History Funny / PaperMario

14th Jan '17 7:58:59 PM MegaMarioMan
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* When you have to repair the Sunset Express at Toad Trainworks, at one point you can enter the cabin where the Toads are waiting. If you do, you enter a "battle" that consists of [[https://clips.twitch.tv/captnikolai/FancyBadgerFreakinStinkin all the Toads yelling at you for 1 damage.]]
-->Hurry up and repair the train!\\
What's taking so long?!\\
I'm starving!\\
When are we leaving?!\\
My wife left me!\\
I'm tired!\\
Luigi wouldn't do this to us!\\
You're too slow!\\
My butt is getting kinda numb!\\
My foot's asleep too!\\
I'm bored!\\
GAAH!
7th Jan '17 2:12:47 PM MegaMarioMan
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* After you take out the slurp guy, Peach requests a moment of silence for the lost toad. Huey... is a little less patient.

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* After you take out the slurp guy, Slurp Guy and his cohorts at the beginning of the game, Peach requests a moment of silence for the lost toad. Huey... Huey is a little less patient.patient.
-->[=*=]moment of silence*



* One enemy type is a Shy Guy who sucks color out of the landscape with a straw, turning himself different colors.

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* One enemy type is a Shy Guy who sucks color out of the landscape landscape... with a straw, turning himself different colors.straw. Yes, a regular straw.



** Immideatley before that, if he gets to have a turn after you've extinguished/destroyed his mallet, he attempts to attack you with it as if it were still a mallet.
--> '''Morton:''' EAT STICK!
*** This attack does 1 point of damage.
* After defeating Morton and returning to town. Bowser shows up to gloat before leaving in the repaired airship. [[TheAllegedCar It's... seen better days]].

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** Immideatley Immediately before that, if he gets to have a turn after you've extinguished/destroyed his mallet, he attempts to attack you with it as if it were still a mallet.
-->
mallet, an attack that does 1 point of damage.
--->
'''Morton:''' EAT STICK!
*** This attack does 1 point of damage.
* After defeating Morton and returning to town. Port Prisma, Bowser shows up to gloat before leaving in the repaired airship. [[TheAllegedCar It's... seen better days]].



*** When you make the toad grow back to normal size thanks to the magnifying glass thing, he immediately goes to get himself recruited. The director astonishingly asks how many vegetables he could have possibly eaten to grow to that size.

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*** When you make the toad Toad grow back to normal size thanks to the magnifying glass thing, Magnifying Glass Thing, he immediately goes to get himself recruited. The director astonishingly asks how many vegetables he could have possibly eaten to grow to that size.



** And if you answer all seven questions correctly, the host will give you the choice to partake in a bonus round in a "double-or-nothing" senario: either get a super special thing (the camera Thing required for beating Wendy) if you answer correctly, or...

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** And if you answer all seven questions correctly, the host will give you the choice to partake in a bonus round in a "double-or-nothing" senario: scenario: either get a super special thing (the camera Thing required for beating Wendy) if you answer correctly, or...



* On your journey, you come to vortex island, home to a massive whirlpool that is blocking your path. When explaining your goals to one of the island residents, he protests by saying that they have all sorts of promotional merchandise for the island. As it turns out, this merchandise is 500 "Vortex Island sucks!" T-shirts.
* And what was causing it? Apparently, there is a tornado in the parrallel world, but what's causing that? An open washing machine, of all things.
** And when you squeeze it, you are ambushed ''over and ''over'' again by angry mooks who had clothing being washed in there, including a koopa who had his "best sunday shell" in there, and will even complain during battle that he'll have to wear the same stinky old one.
* When you finally reach your destination, you explore the tunnels of fortune island. You can't leave from where you came in, so you need to find another way out. When you do, you'll see that the captain is staring intently at the hole where you first entered. Talk to him, and he'll be caught so off-guard, he'll forget to use his stereotypical pirate lingo
-->'''Captain:'''AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! I mean YAAAAAAAARRGHH!!!

