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15th May '16 7:50:17 AM AnotherGuy
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'''Rich, Mike, Jay:''' ''(screaming) '''OH MY GOD!!!'''\\
'''Rich:''' ''(gleefully)'' Han Solo is '''dead'''!\\ ''(they all chortle)'' Oh, no, wait, he's fine! He's not even surrounded by fire, or debris!\\

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'''Rich, Mike, Jay:''' ''(screaming) ''(screaming)'' '''OH MY GOD!!!'''\\
'''Rich:''' ''(gleefully)'' Han Solo is '''dead'''!\\ '''dead'''! ''(they all chortle)'' Oh, no, wait, he's fine! He's not even surrounded by fire, or debris!\\



'''Rich:''' They saw that explosion and they say, "Oh my God. We've got to cut to a shot of Han Solo standing up!"\\

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'''Rich:''' They saw that explosion and they say, said, "Oh my God. We've got to cut to a shot of Han Solo standing up!"\\
up!"
15th May '16 7:49:35 AM AnotherGuy
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** When the Rebels blow up the shield generator.
--->'''Rich:''' ''(as Han Solo tells everyone to flee)'' Let's move! There's no way we can get far enough away to look like we survive this horrible blast we're going to see in a second!\\
''(The dish explodes)''\\
'''Rich, Mike, Jay:''' ''(screaming) '''OH MY GOD!!!'''\\
'''Rich:''' ''(gleefully)'' Han Solo is '''dead'''!\\ ''(they all chortle)'' Oh, no, wait, he's fine! He's not even surrounded by fire, or debris!\\
''(Jay giggles)''\\
'''Mike:''' He ran ''eleven'' feet away. That, that, oh my G--... that explosion was bigger than a ''continent''.\\
'''Rich:''' They saw that explosion and they say, "Oh my God. We've got to cut to a shot of Han Solo standing up!"\\
15th May '16 7:01:01 AM AnotherGuy
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--->'''Mike:''' He explains how Lando make inappropriate sexual advances towards Princess Leia.\\

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--->'''Mike:''' He explains how Lando make made inappropriate sexual advances towards Princess Leia.\\
15th May '16 7:00:31 AM AnotherGuy
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* ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi'': The crew notice Harrison Ford's boredom in the role of Han Solo, and say he didn't want anything to do with the series anymore.
-->'''Mike:''' ''(as Ford)'' I have to be second fiddle to ''Mark Hamill''? Fuck.

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* ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi'': ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi'':
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The crew notice Harrison Ford's boredom in the role of Han Solo, and say he didn't want anything to do with the series anymore.
-->'''Mike:''' --->'''Mike:''' ''(as Ford)'' I have to be second fiddle to ''Mark Hamill''? Fuck.
** When [=C3PO=] is recapping the events of the first two movies to the Ewoks.
--->'''Mike:''' He explains how Lando make inappropriate sexual advances towards Princess Leia.\\
''(Rich guffaws)''\\
'''Mike:''' ''(as [=C3PO=])'' ''Una'' Lando Calrissian ''ut-ah-taw-too-taw'' rapist!
15th May '16 6:02:44 AM AnotherGuy
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!!''Commentary Tracks'':
* ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi'': The crew notice Harrison Ford's boredom in the role of Han Solo, and say he didn't want anything to do with the series anymore.
-->'''Mike:''' ''(as Ford)'' I have to be second fiddle to ''Mark Hamill''? Fuck.
14th Apr '16 7:26:47 AM zootsutra
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* "So Palpatine shows up at the senate to convince everyone that the Jedi- the organization of monks who have been the guardians of peace and justice for 1000 years- are suddenly planning on taking over the world. ''(impersonating Palpatine)'' 'Oh, and I just also happen to look and sound like a monster that wants to take over the world now. Don't mind my creepy black cloak, my horribly evil sounding voice or my terrifying face. Also don't mind the fact that I'm yelling about creating a galactic empire run exclusively by me. No no no, you see its the ''Jedi'' that are trying to take over. That warranted them all being executed by the army that is controlled by myself without any kind of evidence to prove what I'm saying is true. Yup, we just killed them all, even the children. Then we burned down their temple, and your all just gonna have to take my word for it. Trust me, look at my face. Would this face lie to you?'"

