History Funny / SeriousSam

--> ''"Why in the world did you shut me last night? HUH? I mean, you never did that before. I remember a ladder being thrown down, and a... a WOMAN! I knew it! You could've at least let me hesr what she had to "say". Whatever, who am "I" to know what's going on, right? All you need to do is to find your way to the Church of Rock. And that's ALL I'm going to say."''

** At the end of the level, Sam politely knocks the door of Kingsburg in order to see the King and gets laughed at. But that's not the funniest part. At noon, while the guards are still laughing, a ladder falls near Sam, and a woman invites him to enter. Cue NETRICSA's jealousy in the next briefing:

* For starters, most of Sam's exchanges with a SuddenlyVoiced NETRICSA. Her reason for being voiced?

--> '''Sam:''' NETRICSA? Nettie??? You can talk!
--> '''NETRICSA:''' Yes, it's a bit complicated... let's just say it has something to do with [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall having a bigger game budget]].
--> '''Sam:''' [[AudienceWhatAudience What game budget?]]

* One of the secrets in the second level is... a pair of Simbas [[IntercourseWithYou getting it out]].

--> '''Sam:'': NETRICSA? Nettie??? You can talk!

--> '''Sam:''' [[NoFourthWall What game budget?]]

--> '''NETRICSA:''' ''Maybe it has something to do with [[BreakingTheFourthWall having a bigger game budget]].''
--> '''Sam:''' ''[[NoFourthWall What game budget?]]''

-->[[spoiler:Secret [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever mighty kamikaze]] has been activated!]]

-->- Military experts claim that the lead casing used on the cannonballs completely eliminates potential hazards for the operator caused by the uranium filling\\
- Uranium caused hazards to the target are not held important, considering the purpose of the device

* One of the secrets in the second level is... [[spoiler:a pair of Simbas [[IntercourseWithYou getting it out]]]].

* Not to mention what happens after the boss battle. What do you do with a gorilla corpse the size of a football field? Roast it on a spit.

* This line from the BFE trailer, which may double a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome:

* In ''BFE'', the entire cutscene of [[spoiler: Sam blowing up the Sphinx and his ensuing argument with Quinn]] is one big SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}.

-->'''Sam:''' Nothing says 'honey I'm home' like a stick of dynamites.
-->''* Sam detonates the explosives.''
-->'''Quinn:''' Jesus Christ, Sam! Do you have to blow ''EVERYTHING'' up?
-->'''Sam:''' As a matter of fact, I do.

-->'''Headless Kamikaze:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!\\
''Sam kills the Headless Kamikaze''\\
'''Sam:''' AAAAAAAAAAH-- put a sock in it.\\
''Hordes of Headless Kamikazes approach''\\
'''Hordes of Headless Kamikaze:''' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!'''''\\
'''Sam:''' [[OhCrap Uh oh.]]
** This is a callback to a similar scene from ''The First Encounter'', with the only change being Sam's one-liner to the first Kamikaze. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH yourself!"
* Also from BFE, there's the cutscene where Sam locates Professor Stein's phone [[spoiler: next to his severed arm.]] Quinn had been calling, and when Sam responds, telling her that [[spoiler: Stein is dead]], she asks if he found his phone.
-->'''Sam:''' ''(in a "are you fucking kidding me" tone)'' You mean the phone you just called??\\
'''Quinn:''' Uh... right.

* "Jesus Harold Faltermeyer Christ!"
* The FinalBoss fight of ''BFE'', with Sam walking in on Ugh-Zan IV throwing down with the Sand Whale that had been chasing him.
-->'''Sam''': You guys having an ugly contest? I'll make it easy for you, you ''both'' win!