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* On your journey, you come to vortex island, Vortex Island, home to a massive whirlpool that is blocking your path. When explaining your goals to one of the island residents, he protests by saying that they have all sorts of promotional merchandise for the island. As it turns out, this merchandise is 500 "Vortex Island sucks!" T-shirts.
* ** And what was causing it? Apparently, there is a tornado in the parrallel world, but what's causing that? An open vortex? [[spoiler:An active washing machine, of all things.
machine in the Parallel World]].
** And when When you squeeze it, the aforementioned item, you are ambushed ''over and ''over'' again by angry mooks who had clothing being washed in there, including a koopa Koopa who had his "best sunday Sunday shell" in there, and will even complain during battle that he'll have to wear the same stinky old one.
* When you Mario and the pirate crew finally reach your their destination, you explore the tunnels of fortune island.Fortune Island. You can't leave from where you came in, so you need to find another way out. When you do, you'll see that the captain is staring intently at the hole where you first entered. Talk to him, and he'll be caught so off-guard, he'll forget to use his stereotypical pirate lingo
-->'''Captain:'''AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
lingo.
-->'''Captain:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
I mean YAAAAAAAARRGHH!!!



--> '''Captain:'''It'll take more than a puny 200-foot-tall skull to scare me off!
* Later on, you find the legendary captain who first found fortune island. After squeezing his grill Thing, he'll get so mad that he ''passive-aggressively follows you until you're mildly annoyed''. His dialogue makes it even better.
--> '''Legendary captain:'''There's no fury like hungry-captain fury!
Bonus points for it being one of the only things that happens in video games besides instant game-overs that would likely faze a player. Even Huey comments on how persistent he is after going into another room.

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--> '''Captain:'''It'll ---> '''Captain:''' It'll take more than a puny 200-foot-tall skull to scare me off!
* Later on, you find the legendary captain who first found fortune island.Fortune Island. After squeezing his grill Thing, he'll get so mad that he ''passive-aggressively follows you until you're mildly annoyed''. His dialogue makes it even better.
--> '''Legendary captain:'''There's Captain:''' There's no fury like hungry-captain fury!
fury!
**
Bonus points for it being one of the only things that happens in video games besides instant game-overs that would likely faze a player. Even Huey comments on how persistent he is after going into another room.
7th Jan '17 10:46:40 AM 1n73rn37_n3rd_584
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** A Toad is subject to the shrink magic which leads to some amusing dialogue when he sees Mario and thinks he ate a Mega Mushroom. He then says his dream is to become a member of the Toad Rescue Squad. If you return to Port Prisma, you see him get rejected due to his size.

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** A Toad is subject to the shrink magic which leads to some amusing dialogue when he sees Mario and thinks he ate a Mega Mushroom. He then says his dream is to become a member of the Toad Rescue Squad. If you return to Port Prisma, you see him get rejected due to his size, while being told to "eat some vegetables until you triple in size".
*** When you make the toad grow back to normal size thanks to the magnifying glass thing, he immediately goes to get himself recruited. The director astonishingly asks how many vegetables he could have possibly eaten to grow to that
size.



** And if you answer all seven questions correctly, the host will give you the choice to partake in a bonus round in a "double-or-nothing" senario: either get a super special thing (the camera Thing required for beating Wendy) if you answer correctly, or...
--> '''Host Snifit:''' But get even one wrong and it's an instant game over and your save file will be erased forever!



* On your journey, you come to vortex islant, home to a massive whirlpool that is blocking your path. When explaining your goals to one of the island residents, he protests by saying that they have all sorts of promotional merchandise for the island. As it turns out, this merchandise is 500 "Vortex Island sucks!" T-shirts.

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* On your journey, you come to vortex islant, island, home to a massive whirlpool that is blocking your path. When explaining your goals to one of the island residents, he protests by saying that they have all sorts of promotional merchandise for the island. As it turns out, this merchandise is 500 "Vortex Island sucks!" T-shirts.



** And when you squeeze it,

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** And when you squeeze it, you are ambushed ''over and ''over'' again by angry mooks who had clothing being washed in there, including a koopa who had his "best sunday shell" in there, and will even complain during battle that he'll have to wear the same stinky old one.



* Later on, you find the legendary captain who first found fortune island. After squeezing his grill Thing, he'll get so mad that he ''passive-aggressively follows you until you're mildly annoyed''. Bonus points for it being one of the only things that happens in video games besides instant game-overs that would likely faze a player. Even Huey comments on how persistent he is after going into another room.

