History Funny / Pucca

-->'''Doctor''': Congratulations! It's a little ninja!

* In "Cat Scratch Fever", Abyo runs over Tobe while dressed as Tobe. Doubly funny when one learns [[Creator/LeeTockar Lee Tockar]] voiced both characters.

-->It's the Mooncake Mountain Taming Festival\\

-->'''Tobe''': "He who reads this shall explode." There! That's all you had to -- (OhCrap look on his face and then he explodes.)

-->'''Abyo''': Man, I sure hope there's a monkey in there!

-->'''Abyo''': Hmmm, Hockey, maple leaf, beaver...these are all clues! So the bad guys must be from...Spain! (Beaver whacks him) Holland? (Whack) Eg-(whack) Mustarbeak (whack) uh...(whack) Argentine? (Whack) Ooooh, Canada.

-->'''Ho''': [[VisualPun A red herring]]! Oh, I hate that guy.

-->'''Ssoso''': Are we not civilized men and lovers of yogurt? Settle your differences on the field in a series of physical challenges.
-->''(Garu and Tobe consider it)''\\

* In "And the Band Played Rong", Tobe's plan against Garu during the jingle competition is to detonate several tons of explosives underneath the stage when he comes on. One of his ninjas brings a rubber duck instead, and Tobe [[EnragedByIdiocy understandably storms off]]. When they all inevitably botch the plan, Tobe's next plan is to humiliate Garu with beat poetry about how much he sucks.

** During a chase sequence, Jean-Pierre snatches a bowl of rice from Ssoso. Ssoso just digs into the table hard enough to ''splinter off pieces and eat them'' with his chopsticks, none the wiser.

** During a chase sequence, Jean-Pierre snatches a bowl of rice from Ssoso. Ssoso just ''digs into the table hard enough to splinter off pieces and eat them'' with his chopsticks, none the wiser.

** Hilariously, when the ninjas decide to go through with the original plan anyway, the rubber duckie becomes instrumental for activating the explosives. ''Somehow'', they get it to work as a receiver for a remote detonator.

* In "And the Band Played Rong", Tobe's plan against Garu during the jingle competition is to detonate several tons of explosives underneath the stage when he comes on. One of his ninjas brings a rubber duck instead, and when they all inevitably botch the plan, Tobe's next plan is to humiliate Garu with beat poetry about how much he sucks.

'''[[HeroicMime Pucca]]''': ...

''(Pucca arrives for her seat, and Santa refuses to budge from it. Pucca just angrily tosses him aside.)''

'''Abyo:''' Hey! Woah, Santa! That seat's for Garu!\\
'''Santa:''' ''(now'' '''''seething''''' ''as he moves to the next seat)'' I'm going to have to make a ''third'' list. Naughty, Nice, and... and Rude!\\

--->'''Ching:''' Y'know, Pucca, we still need a singer. You should do it; [[TakeOurWordForIt you've got such a pretty voice]].\\
'''[[HeroicMime Pucca]]:''' ...

* In "Gold Medal Garu", which takes place in ancient Greece, Tobe challenges Garu to another fight and Ssoso, who is Socrates suggests they take it to the arena in a series of sports. Only he adds this at the end:

* In "A Better Boyfriend", Ching tries to get Abyo to see her as his girlfriend by giving him a bowl of mustard dumplings, but he's allergic to mustard, causing the top of his head to grow to enormous size. Later, Ching figures that boys like girls who have a sense of humor, so when Abyo tells her that Santa fell down a well, Ching keeps laughing at everything he says until [[LosingYourHead her head comes off]].

-->'''Ching:''' Y'know, Pucca, we still need a singer. You should do it; [[TakeOurWordForIt you've got such a pretty voice]].\\

* In "And the Band Played Rong", Tobe's plan against Garu during the jingle competition is to detonate several tons of explosives underneath the stage when he comes on. One of his ninjas brings a rubber duck instead, and when they all inevitably botch the plan, Tobe's next plan is to humiliate Garu with beat poetry about how much he hates him.

-->'''Ching:''' Y'know, Pucca, we still need a singer. You should do it; you've got such a pretty voice.\\

* In "A Better Boyfriend", Ching tries to get Abyo to see her as his girlfriend by giving him a bowl of mustard dumplings, but he's allergic to mustard, causing the top of his head to grow to enormous size. Later, Ching figures that boys like girls who have a sense of humor, so when Abyo tells her that Santa fell down a well, Ching keeps laughing at everything he says until [[LosingYourHead her head comes off]].

