History Funny / PoohsGrandAdventure

[[The plant chomps ''inches'' from his face]]

'''Rabbit''': [''nervously''] Why-Why we're right here. Where else would we be?\\
(''Rabbit scratches his head in confusion and frustration; '')\\
'''Rabbit''': Owl, where ''are'' we?\\
''[Looks at the map showing a pond with ducks that reads]''\\
'''Rabbit''': [[SarcasmMode "Nice Peaceful Spot!" Ha!]] ''[[SarcasmMode Indeed!]]''\\

-->'''Tigger''': (chuckles nervously) Y-yeah. W-Well, you know what they say, what doesn't bounce up it-it's gotta fall down.

-->'''Tigger''': Hiya, Pooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh! What's up?\\

-->'''Tigger''': [''glares at his tail angrily''] What's the matter with you? Bein' a second-rate bouncer is NOT what Tiggers like best!

-->'''Pooh''': Tigger, of all the safer places to be...[[CaptainObvious I don't think this is one.]] [[{{Understatement}} You could fall.]]

-->'''Tigger''' (chuckles nervously) Y-yeah. W-Well, you know what they say, what doesn't bounce up it-it's gotta fall down.

'''Pooh''' ''(in distance)'': Hellooooooooooooooooooo!\\

'''Piglet''': I'm doing just what Christopher Robin said I should do. I'm gonna look my fear of heights right in the face, and conquer it!\\
(''the branch he's on breaks'')\\
'''Piglet''': [[OhCrap That is, if it doesn't conquer ME first!]]

-->'''Piglet''': HEEELP!!!!\\

'''Tigger''': Why, sure! (''chuckles, then clears throat'') [{{Beat}}]...[[FalseReassurance Uh....Except for the splat at the end, they're practically similar.]]\\

-->'''Tigger''' [''glares at his tail angrily'']: What's the matter with you? Bein' a second-rate bouncer is NOT what Tiggers like best!

('' [[OhCrap He realizes he's let go of the root,]] [[GravityIsAHarshMistress and the others plummet into the gorge]]'')

-->'''Rabbit''' [''noticing a venus flytrap''] Why, look! Is that that a golden dahlia-daffodilus? [''leans in closer''] Rare for this location.\\

'''Rabbit''' [''nervously''] Why-Why we're right here. Where else would we be?\\

[''The gang gasps and shrieks upon seeing [[spoiler:the Skull Cave]]'']

('' [[OhCrap realizes he's let go of the root,]] [[GravityIsAHarshMistresshe and the others plummet into the gorge]]'')

(''[[GravityIsAHarshMistress realizes he's let go of the root, he and the others plummet into the gorge]]'')

-->'''Eeyore''': It isn't mine. Then again, ''few things are...''

-->'''Piglet''': HEEEEELPP!!!!\\

(''Piglet's smile droops; He covers his eyes again'')\\

** "You are smarter when you're pink! Does that help?" It's Rabbit's reaction that truly sells it.

--> '''Rabbit:''' ''(trying to uproot a carrot that won't come out of the ground)'' It doesn't matter if ''you'' think you're not ripe! This is ''Rabbit's'' garden, and Rabbit does his gardening by the BOOK! ''(shows his book "The Bunny's Farm Companion", while dramatic music plays)'' As it clearly says in the official almanac, today is... ''(clears throat)'' "The first day of fall, following the last day of summer: ''(sternly)'' ''Harvest'' Day." Any questions?\\

'''Tigger''': Why, sure! ('''chuckles, then clears throat'') [{{Beat}}]...[[FalseReassurance Uh....Except for the splat at the end, they're practically similar.]]\\

'''Piglet''': CHRISTOPHER ROBIN!!!

-->'''Piglet''': HEEEEELPP!!!!

-->'''Pooh''': Why Piglet. Whatever are you doing up there?\\

** Then Tigger arrives and tires to reassure Piglet
-->'''Tigger''': Oh relax Piglet ol' pal. [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou There's no difference between falling a thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumblin' out of bed]].\\

'''Tigger''': Why Sure! (chuckles, then clears throat) [{{Beat}}]...[[FalseReassurance Uh....Except for the splat at the end, they're practically similar.]]\\

-->'''Tigger''' (chuckles nervously) Y-yeah. W-Well you know what they say, what doesn't bounce up it-it's gotta fall down.

-->'''Pooh''': What exactly is this location Rabbit? Would it be nearer to Christopher Robin than farther?\\
'''Rabbit''' [''nervously''] Why Why we're right here. Where else would we be?\\

'''Rabbit''': Owl where ''are'' we?\\
''[Looks at the map showing a pond with ducks that read:s]''\\

*** Then when Tigger finally catches Piglet, the acorns from Tigger's bouncing cascade down and sweep him, Pooh, and Piglet away like an avalanche.

'''Eeyore''': (releases the root) I said "Ouch!"\\
([[GravityIsAHarshMistress realizes he's let go of the root, he and the others plummet into the gorge'']])

-->'''Rabbit''' [''noticing a venus flytrap''] Why look! Is that that a golden dahlia-daffodilus? [''leans in closer''] Rare for this location.\\

-->'''Piglet''': [[OhCrap OH DEAR!!!]]\\

'''Rabbit:''' ''(sighing)'' Yes, yes, the rutabaga in the back row, "hello" what? ''(Alarmed face)''

* Somehow, when Piglet and Pooh fall down from the butterflies, they land directly on Rabbit, who uneasily gets to his feet dizzy.

-->'''Tigger''': Look at the biceps on that bear. We don't deserve to dangle from the same precipice.\\

--> '''Rabbit:''' ''(trying to uproot a carrot that won't come out of the ground)'' It doesn't matter if ''you'' think you're not ripe! This is ''Rabbit's'' garden, and Rabbit does his gardening [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BY! THE! BOOK!]] ''(shows his book "The Bunny's Farm Companion", while dramatic music plays)'' As it clearly says in the official almanac, today is... ''(clears throat)'' "The first day of fall, following the last day of summer: ''(sternly)'' ''Harvest'' Day." Any questions?\\

* When the gang is in the forest of thorns

** Later as Rabbit is trying to figure out this location

* When the gang is in the forest of thorns

** Later as Rabbit is trying to figure out this location

'''Rabbit''': [[SarcasmMode: "Nice Peaceful Spot!" Ha!]] ''[[SarcasmMode''indeed!]]''\

* WHen the gang is in the forest of thorns

** Later as Rabbit is trying to figure out this location

-->'''Tigger''' [''glares at his tail angrily'']: What's the matter with you? Being a second-rate bouncer is ''NOT'' what Tiggers like best!

* When Tigger is bouncing to try to reach Piglet, the acorns fall repeatedly, and then cascade down and sweep everybody away.

'''Tigger''': Why Sure! (chuckles, then pauses) [{{Beat}}]...[[FalseReassurance Uh....Except for the splat at the end, they're practically similar.]]\\

-->'''Pooh''': Tigger, of all the safer places to be...[[CaptainObvious I don't think this is one.]]. [[{{Understatement}} You could fall.]]

-->'''Pooh''': Tigger, of all the safer places to be...[[CaptainObvious I don't think this is one]]. [[{{Understatement}} You could fall]].