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* Later on, you find the legendary captain who first found fortune island. After squeezing his grill Thing, he'll get so mad that he ''passive-aggressively follows you until you're mildly annoyed''. His dialogue makes it even better.
--> '''Legendary captain:'''There's no fury like hungry-captain fury!
Bonus points for it being one of the only things that happens in video games besides instant game-overs that would likely faze a player. Even Huey comments on how persistent he is after going into another room.
6th Jan '17 7:48:29 PM 1n73rn37_n3rd_584
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* After you take out the slurp guy, Peach requests a moment of silence for the lost toad. Huey... is a little less patient.
-->'''Huey:''' MAN I'M STARVING! How about that burger?


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* On your journey, you come to vortex islant, home to a massive whirlpool that is blocking your path. When explaining your goals to one of the island residents, he protests by saying that they have all sorts of promotional merchandise for the island. As it turns out, this merchandise is 500 "Vortex Island sucks!" T-shirts.
* And what was causing it? Apparently, there is a tornado in the parrallel world, but what's causing that? An open washing machine, of all things.
** And when you squeeze it,
* When you finally reach your destination, you explore the tunnels of fortune island. You can't leave from where you came in, so you need to find another way out. When you do, you'll see that the captain is staring intently at the hole where you first entered. Talk to him, and he'll be caught so off-guard, he'll forget to use his stereotypical pirate lingo
-->'''Captain:'''AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! I mean YAAAAAAAARRGHH!!!
** And earlier:
--> '''Captain:'''It'll take more than a puny 200-foot-tall skull to scare me off!
* Later on, you find the legendary captain who first found fortune island. After squeezing his grill Thing, he'll get so mad that he ''passive-aggressively follows you until you're mildly annoyed''. Bonus points for it being one of the only things that happens in video games besides instant game-overs that would likely faze a player. Even Huey comments on how persistent he is after going into another room.
4th Jan '17 4:55:40 PM MegaMarioMan
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* If you attempt to use Replica [[spoiler:Balloons]] when fighting Ludwig, he retaliates by [[spoiler:''shooting Birdo with a missile from offscreen.'']]
4th Jan '17 4:30:05 PM 1n73rn37_n3rd_584
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** Immideatley before that, if he gets to have a turn after you've extinguished/destroyed his mallet, he attempts to attack you with it as if it were still a mallet.
--> '''Morton:''' EAT STICK!
*** This attack does 1 point of damage.


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* The Dark Bloo Inn mostly revolves around doing tasks for ghosts spread around the building. While they mostly fit in with the paranormal theme, a few of them are quite humorous:
** The reception desk has been getting a lot of silent phone calls. Turns out, this was the ghost in room 301 attempting to call room service to complain about his rumpled sheets. After you hear him whine about how terrible the reception is, you can go and grab some fresh sheets from the basement and then use them to make the ghost's bed. Then he admits that he only wanted fresh sheets is because he loves rolling around in the stuff.
** One of the ghosts can't find his glasses anywhere, because they're propped on his forehead. You solve his problem by whacking him on the noggin, knocking the glasses on his face.
29th Dec '16 12:31:30 AM Anomalocaris20
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-> "Warning: [[ShapedLikeItself Water contains water.]] Water is hot. Water will get you wet. Please do not sue us."

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-> --> "Warning: [[ShapedLikeItself Water contains water.]] Water is hot. Water will get you wet. Please do not sue us."
29th Dec '16 12:31:04 AM Anomalocaris20
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* The caution sign in Redpepper Crater's hot springs.
-> "Warning: [[ShapedLikeItself Water contains water.]] Water is hot. Water will get you wet. Please do not sue us."
23rd Dec '16 10:40:20 AM MegaMarioMan
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* At the Great Bloo Inn, ghosts have appeared. One Toad says he tried to call Luigi for help, but it went straight to voice mail.

