History Funny / RabbitFire

'''Daffy:''' ''(a massive cartridge lodged in his scalp)'' I know, '''I KNOW!!!'''

* Elmer reveals that [[EvilVegetarian he's a vegetarian]], and that he only hunts for the sport of it:

* ''"IT'S WABBIT SEASON."'' ''"DUCK SEASON."'' ''"WABBIT SEASON!"'' ''"DUCK SEASON!"'' ''"WABBIT SEASON!!"'' ''"DUCK SEASON!!''' ''"WABBIT SEASON!"'' ''"[[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason WABBIT SEASON!]]"'' ''"DUCK SEASON!!''' ''"WABBIT SEASON!"'' "[[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason I say it's DUCK SEASON]], and I say FIRE!"

* "No more buwwets"
-->'''Elmer:''' Hey, you! Come back here! ''(tries to shoot Daffy, but nothing happens)'' Well, what do you know? No more buwwets!
-->'''Bugs:''' ''(utter delight)'' "No more buwwets?" Hey, laughing boy! No more buwwets!
-->'''Daffy:''' ''(hurrying back)'' No more buwwets? ''(snatches rifle from Elmer's hands)'' Here, let me see that thing! Hmm... ''[[ArtisticLicenseGunSafety (looks straight down the barrel)]]'' '''[[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace (BLAM)]]'''
-->'''Elmer:''' ''(overjoyed)'' Well, what do you know? [[OneBulletLeft One buwwet weft!]]
-->'''Bugs:''' ''(equally overjoyed)'' "One buwwet weft?" Hey, laughing boy! There was...
-->'''Daffy:''' ''(a massive cartridge lodged in his scalp)'' I know, '''I KNOW!!!'''

-->'''Daffy-as-Bugs:''' Ehh, what's up, doc? Having any luck with those ducks? It's duck season, you know.
-->'''Bugs-as-Daffy:''' Justh a darn minute! Where do ya get that "duck thseason" thtuff?
-->'''Daffy-as-Bugs:''' Says so right over there on that sign, you-re-so-smart!
-->''(the sign reads "RABBIT SEASON OPEN")''
-->'''Daffy-as-Bugs:''' You know what to do with that gun, doc! ''(Elmer shoots him)''
* Elmer argues that he hunts "for the sport of it":
-->'''Bugs''': ''(indignant)'' Oh yeah?! Well, there's other sport besides hunting, you know!\\

''[Elmer shoots him; Bugs stands besides him like giving Daffy a disapproving look]''\\

-->'''Elmer''': Ewephant gun?
-->'''Bugs''': That's right, Doc. So why don't you go shoot yourself an elephant? (sinks down back to his hole)
-->'''Elephant''': (standing behind Elmer) You do and I'll give ya SUCH a PINCH! (hammers Elmer to the ground neck high before storming off)

-->'''Elmer:''' [[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]

-->'''Elmer:''' ''(overjoyed)'' Well, what do you know? One buwwet weft!

* ''"WABBIT SEASON."'' ''"DUCK SEASON."'' ''"WABBIT SEASON!"'' ''"DUCK SEASON!"'' ''"WABBIT SEASON!!"'' ''"DUCK SEASON!!''' ''"WABBIT SEASON!"'' ''"[[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason WABBIT SEASON!]]"'' "[[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason I say it's DUCK SEASON]], and I say FIRE!"

-->'''Daffy:''' ''(hurrying back)'' No more buwwets? ''(snatches rifle from Elmer's hands)'' Here, let me see that thing! ''[[ArtisticLicenseGunSafety (looks straight down the barrel)]]'' '''[[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace (BLAM)]]'''

* Elmer argues that he hunts because he's "a sportsman":
-->'''Bugs''': ''(indignant)'' Oh yeah?! Well, there's other sports out there besides hunting, you know!\\
'''Daffy:''' ''(wearing a tennis player uniform)'' Anyone for tennis?\\
''[Elmer shoots him; Bugs stands besides him like giving Daffy a disapproving look]''\\
'''Daffy:''' ''(groggily)'' Nithe game...

* Daffy attempts to disguise himself as Bugs to trick Elmer, only for Bugs to appear dressed as Daffy. Bonus points for Creator/MelBlanc managing to have two of his characters imitate each other ''while still actually sounding like themselves''.

* The third DuckSeasonRabbitSeason gag is particularly funny: Bugs just says "rabbit" while moving the gun in a circle so it still points to him, and Daffy grabs it away and immediately screams "DUCK! Fire!".

* Daffy attempts to disguise himself as Bugs to trick Elmer, only for Bugs to come appear dressed as Daffy. Bonus points for Creator/MelBlanc managing to have two of his characters imitate each other ''while still actually sounding like themselves''.

-->'''Bugs''': ''(indignant)'' Oh yeah?! Well there's other sports out there besides hunting, you know!\\

'''Daffy:''' ''(groggily)'' Nithe game.

-->'''Elmer:''' [[OhCrap Uh oh.]]

* Daffy attempts to disguise himself as Bugs to trick Elmer, only for Bugs to come appear dressed as Daffy. Bonus points for Creator/MelBlanc managing to have two of his characters imitate each other ''while still actually sounding like each other''.

-->'''Bugs-as-Daffy:''' Justh a dark minute! Where does he get that "duck thseason" thtuff?

* The third RabbitSeasonDuckSeason gag is particularly funny: Bugs just says "rabbit" while moving the gun in a circle so it still points to him, and Daffy grabs it away and immediately screams "DUCK! Fire!".

'''Daffy:''' Nithe game.

'''Daffy:''' Nice game.

* The third RabbitSeasonDuckSeason gag is particularly funny: Bugs just says "rabbit" and Daffy immediately screams "DUCK! Fire!".

-->'''Elmer:''' [[OhCrap Oh oh.]]