History Funny / PoohsGrandAdventure

* From very early on, Rabbit is trying to uproot a carrot but it won't come out of the ground.
--> '''Rabbit:''' 'It doesn't matter if ''you'' think you're not ripe! This is ''Rabbit's'' garden, and Rabbit does his harvesting [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BY...THE...BOOK!]] ''[shows his book "The Bunny's Farm Companion", while dramatic music plays]'' As it clearly says in the official almanac, today is... ''[clears throat in an official manner]'' "The first day of fall, following the last day of summer: ''[sternly, with a [[DeathGlare glare]]]'' ''Harvest'' Day." Any questions?\\

'''Rabbit''': ''[nervously]'' Why-Why we're right here. Where else would we be? ''[scratches his head in frustration]'' Owl, where ''are'' we? ''[Looks at the map showing a pond with ducks that reads]'' "Nice Peaceful Spot." [[SarcasmMode Ha! Indeed!]]\\

* Rabbit doing ballet moves while singing his song. A few of the lyrics can also be pretty funny such as "brains will get you nowhere fast, my dears. Haven't had a need for mine in years". There is something oddly funny as Rabbit is gleefully singing that he apparently had a need to think in years.

'''Rabbit''': ''[nervously]'' Why-Why we're right here. Where else would we be? ''[Rabbit scratches his head in confusion and frustration]'' Owl, where ''are'' we? ''[Looks at the map showing a pond with ducks that reads]'' "Nice Peaceful Spot." [[SarcasmMode Ha! Indeed!]]\\

* From very early on, Rabbit is trying to uproot a carrot but it won't come out of the ground]
--> '''Rabbit:''' 'It doesn't matter if ''you'' think you're not ripe! This is ''Rabbit's'' garden, and Rabbit does his harvesting BY THE BOOK! ''[shows his book "The Bunny's Farm Companion", while dramatic music plays]'' As it clearly says in the official almanac, today is... ''[clears throat in an official manner]'' "The first day of fall, following the last day of summer: ''[sternly, with a [[DeathGlare glare]]]'' ''Harvest'' Day." Any questions?\\

* From very early on:
--> '''Rabbit:''' ''[trying to uproot a carrot that won't come out of the ground]'' It doesn't matter if ''you'' think you're not ripe! This is ''Rabbit's'' garden, and Rabbit does his harvesting by the BOOK! ''[shows his book "The Bunny's Farm Companion", while dramatic music plays]'' As it clearly says in the official almanac, today is... ''[clears throat in an official manner]'' "The first day of fall, following the last day of summer: ''[sternly, with a [[DeathGlare glare]]]'' ''Harvest'' Day." Any questions?\\

''Piglet uncovers his eyes and grins''\\

''[[OhCrap Piglet's smile droops; He covers his eyes again]]''\\

'''Piglet''': I'm doing just what Christopher Robin said I should do. I'm gonna look my fear of heights right in the face, and conquer it! (''the branch he's on breaks'') [[OhCrap That is, if it doesn't conquer ME first!]]

-->'''Tigger''': Hiya, Pooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! What's up?\\

(''Piglet uncovers his eyes and grins'')\\

'''Tigger''': Why, sure! (''chuckles, then clears throat'') (''[{{Beat}}])'' Uh...[[AssuranceBackfire Except for the splat at the end, they're practically similar]].\\
(''[[OhCrap Piglet's smile droops; He covers his eyes again]]'')\\

--> '''Rabbit:''' ''(trying to uproot a carrot that won't come out of the ground)'' It doesn't matter if ''you'' think you're not ripe! This is ''Rabbit's'' garden, and Rabbit does his harvesting by the BOOK! ''[shows his book "The Bunny's Farm Companion", while dramatic music plays]'' As it clearly says in the official almanac, today is... ''[clears throat in an official manner]'' "The first day of fall, following the last day of summer: ''[sternly, with a [[DeathGlare glare]]]'' ''Harvest'' Day." Any questions?\\

-->'''Rabbit''': [''noticing a venus flytrap''] Why, look! Is that that a golden dahlia daffodilus? [''leans in closer''] Rare for this location.\\
[''The plant chomps'' inches ''from his face'']

'''Rabbit''': [''nervously''] Why-Why we're right here. Where else would we be? (''Rabbit scratches his head in confusion and frustration'') Owl, where ''are'' we? ''(Looks at the map showing a pond with ducks that reads)'' "Nice Peaceful Spot." [[SarcasmMode Ha! Indeed!]]\\

* After thinking the Skullosaurus is there when they arrive at the Upside Down Rock, these lines:
--> '''Tigger:''' Which way do we run?
--> '''Piglet:''' Where do we hide?
--> '''Rabbit:''' What's the shortest shortcut home?!
--> '''Pooh:''' ''[points to the right]'' I believe, uh, that way is a good way. ''[Tigger, Eeyore, Rabbit, and Piglet immediately run away. Pooh examines the map and then points to the left.]'' Although...this way could be better. ''[Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, and Piglet immediately run in that direction. He then points back in the same direction he was pointing out earlier.]'' If not over here. ''[Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, and Piglet immediately run back in that direction. He then points back to the left.]'' Although...there might be particularly pleasant as well.
** You can hear Tigger yell an exasperated [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "Oh, gimme a break will ya?!?"]] throughout Pooh's befuddled navigation.
** After all this, Rabbit quickly decides enough is enough, and the map must be entrusted with someone else:
-->'''Rabbit:''' We're getting nowhere fast Pooh, a-and that just won't do! A leader must be someone with er-leaderly...Quick thinking. Informed. Someone like.... ''[ponders hard for a moment...then smugly takes map]'' Me.

