History Funny / PhineasAndFerbSeason2

* For some reason, Phineas tries to include [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Bulgarian folk dancing abilities]] in the suit's capabilities.

--> '''Rodney:''' See this? It's my hand; you can talk to it.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' All right. Hey hand ''(singing)'' my evil dancing's better than yours! It's like you're stuck in a canoe, but you've got no oar. See you on the dance floor ''(leaves)''.
--> '''Rodney:''' ''(angrily)'' Nobody talks to my hand that way!

--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I think we made too much potato salad, Norm. I guess we’ll have to give everyone a two-ton take-home container and I still think you should have added more green onions.
--> '''Norm:''': [[ServileSnarker Well, next time you can do all the cooking and I’ll stand around coming up with evil plans that ultimately fail!]]
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' ''[[{{Beat}} [Long awkward pause.]]]'' ''Wow.'' Cuttin’ deep, man.

* Jeremy reveals the mechanical exoskeleton that's really been making him dance. Candace screams, the audience gasps in shock... and then it cuts to Stacy, who just says [[DullSurprise "That's kind of disturbing."]]

* While Doofenshmirtz and Rodney are fighting over the last spotlight, they end up in an...unfortunate position.

-->'''Candace:''' [[LampshadeHanging Who puts a picture frame on a window?]]

* Doof's file photo during the newsreel he shows Perry, especially when he says, "I was sick that day." and "Yeah, that picture's gonna haunt me."

--> '''Norm:''': [[ServileSnarker Well, next time you can do all the cooking and I’ll stand around coming up with evil plans that ultimately fail!]]
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' ''[[{{Beat}} [Long awkward pause.]]]'' ''Wow.'' Cuttin’ deep, man.

'''''Other:''''' [[Funny/PhineasAndFerbSpecials Specials]]-]]]]]

'''Perry:''' ''(Glances up at Double-00 with a "Have you got a problem with that?" expression on his face and '''finally''' stops stirring his tea.)''

* "I, [[AcceptableTargets like so many other elected officials]], [[TakeThat have forgotten the very promises I made that got me into office in the first place!]]" ''Ouch.''

-->'''Phineas:''' "andace, focus. You've still got one last delivery to make. You have five minutes and the delivery is twenty blocks away. So...good luck with that.

* During the aforementioned comedy club, Ferb comes out and makes an airline food joke. The audience bursts out laughing, complete with some guy flipping over a table in a fit of hilarity. It even ends with Stacy asking, "[[AsianAirhead What's airline food?]]"

--> '''Rooster''': [[ProperlyParanoid Yeah, I'm followin' him]].

* "Who puts a picture frame on a window?"

* Upon reaching Doofenshmirtz's building, Perry deftly dodges a trap...only for Monogram to report the aforementioned Transporter is fixed and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero accidentally teleports Perry into the trap.]] Perry's [[SilentSnarker resigned annoyance]] sells it.

-->'''Phineas:''' "Candace, focus. You've still got one last delivery to make. You have five minutes and the delivery is twenty blocks away. So...good luck with that."

* The EPIC string of [[Series/StarskyAndHutch detective-show]] [[Series/MiamiVice references]], capped off with this epic ShoutOut to ''Series/CSIMiami''. Doubles as an [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments Awesome Moment]].
-->'''Man''': [[OnceAnEpisode Aren't you a little young]] to know about all these old detective shows?

* When Perry uses Phineas and Ferb's teleporting device to make Doofenshmirtz's Mimeinator disappear:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' (After the Mimeinator disappears) ... Sure, why not?
* A ShoutOut to ''Literature/TheRaven'':
-->'''Perry:''' ''(taps three times on the window with his heel)''
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Who's tap-tap-tapping? ...Is this that pesky raven again?
* Doofenshmirtz's twist on his usual banter falls a little flat:
--> Oh, BIG surprise, Perry the Platypus! And by surprise, I mean completely... Uh...I got nothing.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue_NfqQJoXs The "There's No Candy In Me" rap]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment at the end of the episode.]]
--> '''Buford''': Nerd ain't no piñata!
* Candace teleports Linda to the backyard, just as she's participating in a blindfolded pinata game, resulting in absolute pandemonium as she chases the kids around the yard with a bat.

