History Funny / SchaffrillasProductionsRankingVideos

*** [[Film/{{Insomnia}} #8]]: [[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 "I need some sleep..."]]

--->'''Schaffrillas:''' Shortly after finishing my Disney ranking, i figured, ''ehhh'' what the heck! There's a ''lot'' less direct-to-DVD sequels than there are ''main'' Disney movies, [[TemptingFate I could probably knock all of those out lickety-split!]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLorax2012 How ba-a-a-ad can it be?!]]'' [-Yeah, so this was horrible, don't ever do this.-]

--->'''Schaffrillas:''' Shortly after finishing my Disney ranking, i figured, ''ehhh'' what the heck! There's a ''lot'' less direct-to-DVD sequels than there are ''main'' Disney movies, [[TemptingFate I could probably knock all of those out lickety-split!]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLorax How ba-a-a-ad can it be?!]]'' [--Yeah, so this was horrible, don't ever do this.--]

*** [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises #11]]: "You're a big guy!" "[[Music/PhillipPhillips FOR YOUUU!]]"
*** [[Film/{{Dunkirk}} #10]]: "[[Theatre/TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier We're going to War!]]"
*** [[Film/{{Following}} #9]]: "[[WesternAnimation/Shrek1 Why are you following me?!]]"
*** [[Film/{{Insomnia}} #8]]: "[[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 I need some sleep...]]"
*** [[Film/BatmanBegins #7]]: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkqS0oG6kOU Yeah...]] [[Film/TheFlash2023 I'm]] [[Memes/BatmanArkhamSeries Man.]]"

*** [[Film/ThePrestige #5]]: "[[Series/ArrestedDevelopment This is the magic trick, huh? Illusion Michael.]]"
*** [[Film/{{Interstellar}} #4]]: "[[WesternAnimation/FreeBirds I can feel... time... warping!]]"
*** [[Film/{{Oppenheimer}} #3]]: "[[Memes/{{Oppenheimer}} My...my le bomb killed people?!]]" "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VccFsiJHuwM He does not fucking say that!]]"
*** [[Film/{{Memento}} #2]]: "[[Creator/GianniMatragrano I forgor...]]"

*** [[Film/{{Oppenheimer}} #3]]: "[[Memes/{{Oppenheimer}} My...my le bomb killed people?!]]" "He does not fucking say that!"

*** [[Film/{{Dunkirk}} #10]]: "[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb We're going to War!]]"

*** [[Film/{{Inception}} #6]]: "I'm not in a dream [[BrokenRecord in a dream, in a dream, in a dream]] right?"

*** [[Film/{{Oppenheimer}} #3]]: "[[Memes/{{Oppenheimer}} My...my le bomb killed people?!]]"

** When it came time for "Film/{{The Dark Knight}} to be unveiled as number one, Schaff didn't even go for a dramatic beginning since everyone expected it to be number one anyway.

** Before talking about ''Film/{{Inception}}'', he brings up how it was the first of Nolan's films to be nominated for the Best Picture Oscar, and says that while it didn't win, that's perfectly understandable since it was up against great films like ''Film/BlackSwan'', ''Film/TrueGrit'', ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'', and ''Film/TheSocialNetwork''. Schaff then realizes they all lost too, and wonders what the actual winner was, and is bewildered when he realizes it was ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'', [[TakeThat describing it as a "boring, stuffy, completely forgotten movie]] from [[Creator/TomHooper the director]] who would go on to make ''Film/{{Cats}}''.

** Schaff nods to Christopher Nolan's typical InMediasRes storytelling by having the video start with a ColdOpen of Schaff putting Creator/ChristopherNolan on trial à la ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'' for some unspecified error in his filmmaking. Nolan is represented by a still PNG, and Schaff [[LampshadeHanging lampshades the absurdity]] of expecting him to talk...until he does. At the end of the video, it turns out this is all because Albert Einstein was missing a hat in his third appearance in ''Film/{{Oppenheimer}}'', leading Schaff to ComicalOverreacting about Nolan being a "hack." Fortunately, though, Nolan then gives Schaff a map to buried treasure...which is a giant pile of the cloned hats from ''Film/ThePrestige'', leading Schaff to hilariously lavish over-the-top praise on him. Schaff then says he's [[TemptingFate on-board for his next movie]]...which turns out to be a sequel to bottom-ranked movie ''{{Film/Tenet}}''.

** Before talking about Film/{{Inception}}, he brings up how it was the first of Nolan's films to be nominated for the Best Picture Oscar, and says that while it didn't win, that's perfectly understandable since it was up against great films like ''Film/BlackSwan, Film/TrueGrit, WesternAnimation/ToyStory3, and Film/TheSocialNetwork''. Schaff then realizes they all lost too, and wonders what the actual winner was, and is bewildered when he realizes it was ''Film/The King'sSpeech'', [[TakeThat describing it as a "boring, stuffy, completely forgotten movie]] from [[Creator/TomHooper the director]] who would go on to make ''Film/{{Cats}}".

** Schaff nods to Christopher Nolan's typical InMediasRes storytelling by having the video start with a ColdOpen of Schaff putting Creator/ChristopherNolan on trial a la ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'' for some unspecified error in his filmmaking. Nolan is represented by a still PNG, and Schaff [[LampshadeHanging lampshades the absurdity]] of expecting him to talk...until he does. At the end of the video, it turns out this is all because Albert Einstein was missing a hat in his third appearance in ''Film/{{Oppenheimer}}'', leading Schaff to ComicalOverreacting about Nolan being a "hack." Fortunately, though, Nolan then gives Schaff a map to buried treasure...which is a giant pile of the cloned hats from ''Film/ThePrestige'', leading Schaff to hilariously lavish over-the-top praise on him. Schaff then says he's [[TemptingFate on-board for his next movie]]...which turns out to be a sequel to bottom-ranked movie ''{{Film/Tenet}}''.