History Funny / RockosModernLife

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-->'''Filburt:''' Forceps. ''(wiggles forceps in the engine)'' Screwdriver. ''(screws in the engine; gets sprayed with oil)'' Suction! ''(Rocko uses a hand vacuum)'' Pipe wrench. ''([[PercussiveMaintenance whacks the engine]] with the wrench)'' [[MoodWhiplash Silly headdress.]] ''(puts headdress on face)'' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Live chicken.]] ''(grabs chicken by the neck)'' [[MagicalIncantation Boom swati oosh!]] ''(raises chicken in the air)''\\

** The intro to ''The Fatheads'' is downright nonsensical: it begins with [[{{Pun}} two pigs on a blanket]] eating sandwiches. [[DontExplainTheJoke One of the pigs brings this up to the other one, given what animals they are]]--[[BaitAndSwitch because they're not supposed to speak, which makes the joke funnier]]. After the second pig calls the first one [[TitleDrop a Fathead]], they're then crushed without warning by a cage containing the titular duo.

** While Heffer and Filbert are waiting ([[ComedicUnderwearExposure in their underwear]]) for Bev to finish making a Mr. Bighead costume for them, Heffer tries to make small talk.

'''Filbert:''' Yeah?

** The ending has Heffer and Filbert agree to help fix up Rocko's house... "As soon as we reach the North Pole!" Cue [[HereWeGoAgain Heffer and Filbert playing at being sailors on a submarine]], convincingly enough that [[CallingYourNausea Filbert gets sea-sick]].
--->'''Filbert:''' Fellas...\\

'''Filbert:''' Right... (''[[VomitDiscretionShot heaves]]'')

* In "Wallaby on Wheels", Rocko's heart (his infatuation for a girl) and brain (logically against getting himself killed trying to go through a dangerous obstacle course) have a metaphorical fight in his mind. "Emotions win over self-preservation" in one hit.

* '''[[MisfortuneCookie BAD LUCK AND EXTREME MISFORTUNE WILL INFEST YOUR PATHETIC SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY]]'''.
** Made especially funny by showing someone deliberately typing that sentence and putting it into a cookie, poking fun at the fact that those things, including the negative ones, were written by someone beforehand.
** Really Really Big Man's "Nipples of the Future" going haywire thanks to Filburt's jinx.

-->'''Mr. Bighead''': Bev, will you look at what that weirdo next door is up to?!

-->'''Mr. Bighead''': But ''Bev'', they're all, well, NUDE!

-->'''Mrs. Bighead''': Oh, you're right. Oh ''yes'', Ed this is ''disgusting''! ''Quick, Ed, get the telescope out of the hall closet.''

'''Mrs. Bighead:''' Oh, shut up, Ed and take your trousers off and join the party, 'cause we are gonna boogie 'til the sun comes up!

** During the ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' portion (renamed ''Hansel and Debbie'' by Heffer), Rocko and Heffer argue over whether the witch lives in a house made of healthy snacks, or one made of pizza. This causes the house to repeatedly switch between two appearances. Filburt ends the spat by saying the witch lives in a house made of [[TakeAThirdOption fishsticks]], with the sound of a foghorn accompanying this final change.

--> '''Heffer''': ''(belch-talking)'' Roses are reeeeeeeed. This burp is for yooooooooooouuuu. You talkin' to me? I said are you talkin' to me? I am Burpmanm give me a merit badge. Give me a merit badge noooooowwwwwwww!

--> '''Heffer''': ''(belch-talking)'' Roses are reeeeeeeed. This burp is for yooooooooooouuuu. You talkin' to me? I said are you talkin' to me? I am Burpman. Give me a merit badge. Give me a merit badge noooooowwwwwwww!

* In "Who Gives a Buck", Rocko, Heffer, and Spunky go up to a directory that has an eye icon. The way the initiate the directory is a SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome:

--> '''Mr. Dupet''': Does your ''miserable'' little store sell the five volume pack of ''Nuclear Swan''? I'm double-parked and I have a customer waiting.

--> '''Guy''': Don't... step on the white ones: Hooooot laaaaaaava. Pineapples!\\

-->'''Heffer:''' Heffer! (chokes up) Is that even my real name?
-->'''Peter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Dad used to call you steak.]]

** When Rocko and Filburt are taking the tram tour of the studio lot, they stop at two guys, one throwing drawings in the air and the other videotaping it, while shouting crazily. Rocko asks the tour guide if that's a step in the filmmaking process, the guide flatly replies, "Uh, no. Those guys are idiots."

* In "Skid Marks", Rocko is warned constantly not to get 'the fat guy'. He takes an imaginary driver's test with a pretty fat elephant, and barely manages to pass after accidentally "crashing" into a mutant moose (who threatened to sue them, mind you there was no actual car involved). When telling the Chameleon Brothers this, they scoff off that elephant being 'the fat guy' and point over to the REAL fat guy; a bulging pig giant stomping down the road with the flab of his back fat crushing two poor souls... No wonder no one wanted the fat guy.

** Earlier in the episode, Spunky is sent to the pound for not having his collar (after another, tougher dog took it off him). When Rocko tries to rescue him, he is [[MistakenForDog mistaken for a dog by the warden]] and imprisoned in the pound. The other dogs in the pound tell Rocko about the conditions they are forced to endure, one of which is [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment being subjected to repeats of]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes a syrupy cartoon called]] ''[[ShowWithinAShow Mervin the Happy Cat]]''.

-->'''Mrs. Bighead''': Oh, you're right. Oh yes, this is ''disgusting''! Quick, Ed, get the telescope out of the hall closet!

-->'''Peter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Dad used to call you steak]]

* In “Ed is Dead: A Thriller”, there are two squirrels at the beginning laughing at the big wart on Mr. Big head’s ass. [[BrickJoke At the end of the episode]], a red squirrel is telling a blue squirrel about it.
-->'''Red Squirrel:''' I’m telling you, it was ''this'' big! (stretches his arms as far as they can go)\\