* Candace saying "Aha!" over and over as she shows Mom the picture she took of her as proof to bust her brothers. Mom, on the other hand...
-->'''Linda:''' [[PoorCommunicationKills Aw, it's nice to see you giving up your obsession with the boys and getting into the spirit of things.]]
* Then there's this underrated gem while showing the effects of Doof's latest -inator (trapping mimes inside actual invisible boxes):

* "Curse you, [[Main/MotorMouth PerrythePlatypuseventhoughyouweren’tinvolvedinthisschemewhatsoever!!!!"]]

* Doofenshmirtz: ''(After his Carbon Footprintinator accidentally picks up Phineas and Ferb's latest invention.)'' Oh see, this! This is why I hate nature! It's always getting stuck to your foot!

* When Buford is falling from the sky:
-->'''Baljeet''' ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome (dressed as a vegetable samosa)]]''''':''' (runs up to balloon salesman) Please! My bully is in trouble! Let go of ''all of your balloons!''
-->'''Balloon Salesman:''' Yeah, okay. ''(simply releases every single one of his hundreds of balloons)''
-->'''Baljeet:''' Thank you!
-->'''Balloon Salesman:''' No, thank ''you'', vegetable samosa.

* Jeremy gets the honor of meeting Doofenshmirtz in this episode, leading to gems like this:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz''': Okay, but the aliens are on their way.
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Jeremy]]''': Okay. Tell them I said hi.

* Candace deciding "she ''must'' repress [her] excessive urge to bust":

** What makes it even funnier is how Phineas and Ferb seem more confused than actually bothered or worried once Linda is giving them the riot act.

-->'''Lawrence''': Oh, I can't wait to wipe out!
-->'''Linda''': Dear, wipe out means falling off the board.
-->'''Lawrence''':Yes, I know.
-->'''Candace''': Well there's only one thing I'm saying hello-ha to! Relaxing! And taking a break from trying to bust Phineas and Ferb.

-->'''Candace''': What? It's hard work!

* During the aforementioned comedy club, Ferb comes out and makes an airline food joke. The audience bursts out laughing, complete with some guy flipping over a table in a fit of hilarity.

* The first appearance of [[EmbarassingInitials L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.]], that is all.

* ''A ShoutOut to [[Creator/EdgarAllanPoe the Raven]]'':

--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I think we made too much potato salad, Norm. I guess we’ll have to give everyone a two-ton take home container and I still think you should have added more green onions.

* The first appearance of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., that is all.

-->'''Doof:''' "''This'' is awkward..."

* This:

--> '''Doof:''' *leaning over* "PIERRE!" *ducks back in, snickering* "Did anyone look? I bet, like, half the people down there were looking around, like, 'Who called my name?'"

--> "What? It's an arts and crafts project. [[BlatantLies I have a life outside of you!]]"

-->'''Baljeet:''' "Did anyone else just see the inside of a steamroller?"
-->'''Buford:''' "How do you know what the inside of a steamroller is like?"
-->'''Baljeet:''' [[BrickJoke "I have a life outside of you!"]]

* This:
-->'''Phineas:''' ''(referring to Candace)'' I should have her plan my wedding. Ferb, make a note of it.

* This part:

-->'''Candace:''' And look at my hair! I think it may also have a chicken in it!

-->'''Doof:''' "What, who am I? Oh, it's me."

'''Candace''': (''loud scream; hangs up'')\\

'''Linda''': (''casually'') So, are you and Bob thinking of having kids?

* This:

-->'''Doof:''' [[WhatTheHellHero "You know this is gonna be a backstory too someday!"]]

--> '''Suzy''': Hey guys. [[Main/BorrowedCatchphrase Whatcha doin'?]]
-->'''Isabella''': [[Main/ImStandingRightHere Um, hello?]]
** [[Main/BrickJoke Then later...]]
--> '''Candace''': Hey boys! [[Main/BorrowedCatchphrase Whatcha doin'?]]
--> '''Isabella''': [[Main/HeyThatsMyLine Ugh, do I even need to be here?]]

