History Funny / SecretSix

-->'''Scandal:''' Darling dearest, I'm afraid I really must ask what you're doing back there...\\

** It becomes HilariousInHindsight when Tommy's older sister Lian adopts that moniker in Catwoman(Comic), many years later.

-->'''Jeanette:''' Darling dearest, I'm afraid I really must ask what you're doing back there...\\

'''Jeanette:''' [[NoodleIncident I have told you before]], you are ''not'' to attach high explosives to squirrels!\\

'''Jeanette:''' Don't attach them to ''any'' small animals!

* When meeting with Batman, Catman keeps getting distracted by the smell of Mexican food. Then, about halfway through the fight:
-->'''Batman:''' And if you ''must'' know, I had a burrito.

* In the arc where Ice "got better", the villian tries to use his mind-control powers on her again so Deadshot just shoots him. He hilariously claims self-defense because the guy "obviously had a gun"(hint: he didn't). When one of the Birds Of Prey points this out...

-->'''King Shark'''': ''[Singing]'' "IIIIIIIII'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm a shark! I'm a sharrrrrrrk! I'm a *&^%$#@ S sharrrrrrrrk!"

* Liana and Scandal setting Bane up on a date with one of Liana's coworkers, Spencer. After awkwardly attempting to "negotiate" with Spencer and then commenting on how much weight her hips can bare, Liana and Scandal try to hurry things along to keep things from getting [[http://www.dadsbigplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/secret-six-30-banes-first-date.jpg any more painful then they already are.]]

* "Shut up and eat your Grundy." Vandal Savage's response to the other villains who are grossed out when it's revealed that they're [[IAmAHumanitarian eating Solomon Grundy]]. Cheshire throws up, but Dr. Psycho asks for more.

-->'''Batman:''' [[BrickJoke And if you ''must'' know, I had a burrito]].

* The entire scene involving Deadshot and Catman shopping for ice cream at the beginning of the Unhinged arc. In particular, Deadshot's excuse for ripping off the entire cigarette stock.

-->'''Ragdoll''': "No pun intended, I assure you. But it hasn't come up, as need be."

* Volume 2 Issue 8 finds most of the team, alongside Jeannette and Etrigan, having to travel to the outskirts of Atlantis (using magic to hold the water back) to find and destroy a magical structure to save Black Alice's life, but Aquaman shows up and begins to fight Catman. Porcelain notices that Jeannette, Strix and Ventriloquist are just sitting around, and asks why they're not carrying out their mission, considering what's at stake. Jeannette points out that, simply put, [[{{Fanservice}} Catman and Aquaman are fighting each other]]. Cue Porcelain joining the other women, all sitting there, swooning as they watch the fight.

* Volume 2 Issue 8 finds most of the team, alongside Jeannette and Etrigan, having to travel to the outskirts of Atlantis (using magic to hold the water back) to find and destroy a magical structure to save Black Alice's life, but Aquaman shows up and begins to fight Catman. Porcelain notices that Jeannette, Strix and Ventriloquist are just sitting around, and asks why they're not carrying out their mission, considering what's at stake. Jeannette points out that, simply put, [[{{Fanservice}} Catman and Aquaman are fighting each other]]. Cue Porcelain joining the other women, all sitting there, swooning as they watch the fight.

* Volume 2 Issue 8 finds most of the team, alongside Jeannette and Etrigan, having to travel to the outskirts of Atlantis (using magic to hold the water back) to find and destroy a magical structure to save Black Alice's life, but Aquaman shows up and begins to fight Catman. Porcelain notices that Jeannette, Strix and Ventriloquist are just sitting around, and asks why they're not carrying out their mission, considering what's at stake. Jeannette points out that, simply put, Catman and Aquaman are fighting each other. Cue Porcelain joining the other women, all sitting there, swooning as they watch the fight.

---> "When is a raven like the Riddler?" Give up? "When it '''''bleeds''''' to death after having its '''''throat''''' torn out."

* Black Alice's powers allow her to steal the abilities of any magic-user, and as side-effect that the series' artists really have fun with, take on aspects of their appearance as well [[{{Rule 63}} (including men).]] So when she pinches [[TheDemon Jason Blood's powers...]]

* Pretty much the entirety of "Predators", a guest writer cameo from John Ostrander, which features among other bits of black comedy Bane deciding to beat a man to death with his own limbs because he doesn't deserve to have his back broken like Batman did.

* Liana and Scandal setting Bane up on a date with one of Liana's coworkers, Spencer. After awkwardly attempting to "negotiate" with Spencer and then commenting on how much weight her hips can bare, Liana and Scandal try to hurry things along to keep things from getting [[http://www.dadsbigplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/secret-six-30-banes-first-date.jpg any more painful then they already are.]]

* Bane: "Scandal Savage, you may have one ice cream of your choice."

-->'''Deadshot''': Word to the wise, kid. Soon as you can, get yourself some new parents. You don't want the other kids calling ya "Cheshire Cat."

* When Bane begins expressing concern, in his own way, over Scandal's diet, she promptly responds that she has no idea what the hell he is talking about. To which Ragdoll bluntly states that he's worried about her colon, which he himself hadn't given much thought to because it never comes up much.