--> '''Rabbit:''' ''(trying to uproot a carrot that won't come out of the ground)'' It doesn't matter if ''you'' think you're not ripe! This is ''Rabbit's'' garden, and Rabbit does his harvesting by the BOOK! ''(shows his book "The Bunny's Farm Companion", while dramatic music plays)'' As it clearly says in the official almanac, today is... ''(clears throat)'' "The first day of fall, following the last day of summer: ''(sternly)'' ''Harvest'' Day." Any questions?\\
'''Pooh''': ''(in distance)'' Hellooooooooooooooooooo!\\
'''Rabbit:''' ''(sighing)'' Yes, yes, the rutabaga in the back row, "hello" what? ''(Alarmed face; then is dragged by Pooh, Tigger and Piglet and their acorn avalanche)''\\

* After running their way through Skull, most of the group collides with each other right in the middle.
--> '''Piglet''': (surpisingly jovial) Tigger! Rabbit! Eeyore!
--> '''Eeyore''': [[CatchPhrase Thanks for noticing.]]

--> '''Pooh:''' ''(points to the right)'' I believe, uh, that way is a good way. ''(Tigger, Eeyore, Rabbit, and Piglet immediately run away. Pooh examines the map and then points to the left.)'' Although...this way could be better. ''(Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, and Piglet immediately run in that direction. He then points back in the same direction he was pointing out earlier.)'' If not over here. ''(Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, and Piglet immediately run back in that direction. He then points back to the left.)'' Although...there might be particularly pleasant as well.

-->'''Rabbit:''' We're getting nowhere fast Pooh, a-and that just won't do! A leader must be someone with er-leaderly...Quick thinking. Informed. Someone like.... ''*ponders hard for a moment...then smugly takes map*'' Me.
* Poor Pooh, trying so hard to remember the encouraging words Christopher Robin had told him.
** He even tries to remember it in his sleep. "Braver than our beans", anyone?
** "You are smarter when you're pink! Does that help?" This ends up being Subverted, however, since it really doesn't help them and sends Rabbit further into his HeroicBSOD.
* The entire scene with Rabbit trying to sleep. He's sleeping right next to Tigger, and Tigger is snoring and slapping Rabbit's nose with his tail.
* Any of the facial expressions the characters make. Unsurprisingly, the movie was animated in Japan.
* "On a scale of 1 to 10... it's not good!"
* When Pooh finds Piglet high up the canopy of his house
-->'''Pooh''': Why, Piglet. Whatever are you doing up there?\\
'''Piglet''': I'm doing just what Christopher Robin said I should do. I'm gonna look my fear of heights right in the face, and conquer it! (''the branch he's on breaks'') [[OhCrap That is, if it doesn't conquer ME first!]]
** Then Tigger arrives at the scene
-->'''Tigger''': Hiya, Pooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! What's up?\\
'''Pooh''': Hello, Tigger! [[LiteralMetaphor Piglet is up]].\\
'''Piglet''': '''''HEEELP!!!!'''''\\
'''Tigger''': Oh, relax, Piglet, ol' pal. [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou There's no difference between falling a thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumblin' out of bed]].\\
(''Piglet uncovers his eyes and grins'')\\
'''Piglet''': [[HopeSpot Oh. Really?]]\\
'''Tigger''': Why, sure! (''chuckles, then clears throat'') (''[{{Beat}}])'' Uh...[[AssuranceBackfire Except for the splat at the end, they're practically similar]].\\
(''[[OhCrap Piglet's smile droops; He covers his eyes again]]'')\\
'''Piglet''': '''''[[SayMyName CHRISTOPHER ROBIN!!!]]'''''
** Then as Tigger is trying to catch Piglet and get him down, acorns falling from the tree from every bounce impact. After several misses, Tigger glares at his own tail.
-->'''Tigger''': What's the matter with you? Bein' a second-rate bouncer is NOT what Tiggers like best!
** Then when Tigger finally catches Piglet, the acorns from Tigger's bouncing cascade down and sweep him, Pooh and Piglet away like an avalanche.

