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22nd Jun '16 8:49:22 AM caivu
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* Volume 2 Issue 8 finds most of the team, alongside Jeannette and Etrigan, having to travel to the outskirts of Atlantis (using magic to hold the water back) to find and destroy a magical structure to save Black Alice's life, but Aquaman shows up and begins to fight Catman. Porcelain notices that Jeannette, Strix and Ventriloquist are just sitting around, and asks why they're not carrying out their mission, considering what's at stake. Jeannette points out that, simply put, [[{{Fanservice}} Catman and Aquaman are fighting each other]]. Cue Porcelain joining the other women, all sitting there, swooning as they watch the fight.

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* Volume 2 Issue 8 finds most of the team, alongside Jeannette and Etrigan, having to travel to the outskirts of Atlantis (using magic to hold the water back) to find and destroy a magical structure to save Black Alice's life, but Aquaman shows up and begins to fight Catman. Porcelain notices that Jeannette, Strix and Ventriloquist are just sitting around, and asks why they're not carrying out their mission, considering what's at stake. Jeannette points out that, simply put, [[{{Fanservice}} Catman and Aquaman are fighting each other]]. Cue Porcelain joining the other women, all sitting there, swooning as they watch the fight.fight.
* In the final issue of the New 52 series, Strix has been taken by Lady Shiva to join the League of Assassins, and has been given a tablet with text-to-speech software to better help her communicate. When Strix rejects Shiva's offer after being forced to run a gauntlet of enemies, Shiva beats her, and then this happens:
-->'''Lady Shiva:''' You have more to say? Choose your words ''carefully'', sister.\\
'''Strix:''' <Shiva is a turd bird.>\\
'''Strix:''' <Your breath smells like poop.>\\
'''Lady Shiva:''' You... No one has ever ''dared''...\\
'''Strix:''' <Your hair looks stupid.>\\
'''Lady Shiva:''' ...I see.
20th Jan '16 11:50:57 AM remtar85
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* Volume 2 Issue 8 finds most of the team, alongside Jeannette and Etrigan, having to travel to the outskirts of Atlantis (using magic to hold the water back) to find and destroy a magical structure to save Black Alice's life, but Aquaman shows up and begins to fight Catman. Porcelain notices that Jeannette, Strix and Ventriloquist are just sitting around, and asks why they're not carrying out their mission, considering what's at stake. Jeannette points out that, simply put, Catman and Aquaman are fighting each other. Cue Porcelain joining the other women, all sitting there, swooning as they watch the fight.

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* Volume 2 Issue 8 finds most of the team, alongside Jeannette and Etrigan, having to travel to the outskirts of Atlantis (using magic to hold the water back) to find and destroy a magical structure to save Black Alice's life, but Aquaman shows up and begins to fight Catman. Porcelain notices that Jeannette, Strix and Ventriloquist are just sitting around, and asks why they're not carrying out their mission, considering what's at stake. Jeannette points out that, simply put, [[{{Fanservice}} Catman and Aquaman are fighting each other.other]]. Cue Porcelain joining the other women, all sitting there, swooning as they watch the fight.
15th Dec '15 10:59:44 PM remtar85
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---> "When is a raven like the Riddler?" Give up? "When it '''''bleeds''''' to death after having its '''''throat''''' torn out."

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---> "When is a raven like the Riddler?" Give up? "When it '''''bleeds''''' to death after having its '''''throat''''' torn out.""
* Volume 2 Issue 8 finds most of the team, alongside Jeannette and Etrigan, having to travel to the outskirts of Atlantis (using magic to hold the water back) to find and destroy a magical structure to save Black Alice's life, but Aquaman shows up and begins to fight Catman. Porcelain notices that Jeannette, Strix and Ventriloquist are just sitting around, and asks why they're not carrying out their mission, considering what's at stake. Jeannette points out that, simply put, Catman and Aquaman are fighting each other. Cue Porcelain joining the other women, all sitting there, swooning as they watch the fight.
18th Sep '15 4:21:10 PM StFan
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* Black Alice's powers allow her to steal the abilities of any magic-user, and as side-effect that the series' artists really have fun with, take on aspects of their appearance as well [[{{Rule 63}} (including men).]] So when she pinches [[TheDemon Jason Blood's powers...]]

