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-->'''Phelous/Voiced Off''': Uuuuurgh, this better ''really'' be the end of these! I've hit my limit of all the [[MarySue Alice]] I can stand!\\

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-->'''Phelous/Voiced Off''': Uuuuurgh, this better ''really'' be the end of these! I've hit my limit of all the [[MarySue Alice]] Alice I can stand!\\



'''Phelous''': Well this [[spoiler: Film/ResidentEvil reboot's]] better already. Because, you know, they're using Beauty and the Beast [[TakeThat instead of]] [[MarySue Alice]] [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland in Wonderland]].

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'''Phelous''': Well this [[spoiler: Film/ResidentEvil reboot's]] better already. Because, you know, they're using Beauty and the Beast [[TakeThat instead of]] [[MarySue of Alice]] [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland in Wonderland]].
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** Viewers who share Phelous' disdain for Doug Walker can find additional hilarity from Phelous' description at least sounding more accurate and comprehensive than the Disneycember ''Aristocats'' review.

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** Viewers who share Phelous' disdain for Doug Walker can find additional hilarity from Phelous' description at least sounding more accurate and comprehensive than the Disneycember ''Aristocats'' review.[[note]]Doug couldn't even remember Edgar's reason for wanting to dispose of Madame Bonfamille's cats, stating that he didn't want to inherit them, when rather Edgar disagreed with Madame Bonfamille's decision to bequeath her fortune to the cats instead of to him.[[/note]]
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** Viewers who share Phelous' disdain for Doug Walker can find additional hilarity from Phelous' description at least sounding more accurate and comprehensive than the Disneycember ''Aristocats'' review.
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* [[FightSceneFailure "WALK INTO IT!"]]
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* Finally, the scene in which Beauty is sleeping in the Beast's castle when a nearby bedside clock develops a face and [[NightmareFuel starts intoning her name in a creepy, warbling mechanical voice]] forces Phelous to bring out the big guns -- namely, the ravenous Blood Bush from Dingo's Pocahontas.

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* Finally, the scene in which Beauty is sleeping in the Beast's castle when a nearby bedside clock develops a face and [[NightmareFuel [[AccidentalNightmareFuel starts intoning her name in a creepy, warbling mechanical voice]] forces Phelous to bring out the big guns -- guns; namely, the ravenous Blood Bush from Dingo's Pocahontas.



-->'''Blood Bush''': [[EveryoneHasStandards You creep me out, you disgusting clock]]... still, I want blood. (''leaps onto Beauty's head and blood splatters the wall'')

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-->'''Blood Bush''': [[EveryoneHasStandards [[EvenEvilHasStandards You creep me out, you disgusting clock]]... still, I want blood. (''leaps onto (''opens his mouth and violently leaps at Beauty's head and head, splattering blood splatters up the wall'')walls'')

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--> '''[[WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters Coulier!Venkman]]''': Looks like all the goobers are blowing town. And here we are a bunch of fluffernutters.\\

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--> '''[[WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters Coulier!Venkman]]''': Looks like all the goobers are blowing town. And here we are are, a bunch of fluffernutters.\\fluffernutters!\\


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* "GUARDIAN OF AN ''ASS!''"
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* Finally, the scene in which Beauty is sleeping in the Beast's castle when a beside clock develops a face and [[NightmareFuel starts intoning her name in a creepy, warbling mechanical voice]] forces Phelous to bring out the big guns -- namely, the ravenous Blood Bush from Dingo's Pocahontas.

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* Finally, the scene in which Beauty is sleeping in the Beast's castle when a beside nearby bedside clock develops a face and [[NightmareFuel starts intoning her name in a creepy, warbling mechanical voice]] forces Phelous to bring out the big guns -- namely, the ravenous Blood Bush from Dingo's Pocahontas.

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* Finally, the scene in which Beauty is sleeping in the Beast's castle when [[NightmareFuel a clock develops a face and starts intoning her name in a creepy, warbling mechanical voice]] forces Phelous to bring out the big guns -- namely, the ravenous Blood Bush from Dingo's Pocahontas.
-->'''Phelous!Clock''': [[YourSoulIsMine Beauty, give me your ''[[YourSoulIsMine soooooul!]]''

