History Funny / Redwall

14th Apr '18 7:18:43 AM Chabal2
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** When in a boasting challenge against Bucko, Bucko starts with a tirade listing his name and accomplishments. Dotti congratulates him on knowing his own name like a big boy. Further along, as the crowd is laughing it's noted that some laughs sound suspiciously hare-like.


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* Plugg manages to get the better of the princess by promising her the best cabin on the ship... which is indeed the case, but it's also the one most likely to induce seasickness.
24th Jan '18 10:12:36 AM Chabal2
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* Every main character declares they'll be the one to kill Gabool. Targuin sees no reason he should be left out despite having no personal grudge against the searat.
--> Lord Rawnblade stood up, both paws resting on the crosshilt of his destroyer Verminfate. "I am sworn to kill Gabool. He is mine!"\\
Joseph touched the long knife at the back of his belt. "Then you will have to be quick, Lord Widestripe. I made an oath to slay Gabool when the house slaves told me he had drowned my Mariel with a rock and a rope tied about her neck. That oath still holds!"\\
Mariel leaped up, the Gullwhacker swinging wide. "First there, first served! Gabool's life is mine to take. I am Mariel Gullwhacker, I claim the right!"\\
Tarquin leaned over to Dandin. "What about you, old feller?"\\
Dandin drew the sword slowly. "This is the blade of Martin the Warrior. No creature that is evil can stand against it, least of all Gabool!"\\
Tarquin and Durry held a hasty whispered conference, then they both jumped up, issuing their separate challenges.\\
"This 'ere is my scraggin' dagger, an' I'm goin' to scrag that scurvy Gabool good 'n' proper. I'm on'y a young lad, but I swear it by my ol" nuncle Gabe's best October ale!"\\
"Well, you'll have t' scrag away pretty fast, old chap, 'cos if Joseph has got the blighter with his long knife, Milord Rawnblade has paid the rotter a visit with that great log cleaver and our Mariel has been to see the scoundrel with her Gullwhacker, then along comes the bold Durry Quill with his scraggin' dagger, well, tell me this: what chance is an honest chap like meself goin' to get to brain the beggar with my jolly old harolina, wot? Listen, you lot, stop bein' so confounded greedy and let me be first to knock out a tune on the villain's noodle."\\
The sight of Tarquin striking a noble pose, harolina at the ready, caused the entire group to dissolve into helpless laughter.
4th May '17 6:01:47 PM Javertshark13
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* Abbot Mordalfus comments on Sparra speech: "Can you imagine Friar Hugo's face when Warbeak tells him to 'burn fishworm good?'

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* Abbot Mordalfus comments on Sparra speech: "Can you imagine Friar Hugo's face when Warbeak tells him to 'burn fishworm good?'good?'"
4th May '17 6:01:10 PM Javertshark13
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* In an otherwise absolutely TearJerker moment, Jess's view on [[spoiler: Warbeak's death: "Totally mad, of course. She'd rather die than miss a good fight."]]



* In an otherwise absolutely TearJerker moment, Jess's view on [[spoiler: Warbeak's death: "Totally mad, of course. She'd rather die than miss a good fight."]]
4th May '17 6:00:17 PM Javertshark13
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* Abbot Mordalfus comments on Sparra speech: "Can you imagine Friar Hugo's face when Warbeak tells him to 'burn fishworm good?'
** Matthias responds that he's not sure who's harder to understand, a sparrow or a mole.



* In an otherwise absolutely TearJerker moment, Jess's view on [[spoiler: Warbeak's death: "Totally mad, of course. She'd rather die than miss a good fight."]]



--> '''[[JerkAss Balefur]]:''' "Aye, so you are. What else is new, ferret?"
* The lines "Ferret smashed inta bits! 'Ead one place, paws another, tail inna nundred bits. Smashed ferret! Yeeheehee!" and "Some warlord you are. I've seen more action from a squashed frog!"

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--> '''[[JerkAss '''[[{{Jerkass}} Balefur]]:''' "Aye, so you are. What else is new, ferret?"
* The lines Bryony and Togget ask for information from a bankvole, who's a little obsessed with the idea that Veil died from going over a waterfall. "Ferret smashed inta bits! 'Ead one place, paws another, tail inna nundred bits. Smashed ferret! Yeeheehee!" and Yeeheehee!"
* Most of what Veil says to Swartt, but especially
"Some warlord you are. I've seen more action from a squashed frog!"
17th Oct '16 1:03:28 PM Idek618
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* The bumbling antics of Tsarmina's crew, also Tsarmina herself when she isn't just completely off her rocker. She also get some good lines, such as "... young ones in a special prison all of their own, where they can be heard but not seen by their parents. Haha, I must remember that: heard but not seen."

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* The bumbling antics of Tsarmina's crew, also Tsarmina herself when she isn't just completely off her rocker. She also get gets some good lines, such as "... young ones in a special prison all of their own, where they can be heard but not seen by their parents. Haha, I must remember that: heard but not seen."
8th Apr '16 8:21:56 PM PowerSkunk
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* Nearly everything that comes out of the unnamed Mousebabe's mouth. When Blaggut asks him to swear not to tell anyone about some scheme, the little one takes him literally.
---> '''Mousebabe:''' We don't swear. It's not nice to swear. You get senta bed.
** The mousebabe, and his mole friend, proceed to totally mangle the oath Blaggut cooks up. Blaggut goes with it anyway.
18th Feb '16 7:13:57 AM BossKey
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* In the animated adaptation, the boiling water poured into the tunnel dug by Cluny's army is [[{{Bowdlerisation}} replaced with porridge]], leading to this gem from Cluny:
--> "Porridge? They defeated me with ''porridge?!'' [[LargeHam HEADS WILL ROLL FOR THIS!]] Cheesethief! ''CHEESETHIEF!''"
23rd Jan '16 3:33:49 PM Sayacha
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** Later on, he expresses a desire to fight the dragon and steal its coat.
23rd Jan '16 3:32:52 PM Sayacha
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* Most scenes with Clecky and Garrul together. Clecky is very highstrung and Garrul is laidback, which makes for some interesting dialogue.

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* Most scenes with Clecky and Garrul together. Clecky is very highstrung and Garrul is very laidback, which makes for some interesting dialogue.



* When the Redwall group finds Florian's troupe of actors, the actors' cart is stuck in mud with most of them trying to pull it out. Florian himself, meanwhile, is posing on top of the cart "like the captain of a sinking ship".
* Florian in general, really. Even his badass moments are guaranteed to have some comedy to them, such as the story of how he saved his troupe from a tribe of angry frogs—by way of eating blackberries while loudly yelling about how much he liked eating tadpoles and thanking his friends for saving a few frogs for him. The frogs proceeded to flee for their lives.



** Also Ellayo discovering that she is apparently the adoptive mother of no less than twelve hedgehogs, owing to her long lost husband having brought them home with him when they are reunited.

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** Also Also, Ellayo discovering that she is apparently the adoptive mother of no less than twelve hedgehogs, owing to her long lost husband having brought them home with him when they are reunited.
* One of the main group threatens, "If you die, I'l never speak to you again!"
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