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* Xtra quizzes are prone to going badly off the rails, so it says a lot that the quiz in "VideoGame/LegoWorlds and the Cloning Conundrum" manages to make Luke mouth "WHAT IS HAPPENING" to the camera.
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** The fact that the three ButtMonkey of the show were given the task of defusing bombs hadn't escaped the viewers' notice
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* ''Let's Play Keep Calm And Nobody Explodes''
** When describing the symbols on the keypad of a bomb, for one of them Ellen is unable to provide any further description than "half a hashtag"[[note]]For what it's worth, it appears to be a variation on a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samekh Samekh]][[/note]].
-->'''Mike:''' You are such a millennial!
** When describing the symbols on the keypad of a bomb, for one of them Ellen is unable to provide any further description than "half a hashtag"[[note]]For what it's worth, it appears to be a variation on a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samekh Samekh]][[/note]].
-->'''Mike:''' You are such a millennial!
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** Upon discovering that ''Virtual Attraction'' is technically titled ''Virtual Attraction '''1''''', apparently, in expectation of a sequel:
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** Upon discovering that ''Virtual Attraction'' is technically titled ''Virtual Attraction '''1''''', apparently, apparently in expectation of a sequel:
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** Upon discovering that ''Virtual Attraction'' is technically titled ''Virtual Attraction '''1''''', apparently, in expectation of a sequel:
-->'''Andy:''' ... They're confident.
-->'''Andy:''' ... They're confident.
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* ''VideoGame/YookaLaylee Gameplay'':
-->[[AC:Now to see team OX's platforming prowess]]\\
[[AC:[[SelfDeprecation Fun fact: We have none]]]]
-->[[AC:Now to see team OX's platforming prowess]]\\
[[AC:[[SelfDeprecation Fun fact: We have none]]]]
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* At the beginning of "VideoGame/ResidentEvilVII And The Bee Murder Dilemma", Luke is missing because he has used their time-travel Pikachu to meet Admiral Nelson and gotten stuck in the past. A frantic Ellen seeks out Andy, lays out the problem in a shocked, breathless voice...and [[{{Anticlimax}} asks if he's willing to fill in for Luke on the show]].
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* At the beginning of "VideoGame/ResidentEvilVII "VideoGame/ResidentEvil7 And The Bee Murder Dilemma", Luke is missing because he has used their time-travel Pikachu to meet Admiral Nelson and gotten stuck in the past. A frantic Ellen seeks out Andy, lays out the problem in a shocked, breathless voice...and [[{{Anticlimax}} asks if he's willing to fill in for Luke on the show]].
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** Mike killing one bonus mission target by tossing a remote detonated charge into a small crowd, and somehow managing to blow up his target and only his target, without being detected, before making a quick getaway, all in under two minutes.
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** Mike killing one bonus mission the Chef elusive target by tossing a remote detonated charge into a small crowd, and somehow managing to blow up his target and only his target, without being detected, before making a quick getaway, all in under two minutes.minutes.
** Andy is more than a bit annoyed that it worked, and ultimately fails hit, as did Jane.
** Andy is more than a bit annoyed that it worked, and ultimately fails hit, as did Jane.
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** Mike killing one bonus mission target by tossing a remote detonated charge into a small crowd, and somehow managing to blow up his target and only his target, without being detected, before making a quick getaway, all in under two minutes.
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!!Show of the Week/End
* At the beginning of "VideoGame/ResidentEvilVII And The Bee Murder Dilemma", Luke is missing because he has used their time-travel Pikachu to meet Admiral Nelson and gotten stuck in the past. A frantic Ellen seeks out Andy, lays out the problem in a shocked, breathless voice...and [[{{Anticlimax}} asks if he's willing to fill in for Luke on the show]].
-->'''Andy:''' [[IfYouDieICallYourStuff Can I have his shoes?]]
* At the beginning of "VideoGame/ResidentEvilVII And The Bee Murder Dilemma", Luke is missing because he has used their time-travel Pikachu to meet Admiral Nelson and gotten stuck in the past. A frantic Ellen seeks out Andy, lays out the problem in a shocked, breathless voice...and [[{{Anticlimax}} asks if he's willing to fill in for Luke on the show]].
-->'''Andy:''' [[IfYouDieICallYourStuff Can I have his shoes?]]
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[(WE ARE BAD AT COUNTING)]]
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[(WE ARE BAD AT COUNTING)]]COUNTING)]]
!!Other Videos
* To celebrate the holiday season for 2016, they mix a drink from ''VideoGame/Dishonored2'' and dub it the Royal Conservatory Cooler. First, there's a false start when they misread the recipe and put in a terrifyingly excessive amount of nutmeg (which is surprisingly lethal, as spices go). Then, when the first attempt has been delicately disposed of and they've mixed a less deadly version and tested it on Ellen, Jane and Andy take fairly small sips and respond appropriately - Jane [[ItTastesLikeFeet compares the taste to window cleaner]], and Andy manages little that's more coherent than "Oh, my God! It's so bad!"
!!Other Videos
* To celebrate the holiday season for 2016, they mix a drink from ''VideoGame/Dishonored2'' and dub it the Royal Conservatory Cooler. First, there's a false start when they misread the recipe and put in a terrifyingly excessive amount of nutmeg (which is surprisingly lethal, as spices go). Then, when the first attempt has been delicately disposed of and they've mixed a less deadly version and tested it on Ellen, Jane and Andy take fairly small sips and respond appropriately - Jane [[ItTastesLikeFeet compares the taste to window cleaner]], and Andy manages little that's more coherent than "Oh, my God! It's so bad!"
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* ''5 Game Movies We Love Despite Their Many, Crippling Flaws'':
** Jane enthusiastically praises ''Film/SilentHill'' for ''letting [[ChronicallyKilledActor Sean Bean]] live'', then forgets where she was going with it.
** Luke's favourite things about the ''Film/{{Warcraft}}'' movie? Total fidelity to the lore, and the ''huge shoulderpads''.
** Mike describes the dialogue in ''Film/DoubleDragon'' as being "ninety percent screaming".
** Jane enthusiastically praises ''Film/SilentHill'' for ''letting [[ChronicallyKilledActor Sean Bean]] live'', then forgets where she was going with it.
** Luke's favourite things about the ''Film/{{Warcraft}}'' movie? Total fidelity to the lore, and the ''huge shoulderpads''.
