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** At one point, Jon, Ryan, and Medz start discussing the [[UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance GBA Video]] cartridges that had hyper-compressed cartoons stored on them. After some digging around, he finds one in his house that includes [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "Pizza Delivery"]], which he obviously plays (after some initial trouble getting around its incompatibility with the Game Boy Player). Everyone then spends a good chunk of time laughing [[https://clips.twitch.tv/StormyPhilanthropicNewtHeyGirl laughing]] at both how awful the footage looks because of all the compression and how much hot water this'll put them in with Twitch and [=YouTube=]'s copyright systems. This ultimately culminates in [=TrojanHorse711=] sending Jon [[spoiler:[[https://clips.twitch.tv/BusyCulturedFinchWow a copy of the old raid video]], compressed and fitted onto a fully functioning GBA ROM]].
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*** At one point, the game gives Jon an incredibly OffModel drawing of Franchise/KingKong; Jon promptly ends up [[https://clips.twitch.tv/FastFunCookieStoneLightning laughing his ass off]] at the fact that the game took the time to include his gorilla tits, [[NippledAndDimed nipples and all]].
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** At one point, Jon, Ryan, and Medz start discussing the [[UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance GBA Video]] cartridges that had hyper-compressed cartoons stored on them. After some digging around, he finds one in his house that includes [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "Pizza Delivery"]], which he obviously plays (after some initial trouble getting around its incompatibility with the Game Boy Player]].Player). Everyone then spends a good chunk of time laughing at both how awful the footage looks because of all the compression and how much hot water this'll put them in with Twitch and [=YouTube=]'s copyright systems. This ultimately culminates in [=TrojanHorse67=] [=TrojanHorse711=] sending Jon [[spoiler:[[https://clips.twitch.tv/BusyCulturedFinchWow a copy of the old raid video]], compressed and fitted onto a fully functioning GBA ROM]].
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** The stream is even more glitchier than usual, with Firefox crashing at almost the two-hour mark and causing Jon to have to restart the stream. It was so bad that it caused Discord to act up!At one point, even ''Discord'' goes down.
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** Kermit rapping. Jon was in hysterics.
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*** During the actual game, Jon and chat spend a lot of time giggling over the odd cheers the in-game teams give whenever they win. "Very Special!" manages to strike a particular cord with Jon.
** Braden sent in a movie detailing Jon's issues with chat when he was playing''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV''.
''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV''. To the tune of ''Funiculi Funicula''. With the [[RunningGag "Please no Spoilers"]] Ditty as the chorus. Cue the ''VideoGame/SpiderMan2'' and ''WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}'' jokes!
** At one point, Jon, Ryan, and Medz start discussing the [[UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance GBA Video]] cartridges that had hyper-compressed cartoons stored on them. After some digging around, he finds one in his house that includes [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "Pizza Delivery"]], which he obviously plays (after some initial trouble getting around its incompatibility with the Game Boy Player]]. Everyone then spends a good chunk of time laughing at both how awful the footage looks because of all the compression and how much hot water this'll put them in with Twitch and [=YouTube=]'s copyright systems. This ultimately culminates in [=TrojanHorse67=] sending Jon [[spoiler:[[https://clips.twitch.tv/BusyCulturedFinchWow a copy of the old raid video]], compressed and fitted onto a fully functioning GBA ROM]].
** During a round of ''Bugs Bunny: Lost in Time'', Jon gets caught by a pterodactyl enemy in the Stone Age level and dragged back a bit; chat takes quite a liking to Bugs' resultant [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingCrunchyCormorantMikeHogu "WOO"]] sound clip.
*** Later, Jon learns that he can kick down a tree to open a path. Then [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklingObliviousKumquatSuperVinlin this]] happens.
** The last game of the night is ''[[Franchise/TheMuppets Muppets Party Cruise]]'' for the UsefulNotes/NintendoGameCube. The sheer mention of it alone sets chat ablaze, but the game itself (unlike some other ''Muppets'' games) fully lives up to the hype:
*** One of the first things Jon does is mess around with the in-game menu options, leading to the rather [[https://clips.twitch.tv/FrigidConcernedDumplingsBuddhaBar impressive]] sight of Kermit's "Ahoy There!" voice clip going off like a machine gun. Ryan and Medz immediately mention how much fodder this'll grant Dalton.
*** Jon and the co-comms get a kick out of the TotallyRadical exclamations when one character gets the correct answer.
** *** At one point, Jon decides to check out the game's credits, and discovers that it features Kermit rapping. Jon was in hysterics.'''[[https://clips.twitch.tv/HedonisticCorrectHornetHassaanChop rapping.]]''' ''Everyone'' is left bewildered by this, with one chat user outright comparing it to [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic "Amish Paradise"]] the second time it comes up.
** Braden sent in a movie detailing Jon's issues with chat when he was playing
** At one point, Jon, Ryan, and Medz start discussing the [[UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance GBA Video]] cartridges that had hyper-compressed cartoons stored on them. After some digging around, he finds one in his house that includes [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "Pizza Delivery"]], which he obviously plays (after some initial trouble getting around its incompatibility with the Game Boy Player]]. Everyone then spends a good chunk of time laughing at both how awful the footage looks because of all the compression and how much hot water this'll put them in with Twitch and [=YouTube=]'s copyright systems. This ultimately culminates in [=TrojanHorse67=] sending Jon [[spoiler:[[https://clips.twitch.tv/BusyCulturedFinchWow a copy of the old raid video]], compressed and fitted onto a fully functioning GBA ROM]].
** During a round of ''Bugs Bunny: Lost in Time'', Jon gets caught by a pterodactyl enemy in the Stone Age level and dragged back a bit; chat takes quite a liking to Bugs' resultant [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingCrunchyCormorantMikeHogu "WOO"]] sound clip.
*** Later, Jon learns that he can kick down a tree to open a path. Then [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklingObliviousKumquatSuperVinlin this]] happens.
** The last game of the night is ''[[Franchise/TheMuppets Muppets Party Cruise]]'' for the UsefulNotes/NintendoGameCube. The sheer mention of it alone sets chat ablaze, but the game itself (unlike some other ''Muppets'' games) fully lives up to the hype:
*** One of the first things Jon does is mess around with the in-game menu options, leading to the rather [[https://clips.twitch.tv/FrigidConcernedDumplingsBuddhaBar impressive]] sight of Kermit's "Ahoy There!" voice clip going off like a machine gun. Ryan and Medz immediately mention how much fodder this'll grant Dalton.
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** The first game of the night is VideoGame/GotchaForce, and Jon has a blast making fun of the [[NarmCharm ridiculous voice acting.]] Mana has it the worst, so naturally Jon picks her as his partner in almost every fight.
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** The first game of the night is VideoGame/GotchaForce, ''VideoGame/GotchaForce'', and Jon has a blast making fun of the [[NarmCharm ridiculous voice acting.]] Mana has it the worst, so naturally Jon picks her as his partner in almost every fight.
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** Kermit rapping. Jon was in hysterics.
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** The stream is even more glitchier than usual, with Firefox crashing at almost the two-hour mark and causing Jon to have to restart the stream. It was so bad that it caused Discord to act up!
** The first game played (''Tower 57'') has UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln as one of the playable characters. The second game, ''Win, Lose Or Draw'' starts off with the pause screen drawing Abe. This makes Jon wonder if that will be this stream's running theme.
** Braden sent in a movie detailing Jon's issues with chat when he was playing ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV''.
** Jon and the co-comms get a kick out of the TotallyRadical exclamations when one character gets the correct answer.
** The stream is even more glitchier than usual, with Firefox crashing at almost the two-hour mark and causing Jon to have to restart the stream. It was so bad that it caused Discord to act up!
** The first game played (''Tower 57'') has UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln as one of the playable characters. The second game, ''Win, Lose Or Draw'' starts off with the pause screen drawing Abe. This makes Jon wonder if that will be this stream's running theme.
** Braden sent in a movie detailing Jon's issues with chat when he was playing ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV''.
** Jon and the co-comms get a kick out of the TotallyRadical exclamations when one character gets the correct answer.
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** The first game of the night is GotchaForce, and Jon has a blast making fun of the [[NarmCharm ridiculous voice acting.]] Mana has it the worst, so naturally Jon picks her as his partner in almost every fight.
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** The first game of the night is GotchaForce, VideoGame/GotchaForce, and Jon has a blast making fun of the [[NarmCharm ridiculous voice acting.]] Mana has it the worst, so naturally Jon picks her as his partner in almost every fight.
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** [=MasterTimeThief=] is at it again with another egg video. [[BrickJoke It also crashes immediately after Jon plays it.]]
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** [=MasterTimeThief=] is at it again with another [[https://youtu.be/4LSSPQuRzAY?t=49m24s egg video. video.]] [[BrickJoke It also crashes immediately after Jon plays it.]]
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** A donation message was simply the [[StockShticks very old joke]], "I just flew in from Chicago, and boy are my arms tired!" On it's own? Not funny. Donated by someone with the name "[[spoiler:[[ADateWithRosiePalms I Masturbate On Planes]]]]"? ''Hilarious''.
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*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RSelmv2SlA Now in animated form]]
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* Fortune Cookie: One Week to TwitchCon Edition
** While playing ''Mario's Early Years: Fun with Numbers'', the game started to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/GleamingColdStapleCorgiDerp fade and flicker]], and eventually the screen went black! Jon and co-comms are completely befuddled.
** While playing ''Mario's Early Years: Fun with Numbers'', the game started to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/GleamingColdStapleCorgiDerp fade and flicker]], and eventually the screen went black! Jon and co-comms are completely befuddled.
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* Jon ended up playing ''VideoGame/BadRatsTheRatsRevenge''.
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* Spring Snow Edition
** Jon ended up playing ''VideoGame/BadRatsTheRatsRevenge''.
** Jon ended up playing ''VideoGame/BadRatsTheRatsRevenge''.
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** Jon plays ''[[VideoGame/StarWarsEpisodeIRacer Star Wars: Racer Revenge]]'' and refers to the game's currency, truguts, as "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts truck nuts]]". [[ButWaitTheresMore That's not the funny part]]. The next game played is ''VideoGame/TheDogIsland'', and Jon shows just how much living with LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} has affected him by giving his dog the very Lucah-worthy name of "Trucknuts [=McFucknuts=]", causing Lucah to burst out laughing upstairs. And the ''entire name'' appears every time any character mentions it in the game, meaning it just gets funnier.
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** Jon plays ''[[VideoGame/StarWarsEpisodeIRacer Star Wars: Racer Revenge]]'' and refers to the game's currency, truguts, as "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts truck nuts]]". [[ButWaitTheresMore That's not the funny part]]. The next game played is ''VideoGame/TheDogIsland'', and Jon shows just how much living with LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} has affected him by giving his dog the very Lucah-worthy name of "Trucknuts [=McFucknuts=]", [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SassyComfortableMilkFloof causing Lucah to burst out laughing upstairs.upstairs]]. And the ''entire name'' appears every time any character mentions it in the game, meaning it just gets funnier.
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** The last game of the night, ''[VideoGame/{{Trapt}}'', manages to garner a good amount of amusement before it even starts thanks to Jon pointing out the protagonist's [[https://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Trapt-5-Resized.jpg odd choice of outfit]], which leaves her right tit exposed (though she does have a bra on). It doesn't take long before this loose mammary gets dubbed the "party boob."
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** The last game of the night, ''[VideoGame/{{Trapt}}'', ''VideoGame/{{Trapt}}'', manages to garner a good amount of amusement before it even starts thanks to Jon pointing out the protagonist's [[https://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Trapt-5-Resized.jpg odd choice of outfit]], which leaves her right tit exposed (though she does have a bra on). It doesn't take long before this loose mammary gets dubbed the "party boob."
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** The last game of the night, ''[VideoGame/{{Trapt}}'', manages to garner a good amount of amusement before it even starts thanks to Jon pointing out the protagonist's [[https://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Trapt-5-Resized.jpg odd choice of outfit]], which leaves her right tit exposed (though she does have a bra on). It doesn't take long before this loose mammary gets dubbed the "party boob."
*** The game itself doesn't disappoint either, thanks to the central mechanic of using increasingly over-the-top traps to kill enemies. Two particular highlights include [[https://clips.twitch.tv/GrossGoldenGrassShazBotstix a killer clock]] and a boulder that can be rolled down slopes and then [[https://clips.twitch.tv/RacyComfortablePuppyRedCoat sent back up]] with a spring trap.
*** The game itself doesn't disappoint either, thanks to the central mechanic of using increasingly over-the-top traps to kill enemies. Two particular highlights include [[https://clips.twitch.tv/GrossGoldenGrassShazBotstix a killer clock]] and a boulder that can be rolled down slopes and then [[https://clips.twitch.tv/RacyComfortablePuppyRedCoat sent back up]] with a spring trap.
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** A member of the chat giving an out-of-context QuoteMine of something Ryan said[[note]]"there are a couple of games I like to throw up", meaning on the Fortune Cookie[[/note[[ sparks a bizarre conversation between Jon and the co-coms about vomiting as a hobby.
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** A member of the chat giving an out-of-context QuoteMine of something Ryan said[[note]]"there are a couple of games I like to throw up", meaning on the Fortune Cookie[[/note[[ Cookie[[/note]] sparks a bizarre conversation between Jon and the co-coms about vomiting as a hobby.
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** A member of the chat giving an out-of-context QuoteMine of something Ryan said ("there are a couple of games I like to throw up", meaning on the Fortune Cookie) sparks a bizarre conversation between Jon and the co-comms about vomiting as a hobby.
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** A member of the chat giving an out-of-context QuoteMine of something Ryan said ("there said[[note]]"there are a couple of games I like to throw up", meaning on the Fortune Cookie) Cookie[[/note[[ sparks a bizarre conversation between Jon and the co-comms co-coms about vomiting as a hobby.
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** "VideoGame/ShovelKnight" also comes up, and Jon fires up Butt Mode. HilarityEnsues.
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** "VideoGame/ShovelKnight" ''VideoGame/ShovelKnight'' also comes up, and Jon fires up Butt Mode. HilarityEnsues.
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** Bassmaster2000[=Bassmaster2000=]
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** One of Jon's donators sends him a ''novel-length'', FanDumb AuthorTract about how Jon should treat the intelligent and incredibly talented [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] with more respect (as he chooses to phrase it) and how Jon's holding up a DoubleStandard for treating Chugga like shit for his quirks while tolerating [[LetsPlay/NintendoCaprisun Tim's]] [[{{Catchphrase}} catchphrase]] of "In the bathroom!" Jon then calls the donator out for [[{{Hypocrisy}} treating Tim like shit for his quirks]] during his rant. What really makes this funny is the chat's complaints over the rant's length. Doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.
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** One of Jon's donators sends him a ''novel-length'', FanDumb AuthorTract about how Jon should treat the intelligent and incredibly talented [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] with more respect (as he chooses to phrase it) and how Jon's holding up a DoubleStandard for treating Chugga like shit for his quirks while tolerating [[LetsPlay/NintendoCaprisun Tim's]] [[{{Catchphrase}} catchphrase]] {{catchphrase}} of "In the bathroom!" Jon then calls the donator out for [[{{Hypocrisy}} treating Tim like shit for his quirks]] during his rant. What really makes this funny is the chat's complaints over the rant's length. Doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.
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** After winning the X cup as Bio-Rex in ''[[VideoGame/FZero F-Zero X]]'', Jon looks away from the TV to converse with his guests. When he looks back at the screen, he starts [[{{Corpsing}} corpsing]] because all that's there is Bio-Rex saying "Don't judge me by my appearance."
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** After winning the X cup as Bio-Rex in ''[[VideoGame/FZero F-Zero X]]'', Jon looks away from the TV to converse with his guests. When he looks back at the screen, he starts [[{{Corpsing}} corpsing]] {{corpsing}} because all that's there is Bio-Rex saying "Don't judge me by my appearance."
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** Also in ''Racer Revenge'', Jon [[https://clips.twitch.tv/EnticingGoldenJaguarCoolCat reading out]] the LongList of player characters with typically silly Episode 1 alien names, in an EscalatingPunchline manner which Jon quickly compares to Reb Brown's MST3K aliases in ''Space Mutiny''. The names "Wan Sandage" and "Tizdick" are particular highlights.
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** Also in ''Racer Revenge'', Jon [[https://clips.twitch.tv/EnticingGoldenJaguarCoolCat reading out]] the LongList of player characters with typically silly Episode 1 alien names, in an EscalatingPunchline manner which Jon quickly compares to Reb Brown's MST3K aliases in ''Space Mutiny''. The names "Wan Sandage" and "Tizdick" "Tzdick Wrantojo" are particular highlights.
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** Also in ''Racer Revenge'', Jon [[https://clips.twitch.tv/EnticingGoldenJaguarCoolCat reading out]] the LongList of player characters with typically silly Episode 1 alien names, in an EscalatingPunchline manner which Jon quickly compares to Reb Brown's MST3K aliases in ''Space Mutiny''.
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** Also in ''Racer Revenge'', Jon [[https://clips.twitch.tv/EnticingGoldenJaguarCoolCat reading out]] the LongList of player characters with typically silly Episode 1 alien names, in an EscalatingPunchline manner which Jon quickly compares to Reb Brown's MST3K aliases in ''Space Mutiny''. The names "Wan Sandage" and "Tizdick" are particular highlights.
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** While Jon was playing Wii Bowling, Tenmar joked about calling Nintendo because of how Jon was playing. He then asked what Nintendo's number was, Jon said a phone number, and then Jon was shocked that the number he said was the actual number for Nintendo Support that he remembered all the way back as a kid.
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** While Jon was playing ''[[VideoGame/WiiSports Wii Bowling, Bowling]]'', Tenmar joked about calling Nintendo because of how Jon was playing. He then asked what Nintendo's number was, to which Jon said responded with what he thought was a phone random 1-800 number, and then Jon was shocked only to find out that the number not only did he said was manage to list off the actual number for Nintendo Support that he remembered all the way back as a kid.kid, but it's also '''still in operation'''.
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* '''ProtonJon:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Why is Mexican Ghost Rider trying to hump Juan?"]]
* '''ProtonJon:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Why is Mexican Ghost Rider trying to hump Juan?"]]
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** At the end of playing ''Racer Revenge'', Jon discovers there is art in the game for a podracer in the style of Darth Vader's TIE Fighter. The co-comms then create some Star Wars headcanon that [[GoKartingWithBowser Vader occasionally heads back to Tatooine in his Star Destroyer to take part in Podraces for old time's sake]].
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** At the end of playing ''Racer Revenge'', Jon discovers there is art in the game for a podracer in the style of Darth Vader's TIE Fighter. The co-comms then create some Star Wars headcanon that [[GoKartingWithBowser Vader occasionally heads back to Tatooine in his Star Destroyer to take part in Podraces for old time's sake]].sake]].
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** While Jon was playing Wii Bowling, Tenmar joked about calling Nintendo because of how Jon was playing. He then asked what Nintendo's number was, Jon said a phone number, and then Jon was shocked that the number he said was the actual number for Nintendo Support that he remembered all the way back as a kid.
* Fortune Cookie: Usual Descent Into Madness Edition
** While Jon was playing Wii Bowling, Tenmar joked about calling Nintendo because of how Jon was playing. He then asked what Nintendo's number was, Jon said a phone number, and then Jon was shocked that the number he said was the actual number for Nintendo Support that he remembered all the way back as a kid.
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While moments that occur in LetsPlay/ProtonJon's [[Funny/ProtonJonLivestreams Twitch streams]] can be hilarious, the Fortune Cookie streams have so much that they needed their own page.
* An early Fortune Cookie stream has Jon playing ''VideoGame/MonsterRancher 2'', where Jon's monster happens to be a living wall who Jon names it "{{LetsPlay/Pcull44444}}". Later on, the chat is saying that Pcull (the monster thankfully...) may die soon so Dan gives Jon this line.
-->'''Dan''': [[Literature/OldYeller No Ma... Pcull's MY wall. I'll do it.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4-55UhDNrKE#t=929 Jon explains he can't pay attention to messages]] because he has to concentrate on a hard ''F-Zero'' race. Patrick decides to troll him by setting him a fake algebra problem to distract him. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard Jake then gets him back on Jon's behalf]] by setting Patrick a ''real'' calculus problem, which Patrick then proceeds to actually start solving while Jon continues to race.
* [[https://youtu.be/xYjEA7Un7u0?t=1058 In the first ever Fortune Cookie stream]], while playing ''Sonic Advance 2'' Jon claims to be a "[[BuffySpeak Professional]] ''Film/SpaceJam'' [[BuffySpeak Song Knower-er]]".
* Jon plays a [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys Runaway Guys]] Dating Sim
-->'''Jon''': The problem with bringing up streaming something stupid to the livestream chat is that they want to actually see said dumb thing.
** Right before playing this game, someone asks Jon if he was trapped on an island, and he had a choice between being alone forever or being with LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} forever, which would he pick. Jon chooses [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming being with Chugga]], on account of him actually not being too hyper when only one other person is around and saying he would actually be useful in that type of situation. Cue someone in the call with him...
--->[[DeadpanSnarker Just in case a boat passes by]] [[NoIndoorVoice three miles away?]]
* Playing VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 on a Retron, he accidentally kicked the cartridge, which caused it to fail to connect to the console properly. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CIBrncUxwg This is the result.]] WARNING: May induce seizures.
** The ''very beginning''
--->'''Proton Jon:''' Okay, we're gonna play SUPER BGGAGABGABAYU. ...Ooon the NES.
*** Made better by the fact that his co-commenters ''had no idea of what was happening'', they could only hear Proton speaking.
** All the glitched text forming nonsense words that sound vaguely German or Japanese...
*** The end-of-level message that reads "YOU GOT A EARD!" instead of "YOU GOT A CARD!", which Jon reads as "YOU GOT A BEARD!"
*** Toad's strangely poetic comment "Pntttptnpn to a faraway land" in a mushroom house.
*** Jon reading the on-screen text "WRCCIXR G1 WRP ZINR!"
** As commenters point out, Jon gets screwed over by invisible coin blocks...[[CallBack again]].
** Jon notes that a glitched 1-up appears in the game as the letter P and comments "[[ThatCameOutWrong Man, I got a P!]]"
** Jon plays up to World 8 because he wants to see what glitched Bowser looks like...[[SpringtimeForHitler only for the game]] to ''start healing itself'' enroute.
** It starts glitching again a bit later, and Jon has to get up to Bowser while being unable to see the lava for the glitches...[[spoiler:and Bowser turns out to be perfectly normal]].
** in addition to the glitchiness, Somehow in the midst of the chaos, Jon's soundboard when someone subscribes changes from "YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG" to [[VideoGame/MortalKombat MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!]]
** Jon reads out the heavily glitched credits as best he can, then the game resets...and the title screen has reverted to normal, to his surprise.
** Jon reading from the comments "Jon beat World 4, but it's still anyone's gurflgrgl!"
** On the same note as that "You will give us an ERGGUURGH?!"
** One of the subscribers during the livestream tells Jon "I thought you weren't doing any more ROM hacks", causing Jon to laugh and respond with "Touche".
* During a game of ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' with LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}}, LetsPlay/DanTheEnigma, and [=PsychoticGex=] (the latter of whom were teamed up for sake of having room for all 4 players), Lucah ended up temporarily [[RageQuit leaving the skype call]] for all of 2 minutes. Meanwhile, Jon, Dan, and Gex are just laughing their asses off.
** To give some context as to why that happened: the group is playing the game in hotseat multiplayer, relaying their decisions for Jon to carry out via Skype. On the second puzzle of the session, after a few turns as normal, both "Gex the Enigma" (the team of two) and Lucah both figure out the puzzle while Jon (who was already in the lead) doesn't have a clue. Jon spins for Gex, and gets a Bankrupt. He then spins for Lucah, and lands on a Miss a Turn. The other two already call shenanigans, only for Jon to pick another letter, realize the answer, but spin one more time for score... [[spoiler: he lands on the jackpot space and immediately secures it. The other three promptly rage, Lucah getting so vitriolic she actually drops the call.]]
** Later, the chat actually made a ''[[CrackPairing Lucah/Mexican Pizza]]'' fanfic!
* In some other ''Wheel of Fortune'' matches, Jon wins the final prize of "FUN" while guest John ([[InsistentTerminology with an H]]) wins "the Eiffel Tower" (according to Jon slightly misinterpreting the prize cutscenes).
** And then [[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Jake]] wins "the Pyramids, and a boat, and some water for the boat to go in".
* At one point Jon ended up streaming Superman 64 due to the game he was supposed to play not working and with the night's stream being titled "Hopefully Not Breaking My Games For Once" edition you'd expect the game to break. [[spoiler:Jon's computer crashed instead]]
* At 1 hour 24 minutes into this stream, Skitch accidentally says "that episode of ''Film/FaceOff''" instead of 'that movie'. This segues into Jon and the others discussing a hypothetical spinoff series of ''Film/FaceOff'' where Creator/NicolasCage takes on a different face and persona every week and has to help people, similar to ''Series/QuantumLeap''.
** Around 3:30, Jon calls out [=LiamSixx=] for previously saying he lived 3 hours away from Jon in Alberta, and now saying he only lives 1 hour away. Liam defensively says he got it wrong...
--->'''Liam:''' Look, which direction is Medicine Hat from you?\\
'''Jon:''' [[CrazyAwesome ...EVERY direction!]]
** And then Lucah, who's stayed quiet, dismisses all this as "Canadian talk".
* The Fortune Cookie gives Jon the original 8-bit ''SuperMarioBros'' as one of his choices and the chat favours that one. He's worried because he hasn't played it "since before the N64 came out", but after a few touch-and-go moments, manages to beat it. Happily he celebrates with a soundboard clip...
-->'''Soundboard:''' DIS! APP! OINT! ED!\\
'''Jon:''' ...That was not the sound clip I wanted!
* Jon moves house and for his first stream in his new house, he starts out with ''The New Tetris''. He sets up a game with the hardest-level AI 'to see how long I can last' and comments on how he only expects the game to last two or three minutes, especially given how he's got to converse with the chat at the same time and isn't paying much attention to the game. Then, in the middle of him saying this, the game abruptly ends-
-->'''Jon:''' ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome I WON?!]]'' [[BigWhat WHAT?!!]]
* After LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} and [=LiamSixx=] had both done speedruns on their own channels that night, Jon decides to do his own speedrun... [[spoiler: Color A Dinosaur]]. ''And people start subscribing as he does it''.
* Jon plays ''Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular'' and becomes obsessed with trying to beat the seemingly impossible pole vault. He finally manages it...due to looking away from the screen at the crucial moment.
* During ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist'':
-->(After Jon says 'Liam has the best stories')\\
'''[=LiamSixx=]''': [Chat says] "Liam, tell me a bedtime story". "Everybody died. The end."\\
'''Jon:''' That story sucks!\\
'''Liam:''' "...And they lived happily ever after".\\
'''Jon:''' That's a much better story.
** Later, while Jon is fighting Pizza Monsters that look like xenomorphs:
--->'''Liam:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Why does every alien in the history of aliens always look like ]] ''[[ShapedLikeItself Alien]]''?
* During the first stream of 2014 (a Fortune Cookie stream), somebody subscribes with the name "[=YouWillGiveMeAnEggDotCom=]". Jon thinks the name is funny enough on its own, but then somebody gets the idea to try the URL, and finds that it redirects to Jon's Twitch page.
** The ''Anime/SailorMoon'' fighting game. Highlights include the story Jon makes up to complement the first cutscene (acting as though he's translating the Japanese text), his bafflement at the brutality of the grabs (headbutts, slaps, ''[[WrestlerInAllOfUs powerbombs]]''), Chibi Moon "eating" the opponents face, [=DanTheEnigma=] continuously questioning why Tuxedo Mask is on the continue screen in the chat, and somebody pointing out the ContrivedCoincidence of struggling against Sailor Mercury, when [[CallBack earlier in the stream]] he was struggling against the similarly named Mercurius in a Gundam fighting game.
** Speaking of struggling against Mercurius, he expresses frustration with one move in particular, which he dubs the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Erection Shield"]].
** The Barbie game. From their reactions to the acting, to Lucahjin saying "clean My Balls" (their name for the pony) and the chat going wild with it, to Jirard showing up in the chat and treating the pony washing as a competitive sport.
** Jon plays ''Bomberman 64: The Second Attack''. First he accidentally refers to it as ''Bomberman Act Zero: The Second Attack'' out of habit, and then the first bit of dialogue in the game refers to "picking up an unusual egg", [[ContrivedCoincidence fitting hilariously well with the established running gag]].
* During one of his streams in October, someone (or multiple people) kept subscribing to his channel. This wouldn't be anything strange, except that 20 or so of them were all variations on Chugga's username, puns/jokes involving his username, and one that was simply "Chugga Wants An Egg". Jon and the chat was wondering if Chugga was doing this on purpose to see how many eggs Jon would give him before he asked him to stop. Jon didn't stop because (a) Either way he was getting 5 bucks a subscription and if whoever was doing it wanted to keep giving Jon money then so be it, and (b) he thought it was hilarious.
* I Can't Hold All These Choices Edition
** Jon ended streaming ''VideoGame/{{Drakkhen}}'', for one specific reason:
-->'''Jon''': [[FrickinLaserBeams LAS]][[RuleOfCool ER]] [[PantheraAwesome PAN]][[ItMakesSenseInContext THER!]]
** During Jon's stream of [[VideoGame/ShikigamiNoShiro Castle Shikigami 2]], Jon and the chat makes a sudden realization that the character he's playing as is voiced by Chris [[Creator/RogerCraigSmith Red]][[VideoGame/ResidentEvil field]].
-->'''Jon''': [[BigYES YES!]]
** Jon's determination to play City Escape while streaming VideoGame/SonicGenerations. (He then played the original City Escape after finding out that the Generations remake was not as good as the original and got a D rank.)
** All of VideoGame/McPixel (starts around 1:52:50)
-->'''Jon''': That was not the solution.
* {{LetsPlay/Lucahjin}} was over at Jon's house to hang out on the Jan. 25th stream (Haven't Come Up With A Subtitle Edition), at one point ''VideoGame/KatamariDamacy'' came up and things got very surreal;
** Skitch brought up the "Ban Doge" petition on the government website, and went on a nearly fifteen minute insane, rambling improvised story about a teacher whose life was ruined because of Doge, by the end of it Jon and Gex are both awestruck.
*** Halfway through, Gex interrupts to mention that a new subscriber has signed up with the username "John Doge Johnson", then name of the teacher in Skitch's story.
** Lucah (who may or may not have been groggy from lack of sleep) went into a berserker rage at Jon's poor play, concluding with her playing the next round and screwing up ''even worse''.
** And then Gex, [[ButtMonkey Poor Gex]]. He meant to say "knack", but his words slipped and he accidentally blurted out the N-word. Lucah's fake offense was a bit too real and Gex sulked off. What followed was several minutes of Lucah pleading him to come back, even saying "It's okay! I'm racist too!". Trainwreck would be a bit of an understatement for how it goes from there.
* VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs Winning the straw-poll vote.
* "Bird, Bird, Water!!"
** Meanwhile, the chat just blows up with puns:
--->'''[=Zach110=] & [=Pikmin3411=]''': Laser Raven!\\
'''Ninjapupftw''': DEATH WATER.
* The RunningGag that "Jon's audience hates Contra" - whenever a Contra game appears as a straw poll option it gets under 5% of the vote, much to Jon's bafflement.
* The "Non-Titanfall" stream reveals just how [[LargeHam large a ham]] [[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] is: according to Jon, every time he screams on {{LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys}}, they mute his mic, but it's so loud ''everybody elses mics'' picks up the sound instead.
** Near the start, Jon plays ''Ghostbusters'' and a commenter points out that he's [=ProtonJon=] using a Proton Stream on a [=ProtonJon=] Stream.
--->'''Jon:''' We have officially become too meta.
** Jon gets annoyed that people are asking about Superman 64 when there's an update about it "right under the stream", prompting this:
--->'''LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} (singing, as Sebastian from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''):''' Under da stream, under da stream! There is an update, about Su-per-man, under da stream!
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/WarOfTheMonsters'' after a confused mess of straw polls, during which Pcull [[GodwinsLaw accuses Jon of being Hitler]] for restricting straw poll use, and Jon's fans promptly make photoshops about it. Then, during the game, after Jon (playing as Magmo) uses the phrase "[[Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond Everybody Loves Magmo]]", he and Pcull conceive a sitcom about giant monsters. "It ain't easy being thirty feet tall! ([[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud LAUGH TRACK]])"
* Jon ended up playing ''VideoGame/BadRatsTheRatsRevenge''.
* At the start of his "Pre-PAX Panic" stream, Jon keeps coming up with excuses to put off starting the game (GoatSimulator) because he wants to keep listening to an awesome remix of the [[VideoGame/SonicAndKnuckles Flying Battery Zone music]] that someone linked him to.
** At 1:50, Jon uses his 3DSes to take pictures of his stream, creating a DivideByZero infinity effect.
** At 2:40, Jon (playing ''VideoGame/JakXCombatRacing'') somehow manages to [[EpicFail fail the tutorial]].
* From "Misfortune Cookie Test Stream":
** Jon starts out playing the ''Robocop'' game by the same people who made ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'', and it turns out to be almost as bad.
** Then he moves on to the main point of the night, doing a Fortune Cookie but then choosing the winners with different methods such as the ''last'' place game winning, or the third place, etc. [[HilarityEnsues However]], for his first one the Cookie decides to troll him by ''continuously'' giving him [=RPG=]s as options (which Jon won't use because they take too long to get going).
** Jon plays "Overlord" and guest Tenmar creeps him out by talking about Jon while imitating the sycophantic sidekick's voice in that game.
** Jon "plays" ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' (actually spending most of the time fooling around with the minigames) and [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]] with laughter whenever he sees Duke's wooden animations in the mirror, especially when he twirls a swivel chair. When he goes to the gallery of images from the first game he remembers that the villain was called "Dr. Proton" (and Duke just refers to him as "Proton" in dialogue), leading to some fun moments. Then at the end of the session we get this:
--->'''Jon:''' I guess we're done with Duke Nukem Forever.\\
'''Jewker:''' [[QuipToBlack You might say we're done with Duke Nukem]]...''[[IncrediblyLamePun forever]]''.\\
(Jon [[SlowClap Slow Claps]] Jewker for almost a minute)
** One of the options on the next Cookie is ''[[VideoGame/{{VirtualON}} Virtual-ON Oratorio Tangram]]'', which Jewker refers to as "Virtual Ontario Tangerine".
* In "Fortune Cookie Back Home Edition":
** Jon accidentally mutes his mike and doesn't realise because guest commentator DanTheEnigma apparently seems to be replying to his comments without actually hearing them. Dan declares himself "the King of Predictions".
** Jon plays ''Animal Crossing'' for the first time, names his character "Wesker♪" and his town "Eggtopia".
---> '''Jon (as Wesker♪)''': This tree represents life, [[LargeHam just like I will control all YOUR lives!]]
** The HurricaneOfPuns from the chat based around the idea that Dan wants to get a job purely so he can afford to buy a Wii U. Made even funnier when [[WebAnimation/MattNDusty ThatAmericanSlacker]] asks Dan if there's any photos of him to photoshop. Dan obliges, HilarityEnsues.
** Jon tells stories about events that happened while he was with The Runaway Guys including Chuggaaconroy ripping his pants while trying to imitate a fan video of their Mario Paty four Let's Play, Tim ripping a huge fart in the middle of a restaurant twice, and Chugga using a toy rocket laucher as a penis pump.
*** Whenever Jon would start telling one of these stories, Slacker would post [[http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/150/8/5/uncle_jon_story_time_by_thatamericanslacker-d7kegei.jpg this pic]] in the chat.
* "Fortune Cookie: Remembering What Home Is Like Edition":
** Tom Fawkes relentlessly uses his mic's voice changer to bring a slew of jokes, such as seductive [[{{Franchise/Transformers}} Megatron]] and [[LargeHam THE VOICE OF GOD]]. Points for when he impersonates Psycho Mantis and quickly points out it wasn't a mic effect, but rather just speaking into a cup.
** Later on Skitch gets in the call and becomes a Speak & Spell
--->'''Speak & Spell Skitch:''' You. Will. ''Give.'' Me. An. Egg.
** The madness that was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB9-FSC4WCk Freddi Fish]]. '''"Time to sacrifice my friends to the Blood Fish God!"'''
*** With Jon saying the dialogue in silly voices and Lucah egging him on; Freddi sounds like he's faking enthusiasm and Grandma Grouper sounds like Dr. Claw.
*** Lucah claims to have 300 hours logged on the game on her Steam account. Tom assumes it's a silly joke, checks, and is rendered speechless when he finds out she's serious.
*** At around 25 minutes into the video, Jon starts smelling weed from his apartment window (especially amazing because he says he lives in a fairly tall building), which eventually spawns a "420bubbleit" comment. It gets to the point that he thinks his computer's high since it rarely registers his clicks.
*** Jon claims that Grandma Grouper's icon on the sign looks like 'old [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Donatello]]' and then they proceed to name her after a different Ninja Turtles character every time, such as Grandma Shredder or Grandma Rocksteady.
*** The real kicker is when he goes to quit the game, and Luther goes "Freddy! I'm melting!"
---> '''Jon (in character as Freddi)''': I don't care that you're melting!
*** Stare into the void, and it says hi.
** The first game Jon plays is ''VideoGame/KirbyAirRide'' after the chat's previous obsession with it (see above) and he starts a new file with nothing unlocked. After his first race...
--->'''Jon:''' I unlocked something, what did I unlock? [[LargeHam I UNLOCKED]] ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome CONFETTI!]]''
** At the chat's suggestion, Tom tries to imitate Jon's Waluigi voice, but it turns into a SurferDude / "Film/BillAndTed" Waluigi.
--->'''Jon ([[MindScrew as Tom as Jon as Waluigi]])''': Eh! Waluigi! I'm gonna go get some gnarly waves, dude!
** Jon plays ''Sonic Adventure 1'' and Tom claims that Dr Eggman was renamed Robotnik in America because of the RedScare. This leads to he and Skitch having a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic deep and meaningful discussion about Cold War symbolism in Sonic]], in which they claim Tails represents the Chernobyl disaster (as he has two tails), Knuckles is Communist China, Shadow is the CIA and Rouge is apartheid South Africa.
--->'''Tom:''' This is the worst conspiracy theory ever!\\
'''Skitch:''' Or the ''best.''
* "Fortune Cookie: Haven't Finished Unpacking Yet Edition":
** Jon starts out by playing a Contra game before the first cookie, as it's the only way his "Contra-hating audience" will ever let him play one.
** Gex orders a pizza, and uses a straw poll to have the chat viewers pick which pizza chain he should order from, what toppings he should have, and [[OverlyLongGag which slice he should eat first, based on compass directions]].
** The chat's FlatWhat reaction when Jon shows them just how bad ''Resident Evil Gaiden'' is after they vote for it.
** ''[=CrossworDS=]'' beating out ''VideoGame/SurgeonSimulator2013'' by only 216 votes, and consequently beating ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsII'' in viewership.