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* Finally, the scene in which Beauty is sleeping in the Beast's castle when [[NightmareFuel a beside clock develops a face and [[NightmareFuel starts intoning her name in a creepy, warbling mechanical voice]] forces Phelous to bring out the big guns -- namely, the ravenous Blood Bush from Dingo's Pocahontas.
-->'''Phelous!Clock''': [[YourSoulIsMine Beauty, give (''mechanically distorted'') [[SoulEating Beauty! Give me your ''[[YourSoulIsMine soooooul!]]''your]] '''''[[SoulEating soooooul!]]'''''

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* Finally, the scene in which Beauty is sleeping in the Beast's castle when a clock develops a face and starts intoning her name forces Phelous to bring out the big guns--namely, the ravenous Blood Bush from Dingo's Pocahontas.
-->'''Phelous!Clock''': Beauty, give me your soul!

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* Finally, the scene in which Beauty is sleeping in the Beast's castle when [[NightmareFuel a clock develops a face and starts intoning her name in a creepy, warbling mechanical voice]] forces Phelous to bring out the big guns--namely, guns -- namely, the ravenous Blood Bush from Dingo's Pocahontas.
-->'''Phelous!Clock''': [[YourSoulIsMine Beauty, give me your soul!''[[YourSoulIsMine soooooul!]]''
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* Phelous making no secret of how utterly unlikeable he thinks this version of Hercules is as a protagonist, especially with him being a BoringInvincibleHero who can [[GodModeSue simply call upon the Gods to help him any time]].

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* Phelous making no secret of how utterly unlikeable he thinks this version of Hercules is as a protagonist, especially with him being a BoringInvincibleHero an InvincibleHero who can [[GodModeSue simply call upon the Gods to help him any time]].
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* Phelous' deliberately half-assed summary of ''Disney/TheAristocats'':

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* Phelous' deliberately half-assed summary of ''Disney/TheAristocats'':''WesternAnimation/TheAristocats'':



-->'''Phelous''': [[SarcasmMode Cat-pedos were always something I thought was missing from]] ''Disney/TheAristocats''.

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-->'''Phelous''': [[SarcasmMode Cat-pedos were always something I thought was missing from]] ''Disney/TheAristocats''.''WesternAnimation/TheAristocats''.

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-->'''Phelous''': INCEST MARRIAGE??! DONE! ''(bounces up and stomps off set without another word)''

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-->'''Phelous''': INCEST MARRIAGE??! DONE! '''DONE!''' ''(bounces up and stomps off set without another word)''



-->''(returns and sits down with a sullen 'no, please, DO carry on' gesture)''

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-->''(returns and sits down with a sullen 'no, 'no no, please, DO carry on' gesture)''



-->'''Old Man''': '''I'LL BREAK ''YOU'' YOU LITTLE SONOFABITCH!'''

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-->'''Old Man''': '''I'LL BREAK ''YOU'' ''YOU'', YOU LITTLE SONOFABITCH!'''



* Finally, the scene in which Beauty is sleeping in the Beast's castle when a clock develops a face and starts intoning her name forces Phelous to bring out the big guns--namely, the ravenous Blood Bush from Dingo's Pocahontas.
-->'''Phelous!Clock''': Beauty, give me your soul!
-->'''Blood Bush''': [[EveryoneHasStandards You creep me out, you disgusting clock]]... still, I want blood. (''leaps onto Beauty's head and blood splatters the wall'')



* There is a scene where Beauty is sleeping in the Beast's castle, and a clock with a face starts saying her name with a demonic voice filter-- which creeps the hell out of Phelous.
-->'''Phelous!Clock''': Beauty, give me your soul!
-->'''Blood Bush''': [[EveryoneHasStandards You creep me out, you disgusting clock]]... still; I want blood. (''leaps onto Beauty's head and blood splatters the wall'')
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-->'''Phelous!twin gardeners''' ''(on Beauty's arrival)'': We look forward to getting our souls back someday. May we have yours?
* His riffs on how this version of the Beast isn't scary so much as really annoyingly emo. Eventually Emo Beast gets together with the equally whiny Beast from Golden Films and they decide to go complain on Tumblr and the YouTube comment section.

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-->'''Phelous!twin gardeners''' ''(on Beauty's arrival)'': -->'''Phelous!Gardeners''' ''(introducing themselves to Beauty)'': We look forward to getting our souls back someday. May we have yours?
* His riffs on how this version of the Beast isn't scary so much as really annoyingly emo. Eventually Emo Beast gets together with the equally whiny Beast from Golden Films and they decide to go complain on Tumblr and the YouTube Youtube comment section.

