History Funny / PaperMario

3rd May '17 5:34:33 AM Nick98
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* If you use Watt's Electro Dash on General Guy's tank, you get this gem right here.
-->"Grrrrrrr! My high-tech tank defenses don't seem to stand up to that electric attack! Quit doing that! It's... It's too powerful! ''You're breaking the rules of war!''"
29th Apr '17 1:48:18 PM nombretomado
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** The finale of the DatingSim is golden as well; Peach accesses her own menu (like the ones that Francis keeps using), navigates to "Pixl", and selects Boomer, blowing up Francis's graphics card. Yes, that means that Peach [[Anime/ExcelSaga put a bomb]] [[Franchise/TokimekiMemorial in a dating game]].

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** The finale of the DatingSim is golden as well; Peach accesses her own menu (like the ones that Francis keeps using), navigates to "Pixl", and selects Boomer, blowing up Francis's graphics card. Yes, that means that Peach [[Anime/ExcelSaga put a bomb]] [[Franchise/TokimekiMemorial [[VisualNovel/TokimekiMemorial in a dating game]].
21st Apr '17 3:29:06 AM Rvan
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** [[JustifiedTrope]Justified], as he knows that the toad can just be brought back with a splash of paint.

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** [[JustifiedTrope]Justified], [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], as he knows that the toad can just be brought back with a splash of paint.
21st Apr '17 3:27:40 AM Rvan
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**[[JustifiedTrope]Justified], as he knows that the toad can just be brought back with a splash of paint.
17th Apr '17 12:09:30 AM Mswordx24
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** Question is, if Luigi missed then that means he had to face off with a giant statue and beat it ''by himself''. One wonders how in the world Luigi managed to beat the statue if his initial plan failed! Especially considering that he gave equal credit to himself and Blooey when he tells the story, but if you ignore Blooey falling in lava then that means that Luigi beat the statue by himself to get the next piece (though he did accidentally injure his partner along the way).
** Poor Blooey? What about Jerry, the Bob-omb who had to see Luigi in drag?
--->'''Jerry:''' It is now my goal in life to keep this guy from ever dressing as a woman again.

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** Question is, if Luigi missed then that means he In particular, Luigi's journey to Plumpbelly village is a riot. He had to face off with a giant statue and beat it ''by himself''. One wonders how dress in the world Luigi managed as a bride to beat the statue if fool his initial plan failed! Especially considering that enemies into thinking he gave equal credit to himself and Blooey when he tells the story, but if you ignore Blooey falling in lava then that means that Luigi beat the statue by himself to get the next piece (though he did accidentally injure his was a bridal sacrifice. His partner along Jerry was so scarred he became depressed and stuck with Luigi ''just'' to make sure no one suffers the way).
** Poor Blooey? What about Jerry, the Bob-omb who had to see
same fate. (That is, seeing Luigi in drag?
drag.)
--->'''Jerry:''' It is I feel I now my goal in life have a moral duty to keep this guy stop Luigi from ever dressing as a woman again.bride again. I have to protect the world from my fate. That's why I'm sticking close to this guy.
8th Apr '17 9:20:17 PM MegaMarioMan
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* If you attempt to use Replica [[spoiler:Balloons]] when fighting Ludwig, he retaliates by [[spoiler:''shooting Birdo with a missile from offscreen.'']]



* If a [[spoiler:Washing Machine]] Replica is used during the battle against Roy, the animation starts normally and then it randomly [[spoiler:''goes in reverse! It even comes complete with the sound effects going backwards.'']]