*** After it wins the straw poll, Jon loads up ''[=CrossworDS=]'' only to remember that it's displayed sideways on the DS screen and so appears turned ninety degrees on the stream.
** ''Personal Trainer: Walking'' winning with 50% of strawpoll votes, and beating ''[[VideoGame/DarkSouls Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition]]''.
** During a game of ''Wheel of Fortune'' with Gex and Tom while backloggery was down, we get a truly epic example of GoodBadBugs. After Gex guesses the final letter of the puzzle, he suddenly only has 2 seconds to solve it. It switched over to Tom's turn... [[spoiler:[[HilarityEnsues and the timer started counting]] '''[[HilarityEnsues up]]''']]. The three of them simply stare at the screen for a solid twenty minutes laughing, complete with people sporadically subscribing, Jon playing ''every single sound on his computer'' as a response, and the [[spoiler: timer going past '''''1000''''']]. It got to the point where Jon specifically limited what games they could play just so it could keep going, and replaced the egg sound with the Wheel of Fortune jingle for the rest of the night. The cherry on top? The one exception to the [=RPG=] rule, ''{{VideoGame/Chrono Trigger}}'', '''[[HolyShitQuotient showed up in the Fortune Cookie for the very first time afterwards]]'''.
--->'''Random Person in chat:''' Who would have thought that ''Surgeon Simulator'' would be the '''low point''' of tonight?
** The best part? Jon left the game running after the stream finished and [[spoiler: '''[[https://twitter.com/Proton_Jon/status/496591200452096000/photo/1 the timer actually broke 10,000.]]''']]
* In the following "Never Trust a Timer" stream, Jon starts off with ''VideoGame/SonicBlastMan 2'' and initially plays as the character Captain Choyear, who he [[InsistentTerminology constantly refers to as]] "[[VideoGame/StreetFighter Guile]]" and then discovers that his uppercut attack looks rather like someone cheering, leading to the RunningGag of Jon putting on a cheerleader voice while playing as him.
** There's also Sonic Blast Man's "AH FAT FUH FRIDDUM" 16-bit voice clip.
** Jon has to leave early so he sets his Otacon alarm clock to remind him. It works...[[HilarityEnsues but he finds out there's no way to turn it off]].
--->'''Otacon:''' [[MostAnnoyingSound SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE!]]
* Jon streams a romhack of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time: Master Quest]]'' that replaces Link with Waluigi. After a while, he switches over to Fortune Cookie, only for ''Master Quest'' to show up in the ''first round'' of cookies and win with a commanding lead, so Waluigi's adventures continue... only to be impeached almost instantly.
** Jon plays the SNES ''Power Rangers'' game and the commentary and chat both dissolve into nostalgic discussions about the show and lampshading the RecruitTeenagersWithAttitude concept, until someone suggests Zordon should have recruited "a team of 18-Year-Old Jons with attitude". Cue the photoshops...
** Tom Fawkes' increasing bewilderment that the chat keeps picking his choice for game in almost every Fortune Cookie.
* From "Pre-Pre-PAX Prep Edition" stream:
** About to play ''VideoGame/PunchOut'', Jon leans over to reset his NES, knocks his desk and a Duke Nukem action figure falls on a Klaptrap model and knocks it onto Jon:
--->'''Jon''': Duke Nukem just threw a Klaptrap at me!
** Jon plays "Enter the Matrix" and manages to glitch it ''almost immediately'', getting the protagonist stuck in a door. He then proceeds to show off the mode where you play as anthropomorphic cars fighting each other, and has to fight himself with a contrioller in each hand as it's 2-player only.
* Jon plays ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'' for the first time ever. His ''very first'' item? '''''[[GameBreaker Polyphemus]].'''''
* From the "recharged bandwidth" Stream:
** Jon tells the story of how he was stopped by TSA customs and was delayed a ton going to PAX East, because of having a second suitcase full of the games for Thrown Controllers.
** After Jon responds to fan questions about 1) Chuggaaconroy's illness and 2) Twitch's new policy muting the sound from sections of the VOD files for streams that have copyrighted music:
--->'''Tom Fawkes (singing to the tune of "Sugar Sugar" by The Archies):''' Chugga! Dah dah dah dah dah dah! The VOD file is now muted! Dah dah dah dah dah dah!
** In ''Cooking Mama 4'', he aplies corn dogs on everything.
** In the Double Date game in ''Rhythm Heaven Fever'', the {{funny background event}}s that happen when a [[RunningGag football]] is kicked.
** ''VideoGame/ClockTower 2''
*** Alyssa touching 'a yellow liquid' (demon blood) coming out of a toilet.
*** Tom referencing the WebComic/AwkwardZombie Phoenix Wright comic.
*** Slowly opening/closing doors during a chase.
*** Getting killed by a falling painting.
** Having the stream muted because of the intermission music.
** ''Kirby 64''
*** Killing Adeline by touching her.
*** Him trying to get a DarthMaul lightsaber (spark + cutter), and failing.
*** His reaction to spark + fire.
*** ....and Dan posting a link to a clip from ''Dexter's Laboratory'' that's Dexter saying "my hair is on fire".
* During the "Back to Organized Chaos Edition" stream,
** Magic Pengel came up as option and then everything went to chaos shortly after the peaceful title screen music.
*** Jon and chat could not contain how [[IronicNurseryTune silly the opening theme of the game was.]] '''LA LA LA LA LA LA LA'''
---->'''Jon:''' WHAT IS THIS SONG? *hysterical laughing*
*** Later as he made his first Doodle, he somehow ended up making a taco, [[YourFavorite which was obviously named Lucah during the process.]]
---->'''Jon:''' I think we just drew a taco. I think we legit just drew a taco.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/DeadToRights''. The player character has a dog named Shadow, leading to several ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' jokes throughout the stream. For the last poll of the night, the last game that comes up is ''Shadow the Hedgehog'', much to Jon's amusement. The results of the Strawpoll were so skewed in that game's favor that its part of the results pie chart literally looked like Pac-Man.
** Speaking of which, Jon has never played the game before and the moment the intro started to play he cracked up laughing. He then came to the conclusion the game was bad after the second stage.
--->'''Jon:''' Too edgy for me man; I dunno if I can handle it. So much edge right now.
* From the 9/29/14 stream,
** Jon Starts out playing ''VideoGame/HyruleWarriors'', and then it comes up again 2 cookies later
*** And Ruto dying after drinking a health potion. She was even standing up in the Mission Failed screen.
** He also Plays NARC, a game where you can fail a mission by punching a fellow cop to death, come back to life by taking drugs, and kick a cop in the face while trying to take drugs.
** "VideoGame/ShovelKnight" also comes up, and Jon fires up Butt Mode. HilarityEnsues.
* During the "[=SpoooOOOOoooky=] Stream with Lucahjin"...
** Lucah was terrified as crap during Videogame/FiveNightsAtFreddys while Jon grew increasingly bored of it.
** Jon scared Lucah with his Xbox controller's vibrations by [[NothingIsScarier letting it vibrate on the coffee table]] during a cutscene in [[FatalFrame Fatal Frame II]].
** Later on, they were told about Mio's running animation after one of Jon's mods, [=EightEK=], telling Jon to mash the run button. The result was Mio "sliding" across the screens stuck on a frame of her running animation.
--->'''Jon:''' Tony Hawwwwwwkkkkk, eat your heart ouuuuuutttttt.
* From the "Countdown to Something Else Breaking" stream:
** Jon plays a Sesame Street edutainment game, and on the difficulty select screen keeps spamming [[MostAnnoyingSound Elmo saying "Easy!"]] over and over. Later when one of the minigames is set on the moon, [=MegaGWolf=] jokes that there are moon landing conspiracy theorists who claim "We never went to the moon, we just sent Elmo there instead!" He then finds a hilarious review of the game that claims it is set in a post-apocalyptic setting.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG46r3mANWE All of the Mario Mix DDR playthrough]] is hilarious (especially as Jon and his co-commentators all go from ironically to non-ironically liking the game as it goes on) but in particular when Jon reacts to the ending as [[spoiler:Bowser admits his goal was to use the Music Keys to cure his tone deafness. Jon claims that Bowser was Chugga all along]].
** Jon plays a game called ''Egg Mania'' and Skitch sarcastically suggests that the IdiosyncraticDifficultyLevels will be things like [[IncrediblyLamePun 'Over Easy' and 'Hard Boiled']]. He turns out to be ''absolutely right''.
** Sailor Moon R opens with a CallBack to when Jon played the Sailor Moon fighting game with him making up a silly story to go along with the intro sequence. Later, he discovers [[WrestlerInAllOfUs Jupiter still has the powerbomb]] from said fighting game.
* Jon tries to livestream some ''Halo Reach'', but the audio doesn't work for some reason. He loads up ''Fibbage'' to test the audio, and gets the hilariously unfitting lounge ''Fibbage'' music playing over ''Halo Reach''. He starts playing through the game with said unfitting music, laughing the whole time at how calm it is compared to the serious nature of the game.
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Why's Jon punching emus on an alien planet while elevator music plays in the background?]]"
** During the above moment, Jon is unaware that his punching is in time to the ''Fibbage'' music.
** He also doesn't realize that killing a civilian gets you attacked by the others. So he kills a civilian, and [[KnifeNut Emile]] kills him. Cue chat explosion about [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] killing him.
** For context, Tom Fawkes had been suggesting ''Halo Reach'' on the Fortune Cookie for ''months'', only for the chat never to pick it ([[TheGadfly it nearly won on one occasion just because Tom had been forced to drop out of the call and would have missed it]]). It finally won because ''[[ContrivedCoincidence it appeared as a random Cookie choice at the same time]]'' and the chat took it as a sign. Tom promptly took a photo of his joyful reaction, but the reflection off his glasses made it look like his eyes were staring in opposite directions.
* Pre-Magfest Prep stream:
** ''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts:''
*** The Infallacycle. Jon uses the robust vehicle editor to create the silliest car he can think of, and, well, he probably succeeded. He starts off by putting wheels ''everywhere'' on the thing, doing some minor tweaks so that it actually moves around. Afterwords, he gets excited at the thought of attaching jet engines to it, only to discover he only has one. He attaches it anyways, not even on center mind you, just to see what happens. [[spoiler: It flies. No teetering, no wobbling, no turning upside down. '''It just flies fucking perfectly''']].
*** Jon loads up [[TankGoodness a tank]].
---->'''Tom:''' Why does your tank have a jet engine?\\
'''Jon:''' Because! ''Would you not want a tank with a jet engine!?''
** The insane push from the chat to make the next game ''Revolt'' instead of ''Rhythm Heaven Fever'', going from 17% behind to 4% ahead.
** Bassmaster2000
*** The first 'day' he sets the air temperature to 100C, killing all the fish
*** One of Co-commentators ({{LetsPlay/Pcull44444}}) [[Main/RamblingOldManMonologue tells stories from 'back in his day']]
*** He manages to catch the same fish twice
* The sequel stream is called "Fortune Cookie: I Survived [=MAGfest=] & All I Got Were These Games Edition".
** The "Bad Mystrey Magfest game" ''just'' beats out Taiko Drum Master. [[spoiler: It's a Barbie game.]]
* Jon ends up playing VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend, as it was a joke pick from Lucahjin. He names his character [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Wesker Wesker]].
** Resulting in pictures like [[http://s29.postimg.org/ygrquvx0n/Weskberb.png this one]].
** When they get to the hyperactive Okosan, Lucah tells Jon that he's Chugga in bird form. Jon then has to come up with an appropriate voice for a character who [[PokemonSpeak only says "Coo!"]] over and over...
--->'''Jon-as-Oko-Chugga''': VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}, Xenoblade! Xenoblade!
** The RunningGag of Gex having PopculturalOsmosisFailure. He spends the ''entirety'' of the ''Hatoful Boyfriend'' session in a FunnyBackgroundEvent HeroicBSOD.
--->'''Gex:''' Why are there pigeons?\\
'''Jon''' ''(matter-of-factly)''''':''' Because it's a pigeon dating sim.\\
'''Gex:''' IT'S A WHAT??
** Later on in the stream, one of the choices is ''VideoGame/{{Spore}}'' on Steam. Immediately everyone guesses that will be the picked game. Dan forgets to put it in the Strawpoll link. In the fixed link, it's listed as "Spore (????)". Sure enough, it's the number one choice. Jon then starts a {{running gag}}:
--->'''Jon:''' SPOOOOOOOORE! For STEEEEEEEEAM!
** As per usual, Skitch manages to come up with a fake philosophical analysis for whatever game is being played with Gex and Tom joining. This time it's Mickey's Adventures in Numberland going from a goofy painting and cubism to Mickey in purgatory to the game being based of ''Literature/TheDivineComedy''.
* Fortune Cookie: Good To Be Home Edition
** BAZ comes up on cookie, but Mystery PAX Game comes from 14% below and beats it by 2%.
** They play a Winnie The Pooh Game, and Gex comes up with an AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the game's bees as a Mafia who have turned Pooh into a slave of debt in return for honey.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/SuperAmazingWagonAdventure'' and [[ItMakesSenseInContext Tom Fawkes sleeps with Barbie inside a Triceratops]].
** While Jon plays the Sega ''Batman'' game, Gex describes the plot of ''The Killing Joke''. He accidentally says that the Joker kidnaps "[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]" rather than Commissioner Gordon.
* Fortune Cookie: Questionable Choices As Always Edition
** Twitch allows streamers to note the game being played beneath the stream title. For this stream, Jon has it set to [[spoiler: [[Music/BackstreetBoys Games With Your Heart]].]]
** At first, the [=protonEgg=] emote wasn't showing up in the chat on Jon's end (just a white space), then it came back and [=protonWhat=] was a black box.
** [[{{Edutainment}} Learn With Pokémon: Typing Adventure]] gets derailed immediately when Jon notices that the announcer has a very British accent and calls out whatever keys he types. [[VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}} Including "\".]]
*** When Jon meets the character [[PunnyName Quentin Werty]], he decides "It's [[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Anime Jake]]!"
** Jon, Trev, and Khead acting out the various voices for the characters in PhoenixWrightAceAttorney.
** Jon ends up playing [[VideoGame/StreetFighterTheMovie Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game]]. HilarityEnsues.
*** Over the course of the game, Jon has to rely on spamming German Suplexes to win fights, so naturally with one of his mods (Dan) being a massive wrestling fan, and this stream coinciding with the day of ''[=WrestleMania=]'', he makes a [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar Suplex]] [[WebVideo/VideoGameChampionshipWrestling Counter]]. [[spoiler: From when Dan started counting, Jon hit FIFTY-SIX!]]
---->'''Dan (in-chat)''': [[Wrestling/PaulHeyman EAT! SLEEP! SUPLEX! REPEAT!]]
** The ending of the stream (and Street Fighter). Jon actually beats [[spoiler: Bison's second fight]] and for his efforts, gets to watch a music video as the credits. Jon, Trev, and Khead are all speechless. Then when Jon finishes watching it, he accidentally plays it again, exits out, throws his controller and accidentally starts up story mode again! Immediately afterwards, Jon RageQuit the stream out of frustration.
* From the Easter Stream, Jon plays Choice Chamber where the chat makes him over overpowered to all heck, then once he reached room 100, he told the chat to try and kill him. They gave him the worst weapon, making him jump constantly, and making bomb squirrels appear, and he managed to last until 15 rooms later, when the chat had to build a bridge, and one person put a block just high enough that Jon couldn't reach the other side.
** Jon plays ''Bucky O'Hare'' and after beating the first boss, Jon says in confusion that the character he's rescued looks like his 8-year-old self. The chat (obviously) proceed to combine this with the existing '18-year-old Jon' running gag by creating '8-year-old Jon'.
** Jon gets ''Wheel of Fortune'' as the first game in a Fortune Cookie and practically calls it as the winner right then and there, especially with Lucahjin and Villene present as the other two players. The cookie begs to differ, and proceeds to offer ''Skyward Sword'', ''Turtles In Time'', the Sega CD ''Cliffhanger'' '''and''' an RPG-rule-bypassing ''Paper Mario: Sticker Star'' as the next four. ''Wheel'' still wins, but it's by a much smaller margin than expected, and the chat explodes in response to the "best cookie ever".
** Jon then proceeds to win no money in the course of that game as Villene and Lucah dominate it, but he gives Villene the right answer for her prize question of 'garlic'. The game starts showing a clip of the moon and Jon jokes she's won a trip to the moon, ''only for that to actually turn out to be the prize'', to his astonishment.
--->'''Villene:''' This is the best present you've ever given me! Garlic in exchange for the moon!
* From the "I Tore Myself Away From Mortal Kombat X" stream, while Jon is playing the original ''VideoGame/MetalGear1'', Jewker is on co-commentary, and starts telling a story. Halfway through a sentence, he cuts out. Jon pauses the game to sort Skype out... and then ''Tom Fawkes'', who is a regular co-commentator but one that wasn't present, suddenly talking instead. Cue bafflement from Jon and the chat.
-->'''Jon:''' Well, that was unexpected! ...Let's try that again.\\
'''Tom Fawkes:''' There we go, it worked!\\
'''Jon:''' Wait, that's not the voice that was originally talking! ''[laughter]'' Hey, Tom!\\
'''Tom Fawkes:''' Hi. ''Oh!'' ...Wait.
* From the following "Barbie's Banned Edition" stream, late in the stream Jon plays ''100% Orange Juice'' along with Lucah, an online player with a much higher level of experience than any of them (Enemene, who did the art for the game), and Skitch - who has never played the game before. Skitch is quickly knocked down to one hitpoint and seems doomed...then rolls four 7s for attack in a row, killing both Enemene and Jon while he survives.
* From Subscriber's Fortune Cookie Night - Good Idea Gone Bad Edition, he makes a Wesker Egg in ''[[VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}} Scribblenauts Unlimited]]''. That explodes. '''To nuclear proportions'''.
** Scribblenauts also beat out BAZ.
* From the "Being Productive (?) Edition", Jewker convinces the chat to make Jon play the ''Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys'' game, with all of the quality expected from a Nintendo 64 game made by Titus. Highlights include the off-model images, attack animations, odd timer measurements, movable fire and a mudman jumpscare. In the end, the chat was initially amused but ultimately disappointed.
** The cookie offers ''Mario Party 6'' at one point, and Jon points out that it has been exactly one year since the fateful Runaway Guys stream that played the same game.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}'' and has an initially strong start before getting uncharacteristically stuck in level 9 and becoming increasingly irate at the game before he ragequits back to the Fortune Cookie. And then the first suggestion the Cookie gives is ''Battletoads in Battlemaniacs''.
* From the "Pre-E3 Edition" Tom and Jon made an agreement not to reveal spoilers about a recent leak for Smash 4. Cue Tom [[CannotKeepASecret very casually mentioning]] that [[spoiler: Ryu and Roy]] have been slated for release in the middle of the first game.
** Also from the same stream, from the makers of ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'', '''Hatris'''. To everyone's surprise, it turns out to be a pretty good game. It also managed to beat ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' on Twitch.
** Also during Hatris, Jon [[{{Corpsing}} completely lost it]] when Tom mentioned they had over 2100 viewers.
** Jon plays ''Super Spy Hunter'' as a mystery game, which he'd only recently heard of. Both he and the chat are awed by both how good the graphics are for an NES game and, especially, how insanely NintendoHard it is. Especially when it turns out that the ''first boss'' has three phases.
** During a giveaway of 100% Orange Juice, someone managed to put in the correct answer in the chat [[spoiler:...only for Page to point out that the person already had the game.]]
* From the "Wisdom Teeth Pain Watch Edition" Jon decided that because he didn't know how long he would be streaming, he decided to [[TemptingFate forgo the No RPG rule.]] Cue ''three'' [=RPGs=] in a row showing up on cookie.
** He gets three 1% rules in a row, so he enacts the 0% rule, where if 2 games have the exact same percentage, he plays the least voted game.
** The con stories
*** Emile getting stuck to a chair
*** Emile sitting in a chair that was under a shelving unit
*** Tim in a sumo wrestler stand up
*** Emile in a soccer lady Stand up
** Toward the end of the Q&A, Jon casually mentions the fact that he's dating Lucahjin, [[TemptingFate assuming everyone knew by now]]. The chat proceeds to positively ''detonate'' with surprised reactions.
** At the End of the Stream, Robocop got stuck
--->'''Jon:''' The engine just needed a little revving.
* From the Fortune Cookie: One Last Hurrah Edition (the last before Jon's big move):
** [[https://youtu.be/5DNGyvem2f0?t=92 OOTBALL!]]
** [=ProtonJon=] decided to let his viewers submit levels in SuperMarioMaker that they've made, with levels being picked at random. [[KaizoMarioWorld As you can imagine,]] [[NeverLiveItDown this was, in his words,]] [[TemptingFate "against [his] better judgement".]]
*** As the numbers are picked by number by either him or the moderators, it's more or less random which level gets picked. Jon decided to pick "[[SarcasmMode lucky number]] [[ThirteenIsUnlucky 13]]", and sure enough [[spoiler: the level selected was a port of the first level from Kaizo 1.]] Jon is actually ''stunned'' by the [[ContrivedCoincidence sheer coincidence at that happening.]]
*** Then one of the mods [[RulesOfTheInternet picks number 69]], [[FromBadToWorse a bad choice because]] [[spoiler: [[PlatformHell it's one of Panga's newer levels.]] Jon himself claims [[UpToEleven it puts the original Kaizo games to shame.]]]]
** A good chunk of the Galactic Wrestling was filled with Jon making fun of the announcer (who has the VA of James from Anime/{{Pokemon}}) short list of phrases during the matches.
--->'''Jon:''' "Will he be able to execute that extreme technique!?"
** After a heartwarming speech about his time in the apartment he's been living in over the past two years:
--->'''MegaGWolf:''' '''''WOW, WHAT A NERD.''''' [end of stream]
* "Fortune Cookie: Late For My Own Birthday Edition":
** The first game of the night, ''The Adventures of Batman and Robin,'' is one that Jon picked up from a con... and has "U R Stupid" engraved on it.
** Setting all the buttons to "Horn" in ''Dukes of Hazzard: Daisy Dukes It Out''.
** When Jon has trouble with the audio in a game, someone compares it to when Jon played ''Halo: Reach''. Jon decides to look up the Fibbage lobby music as a result... only for the first video to come up to be his stream of ''Halo: Reach''!
*** Following that, some of [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim's]] videos come up while Jon was searching for something to use.
** Jon plays ''Fighter Maker'', and eventually makes a character that winds up warping and sliding all over the place while making hilariously glitchy poses.
*** He spends some time tinkering with the legs on the character's model, and ends up making an animation where he throws a punch while his legs pivot around his body; or as Jon put it, "I think I've made Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme."
---->"Ugh, my groin hurts from staring at that!"
* From "Fortune Cookie: The True Meaning of Cyber Monday Edition":
** Jon's constant WTF reactions when playing ''Robocop 3'', especially the random upgrade screen with Robocop sitting in a chair.
*** Also his astounded realization that the game only gives you three lives. ''Total.'' Leading to this gem:
---->'''Jon''': ''(reading a chat comment through laughter)'' "Robocop has as many lives as he has prime directives!" ''(as himself, still laughing)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But he has four!]]
* From "Fortune Cookie: Pre-AGDQ Taking Over Twitch Edition":
** The first game Jon plays is the terrible SNES Simpsons game "Virtual Bart". The game's title screen involves a very short looping clip of a drumbeat followed by a LargeHam voiceover announcing the name of the game. Jon tries to read out all the names of re-subscribers and give them eggs even while this is going on in the background. Inevitably, "YOU WILL GIVE ME A VIRTUAAAAL BAAAART" becomes the custom egg sound of the night.
* From "Fortune Cookie: Always Bet on Bad Edition":
** The first game Jon plays, ''Pulse Racer'', which has the bizarre concept of cars powered by life force and whose drivers have heart attacks if they drive too fast. Jon got it for free, and 'still feels like he paid too much for it'.
** Jon's annoyance playing ''Sly 3'' that in a simultaneous button-pressing sequence, Bentley calls out "1, 2, 3" but actually hits the button on 2.
** After ''Train Simulator 2015'' wins a straw poll ([[HilarityEnsues obviously]]), [=MegaGWolf=] claims it takes up 8 gigabytes of disk space. This turns out to be wrong because the version Jon has doesn't have DLC - shocking [=GWolf=] who ''didn't know he had DLC''. Lucahjin also randomly cameos to yell at him about it.
* From "Fortune Cookie: An Autobiography Edition":
** Jon manages to break his desk by kneeing it, hitting the railing and taking down a drawer that just ends up tearing the whole thing down, sending splinters everywhere. This ends up becoming the biggest focus of the stream.
*** Chat decides to devote donations to buying Jon a new desk.
---->'''Mod Tenmar:''' Dear chat, today we are gathered here today in memory and celebration of @Protonjon 's desk. For many houses, [=ProtonJon=]'s desk has served Jon and us with the qualities that we should all strive to be. While we sit here at our own desks, let us all take a moment to thank our desks for the reliable service that they give us everyday as we enjoy our hobby of video games. [=ProtonJon=]'s desk maybe gone but it leaves us with treasured memories. We will miss you @Protonjon 's desk.
---->'''Jon:''' I taught it a lesson it will never forget.
*** He manages to get into a joking argument with LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} over it, with Jon [[InsaneTrollLogic alleging]] that Lucah telekinetically destroyed his desk.
*** Tom Fawkes dubs Jon "[[WebComic/OnePunchMan One-Knee Man]]"
---->'''Jon:''' ''[[AwesomeMusic/{{Anime}} ONE]] [[MemeticMutation KNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]]''
** Tom Fawkes decides to raid Jon at one point. [[RunningGag Countermeasures]] [[HilarityEnsues ensue]]
** Jon decides to get a game over in ''Top Gun: Fire at Will''. Each time he loses a life, an FMV pops up that essentially says "That sucked. Do better." When he ''actually'' gets a game over, it's a clip of an American flag ''that's not even at half-mast.''
*** Him shooting at the ground during his attempts is another level of hilarity on his own.
** Jon shouting that "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Yoshi's Cookie]] [[Film/SoylentGreen is made of people]]"
** On one Fortune Cookie, Jon says a game is for Xbox Live Arcade...and because he said the words, [[HilarityEnsues his Xbox One turns on and then initially won't turn off again]].
** Jon reads out Enemene's donation comic which is done as an interview in which he has to insert his own dialogue. [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud At first he just says "Insert dialogue here" as it says]]. Then, for some reason she switches to drawing him in a style that makes him think of the Music/{{Aha}} video "Take on Me", so Jon sings his answer to that question to the tune of the song.
--->'''Jon (singing)''': "So, needless to say...I go to store and buy lots of ga-ames...usually; [[MotorMouth withthedonationsyouguysgiveme]]. Some...times...I...have... ''(Have to spend my own)'' to...buy...expensiveones! ''(reallyexpensiveones!)'' I...spend...''toooo!''" ...way too high, gotta stop.
* From "Fortune Cookie: The Search for More Subtitles Edition":
** While playing the original ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors'', Jon picks Xiahou Dun and utterly [[CurbstompBattle curbstomps]] nearly every opponent by spamming the Epic Slash. Then [[ThatOneBoss Lu Bu]] shows up and repeatedly curbstomps ''Jon''.
** Each time Jon fights Lu Bu, he gets increasingly annoyed at his [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impalement]] [[ThatOneAttack attack]].
** When Jon ''finally'' manages to defeat Lu Bu, he ends up in [[BigWhat complete]] [[{{Squick}} shock]] upon watching Xiahou Dun [[spoiler:[[EyeScream rip out his eye]] [[AutoCannibalism and eat it.]]]]
--->'''Jon:''' ''(nervously)'' We did it... Yay...
--->'''Jon:''' I see why they went in a different direction.
** The moment Jon pulls out ''VideoGame/BattleKidFortressOfPeril'', it gains an overwhelming majority in the Strawpoll.
** During another cookie, ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}'' pops up, and Jon instantly knows that it'll win the poll. [[ShockingSwerve Then]] ''[[VideoGame/WarioWare WarioWare: Touched]]'' shows up and beats ''Splatoon'' six ways to Sunday. Even Jon is surprised by the turn of events.
*** One of the chat members against ''[=WarioWare: Touched=]'' points out how LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} already did an LP of the game, and everyone can just watch that. Of course, Lucah's LP is almost certainly the entire reason ''why'' it won by such a large margin...
*** Related to the above, everyone in favor of ''[=WarioWare=]'' constantly spams Lucahjin's Twitch emotes during the poll.
** Jon gets [[RunningGag raided]] a third time. [[HilarityEnsues You can see where this is going.]]
** One of Jon's donators sends him a ''novel-length'', FanDumb AuthorTract about how Jon should treat the intelligent and incredibly talented [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] with more respect (as he chooses to phrase it) and how Jon's holding up a DoubleStandard for treating Chugga like shit for his quirks while tolerating [[LetsPlay/NintendoCaprisun Tim's]] [[{{Catchphrase}} catchphrase]] of "In the bathroom!" Jon then calls the donator out for [[{{Hypocrisy}} treating Tim like shit for his quirks]] during his rant. What really makes this funny is the chat's complaints over the rant's length. Doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.
** Jon plays the mech shooter ''Krazy Ivan'' and at one point ends up fighting an enemy that is obviously a ripoff of an AT-AT from ''Star Wars''. He and his co-commentators immediately start coming up with advertising jingles for "Third Party AT-AT" as though it's a toy.
** After winning the X cup as Bio-Rex in ''[[VideoGame/FZero F-Zero X]]'', Jon looks away from the TV to converse with his guests. When he looks back at the screen, he starts [[{{Corpsing}} corpsing]] because all that's there is Bio-Rex saying "Don't judge me by my appearance."
** The Steam game REVOLVER360 RE:ACTOR somehow manages to come up ''twice'' on Fortune Cookie in one night. The chat decides 'it's a sign' and overwhelmingly votes for it the second time, and Jon (a shmup fan) ends up being surprised at how original the 3D rotation concept is.
** ''Megaman and Bass'' narrowly defeats ''Mario Party DS'' and then Jon just gets derailed reading the database descriptions for the characters. Especially Dr. Light's.
--->'''Jon:''' "Bad point: Douchie"?! WHAT?!
* Fortune Cookie: 20 Years And I've Only Caught Some Of Them Edition
** Jon ends up playing Big Bumpin' (One of Burger King's 3 advertising Xbox games) with John and Dan after John finds out the game still has online servers. Jon and Dan both gave a BigWhat.
** Later on, Jon plays [[VideoGame/PanelDePon Pokemon Puzzle League]]. Dan and Jon have a field day making fun of the LargeHam voice clips from everyone, Ash, Lt. Surge, Blaine, and Team Rocket in particular, which led to this gem later on against Lorelei.
--->'''Jon:''' *mocking Ash and Lorelei's voices* I'm gonna win! Can't win 'em all! I'm gonna win! Can't win 'em all!\\
Dan: *as Blaine to Lorelei* When you're hot, you're hot!\\
Jon: And that's when we learned Blaine was a lonely old man...
* Fortune Cookie: The Eve of Poker-pocalypse
** Crossing over with TearJerker, after ''several'' of Jon's viewers talk about having had their pet dogs die recently, it becomes something of a black humour RunningGag and the goal of the games Jon is playing is retconned to 'save the dogs!'
* Fortune Cookie: #Team Adequate Edition
** When trying to play ''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg'', the game crashes constantly, resulting in some amusing moments:
*** After the third crash, it starts to run like normal, showing the opening cutscene... only to crash once the cutscene finished.
*** Then the game goes back and fourth between running and not working. Jon begins to worry that his ''Gamecube'' is broken, which the chat notes is quite the feat.
*** [[RuleOfThree Finally,]] Jon gets to the save screen... and the game crashes, with the audio playing, [[https://youtu.be/VwMEcbZ-TjU?t=2h28m31s resulting in this.]]
----> '''Jon''': OH GOD! [[spoiler:The demon children have risen!]]
** At the end of the stream, Jon raids someone playing pinball. The streamer initially refuses to acknowledge that it's a raid [[InsaneTrollLogic because no one would raid someone playing pinball,]] then they wonder who Jon is, blame the raiders for slowing down his pinball game, and finally starts timing people out.
* Fortune Cookie: All LEGO Salt, All The Time Edition
** Jon describes the Sega Genesis version of ''The Adventures of Batman and Robin'' as "a beat-em-up shmup."
** During his fight with the game's first boss, Harley Quinn in a robot tank, a powerup spawns behind it. After waiting an eternity for Harley to move to the other side of the screen so he can get to the powerup, Jon ends up learning the hard way that it actually makes Batman's shots ''worse''.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "And after all that we cover our face with our cape because that's what Batman would actually do."]]
** Less than half an hour into the stream, it [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere crashes]].
** [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "And now, for some reason]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome A TRUCK!!!"]]
** "Oh fuck, Batman's greatest villain: balloons!"
** "You wouldn't expect punching a hot-air balloon to be that effective."
** "We didn't wanna show the Joker our cape this time."
** Following the line above, Jon notes how all three of those NintendoHard sequences he went through up to that point composed the first stage alone.
** "Thank god Batman can somehow survive more than one explosion."
** Jon ends up beating Two-Face too quickly, causing his blimp to take a comically long time to explode. Then Two-Face suddenly descends from the blimp [[ManOnFire on fire]].
** Jon decides to run a Strawpoll on whether or not to keep playing the game; the results end up being ''roughly 50/50.''
** When Jon reopens Strawpoll for the Fortune Cookie, he ends up getting an absurdly small sliver of the page.
** The fact that Jon's third Strawpoll (after completing another round of ''The Adventures of Batman and Robin'') is titled "That took way too fucking long. For the love of god let's play something else."
** Jon decides to play ''VideoGame/KillerInstinct'' with Cinder's bright yellow palette, which he dubs [[ToiletHumor "Pee Cinder"]]. He loses. Then he switches to Cinder's dark yellow palette, which he calls "Dark Pee Cinder," and wins; then he gives us this line:
--->'''Jon:''' Dark pee won.
** Jon speculating the possibility of a calculator port of ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'', and his guest commentator [=NYVideoGameFreak=] revealing how one of his friends once made a TI-83 port of the game.
*** Later, NYVGF reveals that someone managed to get an ''ATM'' to run the ROM of ''Doom''. Eventually, someone in the chat provides a link to [[Website/{{Tumblr}} itrunsdoom.tumblr.com]].
** Jon realizes that the winners of the Magfest and Pax East Thrown Controllers panels were both named Steve and both won under the exact same conditions.
** Jon's brief confusion as to whether or not ''[[Manga/{{Inuyasha}} Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale]]'' is an RPG or not.[[labelnote:Note]]It's a fighting game.[[/labelnote]]
** After the slew of Ultra Combos inflicted on him in ''Killer Instinct'', Jon dubs his next Strawpoll "ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE".
** Upon realizing that he will be streaming from his [=XBox One=] for the first time to stream ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyo Tetris'', Jon predicts that the console will catch on fire.
** Since Jon can't read Japanese, he decides to name the various characters of ''Puyo Puyo Tetris'' based on how they look. Since this is [[DeadpanSnarker Jon]] we're talking about, the results are something to behold. A few highlights include "Bear with Science," (Risukuma) "The World's Most Extreme Bugcatcher," (Sig) "Wonder Twins Unite!" (J & L), and "A Motherfuckin' Robot." (Z) Later, Jon discovers that his character (Bear with Science) is literally named "Squirrel Bear-senpai."
** The chat takes a liking to the GratuitousEnglish that appears throughout ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''.
** "Dammit, we lost to the kung-fu fish."
** NYVGF predicts that Squirrel Bear-senpai's "Mmm" voice clip will be incorporated into an egg soundbyte.
** Angry at the chat's conflict over whether he should keep playing egg soundbytes, [[WhyTheFandomCantHaveNiceThings Jon decides to]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere end the stream...]] [[BaitAndSwitch only to jump right back in again.]]
** Using cheat codes, Jon decides to play as a horse in ''Daytona USA'', and careens into the grass for no reason whatsoever. Then he crashes the horse.
--->'''Jon:''' Horses don't care about grass!
** Later, Jon manages to get first place ''with the horse''.
--->'''Jon:''' We won ''Daytona'' with a horse; we're champions.\\
'''NYVGF:''' Well, you made a horse relive its dreams.
** Jon provides an epicly hilarious background for the horse, who dreamed of running with cars that laughed at its ambitions as it participated in ''Daytona''. At one point, he considers naming the horse [[{{Eagleland}} "American Dream."]]
** Jon managed to beat out ''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' of all things!
** Throughout the game, the announcer refers to the horse as a car.
** In his third race, Jon accidentally activates "first-person horse mode."
** "For sale: one horse. Gently used."
** Jon's pleasure at the fact that the horse makes skidding noises.
** [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie And Then John Was a Horse]]
** "If this horse doesn't turn into a hovercar, I'm gonna be very disappointed."
** One person in the chat suspects LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} of forcing Jon to race as a horse.
** Jon's third Strawpoll ends up not displaying on-stream, prompting Jon to fake-end the stream a second time out of frustration the moment he finds out.
** For those watching the stream without chat, hearing NYVGF say "please don't drink rubbing alcohol, that sounds like a ''very'' bad idea" out of nowhere can elicit a few chuckles.
** Jon repeatedly spams an egg soundbyte that uses the first line of [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan "The Hero"]], leading to an absurdly long loop of "You will give me '''ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!'''"
** Jon's disbelief at the description on the back of the box for ''Countdown Vampires''; the mentioning of [[AccidentalInnuendo "white water"]] particularly sticks out. Then he learns how [[BrokenBase polarizing]] it was to reviewers, scoring a perfect 100 on one source and a 1.5/10 on another.
** Jon and NYVGF decide to pull a ''[=MST3K=]'' on ''Countdown Vampires'', continuously riffing on the game's [[SoBadItsGood quality]].
*** During the intro cutscene, "Jason Voorhees is mixing drinks" said in an UnusuallyUninterestingSight tone.
*** Among other things, NYVGF calls a photo of one character a Japanese rendering of Steve Jobs.
*** Near the beginning of their run, Jon receives a donation from a user named Vampire Cat (referencing a rather odd part of the intro where a cat [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin becomes a vampire]]).
*** Jon's [[BigWhat bafflement]] after being told that he's locked himself out of the good ending.[[labelnote:Note]]The good ending isn't inaccessible, it's just next-to-impossible to obtain on [[NintendoHard O-type difficulty]], which Jon chose to play.[[/labelnote]]
*** Jon dies from a time-out, having expected a cutscene or more vampires. He then surmises that he had died of a heart attack. Someone in the chat speculates that "someone used the Manga/DeathNote for good, finally."
*** Following the above death, Jon names his character "Heart Attack."
** Near the end of the stream, Jon's internet slowly starts to give out on him, taking away services one by one. By the end, he has no internet access at all (on his computer, all other devices were fine), but somehow the stream still keeps going. Naturally, it all fixed itself immediately after he chose to end the stream in frustration.
*** This happened while streaming Mario Maker, so Jon decided to stream some Mario Maker in the following stream to make up for it. ''It happened again.'' Jon later tweeted that Mario Maker must be cursed.
