History Funny / SAW

-->'''Ryan:''' (''furiously'') I think we're ''PreMortemOneLiner breaking up'' [[PreMortemOneLiner with you, Dina.

-->'''Dina:''' What the fuck are you doing?!\\
'''Ryan:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner I think we're breaking up with you, Dina!]]

[[AC:''Film/{{Jigsaw}}'']]:

* From the first ''Saw'':
** Most of Adam's lines to Lawrence throughout the first half of the film could be considered comedic gems.
--->"I went to bed in my shithole apartment, and woke up in an actual shithole."\\

** When Adam searches the toilet for anything that might help Lawrence and he escape, he first dunks his hand into the filthy bowl, eventually coming up empty handed. He then checks inside the clean tank and immediately finds the bag Jigsaw left for them. He dryly remarks, “Wish I'd checked in there first.”
** The commentary track on the unrated edition DVD, with Leigh, Cary, and James. They have a total blast and mock the film a ton, as well as share several funny stories. And Cary even does a Marlon Brando impression. Apparently Leigh was the production team's ButtMonkey as well:
---> '''James Wan:''' We peed in the bathtub. We all took turns peeing in there. We told Leigh it was Lipton Tea.
** Also on the unrated DVD, the Easter eggs. "Saw in 60 seconds," where the whole movie is reenacted by BARBIE DOLLS, and the Cast and Crew talking about Billie The Puppet as if he's an actual actor.
** While the credits roll during the commentary, Leigh says that he's invented a Saw drinking game: finish your shot every time, while watching the commentary, James mentions how he only had 18 days to film the whole movie.
--->"I call it the Saw 18 days drinking game."
** Adam's BadBadActing when he tries to convince whoever's watching that he's actually dead.

* From ''Saw II'':
** On second viewings, realizing that when Jigsaw says [[spoiler:that Daniel is "in a safe place", he’s basically giving Matthews a clue by way of a ''[[{{Pun}} dad joke]].'']]
** Addison and Xavier have a brief fight:
--->''[Xavier is repeatedly whacking a door with a baseball bat with nails on it - it isn't working, everyone's watching]''
--->'''Addison:''' Well we've established that the macho bullshit approach isn't opening the door. Any other suggestions?
--->'''Xavier:''' ''[turns round to Addison]'' Look who's talking, the only door you know how to open is between ya' legs!

* ''Saw III'':
** From the third movie, while Lynn is operating on John.
--->'''Lynn:''' John, how're we doing?\\

** While Lynn and Amanda are arguing in a room filled with unused traps.
--->'''Amanda:''' I'm sorry, I know it's hard to concentrate when you're surrounded by so many things you could kill me with.

* In ''Saw V'', when Brit and Mallick realize that [[spoiler: [[TeamSpirit everyone was supposed to work together, and that three people have needlessly died]]]].

* In ''Saw VI'':
** First there's the Carousel Trap, in which six people spin around in a cage, and William, who's outside has to choose which two to live by pressing buttons to hold back a bullet on the person it's aiming at, making a sacrifice of his own by doing so. This is no doubt a very serious moment, but when they try to lie to convince him not to kill them, it becomes a little funny.
--->''Uhmm...I'm--[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]''
--->''No, she's not! She's lying!''
** John's lecture to Will about healthcare starts out as intimidating as it should be, then takes a surprisingly amusing turn.
--->'''Jigsaw:''' Healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and their patients, not by the government. Well, now I know they're not made by doctors and their patients or the government. [[PrecisionFStrike They're made by the fucking insurance companies]].\\

* ''Saw 3D'':
** The conclusion to the Horsepower Trap in ''Saw 3D''. The run-up was creepy, but this part [[{{Narm}} just comes off as]] [[BuffySpeak slapsticky]].
** Chester Bennington's screams of pain/fear sound very similar to his stage sing-screams, which can make parts of this scene hilarious.
** Just how quickly and [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe brutally]] Brad and Ryan subvert LoveMakesYouDumb in the opening trap.
--->'''Dina:''' What the fuck are you doing?!\\