** Mike describes the dialogue in ''Film/DoubleDragon'' as being "ninety percent screaming".
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** At the start of the third phase, Jane and Mike are assigned for the trench run. Within seconds, Mike gets shot down but before Andy could even finish berating him, Jane gets killed too.
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** At the start of the third phase, Jane and Mike are assigned for the trench run. Within seconds, Mike gets shot down but before Andy could even finish berating him, Jane gets killed too.too.
* ''VideoGame/FarCry4'' Tuk-Tuk Ski Jump Challenge: The team experiences a minor mathematical issue when Jane scores a total of six points in three runs:
-->'''Mike:''' On top of your four...\\
[*THREE]\\
'''Mike:''' So seven altogether...\\
[*NO IT ISN'T]\\
'''Mike:''' Oh my god. Tiebreak situation.\\
[(WE ARE BAD AT COUNTING)]]
* ''VideoGame/FarCry4'' Tuk-Tuk Ski Jump Challenge: The team experiences a minor mathematical issue when Jane scores a total of six points in three runs:
-->'''Mike:''' On top of your four...\\
[*THREE]\\
'''Mike:''' So seven altogether...\\
[*NO IT ISN'T]\\
'''Mike:''' Oh my god. Tiebreak situation.\\
[(WE ARE BAD AT COUNTING)]]
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** With R2 inches from extraction and time nearly up, they propose getting him onboard the transport by throwing him.
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** With R2 inches from extraction and time nearly up, they propose getting him onboard the transport by throwing him.him.
** At the start of the third phase, Jane and Mike are assigned for the trench run. Within seconds, Mike gets shot down but before Andy could even finish berating him, Jane gets killed too.
** At the start of the third phase, Jane and Mike are assigned for the trench run. Within seconds, Mike gets shot down but before Andy could even finish berating him, Jane gets killed too.
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** "Stop degaussing my screen, you monster!"
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** "Stop degaussing my screen, you monster!"monster!"
* ''Let's Play [[VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront Battlefront Death Star DLC]]:''
** Jane plays chicken with ''Slave I'' and loses.
-->'''Andy:''' "''Slave I'' In My Face: The Jane Douglas Story." Title of your autobiography.
** Jane dubs herself "Rando Rebel #17."
-->'''Mike:''' [[{{Pun}} Rando Calrissian.]]
** Andy Farrant, A-Wing hipster.
-->'''Mike:''' I'm gonna stick with the X-Wing, it's cool and its wings go up and down.\\
'''Andy:''' Yeah, all right, if you wanna be ''mainstream'', Mike. I like this little fighter, it's called the A-Wing, bit obscure, hasn't made it to Tatooine - whatever backwater you're from...
** Andy tempts fate:
-->"Easy pickings!" <crashes into TIE fighter, loses most of his health>
** The team concludes that they're recovering R2-D2 from the Death Star because [[Film/TheForceAwakens he has the map to where Mark Hamill is hiding out]] - Los Angeles.
** Jane finds an R4 and wonders if they could just roll it back to the Rebel base and pretend it's R2.
** Motivation can be very important.
-->'''Mike:''' (Han) is there for the glory, I think.\\
'''Jane:''' He's there for the smooches!\\
'''Andy:''' Yeah, the princess, and the treasure.\\
'''Jane:''' Why aren't ''we'' in it for the princess and the treasure?\\
'''Mike:''' We're in it for the modest paycheque.\\
'''Jane:''' Getting shot at, yeah.
** Jane is killed by someone with [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic "Revan"]] in their handle:
-->''Wrong game, idiot!''
** "Mike, this is a dustbin. You've brought back a dustbin."
** With R2 inches from extraction and time nearly up, they propose getting him onboard the transport by throwing him.
* ''Let's Play [[VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront Battlefront Death Star DLC]]:''
** Jane plays chicken with ''Slave I'' and loses.
-->'''Andy:''' "''Slave I'' In My Face: The Jane Douglas Story." Title of your autobiography.
** Jane dubs herself "Rando Rebel #17."
-->'''Mike:''' [[{{Pun}} Rando Calrissian.]]
** Andy Farrant, A-Wing hipster.
-->'''Mike:''' I'm gonna stick with the X-Wing, it's cool and its wings go up and down.\\
'''Andy:''' Yeah, all right, if you wanna be ''mainstream'', Mike. I like this little fighter, it's called the A-Wing, bit obscure, hasn't made it to Tatooine - whatever backwater you're from...
** Andy tempts fate:
-->"Easy pickings!" <crashes into TIE fighter, loses most of his health>
** The team concludes that they're recovering R2-D2 from the Death Star because [[Film/TheForceAwakens he has the map to where Mark Hamill is hiding out]] - Los Angeles.
** Jane finds an R4 and wonders if they could just roll it back to the Rebel base and pretend it's R2.
** Motivation can be very important.
-->'''Mike:''' (Han) is there for the glory, I think.\\
'''Jane:''' He's there for the smooches!\\
'''Andy:''' Yeah, the princess, and the treasure.\\
'''Jane:''' Why aren't ''we'' in it for the princess and the treasure?\\
'''Mike:''' We're in it for the modest paycheque.\\
'''Jane:''' Getting shot at, yeah.
** Jane is killed by someone with [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic "Revan"]] in their handle:
-->''Wrong game, idiot!''
** "Mike, this is a dustbin. You've brought back a dustbin."
** With R2 inches from extraction and time nearly up, they propose getting him onboard the transport by throwing him.
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([[{{Corpsing}} Everyone cracks up]])up]])
* ''Let's Play PT:''
** Andy referring to the ghost as a "spookington". This somehow fails to reduce the fear.
** The whole sequence with the bathroom.
-->'''Jane:''' I hope you don't need the bathroom.\\
'''Andy:''' [[BringMyBrownPants I do now!]]
** Ellen arrives in the middle of an unnerving sequence involving what appears to be a screaming foetus, giving Jane and Andy simultaneous heart attacks. Said foetus is dubbed "Feety the PT Foetus", and even gets its own theme song.
** "I'm beatboxing in fear!"
** Mike dubs the repetitive setting, consisting of running through the same few corridors with creepy as hell tweaks, "the sequel to ''Film/GroundhogDay'' that nobody wanted".
** Repeatedly applying "the classic horror strategy of moonwalking" because they're worried the ghost will be there if they turn around.
** Upon discovering something in the pause screen, they come up with other possible locations, including the media bar and ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain''.
