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** When Kirk is officiating the wedding:
--->'''Kirk (real dialogue):''' Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege.\\
'''Kirk''': ''Droit de segnieur!'' It's the reason I became a captain.

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'''Janeway:''' Well today's your lucky day, Neelix! Tuvock! (claps hands) Bring me my medical mallet!

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'''Janeway:''' Well today's your lucky day, Neelix! Tuvock! Tuvok! (claps hands) Bring me my medical mallet!


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** When Norman orders the main cast to beam down to the planet, he says that there is a word which is meaningless to the androids, but is important to the humans. In the episode itself, said word is "please", but in the review, said word is "booger".

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** Chuck going on a tangent about how a little voice in his head saying "Bastard." whenever he feels like getting indignant over the fanservicy outfits in TOS. Given that he grew up with ComicBook/WonderWoman, ComicBook/MsMarvel, and ComicBook/PowerGirl. Before he starts to bemoan their less exposing oufits.
** Also, making a list of things [[AnythingThatMoves Kirk would screw]], leading to a song, and adding carousel music to the android duplication device scene.

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** Chuck going on a tangent about how a little voice in his head saying "Bastard." "Bastard" whenever he feels like getting indignant over the fanservicy outfits in TOS. Given that he grew up with ComicBook/WonderWoman, ComicBook/MsMarvel, and ComicBook/PowerGirl. Before he starts to bemoan their less exposing oufits.
outfits.
** Also, making Talking about how ridiculous it would be for a list human to have sex with an android, by listing things humans certainly would have sex with.
--->'''Chuck''': Feel like Julie Andrews all of the sudden. ''(singing)'' Hamsters, a bottle, a sock, a kazoo, these are a few
of things [[AnythingThatMoves Kirk would screw]], leading to a song, and adding that I'll screw!
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carousel music to the android duplication device scene.
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--->'''[=McCoy=]:''' "Sacramental wine?" Jim, I say we at least her him out!

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--->'''[=McCoy=]:''' "Sacramental wine?" Jim, I say we at least her hear him out!
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* From "[[Recap/StarTrekS2E2WhoMournsForAdonais Who Mourns for Adonais?]]"
** Apollo speaks to the crew of the ''Enterprise'', pronouncing his wish to have them "remember" and "drink the sacramental wine" together with him.
--->'''[=McCoy=]:''' "Sacramental wine?" Jim, I say we at least her him out!
** Apollo demands from the Enterprise "that which is rightfully mine":
--->'''Apollo:''' I loaned Theseus my powertools, and he never brought them back!
** Apollo commends Lt. Palamas for being "wise, for a woman":
--->'''Chuck:''' ''(snickers)'' You're awfully brave, when there is no goddesses around.\\
'''Apollo:''' Yes, you're wise for a woman, as low as that bar is. You should-- [[RightBehindMe Oh, Athena is not behind me, is she?]] Last time she hit me on the back of my head, and my laurels went flying into the toilet.
** Apollo angrily demands that the away team worship him, and Kirk just as angrily declares that they will do no such thing, causing Apollo use a bit of PsychicStrangle on him. Chuck makes the ObligatoryJoke:
--->'''Apollo:''' [[Film/ANewHope I find your lack of faith disturbing.]]
** Chuck goes on an digression about Creator/HarlanEllison, and his opinion of Creator/GeneRoddenberry's writing skills, or lack thereof. When Chuck mentions that he thinks Ellison exggerated slightly, he pauses for a brief moment:
--->'''Chuck:''' ...[[SpeakOfTheDevil Gimme a second to look over my shoulder. He may be dead, but that only means I won't see him coming.]]
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** And he rates the episode "1/10: [[ItMakesSenseInContext Written by Herbert".]]

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** And he rates the episode "1/10: [[ItMakesSenseInContext Written by Herbert".]]Herbert]]".
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-->It's got all kinds of possibilities, I mean. . . think about [[Film/StarTrekBeyond a movie where Kirk would come across some former Federation combat legend who now has body-changing powers, and has somehow become a madman, trapping them on some wasteland planet to being launching a campaign of destruction against the very Federation that he served! And--]] [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Nah, that'd never work. Forget I said anything.]]

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-->It's --->It's got all kinds of possibilities, I mean. . . mean... think about [[Film/StarTrekBeyond a movie where Kirk would come across some former Federation combat legend who now has body-changing powers, and has somehow become a madman, trapping them on some wasteland planet to being launching a campaign of destruction against the very Federation that he served! And--]] And]]-- [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Nah, that'd never work. Forget I said anything.]]