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* As you know, Replica Thing cards can't be used to solve boss puzzles. What you may not know is that using a Replica of the intended card has some humorous side effects:
** Attempting to use a Replica [[spoiler:Bone]] on Iggy causes him to nonchalantly jump when it goes above him, smacking it out of the way and confusing Mario.
---> '''Iggy:''' A pretend [[spoiler:bone]]? OK, I'll pretend to lose! AHAHAHA!
** If you attempt to use Replica [[spoiler:Balloons]] when fighting Ludwig, he retaliates by ''shooting [[ItMakesSenseInContext Birdo]] with a missile from offscreen.''
---> '''Ludwig:''' Gwehehe! Get that Replica garbage out of here!
** Using a Replica [[spoiler:Instant Camera]] during the Wendy battle causes her to suddenly photobomb Mario.
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If a [[spoiler:Washing Machine]] Replica is used during the battle against Roy, the animation starts normally and then it randomly [[spoiler:''goes ''goes in reverse! It even comes reverse'', complete with the sound effects going backwards.'']]backwards as well.
---> '''Roy:''' A Replica? You expect to beat ME with a REPLICA?! Bahaha! Take that weak stuff back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
6th Apr '17 6:43:54 PM PeppermintTwist
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* The saga of the Sunset Express. First, it gets held up prepping for its last voyage before retirement. However, before it departs, you [[CrueltyIsTheOnlyOption have to demolish the tracks at Kiwano Temple.]] This rightfully peeves off the conductor, and in order to progress, you have to find the *twenty-four* toads of the Blue Rescue Team in order to fix the tracks. The brave toads literally form new tracks out of their ''bodies'' to let the train pass. Finally, the Sunset Express takes off as triumphant music plays... [[spoiler: Only for [[ShaggyDogStory a Thwomp to fall out of nowhere and crush the engine.]] And then the passengers get out ''and push.'']]
5th Apr '17 7:35:36 PM MegaMarioMan
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* The Dark Bloo Inn mostly revolves around doing tasks for ghosts spread around the building. While they mostly fit in with the paranormal theme, a few of them are quite humorous:
** The reception desk has been getting a lot of silent phone calls. Turns out, this was the ghost in room 301 attempting to call room service to complain about his rumpled sheets. After you hear him whine about how terrible the reception is, you can go and grab some fresh sheets from the basement and then use them to make the ghost's bed. Then he admits that he only wanted fresh sheets is because he loves rolling around in the stuff.
** One of the ghosts can't find his glasses anywhere, because they're propped on his forehead. You solve his problem by whacking him on the noggin, knocking the glasses on his face.



* If you attempt to repaint the ocean with your hammer, Huey has some choice words for you.
--> '''Huey:''' Are you really trying to paint the entire ocean with your hammer? [[TooDumbToLive How are you still alive?!]]\\
'''Huey:''' Perhaps I didn't make myself clear earlier... '''KNOCK IT OFF!'''



* After making pizza for Toads at a diner, Mario is asked to prepare a meal for the VIP guest. Once you enter the room the VIP guest is in, he throws a raw steak at you from behind the curtain he's hiding behind. [[spoiler:Upon coming in contact with the steak, you start fighting it. That's right, you're going to cook a steak through battle.]]



* The Dark Bloo Inn mostly revolves around doing tasks for ghosts spread around the building. While they mostly fit in with the paranormal theme, a few of them are quite humorous:
** The reception desk has been getting a lot of silent phone calls. Turns out, this was the ghost in room 301 attempting to call room service to complain about his rumpled sheets. After you hear him whine about how terrible the reception is, you can go and grab some fresh sheets from the basement and then use them to make the ghost's bed. Then he admits that he only wanted fresh sheets is because he loves rolling around in the stuff.
** One of the ghosts can't find his glasses anywhere, because they're propped on his forehead. You solve his problem by whacking him on the noggin, knocking the glasses on his face.



* Every time you rescue a Big Paint Star, it will fill in the color for an object that's simply too big for Mario. The red one fills in Sunglow Ridge's gate, the blue one fills in a section of the ocean, and so on. But when the world is all colored, what can the green one repaint? We hear the sounds of [[spoiler:Luigi]] off-screen, but was that just an easter egg? No. Suddenly Mario has trouble getting to the final level, so what happens? [[spoiler:Luigi shows up in his newly repainted go-kart, complete with the title theme of ''Mario Kart 8'' and ready to give you a lift to the final dungeon]]. It's also a little Heartwarming.
* Related to the above: in the endgame, [[spoiler:the Big Paint Stars make a [[VideoGame/MarioKart road that is also a rainbow]] to the final level. When the player makes Mario jumps on it, he begins to walk up it... and then it gets too slippery and he simply falls back down to the ground while the music [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand grinds to a halt]]. And then out of nowhere, Luigi shows up in his kart]].