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* At the Great Dark Bloo Inn, ghosts have appeared. One Toad says he tried to call Luigi for help, but it went straight to voice mail.mail.
* In the Dark Bloo Inn, there's a room full of books, along with a [[{{Doorstopper}} really thick book]] on the shelves. If you investigate the book, you can see its title: "The Internet (Print Edition)".
21st Dec '16 12:20:35 PM MegaMarioMan
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** IIRC, Koops says something along the lines of "so THAT'S what plumbers do!" Also:

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** IIRC, Koops says something along the lines of "so THAT'S what plumbers do!" Also:



--->'''Yoshi:''' Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! How'd that floor taste?

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--->'''Yoshi:''' -->'''Yoshi:''' Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! How'd that floor taste?



*** You can also tell Pennington, you're Koopa Koot.

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*** You can also tell Pennington, Pennington you're Koopa Koot.



---> '''Goomba:''' I asked for a cute goomba gal, he's just some crusty old Bob-omb! Dude, what is WRONG with you?!
---> '''Bobbery:''' Well, you're not really my type either, you scaliwag!
---> '''Yoshi:''' Shove off! Who'd date you anyway?
---> '''Koops:''' Wow, I do NOT feel very attractive now...
---> '''Flurrie:''' Why, honey, you need your eyes checked, I am a PRIZE!
---> '''Vivan:''' You're not really doing much to impress me either bub.
---> '''Ms. Mowz:''' Mmmn... [[ImpliedDeathThreat I'd avoid dark alleys for a while if I were you.]]

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---> --> '''Goomba:''' I asked for a cute goomba gal, he's just some crusty old Bob-omb! Dude, what is WRONG with you?!
---> --> '''Bobbery:''' Well, you're not really my type either, you scaliwag!
---> --> '''Yoshi:''' Shove off! Who'd date you anyway?
---> --> '''Koops:''' Wow, I do NOT feel very attractive now...
---> --> '''Flurrie:''' Why, honey, you need your eyes checked, I am a PRIZE!
---> --> '''Vivan:''' You're not really doing much to impress me either bub.
---> --> '''Ms. Mowz:''' Mmmn... [[ImpliedDeathThreat I'd avoid dark alleys for a while if I were you.]]



-->'''Tippi:''' "Disappeared through a pipe, did they?"
-->'''Bowser:''' "What am I, blind? Shut up."

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-->'''Tippi:''' "Disappeared Disappeared through a pipe, did they?"
they?
-->'''Bowser:''' "What What am I, blind? Shut up."



--> '''Mr. L:''' ""Awwww, WHAT?! No way! My Brobot L-type shoots missiles. [[LargeHam MISSILES!]]

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--> '''Mr. L:''' ""Awwww, Awwww, WHAT?! No way! My Brobot L-type shoots missiles. [[LargeHam MISSILES!]]



* Whenever Bowser's JawDrop[=s=], it's pretty funny, but never moreso in the intro after Peach is compelled by Count Bleck into saying "yes" to marrying him, because it ''stays'' dropped. [[RealityBreakingParadox Then, the universe implodes]].

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* Whenever Bowser's JawDrop[=s=], Bowser {{Jaw Drop}}s, it's pretty funny, but never moreso in the intro after Peach is compelled by Count Bleck into saying "yes" to marrying him, because it ''stays'' dropped. [[RealityBreakingParadox Then, the universe implodes]].



---> '''Flimm:''' Here's a little business tip from a pro: try not to carry YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE.

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---> --> '''Flimm:''' Here's a little business tip from a pro: try not to carry YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE.



---> '''D-Man:''' Tell you what... You head on in...and I'll mail your mustache to your next of kin!

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---> --> '''D-Man:''' Tell you what... You head on in...and I'll mail your mustache to your next of kin!



* The museum texts showing Toads treating "Things" as it they were [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCPs.]] Well, in their defense, those Things can be mighty dangerous! Here are some particularly good descriptions:

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* The museum texts showing Toads treating "Things" as it they were [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCPs.]] Well, in SCPs]]. In their defense, those Things can be mighty dangerous! Here are some particularly good descriptions:



* The entirety of Stump Glade's ''Snifit-or-Whiffit'' game show, from the [[LargeHam host's]] [[SugaryMalice passive aggressive remarks]] towards Mario, to the bonus round which has Mario whacking "unpaid Snifit interns" before "they scurry back underground to the underwhelming intern lounge!" to the various questions (26 in total, not including variations) which range from simple, to tricky, to outright weird.
-->'''Snifit:''' "My dinner last night was a delicious mushroom steak."
-->'''Snifit:''' "This doesn't leave the room, but Princess Peach is actually a man."