-->''(Garu and Tibe consider it)''\\

* In "A Better Boyfriend", Ching tries to get Abyo to see her as his girlfriend by giving him a bowl of mustard dumplings. However, he's allergic to mustard, causing the top of his head to grow to enormous size. Later, Ching figures that boys like girls who have a sense of humor, so when Abyo tells her that Santa fell down a well, Ching keeps laughing at everything he says until [[LosingYourHead her head comes off]].

* In "A Better Boyfriend", Ching tries to get Tobe to see her as his girlfriend by giving him a bowl of mustard dumplings. However, he's allergic to mustard, causing the top of his head to grow to enormous size. Later, Ching figures that boys like girls who have a sense of humor, so when Abyo tells her that Santa fell down a well, Ching keeps laughing at everything he says until [[LosingYourHead her head comes off]].

* In "Gold Medal Garu", which takes place in ancient Greece, Tobe challenges Garu to another fight and [=SSoso=], who is Socrates suggests they take it to the arena in a series of sports. Only he adds this at the end:
-->'''[=Ssoso=]''': Are we not civilized men and lovers of yogurt? Settle your differences on the field in a series of physical challenges.

* Any time Pucca does her angry walk, such as in "Chicken Spots" when she goes to get [[ItMakesSenseInContext a crowing Garu off her roof.]]

* The running gag (which is sadly cut from the American version but is still on the DVD version) of Dada peeing his pants.

'''Ssoso''': ''(with a nervous look on his face'') Or in togas...

** He finally gets his face back... but it's upside down.

''(Garu and Tibe consider it)''\\
'''Ssoso''': And you can do it [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked.]]

* In "Gold Medal Garu", which takes place in ancient Greece, Tobe challenges Garu to another fight and [=SSoso=], who is Socrates suggests they take it to the arena in a series of sports. Only he adds this at the end

''[=Ssoso=]'': And you can do it [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked.]]

''[=Ssoso=]'': ''(with a nervous look on his face'') Or in togas...

* In "Gold Medal Garu", which takes place in ancient Greece, Tobe challenges Garu to another fight and SSoso, who is Ssocrates suggests they take it to the arena in a series of sports. Only he adds this at the end
-->'''Ssoso''': Are we not civilized men and lovers of yogurt? Settle your differences on the field in a series of physical challenges.

'''Ssoso''': And you can do it [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked.]]

'''Ssoso''': ''(with a nervous look on his face'') Or in togas...

''(Pucca arrives for her seat, and Santa refuses to budge from it. Pucca just angrily tosses him aside.)''

* In "Chop Chewie", everyone is panicking because there are no more chopsticks and they can't eat noodles, Dada finds a fork and suggests that they use it. Everyone laughs at him.

* Pucca goes overboard with her sewing in "Woolen Warrior" and ends up using things like Master Soo's beard or Abyo's pants, which ends with him naked.
* Muji opens a treasure chest. He thinks it's gold. Turns out it's a goldfish.
-->'''Muji''': Goooooooooooooolllllllddddddd - fish.

* In "Cat Scratch Fever", Abyo runs over Tobe while dressed as Tobe. Doubly funny when one learns [[Creator/LeeTockar Lee Tockar]] voices both characters.

* Abyo runs over Tobe while dressed as Tobe.

* Whoever loses the ping-pong tournament is forced to wear the Sundress of Shame. By the end of the episode, everyone in the stands is wearing one.

%%** Abyo using Garu's skeleton-less body as a candy bag.\\

%%-->'''Master Soo''': That's not cute, that's not cute at all.\\

%%-->'''Tobe''': I... uh... meant to do that.\\

* "Secret Santa" has Garu fanboying over going to sit on Santa's lap, even though he and everyone else see him just about every day.\\

%%** Garu hitting Tobe as he tries to power up.\\

* The fact that Santa is a recurring character and is doing odd jobs every episode.
* [[TooDumbToLive Tobe's ninjas. That is all.]]
** "We strike like lightning." (Looks to see all the ninjas making snow angels) "Fools! I said strike like lightning! Not make snow angels!"
** When trying to attack Garu, they all run off a cliff.
*** To put that into context, they had assumed "Lemming Stance".
** When Tobe is angry about the lack of snow for his snow tank, a ninja is sniffing a flower in the background. When Tobe sees him, the ninja proceeds to stomp on the flower.
** "My ninja army will break me out soon enough. Why I bet they are devising a escape plan as we speak." [[GilliganCut Cut to them jumping rope.]]
** Tobe tells them to attack anyone in a costume if things go wrong. So when the time comes, they see each other wearing Groucho Marx glasses and attack each other.
** Dressing up as nurses at the hospital.
** Using explosives as bongos.
** When they see Garu stuck to Tobe, they instantly attack them. Tobe tells them to not fight Garu and they all start crying.
-->'''Ninja''': My life has lost all meaning!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I want Garu's noodle!"]]