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[[folder:Beauty and the Beast (Bevanfield Version)]]
* For starters, this adaptation right here is where the ugly brother (the guy who's constantly getting his neck broken by Old Man) came from. And to Phelous' amusement, ''there's actually a scene where the dude gets his neck choked''.

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[[folder:Beauty and the Beast (Bevanfield Version)]]
(Bevanfield)]]
* For starters, this adaptation right here is where the ugly brother (the guy who's constantly getting his neck broken by Old Man) came from. And to Phelous' great amusement, ''there's actually a scene where the dude gets his neck choked''.



** He later goes so far as to suggest that "Beauty really dodged a bullet in this one," since her dad seems so insistent on marrying her off to his cousin.



-->'''Phelous''''' (imitating the goofy pistol-waving)'': Or else I'll learn how a gun works! I SWEAR!

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-->'''Phelous''''' (imitating both the accent and the goofy pistol-waving)'': Or else I'll learn how a gun works! I SWEAR!


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**Also, the weird, soft-voiced little twin gardeners...
-->'''Phelous''': I'd put the twins from Film/TheShining over these two, but they're already scary enough!
-->'''Phelous!twin gardeners''' ''(on Beauty's arrival)'': We look forward to getting our souls back someday. May we have yours?

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* When Monsieur Rodent (neck snapped guy) tries to insult Old Man.

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* When **He later goes so far as to suggest that "Beauty really dodged a bullet in this one," since her dad seems so insistent on marrying her off to his cousin.
*As Beauty's father is 'weirdly shifting and squinting' his way through the forest:
-->'''Phelous''': Then suddenly Bootleg French Zorro shows up to steal from the dumb and give to the incest!
-->'''Bootleg Zorro''' ''(while awkwardly waving a pistol around)'': What have you got for me this time? Come, hand me your valuables!
-->'''Phelous''''' (imitating the goofy pistol-waving)'': Or else I'll learn how a gun works! I SWEAR!
*When
Monsieur Rodent (neck snapped guy) tries to insult Old Man.



* As Beauty's father is 'weirdly shifting and squinting' his way through the forest:
-->'''Phelous''': Then suddenly bootleg French Zorro shows up to steal from the dumb and give to the incest!
-->'''Bootleg Zorro''' ''(while awkwardly waving a pistol around)'': What have you got for me this time? Come, hand me your valuables!
-->'''Phelous''''' (imitating the goofy pistol-waving)'': Or else I'll learn how a gun works! I SWEAR!

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* As Beauty's father is 'weirdly shifting and squinting' his way through His riffs on how this version of the forest:
-->'''Phelous''': Then suddenly bootleg French Zorro shows up to steal
Beast isn't scary so much as really annoyingly emo. Eventually Emo Beast gets together with the equally whiny Beast from Golden Films and they decide to go complain on Tumblr and the dumb and give to the incest!
-->'''Bootleg Zorro''' ''(while awkwardly waving a pistol around)'': What have you got for me this time? Come, hand me your valuables!
-->'''Phelous''''' (imitating the goofy pistol-waving)'': Or else I'll learn how a gun works! I SWEAR!
YouTube comment section.



* The Beast from Bavenfield and The Beast from Golden Film get along and decided to complain on tumblr and the youtube comment section.

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-->'''Phelous''': Then suddenly bootleg French Zorro [[obviously working for the evil cousin]] shows up to steal from the dumb and give to the incest!

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-->'''Phelous''': Then suddenly bootleg French Zorro [[obviously working for the evil cousin]] shows up to steal from the dumb and give to the incest!