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* Black Alice's powers allow her to steal the abilities of any magic-user, and as side-effect that the series' artists really have fun with, take on aspects of their appearance as well [[{{Rule 63}} (including men).]] So when she pinches [[TheDemon [[ComicBook/{{Etrigan}} Jason Blood's powers...]]
17th Sep '15 6:06:54 PM Quietomega
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* Pretty much the entirety of "Predators", a guest writer cameo from John Ostrander, which features among other bits of black comedy Bane deciding to beat a man to death with his own limbs because he doesn't deserve to have his back broken like Batman did.

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* Pretty much the entirety of "Predators", a guest writer cameo from John Ostrander, which features among other bits of black comedy Bane deciding to beat a man to death with his own limbs because he doesn't deserve to have his back broken like Batman did.did.
* Strix very easily takes care of Riddler's goons in 4 panels in issue 6. The Riddler just stands there completely dumbfounded.
--> '''Riddler''': Wait. What? Steady '''''on.''''' What is '''''happening?''''' '''''Wait.'''''
** Followed up by Catman's "riddle":
---> "When is a raven like the Riddler?" Give up? "When it '''''bleeds''''' to death after having its '''''throat''''' torn out."
12th Apr '14 5:31:49 AM Theta1138
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* Liana and Scandal setting Bane up on a date with one of Liana's coworkers, Spencer. After awkwardly attempting to "negotiate" with Spencer and then commenting on how much weight her hips can bare, Liana and Scandal try to hurry things along to keep things from getting [[http://www.dadsbigplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/secret-six-30-banes-first-date.jpg any more painful then they already are.]]

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* Liana and Scandal setting Bane up on a date with one of Liana's coworkers, Spencer. After awkwardly attempting to "negotiate" with Spencer and then commenting on how much weight her hips can bare, Liana and Scandal try to hurry things along to keep things from getting [[http://www.dadsbigplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/secret-six-30-banes-first-date.jpg any more painful then they already are.]]]]
* Pretty much the entirety of "Predators", a guest writer cameo from John Ostrander, which features among other bits of black comedy Bane deciding to beat a man to death with his own limbs because he doesn't deserve to have his back broken like Batman did.
19th Mar '14 8:36:35 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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* Bane: "Scandal Savage, you may have one ice cream of your choice."

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* Bane: "Scandal Savage, "Scandal, you may have one are allowed ''one'' ice cream of your choice."
5th Dec '13 7:27:08 PM NowhereLad
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-->'''Deadshot''': Word to the wise, kid. Soon as you can, get yourself some new parents. You don't want the other kids calling ya "Cheshire Cat."

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-->'''Deadshot''': Word to the wise, kid. Soon as you can, get yourself some new parents. You don't want the other kids calling ya "Cheshire Cat.""
* Liana and Scandal setting Bane up on a date with one of Liana's coworkers, Spencer. After awkwardly attempting to "negotiate" with Spencer and then commenting on how much weight her hips can bare, Liana and Scandal try to hurry things along to keep things from getting [[http://www.dadsbigplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/secret-six-30-banes-first-date.jpg any more painful then they already are.]]
8th Nov '13 12:26:40 PM Bluecatcinema
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* When Bane begins expressing concern, in his own way, over Scandal's diet, she promptly responds that she has no idea what the hell he is talking about. To which Ragdoll bluntly states that he's worried about her colon, which he himself hadn't given much thought to because it never comes up much.

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* When Bane begins expressing concern, in his own way, over Scandal's diet, she promptly responds that she has no idea what the hell he is talking about. To which Ragdoll bluntly states that he's worried about her colon, which he himself hadn't given much thought to because it never comes up much.much.
* Deadshot's parting words to Catman and Cheshire's son.
-->'''Deadshot''': Word to the wise, kid. Soon as you can, get yourself some new parents. You don't want the other kids calling ya "Cheshire Cat."
6th Aug '13 11:56:03 PM JudeDeluca
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-->'''Deadshot'''(shrug): Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

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-->'''Deadshot'''(shrug): Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?cares?
* When Bane begins expressing concern, in his own way, over Scandal's diet, she promptly responds that she has no idea what the hell he is talking about. To which Ragdoll bluntly states that he's worried about her colon, which he himself hadn't given much thought to because it never comes up much.
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