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27th Mar '17 6:18:18 PM burinnu
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* After Hagrid breaks down the door

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* Dumbledore laying baby Harry down on the Dursleys' doorstep:
--> '''Mike:''' When they get back from vacation next month, they'll find him ''right'' here.
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-->'''Dumbledore:''' Good luck ... Harry Potter.
-->'''Mike:''' And life was never the same for any poor shmoe who happened to have ''that'' name.
* After Hagrid breaks down the doordoor to the hut on the rock:



* When Harry is snooping in the Restricted Section in the Invisibility Cloak:
-->'''Filch''': ''Who's there?''
-->'''Bill:''': No, no, you have to start by saying "knock, knock"!
-->'''Kevin (as Filch):''' Ah, let me try it again. ''Banana who?''
-->'''Bill:''' Look, just forget it...



--> Bill: (as Snape) Hmm, odd. (Snape pins Quirrell to the wall again) Anyway, back to necking...

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--> Bill: '''Bill (as Snape) Snape):''' Hmm, odd. (Snape pins Quirrell to the wall again) Anyway, back to necking...
27th Mar '17 6:08:42 PM burinnu
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* The numerous Nazi jokes they make at Malfoy, particularly this moment after Gryffindor wins the Quidditch match and it shows Draco looking really upset:
-->'''Kevin (as Draco Malfoy)''': What will mein führer say!?



* The numerous Nazi jokes they make at Malfoy, particularly this moment after Gryffindor wins the Quidditch match and it shows Draco looking really upset:
-->'''Kevin (as Draco Malfoy)''': What will mein führer say!?

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* The numerous Nazi jokes they make at Malfoy, particularly this moment ** And its follow-up quote, right after Gryffindor wins Snape gropes at the Quidditch match and it shows Draco looking really upset:
-->'''Kevin
air where Harry (in the Invisibility Cloak) was standing moments ago:
--> Bill:
(as Draco Malfoy)''': What will mein führer say!?Snape) Hmm, odd. (Snape pins Quirrell to the wall again) Anyway, back to necking...
27th Mar '17 6:03:58 PM burinnu
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* After Hermione casts a full body-bind curse on Neville:

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* ** After Hermione casts a full body-bind curse on Neville:
27th Mar '17 6:03:25 PM burinnu
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* When Neville tries to stop the group from leaving the dormitory:
-->"His jammies show that he means business."
* After Hermione casts a full body-bind curse on Neville:
-->Anyone else want to be a hero?



* "Come join us, son... Join us..." Even funnier considering James and Lily's encouragement in Deathly Hallows as Harry goes to his death.



* When Hagrid first mentions Nicholas Flamel.
-->'''Hagrid:''' What that dog is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel.\\
'''Mike:''' Who we know now is Dumbledore's boyfriend.



* When Hagrid first mentions Nicholas Flamel.
-->'''Hagrid:''' What that dog is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel.\\
'''Mike:''' Who we know now is Dumbledore's boyfriend.

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* When Hagrid first mentions Nicholas Flamel.
-->'''Hagrid:''' What
Neville tries to stop the group from leaving the dormitory:
-->"His jammies show
that dog is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel.\\
'''Mike:''' Who we know now is Dumbledore's boyfriend.
he means business."
* After Hermione casts a full body-bind curse on Neville:
-->Anyone else want to be a hero?





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\n* "Come join us, son... Join us..." Even funnier considering James and Lily's encouragement in Deathly Hallows as Harry goes to his death.
27th Mar '17 5:54:20 PM burinnu
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* "His jammies show that he means business."
* "And standing in for Dumbledore is the embalmed corpse of Dumbledore."
* "Now shut up and kiss me." Made even funnier by Bill's pitch-perfect Alan Rickman impersonation.

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* "His jammies show that he means business."
* "And standing in for Dumbledore is the embalmed corpse of Dumbledore."
* "Now shut up and kiss me." Made even funnier by Bill's pitch-perfect Alan Rickman impersonation.
Upon meeting Hagrid:
-->'''Harry:''' Excuse me...\\
'''Bill (as Harry):''' Could you please kill these horrible people?



* After Hermione cast a full body-bind curse on Neville
-->Anyone else want to be a hero?



