History Funny / RedDeadRedemption

* In Armadillo, an old nun from Las Hermanas may give John a blessed cross. That would have been solely in the heartwarming category if not for the fact that she then might walk all the way through the saloon to stand outside and smoke a cigarette.

** When tying up a woman: "And they say romance is dead."

* In your first mission in Mexico you will, among other things, be asked by Landon Ricketts to shoot some bottles to practice your aim. Next to this is a drunk man sitting and drinking from a bottle that you can also shoot (the bottle that is). Doing this will cause the man to shout in a very upset voice: ''"Pinche gringo de mierda!"'' ("Fucking American piece of shit!")

* In your first mission in Mexico you will, among other things, be asked by Landon Ricketts to shoot some bottles to practice your aim. Next to this is a drunk man sitting and drinking from a bottle that you can also shoot (the bottle that is). Doing this will cause the man to shout in a very upset voice: ''"Pinche gringo de mierda!"'' ("Fucking foreign piece of shit!")

* The Walton's Gang member Link Huston that can be found in the Armadillo saloon and as a bounty target has some really funny lines. He's about the only bounty target that, instead of shouting angry insults or threats at you when catching him and bringing him back to jail will instead laugh and make suggestive comments, such as remarking about you tying him up and saying he'll give you a kiss if you let him go. He's also the one you hear randomly shouting "Scum licker!" and "''III'M'' coming for ''YOU!''". Pick a fight with the guy and he may shout [[DoubleEntendre "Put it in me, come on, put it in me!"]] If you shoot Link and he runs for cover, it's both funny and sad as he then might shout ''"DON'T HIT ME, MOMMY! DON'T HIT ME!"''

--->'''Irish:''' ''Have I ever done you wrong?''
--->'''John:''' ''No, but not through lack of trying.''

--->'''Irish:''' ''What's the word for cunt in Spanish?''
--->'''John:''' ''You tell me. You must have been called it a few times.''

--> '''[=MacDougal=]:''' (in overdone body language) Good morning, Nastas! Would you like to take off your slippers? Or skin a rabbit? *clears his throat* I know, we cannot see the stars, but still, my heart is pure, and we meet, as equals! (to John) These savages must be spoken to simply in metaphores.

---> '''Irish:''' ''I met an American guy. Saw him shoot a man. Drank with him in the village of Chuparosa. Funny guy... Or was that Canada...? No. That was Canada. Guy here, not funny, but he's real nice.''

--->'''Irish:''' ''So long, John Marston. You're an angry and a feck-ugly man... but not a bad one.'''

--> '''Irish:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Heart breaking]].'' Which is why I was coming to see you when the drink got the better of me!

* GamePlayAndStorySegregation kicks in when you can spend the entire game having John shoot hundreds of animals and he then tells his son Jack in one of the final missions to "Only kill what you need."

* A personal example, I had just maxed out my Honor by helping the horsefucker, so I decided to go get the "Dastardly" achievement, since nobody would report me for tying someone up. I tied a woman up in Armadillo, and tossed her on the tracks. Seconds later, a nun came up, honoring me, and gave me a rosary that made me less likely to be hit by bullets. Next to the tied up prostitute. This alone was hilarious. However, after waiting, the train showed up. Seconds later, a man whose horse was stolen ran up to me... and stood on the tracks. A bit further back, two men on horseback were crossing the tracks. The second was hit by the train and exploded into gibs. The idiot standing on the tracks was hit and exploded into gibs. Finally, the woman was hit by the train and exploded into gibs. Best. Timing. Ever.

* In your first mission in Mexico you will, among other things, be asked by Landon Ricketts to shoot some bottles to practice your aim. Next to this is a drunk man sitting and drinking from a bottle that you can also shoot. Doing this will cause the man to shout in a very upset voice: ''"Pinche gringo de mierda!"'' ("Fucking foreign piece of shit!")

* If you see a person taking a piss in the wilderness and go up close to him, he will understandably get mad and start yelling you out.\

* If you see a person taking a piss in the wilderness and go up close to him, he will understandably get mad and start yelling you out.

** John's DoubleTake when he sees Mcdougal crawling away.

--> '''Reyes:''' What? Oh yes... I knew a Laura too.

* In your first mission in Mexico you will, among other things, be asked by Landon Ricketts to shoot some bottles to practice your aim. Next to this is a drunk man sitting and drinking from a bottle that you can also shoot. Doing this will cause the man to angrily shout "Pinche gringo de mierdaaa!" ("Fucking foreign piece of shit!")

--> '''Irish:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Heartbreaking]].'' Which is why I was coming to see you when the drink got the better of me!

* It's pretty damn funny when you've spent the whole game fighting to be reunited with your family, [[spoiler:to the point that when you finally get to ride up to the door of your home, most players probably expected a teary eyed and relieved Abigail to come greet him... instead the first thing she does is to run in fury towards John, immediately pounding away on him while shouting "You no-good, hillbilly piece of shit! I thought you were dead! Where have you been, huh? ''Where have you been?!"'' which makes you immediately wonder if you go through all that trouble only to find that John is a HenpeckedHusband, (but fortunately she calms down).]]

* One of [[spoiler:Jack]]'s random lines when skinning an animal for its fur is, [[{{Pun}} "May I take your coat, Ma'am?"]]

--> John: "California is in the west. Just follow the setting sun."
--> Sam: *walks away* "'''snort''' setting sun..."

** Also, when you've become so famous that people everywhere recognizes you and addresses you with name, bump into Link and he'll say "Oh Mr. Marston. Excuse ''me'', Mr. Marston!" in a rather suggestive tone as well. That or "Kiss me. You won't regret it. Hehehe."

** Edgar Ross' similar attempt: ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis "DO.YOU.SPEAK.ENNNGLISSSH?!"]]''

* Irish calling John a "feck ugly man".

--> '''Seth:''' (to himself) Have you looked in the cave, Seth? (In weird, feminine voice) No, it's very dark.

--> '''De Santa:''' Welcome to Mexico, amigo!

---> '''Irish:''' ''So long, John Marston. You're an angry and a feck-ugly man... but not a bad one.'''