History Funny / PerryMason

21st Nov '15 6:15:21 PM MikeW
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* In one episode, Perry's arch-foe, Hamilton Burger, actually comes to him for help. It seems Hamilton's old friend (who once saved his life) is on trial for a murder that Hamilton knows he's innocent of. Unable to work the case himself because of their friendship, Burger asks Perry to defend the man. -->'''Perry''': I'll defend the man, Hamilton, despite the fact he saved your life. ** Even better is during the trial when the D.A. is making good moves against Perry's client and Hamilton is seen in the gallery cursing each one and wishing Perry would give this guy the same treatment he gives Hamilton.
25th Jan '14 4:51:28 PM QuantumReality
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-->'''Paul Drake:''' All right. Hold it. We'll use mine. ''(whips out tickets with a flourish from suit pocket)'' [[InstantWinCondition Box seats on the finish line.]]
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-->'''Paul Drake:''' All right. Hold it. We'll use mine. ''(whips out tickets with a flourish from suit pocket)'' [[InstantWinCondition Box seats on the finish line.]]]] * "The Case of the Lost Last Act": -->'''Burger:''' The content of the play has nothing to do with our murder case. -->'''Mason:''' Has Mr. Burger read the play? -->'''Burger:''' [[ThirdPersonPerson Yes, Mr. Burger has.]] And if he may quote Shakespeare, It is a "tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
19th Dec '13 12:24:25 PM QuantumReality
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* "The Case of the Jilted Jocket": A small EscalatingWar starts.
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* "The Case of the Jilted Jocket": Jockey": A small EscalatingWar starts.
15th Dec '13 10:34:41 PM QuantumReality
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-->'''Paul Drake:''' All right. Hold it. We'll use mine. [[InstantWinCondition Box seats on the finish line.]]
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-->'''Paul Drake:''' All right. Hold it. We'll use mine. ''(whips out tickets with a flourish from suit pocket)'' [[InstantWinCondition Box seats on the finish line.]]
15th Dec '13 10:34:03 PM QuantumReality
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-->'''Laura:''' [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Naturally, you'd say that.]]
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-->'''Laura:''' [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Naturally, you'd say that.]] * "The Case of the Jilted Jocket": A small EscalatingWar starts. -->'''Perry Mason:''' I thought we all might go to the track today. I'm curious to see how Tic Barton rides Bright Magic. -->'''Della Street:''' What seats do you have? -->'''Perry:''' Section E. -->'''Della:''' It just so happens that I have three seats here, section B. -->'''Perry:''' ''(drops his tickets on the table, takes Della's)'' Well, we'll use yours. They're better. -->'''Paul Drake:''' All right. Hold it. We'll use mine. [[InstantWinCondition Box seats on the finish line.]]
12th Dec '13 10:45:35 PM QuantumReality
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-->'''Mary:''' You've told me a lot of things in the last five years. [[DeadpanSnarker Any resemblance to the truth is purely accidental.]]
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-->'''Mary:''' You've told me a lot of things in the last five years. [[DeadpanSnarker Any resemblance to the truth is purely accidental.]] * "The Case of the Corresponding Corpse" -->'''Perry Mason:''' Well, what makes you think Miss Whittaker killed him? -->'''Laura Beaumont:''' All you have to do is read the newspapers. -->'''Mason:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Fortunately, juries demand a little more proof than reporters.]] -->'''Laura:''' [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Naturally, you'd say that.]]
7th Dec '13 2:49:28 PM QuantumReality
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-->(Mary K. Davis is a "reporter" akin to [[HarryPotter Rita Skeeter]], who will seize on any piece of malodorous information and blow it up into controversy. She's talking with her lawyer.)
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-->(Mary K. Davis is a "reporter" akin to [[HarryPotter Rita Skeeter]], who will seize on any piece of malodorous information and blow it up into controversy. She's [[SnarkToSnarkCombat talking with her lawyer.lawyer]].)
7th Dec '13 2:47:02 PM QuantumReality
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-->'''Inez:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, she didn't relieve me of my duties by mental telepathy.]]
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-->'''Inez:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, she didn't relieve me of my duties by mental telepathy.]] * "The Case of the Screaming Woman" -->(Mary K. Davis is a "reporter" akin to [[HarryPotter Rita Skeeter]], who will seize on any piece of malodorous information and blow it up into controversy. She's talking with her lawyer.) -->'''Mary K. Davis:''' I think you're more interested in that book than you are in me. -->'''Jarech:''' I don't know where you get your ideas. I told you Dr. Barnes agreed to meet us here. -->'''Mary:''' You've told me a lot of things in the last five years. [[DeadpanSnarker Any resemblance to the truth is purely accidental.]]
7th Dec '13 1:11:42 PM QuantumReality
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-->''(Audience and jury laughs)''
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-->''(Audience and jury laughs)''laughs)'' * "The Case of the Hesitant Hostess" -->'''Paul Drake:''' Martha Rayburn fired you the night of April 16th. -->'''Inez Kaylor:''' Indeed, she did. -->'''Drake:''' Then she ''was'' at the ballroom. -->'''Inez:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, she didn't relieve me of my duties by mental telepathy.]]
7th Dec '13 11:34:40 AM QuantumReality
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-->'''Della:''' ''(on phone with Arlene, taking her measurements to get her some emergency clothing that fits)'' All right, we'll start from the top. ''(Perry looks up, interested.)'' What size... ''(She shoots him a look)'' ...shoes?
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-->'''Della:''' ''(on phone with Arlene, taking her measurements to get her some emergency clothing that fits)'' All right, we'll start from the top. ''(Perry looks up, interested.)'' What size... ''(She shoots him a look)'' ...shoes?shoes? * "The Case of the Daring Decoy" -->'''Perry Mason:''' Miss Jordan [the elevator operator], you say you were reading a book when you took the defendant to the seventh floor? -->'''Miss Jordan:''' That's right. -->'''Mason:''' What was the name of this book? -->'''Miss Jordan:''' You Could Die Laughing. -->''(Audience and jury laughs)''
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