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* Every time If you rescue a Big Paint Star, it will fill in the color for an object that's simply too big for Mario. The red one fills in Sunglow Ridge's gate, the blue one fills in a section of the ocean, and so on. But attempt to use Replica [[spoiler:Balloons]] when the world is all colored, what can the green one repaint? We hear the sounds of [[spoiler:Luigi]] off-screen, but was that just an easter egg? No. Suddenly Mario has trouble getting to the final level, so what happens? [[spoiler:Luigi shows up in his newly repainted go-kart, complete fighting Ludwig, he retaliates by [[spoiler:''shooting Birdo with the title theme of ''Mario Kart 8'' and ready to give you a lift to the final dungeon]]. It's also a little Heartwarming.
* Related to the above: in the endgame, [[spoiler:the Big Paint Stars make a [[VideoGame/MarioKart road that is also a rainbow]] to the final level. When the player makes Mario jumps on it, he begins to walk up it... and then it gets too slippery and he simply falls back down to the ground while the music [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand grinds to a halt]]. And then out of nowhere, Luigi shows up in his kart]].
missile from offscreen.'']]



* The caution sign in Redpepper Crater's hot springs.
--> "Warning: [[ShapedLikeItself Water contains water.]] Water is hot. Water will get you wet. Please do not sue us."
* If you attempt to use Replica [[spoiler:Balloons]] when fighting Ludwig, he retaliates by [[spoiler:''shooting Birdo with a missile from offscreen.'']]
* If a [[spoiler:Washing Machine]] Replica is used during the battle against Roy, the animation starts normally and then it randomly [[spoiler:''goes in reverse! It even comes complete with the sound effects going backwards.'']]


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* After making pizza for Toads at Tangerino Grill, Mario is asked to prepare a meal for the VIP guest. Once you enter the room the VIP guest is in, he throws a raw steak at you from behind the curtain he's hiding behind. [[spoiler:Upon coming in contact with the steak, you start fighting it. That's right, you're going to cook a steak through battle.]]
* The caution sign in Redpepper Crater's hot springs.
--> "Warning: [[ShapedLikeItself Water contains water.]] Water is hot. Water will get you wet. Please do not sue us."


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* Every time you rescue a Big Paint Star, it will fill in the color for an object that's simply too big for Mario. The red one fills in Sunglow Ridge's gate, the blue one fills in a section of the ocean, and so on. But when the world is all colored, what can the green one repaint? We hear the sounds of [[spoiler:Luigi]] off-screen, but was that just an easter egg? No. Suddenly Mario has trouble getting to the final level, so what happens? [[spoiler:Luigi shows up in his newly repainted go-kart, complete with the title theme of ''Mario Kart 8'' and ready to give you a lift to the final dungeon]]. It's also a little Heartwarming.
* Related to the above: in the endgame, [[spoiler:the Big Paint Stars make a [[VideoGame/MarioKart road that is also a rainbow]] to the final level. When the player makes Mario jumps on it, he begins to walk up it... and then it gets too slippery and he simply falls back down to the ground while the music [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand grinds to a halt]]. And then out of nowhere, Luigi shows up in his kart]].
* If a [[spoiler:Washing Machine]] Replica is used during the battle against Roy, the animation starts normally and then it randomly [[spoiler:''goes in reverse! It even comes complete with the sound effects going backwards.'']]
5th Apr '17 12:47:41 PM MegaMarioMan
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* At the Dark Bloo Inn, ghosts have appeared. One Toad says he tried to call Luigi for help, but it went straight to voice mail.
* In the Dark Bloo Inn, there's a room full of books, along with a [[{{Doorstopper}} really thick book]] on the shelves. If you investigate the book, you can see its title: "The Internet (Print Edition)".
* In Dark Bloo Inn, a Shy Guy steals "it" from one of the ghosts. "It" is totally invisible and the Shy Guy and pals all talk about how cool "it" is. When you take "it" back, its description even just says "...it?" The ghost who had "it" even tells you to take a long, hard look at "it" and its total invisibility. [[spoiler: If you use your paint to colorize it like you would other items, it turns out to be a Yoshi! The game offers you the chance to, yes, ride Yoshi... who then [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere jumps away from you and disappears out a window forever,]] as if the devs are taunting you.]] By the time you make it to the Emerald Circus, however, it was revealed that the Yoshi jumped out the window to escape the inn and free the other Yoshis in a cage close to the circus tent.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij0ZaHgFSg The Dancing Pig]] as a thing item.
* There's also the Plunger, which approaches the enemy slowly while ''{{Sexophone}}'' ''music'' plays, then jumps on them and [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything rapidly pumps up and down]]. How they got THAT [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar past the radar]]...

