History Funny / RickAndMorty

'''Evil Morty:''' It's just this? ''This'' is the torture?

--->'''Disheveled Rick:''' He killed my wife!\\
'''Other Ricks:''' (annoyed) We know...

--->'''Indiana Jones Rick:''' Son of a bitch, you killed my wife! (fires his gun at the wall, which ends up ricocheting across the other walls before being stopped by Evil Morty's force shield)\\

* After Rick kills Rick Prime, when Morty asks if its finally over, Evil Morty [[DeadpanSnarker dryly]] notes that the blood Rick is absolutely ''covered'' in certainly doesn't look like "alive" blood.

-->'''Morty:''' Before you say anything--
-->'''Rick:''' I knew it! Busted!
-->'''Morty:''' You're ''banned'' from that Carl's Jr.!
-->'''Rick:''' That doesn't make the drive-thru an adventure, Morty! Invalid!

** Later, when Morty resolves to no longer worry if he is still in the Hole or not, he undergoes a long TimePassesMontage, where he grows up, goes to college, attends Summer's wedding, gets a job, and then buys himself a new house. It abruptly ends when he looks in the mirror]] one morning while brushing his teeth, and [[MirrorMonster sees Jerry staring back at him]]:

** Later, when Morty resolves to no longer worry if he is still in the Hole or not, he undergoes a long TimePassesMontage, where he grows up, goes to college, attends Summer's wedding, gets a job, and then buys himself a new house. It abruptly ends when [[MirrorScare he looks in the mirror]] one morning while brushing his teeth, and sees Jerry staring back at him:

-->'''Morty:''' Do you like it? I didn't even think you really care.\\

'''Rick:''' Merchandise, Morty. Your only purpose in life is to buy and consume merchandise, and you did it. You went into a store -- an ''actual'', honest-to-god ''store'' -- and you bought something. And you didn't ask questions or raise ethical complaints. You... you just looked straight into the bleeding jaws of capitalism and said "''Yes'', daddy! ''Please!''" And... I'm ''so'' proud of you. I only wish you could have bought more. I... I love buying things ''so'' much, Morty!\\

'''Rick:''' I love you, Morty! Give Grandpa a kiss. ''(Morty flinches)'' G-g-give me, give Grandpa a kiss. Lips if you want. Whatever you're comfortable with. Some cultures do that. ''(Morty pauses, then awkwardly kisses Rick's forehead)'' That was sweet. Thank you. ''(Morty looks at Rick in horrified silence)'' I-I love you. You're my little buddy. ''(he staggers over the couch and picks up the remote)'' Okay, let us watch some Interdimensional Cable.

--> '''[[MoodWhiplash BBC Two Continuity Announcer:]]''' More ''Personal Space'' next Tuesday at eight. Up next, the heat is turning up with Samantha and the boys, on ''The Northsiders''.

* Morty’s annoyance that his father and grandfather got them all into trouble thanks to them “botching a ''Main/FreakyFriday''.”

** On the flipside of that, Rick's absurd personal defense equipment: An instant death touch, an armband that can visualize who can kill him, a [[AttackDeflector deflector shield]] à la [[VideoGame/StarFox Fox McCloud]], two laser beams from the same set of armbands, a shield bubble, a staff and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers candy]].

* A group of holographic Ricks all follow Morty around school carrying picket signs and protesting that Morty should be focusing on cloning Rick back to life. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers One of the protesting Ricks, however, has a sign demanding the legalization of marijuana and is clearly stoned out of his mind]].

** Later, when Morty resolves to no longer worry if he is still in the Hole or not, he undergoes a long TimePassesMontage, where he grows up, goes to college, attends Summer's wedding, gets a job, and then buys himself a new house. It abruptly ends when [[MirrorScare he looks in the mirror]] one morning while brushing his teeth, as Jerry's visage suddenly stares back at him:

* "Whistlering Dixie", an ComicBook/{{Blade}}-style adventure about fighting vampires. Their ally Whistler takes so long over-explaining a vampire killing weapon he made, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere they get fed up and simply duck out on him.]] This also sets up another joke:

** Later, Morty thinking him and Rick have escaped undergoes a long TimePassesMontage, where he grows up, goes to college, attends Summer's wedding, gets a job, and then buys himself a new house. It abruptly ends when he looks in the mirror one morning while brushing his teeth, as Jerry's visage suddenly stares back at him:

* The Creator/RodSerling {{expy}}'s utterly dismissive delivery of this line:
--> '''Rod Serling''': Don't worry, Rick will die before accepting happiness. After that, we'll chase you with some clowns or some dumb shit like that.

** First there was the gorilla-gun, which Morty assumed would turn the school bullies into gorillas, but is completely ineffective because Rick designed it to kill gorillas. Rick also questioned why Morty would want to turn his bullies into gorillas.

* Rick and Morty get busted for murdering their own counterparts. Rick defends the act by saying that the Rick and Morty variants in question were the ones who appeared in ''Film/SpaceJamANewLegacy'' and that they were begging for death. Notably, both Rick and Morty seem inappropriately excited over killing these specific instances of themselves.

-->'''Wizard:''' ''(as the ice melts and he's incinerated) AHHHHHHH, THAT JUST MADE IT LAST LONGER! I COULD HAVE DIED QUICKLY!!''

-->'''Rick:''' What? No!

-->'''Rick:''' [[DudeNotFunny Dude, don't, just, y-you need to let us sort out this stuff, okay?]]

'''Drunk Rick:''' You break the rules, lose the game, or try to leave, you ''will'' die! Like in ''(burps) SAAAAAAAAW!''\\