History Funny / SeventeenSeventySix

24th May '17 3:25:24 PM wrestlingdog909
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* Adams' morose worry that for all his effort to make America free, his contributions would never be known:

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* Adams' morose worry that for all his effort to make America free, his contributions would never be known:known (the quote comes straight out of history, too):


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* This exchange between Franklin and Adams:
-->'''Franklin''': Treason is a charge invented by winners as an excuse for hanging the losers.
-->'''Adams''': I have more to do than to sit here and listen to you quote yourself.
-->'''Franklin''': Oh, that was a new one!
2nd Sep '16 8:48:38 AM lincro
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'''Abigail:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yes, of course!]]

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'''Abigail:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yes, of course!]]course!]]\\
(The stage directions for these lines in the play are [[MarsAndVenusGenderContrast "Impatiently" and "A woman"]], respectively)
29th Aug '16 9:29:58 AM ajbit26
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'''Adams:''' [[SarcasmFailure ... oh good God.]]

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'''Adams:''' [[SarcasmFailure ...[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe ... oh good God.]]
9th Aug '16 12:26:24 PM MovieNut14
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* "Where is New Jersey?" "Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania."

* Combined moment of Awesome and Funny: "NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
* "Mr. Morris. ''WHAT IN HELL GOES ON IN NEW YORK?!''"

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* "Where This observation after roll call:
-->'''Hancock:''' I'm concerned over the continual absence of one-thirteenth of this Congress. Where
is New Jersey?" "Somewhere Jersey?\\
'''Dickinson:''' Somewhere
between New York and Pennsylvania."

Pennsylvania.
* Combined moment of Awesome and Funny: "NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"[[BigNever NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]"
* "Mr. Morris. ''WHAT '''''WHAT IN HELL GOES ON IN NEW YORK?!''"YORK?!'''''"



-->'''Franklin''': (to arriving delegate Dr. Lyman Hall) "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a Great Man before?"\\
And:\\
'''Adams''': Wake up, Franklin, you're going to New Brunswick!\\

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-->'''Franklin''': (to arriving delegate Dr. Lyman Hall) "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a Great Man before?"\\
And:\\
'''Adams''':
before?"
** And:
--->'''Adams''':
Wake up, Franklin, you're going to New Brunswick!\\



** Also doubles as a HistoricalInJoke as his son actually WAS a bastard (in the parents-are-unmarried sense).

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** *** Also doubles as a HistoricalInJoke as his son actually WAS ''was'' a bastard (in the parents-are-unmarried "parents are unmarried" sense).
6th Aug '16 5:51:48 PM BobTanaka
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** John's lament at God. He lists all the different disasters and plagues that might have afflicted the American continent, concluding with: "But no; you sent us ''Congress!'' Good God, sir, was that fair?"
15th Jul '16 1:44:59 AM Sabrewing
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* If you ever believe that shows like ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' are corrupting Americans, take some twisted comfort in the fact that our founding fathers were finding amusement in comparing themselves to castrated bulls.
4th Jul '16 10:34:40 PM LDSTroper1
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*"Where is New Jersey?" "Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania."
4th Jul '16 7:51:42 AM MovieNut14
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* "Mr. Morris. ''What in hell goes on in New York?!''"

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* "Mr. Morris. ''What in hell goes on in New York?!''"''WHAT IN HELL GOES ON IN NEW YORK?!''"



And\\

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And\\And:\\



--->'''Adams''': Standing down here waiting for them to...uuhhhh...well what will people think?
--->'''Franklin''': Don't worry John, the history books will clean it up.

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--->'''Adams''': Standing down here waiting for them to...uuhhhh...well what will people think?
--->'''Franklin''':
think?\\
'''Franklin''':
Don't worry John, the history books will clean it up.



-->'''Adams:''' Spoken modest-''Lee''. God help us!