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** Chuck going on a tangent about how a little voice in his head saying "Bastard." whenever he feels like getting indignant over the fanservicy outfits in TOS. Given that he grew up with ComicBook/WonderWoman, ComicBook/MsMarvel, and ComicBook/PowerGirl. Before he starts to bemoan their less exposing oufits.



* Chuck going on a tangent about how a little voice in his head saying "Bastard." whenever he feels like getting indignant over the fanservicy outfits in TOS. Given that he grew up with ComicBook/WonderWoman, ComicBook/MsMarvel, and ComicBook/PowerGirl. Before he starts to bemoan their less exposing oufits.
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** Waxing philosophical on how Garth and Kirk relate to each other as characters, Garth having been a legendary Starfleet Captain whose career inspired and motivated Kirk in his own ambitions to captain a Federation starship.
-->It's got all kinds of possibilities, I mean. . . think about [[Film/StarTrekBeyond a movie where Kirk would come across some former Federation combat legend who now has body-changing powers, and has somehow become a madman, trapping them on some wasteland planet to being launching a campaign of destruction against the very Federation that he served! And--]] [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Nah, that'd never work. Forget I said anything.]]
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'''Spock:''' But, you violate it all the time, captain.\\
'''Kirk:''' Of course, I never took that shit seriously, but I always figured everyone else did.\\
'''Spock:''' What about Giles, just two weeks ago? (From the episode, "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E21PatternsOfForce}} Patterns of Force]]")\\
'''Kirk:''' That doesn't count.\\
'''[=McCoy=]:''' Doesn't count? Jim, he made a planet of Nazis!\\
'''Kirk:''' So, one man decides to turn a pre-warp planet into a recreation of Nazi Germany and you blow everything out of proportion! We stopped the genocide in time, so quit crying you big baby! Now, where was I?\\
'''Spock:''' That someone would violate the Prime Directive is unthinkable.\\
'''Kirk:''' Absolutely unthinkable. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a lady in a fur bikini who has never heard a pick-up line in her life. Don't wait up.

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'''Spock:''' '''Chuck!Spock:''' But, you violate it all the time, captain.\\
'''Kirk:''' '''Chuck!Kirk:''' Of course, I never took that shit seriously, but I always figured everyone else did.\\
'''Spock:''' '''Chuck!Spock:''' What about Giles, just two weeks ago? (From the episode, "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E21PatternsOfForce}} Patterns of Force]]")\\
'''Kirk:''' '''Chuck!Kirk:''' That doesn't count.\\
'''[=McCoy=]:''' '''Chuck![=McCoy=]:''' Doesn't count? Jim, he made a planet of Nazis!\\
'''Kirk:''' '''Chuck!Kirk:''' So, one man decides to turn a pre-warp planet into a recreation of Nazi Germany and you blow everything out of proportion! We stopped the genocide in time, so quit crying you big baby! Now, where was I?\\
'''Spock:''' '''Chuck!Spock:''' That someone would violate the Prime Directive is unthinkable.\\
'''Kirk:''' '''Cuck!Kirk:''' Absolutely unthinkable. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a [[MsFanservice lady in a fur bikini bikini]] who has [[BoldlyComing never heard a pick-up line in her life. Don't wait up.up]].
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* From the "[[Recap/StarTrekS2E21PatternsOfForce Patterns of Force]]" review, talking about how the Nazi Party Chairman is more thoughtful:
-->And I trust the sentence "He seems a very thoughtful Nazi" will never be taken out of context.
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--> Since then, they've relaxed their standards, so now there's a topless woman who's a recurring character on ''Series/SesameStreet''

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--> Since then, they've relaxed their standards, so now there's -->This was obviously decades ago, and sensibilities in Germany have changed dramatically. I'm not certain, but I think German ''Sesame Street'' features a topless woman who's as a recurring character on ''Series/SesameStreet''character.

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** The entire conversation between Spock and the Guardian of Forever.
--->'''Spock:''' Perhaps your new name could be something like "Butterfingers on the Edge of [[Series/FamilyMatters Whoopsie, Did I Do That?]]"\\
'''Guardian''': I've '''succeeded'''! Just in a way [[SufficientlyAdvancedAliens far beyond your comprehension!]]\\
'''Spock''': Yeah, that's not working anymore.\\
'''Guardian:''' ...Shit.