** The ShoutOut density increases sharply as they become increasingly unnerved.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie "Everything is eyeballllls...everything is eyeballs when you're being-murdered-by-ghosts..."]]
** "Stop degaussing my screen, you monster!"
* ''Let's Play PT:''
** Andy referring to the ghost as a "spookington". This somehow fails to reduce the fear.
** The whole sequence with the bathroom.
-->'''Jane:''' I hope you don't need the bathroom.\\
'''Andy:''' [[BringMyBrownPants I do now!]]
** Ellen arrives in the middle of an unnerving sequence involving what appears to be a screaming foetus, giving Jane and Andy simultaneous heart attacks. Said foetus is dubbed "Feety the PT Foetus", and even gets its own theme song.
** "I'm beatboxing in fear!"
** Mike dubs the repetitive setting, consisting of running through the same few corridors with creepy as hell tweaks, "the sequel to ''Film/GroundhogDay'' that nobody wanted".
** Repeatedly applying "the classic horror strategy of moonwalking" because they're worried the ghost will be there if they turn around.
** Upon discovering something in the pause screen, they come up with other possible locations, including the media bar and ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain''.
** The ShoutOut density increases sharply as they become increasingly unnerved.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie "Everything is eyeballllls...everything is eyeballs when you're being-murdered-by-ghosts..."]]
** "Stop degaussing my screen, you monster!"
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** Jane getting stuck in a box.
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** Jane getting stuck hiding in a box.box to avoid guards.
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** Jane getting irate at Agent 47 for not properly knocking out his targets.
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** Jane getting irate at Agent 47 for not properly knocking out his targets.targets despite the fact that she's controlling him.
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-->"Hello? Flower delivery? Singing telegram? I'm selling these fine leather jackets? I found your cat?" [door opens] Ah, that works. [punches the guy opening the door]
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-->"Hello? Flower delivery? Singing telegram? I'm selling these fine leather jackets? I found your cat?" [door opens] Ah, "Ah, that works. works." [punches the guy opening the door]
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* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Sapienza:
** When trying to get someone to open the door, Andy makes several announcements:
-->"Hello? Flower delivery? Singing telegram? I'm selling these fine leather jackets? I found your cat?" [door opens] Ah, that works. [punches the guy opening the door]
** Mike rings the doorbell to the safe house only to have the key to it. And inside he finds one of his true loves.
-->"Explosive golf ball. Can you imagine a world where I don't pick up the explosive golf ball?"
*** And he gets positively giddy when he uses it to kill Silvio Caruso. Especially as the explosion sends him flying across the yard.
** Mike commenting the simple attire that the security guards wear, feeling that it looks like something from Right Said Fred.
** Mike getting distracted by the woodchipper and his idea of treating himself. To his credit, he does seem to struggle with the temptation of putting bodies through the woodchipper for about three seconds before giving in. He then proceeds to position 47 in front of the chute.
** Jane tries to tail the detective, in her words, discreetly so she can knock him out in a more private place when she accidentally outpaces the detective who notices him immediately and become suspicious. As a result, Jane just punches him in the gut, snaps his neck, and takes his disguise.
** To kill Francesca De Santis, both Andy and Jane engage in subterfuge, disguising themselves as someone set to meet with her, and, in general, kill her in sneaky ways. Mike, on the other hand, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoots her]].
** Jane comparing the underground lab to that from [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Umbrella Corporation]] and then later, a [[Film/JamesBond Bond villain]].
** When trying to get someone to open the door, Andy makes several announcements:
-->"Hello? Flower delivery? Singing telegram? I'm selling these fine leather jackets? I found your cat?" [door opens] Ah, that works. [punches the guy opening the door]
** Mike rings the doorbell to the safe house only to have the key to it. And inside he finds one of his true loves.
-->"Explosive golf ball. Can you imagine a world where I don't pick up the explosive golf ball?"
*** And he gets positively giddy when he uses it to kill Silvio Caruso. Especially as the explosion sends him flying across the yard.
** Mike commenting the simple attire that the security guards wear, feeling that it looks like something from Right Said Fred.
** Mike getting distracted by the woodchipper and his idea of treating himself. To his credit, he does seem to struggle with the temptation of putting bodies through the woodchipper for about three seconds before giving in. He then proceeds to position 47 in front of the chute.
** Jane tries to tail the detective, in her words, discreetly so she can knock him out in a more private place when she accidentally outpaces the detective who notices him immediately and become suspicious. As a result, Jane just punches him in the gut, snaps his neck, and takes his disguise.
** To kill Francesca De Santis, both Andy and Jane engage in subterfuge, disguising themselves as someone set to meet with her, and, in general, kill her in sneaky ways. Mike, on the other hand, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoots her]].
** Jane comparing the underground lab to that from [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Umbrella Corporation]] and then later, a [[Film/JamesBond Bond villain]].
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* The running gags in the ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' videos: one where the players will make [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial incredibly awkward and unconvincing]] in-character statements, and one where Andy will make a PostMortemOneLiner at every opportunity.
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* The running gags in the ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' videos: one where Andy will always refer the game as Hitman No Subtitle, one where the players will make [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial incredibly awkward and unconvincing]] in-character statements, and one where Andy will make a PostMortemOneLiner at every opportunity.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Morocco:
** Andy's increasing frustration with incessant tailing.
-->"That's probably too many people, isn't it. Probably 20 or 30 people is too many witnesses."\\
(Staring at the scenery) "I'm really interested in these plates, definitely interested in these plates. ISOLATE YOURSELF!"\\
(In disguise) "Hey guys, I put up that one poster I had left. Sorry it took so long; I wanted to wander around for some reason and not isolate myself...oh God, more tailing?!"\\
"I was kind of hoping for...less tailing after that initial tailing."\\
"I'm really starting to rethink my Hitman choices right now."\\
(Upon arriving and being told to go and listen to the general) "Let me guess: he wants us to go and tail someone, around the city."
** Andy being jet-setting and cosmopolitan.
-->"Now I've not actually been to Morocco, but I've been to the Morocco pavilion at Epcot, so I can tell you that this is extremely accurate! Uh, I don't know if it's accurate. It's very nice, though."
** Mike expects a certain measure of GenreSavvy from these guards.
-->"Don't smoke next to exploding barrels! Are you aware of how dangerous this is? This is a videogame, for pity's sake!"
