History Funny / PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd

** After Jack fires at Barbossa in that scene, Barbossa gives him a look like, "You were actually going to shoot me?!"

'''Gibbs:''' Aye. The original plan was to use nine Pieces of Eight to bind Calypso. [[RealityEnsues But when the First Court met, the Brethren were, to a one, skint broke.]]\\

** A bit of HilariousInHindsight: their "officiator" was ''quite literally'' out for their blood [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl just two movies ago.]] Which is approximately about 15 months in terms of the timeline too.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[{{WesternAnimation/Shrek}} “I think he’s compensating for something”]]]]

* Jack proudly claims that he has the key to Davy Jones' chest. Jones stares at him in disbelief for a moment, and then grins, raises the key himself and says "No, you don't!"
** During their fight, Jack and Davy Jones are trying to escape by running around a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capstan_%28nautical%29 capstan]]. Jones suddenly gets a truly hilarious look of "''Hey, wait a minute...''" as he realizes he ForgotAboutHisPowers, and proceeds to force himself ''[[IntangibleMan through]]'' the capstan. Jack's response? Spin it around while Jones flails in confusion! Unfortunately, when it stops spinning... Jones is face-to-face with Jack. Whoops.
*** Jack's [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream of terror]] when a roaring Jones steps towards him [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Oo7VlZPaK4 is the icing on that particular cake.]]
*** Taken UpToEleven in a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi7WHdjJVto deleted scene]]. Jack spins Jones 180 degrees at first. Jones snarls, whips around, and continues towards him; Jack spins him ''again'' and the scene continues as above.

--> '''Jack:''' Belay!

--> '''Jack:''' Stow. Shut it! ''[Gibbs shuts up]''

* Jack proudly claims that he has the key to Davy Jones' chest. Jones then raises the key himself and says "No, you don't!"

--->'''Officer:''' Do you think he plans everything out, or just makes it up as he goes along?

* Also, [[Cloudcuckoolander Jack's]] reactions to each of his friends and foes showing up to rescue him. ''All of it.''
-->'''Gibbs:'''Jack!
-->'''Jack:'''Mister Gibbs!
-->'''Gibbs:'''Aye, Cap'n?
-->'''Jack:'''I thought so. I expect you're able to account for your actions, then.
-->'''Gibbs:'''...Sir?
-->'''Jack:'''There has been a perpetual and virulent lack of discipline upon my vessel. Why? ''Why is that, sir?!''
-->'''Gibbs:'''Sir, you're...you're in Davy Jones's Locker, Cap'n.
-->'''Jack:'''[[Beat.......]][[BlatantLies I know that. I know where I am.]][[SuspicouslySpecificDenial And don't think I don't.]]
-->'''Barbossa:'''Jack Sparrow.
-->'''Jack:'''''[Walks to Barbossa]'' Ah, Hector! It's been too long! ...Hasn't it?
-->'''Barbossa:'''Aye. Isle de Muerta, remember? ''You shot me.''
-->'''Jack:'''''[Mulls it over]'' [[Cloudcuckoolander No,]] [[InsaneTrollLogic I]][[RefugeInAudacity didn't.]] '[Walks over to Tia]' Tia Dalma! Out n' about, eh? You add an agreeable sense of macabre to any delirium.
-->'''Tia Dalma:'''''[Gives an awkward, confused smile.]''
-->'''Will:'''He thinks we're a hallucination.
-->'''Jack:'''''[Turns to Will and walks to him]'' William, tell me something - have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Or rather, damsel in distress? Either one.
-->'''Will:'''No.
-->'''Jack:'''[[InsaneTrollLogic Well then, you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here. QED, you're not really here!]]

'''Gibbs:''' Aye. The original plan was to use nine Pieces of Eight to bind Calypso. But when the First Court met, the Brethren were, to a one, skint broke.\\

'''Gibbs:''' To what, to "Nine Pieces of Whatever We Happened to Have in Our Pockets at the Time?" Oh yes, that sounds very piratey.

'''Barbossa:''' I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

--->'''Barbossa:''' Fine then! Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today-- ''[gets attacked and starts kicking ass]'' --TO NAIL YER GIZZARDS TO THE MAST, YE POXY CUR!

'''Barbossa:''' ''(decides that saying "You may kiss the bride" is too long and decides "fuck it")''...JUST KISS!\\

'''Barbossa:''' AS CAPTAIN, I NOW PRONOUNCE... ''[slams an EITC marine into the wheel]''\\

-->'''Jack:''' Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. ''[to Giselle]'' Yes, I lied to you. ''[to Scarlett]'' No, I don't love you. ''[to Giselle]'' Of course it makes you look fat. ''[to Scarlett]'' I've never been to Brussels. ''[to Giselle]'' It is pronounced "egregious". ''[to Scarlett]'' By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. ''[to both]'' And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that '''''MY SHIP IS ONCE AGAIN GONE !!!''' Savvy?\\

* When Jack slaps Gibbs (as part of the RunningGag of Jack being slapped by Scarlet and/or Giselle), Gibbs looks pissed for a moment, then sighs and shrugs as if to say, "Yeah, I deserved that."

--->'''Elizabeth:''' This is madness!\\

** Two pirates lord try to kill Barbossa, one suggesting they shoot him, the other suggesting they cut out his tongue.
--->'''Jack:''' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Shoot him, cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And trim that scraggly beard.]]

** Shortly afterwards, the rest of the crew comes in from the steam room. The highlight of this charge is Marty holding a gun as big as he is... and when he fires, the knockback blasts him right back into the hole in the floor.

** Shortly afterwards, the rest of the crew comes in from the steam room. The highlight of this charge is a midget holding a gun as big as he is... and when he fires, the knockback blasts him right back into the hole in the floor.

-->'''Jack:''' And ''this'' is what you arrived at?
** He then ''breathes'' into Will's face, sending him over the edge with his stench alone.

** When Sao Feng attempts to take a hostage ("Drop your weapons, or I kill the man!") Barbossa and Elizabeth exchange a look and the latter shakes her head. Barbossa nonchalantly says, "Well, kill him, he's not ''our'' man." Of course, that's when Will realizes that there's a third party involved in their exchange...

** When Barbossa and Elizabeth attempt to enter, they are ordered to leave all their weapons with other pirates to gain entry. Elizabeth removes a large number of [[HyperspaceArsenal hidden]] [[Hammerspace weapons]], including a rather large blunderbuss that by all rights, shouldn't fit ''anywhere''... comfortably. Barbossa looks behind her with a "how in the hell...?" expression.

** When Barbossa and Elizabeth attempt to enter, they are ordered to leave all their weapons with other pirates to gain entry. Elizabeth removes a large number of hidden weapons, including a rather large blunderbuss that by all rights, shouldn't fit ''anywhere''... comfortably. Barbossa looks behind her with a "how in the hell...?" expression.