History Funny / OfficeSpace

* Peter's nightmare about [[FanDisservice Lumbergh screwing Joanna]] and ''still'' being his usual inane, smarmy self. All done while [[MustHaveCaffeine still drinking coffee]]. According to Creator/GaryCole, it didn't click with him that they were making a comedy film until he was handed a coffee mug while filming this scene.

* Peter's nightmare about [[FanDisservice Lumbergh screwing Joanna]] and ''still'' being his usual inane, smarmy self. All done while [[MustHaveCaffeine still drinking coffee]].

* "... ''''PC Load Letter''''? The fuck does that mean?!"[[note]]For what it's worth, "PC" means "Paper Cartridge", which is an old term for the tray that you put paper in, and "Load Letter" means "Load letter-sized (8.5 x 11 inches) paper" into that tray. Most modern printers display something like "Load letter paper in Tray 1", with the trays clearly marked as to which tray is which. Sadly, they're still not much better at recognizing that yes, letter paper ''is'' in that tray.[[/note]]

* "... ''''PC Load Letter''''? The fuck does that mean?!"[[note]]For what it's worth, "PC" means "Paper Cartridge", which is an old term for the tray that you put paper in, and "Load Letter" means "Load letter-sized (8.5 x 11 inches) paper" into that tray[[/note]]

* "... ''''PC Load Letter''''? The fuck does that mean?!"

* In one scene, Peter is blowing off his job off by fishing during a montage. In the very next scene of the montage, he brings the fish to work, lays it out on one of his memos and proceeds to partially gut it, tossing the guts on a blank pile of his hated TPS reports.

---> '''Samir''': Mother shitter! Son of an... ass!

--> '''Judge''': In light of the senselessness of these heinous crimes that you have committed against Initech, I hereby sentence you, Michael Bolton, and Samir Naan... Nanadajibad... to a term of no less than four years in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison. Peter Gibbons, you've led a trite and meaningless life, and you're a very ''bad'' person.

-->'''Peter:''' We need to swear...to God, Allah...to ''never'' tell ''anyone'' about this.
-->''(others nod)''
-->'''Lawrence:''' ''(through the wall)'' DON'T WORRY 'BOUT ME, MAN! I WON'T TELL NOBODY EITHER!
-->'''Michael:''' Who the fuck was ''that?!''
-->'''Peter:''' Don't worry about him, he's cool.

-->'''Peter''': So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. [[ButtMonkey So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.]]
-->'''Dr. Swanson''': What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
-->'''Peter''': [[BluntYes Yeah.]]
-->'''Dr. Swanson''': [[{{Understatement}} Wow, that's messed up.]]
* How about when they smash up that printer while [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic the Geto Boys are playing]]?. The icing on the cake is Michael snapping into a rage and pounding on what's left of the printer and having to be pulled off of it by Samir and Peter.

-->'''Peter:''' Not right now, Lumbergh, I'm kinda busy. In fact, [[IronicEcho I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead]] and come back some other time. I've got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes.
-->'''Lumbergh:''' Uh, I wasn't aware of a meeting with them.
-->'''Peter:''' Yeah, they called me at home.
-->'''Lumbergh:''' That sounds good, Peter. And uh, we'll go ahead and get this all fixed up for ya.

-->'''Michael:''' Well, that was easy.
-->'''Peter:''' Yeah, I guess it was.

-->'''Peter:''' Lawrence, let me ask you something: when you come in on Monday and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
-->'''Lawrence:''' ...No. Naw, man. ''(leans in)'' '''Shit''' naw, man! I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like 'at, man.

-->'''Lawrence:''' So what would you do if you had a million dollars?
-->'''Peter:''' I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing.
-->'''Lawrence:''' Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man! Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit!

--> '''Bob''': What would you say you ''do'' here?\\
'''Tom''': Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the ''goddamn'' customers so the engineers don't have to. I have ''people'' skills. I am ''good'' at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! ''What the hell is wrong with you people''?!

--> '''Anne:''' Listen, asshole, nobody hangs up on me. We're through. Oh, (chuckle), and one more thing; '''[[SuddenlyShouting I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!!!]]'''

* How about when they smash up that printer while [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic the Geto Boys are playing]]?. The icing on the cake is Michael snapping into a rage and pounding on what's left of the printer and having to be pulled off of it by Samir and Michael.

* The scene with Lumbergh confronting Peter about the TPS reports while Peter is playing ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' on his computer.

-->'''Lumbergh:''' Meeting? I wasn't aware of any meeting.

-->'''Lumbergh:''' That sounds great, Peter. and uh, we'll go ahead and get this all fixed up for ya.

'''Tom''': Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am ''good'' at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! ''What the hell is wrong with you people''?!

* And how about this gem?

-->'''Lawrence:''' Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit!

* This exchange between Peter and Lawrence, particularly how it takes a moment for the utter lameness of the phrase to really sink in and how much seems to offend the latter:

* After his meeting with the Bobs, Peter decides to just leave the office. On his way out he encounters Lumbergh, who greets him with a standard "Oh. Peter. What's happening?", expecting Peter to stop and talk to him. Peter however just sidesteps and continues down the hall toward the exit, leaving Lumbergh standing there looking as if he can't quite process what just happened.