** Mike nailing a guard right in the mouth with a pool ball.
** Jane tries to find symbolism in killing a corrupt Swedish banker with a fiberglass moose.
-->"Moose are Swedish, so it's kind of ironic, probably. Not really a satire on banking as much as...[[ShapedLikeItself a moose]], but..."
** Andy applies Logic to his problem:
-->"If you were a Swedish embassy, where would you be?"
** Andy concludes that the janitor he's just knocked unconscious would probably want to be put in the bin, out of visibility.
** Jane, on a failed silent attack:
-->"Just punch him in the butt and snap his neck. [[SarcasmMode Classy.]] [[SelfDeprecation I am just class all the way.]] Who says I can't make the most of an opportunity? That was a great opportunity to...punch him in the butt...and snap his neck."
** Andy's one-liner falls nearly as flat as the target just did:
-->"I guess there was...Nor-way he could have survived that? Oh wait, he's Swedish. [SoundEffectBleep]."
** Mike pauses in the midst of his escape to photobomb a tourist.
** Andy's increasing frustration with incessant tailing.
-->"That's probably too many people, isn't it. Probably 20 or 30 people is too many witnesses."\\
(Staring at the scenery) "I'm really interested in these plates, definitely interested in these plates. ISOLATE YOURSELF!"\\
(In disguise) "Hey guys, I put up that one poster I had left. Sorry it took so long; I wanted to wander around for some reason and not isolate myself...oh God, more tailing?!"\\
"I was kind of hoping for...less tailing after that initial tailing."\\
"I'm really starting to rethink my Hitman choices right now."\\
(Upon arriving and being told to go and listen to the general) "Let me guess: he wants us to go and tail someone, around the city."
** Andy being jet-setting and cosmopolitan.
-->"Now I've not actually been to Morocco, but I've been to the Morocco pavilion at Epcot, so I can tell you that this is extremely accurate! Uh, I don't know if it's accurate. It's very nice, though."
** Mike expects a certain measure of GenreSavvy from these guards.
-->"Don't smoke next to exploding barrels! Are you aware of how dangerous this is? This is a videogame, for pity's sake!"
** Mike nailing a guard right in the mouth with a pool ball.
** Jane tries to find symbolism in killing a corrupt Swedish banker with a fiberglass moose.
-->"Moose are Swedish, so it's kind of ironic, probably. Not really a satire on banking as much as...[[ShapedLikeItself a moose]], but..."
** Andy applies Logic to his problem:
-->"If you were a Swedish embassy, where would you be?"
** Andy concludes that the janitor he's just knocked unconscious would probably want to be put in the bin, out of visibility.
** Jane, on a failed silent attack:
-->"Just punch him in the butt and snap his neck. [[SarcasmMode Classy.]] [[SelfDeprecation I am just class all the way.]] Who says I can't make the most of an opportunity? That was a great opportunity to...punch him in the butt...and snap his neck."
** Andy's one-liner falls nearly as flat as the target just did:
-->"I guess there was...Nor-way he could have survived that? Oh wait, he's Swedish. [SoundEffectBleep]."
** Mike pauses in the midst of his escape to photobomb a tourist.
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* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Morocco:
** Andy's increasing frustration with incessant tailing.
-->"That's probably too many people, isn't it. Probably 20 or 30 people is too many witnesses."\\
(Staring at the scenery) "I'm really interested in these plates, definitely interested in these plates. ISOLATE YOURSELF!"\\
(In disguise) "Hey guys, I put up that one poster I had left. Sorry it took so long; I wanted to wander around for some reason and not isolate myself...oh God, more tailing?!"\\
"I was kind of hoping for...less tailing after that initial tailing."\\
"I'm really starting to rethink my Hitman choices right now."\\
(Upon arriving and being told to go and listen to the general) "Let me guess: he wants us to go and tail someone, around the city."
** Andy being jet-setting and cosmopolitan.
-->"Now I've not actually been to Morocco, but I've been to the Morocco pavilion at Epcot, so I can tell you that this is extremely accurate! Uh, I don't know if it's accurate. It's very nice, though."
** Mike expects a certain measure of GenreSavvy from these guards.
-->"Don't smoke next to exploding barrels! Are you aware of how dangerous this is? This is a videogame, for pity's sake!"
** Mike nailing a guard right in the mouth with a pool ball.
** Jane tries to find symbolism in killing a corrupt Swedish banker with a fiberglass moose.
-->"Moose are Swedish, so it's kind of ironic, probably. Not really a satire on banking as much as...[[ShapedLikeItself a moose]], but..."
** Andy applies Logic to his problem:
-->"If you were a Swedish embassy, where would you be?"
** Andy concludes that the janitor he's just knocked unconscious would probably want to be put in the bin, out of visibility.
** Jane, on a failed silent attack:
-->"Just punch him in the butt and snap his neck. [[SarcasmMode Classy.]] [[SelfDeprecation I am just class all the way.]] Who says I can't make the most of an opportunity? That was a great opportunity to...punch him in the butt...and snap his neck."
** Andy's one-liner falls nearly as flat as the target just did:
-->"I guess there was...Nor-way he could have survived that? Oh wait, he's Swedish. [SoundEffectBleep]."
** Mike pauses in the midst of his escape to photobomb a tourist.
** Andy's increasing frustration with incessant tailing.
-->"That's probably too many people, isn't it. Probably 20 or 30 people is too many witnesses."\\
(Staring at the scenery) "I'm really interested in these plates, definitely interested in these plates. ISOLATE YOURSELF!"\\
(In disguise) "Hey guys, I put up that one poster I had left. Sorry it took so long; I wanted to wander around for some reason and not isolate myself...oh God, more tailing?!"\\
"I was kind of hoping for...less tailing after that initial tailing."\\
"I'm really starting to rethink my Hitman choices right now."\\
(Upon arriving and being told to go and listen to the general) "Let me guess: he wants us to go and tail someone, around the city."
** Andy being jet-setting and cosmopolitan.
-->"Now I've not actually been to Morocco, but I've been to the Morocco pavilion at Epcot, so I can tell you that this is extremely accurate! Uh, I don't know if it's accurate. It's very nice, though."
** Mike expects a certain measure of GenreSavvy from these guards.
-->"Don't smoke next to exploding barrels! Are you aware of how dangerous this is? This is a videogame, for pity's sake!"