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** The entire conversation between Spock and the Guardian of Forever.
--->'''Spock:''' Perhaps your new name could be something like "Butterfingers on the Edge of [[Series/FamilyMatters Whoopsie, Did I Do That?]]"\\
'''Guardian''': I've '''succeeded'''! Just in a way [[SufficientlyAdvancedAliens far beyond your comprehension!]]\\
'''Spock''': Yeah, that's not working anymore.
Forever, after [=McCoy=] has jumped through.
--->'''Guardian''': He has passed into. . . what was.
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'''Guardian:''' ...'''Chuck!Spock''': Oh. [[WhatTheHellHero So, you let a crazy man fly off somewhere into the past to cause God-only-knows what mucking about with recorded history.]]\\
'''Chuck!Guardian''': [[NeverMyFault It's not my fault! He's your crazy guy.]]\\
'''Chuck!Spock''': [[SarcasmMode Yes. Obviously the last thing I should have expected from]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin the "Guardian of Forever" is to actually. . . guard forever.]]\\
'''Chuck!Guardian''': Nobody likes a smartass.\\
'''Chuck!Spock''': Perhaps your new name could be something like "Butterfingers on the Edge of [[Series/FamilyMatters Whoopsie, Did I Do That?]]"\\
'''Chuck!Guardian''': If you don't stop I'll start showing scenes from your first pon farr. You know, the one where you tried to have sex with a coconut?\\
'''Chuck!Spock''': Yes, because that's ''so'' much more embarassing than being created to do just one job and then screwing it up.\\
'''Chuck!Guardian''': I've '''succeeded'''! Just in a way [[SufficientlyAdvancedAliens far beyond your comprehension!]]\\
'''Chuck!Spock''': Yeah, that's not working anymore.\\
'''Chuck!Guardian:''' ...
Shit.
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It was Sally Kellerman, film "Hot Lips," not Loretta Swit, TV "Hot Lips," in "Where No Man Has Gone Before."


** "The department heads, including [[Series/{{Mash}} "Hot Lips" Houlihan]], has come to study the crews reactions in space and Gary Mitchell being the enlightened 23rd century guy that he is, hits on her in front of everyone"

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** "The department heads, including [[Series/{{Mash}} [[Film/{{Mash}} "Hot Lips" Houlihan]], has come to study the crews reactions in space and Gary Mitchell being the enlightened 23rd century guy that he is, hits on her in front of everyone"
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-->''(Black screen, no background music) Welcome to the start of our big three-week look at Harry Mudd. Yes, all three episodes, such a grand enterprise that when I hinted at its coming, it was suggested that it would be coming in March and be called "March Mudd-ness." Ha ha, please. I hope you all know me better than that by now, so sit back, relax, and enjoy (a starfield appears along with the dramatic music from the PreviouslyOn segment of the ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' episode "[[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E26S4E1TheBestOfBothWorlds}} The Best of Both Worlds]] Part II") Holy Guaca-Mudd-ly (a block letter version of this title swoops across the starfield in emulation of the opening credits to [[Film/SuperMan the first Superman film]]) SF Debris presents (these words along with the rest of the sentence are in the form of the ''Film/StarWars'' title crawl) A Mudd-Summer Night's Dream Harry Mudd Mudd-athon! (the music reaches a climax, the next sentence appears backed by converging diamonds) It's not the heat, it's the hu-Mudd-ity!''

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-->''(Black screen, no background music) Welcome to the start of our big three-week look at Harry Mudd. Yes, all three episodes, such a grand enterprise that when I hinted at its coming, it was suggested that it would be coming in March and be called "March Mudd-ness." Ha ha, please. I hope you all know me better than that by now, so sit back, relax, and enjoy (a starfield appears along with the dramatic music from the PreviouslyOn segment of the ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' episode "[[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E26S4E1TheBestOfBothWorlds}} The Best of Both Worlds]] Part II") Holy Guaca-Mudd-ly (a block letter version of this title swoops across the starfield in emulation of the opening credits to [[Film/SuperMan the first Superman film]]) SF Debris presents (these words along with the rest of the sentence are in the form of the ''Film/StarWars'' ''Franchise/StarWars'' title crawl) A Mudd-Summer Night's Dream Harry Mudd Mudd-athon! (the music reaches a climax, the next sentence appears backed by converging diamonds) It's not the heat, it's the hu-Mudd-ity!''
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** The climactic battle is edited to resemble a fight from the [[Series/{{Batman}} Adam West Batman series]] complete with "biff"s and "pow"s.