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* "So Palpatine shows up at anyway, he [Palpatine] tells the senate to convince everyone Senate that the Jedi- the Jedi - an organization of monks who have been the guardians of peace and justice for 1000 years- are over a thousand generations have suddenly planning on taking decided to take over the world. ''(impersonating Palpatine)'' 'Oh, world. Oh, and I just also happen to look and sound like a monster that who wants to take over the world now. world. Don't mind my creepy black cloak, my horribly evil sounding evil-sounding voice or my terrifying face. face. Also don't mind the fact that I'm yelling about creating a galactic empire run exclusively by me. me. No no no, you see its the ''Jedi'' Jedi who are the ones that are trying tried to take over. over.
That warranted them all being executed by the army that is controlled I control by myself without any kind of evidence trial in the courts to prove what I'm saying is true. Yup, we just killed them all, even the children. Then true. And then we burned down their temple, and your you're all just gonna have to take my word for it. Trust me, look at my face. Would this face lie to you?'"
9th Apr '16 1:07:51 PM jedidarrick
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---> ''He needs to be family oriented and good with kids.''
---> ''Cut to the children Anikan killed in RevengeOfTheSith''

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---> --> ''He needs to be family oriented and good with kids.''
---> --> ''Cut to the children Anikan killed in RevengeOfTheSith''



--->Answering Machine: Hi Mr. Plinkett, Bob Foster here from the Department of Cultural Guilt, uh, just a friendly courtesy call to remind you about the horrible things that you did to the Native Americans. Uh, please continue to feel guilty about this, and, uh, if you have any questions, give me a call back, the number's 202-(Plinkett proceeds to pour coffee on the answering machine, shorting it out)

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--->Answering -->Answering Machine: Hi Mr. Plinkett, Bob Foster here from the Department of Cultural Guilt, uh, just a friendly courtesy call to remind you about the horrible things that you did to the Native Americans. Uh, please continue to feel guilty about this, and, uh, if you have any questions, give me a call back, the number's 202-(Plinkett proceeds to pour coffee on the answering machine, shorting it out)



--->"My cat stole my merkins!"
--->"You want to help me milk my cock?" (picture of a [[VisualPun rooster]])
--->"Maybe they're trying to make a statement about the Gerber corporation and their anti-Union practices!"
--->[[MakesSenseInContext "They don't make jokes in the circus!"]]
--->"Fuck The Pain Away (GroinAttack) Fuck The Pain Away (GroinAttack) x5

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--->"My -->"My cat stole my merkins!"
--->"You -->"You want to help me milk my cock?" (picture of a [[VisualPun rooster]])
--->"Maybe -->"Maybe they're trying to make a statement about the Gerber corporation and their anti-Union practices!"
--->[[MakesSenseInContext -->[[MakesSenseInContext "They don't make jokes in the circus!"]]
--->"Fuck -->"Fuck The Pain Away (GroinAttack) Fuck The Pain Away (GroinAttack) x5



--->"Now you say 'Maybe they ARE in love, and maybe I just don't see it 'cause I'm a [[SerialKiller psychopath]] who butchers women.' [[DumbassHasAPoint Well-yeah-meh-sneh]]..."

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--->"Now -->"Now you say 'Maybe they ARE in love, and maybe I just don't see it 'cause I'm a [[SerialKiller psychopath]] who butchers women.' [[DumbassHasAPoint Well-yeah-meh-sneh]]..."



* OH NO the timeline changed and Bambi's alive again except now shes my first cat!

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* OH NO the timeline changed and Bambi's alive again except now shes she's my first cat!



-->"[[RunningGag Taft, you]] '''[[RunningGag fuck!]]''' You bought your clothes at the Portly Gentleman Used Clothing Store! You cheapskate! I know it because I '''''sold it to you!!'''''"

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-->"[[RunningGag --->"[[RunningGag Taft, you]] '''[[RunningGag fuck!]]''' You bought your clothes at the Portly Gentleman Used Clothing Store! You cheapskate! I know it because I '''''sold it to you!!'''''"
2nd Apr '16 12:23:54 AM zootsutra
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* ''(clip of Anakin kneeling before Palpatine)'' "And so Anakin kneels before the monster mash, and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash."

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* ''(clip of Anakin kneeling before Palpatine)'' "And so Anakin kneels before the monster mash, Monster Mash, and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash."
30th Mar '16 2:11:51 AM EmperorZim
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** So who actually sank the Titanic? [[spoiler:It was Plinkett, at the urging of his imaginary friend, Tony the pizza-roll]. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Then a UFO came and blasted the ship in half]].

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** So who actually sank the Titanic? [[spoiler:It was Plinkett, at the urging of his imaginary friend, Tony the pizza-roll].pizza-roll]]. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Then a UFO came and blasted the ship in half]].
30th Mar '16 2:10:47 AM EmperorZim
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** So who actually sank the Titanic? [[spoiler:It was Plinkett, at the urging of his imaginary friend, Tony the pizza-roll]. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Then a UFO came and blasted the ship in half]].
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