uvula; the scrubbers peak when...the whale lets out a small belch, sending some slime onto Oscar'')\\

'''Oscar''': Still Think it could be worse?!\\

'''Oscar''': Funny! Well see if you laugh at THIS!\\

'''Oscar''': [ Still Think it could be worse?!.]]\\

'''Lino''': What did I ever do to ''YOU''?! You took Frankie away, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you turned Lenny into a dolphin!]]\\
''([[IgnoredEpiphany his sadness quickly turns to fury]])''\\
I'M GONNA GET YOU!

'''Sykes''': Simple. The Food Chain.\\
(''pulls down chart'')\\
'''Sykes''': Ya see? On top is Don Lino, there's me. Then there's regular fish.\\

'''Oscar''': Ang, please! Don't take it personal! C'mon, I lied to EVERYBODY! Alright, look, I'm sorry, I totally betrayed you. But listen, I just got one little problem I gotta take care of.\\
'''Angie''': Oh, really? What's that?\\

'''Oscar''': Uh...yeah. Pretty much.

-->'''Sykes''': Look, all I'm saying is that your son ain't exactly no killer\\

'''Sykes''' (shocked): What?! (''inflates; helium voice'') Whaddya mean "I'm Out?!"\\

[[spoiler:'''Crazy Joe''': Did someone say, ''CRAZY?!'']]

'''Sykes:''' For the last time, its "Whale Wash: You get a whale of a wash, and the price - Oh my gosh"!\\

-->'''Crazy Joe''': Now that you live in that great penthouse, can I be you're financial advisor?\\

'''Lenny''': You got it. Oh an echo. ''[a little louder]'' ''Echooo''! "Now batting for the Southside Sharks #15--\\
(*SLAP!*)\\
'''Lenny''': OW! It's not okay to hit!

'''Sykes'''[''over phone''] Shut up, Lino! Shut up!\\

* Frankie starts humming the {{Jaws}} to Lenny's dissaproval

-->'''Shrimp''': You still hungry, big guy? Well, [[ShoutOut Say "hello" to my]] ''[[Film/{{Scarface 1983}} little friends!!]]''

-->'''Oscar :''' "Don't Swallow."\\
'''Lenny:''' "Oscar?"\\
'''Oscar :''' "No, it's Pinocchio. OF COURSE IT'S ME!! Why did you do that?!"\\
'''Lenny:''' "I'm sorry."\\
'''Oscar :''' "No no, sorry is when you step on someone's fin in the movie theater. Yeah that's sorry. Sorry is when you say, "Hey, when's the baby due?" Then it just turns out the person's just fat! This is as far away from sorry as you can possibly get!!"

-->'''Ernie''': "Whale Wash: You get a [[{{Pun}} whale of a wash]], and the price-- [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption ''OH MY GOSH!''"]]\\

*** Immediately followed by the Shorties vandalizing the billboard

'''Oscar''': Right back at me eh? Little smart mouth? Now I'm on my way and y'all stay outta trouble. (turns back to the graffiti) ''And clean that stuff up!''\\

'''Sykes:''' Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you\\

'''Sykes''': Yeah, He's right here.\\

'''Lino''': [''sighs'']... My guys are comin' for ya, Sharkslayer! They're gonna tear you FIN FROM FIN!!! (''slams the phone down'')

'''Lino''': "Shut up?" "Shut up?!" You don't tell ''ME'' "shut up", I tell ''YOU'' "shut up!" [''Beeping is suddenly heard on the other line''] Huh? Hello?\\

'''Lino''': "Shut up?" "Shut up?!" You don't tell ''ME'' "shut up", I tell ''YOU'' "shut up!"\\
[''Beeping is suddenly heard on the other line'']\\
'''Lino''': Huh? Hello?\\

'''Lino:'''[growls]\\

** This later comes back to bite Sykes once he [[spoiler: finally starts to uncover Oscar's lie]]
-->'''Sykes'''[''laughs uneasilly'']: This is a joke right? 'cause I told Lino... [''sudden [[OhCrap look of horror]] dawns on his face'']\\

'''Oscar''': Oh that's me.\\

'''Oscar''': Oh then there's me! \\

--> '''Oscar''': Hi I'm Oscar. You might think you know, but you have ''no idea...'' [beatbox] Welcome to my crib! The good life the way the other half lives! Check it out! I've got my 60 inch black screen TV with 6 speaker surround! CD! DVD! Playstation, and a 8-track player for when you're feelin' just a little [beat boxes] Ol' School! [''laughs''] 'cause even a superstar Mack Daddy fish like me has to have the basic necessities!\\

'''Oscar''': C'mon, Shorties why you messin' with my fantasy?\\

* When Lola reveals herself at the sit-down, the ''sharks'' swoon at her ("If i wasn't married..."; I'm in love). Don Feinberg the old leopard shark asks "How ya doin' pretty lady?" Cue a look of '''utter disgust''' from Lola!

'''Lino''': [''sighs'']... My guys are comin' for ya, Sharkslayer! They're gonna tear you, FIN FROM FIN!!! (''slams the phone down'')