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* At the Dark Bloo Inn, ghosts have appeared. One Toad says he tried to call Luigi for help, but it went straight to voice mail.
* In the Dark Bloo Inn, there's a room full of books, along with a [[{{Doorstopper}} really thick book]] on the shelves. If you investigate the book, you can see its title: "The Internet (Print Edition)".
* In Dark Bloo Inn, a Shy Guy steals "it" from one of the ghosts. "It" is totally invisible and the Shy Guy and pals all talk about how cool "it" is. When you take "it" back, its description even just says "...it?" The ghost who had "it" even tells you to take a long, hard look at "it" and its total invisibility. [[spoiler: If you use your paint to colorize it like you would other items, it turns out to be a Yoshi! The game offers you the chance to, yes, ride Yoshi... who then [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere jumps away from you and disappears out a window forever,]] as if the devs are taunting you.]] By the time you make it to the Emerald Circus, however, it was revealed that the Yoshi jumped out the window to escape the inn and free the other Yoshis in a cage close to the circus tent.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij0ZaHgFSg The Dancing Pig]] as a thing item.
* There's also the Plunger, which approaches the enemy slowly while ''{{Sexophone}}'' ''music'' plays, then jumps on them and [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything rapidly pumps up and down]]. How they got THAT [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar past the radar]]... radar]]...
* In the aptly named Mondo Woods, everything within is giant sized including the enemies and coins. One is large enough to block your path and Huey thinks collecting it will make him and Mario rich, but it is drained of it's paint at the time. Later, when you collect the Yellow Big Paint Star you can collect the coin, revealing that it only counts as one, which rightfully peeves off Huey.
** It also helps that Huey was talking about twirling their mustaches, and generally getting gold fever. Hilariously enough, if you try to paint the coin yourself [[HypocriticalHumor Huey will call you out on getting gold fever and attempt to make you stop]].
* At Marmalade Valley, Huey attempts to have an emotional moment with Mario, which gets interrupted by [[AdvancingWallOfDoom a giant Chain Chomp made of cardboard bashing through a nearby wall and chasing them]].
--> '''Huey:''' Hey, Mario. Hold on a second. This whole dig site seems a bit... seismolologically unstable, wouldn't you say? And I just felt a little vibration in the air... So this seems as good an opportunity as any to say something important. I just want you to know that, should something catastrophic happen, I will protect you. I would literally throw my body in front of-\\
[=*=]Princess busts through a wall and Huey [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flies away]]*
** And shortly after that, Huey is found sitting in a bush.
---> '''Huey:''' Oh, hey! I found a safe spot over here for you. I was just keeping it warm.



* After making pizza for Toads at a diner, Mario is asked to prepare a meal for the VIP guest. Once you enter the room the VIP guest is in, he throws a raw steak at you from behind the curtain he's hiding behind. [[spoiler:Upon coming in contact with the steak, you start fighting it. That's right, you're going to cook a steak through battle.]]

