History Funny / PuppetHistory

* The Professor's dino parents mention that they used to be in a polyamorous throuple with an invertebrate and are briefly sidetracked reminiscing about how flexible he was. When Dinosara fondly mentions that she could "just fold him like origami" and her partner confirms he would do the same, there is no telling whether it's an UnusualEuphemism or whether the two just literally really enjoyed folding him, making for some pretty hilariously weird mental images.

* [[SeenItAll Neither The Professor or Ryan react to a insane murderous glitching copy of themselevs/a pair of puppet dinosaurs suddenly in the booth respectively with little more then a bemused "who is that?/who are they?" ]]

* Aria has an inopportune laughing fit trying to explain a weird image he once saw while Ryan shares that he's squicked out by skinning, prompting Ryan to ask what's wrong with him.

* The ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''-style roleplaying sequence complete with dice rolls wherein Ryan and Maya are tasked with describing how they'd kill an invincible and mystical white tiger like Trung Trac is said to have done. Unsurprisingly, given his status as the show's ButtMonkey, Ryan is told that his attempt to strangle the beast wouldn't do squat despite him rolling an 18. Then Maya takes her turn with a much more outlandish slaying involving stuffing food the tiger tells her he's slightly allergic to down his throat… only for the tiger [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome To remind her that he said he's only "slightly" allergic and inform her she'd succeed in giving him a slight throat tickle before he bit her hand off.]]
* The episode ends with TheReveal of what happened to the Professor ''after'' he was eaten by the tyrannosaurus at the end of Season 4: he was reborn from an egg to [[InterspeciesRomance a couple consisting of the T-Rex and her pterodactyl husband]], who are voiced by former show guests Joyce and Garrett in manners reflective of their respective smoothly irreverent and {{Keet}}-y personalities. It is as wild and hilarious as it sounds.

* In another moment that's equal parts unsettlingly and hilariously strange, the episode starts with Ryann voicing concern about the box by the stage, and the Professor shouts at him and Ryan for it before silently staring them down. Ryan goes and starts the silent treatment, too… and the Professor begins hissing at him again, this time backed by a noise like a distant, distorted roar.
* The musical guest is a happy cloud who sings about how great it is to visit the sky and fly!.......and stops mid lyrical break to reveal casually to Ryan and Ryann he knows who committed the JFK assassination.

* The skit revealing what made Robert Liston such a great surgeon for his time between the options of him being unusually mentally sharp, him having the steadiest hands in the business, and him being… a very large man. It depicts two patients waiting in line to see him who have conflicting accounts on the first two points, who then find him walking out to greet them in the form of a puppet that's ''twice the size'' of either of them.
* Shane finally shows up in the Puppet History universe....as a completely disinterested producer who tells ''Satan'' he's not right for the show, reacts to the Professor's seeming revival with a joyful need to tell [[BitingTheHandHumor Nord VPN]], and delivers the hologram Professor's package while VOCALLY saying he's not going to get involved. He even greets his good pal Ryan, on walking onto the show set to find him ''tied to a chair,'' with a casual "Hey, buddy!" as if he considers the sight of him ''about to get murdered'' to be ''eccentric'' more than concerning.

* Shane finally shows up in the Puppet History universe....as a completely disinterested producer who tells ''Satan'' he's not right for the show, reacts to the Professor's seeming revival with a joyful need to tell [[BitingTheHandHumor Nord VPN]], and delivers the hologram Professor's package while VOCALLY saying he's not going to get involved. He even greets his good pal Ryan, on walking onto the show set to find him ''tied to a chair,'' with a casual "Hi, buddy!" as if he considers the sight of him ''about to get murdered'' to be ''eccentric'' more than concerning.

* Shane finally shows up in the Puppet History universe....as a completely disinterested producer who tells ''Satan'' he's not right for the show, reacts to the Professor's seeming revival with a joyful need to tell [[BitingTheHandHumor Nord VPN]], and delivers the hologram Professor's package while VOCALLY saying he's not going to get involved.

* [[spoiler: Shane finally shows up in the Puppet History universe....as a completely disinterested producer who tells ''Satan'' he's not right for the show, reacts to the Professor's seeming revival with a joyful need to tell [[BitingTheHandHumor Nord VPN]], and delivers the hologram Professor's package while VOCALLY saying he's not going to get involved.]]

* The ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''-style roleplaying sequence complete with dice rolls wherein Ryan and Maya are tasked with describing how they'd kill an immortal and mystical white tiger like Trung Trac is said to have done. Unsurprisingly, given his status as the show's ButtMonkey, Ryan is told that his attempt to strangle the beast wouldn't do squat despite him rolling an 18. Then Maya takes her turn with a much more outlandish slaying involving stuffing food the tiger tells her he's slightly allergic to down his throat… only for the tiger [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome To remind her that he said he's only "slightly" allergic and inform her she'd succeed in giving him a slight throat tickle before he bit her hand off.]]

* The Professor tasks Ryan and Sara (who is a professional artist, which Ryan points out as a point of unfairness) with drawing the Beast of Gevaudan based on descriptions from the time, their attempts to be scored based on how much they terrify him. Sara shows her drawing and earns eight jellybeans. When Ryan shows his...

** Also when Ryan amends his statement to the Professor being "blue Grover", and the Professor angrily points out that ''Grover is already blue''.

* From the comment section of this episode:
--> if Keith thinks childbirth is “the wettest you’ll ever be” then he’s clearly never seen the professor in an olympic leotard.

* Given their shared interest in basketball, Ryan and Garrick spend the majority of the episode trading references in response to the story. The Professor similarly spends the majority of the episode trying to keep up with references he doesn't understand.

* Ryan snickering at the Professor for saying the phrase "[[InherentlyFunnyWords penal]] code". When called out on it, he doesn't hide it.

* Ryan snickering at the Professor for saying the phrase "[[InherentlyFunnyWords penal]] code". When called out on it, he doesn't downplay it.

-->'''Ryan:''' [[HaHaYouSaidX You said… "the penal code"…]]

* At one point, Jermaine gets up to take a physical jellybean from the Professor's satchel in celebration of one of his right answers and gives him a thank-you scratch on the chin before he returns to his seat. Without missing a beat, the Professor makes a couple of small duck- or frog-like sounds in… approval?

* The Professor tasks Ryan and Sarah (who is a professional artist, which Ryan points out as a point of unfairness) with drawing the Beast of Gevaudan based on descriptions from the time, their attempts to be scored based on how much they terrify him. Sarah shows her drawing and earns eight jellybeans. When Ryan shows his...

* During the climax where everything's going nutty Sarah's only commentary during the event is to [[CaptainObvious state the thing she's looking at out loud]].
-->'''Sarah''': That's a Devil!

* Ryan hears something falling over off set… which suddenly receives playback in the style of ''Ghost Files'', complete with him providing voiceover.