* ''Jigsaw'':
** When Billy rolls out on his trike and does his signature cackle, Ryan dryly remarks, [[SarcasmMode "That's not creepy at all."]]
** At the beginning, when the five are being dragged to the blades, [[spoiler: Logan]] just lays on the ground unconscious, almost looking like he doesn't give a damn about the situation he's in. Rarely has that sort of DelayedReaction been both dark and hilarious.
** Ryan's DelayedReaction to seeing [[spoiler: Mitch's sliced up corpse]] is darkly hilarious.
** While Hunt and Halloran are discussing Logan as a suspect:
--->'''Hunt:''' C'mon, man, you're talking about a [[SemperFi brother.]]\\

** Later on, when Hunt exhumes Jigsaw's casket... and finds [[spoiler: Edgar Munsen in his place]].
--->'''Hunt:''' Let's just say you can call off the search for [[spoiler: Edgar Munsen.]]\\

** When Logan and Hunt are arguing about [[spoiler: why Halloran would want to frame Logan]].
--->'''Hunt:''' You called him a moron in the press. Twice.\\

-->'''Michael:''' Great, now I'm making bombs. [[SarcasmMode This is a good idea.]]

--->''Uhmm...I'm-[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]''

** Followed by Amanda offering Lynn an axe and [[HannibalLecture smugly talking her through]] why killing them and escaping is a truly ''[[ExplosiveLeash terrible]]'' idea. You get the impression that Amanda is trying not to laugh the whole time.

** From the third movie, while Lynn is operating on Jigsaw.

'''Jigsaw:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Never better.]]\\

* From the first ''Saw'', most of Adam's lines to Lawrence throughout the first half of the film could be considered comedic gems.
-->"I went to bed in my shithole apartment, and woke up in an actual shithole."
-->"My name is Very Fucking Confused! What's ''your'' name?"
-->"I'm having a blast! This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!"
--> (When Lawrence insists Adam has been hiding things from him) "Oh, well, let's see. On my sixth birthday, my best friend at the time, Scott Tibbs, stabbed me with a rusty nail, I didn't tell you about that. I didn't tell you that my last girlfriend was a feminist vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry. I also haven't told you that one of my toenails is slight--."
-->"I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gangbang!"
-->[[ItMakesSenseInContext "Give me that sweet cancer!"]]

--> James Wan: "We peed in the bathtub. We all took turns peeing in there. We told Leigh it was Lipton Tea."

-->"I call it the Saw 18 days drinking game."

* From ''Saw II'', there is a moment where Addison and Xavier have a brief fight:
--> ''[Xavier is repeatedly whacking a door with a baseball bat with nails on it - it isn't working, everyone's watching]''
-->'''Addison:''' Well we've established that the macho bullshit approach isn't opening the door. Any other suggestions?
-->'''Xavier:''' ''[turns round to Addison]'' Look who's talking, the only door you know how to open is between ya' legs!

* From the third movie, while Lynn is operating on Jigsaw.
-->'''Lynn:''' John, how're we doing?
-->'''Jigsaw:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Never better.]]

-->'''Amanda:''' I'm sorry, I know it's hard to concentrate when you're surrounded by so many things you could kill me with.

* In ''Saw VI'', there's the Carousel Trap, in which six people spin around in a cage, and William, who's outside has to choose which two to live by pressing buttons to hold back a bullet on the person it's aiming at, making a sacrifice of his own by doing so. This is no doubt a very serious moment, but when they try to lie to convince him not to kill them, it becomes a little funny.
-->''Uhmm...I'm-[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]''
-->''No, she's not! She's lying!''