* Fortune Cookie: All Games Delayed Until 2017 Edition
** When a mystery game wins a cookie, Jon asks a follow-up question of whether viewers want a good or bad game. The latter wins overwhelmingly, before he reveals the bad game to be the ''WesternAnimation/BeeMovie'' [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames video game]]. As he plays through it, Jon takes the time to constantly remind the viewers that [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor this is what they voted on]].
*** From the start, the game seems destined to not work, with Jon's set-up alternating for a while between the game not properly displaying on his TV and his capture card not working properly, to the point that he and Gex almost consider it divine intervention to stop Jon from playing it.
*** It comes up at one point that IGN gave the game a 6.8/10, which starts a recurring conversation point of games that IGN considers it almost as good as or better than, including ''VideoGame/HyruleWarriors,'' ''VideoGame/PokemonOmegaRubyAndAlphaSapphire,'' and ''VideoGame/KirbyTripleDeluxe.''
* Fortune Cookie: Fundraiser to Buy Over 100 Waluigi amiibos Edition
** The Intermission screen for this stream is filled with Waluigi gifs, to celebrate the announcement of Waluigi amiibos during E3.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/{{Bomberman}} Quest'' and commentates over the opening, in which balls of light attack Bomberman's prison vessel, steal its engines, and cause it to seemingly explode before crashing. Jon jokes that Bomberman is dead and the story is over, as it cuts to a visual of Bomberman unconscious... and the game crashes. He and the chat decide that his ending is canon.
*** Perhaps it should have been, as everyone notices that the gameplay revolves around killing everyone else who survived the crash. Including the ones who aren't fighting back. Including one who ''tells him'' he hasn't done anything.
** Jon plays the Playstation version of ''The Lost Vikings 2'' (which had been given the Chugga-worthy PunnyName of ''Norse by Norsewest'') and then puts on the SNES version to contrast them, leading to much amusement about the PS version's voice acting and horror at the OffModel interpretation of the wolfman character Fang (who is voiced by someone doing a Creator/GilbertGottfried impression). However, Jon said that [[TheOneThingIDontHateAboutYou he liked the music from the Playstation version better]].
** This is followed by a Fortune Cookie in which ''Taz-Mania'' comes up for the second time in a short period. The chat decide this is destiny and it's obviously going to win...until, that is, the other games offered by the Cookie are ''Kirby's Dream Course'', ''Trauma Centre: Under the Knife 2'', ''Chibi Robo'' and ''Resident Evil: Code Veronica''.
-->'''Jon:''' This is the best cookie we've had, like, ever!
* Fortune Cookie: Disorganized Chaos As Always Edition
** The first egg sound that played for subs was so bad, Jon outright removes it from rotation. [[spoiler: It contained offnote singing.]]
** Jon shared some unusual dreams that he had.
*** One has him attending some kind of party at a lodge, attended by people from his hometown in Newfoundland. He wanders off by himself for whatever reason, and stumbles upon a Thrown Controllers panel with nobody running it, so he starts running it by himself. In it, there was a "Murder" question with a slideshow of 11 questions. The contestant, [[spoiler:Tom Fawkes]], despite being given extra time, refuses to answer those questions. Then the next slideshow is about female representation in puzzle video games, causing him to wonder what the hell the questions are about.
*** One dream has a family of turkeys who owed a farmer money but could not pay him back, so the father turkey [[HeroicSacrifice offers himself to be the farmer's Thanksgiving dinner]] to settle the debt. At the end of the dream, Jon learned that the amount of money the turkeys owed was [[spoiler:$1.69]].
*** One has a [=McDonald's=] that uses a ball pit to [[FountainOfYouth turn adults into kids]], then raises the kids so that they grow up to be completely loyal to [=McDonald's=] and only buy [=McDonald's=] products. An undercover secret agent who was sent to stop them was able to retain his adult mind after being de-aged, so he ''[[AwesomeMoments pilots an F-15 out of the playplace area]]'' and uses it to [[StuffBlowingUp blow up everything]].
** While Jon plays ''VideoGame/MightyNo9'', [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]] raids the chat. [[RunningGag Two guesses as to what happens next.]]
** The last game Jon plays on that stream is ''Metal Wolf Chaos'', and every moment of gameplay and reaction from Jon and the chat is absolute gold.
* Fortune Cookie: Countdown to Breaking New Desk Edition
** The very first cookie of the night contained two ''[[VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins Ghouls 'n Ghosts]]'' games and two ''VideoGame/NinjaGaiden'' games. The fifth game won the vote with a commanding lead: [[spoiler:''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Superman]]'' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers for the Game Boy]]]].
** After most every other game played in the stream has glitched or otherwise gone wrong, ''VideoGame/Superman64'' appears in the final cookie. Jon promptly lets it in since the stream can't get much worse, and when it inevitably wins the poll, he sets the language to Spanish, sets the screen size to 20%, and stops giving a shit.
*** Jon states that there was a big reveal he was saving for the end of his LP of the game, but since it's taken so long, he decides to casually drop it while playing: [[spoiler:the ring challenges are all gone on easy difficulty.]]
*** Someone in the chat jokes that Jon should crop the display so the 20% resolution gameplay would take up the full display (which, mind you, would cut out HUD elements such as the health bar and 90% of on-screen text). Jon [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor does exactly that]]. Choice reactions from the chat include saying they could count the number of on-screen pixels, and discovering that the video quality is so terrible that setting the stream to the ''lowest'' possible video quality actually makes it look ''better''.
** WildMassGuessing from the chat as to why every game was screwing up so badly included theories such as "the new desk is cursed" and "this is [[LaserGuidedKarma karma]] punishing Jon for starting the stream by playing an actual ''good'' game" (the ''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight'' [=E3=] demo).
* Fortune Cookie: Gearing Up for [=ConBravo=] edition
** The first game Jon plays is the N64 ''Rogue Squadron''. First he refers to the protagonist as 'Loog Skywalker' and then Wedge constantly asking for help leads to the RunningGag "Wedge, why are you so bad at your job?!" He also plays a mission where he has to help the people of a planet called Gerrard V, which he interprets as "[[LetsPlay/TheCompletionist Jirard]] and his four brothers". While on that mission, he runs out of "phot'''on''' torpedoes" (meaning proton, ironically) and his Xbox One turns on when it hears him say that syllable.
** Jon learns that he could potentially hold the Guinness World Record for the longest LP with ''VideoGame/Superman64'' (for reference, it started on June 17, 2010 and is still ongoing). His reaction was priceless.
* Fortune Cookie: Countdown to Next Con Edition
** When ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' for the Nintendo 64 wins a cookie, Jon decides to play the part of Trebek, while his co-commentators Dan, Khead, and Jewker play the part of the contestants. Coming into Final Jeopardy, Jewker has a commanding lead, and Dan and Jewker both bet everything they have, while Khead bets all but $1. When the question asks who the longest-reigning queen in the world at the time is, every one of the contestants answers [[spoiler:Queen Elizabeth II]], only for them all to realize at the last second it's most likely wrong because the question was asking from the perspective of when the game was released, not modern day. After a MassOhCrap, they all get the answer wrong, leading to Khead winning because he was the only person to not bet everything. Then the game reveals the correct answer: [[spoiler:Elizabeth II. The game counted them as wrong because Jon included the word "Queen" in all their answers, so it wouldn't autocorrect properly]]. The resulting salt is ''legendary''.
--->'''Dan:''' [[OneOfUs That's one for TV Tropes!]]
** The triumphant(?) return of ''VideoGame/BombermanActZero'' after two years.
* Fortune Cookie: Sick Trick Edition
** Jon was playing Battletoads, when he hears the stream playing, and immediently blames Ultaki, since he was new at co-comming. Then Taki reveals that the sound was Gex, who accidentally joined the call without realizing it and immediately left after apologizing.
** While playing Battletoads, he gets raided with "Sorry Jon I would watch but Pcull is streaming." He originally subverts his standard countermeasures by pretending to end the stream...[[ISurrenderSuckers before activating the real countermeasures]].
** Jon gets raided again later... but is so focused on the game he's playing that he completely misses it. He still activates countermeasures as a courtesy, even though the raid had been ''over'' for several minutes.
* Misfortune Cookie: Lady Luck's Revenge Edition
** Jon introduces Russian Roulette, in which he picks five good games and one bad game, and labeled each option with numbers. On the first round, Option 4 wins. [[FourIsDeath Take a guess as to what type of game it was.]] Jon calls out his viewers on this.
** The chat chooses number 4 ''every time''. Naturally, it's a bad game almost every time.
** The Fortune Cookie audio is reversed after some viewers suggested it. Then, some viewers submit the reversed Intermission music and reversed Raid Countermeasures. When the latter is sent in, Jon tells a brief story about what went on.
** [[http://www.strawpoll.me/11074975/r One]] of the Strawpolls is titled [[Anime/DragonBallZ "You can crush Jon's spirit, but there's one thing a Canadian always keeps... HIS SYRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"]] A bit of (probably unintentional) meta-humor becomes involved considering that [[Creator/TheOceanGroup the Ocean dub]] of ''Dragon Ball Z'' was produced in Canada.
* Danger Squad Challenge, Then Fortune Cookie: Pre-PAX West Edition
** Jon's misfortune with the voice recognition systems in ''[[VideoGame/OperatorsSide Lifeline]]''.
*** Jon and the chat both enjoy the intro dialogue line "I can't believe we're spending Christmas in Space!" and dub the whole game concept "[[DieHardOnAnX Die Hard]] [[RecycledInSpace IIIIN SPAAAACE]]".
*** Jon finishes the segment by trying 'Fortune Cookie' as a voice command. Bizarrely, this makes Rio run round and round a table. Jon then almost knocks a glass over and Jake acts as though this is the game bleeding into RealLife, giving voice commands to Jon to save the glass.
** Everything involving the revelation that Brian's name is actually Ryan.
--->'''Jon:''' I'd like to point out I called you Brian 5 times in this stream and you've responded every single time.\\
'''(B)Ryan:''' Yeah, well, now I caught you.\\
'''Jon:''' ...Brian, I've been calling you Brian the entire time I've known you. You've responded every single time. [[EpicFail You have literally responded to Brian for half a year now!]]
*** The best part: Jon says that when they first met, he thought his name ''was'' Ryan, but then someone else called him Brian and he responded to it, so Jon figured he was wrong.
** He tries two rounds of ''Mario Superstar Baseball''[[note]]One as Waluigi vs. Yoshi, and one as Wario vs Waluigi[[/note]] and utterly fails at both of them, angered to the point of [[RageQuit throwing his controller]] and [[FissionMailed playing the "Stream Over" video]].
** Jon plays ''Friends: The One With All The Trivia'' despite knowing almost nothing about ''Friends''. He gets several trivia questions wrong in a row, then finally gets one right - ''and the power goes out in half of Canada''. When the stream comes back up, the chat makes "''Friends'' Killed Canada" into a running gag.
** After joking that ''Seaman'' (another microphone game) will come up on Cookie, ''it actually does!''
* Fortune Cookie: Always in Beta Edition
** Jon devised a minigame that uses bits donated by viewers. As it was in beta, he set it to five rounds. When bits are donated, the panels vanish to reveal an image. While the chat never reached round 4, the images before then were amusing:
*** Round 1: [[spoiler: Fake Smash Bros. splash for Wesker with the tagline "Wesker will give you an egg"]]
*** Round 2: [[spoiler: [=WaluRobo=] ([=RoboCop=] with Waluigi's face)]]
*** Round 3: [[spoiler: Skeletor with Jon's head]]
** The first game he plays? An NES bootleg of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''. He becomes ''incredibly'' salty during this as nearly every encounter contains at least one enemy that can heal more damage than Jon can deal in one turn, causing most battles to drag on and on.
** He plays a DVD game based on ''Series/DealOrNoDeal''... which he discovers has a 2-player option for some reason, so he goes with that and Jewker joins in. At one point, Jon receives a donation from the joke account "[=FiveFreeGoogleSearches=]", a CallBack to when Jon played a different version of ''Deal or No Deal'' with his friend and roommate Dan (aka Kelekin).
* Fortune Cookie: Prepping For [=TwitchCon=] Edition
** Prior to playing the NES game based on ''Series/GilligansIsland'', Jon accidentally hits both "End of Stream" and "Loading Stream" at the same time after an announcement regarding shirts.
*** Jon's [[ThisIsGonnaSuck exasperated reaction]] when the game shows up in the Cookie, for [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames one particular reason]].
*** The irony of Jon, commonly associated with VideoGame/{{Pepsiman}}, finding dried-up Coke in the ''Gilligan[='s=] Island'' game pak.
*** Jon's amazement at the sprite of Skipper holding a club, which he compares to [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]]. Cue chat spamming the inevitable [[Memes/{{Vinesauce}} GRAND]] [[Memes/GiIvaSunner DAD]].
*** The influx of Harambe memes during both of Jon's fights with the gorilla.
*** Hell, the gorilla fights themselves are gems, for being complete [[CurbStompBattle Curb-Stomp Battles]] both times. The first time Jon ends up being beaten to a pulp because he didn't have the club, and the second time Jon returns the favor to the gorilla after getting the club.
** Jon plays ''Clustertruck'' for the first time, and predictably is rather shaky with the skill, not helped with the chat trying to screw him over with crippling events. [[spoiler:Then things started getting interesting and hysterical when ''a developer decides to show up'' and screws with Jon. Some effects include super low gravity, turning the trucks blue (when asking for his favorite color), and even turning ''the entire level'' black and white with incredibly high contrast while making everything in zero gravity. To Jon's horror during the zero gravity segment, Lasertrucks was the winning event. Copious amounts of hilarity ensued.]]
** During another round of ''VideoGame/FZeroX'', Jon accidentally drives off the course, only to be followed by ''nearly everyone else'', causing him to break down in hysterics.
*** To elaborate, he was playing the [[RandomlyGeneratedLevels X-Cup]], the part where he fell off course was a hairpin turn so severe that even the AI failed to turn in time.
** The very fact that Jon got raided '''five times''' during the stream.
*** The very first raid was from LetsPlay/MasaeAnela, who had never seen the "Raid Countermeasures" video before and ended up breaking down in laughter when it played. You can watch her reaction [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQjI29tuse0 here.]]
*** The second raid ended up being pretty minor, causing Jon to shrink the Countermeasures video to an unrealistically small aspect ratio before shoving it into the corner of the screen.
* Fortune Cookie: Back to the Grind Edition
** The first game is the obscure ''Revengers of Vengeance'' , and it mostly involves Jon getting his ass handed to him by the AI.
** Jon playing the Warehouse and Logistics Simulator's Zombie Mode, which involves trying to get the end of the stage with a forklift while running down zombies, cue a modified version of [[MysteryScienceTheater3000 The Forklift song]].
** Perhaps one of the best donation gifts/eggs to date came from user myohel0 who created this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KngMDUD6a_k video]], leaving everyone in the call and chat in hysterics.
* Fortune Cookie: Avoiding Responsibilities Edition
** While playing a fan translation of ''Anime/SamuraiPizzaCats'' on the NES, the ROM suddenly glitches out and starts spewing garbage data in the various dialogue boxes due to a programming oversight. Many were quick to compare the BrokenRecord of various characters to the [[BattleCry battle cries]] in ''Franchise/JoJosBizarreAdventure''.
** An amazing instance of {{foreshadowing}} occurs when said Samurai Pizza Cats translation has a Gilligan's Island joke in it. What shows up and wins the very next poll of the night? ''Series/GilligansIsland'' [[OhCrap on NES]] ''[[HereWeGoAgain again]]''.
*** During the game itself, Jon's co-commentators end up in hysterics upon seeing Jon's CurbStompBattle against the gorilla for the first time.
** Jon gets his one-eyed cat Bagel on camera. What's the first thing the little guy does? [[EyeScream Poke himself in the remaining eye with Jon's headset microphone]].
--->'''Nefarious_Bear:''' GOING FOR BOTH EYES\\
'''[=Myohel0=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Good job]]\\
'''giant_bees:''' Not the smartest cat
** The final game of the night is ''VideoGame/KidDracula'', which very quickly catches everyone off-guard due to the first boss looking like [[UnfortunateCharacterDesign two Klansmen]], one of whom has a swastika on their forehead.
*** Jon's disbelief at the "boss" of the New York level, really a quiz about the United States hosted by a {{moe}} version of the Statue of Liberty. Needless to say, ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.
*** [[TheStinger At the very end of the stream]], Jon's co-coms quickly go back to the password screen of the game for one last egg of wisdom:
--->[[BrickJoke Did you write it down?]]
* Fortune Cookie: Punching a Wall of Games Edition
** Jon's adventures in ''VideoGame/PokemonSnap'', naming his character "Paparaz"[[note]]As in "Paparazzi", shortened due to character limit[[/note]] and taking pictures of pokémon butts for Professor Oak.
** When Jon plays ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' for the 3DS, he misinterprets a question about [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogCD the song Sonic Boom]] to be about the video game ''VideoGame/SonicBoom''. A few fans insult him for his confusion, and in retaliation Jon pretends to end the stream, then [[WhyFandomCantHaveNiceThings decides to ban all Sonic games from the cookie for a month]]. And this is [[HilariousInHindsight on the heels]] of the last Fortune Cookie stream dedicating a whole segment to the general toxicity of fandoms.
*** Becomes even better when he plays ''VideoGame/AwesomePossum'' for a later cookie, and the game's general terribleness and bizarre, {{Anvilicious}} trivia questions cause him to decide that if any Sonic games appear in the cookie for the next month, he'll just put ''Awesome Possum'' on the poll instead.
** One donator sends in a clip of him improvising a comedic song for Jon. Things quickly derail when the singer starts ranting about the [=protonBomb=] emote, disturbingly describing how Jon effectively decapitated Bomberman and turned his head into a lamp before launching the hashtag [=#BringTheBombsBack=]. Then the singer plugs his own Twitch channel, before frantically ending the song to the best of his improvisational abilities.
** Pretty much the entirety of the ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'' segment, due to the game being built on CrazyAwesome.
*** Fittingly combined with SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments is the chat gloriously bursting out in cries of [[MemeticMutation "RULES OF NATURE"]] whenever the eponymous song's vocal track begins playing.
** The final cookie is a Misfortune Cookie, with the game in 5th place being what Jon will play. When the timer runs out, there ends up being a ''three-way tie'' between ''VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus'', ''VideoGame/MarioVsDonkeyKong'', and ''[[VideoGame/SaintsRowIV Saints Row IV: Enter the Dominatrix]]'' for fifth place. Jon asks Khead to decide the game since it's his birthday, but then realizes that since it's past midnight, it's technically no longer his birthday. Instead, Jon rolls a die to decide the winning game... [[{{Troll}} then keeps the result a secret until after an intermission.]] [[spoiler:''Shadow of the Colossus'']] ends up winning, [[ShaggyDogStory only for the stream to be cut short]] midway through the segment when Bagel chews through Jon's headset cable.
--->'''[=XenobladeMonicals=]:''' [=TvTropes=] is gonna have some fun with this...
* Charity Fortune Cookie Stream in Support of Direct Relief
** The way Jon sets up the stream: People can put their donations towards any game of their choice, and each round the choices in the Cookie are whatever 10 games have the most money at that point. However, if a game makes it to $500, it ''must'' be played no matter what, and a round of Cookie is skipped. Naturally, the instant the stream starts, someone donates $1000: $500 for ''{{VideoGame/Battletoads}}'', and $500 for Jon's choice of ''VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld'' 1, 2 or 3.
*** Not only that, but so many games reached the $500 mark that ''no actual Cookie took place during this supposed Cookie stream'', and it took two ''more'' streams just to get through them all.
** While Jon is playing Kaizo 2, a viewer donates but instead of suggesting a game, he'll let Jon pick. Jon comments (without sarcasm) that he'd "pick something easy, like ''VideoGame/NinjaGaiden''" - and the chat explodes with people stunned at the fact that Jon [[TheAce really is]] so good at ''Ninja Gaiden'' that he'd consider it an easy choice.
** The creative process Jon undergoes to create monsters in ''VideoGame/AmazingIsland'' is a sight to behold. It yields such interesting creatures as Not a Cop?, a vaguely dragon-like creature with cartoon gloves for hands and a bolt stuck in its head; and Scrungles, a humanoid creature with a bird's beak, horribly mismatched {{Raymanian|Limbs}} hands (one being a small dagger while the other is an enormous fist), [[EyesDoNotBelongThere eyes located on the knuckles of the enormous fist]], a pair of glasses located on its head where the eyes ''should'' be.
*** One of the first real events Jon does is what appears to be a normal foot race, but Not a Cop? moves so absurdly fast during the race that Jon's left in hysterics by the end.
*** Jon's bafflement when, after the game establishes that the player character is the first human to be seen on the island for a long time, he goes into the shop to find another human character selling upgrades.
** The final game of the night, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyCrystalChroniclesTheCrystalBearers'', generally befuddles Jon and all others present due to its sheer ridiculousness. Highlights include that picking up a nut unlocks the achievement [[AccidentalInnuendo My First Nut]], and Jon's utter glee when he discovers the main character can use his gravity powers to lift a giant spherical statue over his head like it's nothing.
--->'''Jon''': ''(singing)'' He's got the whooooole world in his hand!
** Jon discovers that when he opens the first door in the game, it reveals the title card of the game behind it, and laughs his head off.
--->'''Jon''': What is this game? Why do I have a news crawl on the screen? ''Why is bagpipe music playing?!''
** Jon gets on a train and [=NPCs=] seem to start throwing money at him for no apparent reason (actually his character stealing from them):
--->'''Jon''': How did I make money? People are giving me money! ''Why are people giving me money?!''
--->'''Jewker''': [[DeadpanSnarker Haven't they been doing that for the last nine or ten hours?]]
--->'''Jon''': ''(laughs)'' Not what I meant, Jewker!
* From "Fortune Cookie: Christmas Shirt Available? Edition - !eggmas for Info":
** Jon decides to open up the night with ''Merry Gear Solid: Secret Santa'', a ''VideoGame/MetalGear''-themed Christmas flashgame. While nothing too amusing occurs throughout the game proper, the real punchline comes in when [[spoiler:one of the supporting characters is revealed to be Solid Snake, who kills Santa... [[OhCrap only to realize he took out the wrong target]]]].
** Right after ''Merry Gear Solid'' wraps up, Jon rolls the first cookie of the night, and one of the possible choices is ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions]]'' (a bonus disc from the Japan-only 1999 ''Integral'' re-release of the game, the disc itself being available as a standalone title in the west). No guesses as to what won that one.
*** The game proper starts with Jon's reactions to some of the more unusual shots in the opening cutscene, including [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a photoshoot with Mei Ling and a giant FOXHOUND soldier]].
*** Throughout the game, ''LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}}'' of all people trash-talks Jon for his poor performance, leading him to challenge her to come down and [[LetsSeeYouDoBetter prove that she can do better]].
** Midway through the half-hour for ''VR Missions'', Jon remembers that he was supposed to do a cookie for the top 10 games that didn't reach the $500 goal during the charity stream. He then takes the opportunity to do that next cookie, with ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast A Link to the Past Randomized]]''[[note]]a fan-made program that takes the ROM for ''A Link to the Past'' and randomizes the placement of chest items, though specifically arranged as to not softlock the game[[/note]] winning. Rather than continue the file from the charity stream, however, Jon decides to create a new file following the results of a Strawpoll. HilarityEnsues.
*** In light of [[CatsAreMean Bagel chewing up Jon & Lucah's]] [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Raphael doll]], Jon decides to name Link "Raph", only to accidentally type "RAPR". He goes with it.
*** The very first item RAPR obtains is the Magic Cape; Jon quickly realizes that this mean he could potentially fight [[DiscOneFinalBoss Agahnim]] early. However, Jon gets a better idea: fight Agahnim early ''with Zelda following him''. Thus, we get treated to the sight of Zelda watching herself get taken to the Dark World.
*** Once Jon successfully takes Zelda to the Agahnim fight and defeats Agahnim, he gets sent to the Dark World as per the original game's plot... [[https://clips.twitch.tv/protonjon/CooperativeJellyfishMingLee only to find out that Zelda's mysteriously disappeared]]. This leads Jon and nearly everyone else to believe that Zelda ''died'' due to Jon messing with the timeline. Furthermore, this leads everyone to think the same of the Zelda that was ''supposed'' to go to the Dark World. One viewer, meanwhile, comes up with the theory that the early-game Zelda and RAPR [[FusionDance fused]] in a way reminiscent of both ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' and ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureJoJolion JoJolion]]'', and tweets Jon [[https://twitter.com/TymonGeslicki/status/807839748240867328 his depiction]] of the result.
*** After the whole disappearing Zelda debacle, Jon decides to reset the game and return to the Light World to see if anything's changed. He sees that the game now acts as if the Zelda EscortMission was completed as normal, with the rain gone and the Sanctuary priest alive, despite him having supposed to have died shortly before the Agahnim fight; meanwhile, RAPR is also able to go to the Dark World through Hyrule Castle's gate and the lumberjack brothers have stopped cutting their tree, meaning that the game simultaneously recognizes that Agahnim was defeated.[[note]]This is due to the various triggers for each of the flags that activate certain in-game events. The rain disappeared due to Agahnim's defeat making the game assume that Link had already rescued Zelda at the start of the game, the priest's death is triggered only when Link obtains the Master Sword, as the original game has this happen ''before'' the Agahnim fight, and the lumberjack brothers are despawned from the Light World once Agahnim is defeated.[[/note]] Jon and the chat are left in complete confusion at this apparent state of affairs, once again blaming it on Jon messing with the timeline.
---->'''Jon:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext So far we've killed off two Zeldas, we've saved the pastor, and we've gone to the Dark World. Clearly we're doing the Lord's work.]]
*** Overlapping with AwesomeMoments, Jon continues to play the game regardless of its apparent messed-up state and finds the cavern with a friendly thief and several chests. From the thief's gift and the chests, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/protonjon/MuddyPorcupineSSSsss Jon manages to find]] ''four'' Heart Pieces in that room alone, leaving him utterly baffled.
** After a session of ''VideoGame/Bayonetta2'' and a session of ''[[VideoGame/HarvestMoon1 Harvest Moon]]'' ''[[UsefulNotes/GameBoy GB]]'', Jon's final game of the night is ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' ''VideoGame/PuzzleLeague''. Most of the run is spent mocking the SoBadItsGood voice acting from the various characters, until Jon reaches the Tracey Sketchit battle. There, he runs into [[https://clips.twitch.tv/protonjon/CalmCodPRChase this]] infamous glitch, where the Puzzle Block stack keeps rising nonstop. Everyone breaks into hysterics as the block stacks grow progressively faster while the AI scrambles to continue arranging Puzzle Blocks. Jon decides that this is a perfect way to end the stream.
*** Eventually, the block stack moves so fast that the speed-up button causes it to ''slow down'' instead.
*** [[https://twitter.com/Proton_Jon/status/807886683475542016 The game doesn't end up crashing until the timer hits roughly 43 minutes and 47 seconds]], quite a bit of time after the stream ends.
* Fortune Cookie: Be Jolly, Or Not, It's OK Edition
** Minutes after Jon starts the stream, Bagel knocks over the Christmas tree, forcing Jon to go into Intermission.
** [[LetsPlay/TomFawkes Tom]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/protonjon/OutstandingSheepPRChase pretending to be a drive-thru attendant.]]
** Jon gets 3 '' VideoGame/OregonTrail''-type games in row (in 3 separate cookies). [[note]]The games were (in order) Death Road to Canada, Organ Trail, and Super Amazing Wagon Adventure.[[/note]]
* Danger Squad: Contra NES & Fortune Cookie: Happy December Everyone! Edition
** Jon plays a ''Ranma One Half'' fighting game as Genma the panda and discovers that every fight ends with him giving a unique taunt to his defeated opponent, but then always finishing it with "I just wish that pandas could talk", the repetition of which gradually becomes hilarious.
** Jon plays lots of cutscenes from the ''Hide and Sneak'' Mickey Mouse game he played last stream, including several unexpectedly epic moments and a lot of DoubleStandard with Mickey overcoming problems in a badass way and Minnie bumbling her way through the same ones. Including one cutscene with a BigLippedAlligatorMoment of the screen going black in the middle.
** Jon plays the Jackbox Party Pack game ''Trivia Murder Party'' with the chat, and on the second playthrough, early on he gets the penalty where he has to pick one "finger to cut off" meaning he can't choose that option for the later questions. He picks option 4, and [[BornUnlucky unsurprisingly given Jon's luck]], that proceeds to be the right answer for ''almost all the following questions''.
** Since this was the last stream before Christmas, a group of the normal eggsong writers known as the Eggheads ([=TuneableNine220=], myohel0, [=XenobladeMonicals=], [=TheManiacalGamer=], LetsPlay/GreenPowerStar, [=MasterTimeThief=], [=PhillipPlays=], [=TouyaShiro=], [=EpicGuitar64=], Medz, Tobiashawk and heavybassX) created a [[https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ab9jxu2nrbu569k/AACK0Ibwyd8_oD3hgfqZwxLYa?dl=0 Christmas themed album]] The reaction to said album broke Jon and the chat more than any bad game and glitch in the last year! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IwL634tYLs&t=21360s Said reaction begins here]]
* Fortune Cookie: Farewell to 2016 Edition
** Jon starts out with ''Die Hard: Vendetta'' which is full of hilarious moments:
*** He plays a lengthy tutorial where the instructor constantly refers to his player character as "John" ([=McClane=]), confusing some members of the chat who think it's a co-comm voice;
*** Jon discovers that the game has a 'HERO MODE' which involves it going into bullet time while ''Ode to Joy'' plays, and laughs his head off;
*** He fails the first mission repeatedly due to punching fellow cops and civilians;
*** As a SelfImposedChallenge he tries to take on all the baddies using only punching. He very shortly upgrades the challenge to only [[GroinAttack dick-punching]].
*** As Jon dick-punches the last enemy in a room to death, a slow-motion cinematic death cam plays of the killing blow, cracking up Jon and his co-commentators for a good few minutes.
* Fortune Cookie: More Video Games Edition
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/DeathRoadToCanada'' and every time there's a siege, it ends right as one (or all) of Jon's Characters die.
*** On his second playthrough, One of the first places he goes to is an umbrella store. One of the co-comms mentions that maybe there will be Flavor text saying that an umbrella protects them from rain once they lose their car. [[spoiler: There is]].
* Fortune Cookie: "Videogames" Edition
** Jon plays Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator leading to many interesting quotes like "Have you ever been inside a tank?"
** After getting yelled at by chat for his pronunciations, Jon yells "Fuck off" at chat and the stream proceeds to crash almost immediately.
** While playing Ultimate Chicken Horse online he somehow manages to glitch the game by reaching the goal before the other players even place their pieces. The game eventually gives him the prompt to hold B to kill himself which doesn't work because he's already reached the goal.
** ''Bomberman Act Zero'' features again for the first time in a while, and although for once they don't get eight people in a room for once, all the old running gags return with a vengeance as BAZ beats ''Halo 5'' in Twitch views and [[spoiler:Dan chokes as always]].
** Jon plays a ''Dragonball Z'' fighting game and is on his A-game when it comes to snarking over the cutscenes, including describing Goku's goal as 'to fight space' and deliberately misunderstanding the positioning of the speech bubbles to suggest that Goku's shoulders or another body part are speaking.
* From "Fortune Cookie: Severe Lack of Football Games Edition":
** After Bagel repeatedly tried to sabotage Jon's previous stream by chewing at cables, in this one ''five seconds into the stream'' he turns up, jumps on Jon's keyboard and starts [=iTunes=]. Chat jokes ensue about Bagel's musical tastes.
** [[ContrivedCoincidence Appropriately enough]], the first game Jon plays is ''Wayne's World'', in which he fights musical instruments, leading to the [[ARareSentence Rare Sentences]] "Damn offscreen bagpipes!" and "These kamikaze kazoos are causing problems!"
* Fortune Cookie: Not Playing Games in Moderation Edition
** Jon plays ''Sonic Riders'' and, [[RunningGag of course]], ends up with glitches which make the announcer voice stutter and echo ''constantly'' throughout his playthrough.
-->'''Jon:''' SON! SON! SON! SON! IC! IC! IC! IC!
* Fortune Cookie: Prelude to a Second Cat Edition:
** The first game Jon plays (at the start of the stream) is a ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' Game Boy game. After 45 minutes of gameplay, he starts up the first Fortune Cookie of the night - and the second game it offers is ''another Ninja Turtles game''.
** Jon usually limits games on the cookie and those from co-comms to either cartridges or games from his backloggery, so as to prevent romhacks. There are exceptions, such as for Charity Streams or the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast A Link to the Past Randomizer]], but they're few and far in between. That being said, some of the co-comms frequently buy games for Jon with the intent being they want him to play those games. One of those games happened to be a reproduction copy of ''Kaizo Mario Bros. 3''. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Guess what got suggested, then immediately voted on by chat?]]
** The fact that throughout a good portion of the stream, two users in chat are completely ignoring all the chaos going on just so one can teach the other how to download an emulator frontend on his computer.
* Fortune Cookie: Last Cookie Before PAX East Edition
** Jon made a poll before the stream began, asking viewers if it should be a Fortune Cookie Stream or a game-completion stream[[labelnote:*]]His plan is to beat 52 games he's never completed before on-stream in 2017[[/labelnote]]. It ended up being ''two votes'' that decided Fortune Cookie to be the victor, and because they were so close together, he invoked the 0% rule he normally uses in his polls... [[FissionMailed and ended the stream early]].
** The virtual audio cable messed up at the start of ''VideoGame/BerenstainBearsCampingAdventure'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH1N0iKY1-k&feature=youtu.be&t=1h45m turning everyone into robots]].
** Jon plays ''Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing'' and is delighted that he gets to both unlock Big the Cat as a character and a Jet Set Radio themed stage, then comments on how surreal it feels to be playing as Big while "The Concept of Love" plays in the background. For some reason, the game also plays the Game Over music from that game when he wins the race, which confuses everyone because it's also the music Jon plays over the Stream End card (so obligingly the first time he completes the race [[FissionMailed he pretends to be ending the stream...again]]).
** [[https://youtu.be/NH1N0iKY1-k?t=4h5m12s Yet another masterful egg sound]].[[note]]and in case you want to hear a [[https://www.dropbox.com/s/ssji4qecu3e5qga/A_10th_anniversary_gift_from_touyashiro.wav?dl=0 cleaner version]]...[[/note]]
* Fortune Cookie: Mellow Midweek Midnight Edition
** Once again, we have another amazing egg sound submitted, this time a full parody of [[https://www.dropbox.com/sh/sv4rzx1mniun0ul/AAA16roJ-cvjkh_-g6HdBNdNa?dl=0 "Weird Al" Yankovic's Hardware Store]], created to celebrate [=ProtonJon=]'s 10th anniversary.
** And an egg video, based on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYOISIOyO4 the intro to Samurai Jack]].
* Fortune Cookie: *shrug* Edition
** The final game of the night, at the suggestion of co-comm [=TieTuesday=], is a tie-in video game based off ''Literature/{{Beastly}}''. The game is so mystifyingly terrible in most every regard that Jon, the co-comms, and the chat are left in varying degrees of horror, bafflement, or delight. Jon keeps playing the game out of sheer morbid curiosity and ends up beating the entire game on stream as a result.
* Fortune Cookie: The Future of Past Entertainment Edition
** Upon starting the stream, Jon forgets to unmute his mic, and loads up the [[UsefulNotes/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer 3DO]] ''Film/DemolitionMan'' FMV game, only to realize this about 40 seconds in. [[FissionMailed He then promptly ends the stream, and restarts it, complete with repeated outro and intro.]]
*** The game itself is no slouch either, with the demo for the driving stage glitching out when Spartan's CPU-controlled car crashes into and ''gets stuck in'' one of the other cars. And then when Jon beats the actual stage, he starts breaking down at the sight of Spartan and Phoenix dueling ''Mortal Kombat''-style on top of their still-moving cars in the next stage.
** While Jon's playing ''VideoGame/PowerStone'', Bagel jumps up onto his keyboard and lays on a key that causes Jon's webcam to take a picture. For a good 30 seconds, the chat overlay in the stream is covered by repeated pictures of Jon's hand taken by his webcam.
** After ''VideoGame/{{Glover}}'' wins a cookie, a very noticeable VocalMinority in the chat is very displeased with the result, calling for impeachment the entire time it's played. Jon ignores them and plays the game as normal for most of its runtime, but when he's about to change games, he decides he's had enough and keeps playing the game, purely out of spite for those users.
** During one of the intermissions, the subject of the infamous 2-week-long 100% ''VideoGame/BatenKaitos'' speedrun comes up. A few of the co-comms laugh at the absurdity of the run, which causes [=TieTuesday=] to drop in the call, talk breathlessly about how admirable the run is, and leave again, all in the space of maybe 20 seconds. It all happens so quickly the co-comms are left in confused hysterics.
* Misfortune Cookie: It Makes Sense Today Edition
** The stream is subject to one of the fastest [[FissionMailed fake stream endings]] Jon's done, when he accidentally quits ''[[VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}} 8-Bit Bayonetta]]'' while trying to pause it at the very beginning of the stream.
** The first variety of misfortune cookie involves Jon rolling a die and playing the game whose ranking in the poll corresponding to the die's result. After the die rolls a 1 three times in a row, he gives up and just decides to roll with it, making it a plain old Fortune Cookie this round. When he decides to put it away after declaring the cookie to be normal fare, the die finally decides to show another number, a 6.
** During a round of ''VideoGame/{{Pulseman}}'', Jon and chat are caught off-guard by the ridiculous premise of the game, in which a scientist falls in love with a humanlike AI, uploads himself into her network, and conceives a half-human, half-AI baby with her that becomes Pulseman. Cue the inevitable jokes about finally marrying one's [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh wai]][[MemeticMutation fu.]]
*** When Jon reaches the boss of Stage 1, he's amazed by the insane appearance of the guy and immediately asks "[[ARareSentence what is this]] [[Film/KungFury hackerman]]?!"
** One of the submitted egg sounds from [=MasterTimeThief=], who's known to generally make more elaborate egg sounds (such as the Advertising/BigBillHells parody mentioned above under General/Misc. Streams), is titled to lead Jon to believe it's a riff on "[[Music/{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]]". [[https://clips.twitch.tv/VivaciousThoughtfulFriseeM4xHeh It crashes three seconds after Jon clicks "play"]].
*** Once Jon manages to get the video running, it turns out to be [[BaitAndSwitch MasterTimeThief chewing the chat out for expecting him to just keep churning out elaborate egg sounds, set over the music video to "Bohemian Rhapsody]]". [[OverlyLongGag Then he spends the remainder of the music video wondering how to kill time]] because the rant was just two minutes, while "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a six-minute song. He eventually decides to just have "Bohemian Rhapsody" play for the rest of the video, but can't find it on his computer, going through several other Queen songs, voice clips from [[Disney/AliceInWonderland the Queen of Hearts]], and a clip of himself singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the shower, among others. Finally he decides "screw it" and plays [[spoiler:Darude's "Sandstorm"]] for the rest of the video. And then chat gets disappointed that he didn't include [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable "Killer Queen"]].
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/TonyHawksUnderground'', and as per usual with games with lots of customization goes wild.