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* After making pizza At the Dark Bloo Inn, ghosts have appeared. One Toad says he tried to call Luigi for Toads at a diner, Mario is asked help, but it went straight to prepare a meal for voice mail.
* In
the VIP guest. Once you enter the Dark Bloo Inn, there's a room full of books, along with a [[{{Doorstopper}} really thick book]] on the VIP guest is in, he throws a raw steak at shelves. If you investigate the book, you can see its title: "The Internet (Print Edition)".
* In Dark Bloo Inn, a Shy Guy steals "it"
from behind one of the curtain he's hiding behind. [[spoiler:Upon coming in contact with ghosts. "It" is totally invisible and the steak, Shy Guy and pals all talk about how cool "it" is. When you start fighting it. That's right, you're going take "it" back, its description even just says "...it?" The ghost who had "it" even tells you to cook take a steak through battle.]]long, hard look at "it" and its total invisibility. [[spoiler: If you use your paint to colorize it like you would other items, it turns out to be a Yoshi! The game offers you the chance to, yes, ride Yoshi... who then [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere jumps away from you and disappears out a window forever,]] as if the devs are taunting you.]] By the time you make it to the Emerald Circus, however, it was revealed that the Yoshi jumped out the window to escape the inn and free the other Yoshis in a cage close to the circus tent.



* In the aptly named Mondo Woods, everything within is giant sized including the enemies and coins. One is large enough to block your path and Huey thinks collecting it will make him and Mario rich, but it is drained of it's paint at the time. Later, when you collect the Yellow Big Paint Star you can collect the coin, revealing that it only counts as one, which rightfully peeves off Huey.
** It also helps that Huey was talking about twirling their mustaches, and generally getting gold fever. Hilariously enough, if you try to paint the coin yourself [[HypocriticalHumor Huey will call you out on getting gold fever and attempt to make you stop]].

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* In the aptly named Mondo Woods, everything within is giant sized including the enemies and coins. One is large enough to block your path and Huey thinks collecting it will make him and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij0ZaHgFSg The Dancing Pig]] as a thing item.
* After making pizza for Toads at a diner,
Mario rich, but it is drained of it's paint at asked to prepare a meal for the time. Later, when VIP guest. Once you collect enter the Yellow Big Paint Star room the VIP guest is in, he throws a raw steak at you can collect from behind the coin, revealing that it only counts as one, which rightfully peeves off Huey.
** It also helps that Huey was talking about twirling their mustaches, and generally getting gold fever. Hilariously enough, if
curtain he's hiding behind. [[spoiler:Upon coming in contact with the steak, you try start fighting it. That's right, you're going to paint the coin yourself [[HypocriticalHumor Huey will call you out on getting gold fever and attempt to make you stop]].cook a steak through battle.]]
5th Apr '17 7:33:43 AM nintendofanboy77
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* In Dark Bloo Inn, a Shy Guy steals "it" from one of the ghosts. "It" is totally invisible and the Shy Guy and pals all talk about how cool "it" is. When you take "it" back, its description even just says "...it?" The ghost who had "it" even tells you to take a long, hard look at "it" and its total invisibility. [[spoiler: If you use your paint to colorize it like you would other items, it turns out to be a Yoshi! The game offers you the chance to, yes, ride Yoshi... who then [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere jumps away from you and disappears out a window forever,]] as if the devs are taunting you.]]

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* In Dark Bloo Inn, a Shy Guy steals "it" from one of the ghosts. "It" is totally invisible and the Shy Guy and pals all talk about how cool "it" is. When you take "it" back, its description even just says "...it?" The ghost who had "it" even tells you to take a long, hard look at "it" and its total invisibility. [[spoiler: If you use your paint to colorize it like you would other items, it turns out to be a Yoshi! The game offers you the chance to, yes, ride Yoshi... who then [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere jumps away from you and disappears out a window forever,]] as if the devs are taunting you.]] By the time you make it to the Emerald Circus, however, it was revealed that the Yoshi jumped out the window to escape the inn and free the other Yoshis in a cage close to the circus tent.
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