History Funny / SFDebrisStarTrekVoyager

** Chuck's increasing frustration with the fact that the problem in the episode could easily be solved simply by turning off the holodeck and fixing things while it is inactive, but Janeway argues against pulling the plug with the excuse that the crew has grown attached to the program. And even when the situation has devolved into a hostage situation, she still refuses:

** Chuck making the [[Film/BackToTheFuture obvious joke]] when a Doc Brown is mentioned.

'''Janeway:''' Oh I see. Before you say anything: [[NoodleImplements First of all, it's a mutant, not a monster. Second, nothing can break those chains!]] And third, [[MadScientist since I only created one]], [[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman if you kill it that's technically genocide!]] [[CloningBlues And technically suicide.]]\\

---->'''Chuck:''' During the date, his best friend, Tom Paris, decides to sabotage it, knowing that Harry has a long history of relationship issues, so him ''possibly'' finding some happiness out here [[YankTheDogsChain must naturally be halted immediately]]. ''Again'', this is Harry's [[WithFriendsLikeThese best friend]]. I am ''not'' saying that ironically. I am saying it as the sad fact it is.

** Chuck questioning the logic of Harry going through the trouble of bringing replicated flowers for a date with a hologram:
--->'''Chuck:''' Real flowers... for a ''fake'' girl. That's like buying a tie for your vibrator.

** TheStinger, in which he imagines Torres trying to teach engineering to the kids, but [[TheScrappy Neelix]] insists on [[StopHelpingMe helping]]... and then [[FromBadToWorse Janeway gets involved]]. The lesson proceeds from trying to explain the matter[=/=]antimatter reaction, via {{Metaphorgotten}}, InsaneTrollLogic and multiple misunderstandings, to a plan to construct an [[PigLatin Ectum Ray]] capable of destroying a city, powered by [[MadScientist Edward Teller]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext shaking hands with a mime]].

'''Crazy Janeway:''' I didn't do any of that! Except the stuff that sounds cool. That I did the hell out of!\\

** Crazy!Janeway in general for that episode.
--->'''Janeway:''' You say pota-toe, I say ''weaponised potato bombs!''\\
'''Janeway:''' I didn't do any of that! Except the stuff that sounds cool. That I did the hell out of!
** Chuck!Janeway reacting to this episode's Simulation!Janeway:
--->'''Simulation!Janeway''': Biogenic weapons. We'll infect the most populated Keiran territories.\\
'''Chuck!Janeway''': Oh, damn! [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even I'm kinda horrified!]] Horrified... yet ''[[InLoveWithYourCarnage aroused]]''.

** Chuck!Janeway figuring out the plan:
--->'''Chuck!Janeway''': We can't spend the whole trip in stasis! Who the hell would hold the ship down!?\\
'''Chuck!Doctor''': Uh... I could do it.\\
'''Chuck!Janeway''': No.\\
'''Chuck!Doctor''': I-I'm very capable...\\
'''Chuck!Janeway''': No! Pick someone else, ''anyone'' else, but not ''you''!\\
'''Chuck!Doctor''': Well, the only other person would be, um... Seven.\\
'''Chuck!Janeway''': Yuh, fuck me. Oi, Silicone of Nine, I've got a job for you! Finish getting dressed and I'll tell you!
** Chuck!Janeway's... inspirational leadership style:

** Chakotay quips at Harry's seeming precognition abilities, asking him if he will "pull a shuttlecraft out of a hat" for his "next trick". Chuck dryly notices that it is about as good an explanation as any as to why ''Voyager'' seems to keep having available suttlecrafts on hand, despite the crew constantly ending up crashing them.

---> '''Chuck:''' This leads to a scene that comes straight from juvenile fantasies. With them being cut off, Tuvok tells Tom he has no choice, he ''must'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext mate with Torres to save her life.]] (exasperated) That's really something you should put on your recruiting posters.\\
'''Chuck (as Picard):''' Son, as a Starfleet Officer, I'm afraid you have no choice but to take that beautiful alien aside and bone her twelve ways from Sunday. It's part of your duty when you put on that uniform, that you have to take it off again to satisfy the endless lust of four-breasted aliens. Make the Federation proud. Make ME proud.\\
'''Chuck (as Paris):''' Aye aye, sir! I won't let you down.\\
'''Chuck (as Picard):''' Lieutenant? ''Make it so.''

** Chakotay quips at Harry's seeming precognition abilities, asking him if he will "pull a shuttlecraft of a hat" for his "next trick". Chuck dryly notices that it is about as good an explanation as any as to why ''Voyager'' seems to keep having available suttlecrafts on hand, despite the crew constantly ending up crashing them.

'''Janeway:''' You ''shut up!'' Alright, I say... Um... Crap... ''(cut to the actual episode)'' Time's ''up!''