-->'''Jigsaw:''' Healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and their patients, not by the government. Well, now I know they're not made by doctors and their patients or the government. [[PrecisionFStrike They're made by the fucking insurance companies]].\\
({{beat}}, tense music reaches a crescendo, then stops)\\
-->'''Jigsaw:''' (amusedly) [[MoodWhiplash Piranha]]! (cut to Jigsaw staring into William's fish tank, which is full of piranha)

--> '''Will:''' The type of cancer you have is malignant and inoperable.\\

* The conclusion to the Horsepower Trap in ''Saw 3D''. The run-up was creepy, but this part [[{{Narm}} just comes off as]] [[BuffySpeak slapsticky]].

-->'''Dina:''' What the fuck are you doing?!
-->'''Ryan:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner I think we're breaking up with you, Dina!]]


* In ''Jigsaw'', when Billy rolls out on his trike and does his signature cackle, Ryan dryly remarks, [[SarcasmMode "That's not creepy at all."]]

-->'''Hunt:''' C'mon, man, you're talking about a [[SemperFi brother.]]
-->'''Halloran:''' I got a brother, he's a fucking asshole.

-->'''Hunt:''' Let's just say you can call off the search for [[spoiler: Edgar Munsen.]]
-->'''Halloran:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, COME ON!]]

-->'''Hunt:''' You called him a moron in the press. Twice.
-->'''Logan:''' No, I said he was an [[DiggingYourselfDeeper impulsive asshole]]... twice.

-->'''Jigsaw:''' (amusedly) [[MoodWhiplash Piranha]]!

-->'''Jigsaw:''' Healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and their patients, not by the government. Well, now I know they're not made by doctors and their patients or the government. [[PrecisionFStrike They're made by the fucking insurance companies]]. (tense music reaches a crescendo, then stops) [[MoodWhiplash Piranha]]!

-->'''Ryan:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner I think we're breaking up with you, Dina.]]

-->'''Hunt:''' Let's just say you can call off the search for [[spoiler: Edgar Munsen]]...

-->'''Halloran:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, COME ON!!!]]

-->'''Hunt:''' C'mon, man, you're talking about a [[SemperFi brother]].

-->'''Ryan:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner I think we're breaking up with you, Dina]].
** When the girl in the first trap of his game gets herself killed because she kept screaming in pain and fear, [[WhatAnIdiot even after being told that making noise will drive her closer to death via spikes in the throat,]] Bobby sums up the audience's thoughts nicely:
--> '''Bobby''': ''Why wouldn't you just shut the fuck up?!''

-->'''Brit:''' Yeah, big fucking "whoops"!

** Laura's response when she comes to after passing out:
-->'''Laura:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' That's the second time I've had to wake up in this shithole...

** The commentary track on the unrated edition DVD, with Leigh, Cary, and James. They have a total blast and mock the film lots, as well as share several funny stories. And Cary even does a Marlon Brando impression. Apparently Leigh was the production team's ButtMonkey as well:

** While the credits roll during the commentary, Leigh says that he's invented a Saw drinking game: finish your shot every time, while watching the commentary, James mentions how he only had 18 days to film the whole movie. "I call it the Saw 18 days drinking game."

** Adam's BadBadActing when he tries to convince whoever's watching that he's actually dead.

* Adam's BadBadActing when he tries to convince whoever's watching that he's actually dead.

-->'''Logan:''' No, I said he was an [[DiggingYourselfDeeper impulsive asshole]]... twice...

** At the beginning, when the five are being dragged to the blades, [[spoiler: Logan]] just lays on the ground, almost as though not giving a damn about the situation he's in. Rarely has that sort of DelayedReaction been both dark and hilarious.

** When the girl in the first trap of his game gets herself killed because she kept screaming, [[WhatAnIdiot even after being told that making noise will drive her closer to death via spikes in the throat,]] Bobby sums up the audience's thoughts nicely:

-->'''Brit:''' Big fucking "whoops"!

* In ''Saw V'', when Brit and Mallick realize that [[spoiler: [[TeamSpirit everyone was supposed to work together]]]].