History Funny / OBrotherWhereArtThou

-->''(Everett falls on his front and gets dragged backward out of the door)''

* "Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderi-AAHHH!!"
** The look on his face as he's dragged backward out the door.

* "Gimme that microphone! These boys is not white! These boys is ''not'' white! Hell! They ain't even old timey"

"I believe it's more of a kickin' sitchiation."

** "Is you is, or is you ain't mah cunstichensy?"[[note: "constituency", if you didn't get it.]]

** "Is you is, or is you ain't mah cunstichensy?"[[note: "constituency", if you didn't get it.

* "Gimme that microphone! These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell! They ain't even old timey"

** "Is you is, or is you ain't mah cunstichensy?"

"I believe it's more of a kickin' sitchiation."

* "He's got a good system goin', though." "With the midget... and broom."
** "We ought to get ourselves a ''smaller'' midget."
** "We'd look like a buncha johnny-come-latelies!"

* "You're lucky your momma died givin' birth -- if she had seen ya', she'd a' died of shame!"

'''Delmar:''' Of course it's Pete! Look at him!... We gotta find some kind of wizard to change him back. \"

* "Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate! Cue the awkward, misunderstanding waitress.

** "Is you is, or is you ain't mah [[strike: constituency]] cunstichensy?"

-->"Everett : I'm not sure that's Pete. \\
Delmar: Of course it's Pete! Look at him!... We gotta find some kind of wizard to change him back. \"

* "He's got a good system goin', though." "With the midget...and broom."

** "Blewie!" "Nothin' left." "Just a grease spot on the L&N!"

** "Blewie! Just a grease spot on the L&N"

* "That don't make no sense!"

** "Just a grease spot on the L&N"

** [[EyeTake ...]] "[[ThisIsSPARTA DO NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE.]]"

* "That ain't your daddy, your daddy got hit by a train!"

** It's the way he says the second half of the line, as if there were some sort of administrative error or a mix-up in the paperwork somewhere along the line.

* "Them si-reens done loved 'im up and turned him into a [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean horny-toad]]!"

* "Say, is any of you boys smithees? Or, if not smithees per-say, were you at least trained in the metallurgical arts before you assumed a life of aimless wanderi-AAHHH!!"

* "Looks like George is right back on top again!"

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: "Oh, George...not the livestock."
** "I 'spect some miscegenation in they he'itage! Usin' a Confed'rate flag as a miss-ile!"
** "Wow... I'll only be 82!"

** "Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
*** [[RunningGag "Damn! We're in a tight spot!"]]
** "We're gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!"
** "Gopher, Everett?"
** "Them si-reens done loved 'im up and turned him into a [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean horny-toad]]!"
** "We thought you was a... t... toad!"
*** [[EyeTake ...]] "[[ThisIsSPARTA DO NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE.]]"
** "You're lucky your momma died givin' birth -- if she had seen ya', she'd a' died of shame!"
** [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Everett's fist fight. Nuff said.]]
** "I don't get it, Big Dan."
*** "IT'S ALLLLL ABOUT THE MONEY!"
** "You sold your immortal soul to the devil for some gittar lessons?" "Well, I wasn't using it for nothing..."
** "You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."
** "Gimme that microphone! These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell! They ain't even old timey"
*** [[RuleOfThree "Damn! We're in a tight spot!"]]
*** "Is you is, or is you ain't mah [[strike: constituency]] cunstichensy?"
** "Say, is any of you boys smithees? Or, if not smithees per-say, were you at least trained in the metallurgical arts before you assumed a life of aimless wanderi-AAHHH!!"
** "He's got a good system goin', though." "With the midget...and broom."
*** "We ought to get ourselves a ''smaller'' midget."
** "Looks like George is right back on top again!"