History Funny / OrcsMustDie

2nd Oct '14 11:03:48 AM Gregzilla
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-->Sorceress: ''Weak, pathetic, small child...why will you not let me teach you?''\\
Apprentice: ''That's what the old man used to say.''\\
Sorceress: ''I will feast on your heart and bathe in your blood!''\\
Apprentice: ''He used to say that, too, when he got a little drunk.''\\
Sorceress: ''Ugh. I am done. You will never know the pleasures we could have had together.''\\
Apprentice: ''Wow...yeah, he never said that.''

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-->Sorceress: ''Weak, -->'''Sorceress:''' Weak, pathetic, small child...why will you not let me teach you?''\\
Apprentice: ''That's
you?\\
'''Apprentice:''' That's
what the old man used to say.''\\
Sorceress: ''I
\\
'''Sorceress:''' I
will feast on your heart and bathe in your blood!''\\
Apprentice: ''He
blood!\\
'''Apprentice:''' He
used to say that, too, when he got a little drunk.''\\
Sorceress: ''Ugh.
\\
'''Sorceress:''' Ugh.
I am done. You will never know the pleasures we could have had together.''\\
Apprentice: ''Wow...
\\
'''Apprentice:''' Wow...
yeah, he never said that.''
2nd Oct '14 10:52:19 AM Gregzilla
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-->'''Sorceress:''' Perfectly reasonable. I'd have done the same.

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-->'''Sorceress:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Perfectly reasonable. I'd have done the same.same]].
23rd Aug '14 11:51:26 AM GuyYouMetOnline
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* The Apprentice dancing when he completes a level. Never mind the gravity of the situation - he's loving every moment taking his enemies down.

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* The Apprentice dancing when he completes a level. Never mind the gravity of the situation - he's loving every moment taking his enemies down.down.
* The sequel gives us this exchange upon the discovery that [[spoiler: the Old Mage didn't die]]:
--> '''Sorceress:''' So you just... left him there?
-->'''Apprentice:''' ...Yeah.
-->'''Sorceress:''' Perfectly reasonable. I'd have done the same.
16th Apr '14 12:35:02 PM Thecommander236
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-->Sorceress: ''Weak, pathetic, small child...why will you not let me teach you?''
-->Apprentice: ''That's what the old man used to say.''
-->Sorceress: ''I will feast on your heart and bathe in your blood!''
-->Apprentice: ''He used to say that, too, when he got a little drunk.''
-->Sorceress: ''Ugh. I am done. You will never know the pleasures we could have had together.''
-->Apprentice: ''Wow...yeah, he never said that.''

to:

-->Sorceress: ''Weak, pathetic, small child...why will you not let me teach you?''
-->Apprentice:
you?''\\
Apprentice:
''That's what the old man used to say.''
-->Sorceress:
''\\
Sorceress:
''I will feast on your heart and bathe in your blood!''
-->Apprentice:
blood!''\\
Apprentice:
''He used to say that, too, when he got a little drunk.''
-->Sorceress:
''\\
Sorceress:
''Ugh. I am done. You will never know the pleasures we could have had together.''
-->Apprentice:
''\\
Apprentice:
''Wow...yeah, he never said that.''



--> ''Shaken, '''and''' stirred! Also stabbed.''
--> ''Spring traps, fullfilling orcs' dreams of flight since 1191.''
--> ''Let's take a moment to reflect on my mistakes.. AH who am I kidding? I didn't make any!''

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--> ''Shaken, -->''Shaken, '''and''' stirred! Also stabbed.''
-->
''\\
''Spring traps, fullfilling orcs' dreams of flight since 1191.''
-->
''\\
''Let's take a moment to reflect on my mistakes.. AH who am I kidding? I didn't make any!''



** For Instance: First game, The Balcony. The Orc entrance doorway is already choked with tar traps, the first bridge is choked with Elf archers, and the first archway has several arrow traps for those pesky flyers. It's the final wave. What's missing from this picture? Spring traps pointed at the door, of course, so they can do it ''all over again''!

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** For Instance: First game, The Balcony. The Orc entrance doorway is already choked with tar traps, the first bridge is choked with Elf archers, and the first archway has several arrow traps for those pesky flyers. It's the final wave. What's missing from this picture? Spring traps pointed at the door, of course, so they can do it ''all over again''!again''!
* The Apprentice dancing when he completes a level. Never mind the gravity of the situation - he's loving every moment taking his enemies down.
7th May '13 8:18:08 AM Landis
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** For Instance: First game, The Hallway. The Orc entrance doorway is already choked with tar traps, the first bridge is choked with Elf archers, and the first archway has several arrow traps for those pesky flyers. It's the final wave. What's missing from this picture? Spring traps pointed at the door, of course, so they can do it ''all over again''!

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** For Instance: First game, The Hallway.Balcony. The Orc entrance doorway is already choked with tar traps, the first bridge is choked with Elf archers, and the first archway has several arrow traps for those pesky flyers. It's the final wave. What's missing from this picture? Spring traps pointed at the door, of course, so they can do it ''all over again''!
29th Apr '13 8:57:22 PM Landis
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* This is a game that allows players to make their OWN crowning moments of awesome/funny. Some kills and trap combinations are so wonderfully efficient and nifty that you will probably laugh in amusement and amazement at your orc killing prowess.

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* This is a game that allows players to make their OWN crowning moments of awesome/funny. Some kills and trap combinations are so wonderfully efficient and nifty that you will probably laugh in amusement and amazement at your orc killing prowess.prowess.
** For Instance: First game, The Hallway. The Orc entrance doorway is already choked with tar traps, the first bridge is choked with Elf archers, and the first archway has several arrow traps for those pesky flyers. It's the final wave. What's missing from this picture? Spring traps pointed at the door, of course, so they can do it ''all over again''!
29th Jan '13 8:03:25 AM geneslamm
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* This is a game that allows players to make their OWN crowning moments of awesome/funny. Some kills and trap combinations are so wonderfully efficient and nifty that you will probably laugh in amusement and amazement at your orc killing prowess.
13th Aug '12 3:56:55 PM Theharbo
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--> ''Shaken, '''and''' stirred! Also stabbed.''

to:

--> ''Shaken, '''and''' stirred! Also stabbed.''''
--> ''Spring traps, fullfilling orcs' dreams of flight since 1191.''
--> ''Let's take a moment to reflect on my mistakes.. AH who am I kidding? I didn't make any!''
4th Aug '12 2:09:15 PM SkarmoryThePG
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** ''Shaken, '''and''' stirred! Also stabbed.'''

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** --> ''Shaken, '''and''' stirred! Also stabbed.'''''
3rd Aug '12 1:43:01 PM SkarmoryThePG
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* ''Shaken, '''and''' stirred! Also stabbed.'''

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* ** ''Shaken, '''and''' stirred! Also stabbed.'''
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