* This line from Eeyore about the honey pot that Pooh believes belongs to someone else.
-->'''Eeyore''': It isn't mine. Then again, ''few things'' are...
* When the gang is in the forest of thorns.
-->'''Rabbit''': [''noticing a venus flytrap''] Why, look! Is that that a golden dahlia daffodilus? [''leans in closer''] Rare for this location.\\
[''The plant chomps'' inches ''from his face'']
** Later as Rabbit is trying to figure out this location.
-->'''Pooh''': What exactly is this location, Rabbit? Would it be nearer to Christopher Robin than farther?\\
'''Rabbit''': [''nervously''] Why-Why we're right here. Where else would we be? (''Rabbit scratches his head in confusion and frustration'') Owl, where ''are'' we? ''(Looks at the map showing a pond with ducks that reads)'' "Nice Peaceful Spot." [[SarcasmMode Ha! Indeed!]]\\

* When Piglet realizes that [[spoiler: the gang has spent the night in the Skull Cave]], he starts running to them babbling, jabbering, and gibbering hysterically.
-->'''Piglet''': '''''[[OhCrap OH, DEAR!!!]]'''''\\
[''sprints towards Pooh and Rabbit, babbling incoherently'']\\
'''Pooh''': Piglet?\\
'''Piglet''': SHU SHIE SKE SKU SKE SHOO SHU!\\
'''Rabbit''': Try to be ''specific!''\\
[''Piglet continues jabbering as Tigger and Eeyore approach''] \\
'''Piglet''': SHU SHIE SKE SKU SKE SHOO SHU (''jumps on Pooh's shoulder and points'') [[spoiler: Skull.]]\\
[''[[MassOhCrap The gang gasps and shrieks upon seeing]] [[spoiler:the Skull Cave]]'']

'''Tigger''': Why, sure! (''chuckles, then clears throat'') (''[{{Beat}}])''...[[FalseReassurance Uh....Except for the splat at the end, they're practically similar.]]\\

* When the gang is in the forest of thorns

** Later as Rabbit is trying to figure out this location

-->'''Tigger''': ''(chuckles nervously)'' Y-yeah. W-Well, you know what they say. "W-What doesn't bounce up it-it's gotta fall down."

* When Pooh and the gang find Tigger stuck in the gorge

-->'''Tigger''': ''(chuckles nervously)'' Y-yeah. W-Well, you know what they say, what doesn't bounce up it-it's gotta fall down.

'''Rabbit''': [''nervously''] Why-Why we're right here. Where else would we be? (''Rabbit scratches his head in confusion and frustration; '') Owl, where ''are'' we? ''(Looks at the map showing a pond with ducks that reads)'' "Nice Peaceful Spot." [[SarcasmMode Ha! Indeed!]]\\

-->'''Rabbit''': [''noticing a venus flytrap''] Why, look! Is that that a golden dahlia-daffodilus? [''leans in closer''] Rare for this location.\\

-->'''Rabbit''': I can read this note with my eyes shut. (''chuckles'') It says, uh... "Wig... egg... no... umba... whooooh-who... beeg... Igmllll...mooojo... Boo-goo, moo-gum, burbum, illiya-kumyah..." (''[[{{Beat}} Rabbit sheepishly looks up from the note. Pooh, Tigger, Piglet and Eeyore all stare at him]]. Rabbit shoves the note back in Pooh's hands.'') Well, I ''could've'' read it if Tigger hadn't bounced me so!

-->'''Rabbit''': I can read this note with my eyes shut. (''chuckles'') . "Wig... egg... no... umba... whooooh-who... beeg... Igmllll...mooojo... Boo-goo, moo-gum, burbum, illiya-kumyah..." (''Rabbit sheepishly looks up from the note. [[{{Beat}} Pooh, Tigger, Piglet and Eeyore all stare at him]]. Rabbit shoves the note back in Pooh's hands.'') Well, I ''could've'' read it if Tigger hadn't bounced me so!

-->'''Rabbit''': I can read this note with my eyes shut. (''chuckles'') It says, "uh.. er ray... do... kerbum.. yo, blah..." ''(continues speaking gibberish; he stops and looks up sheepishly; [[{{Beat}} Pooh, Tigger, Piglet and Eeyore all stare at him]]. Rabbit shoves the note back in Pooh's hands.)'' Well, I ''could've'' read it if Tigger hadn't bounced me so!

** Rabbit tries to read the note, he suffers the same issue Pooh did, the note being completely illegible due to being smeared with honey.

* Rabbit trying to read the honey-covered note.
-->'''Rabbit''': Well, I ''could've'' read it if Tigger hadn't bounced me so!

('' [[OhCrap He realizes he's let go of the root,]] [[GravityIsAHarshMistress and he and the others plummet into the gorge]]'')

** Then when Tigger finally catches Piglet, the acorns from Tigger's bouncing cascade down and sweep him, Pooh, and Piglet away like an avalanche.

-->'''Piglet''': '''[[OhCrap OH, DEAR!!!]]''''\\

-->'''Piglet''': [[OhCrap OH, DEAR!!!]]\\
[''sprints towards Pooh and Rabbit, babbling hysterically'']\\

[''sprints towards Pooh and Rabbit, babbling hysterically'']]\\