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* Street calls Gus, his 'gun cage' colleague, out for secretly consuming junk food while on duty despite the fact that he converted to Mormonism at home.
* While chasing a perp, Deke and Street run through a street parade. Street tries to blend in by doing a flourish with his baton while running through.
* Hondo and Street meet up with a potential recruit named David at a hot dog stand. They're put off initially by his square "professional and courteous" attitude, and balk entirely when Hondo and Street order hot dogs with everything and a ginger ale, while David opts for a soy dog, no condiments, and a tomato juice.
-->'''Hondo:''' How can I trust a man who won't eat a good old American hot dog?
* This exchange between Street and Hondo before the SWAT test:
--> '''Street:''' So why'd you pick me?\\
'''Hondo:''' To piss off the captain.
* The team is in SWAT boot camp and climbing a staircase in the dark when Deeks trips and falls halfway back down.
-->'''Street:''' ''Smooth'', Deeks! ''(everybody starts laughing)''\\
'''Hondo:''' ''(shines a flashlight on them from upstairs)'' Hey, hey, hey. I guess if I was ''deaf'' I wouldn't hear you. But while you're laughing, there's a whole lot of folks out there hopin' for us to screw up. Get it right. ''(clicks off the flashlight; Street groans)''
* Deeks commenting on the success of Street's "Key to the City":
--> '''Deke:''' We need to sell that shit on eBay.\\
'''Street:''' Naw, I only have one.\\
'''Deke:''' We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun - The Polish Penetrator!
* Montel is arrested on Alex Trebek's star on the Walk of Fame; amusingly, they had to secure his permission to use it.
** Even better, a news announcer is heard in a voice-over that starts as the star appears on screen--voiced by Alex Trebek (uncredited).
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