** Mike nailing a guard right in the mouth with a pool ball.
** Jane tries to find symbolism in killing a corrupt Swedish banker with a fiberglass moose.
-->"Moose are Swedish, so it's kind of ironic, probably. Not really a satire on banking as much as...[[ShapedLikeItself a moose]], but..."
** Andy applies Logic to his problem:
-->"If you were a Swedish embassy, where would you be?"
** Andy concludes that the janitor he's just knocked unconscious would probably want to be put in the bin, out of visibility.
** Jane, on a failed silent attack:
-->"Just punch him in the butt and snap his neck. [[SarcasmMode Classy.]] [[SelfDeprecation I am just class all the way.]] Who says I can't make the most of an opportunity? That was a great opportunity to...punch him in the butt...and snap his neck."
** Andy's one-liner falls nearly as flat as the target just did:
-->"I guess there was...Nor-way he could have survived that? Oh wait, he's Swedish. [SoundEffectBleep]."
** Mike pauses in the midst of his escape to photobomb a tourist.
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-->"See, that was painless! ...for me."
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-->"See, that was painless! ...for me.""
* ''Let's Play Dating Sims on XBOX Live'':
** The group reaction to ''Don't Die Dateless, Dummy'', which is just a bit messed-up when it comes to women.
-->'''Jane:''' I can't help but feel this is a window into the writer's mind. A terrifying window.
** As well as diving deep into the UncannyValley, ''Virtual Attraction'' has, again, some weird ideas about women.
-->'''Mike:''' Is this just a negging simulator?\\
'''Jane:''' Yeah, this is "The Game: The Game".
** When the UncannyValley makes another appearance in ''Who's Gonna Get The Girl'', Mike and Andy can be seen visibly cringing away from the screen.
-->'''Mike:''' MY EYES!
** The conclusion.
-->'''Jane:''' We hope you've learned something. We certainly have.\\
'''Andy:''' I've learned not to play romantic indie games.\\
'''Mike:''' (cheerful sarcasm) [[SpoofAesop And I've learned women are subhuman!]]\\
([[Corpsing Everyone cracks up]])
* ''Let's Play Dating Sims on XBOX Live'':
** The group reaction to ''Don't Die Dateless, Dummy'', which is just a bit messed-up when it comes to women.
-->'''Jane:''' I can't help but feel this is a window into the writer's mind. A terrifying window.
** As well as diving deep into the UncannyValley, ''Virtual Attraction'' has, again, some weird ideas about women.
-->'''Mike:''' Is this just a negging simulator?\\
'''Jane:''' Yeah, this is "The Game: The Game".
** When the UncannyValley makes another appearance in ''Who's Gonna Get The Girl'', Mike and Andy can be seen visibly cringing away from the screen.
-->'''Mike:''' MY EYES!
** The conclusion.
-->'''Jane:''' We hope you've learned something. We certainly have.\\
'''Andy:''' I've learned not to play romantic indie games.\\
'''Mike:''' (cheerful sarcasm) [[SpoofAesop And I've learned women are subhuman!]]\\
([[Corpsing Everyone cracks up]])
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* "7 Videogame Vehicles So Rubbish We'd Rather Walk, Thanks" has some choice words about [[VideoGame/MassEffect1 the M35 Mako]].
-->'''Andy:''' The M35 Mako is an all-terrain infantry vehicle designed for manoeuvrability in even the harshest planetary conditions. That's what it's designed to do; what it ''actually'' does is suck.
-->'''Andy:''' The M35 Mako is an all-terrain infantry vehicle designed for manoeuvrability in even the harshest planetary conditions. That's what it's designed to do; what it ''actually'' does is suck.
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** Mike promises the hotel a lot of stars on Tripadvisor.
** All the badly planned jumping through windows.
** Andy expects the staff to be ridiculously helpful.
-->"So many stairs. I thought this was supposed to be a luxury hotel! Where's the stairlift? Or...someone, carry me."\\
"Look. You're ending up in the freezer. Make this easy on both of us. Climb in there yourself."
** Mike is extremely impressed when 47 knocks someone out with an over-the-shoulder pool ball lob.
** Jane isn't sure how getting numbers for the top of a birthday cake connects to killing the birthday boy.
-->"Jam it into the cake, and then...into his eye sockets, or something."
** Andy trying to figure out how 47 is an inexplicably brilliant drummer.
-->"I guess drumming and hitmanning are similar? Lots of hitting things with sticks? ...It's a magic drumming outfit. And then later, when I change out of it, [[MagicFeather I'll still be able to drum! It turns out that the drumming was inside me all along.]]"
** Mike maintains his cover:
-->'''NPC:''' Eugh. I hate insects.\\
'''Mike:''' Yeah, so do I. It's why I got this job, you idiot.
** Jane is appalled by the birthday song being performed by the guests.
** Mike's assassination plan for Ken Morgan: hit him in the head with a coconut, and then stab him. The first part works perfectly, but because he flings the knife at the unconscious figure, he has to use a neck-snap for the second part.
** Andy compliments the hotel's corpse-disposal staff.
** Mike executes the entire second half of his mission without changing out of his exterminator outfit. It's very conspicuous.
** Andy tries and fails to do a horror-movie jump scare with an axe and just decides to hit his target with it.
** Andy wipes the security tapes by opening the door, shooting the tapes, and closing the door again. It works.
** Jane's exit strategy is to dive into the water, swim to the temple in the background, and ask for sanctuary.
** Andy reviews the hotel:
-->"Five stars for cleanliness, five stars for location, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick five stars for people isolating themselves when I needed to murder them]]. That was particularly appreciated.
** Andy declaring himself, in his English accent, to be "baller AF".
** Mike is pleased to, for once, have a score that is not zero.
** All the badly planned jumping through windows.
** Andy expects the staff to be ridiculously helpful.
-->"So many stairs. I thought this was supposed to be a luxury hotel! Where's the stairlift? Or...someone, carry me."\\
"Look. You're ending up in the freezer. Make this easy on both of us. Climb in there yourself."
** Mike is extremely impressed when 47 knocks someone out with an over-the-shoulder pool ball lob.
** Jane isn't sure how getting numbers for the top of a birthday cake connects to killing the birthday boy.
-->"Jam it into the cake, and then...into his eye sockets, or something."
** Andy trying to figure out how 47 is an inexplicably brilliant drummer.
-->"I guess drumming and hitmanning are similar? Lots of hitting things with sticks? ...It's a magic drumming outfit. And then later, when I change out of it, [[MagicFeather I'll still be able to drum! It turns out that the drumming was inside me all along.]]"
