History Funny / RexTheRunt

'''Vince:''' [[Radio/ShippingForecast Fisher, German Bight, North Utsire, South Utsire...]]\\

-->'''Mrs. Bloomers:''' And finally, does the little chap have any diseases? Headaches? Scurvy? Dog-rot? [[BabyTalk Windy-pops?]] Farmer's lungs? [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Beetle's bottom?]]\\

'''Bad Bob:''' So, how was it fired on that fateful afternoon? Was it like this? BANG! ''(fires into the jury, who immediately duck)'' Or was it like this? BANG!! ''(fires again)'' Or was it a [[GirlsWithGuns lady's gun, like this?]] ''(shows the jury the Golden Gun from the James Bond movie [[Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun The Man with the Golden Gun]])'' ''([[BriefAccentImitation slightly imitating Wendy's]] [[OopNorth accent as he does]])'' Bing. Bing-bing. Bing-bing-bing. ''(pretends to blow smoke off the Golden Gun.)'' Or was it a...[[CoolGuns PROPER gun, like THIS?!]] ''(shows the jury a machine gun.)'' Mind your heads!\\

'''Dr. Dogg:''' (at the North Pole, after being collapsed to the snow by the gang's money) [[WhatAnIdiot Peasants.]]\\

''Vince is just about to stick his fork in the Centipede when...''\\

'''Bad Bob:''' So, how was it fired on that fateful afternoon? Was it like this? BANG! ''(fires into the jury, who immediately duck)'' Or was it like this? BANG!! ''(fires again)'' Or was it a [[GirlsWithGuns lady's gun, like this?]] ''(shows the jury the Golden Gun from the James Bond movie [[Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun The Man with the Golden Gun]])'' ''([[BriefAccentImitation slightly imitating Wendy's]] [[OopNorth accent as he does]])'' Bing. Bing-bing. Bing-bing-bing. ''(pretends to blow smoke off the Golden Gun.)'' Or was it a...[[CoolGuns PROPER gun, like THIS?!]] ''(shows the jury a [[CoolGuns/MachineGuns machine gun.]])'' Mind your heads!\\

-->'''Bad Bob:''' So, on [[Creator/TheBBC BBC One]], there's Part 1 of a five-part miniseries set against war torn Dorset starring Randy Duvall. [[BlatantLies You like him, don't you, Wendy?]]\\

-->'''Big Bob:''' Good.

-->'''Big Bob:''' 'Ere, Wendy. My bum's not that big, is it? I should do some clenches maybe.

-->'''Bad Bob:''' Can I have a quiet word, Dr. Dogg?\\

'''Bad Bob:''' No, [[TheyJustDontGetIt you don't understand!]] You see, I've lost my comic time...ing.\\
'''Dr. Dogg:''' Here, [[BlackComedy take]] [[CyanidePill these.]]

'''Alien Blob:''' Be warned, my brave little scrotums...there be danger and doom the way you're heading!\\

'''Rex''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall If you told someone this, they'd never believe you, would they?]]\\

'''Johnny Saveloy:''' Start the procedure!...[[Film/TheWizardOfOz Ah! You cursed nurse! Look what you're doing! I'm melting!]]

'''Rex:''' No, no, no, Vince! It's me, Rex! Not spaghetti! Not spaghetti at all! (chuckles nervously) Good lad! [[BreakingTheFourthWall If you told someone this, they'd never believe you, would they?]]

-->'''Alien Blob:''' 'Ere! Your little friend not want his, then? [[EnemyEatsYourLunch 'Cause I would like it...]]\\

'''Alien Blob:''' Now, this is the thing to remember. If you hear a sound that's like [[AnythingButThat bath water going down a plughole...]][[DoomedProtagonist then you're shagged!]]

'''Rex:''' [[OhCrap Oh, crap...]]\\
'''Bad Bob:''' So, how was it fired on that fateful afternoon? Was it like this? BANG! ''(fires into the jury, who immediately duck)'' Or was it like this? BANG!! ''(fires again)'' Or was it a [[GirlsWithGuns lady's gun, like this?]] ''(shows the jury the Golden Gun from the James Bond movie [[Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun The Man with the Golden Gun]])'' ''([[BriefAccentImitation imitating Wendy's]] [[OopNorth Yorkshire accent]])'' Bang. Bang-bang. Bang-bang-bang. ''(pretends to blow smoke off the Golden Gun.)'' Or was it a...[[CoolGuns PROPER gun, like THIS?!]] ''(shows the jury a [[CoolGuns/MachineGuns machine gun.]])'' Mind your heads!\\

'''Dr. Dogg:''' What a bunch of jokers. ([[BriefAccentImitation imitating Wendy's]] [[OopNorth Yorkshire accent]]) We're drilling a hole in the North Pole! (tuts) Dear, oh dear. It'll all end in tears.\\
''Cue him doing a [[DrumRollPlease drumroll.]]''

'''Easter Island Head #3:''' Well, we'll love you and leave you. Loads to do back at base camp. Big day tomorrow. [[BlatantLies Giving the caravan a wax.]]

-->'''[[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis Presley]]:''' Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. ''(to the band)'' Take it away.\\
''The band and Elvis start playing "Hound Dog", but can only complete the first bit before Elvis is [[ElvisHasLeftThePlanet abducted by a flying saucer,]] which then flies off into outer space.''

'''Bad Bob:''' In the back pocket of my trousers...[[DidNotThinkThisThrough Ohh!!]]

* The RunningGag of Rex, Wendy and Big Bob going 'Shut up, Vince' whenever he sings.

* It gets funnier when he decides to express his anger through dance. The dance in question involves kicking a nearby chair over, slamming his plasticine fists onto Dr. Dogg's table and dancing on top of it.

'''Bad Bob:''' [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight I am doing!]] Go on, ask me anything.\\

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->''Note to UK readers: If you're watching the episode "Johnny Saveloy's Undoing" on BBC Two in 2012 and onwards, the Jimmy Savile impression may be a [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Funny Aneurysm Moment]] due to the fact that Jimmy Savile was posthumously uncovered as a child molester. Fortunately, Aardman have reanimated and re-dubbed this part, and the Jimmy Savile impression has been replaced with a Tommy Cooper impression, which is as follows:''\\
'''Vince:''' ''(as Tommy Cooper)'' And now for my favourite trick, the Voices in Jars trick! Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!

'''Postman:''' But given that you've buggered up this country's infrastructure with your bloody shrinking ray...I'll need it back! Oh yes, and one other thing...\\

'''Vince:''' ''(as [[Music/RingoStarr Ringo Starr]])'' It's just like Butlins...[[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine Thomas]] had a headache! ([[NonSequiturThud thud]])