History Funny / ScottTheWozSeason5

--> '''Scott:''' Guys, we can't give up! This is important to me, people are starting to finally realise what it's been like to be in my shoes this entire time!

'''Rex:''' ''NOT MICHIGAN!'''

* Scott reaches a miner, and has to clarify that they are of age.

-->'''Scott:''' I ran out of fluids.

* Scott declares the miniature game boxes for UsefulNotes/XboxOne game download codes are the cutest way to kill a seal.

* The conclusion of the UsefulNotes/XboxOne section:

* "You must have the ''thickest crotch in the world'' if you're willing to bet an estranged UsefulNotes/ColecoVision owner is walking into a ''Dollar General''."

* Scott remarks upon the flimsiness of the UsefulNotes/{{Intellivision}} Classic:

* Scott's tip on how to save money? "Just don't buy a [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation5 PS5]]."

%%!!201- ''Demakes''

* After rewieving all six 3D Classics games [[note]]''Excitebike'', ''Xevious'', ''Urban Champion'', ''VideoGame/TwinBee'', ''VideoGame/KirbysAdventure'' and ''VideoGame/KidIcarus''[[/note]] released:

!!199- ''UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy: I've Seen Better''

!!205- ''UsefulNotes/NintendoDS Accessories''

!!206- ''UsefulNotes/GameBoy: When Boy Met Game''

-->'''Scott:''' Millions of these console sales are from people who literally just play ''VideoGame/{{FIFA}}'' and ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'', ''(silhouette of the Xbox One appears on screen)'' and wouldn't you know, dude, I have a console for you! (''cut to Scott, who holds a piece of paper containing covers of ''FIFA 11'' and ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps'' for...)'' [[BaitAndSwitch The]] UsefulNotes/NintendoDS!

* Scott maintains that he'll admit that the UsefulNotes/GameBoyColor wasn't its own separate system when he's dead and buried. At which point he's suddenly shot.

!!218- ''Classic NES Series for the UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance''

* Every time Scott mentions UsefulNotes/GoogleStadia he does a SpitTake, getting weaker each time until he sits there with his sweater soaked and admits,

!!210- ''3D Classics for UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS''

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How? We'd need two, maybe three cars to hold us all.\\

'''Terry:''' How? We'd need two, maybe three cars to hold us all.\\

-->'''Scott:''' (voiceover) ''VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}: Giants'' Wii, ''Skylanders: SWAP Force'' Wii U - of course, this came out a year after the system's launch, [[TakeThat which was during its demise]].

-->'''Scott:''' The game[[note]]''VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}: Imaginators''[[/note]] sold quite poorly, it was obvious the fad was over...

!!222 - ''Nintendo [=DSi=] Ware''

--> ''(Cut to Scott sitting at his desk, holding a copy of ''VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}: Spyro's Adventure'')''\\

* [[BrickJoke And later when lying about]] [[MakesSenseInContext downloading Fire Emblem.]]
-->'''Scott:''' Hmm, yeah. I downloaded Fire Emblem.\\

-->'''Terry:''' I slipped that one in.

* Jeb has an emotional breakdown in lieu of a eulogy, comparing death to being in a cult.

* Scott's praising of the Wii U for outselling UsefulNotes/{{Sweden}}[[note]]By that he means the amount of Wii Us sold is higher than the population of Sweden[[/note]] while the Virtual Boy couldn't outsell Maine.

* In reference to a similar question often asked about his own catchphrase, Scott asks if a character in the game says "F*** y'all" or "F*** all."

* "My brother ''died."''

* At the very end, Scott accidentally draws blood on himself with a ''plastic knife'', and questions if that makes him a badass or a pussy.

-->'''Scott:''' But they saw the writing on the-- '''''CHRIST!'''''

-->'''Scott:''' ''(gesturing towards a sign for a pregnancy center)'' Toledo, Ohio. Everyone's your dad here.

-->'''Scott:''' But just the right amount of ''[[CurseCutShort PUS--]]''

-->'''Scott:''' [[MurderArsonAndJaywalking And it smells]].

* In the end, the game made Scott so un-horny that he decides to go to Bass Pro Shops and review what he got from there (and accidentally eat boot polish).

'''Kay Swiss:''' No!