*** His custom skater is a giant blue man with eraser hair and freakish proportions dubbed Dr. Smack Daddy Smurf[[note]]or more accurately Dr. Smack Daddy due to the game's character limit; the "Smurf" part gets stylized as "SMRF" on his skateboard[[/note]], and he creates a trick that goes through five different trick animations in the space of a second, causing the model to absolutely freak out before a seal bark plays. Jon considers naming the trick "Kung-Fu Fighting", at which point Jewker starts WaxingLyrical from the song "Kung-Fu Fighting" and suggests the names "Fast as Lightning" and "Little Bit Frightening". Jon decides to officially name the trick "Little Bit Frightening", or rather, "[=LittleBitFrightening=]" due to character limit.
*** When Jon unlocks an in-game Music/{{Kiss}} concert, he runs up to the stage... [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SilkyBetterArmadilloVoHiYo and promptly starts tripping over the band's members.]]
*** Later, Jon decides to play as ComicBook/IronMan for a bit, and realizes that he can make him use [=LittleBitFrightening=]. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/LachrymoseFitMarjoramKappaPride ensues]].
** For the final cookie, Jon asks for a poll to decide which type of misfortune cookie it will be. Jewker spoils a potential game in one of the options, and Jon jokingly tells him to get out of the call for swaying the vote. Jewker takes him seriously and leaves, and it takes Jon until after an intermission to realize Jewker left. Making it better is that when Jon stepped away during intermission, Jewker rejoined the call just to yell, "April Fool's!" before leaving again.
** The final game of the night turns out to be, of all things, ''Franchise/{{Barbie}} [[TheBusCameBack Super Sports]]'' for the UsefulNotes/PlayStation! The sheer fact that a ''Barbie'' game managed to get picked (despite ''Barbie'' games usually being banned after one Fortune Cookie stream consisted almost entirely of them) is funny enough, to the point where Jon hears LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} laughing upstairs at one point, but what really gets chat going is when Jon starts [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingSmallCockroachSmoocherZ cycling through the menu options]]. At one point, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/TrappedMildFriseeRedCoat a cat meow randomly plays]], causing chat to think that Bagel was getting in on the action.[[note]]Jon clarifies that it wasn't Bagel, since Bagel doesn't meow, he "merps".[[/note]]
** Someone submits an egg sound called "Eggy Potter 7", and when Jon goes to play it, he realizes it's actually a video that's ''over 2 hours long''. He skims through the video to realize it's actually just the entirety of ''[[Film/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2]]'', and he notes that he'll have to actually watch it in full later, just to see if the submitter actually changed anything about it. Then the submitter also submits ''Part 1'', much to Jon's exasperation.
** Jon makes a mistake typing in his name for the file, then decides to commit to it. Welcome, Prouton!
** This prophetic comment posted in chat at the end of the stream:
--->'''game4brains123:''' Wiki/TVTropes is gonna have a field day with this one.
* Misfortune Cookie: So Nice, We're Doing it Twice Edition
** While Jon is playing ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' for the Game Boy, Tom quietly enters the call without telling anyone. He doesn't say anything until the subject of ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' comes up during an intermission, at which point he sheepishly speaks up about playing it. The other co-comms express surprise at him finally speaking up and say they noticed him entering the call. He admits he was just waiting for someone to point out that he joined, at which point he'd say [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild "Yahaha, you found me!"]], but he got sick of waiting.
** [[https://www.dropbox.com/s/0ztz1auzyesg3nk/dr%20weird%202.wmv?dl=0 Another egg video]] from [=MasterTimeThief=], this one another parody of some of the Dr. Weird sketches from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''.
** Jon tells a story from when he still worked at EB Games, when a kid came in with games like ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger'', ''VideoGame/{{Earthbound}}'', and ''VideoGame/SuperCastlevaniaIV'' intending to trade them in. Considering the absurd secondhand prices of some of the games and how the store would only give the kid a dollar or so per game, Jon and his coworkers decided to just give the kid $5 per game. Then they argued extensively about who got to keep which games for their collection.
** One of the games Jon plays is a video game based off ''Series/{{VIP}}'', and the call and chat have a good time just riffing on the game. The highlight of the game comes in the form of the character Quick Williams, when Jon refers to him as Fast Bill at one point due to forgetting his actual name. This snowballs into coming up with other absurd nicknames for him for most of the rest of the game, with the co-comms breaking down more and more in hysterics with each successive nickname.
* Fortune Cookie: Rescheduled Randomness edition
** Jon starts the stream by playing a fighting game based off ''Series/XenaWarriorPrincess''. He eventually starts concocting stupid match-ups for the AI to fight out, all set in Joxer's stage due to how goofy and out-of-place [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DnBMjkZE4 its music]] is. This culminates in him setting up a match between four Joxers with infinite health, which he keeps going even after he cuts away from the game. The match quickly gets dubbed [[Wrestling/WrestleMania JoxerMania]], and for the rest of the stream Jon randomly cuts back to the match instead of the normal intermission screen.
*** Earlier on, Jon sets up a match between a team of three Joxers and Despair. The Joxers continuously throw projectiles at Despair, who just stands in place and takes the hits until he dies. In a later round, Despair ''does'' start attacking, but not before side-eyeing a Joxer who hit him with another projectile at the start.
*** Jon very rapidly discovers that most fights can be won easily by spamming Autolycus' throwing dagger attack, which he refers to as 'toothpick spam!' Dan informs him that, of course, this GameBreaker trick won't work on the final boss. [[HilarityEnsues It does]].
** During the first pre-Cookie trip to [[FanNickname the Void]], one chat user jokes about sticking his dick in there [[GroinAttack and immediately regretting it.]] That's not the funny part, though. What ''is'' the funny part is how Jon sounds legitimately concerned when he responds to what basically amounts to a simple dick joke. And then another chat user claims that the Void [[BiggerIsBetterInBed added a few inches to said dick.]]
** [=MasterTimeThief=] is at it again with another egg video. [[BrickJoke It also crashes immediately after Jon plays it.]]
*** Once the video manages to play, it begins with a flowery meadow and serene music... [[spoiler: only for [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Dr. Weird]] to barge in shouting "Bullshit!" followed by more modified Dr. Weird sketches.]]
*** Later during the stream, [=MasterTimeThief=] sends several ChromaKey-ed versions of Dr. Weird's "Bullshit!" clip, each based on one of Jon's emotes. Jon wastes no time messing around with them.
** ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'', ''Series/WheelOfFortune'', and ''VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack'' are all played one after another with co-comms Dan, [=SolarKnight=], and Medz as contestants, turning most of the stream into an impromptu game show night, to the co-comms' varying levels of enthusiasm.
*** In ''Jeopardy!'', the Final Jeopardy question asks for the name of the Greek mathematician who devised methods for setting enemy ships on fire by reflecting sunlight with a network of mirrors. Medz is left at a complete loss, and he just opts to answer with "Greek Man". [[labelnote:In case you're wondering, the correct answer was...]]Archimedes[[/labelnote]]
*** The best part of this is that Solar, the one who wasn't participating in Final Jeopardy due to a negative score in the main game, was the only one who actually knew the answer.
*** Jon mistaking [[Literature/RipVanWinkle Washington Irving]] for [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia Lloyd Irving]].
*** The same chat user who made the "dick in the Void" joke earlier quips how Dan's character in ''Wheel of Fortune'' resembles "a humanized Cheeto." Jon then retorts that it better resembles Arnold from ''WesternAnimation/TheMagicSchoolBus''. This is then followed by several members in chat making comparisons between [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] and Carlos.
*** At one point in ''Wheel of Fortune'', Dan gets the puzzle "S????S??R" [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SuaveRamshacklePorcupineFunRun and immediately tries to solve it]]. He initially tries to input "SUPERSTAR", only to find that R is disabled. With that being his only guess, he throws in the towel and hastily answers "SXXXXSXXR". Cue chat comparing Dan's performance to [[NeverLiveItDown Emile's]].
*** The very fact that nearly every full-power spin ends up landing on either a Bankrupt or a Lose-A-Turn.
*** Partway through ''You Don't Know Jack,'' the game softlocks. Jon cuts away to [=JoxerMania=] so he can reset the game and get a new round started up off screen, only to discover that [=JoxerMania=] has ''also'' frozen. He then decides there'd be no better way to end the stream and calls it there. Solar promptly tells TV Tropes to have fun. And we certainly did.
* Fortune Cookie: Something Something Easter Something Something Something Egg Edition
** To reflect the amount of times Bagel-related shenanigans occur, a user named [=TheSmashToons=] submitted [[https://twitter.com/TheSmashToons/status/853500396467126273 this video]], which is a Bagel alarm, minus sound.
** At the end of the stream, Jon decides to raid a Ninja Gaiden speedrunner. [[spoiler: He realizes too late that it's a rebroadcast of their personal best time. He ends up raiding someone else after with [=#OurLastRaidSucked=].]]
* Fortune Cookie: No More Turtles Edition
** The stream opens up with a fan-submitted edit of the infamous [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqQOGTshak phone-order delivery scene]] from ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', with a black and red Wesker-Egg superimposed over Aku's face. Chat ''immediately'' starts shouting [[MemeticMutation "EXTRA THICC"]] in glee.
*** Of special note is how the egg starts; it started out the same as the many Dr. Weird egg videos that had been shown on the past few streams, before [[FissionMailed presenting a fake crash screen]] that gets pushed offscreen by two [[CallBack attack kittens]].
** Early on in the stream, ''VideoGame/SnakesRevenge'' ends up being an option. Jon decides to take the opportunity to discuss the fact that the game's antagonist is [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer literally named]] "Higharolla Kockamamie". Then he shows chat [[https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/3/3a/91229a82fc765e48578d8b1b5a8e7ed6.png/revision/latest?cb=20130917235648 a picture]] of the guy from the game's instruction manual.
** During a round of ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' on the UsefulNotes/PlayStation, one category asks to name famous film directors based on the names of the movies they worked on. Cue "Creator/JamesCameron" being the answer to all but one of the questions. From that point on, chat starts joking about James Cameron being the answer to everything.
*** The fact that one of the categories in the first round is [[ThatCameOutWrong "Colorful People"]].
** ''[[https://youtu.be/nITeBOdLrNk?t=2h11m33s ProtonJon's Fortune Cookie]]'' ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 3000]]''.
** The entirety of ''[[Franchise/TheMuppets Muppets Spies: License to Croak]]'' for the UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance. Jon primarily spends his time gawking at the {{Narm}}-ridden animations and cutscenes, Kermit being a particular point of focus.
*** Throughout the game, Bunsen & Beaker act very suspicious about the various gadgets Kermit returns to them, leading Jon and chat to predict that the two will betray Kermit in the game's final act. Come the final level, and it turns out that [[spoiler:they're actually JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf in disguise! Jon, his co-com, and chat promptly spend a good amount of time both marveling at and breaking down in hysterics at this plot twist, due to the fact that '''absolutely none of them saw it coming.''']]
*** An early (and much-repeated) cutscene image shows a shocked/exasperated Kermit, but Jon and the co-comms decide it looks more like he's about to bite into an invisible sandwich. Chat members (of course) photoshop a sub sandwich in there and "Kermit's Sandwich" becomes a minor RunningGag in future streams.
** Right after starting gameplay in a round of ''VideoGame/WarioWorld'', [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BombasticSpinelessBeaverVoteNay Jon crashes the game]] while demonstrating Wario's inhale move. The fact that Jon referred to the move as the "best button" shortly before didn't help matters.
*** Once Jon manages to beat the first boss, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/JollySpookyVanillaPunchTrees it suddenly falls of the edge of the level for no reason.]]
* Fortune Cookie: Let's Just See What Happens Edition
** Jon gets [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BashfulVibrantSlothSquadGoals another fan-submitted egg video]], this one again being based on the Dr. Weird sketches (albeit with a CaptainErsatz character in place of Dr. Weird). This time, Not-Dr.-Weird presents what he sees as the ultimate egg submission... [[spoiler:and it's the Dropbox crash screen.]]
** During a round of ''[[Franchise/PuyoPuyo Puyo Pop Fever]]'', Jon repeatedly demonstrates how bad he is at ''Puyo Puyo''; in one round, he's getting his ass kicked by the opponent only to enter Fever Mode... [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdToughPandaJonCarnage only for it to do jack shit.]]
** While playing ''Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels'' as Luigi, Jon [[DiscreditedMeme tries as hard as he can]] to avoid uttering the words [[VideoGame/NewSuperLuigiU "slippery]] [[CallBack shoes"]] despite the game's absurd difficulty. Eventually, he gives up and restarts the game as Mario, and promptly continues having trouble because the already-hard level design is better optimized for Luigi's jump height. And then roselii49 submits [[https://twitter.com/roselii49/status/858593727731834880 this]] masterpiece.
** At the end of the stream, Jon raids somebody as per usual. When the streamer learns that the raid is from Proton Jon, he thinks that name sounds familiar and Googles him. "Oh yeah! He's the guy who [[spoiler:[[NeverLiveItDown has been trying to finish]] ''VideoGame/Superman64'' [[NeverLiveItDown for the past eight years]]]]!" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Jon couldn't hit the "End Stream" button fast enough]].
* Fortune Cookie: "Okay, So Here Me Out [sic]... Video Games" edition
** During ''VideoGame/MickeyMania'', the first game, after a $1 donation by someone with the name One_Dollar that just reads "ONE MOTHERFUCKING DOLLAR," the chat goes crazy with the donations. Messages include but are not limited to a RunningGag of other donators having dollar-themed names and a ShoutOut to ThisVeryWiki.
--->'''Dropbox:''' [[RunningGag This donation cannot be previewed.]]
** Later, Jon is sent [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST6VKl6AAZk a very shady way to get a warp]] in Mickey Mania.
** Jon gets a donation from someone with the name "Xbox_On" and ''barely'' catches himself before saying it.
** ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS comes up on the cookie and everyone in the chat mentions SO MANY ROCKETS in the chat.
** When Jon plays ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening Link's Awakening DX]]'', due to his used copy of the game having multiple save files named Chris, decides to name his own save file "CHRRS," to try and emulate Wesker screaming Chris's name within the strict character limit. Nothing much comes of it until during the next intermission, when someone tweets at Jon to show him that they hacked the game's memory to remove the character limit on names, ''just so they could make the Chris name as long as possible''.
*** Before that Tweet, Jon reads a line of text saying that Link's sword has his name engraved on it, which leads Jewker to believe that the five-character limit refers to the amount of engraveable space on the sword, which then leads to a joke that the guy who engraved the name simply couldn't fit "CHRIIIIIIIIIII~S" on it and decided to just write down "CHRRS" and call it a day, hoping Link wouldn't notice.
** The final game of the night is a video game version of ''TabletopGame/GameOfLife'', and everybody is left creasing at [[UncannyValley how horrifying the 3D avatars are]].
*** It's eventually pointed out that the avatar Jewker ends up picking looks uncannily like UsefulNotes/BarackObama. When Jewker jumps out to a huge lead early on, it becomes a running joke that of course the president (well, former president more accurately) would be the most successful.
*** The game celebrates the birth of Jewker's in-game daughter with a [[https://clips.twitch.tv/FantasticRamshacklePartridgeKreygasm really gross and cringeworthy gag]] that leaves all of them mortified.
*** Everyone's mind is blown when it turns out the 'get $100,000' sound effect in one mini-game is actually where Jon got the 'jackpot' sound effect he uses for stream donations (which has been going off all night).
*** All the players pick male avatars. The little clips that play in response to landing on a space don't change to feature the avatar of the player in question (which confuses the players at first) which, combined with BuffySpeak, leads to this gem from Jon when Gex lands on the 'get a part-time job' space:
-->'''Jon:''' Er, Gex apparently got a job as...[[ThatCameOutWrong a woman]]...working at a drive-in, so you've earned $5000.
* Fortune Cookie: Time to Press Buttons Edition
** The very first cookie of the night is a game called ''Drunken Robot Pornography''. The game's NonIndicativeTitle quickly catches everyone off-guard and leads to more than a few wondering if the game can even be streamed. [[spoiler:It can.]]
** During one intermission, Jon gets a video submission from Jewker. It starts off as another edit of the [[MemeticMutation "EXTRA THICC"]] scene from ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', but then quickly shifts directions to Jewker pestering Jon to [[BrickJoke make the snickerdoodles]]. And then backmasked audio of Jewker starts playing, which Jon almost immediately recognizes as him just reciting [[CallBack the snickerdoodles recipe]] from the ''Radical Rescue'' walkthrough.
** During another intermission, Jon gets sent a video of ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'' cutscenes edited to match up with the audio of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoB543m9Zzw the first]] WebVideo/GameGrumps tee shirt commercial. Despite the audio featuring former Not-So-Grump WebVideo/JonTron, who had become [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement a somewhat divisive figure]] in recent months, everyone still manages to get a kick out of it because of [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PleasantHorribleCroissantPeteZarollTie how well]] the cutscenes match up with the audio.
** While ''Spiderman: Web of Shadows'' proves to be an uneventful game for the most part, Jon does still get some mileage out of it when he [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedStrangeLasagnaRiPepperonis gets Spiderman stuck]] on a ledge in his jumping animation.
** [[RuleOfThree During yet another intermission]], Jon gets another submission from [=MasterTimeThief=]. This time, it's a remake of the Raid Countermeasures video that not only uses the full five-minute ''Franchise/{{Rambo}}'' parody from ''Film/{{UHF}}'', but also incorporates many in-jokes from other streamers as well as replacing the Kappa in the helicopter with [[CallBack Dr.]] [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Weird]]. The sheer amount of dedication put into the video combined with an already-hilarious scene ends up leaving chat in hysterics; Myo and a few others in chat go so far as to start pointing out how much fun TV Tropes will have with it.
** ''Dudes with Attitude'' manages to garner a few laughs for all the wrong reasons, starting off with the game's [[SarcasmMode lovely]] [[https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/9/93770/2361690-nes_dudeswithattitude.jpg box art]] and [[https://r.mprd.se/Nintendo%20Entertainment%20System/Titles/Dudes%20With%20Attitude%20(U)%20(Unl).png title screen.]] Jon spends some time trying to determine who's the dude, who's the attitude, and who's the with.
*** Near the end of the round, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereFlirtySoymilkNononoCat Jon discovers that the game has a level editor.]] After some initial confusion, he makes a level with no jewels where the spawn point and exit are right on top of each other, named "HELP ME". Because Jon didn't put ''any'' jewels in the level, the exit opens up as soon as the level begins, which lead to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AlluringClearMagpieOSkomodo this]] happening. Cue the UsefulNotes/{{Speedrunning}} jokes!
* Serious Sam - 16 Player Open Lobby Co-op Chaos[[note]]This stream is categorized here because it segued into a Fortune Cookie stream after ''Serious Sam'' was over[[/note]]:
** Partway through the stream, Jon gets linked to another Dr. Weird video on [=YouTube=], this time by Simply-Vincenzo, about his own origins. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SRDW-4JzgM& It must be seen to be believed]].
** During the escape sequence at the beginning of ''VideoGame/MetroidPrime'', Jon takes his time and goes through the path relatively nonchalantly, only to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SpikyGenerousLampDoubleRainbow realize]] at the end that he's on a time limit. Which everyone but him noticed.[[note]]Jon couldn't see the timer because he coincidentally had a bunch of game cases stacked in front of his TV in the exact spot to block off the timer.[[/note]]
** During an intermission, Jon takes the time to show off the [[VideoGame/TombRaider Lara Croft]] [[https://assets.listia.com/photos/2073301/original.JPG?s=320x320m&sig=8d61f8e4e41e9167&ts=1299782034 memory card]] for the UsefulNotes/PlayStation. Chat immediately asks if her tits light up; Rosie promptly takes this ball and [[https://twitter.com/roselii49/status/862558878935826432 runs with it]].
*** Later, Jon learns about a similarly-designed Franchise/DukeNukem [[http://legacy.3drealms.com/zerohour/images/n64card4.jpg Controller Pak]] for the UsefulNotes/Nintendo64 and [[https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51sNjjcqrWL.jpg its PS1 memory card counterpart]]. Jon immediately starts bursting with a combination of joy and desire.
** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SourMotionlessCheesecakeYee This]] monstrosity from ''WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget: Gadget's Crazy Maze''.
* Fortune Cookie: ACTUALLY The Last Stream Before TRG Trip/Momocon Edition
** The opening round of ''Razor Freestyle Scooter'' is sure to elicit constant amusement from viewers, be it through chat's constant referencing of [[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Vinny's]] "Scoot the Burbs" song, Jon repeatedly making his player clap in mid-air, and the game's shoddy collision damage physics. However, all of this pales in comparison to the agony Jon experiences on Sky Fortress, repeatedly falling off the stage, [[IFellForHours which happens to be suspended 50 feet in the air]], just to rescue some kid named Daryl. When Jon finally ''does'' complete the stage, all he gets is a clear screen with what is quite clearly composed of [[GISSyndrome stock imagery from around the internet]] and the ability to play as Daryl. Chat proceeds to start blaming everything bad throughout the rest of the stream on Daryl.
*** Right before ending the round, Jon decides to relieve some stress by repeatedly scooting off Sky Fortress as Daryl.
** During the first intermission of the night, Jon presents a 1-minute variation of the updated Raid Countermeasures video... which starts with the ''VideoGame/Superman64'' menu opening and [[BrickJoke resizing the screen to 20%]]. And then Jon presents a second version for false raids.
** ''Wheel of Fortune'' on the UsefulNotes/GameBoy manages to be somewhat amusing for all the wrong reasons, be it the incredibly painful title music, the creepy pixel art Vanna White, or Jewker managing to do surprisingly well on a bonus board with just a random assortment of consonants and a vowel, much to Jon's exasperation. Even funnier, Jewker isn't able to figure out what said bonus board is supposed to be, only for Jon to reveal that it reads [[spoiler:"A BITTERSWEET VICTORY."]]
** Jewker's [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PhilanthropicHeartlessPandaEagleEye rationalization]] for why Jon should delete the 80-year-old file in ''VideoGame/MischiefMakers''.
*** Shortly afterwards, Jon notices [[DokaponKingdom Hans the Arms Dealer]] in the chat and explains why he went after Darkling Tim. A couple minutes later, someone says the guys should stop messing around in the game and just finish it already, triggering a rant about how he wishes people would shut up, that the people saying that [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch clearly haven't played the game]], and that if they're sick of it they should [[DontLikeDontRead just stop watching]].
*** Then he mentions that when they finally do finish the game, his resultant tweet will be 'fucking finally'. [[spoiler: They did! And he sent the tweet!]]
* Fortune Cookie: Back To Normal Edition
** Jon plays ''Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam'', [[RunningGag once again]] abusing the custom character creation to create an absurd monstrosity, this time a giant neon pink character with ridiculous proportions, an orange Fu Manchu (which is barely visible on the pink skin), red star-shaped sunglasses with gold frames, and neon green liberty spikes. The default name, "Guy" is changed to "Guy 2©®".
*** During the tutorial, Jon cracks up at [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackyUnusualClamPeoplesChamp this bizarre image]] which pops up every time he completes an objective.
*** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BlatantGorgeousSowOptimizePrime Tony beats Jon in a race]] by a narrow 0.02 seconds, despite the fact that ''Jon clearly crosses the finish line first''. TheComputerIsACheatingBastard, indeed.
*** Later, somebody gives Jon a list of cheat codes and he goes through activating a bunch of them. First his skater is transformed into a giant warped cow that looks like something out of a John Carpenter movie, then after turning a few off his skater is now several times bigger than all the other skaters. As he summarises it shortly afterwards:
---->'''Jon''': We raced downhill as a Picasso Cow shooting fish at Scotsmen playing bagpipes. What more could you ask for at this point?!
** Jon picks LetsPlay/JoshJepson as his raid target for the night since it was his birthday, only to find Josh streaming completely hammered.
* Fortune Cookie: "Nobody Messes With Adam We" Edition
** Originally, this stream had been cancelled due to Jon's family visiting that night. At the start of the stream, he explains that the reason his family was in town was because his sister and her husband ''had entered a demolition derby'', but it got rained out, so they all just went out for dinner instead and then went home, so he was able to stream after all. The sheer absurdity of the circumstances leaves a good portion of the chat baffled or amused.
** Due to Creator/AdamWest's passing, Jon says he would play a game that Adam West voices in as a tribute, but discovers that he doesn't own any, so instead he starts the stream with a game based off ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''. Then, not five minutes later, someone gifts him ''[[VideoGame/LegoBatman Lego Batman 3]]'', much to his mixed exasperation and appreciation.
*** The ''Brave and the Bold'' game itself is a fun time in general, due to capturing a lot of the show's campy charm. However, the standout moment is [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BeautifulResourcefulCardOSkomodo Robin being turned into a cat]], due in large part to Jon's utter glee. Even better is how in-game Robin asks if he was cute after the whole ordeal.
** One cookie is a close race between ''Lego Batman 3'' and ''VideoGame/VirtualHydlide'', but ''Virtual Hydlide'' ultimately takes it. When the people in the ''Lego Batman'' camp express their displeasure at the result, Jon enters LEGOBATMAN as the code for the game's random world generation, to try and appease both camps. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PoorPolishedAntelopePJSugar This goes bad very quickly]].
*** Even funnier, both this game and the one before it (''Snowboard Kids 2'' for the UsefulNotes/Nintendo64) were published by, of all people, Creator/{{Atlus}}, leading Jewker to dub the stream "Atlus Night" (even though those were the only two Atlus games of the stream). [=MasterTimeThief=] promptly asks if Jon can stream ''VideoGame/Persona5'' now.
** Once ''Lego Batman 3'' finally manages to win a cookie, things go downhill very fast when Jon starts running into technical issues that force him to fiddle around with the screen, accidentally squishing it to 4:3 for a while before stretching it back to 16:9. Once he does get the aspect ratio fixed for the viewers, he decides to show exactly what his end looks like at the moment: the game itself is fullscreen, the ''picture'' isn't, and only takes up a portion of the middle of the screen while the rest of the screen is just black. Even more baffling; when Jon had the game accidentally set to 4:3, on ''his'' end it looked fine and filled the screen properly.
* Fortune Cookie: Predictable Predictions Edition
** A game based on ''Anime/SamuraiChamploo'' quickly wins a cookie when it comes to light that Creator/Suda51 was involved in its development. The chat is lukewarm on the game at the start, due in large part to an abundance of cut scenes, but they start to warm up to it when gameplay starts proper. Then, the instant [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BlindingOptimisticCroquetteKappaPride what can only be described as a murder rave bonus game]] comes up, opinion instantly turns, and the chat starts asking en masse for Jon to play the entire game on stream.
** Jewker asks Jon to put ''[[VideoGame/MarioParty Mario Party Island Tour]]'' on the cookie just for a single minigame that involves imitating the characters' voices. Jon's inevitable failed attempts at the game are funny enough, but what happens after he finally wins is even better: he decides to try exclusively going "WAAAAAAA" in a Waluigi voice just to see how well he does. [[spoiler:He wins, with almost as many points as he got on his first win]].
** After Jon chews out the chat for excessive backseat gaming during an ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' game, he angrily declared that there will be no raid and the stream is over, then the stream [[RageQuit abruptly ends without even playing the End of Stream animation]]. A couple minutes later, the stream comes back on, and Jon sheepishly admits that he meant to do a [[FissionMailed fake stream ending]] but accidentally hit the wrong button, and that there will be a raid after all.
* Fortune Cookie: Pre-Otafest Stream Edition
** Before the stream even began, in a discussion about name differences between FinalFantasy games, [=BigDre87=] accidentally spelt the acronym as "FFVV", which set off a string of posts consisting of game titles, song lyrics, and regular sentences [[SelfDemonstratingArticle vith vvery vord vtarting vith V.]] This went on for over an hour, and even kept going for a short bit when the stream actually started.
** At Ryan's suggestion, ''VideoGame/YouHaveToWinTheGame'' is put on cookie and wins it. Ryan tells Jon that the game has no music, so Jon tries to [[CallBack get the Fibbage lobby music playing over the game]]. However, he's first unable to find the music online at all. After a while of searching, he tries to run ''Jackbox'' and ''You Have to Win the Game'' simultaneously on Steam so he can idle ''Jackbox'' in a Fibbage lobby. It works at first, before Jon discovers that all of his inputs in ''You Have to Win the Game'' are also registered by ''Jackbox'', meaning he just ends up clicking through its menus while playing. At that point, he gives up and decides to play different music entirely.
*** During the game itself, Jon is playing the game on Extra Spicy, the game's hard mode, at Ryan's request. As a result, there's a RunningGag of Ryan hyping up a section as extremely difficult, [[{{Anticlimax}} only for Jon to beat it in a couple attempts]].
** Another round of randomized ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast'' wins a later cookie, but the experience starts to get soured by excessive backseat gaming from the chat. This leads to an extended discussion of how backseat gaming has ruined Jon's enjoyment of certain games. In turn, this leads him to joke that he should institute a "punishment" for backseating where, instead of playing the game himself, he just plays a speedrun video of that game while still giving commentary as if it's him playing. Then he takes it a step further and says he should record a generic commentary track that he could play over any game and see how well it would match up to those videos.
* Fortune Cookie: Sometimes Live Edition
** The first game of the night is GotchaForce, and Jon has a blast making fun of the [[NarmCharm ridiculous voice acting.]] Mana has it the worst, so naturally Jon picks her as his partner in almost every fight.
*** When given the option to name the PC, Jon is quick to give him the title of the antagonists: the Death Force.
** VideoGame/WWEAllStars has a custom character feature, which Jon expectedly and enthusiastically abuses. His new creation is "Filler,"[[note]]Named so because he wanted to name it after he customized it, but found that he could not change the name[[/note]] a massive man with tiny hands and feet, a football helmet clipping through his deformed, [[Series/TheWildThornberrys Nigel Thornberry]]-esque head, [[FelonyMisdemeanor socks with sandals]], a magically floating bow tie, the nickname "The Mastodon", and the [[{{Acrofatic}} agile, high-flying moveset]] of Wrestling/ReyMysterioJr, with a [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom Knockout Punch]] as his finisher.
*** Jon is absolutely giddy when he sees PaulBearer cutting a classic style promo at the start of the Undertaker's Path of Champions route.
*** Jon was unimpressed with Shawn's introduction… [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PopularBitterYakinikuSquadGoals until Shawn breaks the fourth wall]] and pulls out a copy of the game, stating that he's in it.
* Fortune Cookie: Overheating Edition
** Jon starts the stream by playing the minigolf DLC for ''VideoGame/DeadRising4'', playing online against someone from chat later on. After Jon finishes one of the holes, he cuts to countermeasures due to [[LetsPlay/JoshJepson Josh]] raiding. When he cuts back, the person he's playing against [[NoodleIncident has somehow gone from doing fine on the hole to being 4 above par.]]
** For the first cookie, Ryan initially suggests ''VideoGame/DeathRoadToCanada'', but decides against it after being reminded of a recent controversy surrounding the composer filing DMCA takedowns for all games she's worked on. One of the other games she's worked on that's mentioned is ''VideoGame/RiverCityRansomUnderground'', and ''right as it's mentioned'', ''VideoGame/RiverCityRansom'' appears on the cookie.
** When a game based on ''Series/TheXFiles'' wins a cookie, Jon has to restart some of his streaming set-up due to the game's audio not coming through. Inexplicably, this causes all the gifs on his intermission wall to freeze, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BlueGlamorousPartridgeTooSpicy except one]] of Franchise/{{Robocop}} drinking coffee from ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''. Chat is quick to make many jokes along the lines of "Can't stop Robocop."
*** The game itself is hilarious in how terrible it is, not helped by the game being for Playstation 1 and Jon's [=PS2=] having issues emulating it. In particular, Jon has to restart the game early on, due to an extremely bizarre glitch happening upon picking a particular dialogue option which caused the game to freeze... and also play ''every line of dialogue in the entire game in succession''. Dan jokes that this is a speedrunning technique and that Jon's on world record pace.
*** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AbrasiveDeadPeanutRuleFive The game over Jon gets]] also warrants mention, both because of how abrupt it is and because of Jon's reaction to it.
** Later, Jon plays a fighting game based off [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]], which elicits a ton of laughs due to its terribleness. In particular, characters recoil off walls every time they come anywhere near the walls, and the [[LargeHam hammy announcer]] declares "COMBINATION!" any time either character gets ''any sort of combo''.
** The final game of the night is ''VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}}'', which Jon plays against Dan, Ryan, and Stan. All throughout Jon's matches, Bagel is being particularly mischievous, meaning Jon has to contend with pacifying Bagel while also fighting his opponent.
*** After becoming embarrassed at how badly he did in his appearances on the race streams, Stan wins a few matches during the roundabout, but because the viewers can only see what Jon sees and none of his wins were where Jon and the audience could see them, he laments that the one time he actually wins something on Jon's stream it happens off camera.
* Fortune Cookie: Possibly Last Cookie Before [=ConBravo=] Edition
** The first cookie of the night featured ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack and the Amulet of Time'' as one of the choices, which won easily. After it was played, [[spoiler:the ''very first'' game to come up on the second cookie was ''Samurai Jack and the Amulet of Time'']].
** For the second cookie, Jon plays ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Disney's Goofy's Fun House]]''. After playing for a while, he discovers the game straight-up contains Goofy cartoons he can watch. This causes him to send the game to the void and go to cookie almost immediately after starting one up. What makes it is later on, someone submits an egg video of Jon sending the game to the void, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SpunkyFaintStinkbugBleedPurple to which they added Goofy's signature yell]].
*** Earlier than that, Jon goes into Max's room and [[https://youtu.be/-KkkHARhu30?t=6743 witnesses]] the [[SarcasmMode beauty]] that is one of his posters.
** The fact that the night's run of ''Franchise/{{Digimon}} Battle Spirit'' ends with the Game Boy Player crashing. [[RunningGag Again.]]
** One of the later games is a ''Madden'' game for the UsefulNotes/Nintendo64. Chat spends a good chunk of that round constantly referencing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo this]] ''VideoGame/MoonbaseAlpha'' video. At one point, chat discusses the possibility of the Madden All-Stars team literally consisting of eleven John Maddens.
** Jon attempts to hear Cranky Kong's "WEEEHEEEEEEEE" voice clip in ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns 3D'', only for Ryan and/or Dan to keep accidentally talking over it every single time.
** The last game of the night is ''VideoGame/DragonBallZBudokai 3'', which understandably summons an assload of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' references from chat.
*** Continuing on from his last playthrough of that game, Jon makes it through the Namek saga and is caught off-guard by how bad the direction for some of the voice acting and writing, particularly [[https://clips.twitch.tv/IncredulousDoubtfulPlumberPrimeMe Goku greeting his dying son]] in the most inappropriately enthusiastic way possible and Krillin's screams of agony being transcribed as [[https://clips.twitch.tv/DifferentCrowdedWitchPeteZarollTie "awwwwwwks."]]
* Fortune Cookie: Countdown to Bagel Alert Edition
** The first game of the night is a game adaptation for ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''. In a couple cases, [[ArtificialStupidity Mr. Freeze's goons run into each other]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/EasyBoringAlmondFloof and continue running in place]].
** During the previous stream ([=ConBravo=] Mystery Pile), Jon announced [[http://www.stickermitch.com/store/p86/Raid_Shirt.html a new shirt for sale based on the raid countermeasures video]]. This stream, Jon showed off [[https://clips.twitch.tv/WildBovineCrabNononoCat a commercial that he made for it]], featuring a WallOfText FreezeFrameBonus.
* Subscriber's Fortune Cookie: Your Choice, My "Experience" Edition
** Freedom Planet:
*** The co-comms state that Jade Creek is where the bosses start ramping up in difficulty, only for Jon to narrowly win against Neera Li and Serpentine in one go. The co-comms are baffled.
** Future Jon donated to remind Jon that he needs to play game number 54 because it was a good one. Jon checked, and was baffled to find it was true. Chat went wild.
*** At the end of the stream, Jon reveals that the game was [[spoiler:Worms Armageddon]]
* Fortune Cookie: Busy Week Ahead Edition
** [[https://www.dropbox.com/sh/20ipbsthjljtsbp/AADcW1j4X-tGH4rYKBTKzDL7a?preview=A+COMPLETE+History+of+ProtonJon+Streams+Arranged+to+the+Theme+of+the+Complete+History+of+the+Soviet+Union+Arranged+to+the+Theme+of+Tetris.mp3 A new egg song with vocals by Stan]], this time a parody of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8 this]] vocal version of the ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' theme.
*** There is a section of the song where the [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SuaveInspiringLatteArsonNoSexy Windows disconnect and warning sounds]] play. This caught Jon off-guard.
** Jon plays ''[[VideoGame/ChocobosDungeon Chocobo Racing]]'', and the game's surprisingly funny writing, complete with plenty of BreakingTheFourthWall and GettingCrapPastTheRadar, pushes him to beat the game on stream.
*** At one point in the game, Jon learns about the Magicite shards that serve as the games' {{MacGuffin}}s to the tune of the ''Final Fantasy'' prelude theme... [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PricklySpoopyConsoleTBTacoRight as sung by]] a SoBadItsGood MIDI of children singing. Which appears again during the game's ending.
*** When a Fat Chocobo that's swallowed a MacGuffin ponders eating the other characters, Stan wonders if the characters could retrieve the Macguffin from inside his body. This leads him and Jewker to have an extended conversation about the logistics of it, until Jon shuts it down, saying he doesn't want conversations about vore on his streams.
*** Due to the game's cutesy art style, Jon is consistently caught off guard by normally threatening ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' monsters being adorable. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BlatantApatheticFishBrokeBack In particular,]] he and Stan note that the game's rendition of Behemoth just looks like a buffed up [[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]]. One chat user dubs him [[IncrediblyLamePun "Spyroid"]].
** The final game of the night is ''[[VideoGame/MarioStrikers Mario Strikers Charged]]'', and while playing through the game's introductory cup, he consistently [[CurbStompBattle curb stomps]] his opponents, with the highlight being one match where he wins 12-0 against Yoshi. Then he tries to play matches on the hardest difficulty ([[CallBack including one against Daisy]]), and the exact opposite happens.
*** Throughout the entirety of a match against Donkey Kong, Stan and Jewker do nothing but make constant references to the [[WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry Donkey Kong Country cartoon]], much to Jon's consternation.
*** Jon takes such a liking to Waluigi's bluegrass {{Leitmotif}} that he ends up playing it for the rest of the stream, even during the raid and end of stream video.
*** In a brutal AI match against Daisy, the ball bounces around before going into the goal. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ResoluteEncouragingAyeayeRlyTho Jon and his co-comms are baffled]].
* Game Sharks Challenge & Fortune Cookie: Change of Plans Edition
** During the opening round of ''Mario Golf: Advance Tour'' for Game Sharks, Jon manages to get an unusually good run, scoring birdie after birdie, much to everyone's surprise. Unfortunately for him though, the StatusQuoIsGod trope would end up rearing its ugly head in [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ClumsySquareKleeBIRB the best/worst way possible]].
** While playing ''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory2 Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue]]'', a discussion revolving around Music/LimpBizkit leads to Jon pointing out that lead singer Fred Durst has a Twitch channel and frequently streamed ''Call of Duty'' on it, much to everyone's shock.