-->'''Adams''': Do you mean to tell me that it is not yet finished?
-->'''Jefferson''': No, sir. I mean to say that it is not yet begun.
-->'''Adams''': Good God! A whole week! The entire earth was created in a week!
-->'''Jefferson''': Someday, you must tell me how you did it.
-->'''Adams''': ''Disgusting.'' Look at him, Franklin! Virginia's most famous lover!
-->'''Jefferson''': Virginia abstains.

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-->'''Adams''': Do you mean to tell me that it is not yet finished?
-->'''Jefferson''':
finished?\\
'''Jefferson''':
No, sir. I mean to say that it is not yet begun.
-->'''Adams''':
begun.\\
'''Adams''':
Good God! ''God.'' A whole week! The entire earth was created in a week!
-->'''Jefferson''':
week!\\
'''Jefferson''':
Someday, you must tell me how you did it.
-->'''Adams''':
it.\\
'''Adams''':
''Disgusting.'' Look at him, Franklin! Virginia's most famous lover!
-->'''Jefferson''':
lover!\\
'''Jefferson''':
Virginia abstains.



--> '''Jefferson''': Damn the man. God ''damn'' the man.

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--> ---> '''Jefferson''': Damn the man. God ''damn'' the man.



-->'''Adams''': You mean they're going to... ''in the middle of the afternoon??''
-->'''Franklin''': Not everybody's from Boston, John!

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-->'''Adams''': You mean they're going to... ''in the middle of the afternoon??''
-->'''Franklin''':
afternoon??''\\
'''Franklin''':
Not everybody's from Boston, John!



-->"Of course she is. Look at the way they fit."

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-->"Of --->"Of course she is. Look at the way they fit."



--> '''Chase''': "Someone oughta' ooooooopen up a window!"
--> '''Adams''': "Will you listen to me and forget the window?!"
--> '''Congress''': "It's ninety degrees, have mercy, John, please! It's hot as hell, in Philadel-phia!"

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--> '''Chase''': -->'''Chase''': "Someone oughta' ooooooopen up a window!"
-->
window!"\\
'''Adams''': "Will you listen to me and forget the window?!"
-->
window?!"\\
'''Congress''': "It's ninety degrees, have mercy, John, please! It's hot as hell, in Philadel-phia!"



-->'''[=MacNair=]:''' Better get yourself back down to Congress, Mister Adams. Gettin' ready to vote, and they say they can't settle such an important question without Massachusetts bein' there.
-->'''Adams:''' ''(bored)'' I can just imagine. All right, what burning issue are we voting on this time?
-->'''[=MacNair=]:''' ''(earnest)'' On whether or not to grant General Washington's request... that all members of the Rhode Island Militia be required to wear matchin' uniforms.
-->'''Adams:''' [[SarcasmFailure ... oh good God.]]

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-->'''[=MacNair=]:''' Better get yourself back down to Congress, Mister Adams. Gettin' ready to vote, and they say they can't settle such an important question without Massachusetts bein' there.
-->'''Adams:'''
there.\\
'''Adams:'''
''(bored)'' I can just imagine. All right, what burning issue are we voting on this time?
-->'''[=MacNair=]:'''
time?\\
'''[=MacNair=]:'''
''(earnest)'' On whether or not to grant General Washington's request... that all members of the Rhode Island Militia be required to wear matchin' uniforms.
-->'''Adams:'''
uniforms.\\
'''Adams:'''
[[SarcasmFailure ... oh good God.]]
10th May '16 9:32:47 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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-->'''Adams''': Standing down here waiting for them to...uuhhhh...well what will people think?
-->'''Franklin''': Don't worry John, the history books will clean it up.

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-->'''Adams''': --->'''Adams''': Standing down here waiting for them to...uuhhhh...well what will people think?
-->'''Franklin''': --->'''Franklin''': Don't worry John, the history books will clean it up.
4th Apr '16 8:46:01 AM ZimFan89
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** Morris then goes on to explain that [[TakeThat nothing ever gets done in his legislature because they're too busy arguing.]]
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