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* The entirety of Stump Glade's ''Snifit-or-Whiffit'' ''Snifit or Whiffit'' game show, from the [[LargeHam host's]] [[SugaryMalice passive aggressive remarks]] towards Mario, to the bonus round which has Mario whacking "unpaid Snifit interns" before "they scurry back underground to the underwhelming intern lounge!" to the various questions (26 in total, not including variations) which range from simple, to tricky, to outright weird.
-->'''Snifit:''' "My My dinner last night was a delicious mushroom steak."
steak.
-->'''Snifit:''' "This This doesn't leave the room, but Princess Peach is actually a man."



-->''Kersti:'' (before clearing the stage) "Huh? What is this line? It must be for something exciting! Though I don't know how they can top that chairlift!"
-->''Kersti:'' (revisiting the level) "We're riding that...thing again? I'll try not to scream."

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-->''Kersti:'' -->'''Kersti:''' (before clearing the stage) "Huh? Huh? What is this line? It must be for something exciting! Though I don't know how they can top that chairlift!"
-->''Kersti:''
chairlift!
-->'''Kersti:'''
(revisiting the level) "We're We're riding that...thing again? I'll try not to scream."



* After defeating Morton and returning to town. Bowser shows up to gloat before leaving in the repaired airship. [[TheAllegedCar It's...seen better days]].

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* After defeating Morton and returning to town. Bowser shows up to gloat before leaving in the repaired airship. [[TheAllegedCar It's... seen better days]].



** The single question Mario needs to answer to enter the Battle Royal? [[spoiler:"Are you bad to the bone?"]]

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** The single first question Mario needs to answer to enter the Battle Royal? [[spoiler:"Are you bad to the bone?"]]



** After using the [[spoiler:Bone Thing]] on [[spoiler:Iggy]]:

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** After using the [[spoiler:Bone Thing]] on [[spoiler:Iggy]]:Iggy:



* The source of the poison in Plum Park turns out to be Petey Piranha, who has been folded up into a teabag and put into a teapot. And to make it even better, he tries to mock Mario and Huey; then he realises that they can't understand him as the text is only being translated for the player.

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* The source of the poison in Plum Park turns out to be Petey Piranha, who has been folded up into a teabag and put into a teapot. And to make it even better, he tries to mock Mario and Huey; then he realises Huey, before realizing that they can't understand him as the text is only being translated for the player.



** After the Mini Paint Star is stolen by an army of tiny Goombas, Huey realises there is one on his back. Cue a panic attack and asking Mario to get rid of it; he does this by hitting Huey into the background much to his anger. The second time Huey ends up with a Goomba on him he almost ends up doing the same thing but stops just in time.
** After finding one of the Mini Paint Star pieces, a group of Goombas tries to stop Mario picking it up in a scene that portrays them as somewhat intimidating [[spoiler:right before revealing that they are just as small as every other enemy in the level.]] The gag is repeated with two Hammer Bros. at the end of the level.

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** After the Mini Paint Star is stolen by an army of tiny Goombas, Huey realises there is one on his back. Cue a panic attack and asking Mario to get rid of it; he does this by hitting Huey into the background background, much to his anger. The second time Huey ends up with a Goomba on him he almost ends up doing the same thing but stops just in time.
** After finding one of the Mini Paint Star pieces, a group of Goombas tries to stop Mario picking it up in a scene that portrays them as somewhat intimidating [[spoiler:right intimidating, right before revealing that they are just as small as every other enemy in the level.]] level. The gag is repeated with two Hammer Bros. at the end of the level.level.
*** When you fight the tiny Hammer Bros., during their first turn, they'll attempt to throw hammers at you from where they're standing, only to miss as Mario is too far away.


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* Related to the above: in the endgame, [[spoiler:the Big Paint Stars make a [[VideoGame/MarioKart road that is also a rainbow]] to the final level. When the player makes Mario jumps on it, he begins to walk up it... and then it gets too slippery and he simply falls back down to the ground while the music [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand grinds to a halt]]. And then out of nowhere, Luigi shows up in his kart]].
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