-->'''Phelous''': Then suddenly bootleg French Zorro [[obviously working for the evil cousin]] shows up to steal from the dumb and give to the incest!
-->'''Bootleg Zorro''' ''(while awkwardly waving a pistol around)'': What have you got for me this time? Come, hand me your valuables!
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-->'''Phelous''': Or else I'll learn *As Beauty's father is 'weirdly shifting and squinting' his way through the forest:

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-->''(Phelous returns and sits down with a sullen 'carry on' gesture)''

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-->''(Phelous returns -->''(returns and sits down with a sullen 'carry 'no, please, DO carry on' gesture)''




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*As Beauty's father is 'weirdly shifting and squinting' his way through the forest:
-->'''Phelous''': Then suddenly bootleg French Zorro [[obviously working for the evil cousin]] shows up to steal from the dumb and give to the incest!
-->'''Bootleg Zorro''' ''(while awkwardly waving a pistol around)'': What have you got for me this time? Come, hand me your valuables!
-->'''Phelous''': Or else I'll learn *As Beauty's father is 'weirdly shifting and squinting' his way through the forest:
-->'''Phelous''': Then suddenly bootleg French Zorro [[obviously working for the evil cousin]] shows up to steal from the dumb and give to the incest!
-->'''Bootleg Zorro''' ''(while awkwardly waving a pistol around)'': What have you got for me this time? Come, hand me your valuables!
-->'''Phelous''''' (imitating the goofy pistol-waving)'': Or else I'll learn how a gun works! I SWEAR!
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**Not surprising, as this version of the tale features the father's cousin insisting on Beauty's 'hand in marriage'. Phelous is driven to heights of outrage not even Dingo has ever provoked:
-->'''Phelous''': INCEST MARRIAGE??! DONE! ''(bounces up and stomps off set without another word)''
-->''(five-second pause)''
-->''(Phelous returns and sits down with a sullen 'carry on' gesture)''


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* During a scene where Janis takes a bite off Alex's food:

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* During a scene where Janis takes a bite off of Alex's food:



-->'''Oro:''' No need to run away, when you can fly! just lift off with me, Janis! Sci-i-i-i-ence!

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-->'''Oro:''' No need to run away, when you can fly! just Just lift off with me, Janis! Sci-i-i-i-ence!



-->'''[[WebVideo/ObscurusLupa Allison]]:''' Why is it suddenly so hard to walk?
-->'''[[WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob Brad]]:''' I think we all just shit ourselves.

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-->'''[[WebVideo/ObscurusLupa Allison]]:''' Why is it suddenly so hard to walk?
-->'''[[WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob
walk?\\
'''[[WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob
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* Also Phelous' surprise when he finds out the screenplay was written by Creator/CharlesMartinet.
-->'''Phelous''': And on IMDB this is the only thing he has a writing credit for so, ahem; (''Mario voice'') "Oh! Mamma mia!"

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* Also Phelous' surprise when he finds out the screenplay was written by Creator/CharlesMartinet.
Creator/CharlesMartinet. Yes, ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros that]]'' [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros very same Charles Martinet.]]
-->'''Phelous''': And on IMDB IMDB, this is the only thing he has a writing credit for so, ahem; for. So, ahem... (''Mario voice'') [[CatchPhrase "Oh! Mamma mia!"mia!"]]



-->'''Phelous!Anastasia:''' I finally got my memory back! Hope I didn't do anything stupi... *cuts to her marriage and child with Alexander* [[OhCrap ...shit!]]

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-->'''Phelous!Anastasia:''' I finally got my memory back! Hope I didn't do anything stupi... *cuts (''cuts to her marriage and child with Alexander* Alexander'') [[OhCrap ...shit!]]



-->'''Phelous''': ''(singing)'' Come now, comrades. Taste your freedom! There is no more Tsar of reviews! ''(speaking)'' Now, ''I'' am the Tsar of reviews! ''(evil laughter)'' I must be stopped! ''({{Beat}})'' No?

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-->'''Phelous''': ''(singing)'' (''singing'') Come now, comrades. Taste your freedom! There is no more Tsar of reviews! ''(speaking)'' (''speaking'') Now, ''I'' am the Tsar of reviews! ''(evil laughter)'' (''evil laughter'') I must be stopped! ''({{Beat}})'' No?
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* Since the movie rewrote the locals into all acting creepy and threatening for no apparent reason, Phelous compares it to people being in league with the CannibalClan in ''Franchise/TheTexasChainsawMassacre''... leading him to the theory the inhabitants are somehow in league with the non-sentient flesh-eating virus.

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* Since the movie rewrote the locals into all acting creepy and threatening for no apparent reason, Phelous compares it to people being in league with the CannibalClan in ''Franchise/TheTexasChainsawMassacre''...''Film/TheTexasChainsawMassacre''... leading him to the theory the inhabitants are somehow in league with the non-sentient flesh-eating virus.
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* The opening has him reading a more realistic Russian tale than any Anastasia adaption: a Russian fan's ComicBook/{{Batman}} and Franchise/{{TMNT}} crossover.