*** Jon and co-comms discover that when Buzz is in first-person aiming mode, the reflection of his face on his helmet is visible. However, it's barely noticeable... at least until Jon [[https://clips.twitch.tv/MoistAgreeableKoupreyDBstyle looks up at the ceiling]].
** Jon's adventures in Chao raising in ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' turn out to be no less interesting than [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys his escapades]] in [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure the first game]], be it from [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SassyHardSwallowMcaT constantly spamming the pet button]] to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/LuckyAbstemiousMeerkatEleGiggle accidentally punching his child across the room]].
* Fortune Cookie: The Future, Yesterday! Edition
** For the first cookie, Jon plays ''TabletopGame/GameOfLife'' on Steam with Medz, Solar, and Stan. They choose a fast game so they can actually finish it on stream, and are surprised by how fast it actually is, with none of them realizing Stan won until after he reaches the goal. This causes Stan to rejoice that he's finally won a game on stream, while Medz gets [[SeriousBusiness legitimately upset]] since he got one space from the goal without realizing it.
*** Earlier in the run, Stan pulls a card that asks everyone to name what their superhero cosplay would be. Jon picks "nothing," which leads chat to joke about him dressing up as [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Naked]] [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Lad]], and Solar picks ComicBook/AntMan, which leads ''Jon'' to joke about Solar dressing as "Ants Man," [[LiteralMinded a man covered head-to-toe with live ants]].
*** Related to the quick ending, right before starting the game Jon played a video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkJ2OMYezvE describing the "true story" of how he and Lucah met]] starting a conversation in the call about Jon's wedding plans. The way to end a fast mode game is to hit a [[TemptingFate random milestone]] in the game. Which one does the game choose? Get to the wedding chapel.
** A Strawpoll pits ''VideoGame/TemboTheBadassElephant'' against ''Videogame/SonicMania''. Towards the end of the poll, Tom decides to raid Jon. HilarityEnsues as nobody is able to vote for their game and, in the confusion, Jon cannot figure out what game won the poll. The result? [[TakeAThirdOption Both games win the poll!]] The sheer absurdity of the situation leads to it being posted on this exact page within '''minutes.'''
*** When Jon gets to Tembo, he manages to break it ''[[https://clips.twitch.tv/CleverRudeDiamondMikeHogu instantly]].'' Everyone is so amused by the glitch that Jon keeps playing the game in that state and even manages to beat a couple stages. It gets to the point that when Jon accidentally fixes the game, he goes back to cookie almost immediately after.
** The last game of the night is a licensed Hot Wheels game for the UsefulNotes/Nintendo64, which ends up being a gigantic comedy of errors thanks to a combination of bad controls, oddly-tiered cars, and a horrendously unintuitive damage mechanic (thanks to the cars ''not having visible health indicators'').
*** Late into the round, someone in chat points out how ever since Stan became a mod [[ButtMonkey he's ended up either publicly humiliating himself or self-inflicting copious amounts of pain and suffering on numerous occasions]], much to Jon's amusement.
* Super Mario 64 Multiplayer with Friends, Then ???[[note]]This stream only became a Fortune Cookie partway through as the result of a Strawpoll[[/note]]:
** The very first game of the night is ''VideoGame/SuperMario64 Online'', a GameMod of ''Super Mario 64'' that turns it into an MMO. Dan and Jewker manage to set the tone for the round by killing Jon on accident.
*** Jon decides to show off just how insane/silly the multiplayer interactions can get through [[https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialRelentlessNightingaleKappaClaus this]] work of magic, taking advantage of how pausing simply freezes you in midair.
*** The gang attempts to race The Princess's Secret Slide. [[spoiler:The gang accidentally [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ElegantCuteCoffeeCoolStoryBob clips]] Jon ''through'' The Princess's Secret Slide.]] Twice. Later, [[spoiler:Jon attempts to make Dan and Jewker do this to him a third time on purpose, only for it to not work. Because [[BornUnlucky only Jon]] could glitch a game to a horrific degree on accident and only on accident.]]
*** After '''that''' insanity, Jon and co. decide to race The Princess's Secret Slide for real, only for Jon to accidentally bump his head at the start thanks to Waluigi's ''very'' unconventional physics, costing him a good amount of time. Jon tries to gain back some distance by diving forward on the slide, which predictably makes Waluigi go down on his stomach. However, because his hitbox is so large, he ''[[https://clips.twitch.tv/PoliteCrowdedStapleRuleFive floats]]'' while sliding, leading chat to [[https://twitter.com/game4brains/status/910711737032351744 dub him]] [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Superwah]].
*** Jon's amusement at the odd walking animations for a good chunk of the characters (thanks to them being rigged to Mario's skeleton), most of which end up humping the air. Jon particularly mention's Peach's [[https://twitter.com/KuroiRakurai/status/910711136726781952 "crab hands."]]
*** At one point, Jon mentions how during a practice run of the game, Bagel hopped on his keyboard and accidentally hit the hotkey combo to switch the visuals to free dot mode. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CovertBashfulAxeTBTacoRight The horror]] that resulted must be seen to be believed.
*** Midway through the round, Jon decides to beat the game early via glitching his way to Bowser in the Sky. Once he defeats Bowser, he demonstrates how you can switch characters midway through the ending cutscene by causing Peach's kiss to transform Waluigi into his true form, [[spoiler:PEACH!]]
*** Earlier, right after beating Bowser, Jon has Waluigi stand still while waiting for Dan & Jewker to reach a good stopping point before grabbing the Big Star (as beating the game forces ''everyone'' to view the ending), only for Waluigi to start [[https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialRespectfulDragonfruitEleGiggle walking in place.]] Chat immediately starts comparing it to [[Music/MichaelJackson a moonwalk.]] This becomes somewhat HilariousInHindsight when Dan later suggests ''VideoGame/MichaelJacksonsMoonwalker'' for a cookie.
*** At the end of the round, the gang decides to come together and beat Bowser for real. Because they all get the Big Star within quick succession of each other as Peach, the ending ends up appearing as if playable peach is leaving behind several afterimages.
** During one intermission, Jon receives another egg based on the [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic Sez]] PSA's, including one that condemns stealing. During this particular one, chat happens to be [[{{Irony}} playing a game of Bank Heist with Gatherbot,]] which leads to the sight of the !bankheist command being heavily spammed throughout the PSA.
** During another intermission, Jon receives two videos specifically designed for one-man raids, both still based on the ''Franchise/{{Rambo}}'' parody in ''Film/{{UHF}}'' and both of them are a barrel of laughs. The first video, by [=MasterTimeThief=], is the "mooks on the hill" portion, edited to only feature a single Kappa (with other soldiers clipping into the shot thanks to the somewhat rough editing). The second one, by [=ACfan120=], is the exploding arrow portion with [=ACFan=] dubbing over the single old soldier with a high-pitched "pew pew pew", ending with the message "on man raid" written in Comic Sans.
** ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' comes up on Cookie. The results are inevitable.
** During the Cookie after ''Hotel Mario'', Dan's suggestion of ''Michael Jackson's Moonwalker'' is significantly overtaken by ''The Simpsons: Road Rage'' and one other game. One chat user then states that Dan might want to keep his suggestion for the next cookie, since for this round [[BlackComedy it's ended up]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice "deader than Michael Jackson."]] Then ''another'' chat user responds with "that was pretty dark, [[CrossesTheLineTwice unlike Michael Jackson.]]"
* Fortune Cookie - 1 Year of Bagel Alerts Edition
** In celebration of the one-year anniversary of Bagel's adoption, Jon opens the stream with a VisualNovel called "Cat President." The results were... Interesting, to say the least; Complete with Jon [[AudienceParticipation Strawpolling key decisions]], Only to ignore the vote and have LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} make the key decisions.
** The cat that Lucahjin picked being a caricature of Creator/DonaldTrump. Chat had a field day with this.
** Jon decides to play the [[CallBack Pokerpocalypse video]]. Captain Falcon chimes in at [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AlluringAthleticSashimiDatBoi the best possible moment]]
** During the first half, Jon occasionally lets out a "HMMMM..." in an increasingly goofy tone.
** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SteamySuspiciousSharkFeelsBadMan Jon getting roasted by Co-com]]
*** Shortly after, a chat user tells Jon that he should shave. He is less than amused.
** After being completely useless for the entire fight, Luigi gets the kill shot in Kingdom Battle.
* Fortune Cookie: Whoops, Guess We Need a Subtitle Edition
** A member of the chat giving an out-of-context QuoteMine of something Ryan said ("there are a couple of games I like to throw up", meaning on the Fortune Cookie) sparks a bizarre conversation between Jon and the co-comms about vomiting as a hobby.
** Jon plays ''[[VideoGame/StarWarsEpisodeIRacer Star Wars: Racer Revenge]]'' and refers to the game's currency, truguts, as "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts truck nuts]]". [[ButWaitTheresMore That's not the funny part]]. The next game played is ''VideoGame/TheDogIsland'', and Jon shows just how much living with LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} has affected him by giving his dog the very Lucah-worthy name of "Trucknuts [=McFucknuts=]", causing Lucah to burst out laughing upstairs. And the ''entire name'' appears every time any character mentions it in the game, meaning it just gets funnier.
** Also in ''Racer Revenge'', Jon [[https://clips.twitch.tv/EnticingGoldenJaguarCoolCat reading out]] the LongList of player characters with typically silly Episode 1 alien names, in an EscalatingPunchline manner which Jon quickly compares to Reb Brown's MST3K aliases in ''Space Mutiny''.
** At the end of playing ''Racer Revenge'', Jon discovers there is art in the game for a podracer in the style of Darth Vader's TIE Fighter. The co-comms then create some Star Wars headcanon that [[GoKartingWithBowser Vader occasionally heads back to Tatooine in his Star Destroyer to take part in Podraces for old time's sake]].
While moments that occur in LetsPlay/ProtonJon's [[Funny/ProtonJonLivestreams Twitch streams]] can be hilarious, the Fortune Cookie streams have so much that they needed their own page.
* An early Fortune Cookie stream has Jon playing ''VideoGame/MonsterRancher 2'', where Jon's monster happens to be a living wall who Jon names it "{{LetsPlay/Pcull44444}}". Later on, the chat is saying that Pcull (the monster thankfully...) may die soon so Dan gives Jon this line.
-->'''Dan''': [[Literature/OldYeller No Ma... Pcull's MY wall. I'll do it.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4-55UhDNrKE#t=929 Jon explains he can't pay attention to messages]] because he has to concentrate on a hard ''F-Zero'' race. Patrick decides to troll him by setting him a fake algebra problem to distract him. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard Jake then gets him back on Jon's behalf]] by setting Patrick a ''real'' calculus problem, which Patrick then proceeds to actually start solving while Jon continues to race.
* [[https://youtu.be/xYjEA7Un7u0?t=1058 In the first ever Fortune Cookie stream]], while playing ''Sonic Advance 2'' Jon claims to be a "[[BuffySpeak Professional]] ''Film/SpaceJam'' [[BuffySpeak Song Knower-er]]".
* Jon plays a [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys Runaway Guys]] Dating Sim
-->'''Jon''': The problem with bringing up streaming something stupid to the livestream chat is that they want to actually see said dumb thing.
** Right before playing this game, someone asks Jon if he was trapped on an island, and he had a choice between being alone forever or being with LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} forever, which would he pick. Jon chooses [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming being with Chugga]], on account of him actually not being too hyper when only one other person is around and saying he would actually be useful in that type of situation. Cue someone in the call with him...
--->[[DeadpanSnarker Just in case a boat passes by]] [[NoIndoorVoice three miles away?]]
* Playing VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 on a Retron, he accidentally kicked the cartridge, which caused it to fail to connect to the console properly. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CIBrncUxwg This is the result.]] WARNING: May induce seizures.
** The ''very beginning''
--->'''Proton Jon:''' Okay, we're gonna play SUPER BGGAGABGABAYU. ...Ooon the NES.
*** Made better by the fact that his co-commenters ''had no idea of what was happening'', they could only hear Proton speaking.
** All the glitched text forming nonsense words that sound vaguely German or Japanese...
*** The end-of-level message that reads "YOU GOT A EARD!" instead of "YOU GOT A CARD!", which Jon reads as "YOU GOT A BEARD!"
*** Toad's strangely poetic comment "Pntttptnpn to a faraway land" in a mushroom house.
*** Jon reading the on-screen text "WRCCIXR G1 WRP ZINR!"
** As commenters point out, Jon gets screwed over by invisible coin blocks...[[CallBack again]].
** Jon notes that a glitched 1-up appears in the game as the letter P and comments "[[ThatCameOutWrong Man, I got a P!]]"
** Jon plays up to World 8 because he wants to see what glitched Bowser looks like...[[SpringtimeForHitler only for the game]] to ''start healing itself'' enroute.
** It starts glitching again a bit later, and Jon has to get up to Bowser while being unable to see the lava for the glitches...[[spoiler:and Bowser turns out to be perfectly normal]].
** in addition to the glitchiness, Somehow in the midst of the chaos, Jon's soundboard when someone subscribes changes from "YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG" to [[VideoGame/MortalKombat MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!]]
** Jon reads out the heavily glitched credits as best he can, then the game resets...and the title screen has reverted to normal, to his surprise.
** Jon reading from the comments "Jon beat World 4, but it's still anyone's gurflgrgl!"
** On the same note as that "You will give us an ERGGUURGH?!"
** One of the subscribers during the livestream tells Jon "I thought you weren't doing any more ROM hacks", causing Jon to laugh and respond with "Touche".
* During a game of ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' with LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}}, LetsPlay/DanTheEnigma, and [=PsychoticGex=] (the latter of whom were teamed up for sake of having room for all 4 players), Lucah ended up temporarily [[RageQuit leaving the skype call]] for all of 2 minutes. Meanwhile, Jon, Dan, and Gex are just laughing their asses off.
** To give some context as to why that happened: the group is playing the game in hotseat multiplayer, relaying their decisions for Jon to carry out via Skype. On the second puzzle of the session, after a few turns as normal, both "Gex the Enigma" (the team of two) and Lucah both figure out the puzzle while Jon (who was already in the lead) doesn't have a clue. Jon spins for Gex, and gets a Bankrupt. He then spins for Lucah, and lands on a Miss a Turn. The other two already call shenanigans, only for Jon to pick another letter, realize the answer, but spin one more time for score... [[spoiler: he lands on the jackpot space and immediately secures it. The other three promptly rage, Lucah getting so vitriolic she actually drops the call.]]
** Later, the chat actually made a ''[[CrackPairing Lucah/Mexican Pizza]]'' fanfic!
* In some other ''Wheel of Fortune'' matches, Jon wins the final prize of "FUN" while guest John ([[InsistentTerminology with an H]]) wins "the Eiffel Tower" (according to Jon slightly misinterpreting the prize cutscenes).
** And then [[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Jake]] wins "the Pyramids, and a boat, and some water for the boat to go in".
* At one point Jon ended up streaming Superman 64 due to the game he was supposed to play not working and with the night's stream being titled "Hopefully Not Breaking My Games For Once" edition you'd expect the game to break. [[spoiler:Jon's computer crashed instead]]
* At 1 hour 24 minutes into this stream, Skitch accidentally says "that episode of ''Film/FaceOff''" instead of 'that movie'. This segues into Jon and the others discussing a hypothetical spinoff series of ''Film/FaceOff'' where Creator/NicolasCage takes on a different face and persona every week and has to help people, similar to ''Series/QuantumLeap''.
** Around 3:30, Jon calls out [=LiamSixx=] for previously saying he lived 3 hours away from Jon in Alberta, and now saying he only lives 1 hour away. Liam defensively says he got it wrong...
--->'''Liam:''' Look, which direction is Medicine Hat from you?\\
'''Jon:''' [[CrazyAwesome ...EVERY direction!]]
** And then Lucah, who's stayed quiet, dismisses all this as "Canadian talk".
* The Fortune Cookie gives Jon the original 8-bit ''SuperMarioBros'' as one of his choices and the chat favours that one. He's worried because he hasn't played it "since before the N64 came out", but after a few touch-and-go moments, manages to beat it. Happily he celebrates with a soundboard clip...
-->'''Soundboard:''' DIS! APP! OINT! ED!\\
'''Jon:''' ...That was not the sound clip I wanted!
* Jon moves house and for his first stream in his new house, he starts out with ''The New Tetris''. He sets up a game with the hardest-level AI 'to see how long I can last' and comments on how he only expects the game to last two or three minutes, especially given how he's got to converse with the chat at the same time and isn't paying much attention to the game. Then, in the middle of him saying this, the game abruptly ends-
-->'''Jon:''' ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome I WON?!]]'' [[BigWhat WHAT?!!]]
* After LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} and [=LiamSixx=] had both done speedruns on their own channels that night, Jon decides to do his own speedrun... [[spoiler: Color A Dinosaur]]. ''And people start subscribing as he does it''.
* Jon plays ''Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular'' and becomes obsessed with trying to beat the seemingly impossible pole vault. He finally manages it...due to looking away from the screen at the crucial moment.
* During ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist'':
-->(After Jon says 'Liam has the best stories')\\
'''[=LiamSixx=]''': [Chat says] "Liam, tell me a bedtime story". "Everybody died. The end."\\
'''Jon:''' That story sucks!\\
'''Liam:''' "...And they lived happily ever after".\\
'''Jon:''' That's a much better story.
** Later, while Jon is fighting Pizza Monsters that look like xenomorphs:
--->'''Liam:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Why does every alien in the history of aliens always look like ]] ''[[ShapedLikeItself Alien]]''?
* During the first stream of 2014 (a Fortune Cookie stream), somebody subscribes with the name "[=YouWillGiveMeAnEggDotCom=]". Jon thinks the name is funny enough on its own, but then somebody gets the idea to try the URL, and finds that it redirects to Jon's Twitch page.
** The ''Anime/SailorMoon'' fighting game. Highlights include the story Jon makes up to complement the first cutscene (acting as though he's translating the Japanese text), his bafflement at the brutality of the grabs (headbutts, slaps, ''[[WrestlerInAllOfUs powerbombs]]''), Chibi Moon "eating" the opponents face, [=DanTheEnigma=] continuously questioning why Tuxedo Mask is on the continue screen in the chat, and somebody pointing out the ContrivedCoincidence of struggling against Sailor Mercury, when [[CallBack earlier in the stream]] he was struggling against the similarly named Mercurius in a Gundam fighting game.
** Speaking of struggling against Mercurius, he expresses frustration with one move in particular, which he dubs the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Erection Shield"]].
** The Barbie game. From their reactions to the acting, to Lucahjin saying "clean My Balls" (their name for the pony) and the chat going wild with it, to Jirard showing up in the chat and treating the pony washing as a competitive sport.
** Jon plays ''Bomberman 64: The Second Attack''. First he accidentally refers to it as ''Bomberman Act Zero: The Second Attack'' out of habit, and then the first bit of dialogue in the game refers to "picking up an unusual egg", [[ContrivedCoincidence fitting hilariously well with the established running gag]].
* During one of his streams in October, someone (or multiple people) kept subscribing to his channel. This wouldn't be anything strange, except that 20 or so of them were all variations on Chugga's username, puns/jokes involving his username, and one that was simply "Chugga Wants An Egg". Jon and the chat was wondering if Chugga was doing this on purpose to see how many eggs Jon would give him before he asked him to stop. Jon didn't stop because (a) Either way he was getting 5 bucks a subscription and if whoever was doing it wanted to keep giving Jon money then so be it, and (b) he thought it was hilarious.
* I Can't Hold All These Choices Edition
** Jon ended streaming ''VideoGame/{{Drakkhen}}'', for one specific reason:
-->'''Jon''': [[FrickinLaserBeams LAS]][[RuleOfCool ER]] [[PantheraAwesome PAN]][[ItMakesSenseInContext THER!]]
** During Jon's stream of [[VideoGame/ShikigamiNoShiro Castle Shikigami 2]], Jon and the chat makes a sudden realization that the character he's playing as is voiced by Chris [[Creator/RogerCraigSmith Red]][[VideoGame/ResidentEvil field]].
-->'''Jon''': [[BigYES YES!]]
** Jon's determination to play City Escape while streaming VideoGame/SonicGenerations. (He then played the original City Escape after finding out that the Generations remake was not as good as the original and got a D rank.)
** All of VideoGame/McPixel (starts around 1:52:50)
-->'''Jon''': That was not the solution.
* {{LetsPlay/Lucahjin}} was over at Jon's house to hang out on the Jan. 25th stream (Haven't Come Up With A Subtitle Edition), at one point ''VideoGame/KatamariDamacy'' came up and things got very surreal;
** Skitch brought up the "Ban Doge" petition on the government website, and went on a nearly fifteen minute insane, rambling improvised story about a teacher whose life was ruined because of Doge, by the end of it Jon and Gex are both awestruck.
*** Halfway through, Gex interrupts to mention that a new subscriber has signed up with the username "John Doge Johnson", then name of the teacher in Skitch's story.
** Lucah (who may or may not have been groggy from lack of sleep) went into a berserker rage at Jon's poor play, concluding with her playing the next round and screwing up ''even worse''.
** And then Gex, [[ButtMonkey Poor Gex]]. He meant to say "knack", but his words slipped and he accidentally blurted out the N-word. Lucah's fake offense was a bit too real and Gex sulked off. What followed was several minutes of Lucah pleading him to come back, even saying "It's okay! I'm racist too!". Trainwreck would be a bit of an understatement for how it goes from there.
* VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs Winning the straw-poll vote.
* "Bird, Bird, Water!!"
** Meanwhile, the chat just blows up with puns:
--->'''[=Zach110=] & [=Pikmin3411=]''': Laser Raven!\\
'''Ninjapupftw''': DEATH WATER.
* The RunningGag that "Jon's audience hates Contra" - whenever a Contra game appears as a straw poll option it gets under 5% of the vote, much to Jon's bafflement.
* The "Non-Titanfall" stream reveals just how [[LargeHam large a ham]] [[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] is: according to Jon, every time he screams on {{LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys}}, they mute his mic, but it's so loud ''everybody elses mics'' picks up the sound instead.
** Near the start, Jon plays ''Ghostbusters'' and a commenter points out that he's [=ProtonJon=] using a Proton Stream on a [=ProtonJon=] Stream.
--->'''Jon:''' We have officially become too meta.
** Jon gets annoyed that people are asking about Superman 64 when there's an update about it "right under the stream", prompting this:
--->'''LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} (singing, as Sebastian from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''):''' Under da stream, under da stream! There is an update, about Su-per-man, under da stream!
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/WarOfTheMonsters'' after a confused mess of straw polls, during which Pcull [[GodwinsLaw accuses Jon of being Hitler]] for restricting straw poll use, and Jon's fans promptly make photoshops about it. Then, during the game, after Jon (playing as Magmo) uses the phrase "[[Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond Everybody Loves Magmo]]", he and Pcull conceive a sitcom about giant monsters. "It ain't easy being thirty feet tall! ([[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud LAUGH TRACK]])"
* Jon ended up playing ''VideoGame/BadRatsTheRatsRevenge''.
* At the start of his "Pre-PAX Panic" stream, Jon keeps coming up with excuses to put off starting the game (GoatSimulator) because he wants to keep listening to an awesome remix of the [[VideoGame/SonicAndKnuckles Flying Battery Zone music]] that someone linked him to.
** At 1:50, Jon uses his 3DSes to take pictures of his stream, creating a DivideByZero infinity effect.
** At 2:40, Jon (playing ''VideoGame/JakXCombatRacing'') somehow manages to [[EpicFail fail the tutorial]].
* From "Misfortune Cookie Test Stream":
** Jon starts out playing the ''Robocop'' game by the same people who made ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'', and it turns out to be almost as bad.
** Then he moves on to the main point of the night, doing a Fortune Cookie but then choosing the winners with different methods such as the ''last'' place game winning, or the third place, etc. [[HilarityEnsues However]], for his first one the Cookie decides to troll him by ''continuously'' giving him [=RPG=]s as options (which Jon won't use because they take too long to get going).
** Jon plays "Overlord" and guest Tenmar creeps him out by talking about Jon while imitating the sycophantic sidekick's voice in that game.
** Jon "plays" ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' (actually spending most of the time fooling around with the minigames) and [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]] with laughter whenever he sees Duke's wooden animations in the mirror, especially when he twirls a swivel chair. When he goes to the gallery of images from the first game he remembers that the villain was called "Dr. Proton" (and Duke just refers to him as "Proton" in dialogue), leading to some fun moments. Then at the end of the session we get this:
--->'''Jon:''' I guess we're done with Duke Nukem Forever.\\
'''Jewker:''' [[QuipToBlack You might say we're done with Duke Nukem]]...''[[IncrediblyLamePun forever]]''.\\
(Jon [[SlowClap Slow Claps]] Jewker for almost a minute)
** One of the options on the next Cookie is ''[[VideoGame/{{VirtualON}} Virtual-ON Oratorio Tangram]]'', which Jewker refers to as "Virtual Ontario Tangerine".
* In "Fortune Cookie Back Home Edition":
** Jon accidentally mutes his mike and doesn't realise because guest commentator DanTheEnigma apparently seems to be replying to his comments without actually hearing them. Dan declares himself "the King of Predictions".
** Jon plays ''Animal Crossing'' for the first time, names his character "Wesker♪" and his town "Eggtopia".
---> '''Jon (as Wesker♪)''': This tree represents life, [[LargeHam just like I will control all YOUR lives!]]
** The HurricaneOfPuns from the chat based around the idea that Dan wants to get a job purely so he can afford to buy a Wii U. Made even funnier when [[WebAnimation/MattNDusty ThatAmericanSlacker]] asks Dan if there's any photos of him to photoshop. Dan obliges, HilarityEnsues.
** Jon tells stories about events that happened while he was with The Runaway Guys including Chuggaaconroy ripping his pants while trying to imitate a fan video of their Mario Paty four Let's Play, Tim ripping a huge fart in the middle of a restaurant twice, and Chugga using a toy rocket laucher as a penis pump.
*** Whenever Jon would start telling one of these stories, Slacker would post [[http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/150/8/5/uncle_jon_story_time_by_thatamericanslacker-d7kegei.jpg this pic]] in the chat.
* "Fortune Cookie: Remembering What Home Is Like Edition":
** Tom Fawkes relentlessly uses his mic's voice changer to bring a slew of jokes, such as seductive [[{{Franchise/Transformers}} Megatron]] and [[LargeHam THE VOICE OF GOD]]. Points for when he impersonates Psycho Mantis and quickly points out it wasn't a mic effect, but rather just speaking into a cup.
** Later on Skitch gets in the call and becomes a Speak & Spell
--->'''Speak & Spell Skitch:''' You. Will. ''Give.'' Me. An. Egg.
** The madness that was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB9-FSC4WCk Freddi Fish]]. '''"Time to sacrifice my friends to the Blood Fish God!"'''
*** With Jon saying the dialogue in silly voices and Lucah egging him on; Freddi sounds like he's faking enthusiasm and Grandma Grouper sounds like Dr. Claw.
*** Lucah claims to have 300 hours logged on the game on her Steam account. Tom assumes it's a silly joke, checks, and is rendered speechless when he finds out she's serious.
*** At around 25 minutes into the video, Jon starts smelling weed from his apartment window (especially amazing because he says he lives in a fairly tall building), which eventually spawns a "420bubbleit" comment. It gets to the point that he thinks his computer's high since it rarely registers his clicks.
*** Jon claims that Grandma Grouper's icon on the sign looks like 'old [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Donatello]]' and then they proceed to name her after a different Ninja Turtles character every time, such as Grandma Shredder or Grandma Rocksteady.
*** The real kicker is when he goes to quit the game, and Luther goes "Freddy! I'm melting!"
---> '''Jon (in character as Freddi)''': I don't care that you're melting!
*** Stare into the void, and it says hi.
** The first game Jon plays is ''VideoGame/KirbyAirRide'' after the chat's previous obsession with it (see above) and he starts a new file with nothing unlocked. After his first race...
--->'''Jon:''' I unlocked something, what did I unlock? [[LargeHam I UNLOCKED]] ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome CONFETTI!]]''
** At the chat's suggestion, Tom tries to imitate Jon's Waluigi voice, but it turns into a SurferDude / "Film/BillAndTed" Waluigi.
--->'''Jon ([[MindScrew as Tom as Jon as Waluigi]])''': Eh! Waluigi! I'm gonna go get some gnarly waves, dude!
** Jon plays ''Sonic Adventure 1'' and Tom claims that Dr Eggman was renamed Robotnik in America because of the RedScare. This leads to he and Skitch having a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic deep and meaningful discussion about Cold War symbolism in Sonic]], in which they claim Tails represents the Chernobyl disaster (as he has two tails), Knuckles is Communist China, Shadow is the CIA and Rouge is apartheid South Africa.
--->'''Tom:''' This is the worst conspiracy theory ever!\\
'''Skitch:''' Or the ''best.''
* "Fortune Cookie: Haven't Finished Unpacking Yet Edition":
** Jon starts out by playing a Contra game before the first cookie, as it's the only way his "Contra-hating audience" will ever let him play one.
** Gex orders a pizza, and uses a straw poll to have the chat viewers pick which pizza chain he should order from, what toppings he should have, and [[OverlyLongGag which slice he should eat first, based on compass directions]].
** The chat's FlatWhat reaction when Jon shows them just how bad ''Resident Evil Gaiden'' is after they vote for it.
** ''[=CrossworDS=]'' beating out ''VideoGame/SurgeonSimulator2013'' by only 216 votes, and consequently beating ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsII'' in viewership.
*** After it wins the straw poll, Jon loads up ''[=CrossworDS=]'' only to remember that it's displayed sideways on the DS screen and so appears turned ninety degrees on the stream.
** ''Personal Trainer: Walking'' winning with 50% of strawpoll votes, and beating ''[[VideoGame/DarkSouls Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition]]''.
** During a game of ''Wheel of Fortune'' with Gex and Tom while backloggery was down, we get a truly epic example of GoodBadBugs. After Gex guesses the final letter of the puzzle, he suddenly only has 2 seconds to solve it. It switched over to Tom's turn... [[spoiler:[[HilarityEnsues and the timer started counting]] '''[[HilarityEnsues up]]''']]. The three of them simply stare at the screen for a solid twenty minutes laughing, complete with people sporadically subscribing, Jon playing ''every single sound on his computer'' as a response, and the [[spoiler: timer going past '''''1000''''']]. It got to the point where Jon specifically limited what games they could play just so it could keep going, and replaced the egg sound with the Wheel of Fortune jingle for the rest of the night. The cherry on top? The one exception to the [=RPG=] rule, ''{{VideoGame/Chrono Trigger}}'', '''[[HolyShitQuotient showed up in the Fortune Cookie for the very first time afterwards]]'''.
--->'''Random Person in chat:''' Who would have thought that ''Surgeon Simulator'' would be the '''low point''' of tonight?
** The best part? Jon left the game running after the stream finished and [[spoiler: '''[[https://twitter.com/Proton_Jon/status/496591200452096000/photo/1 the timer actually broke 10,000.]]''']]
* In the following "Never Trust a Timer" stream, Jon starts off with ''VideoGame/SonicBlastMan 2'' and initially plays as the character Captain Choyear, who he [[InsistentTerminology constantly refers to as]] "[[VideoGame/StreetFighter Guile]]" and then discovers that his uppercut attack looks rather like someone cheering, leading to the RunningGag of Jon putting on a cheerleader voice while playing as him.
** There's also Sonic Blast Man's "AH FAT FUH FRIDDUM" 16-bit voice clip.
** Jon has to leave early so he sets his Otacon alarm clock to remind him. It works...[[HilarityEnsues but he finds out there's no way to turn it off]].
--->'''Otacon:''' [[MostAnnoyingSound SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE!]]
* Jon streams a romhack of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time: Master Quest]]'' that replaces Link with Waluigi. After a while, he switches over to Fortune Cookie, only for ''Master Quest'' to show up in the ''first round'' of cookies and win with a commanding lead, so Waluigi's adventures continue... only to be impeached almost instantly.
** Jon plays the SNES ''Power Rangers'' game and the commentary and chat both dissolve into nostalgic discussions about the show and lampshading the RecruitTeenagersWithAttitude concept, until someone suggests Zordon should have recruited "a team of 18-Year-Old Jons with attitude". Cue the photoshops...
** Tom Fawkes' increasing bewilderment that the chat keeps picking his choice for game in almost every Fortune Cookie.
* From "Pre-Pre-PAX Prep Edition" stream:
** About to play ''VideoGame/PunchOut'', Jon leans over to reset his NES, knocks his desk and a Duke Nukem action figure falls on a Klaptrap model and knocks it onto Jon:
--->'''Jon''': Duke Nukem just threw a Klaptrap at me!
** Jon plays "Enter the Matrix" and manages to glitch it ''almost immediately'', getting the protagonist stuck in a door. He then proceeds to show off the mode where you play as anthropomorphic cars fighting each other, and has to fight himself with a contrioller in each hand as it's 2-player only.
* Jon plays ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'' for the first time ever. His ''very first'' item? '''''[[GameBreaker Polyphemus]].'''''
* From the "recharged bandwidth" Stream:
** Jon tells the story of how he was stopped by TSA customs and was delayed a ton going to PAX East, because of having a second suitcase full of the games for Thrown Controllers.
** After Jon responds to fan questions about 1) Chuggaaconroy's illness and 2) Twitch's new policy muting the sound from sections of the VOD files for streams that have copyrighted music:
--->'''Tom Fawkes (singing to the tune of "Sugar Sugar" by The Archies):''' Chugga! Dah dah dah dah dah dah! The VOD file is now muted! Dah dah dah dah dah dah!
** In ''Cooking Mama 4'', he aplies corn dogs on everything.
** In the Double Date game in ''Rhythm Heaven Fever'', the {{funny background event}}s that happen when a [[RunningGag football]] is kicked.
** ''VideoGame/ClockTower 2''
*** Alyssa touching 'a yellow liquid' (demon blood) coming out of a toilet.
*** Tom referencing the WebComic/AwkwardZombie Phoenix Wright comic.
*** Slowly opening/closing doors during a chase.
*** Getting killed by a falling painting.
** Having the stream muted because of the intermission music.
** ''Kirby 64''
*** Killing Adeline by touching her.
*** Him trying to get a DarthMaul lightsaber (spark + cutter), and failing.
*** His reaction to spark + fire.
*** ....and Dan posting a link to a clip from ''Dexter's Laboratory'' that's Dexter saying "my hair is on fire".
* During the "Back to Organized Chaos Edition" stream,
** Magic Pengel came up as option and then everything went to chaos shortly after the peaceful title screen music.
*** Jon and chat could not contain how [[IronicNurseryTune silly the opening theme of the game was.]] '''LA LA LA LA LA LA LA'''
---->'''Jon:''' WHAT IS THIS SONG? *hysterical laughing*
*** Later as he made his first Doodle, he somehow ended up making a taco, [[YourFavorite which was obviously named Lucah during the process.]]
---->'''Jon:''' I think we just drew a taco. I think we legit just drew a taco.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/DeadToRights''. The player character has a dog named Shadow, leading to several ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' jokes throughout the stream. For the last poll of the night, the last game that comes up is ''Shadow the Hedgehog'', much to Jon's amusement. The results of the Strawpoll were so skewed in that game's favor that its part of the results pie chart literally looked like Pac-Man.
** Speaking of which, Jon has never played the game before and the moment the intro started to play he cracked up laughing. He then came to the conclusion the game was bad after the second stage.
--->'''Jon:''' Too edgy for me man; I dunno if I can handle it. So much edge right now.
* From the 9/29/14 stream,
** Jon Starts out playing ''VideoGame/HyruleWarriors'', and then it comes up again 2 cookies later
*** And Ruto dying after drinking a health potion. She was even standing up in the Mission Failed screen.
** He also Plays NARC, a game where you can fail a mission by punching a fellow cop to death, come back to life by taking drugs, and kick a cop in the face while trying to take drugs.
** "VideoGame/ShovelKnight" also comes up, and Jon fires up Butt Mode. HilarityEnsues.
* During the "[=SpoooOOOOoooky=] Stream with Lucahjin"...
** Lucah was terrified as crap during Videogame/FiveNightsAtFreddys while Jon grew increasingly bored of it.
** Jon scared Lucah with his Xbox controller's vibrations by [[NothingIsScarier letting it vibrate on the coffee table]] during a cutscene in [[FatalFrame Fatal Frame II]].
** Later on, they were told about Mio's running animation after one of Jon's mods, [=EightEK=], telling Jon to mash the run button. The result was Mio "sliding" across the screens stuck on a frame of her running animation.
--->'''Jon:''' Tony Hawwwwwwkkkkk, eat your heart ouuuuuutttttt.
* From the "Countdown to Something Else Breaking" stream:
** Jon plays a Sesame Street edutainment game, and on the difficulty select screen keeps spamming [[MostAnnoyingSound Elmo saying "Easy!"]] over and over. Later when one of the minigames is set on the moon, [=MegaGWolf=] jokes that there are moon landing conspiracy theorists who claim "We never went to the moon, we just sent Elmo there instead!" He then finds a hilarious review of the game that claims it is set in a post-apocalyptic setting.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG46r3mANWE All of the Mario Mix DDR playthrough]] is hilarious (especially as Jon and his co-commentators all go from ironically to non-ironically liking the game as it goes on) but in particular when Jon reacts to the ending as [[spoiler:Bowser admits his goal was to use the Music Keys to cure his tone deafness. Jon claims that Bowser was Chugga all along]].
** Jon plays a game called ''Egg Mania'' and Skitch sarcastically suggests that the IdiosyncraticDifficultyLevels will be things like [[IncrediblyLamePun 'Over Easy' and 'Hard Boiled']]. He turns out to be ''absolutely right''.
** Sailor Moon R opens with a CallBack to when Jon played the Sailor Moon fighting game with him making up a silly story to go along with the intro sequence. Later, he discovers [[WrestlerInAllOfUs Jupiter still has the powerbomb]] from said fighting game.
* Jon tries to livestream some ''Halo Reach'', but the audio doesn't work for some reason. He loads up ''Fibbage'' to test the audio, and gets the hilariously unfitting lounge ''Fibbage'' music playing over ''Halo Reach''. He starts playing through the game with said unfitting music, laughing the whole time at how calm it is compared to the serious nature of the game.
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Why's Jon punching emus on an alien planet while elevator music plays in the background?]]"
** During the above moment, Jon is unaware that his punching is in time to the ''Fibbage'' music.
** He also doesn't realize that killing a civilian gets you attacked by the others. So he kills a civilian, and [[KnifeNut Emile]] kills him. Cue chat explosion about [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] killing him.
** For context, Tom Fawkes had been suggesting ''Halo Reach'' on the Fortune Cookie for ''months'', only for the chat never to pick it ([[TheGadfly it nearly won on one occasion just because Tom had been forced to drop out of the call and would have missed it]]). It finally won because ''[[ContrivedCoincidence it appeared as a random Cookie choice at the same time]]'' and the chat took it as a sign. Tom promptly took a photo of his joyful reaction, but the reflection off his glasses made it look like his eyes were staring in opposite directions.