** Mike maintains his cover:
-->'''NPC:''' Eugh. I hate insects.\\
'''Mike:''' Yeah, so do I. It's why I got this job, you idiot.
** Jane is appalled by the birthday song being performed by the guests.
** Mike's assassination plan for Ken Morgan: hit him in the head with a coconut, and then stab him. The first part works perfectly, but because he flings the knife at the unconscious figure, he has to use a neck-snap for the second part.
** Andy compliments the hotel's corpse-disposal staff.
** Mike executes the entire second half of his mission without changing out of his exterminator outfit. It's very conspicuous.
** Andy tries and fails to do a horror-movie jump scare with an axe and just decides to hit his target with it.
** Andy wipes the security tapes by opening the door, shooting the tapes, and closing the door again. It works.
** Jane's exit strategy is to dive into the water, swim to the temple in the background, and ask for sanctuary.
** Andy reviews the hotel:
-->"Five stars for cleanliness, five stars for location, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick five stars for people isolating themselves when I needed to murder them]]. That was particularly appreciated.
** Andy declaring himself, in his English accent, to be "baller AF".
** Mike is pleased to, for once, have a score that is not zero.
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** Andy giving a spoof press conference to an indifferent in-game reporter.
** Andy momentarily forgets that he's attending a fashion show and thinks it might be a phone launch event.
** Mike encounters his target making a very old and very bad pun:
-->"[[LamePunReaction That's a terrible joke.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution You DESERVE to die just for that joke.]]
** Andy specifies that he's hiding an unconscious NPC in an extremely nice seventeenth-century armoire.
** Mike on morality:
-->"Yes, non-target kill, but [[PayEvilUntoEvil he was a bad man]], I'm...fairly sure..."
** Jane's unnervingly specific philosophy of life:
-->"I mean, you've got fiber wire, but why not the indignity of a toilet drowning, is what I always say..."
** Mike [[TemptingFate tempts fate]] once too often:
-->[Tosses body over balcony] "That seemed to go okay!" [BODY FOUND]
** Mike dangles from a ledge:
-->[[OhNoNotAgain "Why do I get myself into these situations..."]]
** Andy has trouble getting Dalia Margolis to pay attention to the fireworks.
-->"When did you lose your sense of joy, Dalia?"
** Andy momentarily forgets that he's attending a fashion show and thinks it might be a phone launch event.
** Mike encounters his target making a very old and very bad pun:
-->"[[LamePunReaction That's a terrible joke.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution You DESERVE to die just for that joke.]]
** Andy specifies that he's hiding an unconscious NPC in an extremely nice seventeenth-century armoire.
** Mike on morality:
-->"Yes, non-target kill, but [[PayEvilUntoEvil he was a bad man]], I'm...fairly sure..."
** Jane's unnervingly specific philosophy of life:
-->"I mean, you've got fiber wire, but why not the indignity of a toilet drowning, is what I always say..."
** Mike [[TemptingFate tempts fate]] once too often:
-->[Tosses body over balcony] "That seemed to go okay!" [BODY FOUND]
** Mike dangles from a ledge:
-->[[OhNoNotAgain "Why do I get myself into these situations..."]]
** Andy has trouble getting Dalia Margolis to pay attention to the fireworks.
-->"When did you lose your sense of joy, Dalia?"
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-->"Did you guys hear about the terrible accident? Dalia fell off the balcony onto Viktor. It was very unlikely."
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** Andy deciding that after putting on the scarecrow disguise, 47 has clearly become a horror movie SerialKiller, complete with editing in some creepy music.
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** Mike's repeated failures to blow up his next target, including loosening the valve on a container of flammable gas (someone else explodes it), planting a proximity mine (which goes off way prematurely), and loosening the gas valve on an oven (it actually explodes much later, while he's trying to carry out a completely different hit).
-->'''Mike:''' (to a smouldering corpse) You silly man.
** Jane trying to annoy Penelope Graves into talking to her.
** Andy deciding that after putting on the scarecrow disguise, 47 has clearly become a horror movie SerialKiller, complete with editing in some creepy music. While a successful plan, this earns him a 40-minute period just hanging from a pole pretending to be a scarecrow.
-->"Time for the Scarecrow Murderer to strike! [EvilLaugh] ...I've decided to just embrace it, I think."\\
"I think, probably, time to surrender the scarecrow costume, 47. I know you love it, but it is...the most conspicuous thing in the world."
** Jane finally comes up with a BondOneLiner at the slurry pit.
-->"That's, uh, a sh*t way to go, I want to say?"
** Jane on the importance of forward planning:
-->"I mean, the stealth run was off the cards as soon as I baled that dude."
** Mike tries to come up with an elaborate BatmanGambit to get into a locked room, only for his target to come along and open the door for him.
** Jane manages ''another'' accidental kill because she neglected to put away her garotte.
** Both Andy and Mike are a bit upset about needing Sean Rose's face for the biometrics, given that there's not necessarily much of it left after they blew him up in different ways.
** Andy getting a bit sarcastic about being told to "locate exit" when the exit is clearly a whole four feet away.
-->'''Mike:''' (to a smouldering corpse) You silly man.
** Jane trying to annoy Penelope Graves into talking to her.
** Andy deciding that after putting on the scarecrow disguise, 47 has clearly become a horror movie SerialKiller, complete with editing in some creepy music. While a successful plan, this earns him a 40-minute period just hanging from a pole pretending to be a scarecrow.
-->"Time for the Scarecrow Murderer to strike! [EvilLaugh] ...I've decided to just embrace it, I think."\\
"I think, probably, time to surrender the scarecrow costume, 47. I know you love it, but it is...the most conspicuous thing in the world."
** Jane finally comes up with a BondOneLiner at the slurry pit.
-->"That's, uh, a sh*t way to go, I want to say?"
** Jane on the importance of forward planning:
-->"I mean, the stealth run was off the cards as soon as I baled that dude."
** Mike tries to come up with an elaborate BatmanGambit to get into a locked room, only for his target to come along and open the door for him.
** Jane manages ''another'' accidental kill because she neglected to put away her garotte.
** Both Andy and Mike are a bit upset about needing Sean Rose's face for the biometrics, given that there's not necessarily much of it left after they blew him up in different ways.