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* The opening has him reading a more realistic Russian tale than any Anastasia adaption: a Russian fan's ComicBook/{{Batman}} and Franchise/{{TMNT}} [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles TMNT]] crossover.
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* The opening has him reading something more realistic russian tale than any Anastasia adaption: a russian fan Batman and TMNT crossover

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* The opening has him reading something a more realistic russian Russian tale than any Anastasia adaption: a russian fan Batman Russian fan's ComicBook/{{Batman}} and TMNT crossover Franchise/{{TMNT}} crossover.



* The beginning of the review, calling mention to how the Good Times!Beauty and the Beast movie gave him one of his most beloved characters....... [[BaitAndSwitch Clara]]. Old Man is unamused.
* Also Phelous' surprise when he finds out the screenplay was written by Creator/CharlesMartinet. Yes '''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros that]]''' Charles Martinet.

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* The beginning of the review, calling mention to how the Good Times!Beauty and the Beast movie gave him one of his most beloved characters.......characters... [[BaitAndSwitch Clara]]. Old Man is unamused.
* Also Phelous' surprise when he finds out the screenplay was written by Creator/CharlesMartinet. Yes '''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros that]]''' Charles Martinet.
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[[folder: The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Goodtimes)]]

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[[folder: Ali Baba and the Gold Raiders]]

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[[folder: Dragon Ball Z Big Green: Strongest Guy in the World]]

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[[folder: The Hunchback of Notre Dome (Burbank)]]

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[[folder: Beauty and the Beast (Burbank)]]

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[[folder: The Real Ghostbusters: Slimer, is that You?]]

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[[folder: The Real Ghostbusters: Halloween II 1/2]]

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* "You're Ice Cream!"



* His reaction when the movie tries to take the party cop scene from the original and make it serious:

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* His reaction when the movie tries to take the infamous party cop scene from the original and make it serious:serious, while keeping the same ridiculous dialogues:



* After Alice took down an entire squad of Umbrella soldiers, only to be knocked unconcious by a motorcycle's security system:

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* After Alice [[OneManArmy took down an entire squad of Umbrella soldiers, soldiers]], only to be instantly knocked unconcious by a motorcycle's security system:



* Phelous believes that the Beast should by all rights be more upset about the Father sponging off him than the rose itself:

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* Like in previous Beauty and the Beast reviews, Phelous believes that the Beast should by all rights be more upset about the Father sponging off him than the rose itself:itself. So this time, he dubs the Beast as having the reaction he think he should have:



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** His clarification of the above statement: while he does recognize the original movie is technically better than the 2006 version, he still personally enjoys the one with Nicolas Cage better. Why? Because he is absolutely ''sick'' of the stories about self-righteous {{Cult}}s living in a secluded TownWithADarkSecret expecting every stranger who passes by to follow their traditions despite not even knowing about them, and he ''loves'' the 2007 movie for having Nicolas Cage character shows up and turning their whole bullshit into derision in his delightfully over-the-top manner.
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* Since the main villain spends most of the movie with his face covered and in military russian uniform, Phelous jokingly refers to him as "Russian [[WesternAnimation/GIJoes Cobra Commander]]".

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* Since the main villain spends most of the movie with his face covered and in military russian uniform, Phelous jokingly refers to him as "Russian [[WesternAnimation/GIJoes [[WesternAnimation/GIJoe Cobra Commander]]".
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* Also, him pointing out just how incompetent the villains are, given it took them ''years'' to realize Anastasia was ''still living in her father's castle'', even though she barely made any effort to hide and even sang at the window.
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* When revealing Rasputin doesn't appear as an EvilSorcerer in this version, Phelous jokes he's probably too busy taking on Harry Potter and Gandalf.
* Phelous being utterly baffled that they even made a PluckyComicRelief (completed with PunnyName "Goofanov") one of the soldiers, and gave him as a RunningGag the fact he is excited about ''shooting the main character''.
* Since the main villain spends most of the movie with his face covered and in military russian uniform, Phelous jokingly refers to him as "Russian [[WesternAnimation/GIJoes Cobra Commander]]".

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