* Pre-Magfest Prep stream:
** ''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts:''
*** The Infallacycle. Jon uses the robust vehicle editor to create the silliest car he can think of, and, well, he probably succeeded. He starts off by putting wheels ''everywhere'' on the thing, doing some minor tweaks so that it actually moves around. Afterwords, he gets excited at the thought of attaching jet engines to it, only to discover he only has one. He attaches it anyways, not even on center mind you, just to see what happens. [[spoiler: It flies. No teetering, no wobbling, no turning upside down. '''It just flies fucking perfectly''']].
*** Jon loads up [[TankGoodness a tank]].
---->'''Tom:''' Why does your tank have a jet engine?\\
'''Jon:''' Because! ''Would you not want a tank with a jet engine!?''
** The insane push from the chat to make the next game ''Revolt'' instead of ''Rhythm Heaven Fever'', going from 17% behind to 4% ahead.
** Bassmaster2000
*** The first 'day' he sets the air temperature to 100C, killing all the fish
*** One of Co-commentators ({{LetsPlay/Pcull44444}}) [[Main/RamblingOldManMonologue tells stories from 'back in his day']]
*** He manages to catch the same fish twice
* The sequel stream is called "Fortune Cookie: I Survived [=MAGfest=] & All I Got Were These Games Edition".
** The "Bad Mystrey Magfest game" ''just'' beats out Taiko Drum Master. [[spoiler: It's a Barbie game.]]
* Jon ends up playing VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend, as it was a joke pick from Lucahjin. He names his character [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Wesker Wesker]].
** Resulting in pictures like [[http://s29.postimg.org/ygrquvx0n/Weskberb.png this one]].
** When they get to the hyperactive Okosan, Lucah tells Jon that he's Chugga in bird form. Jon then has to come up with an appropriate voice for a character who [[PokemonSpeak only says "Coo!"]] over and over...
--->'''Jon-as-Oko-Chugga''': VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}, Xenoblade! Xenoblade!
** The RunningGag of Gex having PopculturalOsmosisFailure. He spends the ''entirety'' of the ''Hatoful Boyfriend'' session in a FunnyBackgroundEvent HeroicBSOD.
--->'''Gex:''' Why are there pigeons?\\
'''Jon''' ''(matter-of-factly)''''':''' Because it's a pigeon dating sim.\\
'''Gex:''' IT'S A WHAT??
** Later on in the stream, one of the choices is ''VideoGame/{{Spore}}'' on Steam. Immediately everyone guesses that will be the picked game. Dan forgets to put it in the Strawpoll link. In the fixed link, it's listed as "Spore (????)". Sure enough, it's the number one choice. Jon then starts a {{running gag}}:
--->'''Jon:''' SPOOOOOOOORE! For STEEEEEEEEAM!
** As per usual, Skitch manages to come up with a fake philosophical analysis for whatever game is being played with Gex and Tom joining. This time it's Mickey's Adventures in Numberland going from a goofy painting and cubism to Mickey in purgatory to the game being based of ''Literature/TheDivineComedy''.
* Fortune Cookie: Good To Be Home Edition
** BAZ comes up on cookie, but Mystery PAX Game comes from 14% below and beats it by 2%.
** They play a Winnie The Pooh Game, and Gex comes up with an AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the game's bees as a Mafia who have turned Pooh into a slave of debt in return for honey.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/SuperAmazingWagonAdventure'' and [[ItMakesSenseInContext Tom Fawkes sleeps with Barbie inside a Triceratops]].
** While Jon plays the Sega ''Batman'' game, Gex describes the plot of ''The Killing Joke''. He accidentally says that the Joker kidnaps "[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]" rather than Commissioner Gordon.
* Fortune Cookie: Questionable Choices As Always Edition
** Twitch allows streamers to note the game being played beneath the stream title. For this stream, Jon has it set to [[spoiler: [[Music/BackstreetBoys Games With Your Heart]].]]
** At first, the [=protonEgg=] emote wasn't showing up in the chat on Jon's end (just a white space), then it came back and [=protonWhat=] was a black box.
** [[{{Edutainment}} Learn With Pokémon: Typing Adventure]] gets derailed immediately when Jon notices that the announcer has a very British accent and calls out whatever keys he types. [[VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}} Including "\".]]
*** When Jon meets the character [[PunnyName Quentin Werty]], he decides "It's [[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Anime Jake]]!"
** Jon, Trev, and Khead acting out the various voices for the characters in PhoenixWrightAceAttorney.
** Jon ends up playing [[VideoGame/StreetFighterTheMovie Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game]]. HilarityEnsues.
*** Over the course of the game, Jon has to rely on spamming German Suplexes to win fights, so naturally with one of his mods (Dan) being a massive wrestling fan, and this stream coinciding with the day of ''[=WrestleMania=]'', he makes a [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar Suplex]] [[WebVideo/VideoGameChampionshipWrestling Counter]]. [[spoiler: From when Dan started counting, Jon hit FIFTY-SIX!]]
---->'''Dan (in-chat)''': [[Wrestling/PaulHeyman EAT! SLEEP! SUPLEX! REPEAT!]]
** The ending of the stream (and Street Fighter). Jon actually beats [[spoiler: Bison's second fight]] and for his efforts, gets to watch a music video as the credits. Jon, Trev, and Khead are all speechless. Then when Jon finishes watching it, he accidentally plays it again, exits out, throws his controller and accidentally starts up story mode again! Immediately afterwards, Jon RageQuit the stream out of frustration.
* From the Easter Stream, Jon plays Choice Chamber where the chat makes him over overpowered to all heck, then once he reached room 100, he told the chat to try and kill him. They gave him the worst weapon, making him jump constantly, and making bomb squirrels appear, and he managed to last until 15 rooms later, when the chat had to build a bridge, and one person put a block just high enough that Jon couldn't reach the other side.
** Jon plays ''Bucky O'Hare'' and after beating the first boss, Jon says in confusion that the character he's rescued looks like his 8-year-old self. The chat (obviously) proceed to combine this with the existing '18-year-old Jon' running gag by creating '8-year-old Jon'.
** Jon gets ''Wheel of Fortune'' as the first game in a Fortune Cookie and practically calls it as the winner right then and there, especially with Lucahjin and Villene present as the other two players. The cookie begs to differ, and proceeds to offer ''Skyward Sword'', ''Turtles In Time'', the Sega CD ''Cliffhanger'' '''and''' an RPG-rule-bypassing ''Paper Mario: Sticker Star'' as the next four. ''Wheel'' still wins, but it's by a much smaller margin than expected, and the chat explodes in response to the "best cookie ever".
** Jon then proceeds to win no money in the course of that game as Villene and Lucah dominate it, but he gives Villene the right answer for her prize question of 'garlic'. The game starts showing a clip of the moon and Jon jokes she's won a trip to the moon, ''only for that to actually turn out to be the prize'', to his astonishment.
--->'''Villene:''' This is the best present you've ever given me! Garlic in exchange for the moon!
* From the "I Tore Myself Away From Mortal Kombat X" stream, while Jon is playing the original ''VideoGame/MetalGear1'', Jewker is on co-commentary, and starts telling a story. Halfway through a sentence, he cuts out. Jon pauses the game to sort Skype out... and then ''Tom Fawkes'', who is a regular co-commentator but one that wasn't present, suddenly talking instead. Cue bafflement from Jon and the chat.
-->'''Jon:''' Well, that was unexpected! ...Let's try that again.\\
'''Tom Fawkes:''' There we go, it worked!\\
'''Jon:''' Wait, that's not the voice that was originally talking! ''[laughter]'' Hey, Tom!\\
'''Tom Fawkes:''' Hi. ''Oh!'' ...Wait.
* From the following "Barbie's Banned Edition" stream, late in the stream Jon plays ''100% Orange Juice'' along with Lucah, an online player with a much higher level of experience than any of them (Enemene, who did the art for the game), and Skitch - who has never played the game before. Skitch is quickly knocked down to one hitpoint and seems doomed...then rolls four 7s for attack in a row, killing both Enemene and Jon while he survives.
* From Subscriber's Fortune Cookie Night - Good Idea Gone Bad Edition, he makes a Wesker Egg in ''[[VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}} Scribblenauts Unlimited]]''. That explodes. '''To nuclear proportions'''.
** Scribblenauts also beat out BAZ.
* From the "Being Productive (?) Edition", Jewker convinces the chat to make Jon play the ''Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys'' game, with all of the quality expected from a Nintendo 64 game made by Titus. Highlights include the off-model images, attack animations, odd timer measurements, movable fire and a mudman jumpscare. In the end, the chat was initially amused but ultimately disappointed.
** The cookie offers ''Mario Party 6'' at one point, and Jon points out that it has been exactly one year since the fateful Runaway Guys stream that played the same game.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}'' and has an initially strong start before getting uncharacteristically stuck in level 9 and becoming increasingly irate at the game before he ragequits back to the Fortune Cookie. And then the first suggestion the Cookie gives is ''Battletoads in Battlemaniacs''.
* From the "Pre-E3 Edition" Tom and Jon made an agreement not to reveal spoilers about a recent leak for Smash 4. Cue Tom [[CannotKeepASecret very casually mentioning]] that [[spoiler: Ryu and Roy]] have been slated for release in the middle of the first game.
** Also from the same stream, from the makers of ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'', '''Hatris'''. To everyone's surprise, it turns out to be a pretty good game. It also managed to beat ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' on Twitch.
** Also during Hatris, Jon [[{{Corpsing}} completely lost it]] when Tom mentioned they had over 2100 viewers.
** Jon plays ''Super Spy Hunter'' as a mystery game, which he'd only recently heard of. Both he and the chat are awed by both how good the graphics are for an NES game and, especially, how insanely NintendoHard it is. Especially when it turns out that the ''first boss'' has three phases.
** During a giveaway of 100% Orange Juice, someone managed to put in the correct answer in the chat [[spoiler:...only for Page to point out that the person already had the game.]]
* From the "Wisdom Teeth Pain Watch Edition" Jon decided that because he didn't know how long he would be streaming, he decided to [[TemptingFate forgo the No RPG rule.]] Cue ''three'' [=RPGs=] in a row showing up on cookie.
** He gets three 1% rules in a row, so he enacts the 0% rule, where if 2 games have the exact same percentage, he plays the least voted game.
** The con stories
*** Emile getting stuck to a chair
*** Emile sitting in a chair that was under a shelving unit
*** Tim in a sumo wrestler stand up
*** Emile in a soccer lady Stand up
** Toward the end of the Q&A, Jon casually mentions the fact that he's dating Lucahjin, [[TemptingFate assuming everyone knew by now]]. The chat proceeds to positively ''detonate'' with surprised reactions.
** At the End of the Stream, Robocop got stuck
--->'''Jon:''' The engine just needed a little revving.
* From the Fortune Cookie: One Last Hurrah Edition (the last before Jon's big move):
** [[https://youtu.be/5DNGyvem2f0?t=92 OOTBALL!]]
** [=ProtonJon=] decided to let his viewers submit levels in SuperMarioMaker that they've made, with levels being picked at random. [[KaizoMarioWorld As you can imagine,]] [[NeverLiveItDown this was, in his words,]] [[TemptingFate "against [his] better judgement".]]
*** As the numbers are picked by number by either him or the moderators, it's more or less random which level gets picked. Jon decided to pick "[[SarcasmMode lucky number]] [[ThirteenIsUnlucky 13]]", and sure enough [[spoiler: the level selected was a port of the first level from Kaizo 1.]] Jon is actually ''stunned'' by the [[ContrivedCoincidence sheer coincidence at that happening.]]
*** Then one of the mods [[RulesOfTheInternet picks number 69]], [[FromBadToWorse a bad choice because]] [[spoiler: [[PlatformHell it's one of Panga's newer levels.]] Jon himself claims [[UpToEleven it puts the original Kaizo games to shame.]]]]
** A good chunk of the Galactic Wrestling was filled with Jon making fun of the announcer (who has the VA of James from Anime/{{Pokemon}}) short list of phrases during the matches.
--->'''Jon:''' "Will he be able to execute that extreme technique!?"
** After a heartwarming speech about his time in the apartment he's been living in over the past two years:
--->'''MegaGWolf:''' '''''WOW, WHAT A NERD.''''' [end of stream]
* "Fortune Cookie: Late For My Own Birthday Edition":
** The first game of the night, ''The Adventures of Batman and Robin,'' is one that Jon picked up from a con... and has "U R Stupid" engraved on it.
** Setting all the buttons to "Horn" in ''Dukes of Hazzard: Daisy Dukes It Out''.
** When Jon has trouble with the audio in a game, someone compares it to when Jon played ''Halo: Reach''. Jon decides to look up the Fibbage lobby music as a result... only for the first video to come up to be his stream of ''Halo: Reach''!
*** Following that, some of [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim's]] videos come up while Jon was searching for something to use.
** Jon plays ''Fighter Maker'', and eventually makes a character that winds up warping and sliding all over the place while making hilariously glitchy poses.
*** He spends some time tinkering with the legs on the character's model, and ends up making an animation where he throws a punch while his legs pivot around his body; or as Jon put it, "I think I've made Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme."
---->"Ugh, my groin hurts from staring at that!"
* From "Fortune Cookie: The True Meaning of Cyber Monday Edition":
** Jon's constant WTF reactions when playing ''Robocop 3'', especially the random upgrade screen with Robocop sitting in a chair.
*** Also his astounded realization that the game only gives you three lives. ''Total.'' Leading to this gem:
---->'''Jon''': ''(reading a chat comment through laughter)'' "Robocop has as many lives as he has prime directives!" ''(as himself, still laughing)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But he has four!]]
* From "Fortune Cookie: Pre-AGDQ Taking Over Twitch Edition":
** The first game Jon plays is the terrible SNES Simpsons game "Virtual Bart". The game's title screen involves a very short looping clip of a drumbeat followed by a LargeHam voiceover announcing the name of the game. Jon tries to read out all the names of re-subscribers and give them eggs even while this is going on in the background. Inevitably, "YOU WILL GIVE ME A VIRTUAAAAL BAAAART" becomes the custom egg sound of the night.
* From "Fortune Cookie: Always Bet on Bad Edition":
** The first game Jon plays, ''Pulse Racer'', which has the bizarre concept of cars powered by life force and whose drivers have heart attacks if they drive too fast. Jon got it for free, and 'still feels like he paid too much for it'.
** Jon's annoyance playing ''Sly 3'' that in a simultaneous button-pressing sequence, Bentley calls out "1, 2, 3" but actually hits the button on 2.
** After ''Train Simulator 2015'' wins a straw poll ([[HilarityEnsues obviously]]), [=MegaGWolf=] claims it takes up 8 gigabytes of disk space. This turns out to be wrong because the version Jon has doesn't have DLC - shocking [=GWolf=] who ''didn't know he had DLC''. Lucahjin also randomly cameos to yell at him about it.
* From "Fortune Cookie: An Autobiography Edition":
** Jon manages to break his desk by kneeing it, hitting the railing and taking down a drawer that just ends up tearing the whole thing down, sending splinters everywhere. This ends up becoming the biggest focus of the stream.
*** Chat decides to devote donations to buying Jon a new desk.
---->'''Mod Tenmar:''' Dear chat, today we are gathered here today in memory and celebration of @Protonjon 's desk. For many houses, [=ProtonJon=]'s desk has served Jon and us with the qualities that we should all strive to be. While we sit here at our own desks, let us all take a moment to thank our desks for the reliable service that they give us everyday as we enjoy our hobby of video games. [=ProtonJon=]'s desk maybe gone but it leaves us with treasured memories. We will miss you @Protonjon 's desk.
---->'''Jon:''' I taught it a lesson it will never forget.
*** He manages to get into a joking argument with LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} over it, with Jon [[InsaneTrollLogic alleging]] that Lucah telekinetically destroyed his desk.
*** Tom Fawkes dubs Jon "[[WebComic/OnePunchMan One-Knee Man]]"
---->'''Jon:''' ''[[AwesomeMusic/{{Anime}} ONE]] [[MemeticMutation KNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]]''
** Tom Fawkes decides to raid Jon at one point. [[RunningGag Countermeasures]] [[HilarityEnsues ensue]]
** Jon decides to get a game over in ''Top Gun: Fire at Will''. Each time he loses a life, an FMV pops up that essentially says "That sucked. Do better." When he ''actually'' gets a game over, it's a clip of an American flag ''that's not even at half-mast.''
*** Him shooting at the ground during his attempts is another level of hilarity on his own.
** Jon shouting that "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Yoshi's Cookie]] [[Film/SoylentGreen is made of people]]"
** On one Fortune Cookie, Jon says a game is for Xbox Live Arcade...and because he said the words, [[HilarityEnsues his Xbox One turns on and then initially won't turn off again]].
** Jon reads out Enemene's donation comic which is done as an interview in which he has to insert his own dialogue. [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud At first he just says "Insert dialogue here" as it says]]. Then, for some reason she switches to drawing him in a style that makes him think of the Music/{{Aha}} video "Take on Me", so Jon sings his answer to that question to the tune of the song.
--->'''Jon (singing)''': "So, needless to say...I go to store and buy lots of ga-ames...usually; [[MotorMouth withthedonationsyouguysgiveme]]. Some...times...I...have... ''(Have to spend my own)'' to...buy...expensiveones! ''(reallyexpensiveones!)'' I...spend...''toooo!''" ...way too high, gotta stop.
* From "Fortune Cookie: The Search for More Subtitles Edition":
** While playing the original ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors'', Jon picks Xiahou Dun and utterly [[CurbstompBattle curbstomps]] nearly every opponent by spamming the Epic Slash. Then [[ThatOneBoss Lu Bu]] shows up and repeatedly curbstomps ''Jon''.
** Each time Jon fights Lu Bu, he gets increasingly annoyed at his [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impalement]] [[ThatOneAttack attack]].
** When Jon ''finally'' manages to defeat Lu Bu, he ends up in [[BigWhat complete]] [[{{Squick}} shock]] upon watching Xiahou Dun [[spoiler:[[EyeScream rip out his eye]] [[AutoCannibalism and eat it.]]]]
--->'''Jon:''' ''(nervously)'' We did it... Yay...
--->'''Jon:''' I see why they went in a different direction.
** The moment Jon pulls out ''VideoGame/BattleKidFortressOfPeril'', it gains an overwhelming majority in the Strawpoll.
** During another cookie, ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}'' pops up, and Jon instantly knows that it'll win the poll. [[ShockingSwerve Then]] ''[[VideoGame/WarioWare WarioWare: Touched]]'' shows up and beats ''Splatoon'' six ways to Sunday. Even Jon is surprised by the turn of events.
*** One of the chat members against ''[=WarioWare: Touched=]'' points out how LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} already did an LP of the game, and everyone can just watch that. Of course, Lucah's LP is almost certainly the entire reason ''why'' it won by such a large margin...
*** Related to the above, everyone in favor of ''[=WarioWare=]'' constantly spams Lucahjin's Twitch emotes during the poll.
** Jon gets [[RunningGag raided]] a third time. [[HilarityEnsues You can see where this is going.]]
** One of Jon's donators sends him a ''novel-length'', FanDumb AuthorTract about how Jon should treat the intelligent and incredibly talented [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] with more respect (as he chooses to phrase it) and how Jon's holding up a DoubleStandard for treating Chugga like shit for his quirks while tolerating [[LetsPlay/NintendoCaprisun Tim's]] [[{{Catchphrase}} catchphrase]] of "In the bathroom!" Jon then calls the donator out for [[{{Hypocrisy}} treating Tim like shit for his quirks]] during his rant. What really makes this funny is the chat's complaints over the rant's length. Doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.
** Jon plays the mech shooter ''Krazy Ivan'' and at one point ends up fighting an enemy that is obviously a ripoff of an AT-AT from ''Star Wars''. He and his co-commentators immediately start coming up with advertising jingles for "Third Party AT-AT" as though it's a toy.
** After winning the X cup as Bio-Rex in ''[[VideoGame/FZero F-Zero X]]'', Jon looks away from the TV to converse with his guests. When he looks back at the screen, he starts [[{{Corpsing}} corpsing]] because all that's there is Bio-Rex saying "Don't judge me by my appearance."
** The Steam game REVOLVER360 RE:ACTOR somehow manages to come up ''twice'' on Fortune Cookie in one night. The chat decides 'it's a sign' and overwhelmingly votes for it the second time, and Jon (a shmup fan) ends up being surprised at how original the 3D rotation concept is.
** ''Megaman and Bass'' narrowly defeats ''Mario Party DS'' and then Jon just gets derailed reading the database descriptions for the characters. Especially Dr. Light's.
--->'''Jon:''' "Bad point: Douchie"?! WHAT?!
* Fortune Cookie: 20 Years And I've Only Caught Some Of Them Edition
** Jon ends up playing Big Bumpin' (One of Burger King's 3 advertising Xbox games) with John and Dan after John finds out the game still has online servers. Jon and Dan both gave a BigWhat.
** Later on, Jon plays [[VideoGame/PanelDePon Pokemon Puzzle League]]. Dan and Jon have a field day making fun of the LargeHam voice clips from everyone, Ash, Lt. Surge, Blaine, and Team Rocket in particular, which led to this gem later on against Lorelei.
--->'''Jon:''' *mocking Ash and Lorelei's voices* I'm gonna win! Can't win 'em all! I'm gonna win! Can't win 'em all!\\
Dan: *as Blaine to Lorelei* When you're hot, you're hot!\\
Jon: And that's when we learned Blaine was a lonely old man...
* Fortune Cookie: The Eve of Poker-pocalypse
** Crossing over with TearJerker, after ''several'' of Jon's viewers talk about having had their pet dogs die recently, it becomes something of a black humour RunningGag and the goal of the games Jon is playing is retconned to 'save the dogs!'
* Fortune Cookie: #Team Adequate Edition
** When trying to play ''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg'', the game crashes constantly, resulting in some amusing moments:
*** After the third crash, it starts to run like normal, showing the opening cutscene... only to crash once the cutscene finished.
*** Then the game goes back and fourth between running and not working. Jon begins to worry that his ''Gamecube'' is broken, which the chat notes is quite the feat.
*** [[RuleOfThree Finally,]] Jon gets to the save screen... and the game crashes, with the audio playing, [[https://youtu.be/VwMEcbZ-TjU?t=2h28m31s resulting in this.]]
----> '''Jon''': OH GOD! [[spoiler:The demon children have risen!]]
** At the end of the stream, Jon raids someone playing pinball. The streamer initially refuses to acknowledge that it's a raid [[InsaneTrollLogic because no one would raid someone playing pinball,]] then they wonder who Jon is, blame the raiders for slowing down his pinball game, and finally starts timing people out.
* Fortune Cookie: All LEGO Salt, All The Time Edition
** Jon describes the Sega Genesis version of ''The Adventures of Batman and Robin'' as "a beat-em-up shmup."
** During his fight with the game's first boss, Harley Quinn in a robot tank, a powerup spawns behind it. After waiting an eternity for Harley to move to the other side of the screen so he can get to the powerup, Jon ends up learning the hard way that it actually makes Batman's shots ''worse''.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "And after all that we cover our face with our cape because that's what Batman would actually do."]]
** Less than half an hour into the stream, it [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere crashes]].
** [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "And now, for some reason]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome A TRUCK!!!"]]
** "Oh fuck, Batman's greatest villain: balloons!"
** "You wouldn't expect punching a hot-air balloon to be that effective."
** "We didn't wanna show the Joker our cape this time."
** Following the line above, Jon notes how all three of those NintendoHard sequences he went through up to that point composed the first stage alone.
** "Thank god Batman can somehow survive more than one explosion."
** Jon ends up beating Two-Face too quickly, causing his blimp to take a comically long time to explode. Then Two-Face suddenly descends from the blimp [[ManOnFire on fire]].
** Jon decides to run a Strawpoll on whether or not to keep playing the game; the results end up being ''roughly 50/50.''
** When Jon reopens Strawpoll for the Fortune Cookie, he ends up getting an absurdly small sliver of the page.
** The fact that Jon's third Strawpoll (after completing another round of ''The Adventures of Batman and Robin'') is titled "That took way too fucking long. For the love of god let's play something else."
** Jon decides to play ''VideoGame/KillerInstinct'' with Cinder's bright yellow palette, which he dubs [[ToiletHumor "Pee Cinder"]]. He loses. Then he switches to Cinder's dark yellow palette, which he calls "Dark Pee Cinder," and wins; then he gives us this line:
--->'''Jon:''' Dark pee won.
** Jon speculating the possibility of a calculator port of ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'', and his guest commentator [=NYVideoGameFreak=] revealing how one of his friends once made a TI-83 port of the game.
*** Later, NYVGF reveals that someone managed to get an ''ATM'' to run the ROM of ''Doom''. Eventually, someone in the chat provides a link to [[Website/{{Tumblr}} itrunsdoom.tumblr.com]].
** Jon realizes that the winners of the Magfest and Pax East Thrown Controllers panels were both named Steve and both won under the exact same conditions.
** Jon's brief confusion as to whether or not ''[[Manga/{{Inuyasha}} Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale]]'' is an RPG or not.[[labelnote:Note]]It's a fighting game.[[/labelnote]]
** After the slew of Ultra Combos inflicted on him in ''Killer Instinct'', Jon dubs his next Strawpoll "ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE".
** Upon realizing that he will be streaming from his [=XBox One=] for the first time to stream ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyo Tetris'', Jon predicts that the console will catch on fire.
** Since Jon can't read Japanese, he decides to name the various characters of ''Puyo Puyo Tetris'' based on how they look. Since this is [[DeadpanSnarker Jon]] we're talking about, the results are something to behold. A few highlights include "Bear with Science," (Risukuma) "The World's Most Extreme Bugcatcher," (Sig) "Wonder Twins Unite!" (J & L), and "A Motherfuckin' Robot." (Z) Later, Jon discovers that his character (Bear with Science) is literally named "Squirrel Bear-senpai."
** The chat takes a liking to the GratuitousEnglish that appears throughout ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''.
** "Dammit, we lost to the kung-fu fish."
** NYVGF predicts that Squirrel Bear-senpai's "Mmm" voice clip will be incorporated into an egg soundbyte.
** Angry at the chat's conflict over whether he should keep playing egg soundbytes, [[WhyTheFandomCantHaveNiceThings Jon decides to]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere end the stream...]] [[BaitAndSwitch only to jump right back in again.]]
** Using cheat codes, Jon decides to play as a horse in ''Daytona USA'', and careens into the grass for no reason whatsoever. Then he crashes the horse.
--->'''Jon:''' Horses don't care about grass!
** Later, Jon manages to get first place ''with the horse''.
--->'''Jon:''' We won ''Daytona'' with a horse; we're champions.\\
'''NYVGF:''' Well, you made a horse relive its dreams.
** Jon provides an epicly hilarious background for the horse, who dreamed of running with cars that laughed at its ambitions as it participated in ''Daytona''. At one point, he considers naming the horse [[{{Eagleland}} "American Dream."]]
** Jon managed to beat out ''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' of all things!
** Throughout the game, the announcer refers to the horse as a car.
** In his third race, Jon accidentally activates "first-person horse mode."
** "For sale: one horse. Gently used."
** Jon's pleasure at the fact that the horse makes skidding noises.
** [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie And Then John Was a Horse]]
** "If this horse doesn't turn into a hovercar, I'm gonna be very disappointed."
** One person in the chat suspects LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} of forcing Jon to race as a horse.
** Jon's third Strawpoll ends up not displaying on-stream, prompting Jon to fake-end the stream a second time out of frustration the moment he finds out.
** For those watching the stream without chat, hearing NYVGF say "please don't drink rubbing alcohol, that sounds like a ''very'' bad idea" out of nowhere can elicit a few chuckles.
** Jon repeatedly spams an egg soundbyte that uses the first line of [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan "The Hero"]], leading to an absurdly long loop of "You will give me '''ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!'''"
** Jon's disbelief at the description on the back of the box for ''Countdown Vampires''; the mentioning of [[AccidentalInnuendo "white water"]] particularly sticks out. Then he learns how [[BrokenBase polarizing]] it was to reviewers, scoring a perfect 100 on one source and a 1.5/10 on another.
** Jon and NYVGF decide to pull a ''[=MST3K=]'' on ''Countdown Vampires'', continuously riffing on the game's [[SoBadItsGood quality]].
*** During the intro cutscene, "Jason Voorhees is mixing drinks" said in an UnusuallyUninterestingSight tone.
*** Among other things, NYVGF calls a photo of one character a Japanese rendering of Steve Jobs.
*** Near the beginning of their run, Jon receives a donation from a user named Vampire Cat (referencing a rather odd part of the intro where a cat [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin becomes a vampire]]).
*** Jon's [[BigWhat bafflement]] after being told that he's locked himself out of the good ending.[[labelnote:Note]]The good ending isn't inaccessible, it's just next-to-impossible to obtain on [[NintendoHard O-type difficulty]], which Jon chose to play.[[/labelnote]]
*** Jon dies from a time-out, having expected a cutscene or more vampires. He then surmises that he had died of a heart attack. Someone in the chat speculates that "someone used the Manga/DeathNote for good, finally."
*** Following the above death, Jon names his character "Heart Attack."
** Near the end of the stream, Jon's internet slowly starts to give out on him, taking away services one by one. By the end, he has no internet access at all (on his computer, all other devices were fine), but somehow the stream still keeps going. Naturally, it all fixed itself immediately after he chose to end the stream in frustration.
*** This happened while streaming Mario Maker, so Jon decided to stream some Mario Maker in the following stream to make up for it. ''It happened again.'' Jon later tweeted that Mario Maker must be cursed.
* Fortune Cookie: All Games Delayed Until 2017 Edition
** When a mystery game wins a cookie, Jon asks a follow-up question of whether viewers want a good or bad game. The latter wins overwhelmingly, before he reveals the bad game to be the ''WesternAnimation/BeeMovie'' [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames video game]]. As he plays through it, Jon takes the time to constantly remind the viewers that [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor this is what they voted on]].
*** From the start, the game seems destined to not work, with Jon's set-up alternating for a while between the game not properly displaying on his TV and his capture card not working properly, to the point that he and Gex almost consider it divine intervention to stop Jon from playing it.
*** It comes up at one point that IGN gave the game a 6.8/10, which starts a recurring conversation point of games that IGN considers it almost as good as or better than, including ''VideoGame/HyruleWarriors,'' ''VideoGame/PokemonOmegaRubyAndAlphaSapphire,'' and ''VideoGame/KirbyTripleDeluxe.''
* Fortune Cookie: Fundraiser to Buy Over 100 Waluigi amiibos Edition
** The Intermission screen for this stream is filled with Waluigi gifs, to celebrate the announcement of Waluigi amiibos during E3.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/{{Bomberman}} Quest'' and commentates over the opening, in which balls of light attack Bomberman's prison vessel, steal its engines, and cause it to seemingly explode before crashing. Jon jokes that Bomberman is dead and the story is over, as it cuts to a visual of Bomberman unconscious... and the game crashes. He and the chat decide that his ending is canon.
*** Perhaps it should have been, as everyone notices that the gameplay revolves around killing everyone else who survived the crash. Including the ones who aren't fighting back. Including one who ''tells him'' he hasn't done anything.
** Jon plays the Playstation version of ''The Lost Vikings 2'' (which had been given the Chugga-worthy PunnyName of ''Norse by Norsewest'') and then puts on the SNES version to contrast them, leading to much amusement about the PS version's voice acting and horror at the OffModel interpretation of the wolfman character Fang (who is voiced by someone doing a Creator/GilbertGottfried impression). However, Jon said that [[TheOneThingIDontHateAboutYou he liked the music from the Playstation version better]].
** This is followed by a Fortune Cookie in which ''Taz-Mania'' comes up for the second time in a short period. The chat decide this is destiny and it's obviously going to win...until, that is, the other games offered by the Cookie are ''Kirby's Dream Course'', ''Trauma Centre: Under the Knife 2'', ''Chibi Robo'' and ''Resident Evil: Code Veronica''.
-->'''Jon:''' This is the best cookie we've had, like, ever!
* Fortune Cookie: Disorganized Chaos As Always Edition
** The first egg sound that played for subs was so bad, Jon outright removes it from rotation. [[spoiler: It contained offnote singing.]]
** Jon shared some unusual dreams that he had.
*** One has him attending some kind of party at a lodge, attended by people from his hometown in Newfoundland. He wanders off by himself for whatever reason, and stumbles upon a Thrown Controllers panel with nobody running it, so he starts running it by himself. In it, there was a "Murder" question with a slideshow of 11 questions. The contestant, [[spoiler:Tom Fawkes]], despite being given extra time, refuses to answer those questions. Then the next slideshow is about female representation in puzzle video games, causing him to wonder what the hell the questions are about.
*** One dream has a family of turkeys who owed a farmer money but could not pay him back, so the father turkey [[HeroicSacrifice offers himself to be the farmer's Thanksgiving dinner]] to settle the debt. At the end of the dream, Jon learned that the amount of money the turkeys owed was [[spoiler:$1.69]].
*** One has a [=McDonald's=] that uses a ball pit to [[FountainOfYouth turn adults into kids]], then raises the kids so that they grow up to be completely loyal to [=McDonald's=] and only buy [=McDonald's=] products. An undercover secret agent who was sent to stop them was able to retain his adult mind after being de-aged, so he ''[[AwesomeMoments pilots an F-15 out of the playplace area]]'' and uses it to [[StuffBlowingUp blow up everything]].
** While Jon plays ''VideoGame/MightyNo9'', [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]] raids the chat. [[RunningGag Two guesses as to what happens next.]]
** The last game Jon plays on that stream is ''Metal Wolf Chaos'', and every moment of gameplay and reaction from Jon and the chat is absolute gold.
* Fortune Cookie: Countdown to Breaking New Desk Edition
** The very first cookie of the night contained two ''[[VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins Ghouls 'n Ghosts]]'' games and two ''VideoGame/NinjaGaiden'' games. The fifth game won the vote with a commanding lead: [[spoiler:''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Superman]]'' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers for the Game Boy]]]].
** After most every other game played in the stream has glitched or otherwise gone wrong, ''VideoGame/Superman64'' appears in the final cookie. Jon promptly lets it in since the stream can't get much worse, and when it inevitably wins the poll, he sets the language to Spanish, sets the screen size to 20%, and stops giving a shit.
*** Jon states that there was a big reveal he was saving for the end of his LP of the game, but since it's taken so long, he decides to casually drop it while playing: [[spoiler:the ring challenges are all gone on easy difficulty.]]
*** Someone in the chat jokes that Jon should crop the display so the 20% resolution gameplay would take up the full display (which, mind you, would cut out HUD elements such as the health bar and 90% of on-screen text). Jon [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor does exactly that]]. Choice reactions from the chat include saying they could count the number of on-screen pixels, and discovering that the video quality is so terrible that setting the stream to the ''lowest'' possible video quality actually makes it look ''better''.
** WildMassGuessing from the chat as to why every game was screwing up so badly included theories such as "the new desk is cursed" and "this is [[LaserGuidedKarma karma]] punishing Jon for starting the stream by playing an actual ''good'' game" (the ''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight'' [=E3=] demo).
* Fortune Cookie: Gearing Up for [=ConBravo=] edition
** The first game Jon plays is the N64 ''Rogue Squadron''. First he refers to the protagonist as 'Loog Skywalker' and then Wedge constantly asking for help leads to the RunningGag "Wedge, why are you so bad at your job?!" He also plays a mission where he has to help the people of a planet called Gerrard V, which he interprets as "[[LetsPlay/TheCompletionist Jirard]] and his four brothers". While on that mission, he runs out of "phot'''on''' torpedoes" (meaning proton, ironically) and his Xbox One turns on when it hears him say that syllable.
** Jon learns that he could potentially hold the Guinness World Record for the longest LP with ''VideoGame/Superman64'' (for reference, it started on June 17, 2010 and is still ongoing). His reaction was priceless.
* Fortune Cookie: Countdown to Next Con Edition
** When ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' for the Nintendo 64 wins a cookie, Jon decides to play the part of Trebek, while his co-commentators Dan, Khead, and Jewker play the part of the contestants. Coming into Final Jeopardy, Jewker has a commanding lead, and Dan and Jewker both bet everything they have, while Khead bets all but $1. When the question asks who the longest-reigning queen in the world at the time is, every one of the contestants answers [[spoiler:Queen Elizabeth II]], only for them all to realize at the last second it's most likely wrong because the question was asking from the perspective of when the game was released, not modern day. After a MassOhCrap, they all get the answer wrong, leading to Khead winning because he was the only person to not bet everything. Then the game reveals the correct answer: [[spoiler:Elizabeth II. The game counted them as wrong because Jon included the word "Queen" in all their answers, so it wouldn't autocorrect properly]]. The resulting salt is ''legendary''.
--->'''Dan:''' [[OneOfUs That's one for TV Tropes!]]
** The triumphant(?) return of ''VideoGame/BombermanActZero'' after two years.
* Fortune Cookie: Sick Trick Edition
** Jon was playing Battletoads, when he hears the stream playing, and immediently blames Ultaki, since he was new at co-comming. Then Taki reveals that the sound was Gex, who accidentally joined the call without realizing it and immediately left after apologizing.
** While playing Battletoads, he gets raided with "Sorry Jon I would watch but Pcull is streaming." He originally subverts his standard countermeasures by pretending to end the stream...[[ISurrenderSuckers before activating the real countermeasures]].
** Jon gets raided again later... but is so focused on the game he's playing that he completely misses it. He still activates countermeasures as a courtesy, even though the raid had been ''over'' for several minutes.
* Misfortune Cookie: Lady Luck's Revenge Edition
** Jon introduces Russian Roulette, in which he picks five good games and one bad game, and labeled each option with numbers. On the first round, Option 4 wins. [[FourIsDeath Take a guess as to what type of game it was.]] Jon calls out his viewers on this.
** The chat chooses number 4 ''every time''. Naturally, it's a bad game almost every time.
** The Fortune Cookie audio is reversed after some viewers suggested it. Then, some viewers submit the reversed Intermission music and reversed Raid Countermeasures. When the latter is sent in, Jon tells a brief story about what went on.
** [[http://www.strawpoll.me/11074975/r One]] of the Strawpolls is titled [[Anime/DragonBallZ "You can crush Jon's spirit, but there's one thing a Canadian always keeps... HIS SYRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"]] A bit of (probably unintentional) meta-humor becomes involved considering that [[Creator/TheOceanGroup the Ocean dub]] of ''Dragon Ball Z'' was produced in Canada.
* Danger Squad Challenge, Then Fortune Cookie: Pre-PAX West Edition
** Jon's misfortune with the voice recognition systems in ''[[VideoGame/OperatorsSide Lifeline]]''.
*** Jon and the chat both enjoy the intro dialogue line "I can't believe we're spending Christmas in Space!" and dub the whole game concept "[[DieHardOnAnX Die Hard]] [[RecycledInSpace IIIIN SPAAAACE]]".
*** Jon finishes the segment by trying 'Fortune Cookie' as a voice command. Bizarrely, this makes Rio run round and round a table. Jon then almost knocks a glass over and Jake acts as though this is the game bleeding into RealLife, giving voice commands to Jon to save the glass.
