History Funny / PennAndTellerBullshit

17th Jul '16 9:43:37 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* Penn trying to tell the story of the Ghost Hunters "spooky encounter" from that episode as an actual ghost story, ending with "... and then the electric doohickey, which they hadn't calibrated at all, '''''went from three to seven!'''''
1st Jun '15 6:36:15 PM Sciencejoe
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-->'''Penn''': It's a ''grilled'' fucking ''cheese'', fucking ''sandwich!!'' It's not an icon! That is barely even a ''sandwich''! A ''reuben'' is a sandwich. Ya got the pastrami on it, a little bit of sauerkraut, some Russian dressing...''(picks up a reuben from a pile of reubens)'' '''THIS''' is worthy of our worship! Hey, Teller...''(points to a piece of pastrami)'' there's a face of Mary right here!

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-->'''Penn''': It's a ''grilled'' fucking ''cheese'', ''cheese'' fucking ''sandwich!!'' It's not an icon! That is barely even a ''sandwich''! A ''reuben'' is a sandwich. Ya got the pastrami on it, a little bit of sauerkraut, some Russian dressing...''(picks up a reuben from a pile of reubens)'' '''THIS''' is worthy of our worship! Hey, Teller...''(points to a piece of pastrami)'' there's a face of Mary right here!
1st Jun '15 6:35:47 PM Sciencejoe
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* (whispered voiceover) "''Grilled cheese sandwich'' ... ''grilled cheese sandwich''... IT's A GRILLED FUCKING cheese FUCKING sandwich!"

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* (whispered voiceover) "''Grilled In "Signs from Heaven", Penn shares a story about a grilled cheese sandwich'' ... ''grilled sandwich that is supposed to look like the Virgin Mary. Near the end of the episode, he points out that the woman who has it is essentially using this to make a quick buck. As she prattles on about people being impressed by it, Penn whispers "Grilled cheese sandwich''... IT's A GRILLED FUCKING sandwich...grilled cheese FUCKING sandwich!"sandwich..." on top of her dialogue. Cue SmashCut to Penn and Teller in the white void:
-->'''Penn''': It's a ''grilled'' fucking ''cheese'', fucking ''sandwich!!'' It's not an icon! That is barely even a ''sandwich''! A ''reuben'' is a sandwich. Ya got the pastrami on it, a little bit of sauerkraut, some Russian dressing...''(picks up a reuben from a pile of reubens)'' '''THIS''' is worthy of our worship! Hey, Teller...''(points to a piece of pastrami)'' there's a face of Mary right here!
-->''(Teller rips the piece out of Penn's sandwich and eats it immediately. Penn doesn't care and eats another piece of pastrami)''
25th May '15 6:53:16 PM jedidarrick
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* PETA:

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* PETA:The PETA episode is full of these:



** When they meet activist Rodney Coronado, who had fire-bombed several animal testing labs, [[AffablyEvil was polite and friendly in his response to Penn Jillette's call]]. This prompted Penn Jillette to remark "[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Cool guy, likes us, and likes our show. Too bad he's a]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] arsonist."

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** When they meet activist Rodney Coronado, who had fire-bombed several animal testing labs, [[AffablyEvil was polite and friendly in his response to Penn Jillette's call]]. This prompted Penn Jillette to remark "[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Cool guy, likes us, and likes our show. Too bad he's a]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] [[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame arsonist."]]"
1st May '15 9:54:47 AM kjc609
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* Penn teaching people how to pronounce "And then there's ''this'' asshole" in the College episode.
3rd Jan '15 8:37:56 AM Hawaii_Knut
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* Music/TedNugent discussing PETA. LargeHam doesn't even begin to describe it, he devours more pork in 30 seconds than Penn would have in his life.
** Also during the PETA episode: when they meet activist Rodney Coronado, who had fire-bombed several animal testing labs, [[AffablyEvil was polite and friendly in his response to Penn Jillette's call]]. This prompted Penn Jillette to remark "[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Cool guy, likes us, and likes our show. Too bad he's a]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] arsonist."

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* PETA:
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Music/TedNugent discussing PETA.the organization. LargeHam doesn't even begin to describe it, he devours more pork in 30 seconds than Penn would have in his life.
** Also during the PETA episode: when When they meet activist Rodney Coronado, who had fire-bombed several animal testing labs, [[AffablyEvil was polite and friendly in his response to Penn Jillette's call]]. This prompted Penn Jillette to remark "[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Cool guy, likes us, and likes our show. Too bad he's a]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] arsonist."


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** Patti Strand from The National Animals Interest Alliance has a more appropriate name for PETA: '''P'''eople for '''E'''xtortion, '''T'''error and '''A'''buse.
22nd Jul '14 12:15:27 PM Kitch
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* And then in the Conspiracy Theories episode, Penn and Teller depict what it would look like if the Apollo moon landings were staged on movie sets as conspiracy theorists claimed.

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* And then in the Conspiracy Theories episode, Penn and Teller depict what it would look like if the Apollo moon landings were staged on movie sets as conspiracy theorists claimed.claim.
22nd Jul '14 12:13:33 PM Kitch
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* And then in the Conspiracy Theories episode, Penn and Teller depict what it would look like if the Apollo moon landings were staged on movie sets as conspiracy theorists claimed.
-->'''Penn:''' CUT! Jesus fucking Christ, Neil! How many times do we have to try this? "One small step for ''A'' man", not man. A man! And that's YOU! Everybody take five. Neil, practice your fucking lines! [to Teller] Ooh yeah, let's use ''real'' pilots. I wanna use ''real'' pilots! [to the camera] Faking the Moon Landing is easy. You need dirt, wardrobe, a sound stage, a lot of black paints, and some stupid suits. The hard part is shutting people up. It's been ''36 years!''[[note]]The episode was recorded in 2005.[[/note]] You'd think the technicians, and prop people, camera people, directors, everyone who works at NASA, and the Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena, and all the nice folks at Cape Carnaval in Florida, plus members of the US Congress and the White House all shut up about this amazing cover-up for all that time? The Government couldn't even fucking cover up a break-in to a psychiatrist's office in a fucking cheesy hotel! Watergate is the answer to all this shit. If they couldn't cover that up, they fucking can't do anything.
13th Jul '14 4:18:39 AM SaramarCar
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-->'''Penn:''' (on the subject of a cynical karate studier making the art of breaking boards seem like nothing more than a parlor trick) Okay, if you're gonna badmouth Sensei Mike's powers, you better stand up and start chopping some wood. Quit acting like [[TemptingFate your wife could do it in your garage with your neighbor]]. (scene cuts to [[YouJustHadToSayIt immediately what Penn just stated]]) Heh heh...oh shit. That's your wife, isn't it? In your garage? With your neighbor?

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-->'''Penn:''' (on the subject of a cynical karate studier making the art of breaking boards seem like nothing more than a parlor trick) Okay, if you're gonna badmouth Sensei Mike's powers, you better stand up and start chopping some wood. Quit acting like [[TemptingFate your wife could do it in your garage with your neighbor]]. (scene cuts to [[YouJustHadToSayIt immediately what Penn just stated]]) Heh heh... oh shit. That's your wife, isn't it? In your garage? With your neighbor?
12th Jul '14 12:47:44 PM SaramarCar
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* Penn (When speaking of Pope Benedict XVI): "Now let's get this party started, with the man who puts the "athol" ([[DontExplaintheJoke pronounced like asshole]]) in Catholic."

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* Penn (When (when speaking of Pope Benedict XVI): "Now let's get this party started, with the man who puts the "athol" ([[DontExplaintheJoke pronounced like asshole]]) in Catholic."
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