** Andy getting a bit sarcastic about being told to "locate exit" when the exit is clearly a whole four feet away.
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** Mike, master of stealth:
-->"We've got to kill four people, which, given that normally when I kill ''one'' I end up having to escape in a hail of gunfire, is probably going to be quite challenging."
** Jane semi-accidentally killing someone with a hay baler.
** Andy misidentifying a length of power cord on the technician outfit as a whip, and concluding he's an Franchise/IndianaJones technician.
** Mike spontaneously deciding to murder a mechanic just by dropping the car he's repairing on him.
-->"[[DisproportionateRetribution That's for overcharging me on that exhaust replacement.]]"
** Andy picks the most appropriate time to knock a guard unconscious.
-->'''Guard:''' Did you see who threw that?\\
'''Andy:''' (knocks him out with a flung brick) [[IronicEcho Did you see who threw THAT?]]
** Jane failing to think up a BondOneLiner after killing one target with a battering ram.
-->"We've got to kill four people, which, given that normally when I kill ''one'' I end up having to escape in a hail of gunfire, is probably going to be quite challenging."
** Jane semi-accidentally killing someone with a hay baler.
** Andy misidentifying a length of power cord on the technician outfit as a whip, and concluding he's an Franchise/IndianaJones technician.
** Mike spontaneously deciding to murder a mechanic just by dropping the car he's repairing on him.
-->"[[DisproportionateRetribution That's for overcharging me on that exhaust replacement.]]"
** Andy picks the most appropriate time to knock a guard unconscious.
-->'''Guard:''' Did you see who threw that?\\
'''Andy:''' (knocks him out with a flung brick) [[IronicEcho Did you see who threw THAT?]]
** Jane failing to think up a BondOneLiner after killing one target with a battering ram.
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-->"I just live here now. This is my life. Well, 47, this is how it ends: a glorious career cut short. Just forward my mail to me here in this crate, Diana."
** "Damn you and your basic security precautions, Sean Rose!"
** Jane giving up on waiting for Sean Rose to take his watch off and just stabbing him with a lethal syringe.
** Mike being subtle.
-->"I reckon that was pretty stealthy, for me. I mean, it ''involved'' an explosion, but nobody is shooting at me..."
** "Damn you and your basic security precautions, Sean Rose!"
** Jane giving up on waiting for Sean Rose to take his watch off and just stabbing him with a lethal syringe.
** Mike being subtle.
-->"I reckon that was pretty stealthy, for me. I mean, it ''involved'' an explosion, but nobody is shooting at me..."
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** Andy pauses in the midst of his escape to photobomb a tourist.
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** Andy Mike pauses in the midst of his escape to photobomb a tourist.
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-->"This is the lady I'm assigned to bump off! As hospital director, I direct you to be dead."
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-->"This is the lady I'm assigned to bump off! As hospital director, I direct you to be dead."
** "Now to deal with Captain I-Live-Inside-A-Dead-Spider-Machine."
** Andy reaches the rare right-sided heart:
-->"Change the temperature, or disconnect it from the life support system..." (47 throws it bluntly into the garbage) "...wow, okay, or just f**k it into the bin, 47, that works."
** Jane on priorities:
-->"See, that was painless! ...for me."
** "Now to deal with Captain I-Live-Inside-A-Dead-Spider-Machine."
** Andy reaches the rare right-sided heart:
-->"Change the temperature, or disconnect it from the life support system..." (47 throws it bluntly into the garbage) "...wow, okay, or just f**k it into the bin, 47, that works."
** Jane on priorities:
-->"See, that was painless! ...for me."
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-->"Ooh, doctors." [hits one in the face with an improvised throwing weapon] "My diagnosis is cowboy bust to the head."
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-->"Ooh, doctors." [hits one in the face with an improvised throwing weapon] "My diagnosis is cowboy bust to the head.""\\
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-->"Hi! Health inspector. This is for coughing in the soup."
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-->"Hi! Health inspector. This is for coughing in the soup."
** Jane grabs a katana at random on the grounds that it looks badass.
** Mike on authority:
-->"This is the lady I'm assigned to bump off! As hospital director, I direct you to be dead."
** Jane grabs a katana at random on the grounds that it looks badass.
** Mike on authority:
-->"This is the lady I'm assigned to bump off! As hospital director, I direct you to be dead."
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!!Top X Videos
!!Let's Plays
* The running gags in the ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' videos: one where the players will make [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial incredibly awkward and unconvincing]] in-character statements, and one where Andy will make a PostMortemOneLiner at every opportunity.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Paris:
** Andy managing to, completely accidentally, kill both his targets by shoving one off the balcony onto the other.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Bangkok:
** Having stolen a unique costume from a drummer as part of the first assassination, Andy goes out of his way to retain it as long as possible, even going back to get it after the second assassination.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Colorado:
** Jane getting stuck in a box.
** Andy deciding that after putting on the scarecrow disguise, 47 has clearly become a horror movie SerialKiller, complete with editing in some creepy music.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Morocco:
** Andy's increasing frustration with incessant tailing.
-->"That's probably too many people, isn't it. Probably 20 or 30 people is too many witnesses."\\
(Staring at the scenery) "I'm really interested in these plates, definitely interested in these plates. ISOLATE YOURSELF!"\\
(In disguise) "Hey guys, I put up that one poster I had left. Sorry it took so long; I wanted to wander around for some reason and not isolate myself...oh God, more tailing?!"\\
"I was kind of hoping for...less tailing after that initial tailing."\\
"I'm really starting to rethink my Hitman choices right now."\\
(Upon arriving and being told to go and listen to the general) "Let me guess: he wants us to go and tail someone, around the city."
** Andy being jet-setting and cosmopolitan.
-->"Now I've not actually been to Morocco, but I've been to the Morocco pavilion at Epcot, so I can tell you that this is extremely accurate! Uh, I don't know if it's accurate. It's very nice, though."
** Mike expects a certain measure of GenreSavvy from these guards.
-->"Don't smoke next to exploding barrels! Are you aware of how dangerous this is? This is a videogame, for pity's sake!"
** Mike nailing a guard right in the mouth with a pool ball.
** Jane tries to find symbolism in killing a corrupt Swedish banker with a fiberglass moose.
-->"Moose are Swedish, so it's kind of ironic, probably. Not really a satire on banking as much as...[[ShapedLikeItself a moose]], but..."
** Andy applies Logic to his problem:
-->"If you were a Swedish embassy, where would you be?"