** Everything involving the revelation that Brian's name is actually Ryan.
--->'''Jon:''' I'd like to point out I called you Brian 5 times in this stream and you've responded every single time.\\
'''(B)Ryan:''' Yeah, well, now I caught you.\\
'''Jon:''' ...Brian, I've been calling you Brian the entire time I've known you. You've responded every single time. [[EpicFail You have literally responded to Brian for half a year now!]]
*** The best part: Jon says that when they first met, he thought his name ''was'' Ryan, but then someone else called him Brian and he responded to it, so Jon figured he was wrong.
** He tries two rounds of ''Mario Superstar Baseball''[[note]]One as Waluigi vs. Yoshi, and one as Wario vs Waluigi[[/note]] and utterly fails at both of them, angered to the point of [[RageQuit throwing his controller]] and [[FissionMailed playing the "Stream Over" video]].
** Jon plays ''Friends: The One With All The Trivia'' despite knowing almost nothing about ''Friends''. He gets several trivia questions wrong in a row, then finally gets one right - ''and the power goes out in half of Canada''. When the stream comes back up, the chat makes "''Friends'' Killed Canada" into a running gag.
** After joking that ''Seaman'' (another microphone game) will come up on Cookie, ''it actually does!''
* Fortune Cookie: Always in Beta Edition
** Jon devised a minigame that uses bits donated by viewers. As it was in beta, he set it to five rounds. When bits are donated, the panels vanish to reveal an image. While the chat never reached round 4, the images before then were amusing:
*** Round 1: [[spoiler: Fake Smash Bros. splash for Wesker with the tagline "Wesker will give you an egg"]]
*** Round 2: [[spoiler: [=WaluRobo=] ([=RoboCop=] with Waluigi's face)]]
*** Round 3: [[spoiler: Skeletor with Jon's head]]
** The first game he plays? An NES bootleg of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''. He becomes ''incredibly'' salty during this as nearly every encounter contains at least one enemy that can heal more damage than Jon can deal in one turn, causing most battles to drag on and on.
** He plays a DVD game based on ''Series/DealOrNoDeal''... which he discovers has a 2-player option for some reason, so he goes with that and Jewker joins in. At one point, Jon receives a donation from the joke account "[=FiveFreeGoogleSearches=]", a CallBack to when Jon played a different version of ''Deal or No Deal'' with his friend and roommate Dan (aka Kelekin).
* Fortune Cookie: Prepping For [=TwitchCon=] Edition
** Prior to playing the NES game based on ''Series/GilligansIsland'', Jon accidentally hits both "End of Stream" and "Loading Stream" at the same time after an announcement regarding shirts.
*** Jon's [[ThisIsGonnaSuck exasperated reaction]] when the game shows up in the Cookie, for [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames one particular reason]].
*** The irony of Jon, commonly associated with VideoGame/{{Pepsiman}}, finding dried-up Coke in the ''Gilligan[='s=] Island'' game pak.
*** Jon's amazement at the sprite of Skipper holding a club, which he compares to [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]]. Cue chat spamming the inevitable [[Memes/{{Vinesauce}} GRAND]] [[Memes/GiIvaSunner DAD]].
*** The influx of Harambe memes during both of Jon's fights with the gorilla.
*** Hell, the gorilla fights themselves are gems, for being complete [[CurbStompBattle Curb-Stomp Battles]] both times. The first time Jon ends up being beaten to a pulp because he didn't have the club, and the second time Jon returns the favor to the gorilla after getting the club.
** Jon plays ''Clustertruck'' for the first time, and predictably is rather shaky with the skill, not helped with the chat trying to screw him over with crippling events. [[spoiler:Then things started getting interesting and hysterical when ''a developer decides to show up'' and screws with Jon. Some effects include super low gravity, turning the trucks blue (when asking for his favorite color), and even turning ''the entire level'' black and white with incredibly high contrast while making everything in zero gravity. To Jon's horror during the zero gravity segment, Lasertrucks was the winning event. Copious amounts of hilarity ensued.]]
** During another round of ''VideoGame/FZeroX'', Jon accidentally drives off the course, only to be followed by ''nearly everyone else'', causing him to break down in hysterics.
*** To elaborate, he was playing the [[RandomlyGeneratedLevels X-Cup]], the part where he fell off course was a hairpin turn so severe that even the AI failed to turn in time.
** The very fact that Jon got raided '''five times''' during the stream.
*** The very first raid was from LetsPlay/MasaeAnela, who had never seen the "Raid Countermeasures" video before and ended up breaking down in laughter when it played. You can watch her reaction [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQjI29tuse0 here.]]
*** The second raid ended up being pretty minor, causing Jon to shrink the Countermeasures video to an unrealistically small aspect ratio before shoving it into the corner of the screen.
* Fortune Cookie: Back to the Grind Edition
** The first game is the obscure ''Revengers of Vengeance'' , and it mostly involves Jon getting his ass handed to him by the AI.
** Jon playing the Warehouse and Logistics Simulator's Zombie Mode, which involves trying to get the end of the stage with a forklift while running down zombies, cue a modified version of [[MysteryScienceTheater3000 The Forklift song]].
** Perhaps one of the best donation gifts/eggs to date came from user myohel0 who created this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KngMDUD6a_k video]], leaving everyone in the call and chat in hysterics.
* Fortune Cookie: Avoiding Responsibilities Edition
** While playing a fan translation of ''Anime/SamuraiPizzaCats'' on the NES, the ROM suddenly glitches out and starts spewing garbage data in the various dialogue boxes due to a programming oversight. Many were quick to compare the BrokenRecord of various characters to the [[BattleCry battle cries]] in ''Franchise/JoJosBizarreAdventure''.
** An amazing instance of {{foreshadowing}} occurs when said Samurai Pizza Cats translation has a Gilligan's Island joke in it. What shows up and wins the very next poll of the night? ''Series/GilligansIsland'' [[OhCrap on NES]] ''[[HereWeGoAgain again]]''.
*** During the game itself, Jon's co-commentators end up in hysterics upon seeing Jon's CurbStompBattle against the gorilla for the first time.
** Jon gets his one-eyed cat Bagel on camera. What's the first thing the little guy does? [[EyeScream Poke himself in the remaining eye with Jon's headset microphone]].
--->'''Nefarious_Bear:''' GOING FOR BOTH EYES\\
'''[=Myohel0=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Good job]]\\
'''giant_bees:''' Not the smartest cat
** The final game of the night is ''VideoGame/KidDracula'', which very quickly catches everyone off-guard due to the first boss looking like [[UnfortunateCharacterDesign two Klansmen]], one of whom has a swastika on their forehead.
*** Jon's disbelief at the "boss" of the New York level, really a quiz about the United States hosted by a {{moe}} version of the Statue of Liberty. Needless to say, ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.
*** [[TheStinger At the very end of the stream]], Jon's co-coms quickly go back to the password screen of the game for one last egg of wisdom:
--->[[BrickJoke Did you write it down?]]
* Fortune Cookie: Punching a Wall of Games Edition
** Jon's adventures in ''VideoGame/PokemonSnap'', naming his character "Paparaz"[[note]]As in "Paparazzi", shortened due to character limit[[/note]] and taking pictures of pokémon butts for Professor Oak.
** When Jon plays ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' for the 3DS, he misinterprets a question about [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogCD the song Sonic Boom]] to be about the video game ''VideoGame/SonicBoom''. A few fans insult him for his confusion, and in retaliation Jon pretends to end the stream, then [[WhyFandomCantHaveNiceThings decides to ban all Sonic games from the cookie for a month]]. And this is [[HilariousInHindsight on the heels]] of the last Fortune Cookie stream dedicating a whole segment to the general toxicity of fandoms.
*** Becomes even better when he plays ''VideoGame/AwesomePossum'' for a later cookie, and the game's general terribleness and bizarre, {{Anvilicious}} trivia questions cause him to decide that if any Sonic games appear in the cookie for the next month, he'll just put ''Awesome Possum'' on the poll instead.
** One donator sends in a clip of him improvising a comedic song for Jon. Things quickly derail when the singer starts ranting about the [=protonBomb=] emote, disturbingly describing how Jon effectively decapitated Bomberman and turned his head into a lamp before launching the hashtag [=#BringTheBombsBack=]. Then the singer plugs his own Twitch channel, before frantically ending the song to the best of his improvisational abilities.
** Pretty much the entirety of the ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'' segment, due to the game being built on CrazyAwesome.
*** Fittingly combined with SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments is the chat gloriously bursting out in cries of [[MemeticMutation "RULES OF NATURE"]] whenever the eponymous song's vocal track begins playing.
** The final cookie is a Misfortune Cookie, with the game in 5th place being what Jon will play. When the timer runs out, there ends up being a ''three-way tie'' between ''VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus'', ''VideoGame/MarioVsDonkeyKong'', and ''[[VideoGame/SaintsRowIV Saints Row IV: Enter the Dominatrix]]'' for fifth place. Jon asks Khead to decide the game since it's his birthday, but then realizes that since it's past midnight, it's technically no longer his birthday. Instead, Jon rolls a die to decide the winning game... [[{{Troll}} then keeps the result a secret until after an intermission.]] [[spoiler:''Shadow of the Colossus'']] ends up winning, [[ShaggyDogStory only for the stream to be cut short]] midway through the segment when Bagel chews through Jon's headset cable.
--->'''[=XenobladeMonicals=]:''' [=TvTropes=] is gonna have some fun with this...
* Charity Fortune Cookie Stream in Support of Direct Relief
** The way Jon sets up the stream: People can put their donations towards any game of their choice, and each round the choices in the Cookie are whatever 10 games have the most money at that point. However, if a game makes it to $500, it ''must'' be played no matter what, and a round of Cookie is skipped. Naturally, the instant the stream starts, someone donates $1000: $500 for ''{{VideoGame/Battletoads}}'', and $500 for Jon's choice of ''VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld'' 1, 2 or 3.
*** Not only that, but so many games reached the $500 mark that ''no actual Cookie took place during this supposed Cookie stream'', and it took two ''more'' streams just to get through them all.
** While Jon is playing Kaizo 2, a viewer donates but instead of suggesting a game, he'll let Jon pick. Jon comments (without sarcasm) that he'd "pick something easy, like ''VideoGame/NinjaGaiden''" - and the chat explodes with people stunned at the fact that Jon [[TheAce really is]] so good at ''Ninja Gaiden'' that he'd consider it an easy choice.
** The creative process Jon undergoes to create monsters in ''VideoGame/AmazingIsland'' is a sight to behold. It yields such interesting creatures as Not a Cop?, a vaguely dragon-like creature with cartoon gloves for hands and a bolt stuck in its head; and Scrungles, a humanoid creature with a bird's beak, horribly mismatched {{Raymanian|Limbs}} hands (one being a small dagger while the other is an enormous fist), [[EyesDoNotBelongThere eyes located on the knuckles of the enormous fist]], a pair of glasses located on its head where the eyes ''should'' be.
*** One of the first real events Jon does is what appears to be a normal foot race, but Not a Cop? moves so absurdly fast during the race that Jon's left in hysterics by the end.
*** Jon's bafflement when, after the game establishes that the player character is the first human to be seen on the island for a long time, he goes into the shop to find another human character selling upgrades.
** The final game of the night, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyCrystalChroniclesTheCrystalBearers'', generally befuddles Jon and all others present due to its sheer ridiculousness. Highlights include that picking up a nut unlocks the achievement [[AccidentalInnuendo My First Nut]], and Jon's utter glee when he discovers the main character can use his gravity powers to lift a giant spherical statue over his head like it's nothing.
--->'''Jon''': ''(singing)'' He's got the whooooole world in his hand!
** Jon discovers that when he opens the first door in the game, it reveals the title card of the game behind it, and laughs his head off.
--->'''Jon''': What is this game? Why do I have a news crawl on the screen? ''Why is bagpipe music playing?!''
** Jon gets on a train and [=NPCs=] seem to start throwing money at him for no apparent reason (actually his character stealing from them):
--->'''Jon''': How did I make money? People are giving me money! ''Why are people giving me money?!''
--->'''Jewker''': [[DeadpanSnarker Haven't they been doing that for the last nine or ten hours?]]
--->'''Jon''': ''(laughs)'' Not what I meant, Jewker!
* From "Fortune Cookie: Christmas Shirt Available? Edition - !eggmas for Info":
** Jon decides to open up the night with ''Merry Gear Solid: Secret Santa'', a ''VideoGame/MetalGear''-themed Christmas flashgame. While nothing too amusing occurs throughout the game proper, the real punchline comes in when [[spoiler:one of the supporting characters is revealed to be Solid Snake, who kills Santa... [[OhCrap only to realize he took out the wrong target]]]].
** Right after ''Merry Gear Solid'' wraps up, Jon rolls the first cookie of the night, and one of the possible choices is ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions]]'' (a bonus disc from the Japan-only 1999 ''Integral'' re-release of the game, the disc itself being available as a standalone title in the west). No guesses as to what won that one.
*** The game proper starts with Jon's reactions to some of the more unusual shots in the opening cutscene, including [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a photoshoot with Mei Ling and a giant FOXHOUND soldier]].
*** Throughout the game, ''LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}}'' of all people trash-talks Jon for his poor performance, leading him to challenge her to come down and [[LetsSeeYouDoBetter prove that she can do better]].
** Midway through the half-hour for ''VR Missions'', Jon remembers that he was supposed to do a cookie for the top 10 games that didn't reach the $500 goal during the charity stream. He then takes the opportunity to do that next cookie, with ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast A Link to the Past Randomized]]''[[note]]a fan-made program that takes the ROM for ''A Link to the Past'' and randomizes the placement of chest items, though specifically arranged as to not softlock the game[[/note]] winning. Rather than continue the file from the charity stream, however, Jon decides to create a new file following the results of a Strawpoll. HilarityEnsues.
*** In light of [[CatsAreMean Bagel chewing up Jon & Lucah's]] [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Raphael doll]], Jon decides to name Link "Raph", only to accidentally type "RAPR". He goes with it.
*** The very first item RAPR obtains is the Magic Cape; Jon quickly realizes that this mean he could potentially fight [[DiscOneFinalBoss Agahnim]] early. However, Jon gets a better idea: fight Agahnim early ''with Zelda following him''. Thus, we get treated to the sight of Zelda watching herself get taken to the Dark World.
*** Once Jon successfully takes Zelda to the Agahnim fight and defeats Agahnim, he gets sent to the Dark World as per the original game's plot... [[https://clips.twitch.tv/protonjon/CooperativeJellyfishMingLee only to find out that Zelda's mysteriously disappeared]]. This leads Jon and nearly everyone else to believe that Zelda ''died'' due to Jon messing with the timeline. Furthermore, this leads everyone to think the same of the Zelda that was ''supposed'' to go to the Dark World. One viewer, meanwhile, comes up with the theory that the early-game Zelda and RAPR [[FusionDance fused]] in a way reminiscent of both ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' and ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureJoJolion JoJolion]]'', and tweets Jon [[https://twitter.com/TymonGeslicki/status/807839748240867328 his depiction]] of the result.
*** After the whole disappearing Zelda debacle, Jon decides to reset the game and return to the Light World to see if anything's changed. He sees that the game now acts as if the Zelda EscortMission was completed as normal, with the rain gone and the Sanctuary priest alive, despite him having supposed to have died shortly before the Agahnim fight; meanwhile, RAPR is also able to go to the Dark World through Hyrule Castle's gate and the lumberjack brothers have stopped cutting their tree, meaning that the game simultaneously recognizes that Agahnim was defeated.[[note]]This is due to the various triggers for each of the flags that activate certain in-game events. The rain disappeared due to Agahnim's defeat making the game assume that Link had already rescued Zelda at the start of the game, the priest's death is triggered only when Link obtains the Master Sword, as the original game has this happen ''before'' the Agahnim fight, and the lumberjack brothers are despawned from the Light World once Agahnim is defeated.[[/note]] Jon and the chat are left in complete confusion at this apparent state of affairs, once again blaming it on Jon messing with the timeline.
---->'''Jon:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext So far we've killed off two Zeldas, we've saved the pastor, and we've gone to the Dark World. Clearly we're doing the Lord's work.]]
*** Overlapping with AwesomeMoments, Jon continues to play the game regardless of its apparent messed-up state and finds the cavern with a friendly thief and several chests. From the thief's gift and the chests, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/protonjon/MuddyPorcupineSSSsss Jon manages to find]] ''four'' Heart Pieces in that room alone, leaving him utterly baffled.
** After a session of ''VideoGame/Bayonetta2'' and a session of ''[[VideoGame/HarvestMoon1 Harvest Moon]]'' ''[[UsefulNotes/GameBoy GB]]'', Jon's final game of the night is ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' ''VideoGame/PuzzleLeague''. Most of the run is spent mocking the SoBadItsGood voice acting from the various characters, until Jon reaches the Tracey Sketchit battle. There, he runs into [[https://clips.twitch.tv/protonjon/CalmCodPRChase this]] infamous glitch, where the Puzzle Block stack keeps rising nonstop. Everyone breaks into hysterics as the block stacks grow progressively faster while the AI scrambles to continue arranging Puzzle Blocks. Jon decides that this is a perfect way to end the stream.
*** Eventually, the block stack moves so fast that the speed-up button causes it to ''slow down'' instead.
*** [[https://twitter.com/Proton_Jon/status/807886683475542016 The game doesn't end up crashing until the timer hits roughly 43 minutes and 47 seconds]], quite a bit of time after the stream ends.
* Fortune Cookie: Be Jolly, Or Not, It's OK Edition
** Minutes after Jon starts the stream, Bagel knocks over the Christmas tree, forcing Jon to go into Intermission.
** [[LetsPlay/TomFawkes Tom]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/protonjon/OutstandingSheepPRChase pretending to be a drive-thru attendant.]]
** Jon gets 3 '' VideoGame/OregonTrail''-type games in row (in 3 separate cookies). [[note]]The games were (in order) Death Road to Canada, Organ Trail, and Super Amazing Wagon Adventure.[[/note]]
* Danger Squad: Contra NES & Fortune Cookie: Happy December Everyone! Edition
** Jon plays a ''Ranma One Half'' fighting game as Genma the panda and discovers that every fight ends with him giving a unique taunt to his defeated opponent, but then always finishing it with "I just wish that pandas could talk", the repetition of which gradually becomes hilarious.
** Jon plays lots of cutscenes from the ''Hide and Sneak'' Mickey Mouse game he played last stream, including several unexpectedly epic moments and a lot of DoubleStandard with Mickey overcoming problems in a badass way and Minnie bumbling her way through the same ones. Including one cutscene with a BigLippedAlligatorMoment of the screen going black in the middle.
** Jon plays the Jackbox Party Pack game ''Trivia Murder Party'' with the chat, and on the second playthrough, early on he gets the penalty where he has to pick one "finger to cut off" meaning he can't choose that option for the later questions. He picks option 4, and [[BornUnlucky unsurprisingly given Jon's luck]], that proceeds to be the right answer for ''almost all the following questions''.
** Since this was the last stream before Christmas, a group of the normal eggsong writers known as the Eggheads ([=TuneableNine220=], myohel0, [=XenobladeMonicals=], [=TheManiacalGamer=], LetsPlay/GreenPowerStar, [=MasterTimeThief=], [=PhillipPlays=], [=TouyaShiro=], [=EpicGuitar64=], Medz, Tobiashawk and heavybassX) created a [[https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ab9jxu2nrbu569k/AACK0Ibwyd8_oD3hgfqZwxLYa?dl=0 Christmas themed album]] The reaction to said album broke Jon and the chat more than any bad game and glitch in the last year! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IwL634tYLs&t=21360s Said reaction begins here]]
* Fortune Cookie: Farewell to 2016 Edition
** Jon starts out with ''Die Hard: Vendetta'' which is full of hilarious moments:
*** He plays a lengthy tutorial where the instructor constantly refers to his player character as "John" ([=McClane=]), confusing some members of the chat who think it's a co-comm voice;
*** Jon discovers that the game has a 'HERO MODE' which involves it going into bullet time while ''Ode to Joy'' plays, and laughs his head off;
*** He fails the first mission repeatedly due to punching fellow cops and civilians;
*** As a SelfImposedChallenge he tries to take on all the baddies using only punching. He very shortly upgrades the challenge to only [[GroinAttack dick-punching]].
*** As Jon dick-punches the last enemy in a room to death, a slow-motion cinematic death cam plays of the killing blow, cracking up Jon and his co-commentators for a good few minutes.
* Fortune Cookie: More Video Games Edition
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/DeathRoadToCanada'' and every time there's a siege, it ends right as one (or all) of Jon's Characters die.
*** On his second playthrough, One of the first places he goes to is an umbrella store. One of the co-comms mentions that maybe there will be Flavor text saying that an umbrella protects them from rain once they lose their car. [[spoiler: There is]].
* Fortune Cookie: "Videogames" Edition
** Jon plays Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator leading to many interesting quotes like "Have you ever been inside a tank?"
** After getting yelled at by chat for his pronunciations, Jon yells "Fuck off" at chat and the stream proceeds to crash almost immediately.
** While playing Ultimate Chicken Horse online he somehow manages to glitch the game by reaching the goal before the other players even place their pieces. The game eventually gives him the prompt to hold B to kill himself which doesn't work because he's already reached the goal.
** ''Bomberman Act Zero'' features again for the first time in a while, and although for once they don't get eight people in a room for once, all the old running gags return with a vengeance as BAZ beats ''Halo 5'' in Twitch views and [[spoiler:Dan chokes as always]].
** Jon plays a ''Dragonball Z'' fighting game and is on his A-game when it comes to snarking over the cutscenes, including describing Goku's goal as 'to fight space' and deliberately misunderstanding the positioning of the speech bubbles to suggest that Goku's shoulders or another body part are speaking.
* From "Fortune Cookie: Severe Lack of Football Games Edition":
** After Bagel repeatedly tried to sabotage Jon's previous stream by chewing at cables, in this one ''five seconds into the stream'' he turns up, jumps on Jon's keyboard and starts [=iTunes=]. Chat jokes ensue about Bagel's musical tastes.
** [[ContrivedCoincidence Appropriately enough]], the first game Jon plays is ''Wayne's World'', in which he fights musical instruments, leading to the [[ARareSentence Rare Sentences]] "Damn offscreen bagpipes!" and "These kamikaze kazoos are causing problems!"
* Fortune Cookie: Not Playing Games in Moderation Edition
** Jon plays ''Sonic Riders'' and, [[RunningGag of course]], ends up with glitches which make the announcer voice stutter and echo ''constantly'' throughout his playthrough.
-->'''Jon:''' SON! SON! SON! SON! IC! IC! IC! IC!
* Fortune Cookie: Prelude to a Second Cat Edition:
** The first game Jon plays (at the start of the stream) is a ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' Game Boy game. After 45 minutes of gameplay, he starts up the first Fortune Cookie of the night - and the second game it offers is ''another Ninja Turtles game''.
** Jon usually limits games on the cookie and those from co-comms to either cartridges or games from his backloggery, so as to prevent romhacks. There are exceptions, such as for Charity Streams or the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast A Link to the Past Randomizer]], but they're few and far in between. That being said, some of the co-comms frequently buy games for Jon with the intent being they want him to play those games. One of those games happened to be a reproduction copy of ''Kaizo Mario Bros. 3''. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Guess what got suggested, then immediately voted on by chat?]]
** The fact that throughout a good portion of the stream, two users in chat are completely ignoring all the chaos going on just so one can teach the other how to download an emulator frontend on his computer.
* Fortune Cookie: Last Cookie Before PAX East Edition
** Jon made a poll before the stream began, asking viewers if it should be a Fortune Cookie Stream or a game-completion stream[[labelnote:*]]His plan is to beat 52 games he's never completed before on-stream in 2017[[/labelnote]]. It ended up being ''two votes'' that decided Fortune Cookie to be the victor, and because they were so close together, he invoked the 0% rule he normally uses in his polls... [[FissionMailed and ended the stream early]].
** The virtual audio cable messed up at the start of ''VideoGame/BerenstainBearsCampingAdventure'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH1N0iKY1-k&feature=youtu.be&t=1h45m turning everyone into robots]].
** Jon plays ''Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing'' and is delighted that he gets to both unlock Big the Cat as a character and a Jet Set Radio themed stage, then comments on how surreal it feels to be playing as Big while "The Concept of Love" plays in the background. For some reason, the game also plays the Game Over music from that game when he wins the race, which confuses everyone because it's also the music Jon plays over the Stream End card (so obligingly the first time he completes the race [[FissionMailed he pretends to be ending the stream...again]]).
** [[https://youtu.be/NH1N0iKY1-k?t=4h5m12s Yet another masterful egg sound]].[[note]]and in case you want to hear a [[https://www.dropbox.com/s/ssji4qecu3e5qga/A_10th_anniversary_gift_from_touyashiro.wav?dl=0 cleaner version]]...[[/note]]
* Fortune Cookie: Mellow Midweek Midnight Edition
** Once again, we have another amazing egg sound submitted, this time a full parody of [[https://www.dropbox.com/sh/sv4rzx1mniun0ul/AAA16roJ-cvjkh_-g6HdBNdNa?dl=0 "Weird Al" Yankovic's Hardware Store]], created to celebrate [=ProtonJon=]'s 10th anniversary.
** And an egg video, based on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYOISIOyO4 the intro to Samurai Jack]].
* Fortune Cookie: *shrug* Edition
** The final game of the night, at the suggestion of co-comm [=TieTuesday=], is a tie-in video game based off ''Literature/{{Beastly}}''. The game is so mystifyingly terrible in most every regard that Jon, the co-comms, and the chat are left in varying degrees of horror, bafflement, or delight. Jon keeps playing the game out of sheer morbid curiosity and ends up beating the entire game on stream as a result.
* Fortune Cookie: The Future of Past Entertainment Edition
** Upon starting the stream, Jon forgets to unmute his mic, and loads up the [[UsefulNotes/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer 3DO]] ''Film/DemolitionMan'' FMV game, only to realize this about 40 seconds in. [[FissionMailed He then promptly ends the stream, and restarts it, complete with repeated outro and intro.]]
*** The game itself is no slouch either, with the demo for the driving stage glitching out when Spartan's CPU-controlled car crashes into and ''gets stuck in'' one of the other cars. And then when Jon beats the actual stage, he starts breaking down at the sight of Spartan and Phoenix dueling ''Mortal Kombat''-style on top of their still-moving cars in the next stage.
** While Jon's playing ''VideoGame/PowerStone'', Bagel jumps up onto his keyboard and lays on a key that causes Jon's webcam to take a picture. For a good 30 seconds, the chat overlay in the stream is covered by repeated pictures of Jon's hand taken by his webcam.
** After ''VideoGame/{{Glover}}'' wins a cookie, a very noticeable VocalMinority in the chat is very displeased with the result, calling for impeachment the entire time it's played. Jon ignores them and plays the game as normal for most of its runtime, but when he's about to change games, he decides he's had enough and keeps playing the game, purely out of spite for those users.
** During one of the intermissions, the subject of the infamous 2-week-long 100% ''VideoGame/BatenKaitos'' speedrun comes up. A few of the co-comms laugh at the absurdity of the run, which causes [=TieTuesday=] to drop in the call, talk breathlessly about how admirable the run is, and leave again, all in the space of maybe 20 seconds. It all happens so quickly the co-comms are left in confused hysterics.
* Misfortune Cookie: It Makes Sense Today Edition
** The stream is subject to one of the fastest [[FissionMailed fake stream endings]] Jon's done, when he accidentally quits ''[[VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}} 8-Bit Bayonetta]]'' while trying to pause it at the very beginning of the stream.
** The first variety of misfortune cookie involves Jon rolling a die and playing the game whose ranking in the poll corresponding to the die's result. After the die rolls a 1 three times in a row, he gives up and just decides to roll with it, making it a plain old Fortune Cookie this round. When he decides to put it away after declaring the cookie to be normal fare, the die finally decides to show another number, a 6.
** During a round of ''VideoGame/{{Pulseman}}'', Jon and chat are caught off-guard by the ridiculous premise of the game, in which a scientist falls in love with a humanlike AI, uploads himself into her network, and conceives a half-human, half-AI baby with her that becomes Pulseman. Cue the inevitable jokes about finally marrying one's [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh wai]][[MemeticMutation fu.]]
*** When Jon reaches the boss of Stage 1, he's amazed by the insane appearance of the guy and immediately asks "[[ARareSentence what is this]] [[Film/KungFury hackerman]]?!"
** One of the submitted egg sounds from [=MasterTimeThief=], who's known to generally make more elaborate egg sounds (such as the Advertising/BigBillHells parody mentioned above under General/Misc. Streams), is titled to lead Jon to believe it's a riff on "[[Music/{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]]". [[https://clips.twitch.tv/VivaciousThoughtfulFriseeM4xHeh It crashes three seconds after Jon clicks "play"]].
*** Once Jon manages to get the video running, it turns out to be [[BaitAndSwitch MasterTimeThief chewing the chat out for expecting him to just keep churning out elaborate egg sounds, set over the music video to "Bohemian Rhapsody]]". [[OverlyLongGag Then he spends the remainder of the music video wondering how to kill time]] because the rant was just two minutes, while "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a six-minute song. He eventually decides to just have "Bohemian Rhapsody" play for the rest of the video, but can't find it on his computer, going through several other Queen songs, voice clips from [[Disney/AliceInWonderland the Queen of Hearts]], and a clip of himself singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the shower, among others. Finally he decides "screw it" and plays [[spoiler:Darude's "Sandstorm"]] for the rest of the video. And then chat gets disappointed that he didn't include [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable "Killer Queen"]].
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/TonyHawksUnderground'', and as per usual with games with lots of customization goes wild.
*** His custom skater is a giant blue man with eraser hair and freakish proportions dubbed Dr. Smack Daddy Smurf[[note]]or more accurately Dr. Smack Daddy due to the game's character limit; the "Smurf" part gets stylized as "SMRF" on his skateboard[[/note]], and he creates a trick that goes through five different trick animations in the space of a second, causing the model to absolutely freak out before a seal bark plays. Jon considers naming the trick "Kung-Fu Fighting", at which point Jewker starts WaxingLyrical from the song "Kung-Fu Fighting" and suggests the names "Fast as Lightning" and "Little Bit Frightening". Jon decides to officially name the trick "Little Bit Frightening", or rather, "[=LittleBitFrightening=]" due to character limit.
*** When Jon unlocks an in-game Music/{{Kiss}} concert, he runs up to the stage... [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SilkyBetterArmadilloVoHiYo and promptly starts tripping over the band's members.]]
*** Later, Jon decides to play as ComicBook/IronMan for a bit, and realizes that he can make him use [=LittleBitFrightening=]. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/LachrymoseFitMarjoramKappaPride ensues]].
** For the final cookie, Jon asks for a poll to decide which type of misfortune cookie it will be. Jewker spoils a potential game in one of the options, and Jon jokingly tells him to get out of the call for swaying the vote. Jewker takes him seriously and leaves, and it takes Jon until after an intermission to realize Jewker left. Making it better is that when Jon stepped away during intermission, Jewker rejoined the call just to yell, "April Fool's!" before leaving again.
** The final game of the night turns out to be, of all things, ''Franchise/{{Barbie}} [[TheBusCameBack Super Sports]]'' for the UsefulNotes/PlayStation! The sheer fact that a ''Barbie'' game managed to get picked (despite ''Barbie'' games usually being banned after one Fortune Cookie stream consisted almost entirely of them) is funny enough, to the point where Jon hears LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} laughing upstairs at one point, but what really gets chat going is when Jon starts [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingSmallCockroachSmoocherZ cycling through the menu options]]. At one point, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/TrappedMildFriseeRedCoat a cat meow randomly plays]], causing chat to think that Bagel was getting in on the action.[[note]]Jon clarifies that it wasn't Bagel, since Bagel doesn't meow, he "merps".[[/note]]
** Someone submits an egg sound called "Eggy Potter 7", and when Jon goes to play it, he realizes it's actually a video that's ''over 2 hours long''. He skims through the video to realize it's actually just the entirety of ''[[Film/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2]]'', and he notes that he'll have to actually watch it in full later, just to see if the submitter actually changed anything about it. Then the submitter also submits ''Part 1'', much to Jon's exasperation.
** Jon makes a mistake typing in his name for the file, then decides to commit to it. Welcome, Prouton!
** This prophetic comment posted in chat at the end of the stream:
--->'''game4brains123:''' Wiki/TVTropes is gonna have a field day with this one.
* Misfortune Cookie: So Nice, We're Doing it Twice Edition
** While Jon is playing ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' for the Game Boy, Tom quietly enters the call without telling anyone. He doesn't say anything until the subject of ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' comes up during an intermission, at which point he sheepishly speaks up about playing it. The other co-comms express surprise at him finally speaking up and say they noticed him entering the call. He admits he was just waiting for someone to point out that he joined, at which point he'd say [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild "Yahaha, you found me!"]], but he got sick of waiting.
** [[https://www.dropbox.com/s/0ztz1auzyesg3nk/dr%20weird%202.wmv?dl=0 Another egg video]] from [=MasterTimeThief=], this one another parody of some of the Dr. Weird sketches from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''.
** Jon tells a story from when he still worked at EB Games, when a kid came in with games like ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger'', ''VideoGame/{{Earthbound}}'', and ''VideoGame/SuperCastlevaniaIV'' intending to trade them in. Considering the absurd secondhand prices of some of the games and how the store would only give the kid a dollar or so per game, Jon and his coworkers decided to just give the kid $5 per game. Then they argued extensively about who got to keep which games for their collection.
** One of the games Jon plays is a video game based off ''Series/{{VIP}}'', and the call and chat have a good time just riffing on the game. The highlight of the game comes in the form of the character Quick Williams, when Jon refers to him as Fast Bill at one point due to forgetting his actual name. This snowballs into coming up with other absurd nicknames for him for most of the rest of the game, with the co-comms breaking down more and more in hysterics with each successive nickname.
* Fortune Cookie: Rescheduled Randomness edition
** Jon starts the stream by playing a fighting game based off ''Series/XenaWarriorPrincess''. He eventually starts concocting stupid match-ups for the AI to fight out, all set in Joxer's stage due to how goofy and out-of-place [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DnBMjkZE4 its music]] is. This culminates in him setting up a match between four Joxers with infinite health, which he keeps going even after he cuts away from the game. The match quickly gets dubbed [[Wrestling/WrestleMania JoxerMania]], and for the rest of the stream Jon randomly cuts back to the match instead of the normal intermission screen.
*** Earlier on, Jon sets up a match between a team of three Joxers and Despair. The Joxers continuously throw projectiles at Despair, who just stands in place and takes the hits until he dies. In a later round, Despair ''does'' start attacking, but not before side-eyeing a Joxer who hit him with another projectile at the start.
*** Jon very rapidly discovers that most fights can be won easily by spamming Autolycus' throwing dagger attack, which he refers to as 'toothpick spam!' Dan informs him that, of course, this GameBreaker trick won't work on the final boss. [[HilarityEnsues It does]].
** During the first pre-Cookie trip to [[FanNickname the Void]], one chat user jokes about sticking his dick in there [[GroinAttack and immediately regretting it.]] That's not the funny part, though. What ''is'' the funny part is how Jon sounds legitimately concerned when he responds to what basically amounts to a simple dick joke. And then another chat user claims that the Void [[BiggerIsBetterInBed added a few inches to said dick.]]
** [=MasterTimeThief=] is at it again with another egg video. [[BrickJoke It also crashes immediately after Jon plays it.]]
*** Once the video manages to play, it begins with a flowery meadow and serene music... [[spoiler: only for [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Dr. Weird]] to barge in shouting "Bullshit!" followed by more modified Dr. Weird sketches.]]
*** Later during the stream, [=MasterTimeThief=] sends several ChromaKey-ed versions of Dr. Weird's "Bullshit!" clip, each based on one of Jon's emotes. Jon wastes no time messing around with them.
** ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'', ''Series/WheelOfFortune'', and ''VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack'' are all played one after another with co-comms Dan, [=SolarKnight=], and Medz as contestants, turning most of the stream into an impromptu game show night, to the co-comms' varying levels of enthusiasm.
*** In ''Jeopardy!'', the Final Jeopardy question asks for the name of the Greek mathematician who devised methods for setting enemy ships on fire by reflecting sunlight with a network of mirrors. Medz is left at a complete loss, and he just opts to answer with "Greek Man". [[labelnote:In case you're wondering, the correct answer was...]]Archimedes[[/labelnote]]
*** The best part of this is that Solar, the one who wasn't participating in Final Jeopardy due to a negative score in the main game, was the only one who actually knew the answer.
*** Jon mistaking [[Literature/RipVanWinkle Washington Irving]] for [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia Lloyd Irving]].
*** The same chat user who made the "dick in the Void" joke earlier quips how Dan's character in ''Wheel of Fortune'' resembles "a humanized Cheeto." Jon then retorts that it better resembles Arnold from ''WesternAnimation/TheMagicSchoolBus''. This is then followed by several members in chat making comparisons between [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] and Carlos.
*** At one point in ''Wheel of Fortune'', Dan gets the puzzle "S????S??R" [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SuaveRamshacklePorcupineFunRun and immediately tries to solve it]]. He initially tries to input "SUPERSTAR", only to find that R is disabled. With that being his only guess, he throws in the towel and hastily answers "SXXXXSXXR". Cue chat comparing Dan's performance to [[NeverLiveItDown Emile's]].
*** The very fact that nearly every full-power spin ends up landing on either a Bankrupt or a Lose-A-Turn.
*** Partway through ''You Don't Know Jack,'' the game softlocks. Jon cuts away to [=JoxerMania=] so he can reset the game and get a new round started up off screen, only to discover that [=JoxerMania=] has ''also'' frozen. He then decides there'd be no better way to end the stream and calls it there. Solar promptly tells TV Tropes to have fun. And we certainly did.
* Fortune Cookie: Something Something Easter Something Something Something Egg Edition
** To reflect the amount of times Bagel-related shenanigans occur, a user named [=TheSmashToons=] submitted [[https://twitter.com/TheSmashToons/status/853500396467126273 this video]], which is a Bagel alarm, minus sound.
** At the end of the stream, Jon decides to raid a Ninja Gaiden speedrunner. [[spoiler: He realizes too late that it's a rebroadcast of their personal best time. He ends up raiding someone else after with [=#OurLastRaidSucked=].]]
* Fortune Cookie: No More Turtles Edition
** The stream opens up with a fan-submitted edit of the infamous [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqQOGTshak phone-order delivery scene]] from ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', with a black and red Wesker-Egg superimposed over Aku's face. Chat ''immediately'' starts shouting [[MemeticMutation "EXTRA THICC"]] in glee.
*** Of special note is how the egg starts; it started out the same as the many Dr. Weird egg videos that had been shown on the past few streams, before [[FissionMailed presenting a fake crash screen]] that gets pushed offscreen by two [[CallBack attack kittens]].
** Early on in the stream, ''VideoGame/SnakesRevenge'' ends up being an option. Jon decides to take the opportunity to discuss the fact that the game's antagonist is [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer literally named]] "Higharolla Kockamamie". Then he shows chat [[https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/3/3a/91229a82fc765e48578d8b1b5a8e7ed6.png/revision/latest?cb=20130917235648 a picture]] of the guy from the game's instruction manual.