-->'''Bill:''' [[Film/{{Troll 2}} Gringotts spelled backwards is "Sttognirg"!]]
* During the sorting ceremony:
-->'''Sorting Hat:''' Hufflepuff!\\
'''Bill (as the Sorting Hat):''' Or is it Floofenpoof? I don't know; I'm drunk!
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* Upon meeting Hagrid:
-->'''Harry:''' Excuse me...\\
'''Bill (as Harry):''' Could you please kill these horrible people?
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-->'''Bill:''' [[Film/{{Troll 2}} Gringotts spelled backwards is "Sttognirg"!]]
* During the sorting ceremony:
-->'''Sorting Hat:''' Hufflepuff!\\
'''Bill (as the Sorting Hat):''' Or is it Floofenpoof? I don't know; I'm drunk!

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* Upon meeting Hagrid:
-->'''Harry:''' Excuse me...
Draco summoning his broomstick:
-->'''Mike (as Draco):''' Sieg heil--I mean, "up!"
* When Oliver is explaining the "easy" rules of Quidditch to Harry:
-->'''Oliver''': Each team has seven players: three chasers, two beaters, one keeper, and a seeker.
\\
'''Bill (as Harry):''' Could you please kill these horrible people?
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-->'''Bill:''' [[Film/{{Troll 2}} Gringotts spelled backwards is "Sttognirg"!]]
* During the sorting ceremony:
-->'''Sorting Hat:''' Hufflepuff!\\
'''Bill (as the Sorting Hat):''' Or is it Floofenpoof? I don't know; I'm drunk!
'''Kevin:''' ''(imitating accent)'' Oh, and uh, three cheesemongers, fourteen alphabetizers, and uh, one highlander, because ''(chuckles)'' [[Film/{{Highlander}} there can be only one]].



* When Neville tries to stop the group from leaving the dormitory:
-->"His jammies show that he means business."
* After Hermione casts a full body-bind curse on Neville:
-->Anyone else want to be a hero?
* "And standing in for Dumbledore is the embalmed corpse of Dumbledore."
* "Now shut up and kiss me." Made even funnier by Bill's pitch-perfect Alan Rickman impersonation.



* Draco summoning his broomstick:
-->'''Mike (as Draco):''' Sieg heil--I mean, "up!"



* When Oliver is explaining the "easy" rules of Quidditch to Harry:
-->'''Oliver''': Each team has seven players: three chasers, two beaters, one keeper, and a seeker.\\
'''Kevin:''' ''(imitating accent)'' Oh, and uh, three cheesemongers, fourteen alphabetizers, and uh, one highlander, because ''(chuckles)'' [[Film/{{Highlander}} there can be only one]].

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* When Oliver is explaining the "easy" rules of Quidditch to Harry:
-->'''Oliver''': Each team has seven players: three chasers, two beaters, one keeper, and a seeker.\\
'''Kevin:''' ''(imitating accent)'' Oh, and uh, three cheesemongers, fourteen alphabetizers, and uh, one highlander, because ''(chuckles)'' [[Film/{{Highlander}} there can be only one]].

18th Mar '17 11:26:06 AM nombretomado
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* Jane Foster's lack of appearance in the film (due to the fact that NataliePortman was [[RealLifeWritesThePlot pregnant during the time of filming]], so, she couldn't be in the movie) :

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* Jane Foster's lack of appearance in the film (due to the fact that NataliePortman Creator/NataliePortman was [[RealLifeWritesThePlot pregnant during the time of filming]], so, she couldn't be in the movie) :
17th Mar '17 10:55:45 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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* Mike's take on John's line to Kate (which ''screams'' "It sounded better on paper") after she finally displays a little badassitude:

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* Mike's take on John's line to Kate (which ''screams'' "It "That sounded much better on paper") after she finally displays a little badassitude:
17th Mar '17 10:55:18 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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* Mike's take on John's line to Kate (which ''screams'' "It sounded better on paper") after she finally displays a little badassitude:
-->'''John:''' "You remind me of my mother!"
-->'''Mike:''' "...And aside from 'You remind me of my ''dad'',' I cannot think of a worse way to compliment a woman."
11th Mar '17 4:39:17 PM nombretomado
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'''Mike:''' Now [[MileyCyrus Party In The USA]] will be stuck in their heads for weeks, poor bastards.

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'''Mike:''' Now [[MileyCyrus [[Music/MileyCyrus Party In The USA]] will be stuck in their heads for weeks, poor bastards.
26th Feb '17 4:49:42 PM nombretomado
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'''Bill''': Sorry! ''(starts humming ''LawrenceOfArabia'' music again)''

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'''Bill''': Sorry! ''(starts humming ''LawrenceOfArabia'' ''Film/LawrenceOfArabia'' music again)''
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