* Garu's increasingly insane efforts to get rid of the flower in "Flower Power", even going as far as to strap it to some dynamite and doing an insane-happy dance when he thinks it's gone.
* What's the one thing that can scare Garu on Halloween? Pucca in a bride costume.
** Abyo using Garu's skeleton-less body as a candy bag.
* Evil Ching defaces a poster of Master Soo and gives him things like devil horns and a mustache. Cue the real Master Soo coming over and looking exactly like the poster.
* Master Soo sees Pucca walking by and greets her saying she's a cute little girl. Then she shows him the broken lever to the weather machine and he looks to see it going haywire.
-->'''Master Soo''': That's not cute, that's not cute at all.

* Some of the dreams in "Dream On".

*** Pucca putting the queen headpiece on Tobe before he wakes up.
* Tobe's ninja stars hitting [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy everywhere EXCEPT the target with Garu's face on it]].
-->'''Tobe''': I... uh... meant to do that.
* Black Powder is explaining his backstory when Red Lantern sends him flying and he gets eaten by a whale.

* "Secret Santa" has Garu fanboying over going to sit on Santa's lap.
** Even funnier when you realize that they make such a big deal over waiting in line for him and Garu fanboying for him even though they see him just about every day.
* "Why would anyone wear an eagle on their head?" Says the girl who [[HypocriticalHumor always has a chicken on her head.]]
* Abyo trains with what he thinks is the ancient ninja master's manual, when in reality it is a book Pucca made for Garu that mixes fighting and kissing. The results are Abyo kissing a punching bag and almost kissing Tobe. The moves have to be seen to be believed.

** In the completed cut of "Misplaced Face", the faceless Abyo is instead ''completely naked'' -- but thankfully covered with a CensorBox -- throughout some of the episode. At one point, however, Ching pulls him offscreen too fast and the box flies off and hits Pucca in the face. She quickly pulls it off and gags.

* The gang is stuck in prehistoric times and an asteroid is heading for them. It doesn't do anything when it finally hits and Abyo wonders what killed the dinosaurs if the asteroid didn't. Abyo sneezes and all of the dinosaurs begin sneezing too. They all died because of a sneeze.

-->'''Tobe''': "He who reads this shall explode." There! (OhCrap look on his face and then he explodes.)
* Tobe is trying to fire a torpedo at Garu, only to find that the torpedo shoot is filled with clothes. He tells his ninjas that it is not a laundry shoot and to wait until he is done to fire one. They mishear him and think he said "Fire one" and launch a torpedo while he is still in there.

* Tobe's account of what "really" happened in "Trial by Fury".
** Garu is called to the stand and it cuts to after he finishes and Master Soo says "Yeesh, I thought he would never shut up!"
* Tobe takes so long to power up his ultimate ninja move that he asks his ninjas to go get Garu and to come back in 10 minutes. Days pass and he wonders where they are. Apparently the ninjas forgot their task and went to a hot spring.
** Garu hitting Tobe as he tries to power up.
* Everyone is panicking because there are no more chopsticks and they can't eat noodles, Dada finds a fork and suggests that they use it. Everyone laughs at him.

*** Then he ends up throwing an exploding daruma at him.

** After Pucca defeats Ringring, all seems well. Until Dada comes back in a giant robot for revenge... [[CurbStompBattle and then Ringring falls back down from the sky and crashes into the robot, effectively destroying it.]]
* Tobe's ninjas use toothpaste instead of nuts and bolts for his robot and the head rams into his lair. It still stands and Tobe sighs in relief...then it burst into flames.
** The ninjas try to find jobs. They work as waiters at the Goh Rong but eat the food instead of bringing it to the customer.
** When they try to be police. There are no words to describe it except EpicFail.
* Pucca runs past Tobe and one of his ninjas while [[ItMakesSenseInContext carrying the moon]]. We get this line:
-->'''Tobe''': Is that girl mooning us?
** Pucca and Garu switching roles.
* Garu freaks out when Abyo eats a cookie shaped like him.
* All of Chang's attempts to get Ching a new head pet in "Cuckoo Love".

---> ''(In the circus tent, Santa approaches a seat he thinks is his, next to Ching. However...)''\\