** During a round of ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' on the UsefulNotes/PlayStation, one category asks to name famous film directors based on the names of the movies they worked on. Cue "Creator/JamesCameron" being the answer to all but one of the questions. From that point on, chat starts joking about James Cameron being the answer to everything.
*** The fact that one of the categories in the first round is [[ThatCameOutWrong "Colorful People"]].
** ''[[https://youtu.be/nITeBOdLrNk?t=2h11m33s ProtonJon's Fortune Cookie]]'' ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 3000]]''.
** The entirety of ''[[Franchise/TheMuppets Muppets Spies: License to Croak]]'' for the UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance. Jon primarily spends his time gawking at the {{Narm}}-ridden animations and cutscenes, Kermit being a particular point of focus.
*** Throughout the game, Bunsen & Beaker act very suspicious about the various gadgets Kermit returns to them, leading Jon and chat to predict that the two will betray Kermit in the game's final act. Come the final level, and it turns out that [[spoiler:they're actually JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf in disguise! Jon, his co-com, and chat promptly spend a good amount of time both marveling at and breaking down in hysterics at this plot twist, due to the fact that '''absolutely none of them saw it coming.''']]
*** An early (and much-repeated) cutscene image shows a shocked/exasperated Kermit, but Jon and the co-comms decide it looks more like he's about to bite into an invisible sandwich. Chat members (of course) photoshop a sub sandwich in there and "Kermit's Sandwich" becomes a minor RunningGag in future streams.
** Right after starting gameplay in a round of ''VideoGame/WarioWorld'', [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BombasticSpinelessBeaverVoteNay Jon crashes the game]] while demonstrating Wario's inhale move. The fact that Jon referred to the move as the "best button" shortly before didn't help matters.
*** Once Jon manages to beat the first boss, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/JollySpookyVanillaPunchTrees it suddenly falls of the edge of the level for no reason.]]
* Fortune Cookie: Let's Just See What Happens Edition
** Jon gets [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BashfulVibrantSlothSquadGoals another fan-submitted egg video]], this one again being based on the Dr. Weird sketches (albeit with a CaptainErsatz character in place of Dr. Weird). This time, Not-Dr.-Weird presents what he sees as the ultimate egg submission... [[spoiler:and it's the Dropbox crash screen.]]
** During a round of ''[[Franchise/PuyoPuyo Puyo Pop Fever]]'', Jon repeatedly demonstrates how bad he is at ''Puyo Puyo''; in one round, he's getting his ass kicked by the opponent only to enter Fever Mode... [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdToughPandaJonCarnage only for it to do jack shit.]]
** While playing ''Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels'' as Luigi, Jon [[DiscreditedMeme tries as hard as he can]] to avoid uttering the words [[VideoGame/NewSuperLuigiU "slippery]] [[CallBack shoes"]] despite the game's absurd difficulty. Eventually, he gives up and restarts the game as Mario, and promptly continues having trouble because the already-hard level design is better optimized for Luigi's jump height. And then roselii49 submits [[https://twitter.com/roselii49/status/858593727731834880 this]] masterpiece.
** At the end of the stream, Jon raids somebody as per usual. When the streamer learns that the raid is from Proton Jon, he thinks that name sounds familiar and Googles him. "Oh yeah! He's the guy who [[spoiler:[[NeverLiveItDown has been trying to finish]] ''VideoGame/Superman64'' [[NeverLiveItDown for the past eight years]]]]!" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Jon couldn't hit the "End Stream" button fast enough]].
* Fortune Cookie: "Okay, So Here Me Out [sic]... Video Games" edition
** During ''VideoGame/MickeyMania'', the first game, after a $1 donation by someone with the name One_Dollar that just reads "ONE MOTHERFUCKING DOLLAR," the chat goes crazy with the donations. Messages include but are not limited to a RunningGag of other donators having dollar-themed names and a ShoutOut to ThisVeryWiki.
--->'''Dropbox:''' [[RunningGag This donation cannot be previewed.]]
** Later, Jon is sent [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST6VKl6AAZk a very shady way to get a warp]] in Mickey Mania.
** Jon gets a donation from someone with the name "Xbox_On" and ''barely'' catches himself before saying it.
** ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS comes up on the cookie and everyone in the chat mentions SO MANY ROCKETS in the chat.
** When Jon plays ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening Link's Awakening DX]]'', due to his used copy of the game having multiple save files named Chris, decides to name his own save file "CHRRS," to try and emulate Wesker screaming Chris's name within the strict character limit. Nothing much comes of it until during the next intermission, when someone tweets at Jon to show him that they hacked the game's memory to remove the character limit on names, ''just so they could make the Chris name as long as possible''.
*** Before that Tweet, Jon reads a line of text saying that Link's sword has his name engraved on it, which leads Jewker to believe that the five-character limit refers to the amount of engraveable space on the sword, which then leads to a joke that the guy who engraved the name simply couldn't fit "CHRIIIIIIIIIII~S" on it and decided to just write down "CHRRS" and call it a day, hoping Link wouldn't notice.
** The final game of the night is a video game version of ''TabletopGame/GameOfLife'', and everybody is left creasing at [[UncannyValley how horrifying the 3D avatars are]].
*** It's eventually pointed out that the avatar Jewker ends up picking looks uncannily like UsefulNotes/BarackObama. When Jewker jumps out to a huge lead early on, it becomes a running joke that of course the president (well, former president more accurately) would be the most successful.
*** The game celebrates the birth of Jewker's in-game daughter with a [[https://clips.twitch.tv/FantasticRamshacklePartridgeKreygasm really gross and cringeworthy gag]] that leaves all of them mortified.
*** Everyone's mind is blown when it turns out the 'get $100,000' sound effect in one mini-game is actually where Jon got the 'jackpot' sound effect he uses for stream donations (which has been going off all night).
*** All the players pick male avatars. The little clips that play in response to landing on a space don't change to feature the avatar of the player in question (which confuses the players at first) which, combined with BuffySpeak, leads to this gem from Jon when Gex lands on the 'get a part-time job' space:
-->'''Jon:''' Er, Gex apparently got a job as...[[ThatCameOutWrong a woman]]...working at a drive-in, so you've earned $5000.
* Fortune Cookie: Time to Press Buttons Edition
** The very first cookie of the night is a game called ''Drunken Robot Pornography''. The game's NonIndicativeTitle quickly catches everyone off-guard and leads to more than a few wondering if the game can even be streamed. [[spoiler:It can.]]
** During one intermission, Jon gets a video submission from Jewker. It starts off as another edit of the [[MemeticMutation "EXTRA THICC"]] scene from ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', but then quickly shifts directions to Jewker pestering Jon to [[BrickJoke make the snickerdoodles]]. And then backmasked audio of Jewker starts playing, which Jon almost immediately recognizes as him just reciting [[CallBack the snickerdoodles recipe]] from the ''Radical Rescue'' walkthrough.
** During another intermission, Jon gets sent a video of ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'' cutscenes edited to match up with the audio of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoB543m9Zzw the first]] WebVideo/GameGrumps tee shirt commercial. Despite the audio featuring former Not-So-Grump WebVideo/JonTron, who had become [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement a somewhat divisive figure]] in recent months, everyone still manages to get a kick out of it because of [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PleasantHorribleCroissantPeteZarollTie how well]] the cutscenes match up with the audio.
** While ''Spiderman: Web of Shadows'' proves to be an uneventful game for the most part, Jon does still get some mileage out of it when he [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedStrangeLasagnaRiPepperonis gets Spiderman stuck]] on a ledge in his jumping animation.
** [[RuleOfThree During yet another intermission]], Jon gets another submission from [=MasterTimeThief=]. This time, it's a remake of the Raid Countermeasures video that not only uses the full five-minute ''Franchise/{{Rambo}}'' parody from ''Film/{{UHF}}'', but also incorporates many in-jokes from other streamers as well as replacing the Kappa in the helicopter with [[CallBack Dr.]] [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Weird]]. The sheer amount of dedication put into the video combined with an already-hilarious scene ends up leaving chat in hysterics; Myo and a few others in chat go so far as to start pointing out how much fun TV Tropes will have with it.
** ''Dudes with Attitude'' manages to garner a few laughs for all the wrong reasons, starting off with the game's [[SarcasmMode lovely]] [[https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/9/93770/2361690-nes_dudeswithattitude.jpg box art]] and [[https://r.mprd.se/Nintendo%20Entertainment%20System/Titles/Dudes%20With%20Attitude%20(U)%20(Unl).png title screen.]] Jon spends some time trying to determine who's the dude, who's the attitude, and who's the with.
*** Near the end of the round, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereFlirtySoymilkNononoCat Jon discovers that the game has a level editor.]] After some initial confusion, he makes a level with no jewels where the spawn point and exit are right on top of each other, named "HELP ME". Because Jon didn't put ''any'' jewels in the level, the exit opens up as soon as the level begins, which lead to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AlluringClearMagpieOSkomodo this]] happening. Cue the UsefulNotes/{{Speedrunning}} jokes!
* Serious Sam - 16 Player Open Lobby Co-op Chaos[[note]]This stream is categorized here because it segued into a Fortune Cookie stream after ''Serious Sam'' was over[[/note]]:
** Partway through the stream, Jon gets linked to another Dr. Weird video on [=YouTube=], this time by Simply-Vincenzo, about his own origins. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SRDW-4JzgM& It must be seen to be believed]].
** During the escape sequence at the beginning of ''VideoGame/MetroidPrime'', Jon takes his time and goes through the path relatively nonchalantly, only to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SpikyGenerousLampDoubleRainbow realize]] at the end that he's on a time limit. Which everyone but him noticed.[[note]]Jon couldn't see the timer because he coincidentally had a bunch of game cases stacked in front of his TV in the exact spot to block off the timer.[[/note]]
** During an intermission, Jon takes the time to show off the [[VideoGame/TombRaider Lara Croft]] [[https://assets.listia.com/photos/2073301/original.JPG?s=320x320m&sig=8d61f8e4e41e9167&ts=1299782034 memory card]] for the UsefulNotes/PlayStation. Chat immediately asks if her tits light up; Rosie promptly takes this ball and [[https://twitter.com/roselii49/status/862558878935826432 runs with it]].
*** Later, Jon learns about a similarly-designed Franchise/DukeNukem [[http://legacy.3drealms.com/zerohour/images/n64card4.jpg Controller Pak]] for the UsefulNotes/Nintendo64 and [[https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51sNjjcqrWL.jpg its PS1 memory card counterpart]]. Jon immediately starts bursting with a combination of joy and desire.
** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SourMotionlessCheesecakeYee This]] monstrosity from ''WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget: Gadget's Crazy Maze''.
* Fortune Cookie: ACTUALLY The Last Stream Before TRG Trip/Momocon Edition
** The opening round of ''Razor Freestyle Scooter'' is sure to elicit constant amusement from viewers, be it through chat's constant referencing of [[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Vinny's]] "Scoot the Burbs" song, Jon repeatedly making his player clap in mid-air, and the game's shoddy collision damage physics. However, all of this pales in comparison to the agony Jon experiences on Sky Fortress, repeatedly falling off the stage, [[IFellForHours which happens to be suspended 50 feet in the air]], just to rescue some kid named Daryl. When Jon finally ''does'' complete the stage, all he gets is a clear screen with what is quite clearly composed of [[GISSyndrome stock imagery from around the internet]] and the ability to play as Daryl. Chat proceeds to start blaming everything bad throughout the rest of the stream on Daryl.
*** Right before ending the round, Jon decides to relieve some stress by repeatedly scooting off Sky Fortress as Daryl.
** During the first intermission of the night, Jon presents a 1-minute variation of the updated Raid Countermeasures video... which starts with the ''VideoGame/Superman64'' menu opening and [[BrickJoke resizing the screen to 20%]]. And then Jon presents a second version for false raids.
** ''Wheel of Fortune'' on the UsefulNotes/GameBoy manages to be somewhat amusing for all the wrong reasons, be it the incredibly painful title music, the creepy pixel art Vanna White, or Jewker managing to do surprisingly well on a bonus board with just a random assortment of consonants and a vowel, much to Jon's exasperation. Even funnier, Jewker isn't able to figure out what said bonus board is supposed to be, only for Jon to reveal that it reads [[spoiler:"A BITTERSWEET VICTORY."]]
** Jewker's [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PhilanthropicHeartlessPandaEagleEye rationalization]] for why Jon should delete the 80-year-old file in ''VideoGame/MischiefMakers''.
*** Shortly afterwards, Jon notices [[DokaponKingdom Hans the Arms Dealer]] in the chat and explains why he went after Darkling Tim. A couple minutes later, someone says the guys should stop messing around in the game and just finish it already, triggering a rant about how he wishes people would shut up, that the people saying that [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch clearly haven't played the game]], and that if they're sick of it they should [[DontLikeDontRead just stop watching]].
*** Then he mentions that when they finally do finish the game, his resultant tweet will be 'fucking finally'. [[spoiler: They did! And he sent the tweet!]]
* Fortune Cookie: Back To Normal Edition
** Jon plays ''Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam'', [[RunningGag once again]] abusing the custom character creation to create an absurd monstrosity, this time a giant neon pink character with ridiculous proportions, an orange Fu Manchu (which is barely visible on the pink skin), red star-shaped sunglasses with gold frames, and neon green liberty spikes. The default name, "Guy" is changed to "Guy 2©®".
*** During the tutorial, Jon cracks up at [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackyUnusualClamPeoplesChamp this bizarre image]] which pops up every time he completes an objective.
*** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BlatantGorgeousSowOptimizePrime Tony beats Jon in a race]] by a narrow 0.02 seconds, despite the fact that ''Jon clearly crosses the finish line first''. TheComputerIsACheatingBastard, indeed.
*** Later, somebody gives Jon a list of cheat codes and he goes through activating a bunch of them. First his skater is transformed into a giant warped cow that looks like something out of a John Carpenter movie, then after turning a few off his skater is now several times bigger than all the other skaters. As he summarises it shortly afterwards:
---->'''Jon''': We raced downhill as a Picasso Cow shooting fish at Scotsmen playing bagpipes. What more could you ask for at this point?!
** Jon picks LetsPlay/JoshJepson as his raid target for the night since it was his birthday, only to find Josh streaming completely hammered.
* Fortune Cookie: "Nobody Messes With Adam We" Edition
** Originally, this stream had been cancelled due to Jon's family visiting that night. At the start of the stream, he explains that the reason his family was in town was because his sister and her husband ''had entered a demolition derby'', but it got rained out, so they all just went out for dinner instead and then went home, so he was able to stream after all. The sheer absurdity of the circumstances leaves a good portion of the chat baffled or amused.
** Due to Creator/AdamWest's passing, Jon says he would play a game that Adam West voices in as a tribute, but discovers that he doesn't own any, so instead he starts the stream with a game based off ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''. Then, not five minutes later, someone gifts him ''[[VideoGame/LegoBatman Lego Batman 3]]'', much to his mixed exasperation and appreciation.
*** The ''Brave and the Bold'' game itself is a fun time in general, due to capturing a lot of the show's campy charm. However, the standout moment is [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BeautifulResourcefulCardOSkomodo Robin being turned into a cat]], due in large part to Jon's utter glee. Even better is how in-game Robin asks if he was cute after the whole ordeal.
** One cookie is a close race between ''Lego Batman 3'' and ''VideoGame/VirtualHydlide'', but ''Virtual Hydlide'' ultimately takes it. When the people in the ''Lego Batman'' camp express their displeasure at the result, Jon enters LEGOBATMAN as the code for the game's random world generation, to try and appease both camps. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PoorPolishedAntelopePJSugar This goes bad very quickly]].
*** Even funnier, both this game and the one before it (''Snowboard Kids 2'' for the UsefulNotes/Nintendo64) were published by, of all people, Creator/{{Atlus}}, leading Jewker to dub the stream "Atlus Night" (even though those were the only two Atlus games of the stream). [=MasterTimeThief=] promptly asks if Jon can stream ''VideoGame/Persona5'' now.
** Once ''Lego Batman 3'' finally manages to win a cookie, things go downhill very fast when Jon starts running into technical issues that force him to fiddle around with the screen, accidentally squishing it to 4:3 for a while before stretching it back to 16:9. Once he does get the aspect ratio fixed for the viewers, he decides to show exactly what his end looks like at the moment: the game itself is fullscreen, the ''picture'' isn't, and only takes up a portion of the middle of the screen while the rest of the screen is just black. Even more baffling; when Jon had the game accidentally set to 4:3, on ''his'' end it looked fine and filled the screen properly.
* Fortune Cookie: Predictable Predictions Edition
** A game based on ''Anime/SamuraiChamploo'' quickly wins a cookie when it comes to light that Creator/Suda51 was involved in its development. The chat is lukewarm on the game at the start, due in large part to an abundance of cut scenes, but they start to warm up to it when gameplay starts proper. Then, the instant [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BlindingOptimisticCroquetteKappaPride what can only be described as a murder rave bonus game]] comes up, opinion instantly turns, and the chat starts asking en masse for Jon to play the entire game on stream.
** Jewker asks Jon to put ''[[VideoGame/MarioParty Mario Party Island Tour]]'' on the cookie just for a single minigame that involves imitating the characters' voices. Jon's inevitable failed attempts at the game are funny enough, but what happens after he finally wins is even better: he decides to try exclusively going "WAAAAAAA" in a Waluigi voice just to see how well he does. [[spoiler:He wins, with almost as many points as he got on his first win]].
** After Jon chews out the chat for excessive backseat gaming during an ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' game, he angrily declared that there will be no raid and the stream is over, then the stream [[RageQuit abruptly ends without even playing the End of Stream animation]]. A couple minutes later, the stream comes back on, and Jon sheepishly admits that he meant to do a [[FissionMailed fake stream ending]] but accidentally hit the wrong button, and that there will be a raid after all.
* Fortune Cookie: Pre-Otafest Stream Edition
** Before the stream even began, in a discussion about name differences between FinalFantasy games, [=BigDre87=] accidentally spelt the acronym as "FFVV", which set off a string of posts consisting of game titles, song lyrics, and regular sentences [[SelfDemonstratingArticle vith vvery vord vtarting vith V.]] This went on for over an hour, and even kept going for a short bit when the stream actually started.
** At Ryan's suggestion, ''VideoGame/YouHaveToWinTheGame'' is put on cookie and wins it. Ryan tells Jon that the game has no music, so Jon tries to [[CallBack get the Fibbage lobby music playing over the game]]. However, he's first unable to find the music online at all. After a while of searching, he tries to run ''Jackbox'' and ''You Have to Win the Game'' simultaneously on Steam so he can idle ''Jackbox'' in a Fibbage lobby. It works at first, before Jon discovers that all of his inputs in ''You Have to Win the Game'' are also registered by ''Jackbox'', meaning he just ends up clicking through its menus while playing. At that point, he gives up and decides to play different music entirely.
*** During the game itself, Jon is playing the game on Extra Spicy, the game's hard mode, at Ryan's request. As a result, there's a RunningGag of Ryan hyping up a section as extremely difficult, [[{{Anticlimax}} only for Jon to beat it in a couple attempts]].
** Another round of randomized ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast'' wins a later cookie, but the experience starts to get soured by excessive backseat gaming from the chat. This leads to an extended discussion of how backseat gaming has ruined Jon's enjoyment of certain games. In turn, this leads him to joke that he should institute a "punishment" for backseating where, instead of playing the game himself, he just plays a speedrun video of that game while still giving commentary as if it's him playing. Then he takes it a step further and says he should record a generic commentary track that he could play over any game and see how well it would match up to those videos.
* Fortune Cookie: Sometimes Live Edition
** The first game of the night is GotchaForce, and Jon has a blast making fun of the [[NarmCharm ridiculous voice acting.]] Mana has it the worst, so naturally Jon picks her as his partner in almost every fight.
*** When given the option to name the PC, Jon is quick to give him the title of the antagonists: the Death Force.
** VideoGame/WWEAllStars has a custom character feature, which Jon expectedly and enthusiastically abuses. His new creation is "Filler,"[[note]]Named so because he wanted to name it after he customized it, but found that he could not change the name[[/note]] a massive man with tiny hands and feet, a football helmet clipping through his deformed, [[Series/TheWildThornberrys Nigel Thornberry]]-esque head, [[FelonyMisdemeanor socks with sandals]], a magically floating bow tie, the nickname "The Mastodon", and the [[{{Acrofatic}} agile, high-flying moveset]] of Wrestling/ReyMysterioJr, with a [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom Knockout Punch]] as his finisher.
*** Jon is absolutely giddy when he sees PaulBearer cutting a classic style promo at the start of the Undertaker's Path of Champions route.
*** Jon was unimpressed with Shawn's introduction… [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PopularBitterYakinikuSquadGoals until Shawn breaks the fourth wall]] and pulls out a copy of the game, stating that he's in it.
* Fortune Cookie: Overheating Edition
** Jon starts the stream by playing the minigolf DLC for ''VideoGame/DeadRising4'', playing online against someone from chat later on. After Jon finishes one of the holes, he cuts to countermeasures due to [[LetsPlay/JoshJepson Josh]] raiding. When he cuts back, the person he's playing against [[NoodleIncident has somehow gone from doing fine on the hole to being 4 above par.]]
** For the first cookie, Ryan initially suggests ''VideoGame/DeathRoadToCanada'', but decides against it after being reminded of a recent controversy surrounding the composer filing DMCA takedowns for all games she's worked on. One of the other games she's worked on that's mentioned is ''VideoGame/RiverCityRansomUnderground'', and ''right as it's mentioned'', ''VideoGame/RiverCityRansom'' appears on the cookie.
** When a game based on ''Series/TheXFiles'' wins a cookie, Jon has to restart some of his streaming set-up due to the game's audio not coming through. Inexplicably, this causes all the gifs on his intermission wall to freeze, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BlueGlamorousPartridgeTooSpicy except one]] of Franchise/{{Robocop}} drinking coffee from ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''. Chat is quick to make many jokes along the lines of "Can't stop Robocop."
*** The game itself is hilarious in how terrible it is, not helped by the game being for Playstation 1 and Jon's [=PS2=] having issues emulating it. In particular, Jon has to restart the game early on, due to an extremely bizarre glitch happening upon picking a particular dialogue option which caused the game to freeze... and also play ''every line of dialogue in the entire game in succession''. Dan jokes that this is a speedrunning technique and that Jon's on world record pace.
*** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AbrasiveDeadPeanutRuleFive The game over Jon gets]] also warrants mention, both because of how abrupt it is and because of Jon's reaction to it.
** Later, Jon plays a fighting game based off [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]], which elicits a ton of laughs due to its terribleness. In particular, characters recoil off walls every time they come anywhere near the walls, and the [[LargeHam hammy announcer]] declares "COMBINATION!" any time either character gets ''any sort of combo''.
** The final game of the night is ''VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}}'', which Jon plays against Dan, Ryan, and Stan. All throughout Jon's matches, Bagel is being particularly mischievous, meaning Jon has to contend with pacifying Bagel while also fighting his opponent.
*** After becoming embarrassed at how badly he did in his appearances on the race streams, Stan wins a few matches during the roundabout, but because the viewers can only see what Jon sees and none of his wins were where Jon and the audience could see them, he laments that the one time he actually wins something on Jon's stream it happens off camera.
* Fortune Cookie: Possibly Last Cookie Before [=ConBravo=] Edition
** The first cookie of the night featured ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack and the Amulet of Time'' as one of the choices, which won easily. After it was played, [[spoiler:the ''very first'' game to come up on the second cookie was ''Samurai Jack and the Amulet of Time'']].
** For the second cookie, Jon plays ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Disney's Goofy's Fun House]]''. After playing for a while, he discovers the game straight-up contains Goofy cartoons he can watch. This causes him to send the game to the void and go to cookie almost immediately after starting one up. What makes it is later on, someone submits an egg video of Jon sending the game to the void, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SpunkyFaintStinkbugBleedPurple to which they added Goofy's signature yell]].
*** Earlier than that, Jon goes into Max's room and [[https://youtu.be/-KkkHARhu30?t=6743 witnesses]] the [[SarcasmMode beauty]] that is one of his posters.
** The fact that the night's run of ''Franchise/{{Digimon}} Battle Spirit'' ends with the Game Boy Player crashing. [[RunningGag Again.]]
** One of the later games is a ''Madden'' game for the UsefulNotes/Nintendo64. Chat spends a good chunk of that round constantly referencing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo this]] ''VideoGame/MoonbaseAlpha'' video. At one point, chat discusses the possibility of the Madden All-Stars team literally consisting of eleven John Maddens.
** Jon attempts to hear Cranky Kong's "WEEEHEEEEEEEE" voice clip in ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns 3D'', only for Ryan and/or Dan to keep accidentally talking over it every single time.
** The last game of the night is ''VideoGame/DragonBallZBudokai 3'', which understandably summons an assload of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' references from chat.
*** Continuing on from his last playthrough of that game, Jon makes it through the Namek saga and is caught off-guard by how bad the direction for some of the voice acting and writing, particularly [[https://clips.twitch.tv/IncredulousDoubtfulPlumberPrimeMe Goku greeting his dying son]] in the most inappropriately enthusiastic way possible and Krillin's screams of agony being transcribed as [[https://clips.twitch.tv/DifferentCrowdedWitchPeteZarollTie "awwwwwwks."]]
* Fortune Cookie: Countdown to Bagel Alert Edition
** The first game of the night is a game adaptation for ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''. In a couple cases, [[ArtificialStupidity Mr. Freeze's goons run into each other]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/EasyBoringAlmondFloof and continue running in place]].
** During the previous stream ([=ConBravo=] Mystery Pile), Jon announced [[http://www.stickermitch.com/store/p86/Raid_Shirt.html a new shirt for sale based on the raid countermeasures video]]. This stream, Jon showed off [[https://clips.twitch.tv/WildBovineCrabNononoCat a commercial that he made for it]], featuring a WallOfText FreezeFrameBonus.
* Subscriber's Fortune Cookie: Your Choice, My "Experience" Edition
** Freedom Planet:
*** The co-comms state that Jade Creek is where the bosses start ramping up in difficulty, only for Jon to narrowly win against Neera Li and Serpentine in one go. The co-comms are baffled.
** Future Jon donated to remind Jon that he needs to play game number 54 because it was a good one. Jon checked, and was baffled to find it was true. Chat went wild.
*** At the end of the stream, Jon reveals that the game was [[spoiler:Worms Armageddon]]
* Fortune Cookie: Busy Week Ahead Edition
** [[https://www.dropbox.com/sh/20ipbsthjljtsbp/AADcW1j4X-tGH4rYKBTKzDL7a?preview=A+COMPLETE+History+of+ProtonJon+Streams+Arranged+to+the+Theme+of+the+Complete+History+of+the+Soviet+Union+Arranged+to+the+Theme+of+Tetris.mp3 A new egg song with vocals by Stan]], this time a parody of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8 this]] vocal version of the ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' theme.
*** There is a section of the song where the [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SuaveInspiringLatteArsonNoSexy Windows disconnect and warning sounds]] play. This caught Jon off-guard.
** Jon plays ''[[VideoGame/ChocobosDungeon Chocobo Racing]]'', and the game's surprisingly funny writing, complete with plenty of BreakingTheFourthWall and GettingCrapPastTheRadar, pushes him to beat the game on stream.
*** At one point in the game, Jon learns about the Magicite shards that serve as the games' {{MacGuffin}}s to the tune of the ''Final Fantasy'' prelude theme... [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PricklySpoopyConsoleTBTacoRight as sung by]] a SoBadItsGood MIDI of children singing. Which appears again during the game's ending.
*** When a Fat Chocobo that's swallowed a MacGuffin ponders eating the other characters, Stan wonders if the characters could retrieve the Macguffin from inside his body. This leads him and Jewker to have an extended conversation about the logistics of it, until Jon shuts it down, saying he doesn't want conversations about vore on his streams.
*** Due to the game's cutesy art style, Jon is consistently caught off guard by normally threatening ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' monsters being adorable. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BlatantApatheticFishBrokeBack In particular,]] he and Stan note that the game's rendition of Behemoth just looks like a buffed up [[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]]. One chat user dubs him [[IncrediblyLamePun "Spyroid"]].
** The final game of the night is ''[[VideoGame/MarioStrikers Mario Strikers Charged]]'', and while playing through the game's introductory cup, he consistently [[CurbStompBattle curb stomps]] his opponents, with the highlight being one match where he wins 12-0 against Yoshi. Then he tries to play matches on the hardest difficulty ([[CallBack including one against Daisy]]), and the exact opposite happens.
*** Throughout the entirety of a match against Donkey Kong, Stan and Jewker do nothing but make constant references to the [[WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry Donkey Kong Country cartoon]], much to Jon's consternation.
*** Jon takes such a liking to Waluigi's bluegrass {{Leitmotif}} that he ends up playing it for the rest of the stream, even during the raid and end of stream video.
*** In a brutal AI match against Daisy, the ball bounces around before going into the goal. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ResoluteEncouragingAyeayeRlyTho Jon and his co-comms are baffled]].
* Game Sharks Challenge & Fortune Cookie: Change of Plans Edition
** During the opening round of ''Mario Golf: Advance Tour'' for Game Sharks, Jon manages to get an unusually good run, scoring birdie after birdie, much to everyone's surprise. Unfortunately for him though, the StatusQuoIsGod trope would end up rearing its ugly head in [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ClumsySquareKleeBIRB the best/worst way possible]].
** While playing ''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory2 Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue]]'', a discussion revolving around Music/LimpBizkit leads to Jon pointing out that lead singer Fred Durst has a Twitch channel and frequently streamed ''Call of Duty'' on it, much to everyone's shock.
*** Jon and co-comms discover that when Buzz is in first-person aiming mode, the reflection of his face on his helmet is visible. However, it's barely noticeable... at least until Jon [[https://clips.twitch.tv/MoistAgreeableKoupreyDBstyle looks up at the ceiling]].
** Jon's adventures in Chao raising in ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' turn out to be no less interesting than [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys his escapades]] in [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure the first game]], be it from [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SassyHardSwallowMcaT constantly spamming the pet button]] to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/LuckyAbstemiousMeerkatEleGiggle accidentally punching his child across the room]].
* Fortune Cookie: The Future, Yesterday! Edition
** For the first cookie, Jon plays ''TabletopGame/GameOfLife'' on Steam with Medz, Solar, and Stan. They choose a fast game so they can actually finish it on stream, and are surprised by how fast it actually is, with none of them realizing Stan won until after he reaches the goal. This causes Stan to rejoice that he's finally won a game on stream, while Medz gets [[SeriousBusiness legitimately upset]] since he got one space from the goal without realizing it.
*** Earlier in the run, Stan pulls a card that asks everyone to name what their superhero cosplay would be. Jon picks "nothing," which leads chat to joke about him dressing up as [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Naked]] [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Lad]], and Solar picks ComicBook/AntMan, which leads ''Jon'' to joke about Solar dressing as "Ants Man," [[LiteralMinded a man covered head-to-toe with live ants]].
*** Related to the quick ending, right before starting the game Jon played a video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkJ2OMYezvE describing the "true story" of how he and Lucah met]] starting a conversation in the call about Jon's wedding plans. The way to end a fast mode game is to hit a [[TemptingFate random milestone]] in the game. Which one does the game choose? Get to the wedding chapel.
** A Strawpoll pits ''VideoGame/TemboTheBadassElephant'' against ''Videogame/SonicMania''. Towards the end of the poll, Tom decides to raid Jon. HilarityEnsues as nobody is able to vote for their game and, in the confusion, Jon cannot figure out what game won the poll. The result? [[TakeAThirdOption Both games win the poll!]] The sheer absurdity of the situation leads to it being posted on this exact page within '''minutes.'''
*** When Jon gets to Tembo, he manages to break it ''[[https://clips.twitch.tv/CleverRudeDiamondMikeHogu instantly]].'' Everyone is so amused by the glitch that Jon keeps playing the game in that state and even manages to beat a couple stages. It gets to the point that when Jon accidentally fixes the game, he goes back to cookie almost immediately after.
** The last game of the night is a licensed Hot Wheels game for the UsefulNotes/Nintendo64, which ends up being a gigantic comedy of errors thanks to a combination of bad controls, oddly-tiered cars, and a horrendously unintuitive damage mechanic (thanks to the cars ''not having visible health indicators'').
*** Late into the round, someone in chat points out how ever since Stan became a mod [[ButtMonkey he's ended up either publicly humiliating himself or self-inflicting copious amounts of pain and suffering on numerous occasions]], much to Jon's amusement.
* Super Mario 64 Multiplayer with Friends, Then ???[[note]]This stream only became a Fortune Cookie partway through as the result of a Strawpoll[[/note]]:
** The very first game of the night is ''VideoGame/SuperMario64 Online'', a GameMod of ''Super Mario 64'' that turns it into an MMO. Dan and Jewker manage to set the tone for the round by killing Jon on accident.
*** Jon decides to show off just how insane/silly the multiplayer interactions can get through [[https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialRelentlessNightingaleKappaClaus this]] work of magic, taking advantage of how pausing simply freezes you in midair.
*** The gang attempts to race The Princess's Secret Slide. [[spoiler:The gang accidentally [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ElegantCuteCoffeeCoolStoryBob clips]] Jon ''through'' The Princess's Secret Slide.]] Twice. Later, [[spoiler:Jon attempts to make Dan and Jewker do this to him a third time on purpose, only for it to not work. Because [[BornUnlucky only Jon]] could glitch a game to a horrific degree on accident and only on accident.]]
*** After '''that''' insanity, Jon and co. decide to race The Princess's Secret Slide for real, only for Jon to accidentally bump his head at the start thanks to Waluigi's ''very'' unconventional physics, costing him a good amount of time. Jon tries to gain back some distance by diving forward on the slide, which predictably makes Waluigi go down on his stomach. However, because his hitbox is so large, he ''[[https://clips.twitch.tv/PoliteCrowdedStapleRuleFive floats]]'' while sliding, leading chat to [[https://twitter.com/game4brains/status/910711737032351744 dub him]] [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Superwah]].
*** Jon's amusement at the odd walking animations for a good chunk of the characters (thanks to them being rigged to Mario's skeleton), most of which end up humping the air. Jon particularly mention's Peach's [[https://twitter.com/KuroiRakurai/status/910711136726781952 "crab hands."]]
*** At one point, Jon mentions how during a practice run of the game, Bagel hopped on his keyboard and accidentally hit the hotkey combo to switch the visuals to free dot mode. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CovertBashfulAxeTBTacoRight The horror]] that resulted must be seen to be believed.
*** Midway through the round, Jon decides to beat the game early via glitching his way to Bowser in the Sky. Once he defeats Bowser, he demonstrates how you can switch characters midway through the ending cutscene by causing Peach's kiss to transform Waluigi into his true form, [[spoiler:PEACH!]]
*** Earlier, right after beating Bowser, Jon has Waluigi stand still while waiting for Dan & Jewker to reach a good stopping point before grabbing the Big Star (as beating the game forces ''everyone'' to view the ending), only for Waluigi to start [[https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialRespectfulDragonfruitEleGiggle walking in place.]] Chat immediately starts comparing it to [[Music/MichaelJackson a moonwalk.]] This becomes somewhat HilariousInHindsight when Dan later suggests ''VideoGame/MichaelJacksonsMoonwalker'' for a cookie.
*** At the end of the round, the gang decides to come together and beat Bowser for real. Because they all get the Big Star within quick succession of each other as Peach, the ending ends up appearing as if playable peach is leaving behind several afterimages.
** During one intermission, Jon receives another egg based on the [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic Sez]] PSA's, including one that condemns stealing. During this particular one, chat happens to be [[{{Irony}} playing a game of Bank Heist with Gatherbot,]] which leads to the sight of the !bankheist command being heavily spammed throughout the PSA.
** During another intermission, Jon receives two videos specifically designed for one-man raids, both still based on the ''Franchise/{{Rambo}}'' parody in ''Film/{{UHF}}'' and both of them are a barrel of laughs. The first video, by [=MasterTimeThief=], is the "mooks on the hill" portion, edited to only feature a single Kappa (with other soldiers clipping into the shot thanks to the somewhat rough editing). The second one, by [=ACfan120=], is the exploding arrow portion with [=ACFan=] dubbing over the single old soldier with a high-pitched "pew pew pew", ending with the message "on man raid" written in Comic Sans.
** ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' comes up on Cookie. The results are inevitable.
** During the Cookie after ''Hotel Mario'', Dan's suggestion of ''Michael Jackson's Moonwalker'' is significantly overtaken by ''The Simpsons: Road Rage'' and one other game. One chat user then states that Dan might want to keep his suggestion for the next cookie, since for this round [[BlackComedy it's ended up]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice "deader than Michael Jackson."]] Then ''another'' chat user responds with "that was pretty dark, [[CrossesTheLineTwice unlike Michael Jackson.]]"
* Fortune Cookie - 1 Year of Bagel Alerts Edition
** In celebration of the one-year anniversary of Bagel's adoption, Jon opens the stream with a VisualNovel called "Cat President." The results were... Interesting, to say the least; Complete with Jon [[AudienceParticipation Strawpolling key decisions]], Only to ignore the vote and have LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} make the key decisions.
** The cat that Lucahjin picked being a caricature of Creator/DonaldTrump. Chat had a field day with this.
** Jon decides to play the [[CallBack Pokerpocalypse video]]. Captain Falcon chimes in at [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AlluringAthleticSashimiDatBoi the best possible moment]]
** During the first half, Jon occasionally lets out a "HMMMM..." in an increasingly goofy tone.
** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SteamySuspiciousSharkFeelsBadMan Jon getting roasted by Co-com]]
*** Shortly after, a chat user tells Jon that he should shave. He is less than amused.
** After being completely useless for the entire fight, Luigi gets the kill shot in Kingdom Battle.
* Fortune Cookie: Whoops, Guess We Need a Subtitle Edition
** A member of the chat giving an out-of-context QuoteMine of something Ryan said ("there are a couple of games I like to throw up", meaning on the Fortune Cookie) sparks a bizarre conversation between Jon and the co-comms about vomiting as a hobby.
** Jon plays ''[[VideoGame/StarWarsEpisodeIRacer Star Wars: Racer Revenge]]'' and refers to the game's currency, truguts, as "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts truck nuts]]". [[ButWaitTheresMore That's not the funny part]]. The next game played is ''VideoGame/TheDogIsland'', and Jon shows just how much living with LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} has affected him by giving his dog the very Lucah-worthy name of "Trucknuts [=McFucknuts=]", causing Lucah to burst out laughing upstairs. And the ''entire name'' appears every time any character mentions it in the game, meaning it just gets funnier.
** Also in ''Racer Revenge'', Jon [[https://clips.twitch.tv/EnticingGoldenJaguarCoolCat reading out]] the LongList of player characters with typically silly Episode 1 alien names, in an EscalatingPunchline manner which Jon quickly compares to Reb Brown's MST3K aliases in ''Space Mutiny''.
** At the end of playing ''Racer Revenge'', Jon discovers there is art in the game for a podracer in the style of Darth Vader's TIE Fighter. The co-comms then create some Star Wars headcanon that [[GoKartingWithBowser Vader occasionally heads back to Tatooine in his Star Destroyer to take part in Podraces for old time's sake]].