-->'''Doof:''' "A platypus balloon?" ''[Cue the balloon passing by a billboard with a man wearing a fedora, then knocking the fedora onto its head]'' "A ''PERRY'' THE PLATYPUS BALLOON?!"

* "Now I know I have a heart... because it's breaking!" Just the cheerful way Norm says it makes it both sad and hilarious at the same time.

-->'''Jeremy:''' (after Doof has finished his daily rant) "Have you considered switching to decaf?"

-->'''Jeremy:''' "So, will you be paying in cash or check?"
-->'''Doof:''' "Perhaps I could trade you for some evil lessons?"
-->'''Jeremy:''' "I'll take cash."
** The fact that Jeremy doesn't seem fazed by Doofenshmirtz going on about his evil schemes and platypus nemesis. At best, he's amused, at worst, he's just confused and annoyed. Considering the stuff the object of his affections and her younger brothers do daily, maybe he's simply desensitized.

-->'''Isabella:''' "According to the Fireside Girl Manual, that is a North American chameleon."
-->'''Phineas:''' "In that case, we'll call him Steve."
-->'''Isabella:''' "O...kay. Why Steve?"
-->'''Phineas:''' "Because he looks like a Steve."
-->'''Isabella:''' "Well, can't argue with logic like that."

** A gathering crowd cheers, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere only to disperse when Phineas tells them]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext they are looking for a giant lizard]].

* This:
-->'''Stacy:''' Repressing basic urges is pretty responsible, isnt' it?\\

-->'''Rodney:''' "No! It's just an electric fan! It's ''beneficial'' to mankind!"

* For some reason, Phineas tries to include Bulgarian folk dancing abilities in the suit's capabilities.
--> '''Phineas:'''We have to blur the line between skateboard and skateboarder. We can combine dirt biking, ATV racing, in-line skating, street luge, motorized scooters, and '''Bulgarian folk dancing'''. Of course, all this extreme fun requires extreme safety: shoulder pads, goggles, gloves, '''Bulgarian folk athletic supporters''', and rocket boosters, razor wire, grappling hooks, and laser blaster. Then we lock it all together with an indestructible titanium exoskeleton that increases strength, jumping ability, and other physical attributes 100 times, including the senses and '''folk dancing ability'''. *Record Scratch* What, you think we should have more Bulgarian-folk-related elements? Oh, less. Less Bulgar— Whoa, I thought we were on the same page, but no, it's cool. Whatever.

--> '''Stacy:''' Then what does the Dangerbil do?

-->[[BrickJoke (in a later scene, she rolls by in a giant gerbil ball and casually announces that she lost the bike)]]

-->'''Baljeet:''' "THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN HITTING THE GROUND!"

-->'''Phineas:''' "Nothing! I mean, Hi, Isabella. We're not doing...nothing!"

* The Crazy Old Coot. Especially his last appearance in the episode.
--> '''Old Coot:''' New Law! If You find any gold, it's mine!
--> '''Crowd:''' Hooray for finding gold being a metaphor for... oh wait, I think we're supposed to take that literally.
* This:

* When Phineas and Ferb are about to be busted, Linda is seen doing the same gesture Candace is doing right next to her. The last time they got busted and Linda said that, it was AllJustADream, but not here, which means either [[NotSoAboveItAll Linda picked it up from Candace]], or the more funny and ironic possibility, ''Candace got her whole "Busted" thing from her mother'' and proceeded to bug Linda with it for who-knows-how long.

* "I, [[AcceptableTargets like so many other elected officials]], [[TakeThat have forgotten the very promises I made that got me into office in the first place!]]" Ouch.

* Dr. Doofenshmirtz threatening the entire time-space continuim because he hates golf.

* This:

-->'''Candace''': (Slams into the window)

-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' "Just because were stranded on a desert island doesn't mean we have to break our usual routine. Because then the Tiki gods would win!"

* This:

* Candace insulting all the animals, then realizing they were able to understand her thanks to Phineas and Ferb's animal translator. They proceed to chase her throughout Danville while [[SoundtrackDissonance upbeat '60s pop music plays]].