--->'''Mental's Daughter''': Are you [[CallBack serious?]]\\
'''Sam''': Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.
** And then they manage to turn the [[spoiler: destruction of the Earth]] into a [[MoodWhiplash mooning joke.]]
* And one line from the "Jewel of the Nile" DLC.
-->'''Sam''': Failsafe? [[LiteralMinded Is that some kind of vault which you keep all your fail in?]] Because, I love ya Quinn, but [[StealthInsult a failsafe is sounding more and more like an apt description of this mission.]]

!Serious Sam: The First and Second Encounter

!Serious Sam II

!Serious Sam 3: BFE

-->'''Sam''': Failsafe? [[LiteralMinded Is that some kind of vault which you keep all your fail in?]] Because, I love ya Quinn, but [[StealthInsult a failsafe is sounding more and more like an apt description of this mission.]]

-->'''Sam:''' You mean the phone you just called??\\

-->''* Sam detonates the explosives.

-->'''Mental's Daughter''': Are you [[CallBack serious?]]
-->'''Sam''': Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.

* This line from the BFE trailer, which may double an AwesomeMoment:

* In ''BFE'', the entire cutscene of [[spoiler: Sam blowing up the Sphinx and his ensuing argument with Quinn]] is one big CrowningMomentOfFunny.

* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSiV3b1enjI secret watcher]] in ''The Second Encounter'', especially when you [[SchmuckBait shoot at it]].

* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSiV3b1enjI secret watcher]] in ''Second Encounter'', especially when you [[SchmuckBait shoot at it]].

* NETRICSA's bios are usually good for a laugh. The best from ''First Encounter'' is probably the notes on the SBC Cannon:

* Sam winning the trust of the Elvian people in ''II'' and heroically walking off to go fight Cecil the Dragon...only to trip and fall face-first into the camera, breaking it.

* In Before First Encounter, the entire cutscene of [[spoiler: Sam blowing up the Sphinx and his ensuing argument with Quinn]] is one big CrowningMomentOfFunny.

''Sam kills the headless kamikaze''\\

''Hordes of headless kamikazes approach''\\

** This is a callback to a similar scene from The First Encounter, with the only change being Sam's one-liner to the first Kamikaze. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH yourself!"

* The FinalBoss fight of BFE, with Sam walking in on Ugh-Zan IV throwing down with the sandworm that had been chasing him.

* This scene from ''BFE''':

-->'''Simba Witchdoctor''' [[https://youtu.be/RdDkDZ79ejE?t=21 I will summon Kwongo now!]]\\

'''Simba Witchdoctor.'''Hmmm... I'll have to try something completely different.\\

'''Sam:''' AAAAAAAAAAH--- put a sock in it.\\

-->'''Sam''': "Failsafe? [[LiteralMinded Is that some kind of vault which you keep all your fail in?]] Because, I love ya Quinn, but [[StealthInsult a failsafe is sounding more and more like an apt description of this mission." ]]

--> '''Headless Kamikaze:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
--> ''Sam kills the headless kamikaze''
--> '''Sam:''' AAAAAAAAAAH--- put a sock in it.
--> ''Hordes of headless kamikazes approach''
--> '''Hordes of Headless Kamikaze:''' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!'''''
--> '''Sam:''' [[OhCrap Uh oh.]]

--> Sam: "You mean the phone you just called??"
--> Quinn: "Uh... right."

--> '''Sam''': You guys having an ugly contest? I'll make it easy for you, you ''both'' win!

->'''Simba Witchdoctor''' [[https://youtu.be/RdDkDZ79ejE?t=21 I will summon Kwongo now!]]
-> ''[Witchdoctor beats on a drum... and completely fails to summon Kwongo.]''
->'''Simba Witchdoctor.'''Hmmm... I'll have to try something completely different.
-> ''[Witchdoctor busts out a DJ set and starts jamming out.]''

* And one line from the "Jewel of the nile" DLC.

--> '''Sam''': You guys having an ugly contest? I'll make it easy for you, you ''both'' win!

** Not to mention what happens after the boss battle. What do you do with a gorilla corpse the size of a football field? Roast it on a spit.