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** The climactic battle is edited to resemble a fight from the [[Series/{{Batman}} [[Series/Batman1966 Adam West Batman series]] complete with "biff"s and "pow"s.
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** His list of subjects not shown respect: Whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, Indians, men, women, straights, gays, bis, the religious, the agnostic, the atheist, the left, the right, the center, the apathetic, consumerism, communism, socialism, fascism, Obama, PM Cameron, his wife Nick Clegg, the Hawkman, the Cyberman, the tall man, Saruman, Batman, Beltran, Baldwin, and Berman.

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** His list of subjects not shown respect: Whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, Indians, men, women, straights, gays, bis, the religious, the agnostic, the atheist, the left, the right, the center, the apathetic, consumerism, communism, socialism, fascism, Obama, PM Cameron, his wife Nick Clegg, the Hawkman, [[Series/DoctorWho the Cyberman, Cyberman]], [[Series/BabylonFive the tall man, Tallman]], Saruman, Batman, Beltran, Baldwin, and Berman.



'''[=McCoy=]:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!
** [After Kirk has just found Layton] "[[HesDeadJim He's dead, me.]]"

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'''[=McCoy=]:''' --->'''[=McCoy=]:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!
** [After Kirk has just found Layton] Layton's corpse] "[[HesDeadJim He's dead, me.]]"
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* In the [[Recap/StarTrekS3E5IsThereInTruthNoBeauty Is There In Truth No Beauty?]] review, Chuck refers to Gene Roddenbery as "the Grunkle Stan of Science Fiction".


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** "[[Series/RedDwarf Everybody's dead, Lister]]... I mean Lester."
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'''Bones:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!

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'''Bones:''' '''[=McCoy=]:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!
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-->'''Chuck!Spock:''' Doctor, this reeks of gin, and all you've done is drawn a giant penis on it.
-->'''Chuck!Bones:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!

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-->'''Chuck!Spock:''' --->'''Spock:''' Doctor, this reeks of gin, and all you've done is drawn a giant penis on it.
-->'''Chuck!Bones:''' '''Bones:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!



--->'''Spock (real dialogue)''': As you may recall from your histories, this conflict was fought by our standards today with primitive atomic weapons--\\

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--->'''Spock (real dialogue)''': dialogue):''' As you may recall from your histories, this conflict was fought by our standards today with primitive atomic weapons--\\



'''Spock (real dialogue)''': --and in primitive space vessels.\\
'''Archer''': HEY!\\
'''Spock (Chuck)''': Led by a collection of mentally disturbed, intellectually challenged apes, whose basic inability to function is an endless source of shame for Starfleet even today.\\
'''Archer''': HE-! ({{Beat}}) Okay, I'll give you that one.

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'''Spock (real dialogue)''': dialogue):''' --and in primitive space vessels.\\
'''Archer''': '''Archer:''' HEY!\\
'''Spock (Chuck)''': (Chuck):''' Led by a collection of mentally disturbed, intellectually challenged apes, whose basic inability to function is an endless source of shame for Starfleet even today.\\
'''Archer''': HE-! ({{Beat}}) '''Archer:''' HE--! ''({{beat}})'' Okay, I'll give you that one.
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** And later:
-->'''Chuck!Spock:''' Doctor, this reeks of gin, and all you've done is drawn a giant penis on it.
-->'''Chuck!Bones:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!
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-->'''Chuck:''' You know, I'm already feeling myself rejecting the ways of the bourgeois...

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-->'''Chuck:''' --->'''Chuck:''' You know, I'm already feeling myself rejecting the ways of the bourgeois...



-->'''Kirk''': He was young...and inexperienced!
-->'''Chuck''': And that's why I brought him on this mission, where the utmost care was demanded, because I'm an idiot!

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-->'''Kirk''': --->'''Kirk:''' He was young...young... and inexperienced!
-->'''Chuck''':
inexperienced!\\
'''Chuck (as Kirk):'''
And that's why I brought him on this mission, where the utmost care was demanded, because I'm an idiot!
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* From "The Alternative Factor":

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* From "The "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS1E27TheAlternativeFactor}} The Alternative Factor":Factor]]":
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** Referring to the crew's plan to LogicBomb the androids as "Operation Dadaism".
-->'''Chuck:''' You know, I'm already feeling myself rejecting the ways of the bourgeois...
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** [After Kirk has just found Layton] "[[HesDeadJim He's dead, me.]]"
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** When Kirk questions the purpose of the mad antimatter Lazarus' machinations, Spock says that madness has no purpose.
--->'''Janeway:''' Says you!
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**

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** Thanks to the scene where the two Lazaruses/Lazari fight each other, we now know what professional wrestling looks like from a slushy's point of view.
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** His list of subjects not shown respect: Whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, Indians, men, women, straights, gays, bis, the religious, the agnostic, the atheist, the left, the right, the center, the apathetic, consumerism, communism, socialism, fascism, Obama, PM Cameron, his wife Nick Clegg, the Hawkman, the Cyberman, the tall man, Saruman, Batman, Beltran, Balwin, and Berman.