** Andy concludes that the janitor he's just knocked unconscious would probably want to be put in the bin, out of visibility.
** Jane, on a failed silent attack:
-->"Just punch him in the butt and snap his neck. [[SarcasmMode Classy.]] [[SelfDeprecation I am just class all the way.]] Who says I can't make the most of an opportunity? That was a great opportunity to...punch him in the butt...and snap his neck."
** Andy's one-liner falls nearly as flat as the target just did:
-->"I guess there was...Nor-way he could have survived that? Oh wait, he's Swedish. [SoundEffectBleep]."
** Andy pauses in the midst of his escape to photobomb a tourist.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Japan:
** Both Andy and Jane being distracted from the mission by the setting: Andy taking a brief holiday in his room, and Jane pausing to observe [[SceneryPorn the admittedly incredible view]]. Mike is the only one to remain mostly on target...but he does get distracted later on by how much of a mess one of his targets made when she fell over a balcony (with some help).
** All three of them are amazed by the bathrooms: Andy and Mike are distracted by the automatic toilet lid, while Jane considers the stealing potential inherent to the array of shampoos and soaps.
** Mike is nothing if not honest about his typical strategy:
-->"Now, unfortunately, I've not been allowed to bring a gun, which is going to make it extremely difficult to kill my usual nineteen people..."
** Andy gets medical:
-->"Ooh, doctors." [hits one in the face with an improvised throwing weapon] "My diagnosis is cowboy bust to the head."
[Having stolen one's costume] "I'm a doctor now. Aren't you proud of me, mum."
** Mike, having stolen a racing costume from a corpse in the morgue, geeks out about how cool he looks.
** Jane on social stereotyping:
-->"That's convenient, follow the guy in the big cowboy hat...we all know that's the uniform of a Texan?"
** Andy's multipurpose cowboy bust:
-->"We weren't allowed to bring any weapons or anything, so I've mostly been using this cowboy bust as a distraction, melee weapon, confidant...it's a lot more practical help than [[MissionControl Diana]], right Diana?"
** After one of the chefs coughs, Andy chokes him out:
-->"Hi! Health inspector. This is for coughing in the soup."
!!Let's Plays
* The running gags in the ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' videos: one where the players will make [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial incredibly awkward and unconvincing]] in-character statements, and one where Andy will make a PostMortemOneLiner at every opportunity.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Paris:
** Andy managing to, completely accidentally, kill both his targets by shoving one off the balcony onto the other.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Bangkok:
** Having stolen a unique costume from a drummer as part of the first assassination, Andy goes out of his way to retain it as long as possible, even going back to get it after the second assassination.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Colorado:
** Jane getting stuck in a box.
** Andy deciding that after putting on the scarecrow disguise, 47 has clearly become a horror movie SerialKiller, complete with editing in some creepy music.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Morocco:
** Andy's increasing frustration with incessant tailing.
-->"That's probably too many people, isn't it. Probably 20 or 30 people is too many witnesses."\\
(Staring at the scenery) "I'm really interested in these plates, definitely interested in these plates. ISOLATE YOURSELF!"\\
(In disguise) "Hey guys, I put up that one poster I had left. Sorry it took so long; I wanted to wander around for some reason and not isolate myself...oh God, more tailing?!"\\
"I was kind of hoping for...less tailing after that initial tailing."\\
"I'm really starting to rethink my Hitman choices right now."\\
(Upon arriving and being told to go and listen to the general) "Let me guess: he wants us to go and tail someone, around the city."
** Andy being jet-setting and cosmopolitan.
-->"Now I've not actually been to Morocco, but I've been to the Morocco pavilion at Epcot, so I can tell you that this is extremely accurate! Uh, I don't know if it's accurate. It's very nice, though."
** Mike expects a certain measure of GenreSavvy from these guards.
-->"Don't smoke next to exploding barrels! Are you aware of how dangerous this is? This is a videogame, for pity's sake!"
** Mike nailing a guard right in the mouth with a pool ball.
** Jane tries to find symbolism in killing a corrupt Swedish banker with a fiberglass moose.
-->"Moose are Swedish, so it's kind of ironic, probably. Not really a satire on banking as much as...[[ShapedLikeItself a moose]], but..."
** Andy applies Logic to his problem:
-->"If you were a Swedish embassy, where would you be?"
** Andy concludes that the janitor he's just knocked unconscious would probably want to be put in the bin, out of visibility.
** Jane, on a failed silent attack:
-->"Just punch him in the butt and snap his neck. [[SarcasmMode Classy.]] [[SelfDeprecation I am just class all the way.]] Who says I can't make the most of an opportunity? That was a great opportunity to...punch him in the butt...and snap his neck."
** Andy's one-liner falls nearly as flat as the target just did:
-->"I guess there was...Nor-way he could have survived that? Oh wait, he's Swedish. [SoundEffectBleep]."
** Andy pauses in the midst of his escape to photobomb a tourist.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Japan:
** Both Andy and Jane being distracted from the mission by the setting: Andy taking a brief holiday in his room, and Jane pausing to observe [[SceneryPorn the admittedly incredible view]]. Mike is the only one to remain mostly on target...but he does get distracted later on by how much of a mess one of his targets made when she fell over a balcony (with some help).
** All three of them are amazed by the bathrooms: Andy and Mike are distracted by the automatic toilet lid, while Jane considers the stealing potential inherent to the array of shampoos and soaps.
** Mike is nothing if not honest about his typical strategy:
-->"Now, unfortunately, I've not been allowed to bring a gun, which is going to make it extremely difficult to kill my usual nineteen people..."
** Andy gets medical:
-->"Ooh, doctors." [hits one in the face with an improvised throwing weapon] "My diagnosis is cowboy bust to the head."
[Having stolen one's costume] "I'm a doctor now. Aren't you proud of me, mum."
** Mike, having stolen a racing costume from a corpse in the morgue, geeks out about how cool he looks.
** Jane on social stereotyping:
-->"That's convenient, follow the guy in the big cowboy hat...we all know that's the uniform of a Texan?"
** Andy's multipurpose cowboy bust:
-->"We weren't allowed to bring any weapons or anything, so I've mostly been using this cowboy bust as a distraction, melee weapon, confidant...it's a lot more practical help than [[MissionControl Diana]], right Diana?"
** After one of the chefs coughs, Andy chokes him out:
-->"Hi! Health inspector. This is for coughing in the soup."
