History Funny / OverTheHedge

6th Feb '16 8:34:13 AM ngh93
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* Everything with Stella. What can you expect from Wanda Sykes
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* Everything with Stella. What can you expect from Wanda SykesSykes?

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*Dwayne accidentally shooting the head off a plastic flamingo. -->'''Dwayne''': Aww! Not again! Dang it! Those things are ''so'' lifelike! Curse you, plastic moldsman.
27th Jan '16 7:21:23 PM ngh93
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'''RJ''': Oh come on. You haven't even tried doughnuts yet. You wanna store some fat, that is the way to store some fat. You'll be sweating through the winter!\\
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'''RJ''': Oh come on. You haven't even tried doughnuts yet. You wanna store some fat, that is the way to store some fat. You'll be sweating sweatin' through the winter!\\

'''RJ''': Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you. [''to himself''] Shoot! Almost had 'em.
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'''RJ''': Okay, okay okay, you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you. [''to himself''] Shoot! Almost had 'em.
12th Nov '15 12:55:24 PM ngh93
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''([[LiteralMinded Ozzie faints]]; Heather roles her eyes)''\\
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''([[LiteralMinded Ozzie faints]]; Heather roles rolls her eyes)''\\
18th May '15 6:43:47 AM ngh93
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-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, '''[[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]'''
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-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, '''[[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]'''DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]''' *Everything with Stella. What can you expect from Wanda Sykes -->'''Stella''': "Why does everyone think I need a man, huh? I look like a nest and smell like a swamp. So when you find a fella who's decent, good with kids, and has no sense of smell, call me!"
14th May '15 7:08:24 AM AnotherGuy
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-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, [[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]
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-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, [[{{Angrish}} '''[[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]'''
14th May '15 7:07:40 AM AnotherGuy
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-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, [[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]
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-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, [[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]
14th May '15 7:07:16 AM AnotherGuy
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-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, [[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]
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-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class.class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, [[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]
14th May '15 7:06:58 AM AnotherGuy
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'''RJ''': Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you. [''to himself''] Shoot! Almost had 'em.
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'''RJ''': Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you. [''to himself''] Shoot! Almost had 'em.'em. * William Shatner's brilliant rant on the ''OTH'' version of ''Rockin' the Suburbs''. -->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, [[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]
8th May '15 2:01:37 PM ngh93
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-->'''Verne''': SEE?! That's what I was talking about! These humans's ''don't'' want us around!\\
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-->'''Verne''': SEE?! That's what I was talking about! These humans's humans ''don't'' want us around!\\

''(Ozzie faints; Heather roles her eyes)''\\
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''(Ozzie faints; ''([[LiteralMinded Ozzie faints]]; Heather roles her eyes)''\\
3rd May '15 6:29:59 PM ngh93
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'''RJ''': Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna CHECK back with you. [''to himself''] Shoot! Almost had 'em.
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'''RJ''': Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna CHECK check back with you. [''to himself''] Shoot! Almost had 'em.
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