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** His list of subjects not shown respect: Whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, Indians, men, women, straights, gays, bis, the religious, the agnostic, the atheist, the left, the right, the center, the apathetic, consumerism, communism, socialism, fascism, Obama, PM Cameron, his wife Nick Clegg, the Hawkman, the Cyberman, the tall man, Saruman, Batman, Beltran, Balwin, Baldwin, and Berman.Berman.
** Drunk [=McCoy=]. "I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of booze..."
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--->'''Kirk''': ''(speaking to Lt. [=McGivers=])'' If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.\\
'''Chuck![=McCoy=]''': Jim, I drink because I'm afraid to kill myself quickly.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk''': Back to work, Bones.

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--->'''Kirk''': --->'''Kirk:''' ''(speaking to Lt. [=McGivers=])'' If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.\\
'''Chuck![=McCoy=]''': '''[=McCoy=]:''' Jim, I drink because I'm afraid to kill myself quickly.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk''': '''Kirk:''' Back to work, Bones.



--->'''Chuck!Spock:''' But be sure to film it so I can watch it later in private.

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--->'''Chuck!Spock:''' --->'''Spock:''' But be sure to film it so I can watch it later in private.



--->'''Chuck!Spock:''' Perhaps your new name could be something like "Butterfingers on the Edge of [[Series/FamilyMatters Whoopsie, Did I Do That?]]"\\
'''Chuck!Guardian''': I've '''succeeded'''! Just in a way [[SufficientlyAdvancedAliens far beyond your comprehension!]]\\
'''Chuck!Spock''': Yeah, that's not working anymore.\\
'''Chuck!Guardian:''' ...Shit.

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--->'''Chuck!Spock:''' --->'''Spock:''' Perhaps your new name could be something like "Butterfingers on the Edge of [[Series/FamilyMatters Whoopsie, Did I Do That?]]"\\
'''Chuck!Guardian''': '''Guardian''': I've '''succeeded'''! Just in a way [[SufficientlyAdvancedAliens far beyond your comprehension!]]\\
'''Chuck!Spock''': '''Spock''': Yeah, that's not working anymore.\\
'''Chuck!Guardian:''' ...'''Guardian:''' ...Shit.



'''Chuck!Spock:''' But, you violate it all the time, captain.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' Of course, I never took that shit seriously, but I always figured everyone else did.\\
'''Chuck!Spock:''' What about Giles, just two weeks ago? (From the episode, "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E21PatternsOfForce}} Patterns of Force]]")\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' That doesn't count.\\
'''Chuck![=McCoy=]:''' Doesn't count? Jim, he made a planet of Nazis!\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' So, one man decides to turn a pre-warp planet into a recreation of Nazi Germany and you blow everything out of proportion! We stopped the genocide in time, so quit crying you big baby! Now, where was I?\\
'''Chuck!Spock:''' That someone would violate the Prime Directive is unthinkable.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' Absolutely unthinkable. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a lady in a fur bikini who has never heard a pick-up line in her life. Don't wait up.

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'''Chuck!Spock:''' '''Spock:''' But, you violate it all the time, captain.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' '''Kirk:''' Of course, I never took that shit seriously, but I always figured everyone else did.\\
'''Chuck!Spock:''' '''Spock:''' What about Giles, just two weeks ago? (From the episode, "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E21PatternsOfForce}} Patterns of Force]]")\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' '''Kirk:''' That doesn't count.\\
'''Chuck![=McCoy=]:''' '''[=McCoy=]:''' Doesn't count? Jim, he made a planet of Nazis!\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' '''Kirk:''' So, one man decides to turn a pre-warp planet into a recreation of Nazi Germany and you blow everything out of proportion! We stopped the genocide in time, so quit crying you big baby! Now, where was I?\\
'''Chuck!Spock:''' '''Spock:''' That someone would violate the Prime Directive is unthinkable.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' '''Kirk:''' Absolutely unthinkable. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a lady in a fur bikini who has never heard a pick-up line in her life. Don't wait up.

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