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16th Aug '16 9:01:11 PM AndyMouse
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-->'''Jesus:''' I saw that monkey boy you were talking about I took a HEAVING shit on his friend.

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-->'''Jesus:''' I saw that monkey boy you were talking about about, I took a HEAVING shit on his friend.
12th Aug '16 9:55:45 PM Jamesmast
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** Made better by the fact that Luffy was seemingly warning Sanji despite the battle already being over


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* Sanji's reaction after finding out he'll be fighting Anthony
11th Aug '16 1:37:36 PM Bacon_Pancakes
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*Hell, the entire scene with Johnny and Yusuke is comic GOLD!
-->'''Johnny:''' "And I bet you play online poker in assless chaps! *Swings his sword at Luffy*
-->'''Zoro:''' "Johnny."
-->'''Johnny:''' "ooh?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Johnny, it's been too long. What the hell are you doing here?"
-->'''Johnny:''' "Oh, me? I'm on a trip to the cosmos. In my mind!"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Yeah, we get it, your on peyote. Where the hell's Yusuke?"
-->'''Johnny:''' "Oh him! ....He's still on the ship. we can go say hi to him if you want."
-->'''Johnny:''' "HEY! Yusuke! We got guests! Show some fuckin' respect! *Yusuke is blue and injured on the deck* ...Lazy piece of shit."
-->'''Yusuke:''' "Zoro... is that you?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Yeah Yusuke, I'm here. What happened?"
-->'''Yusuke:''' "A week ago this motherfucker smoked twelve ounces of peyote and then stabbed me."
-->'''Johnny:''' "HEY! Shut the fuck up about that!"
-->'''Yusuke:''' "He's been high ever since."
-->'''Johnny:''' "You better shut the fuck up before I dip my testicles in your mouth again."
-->'''Yusuke:''' "Zoro, please. He's crazy."
-->'''Johnny:''' *Stuffs his junk into Yusuke's mouth* "WOOOOOO!"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Johnny, get off him!"
-->'''Johnny:''' "Gyahh, I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me."
-->'''Zoro:''' "Dude, he's turning blue. What the hell have you been feeding him?"
-->'''Johnny:''' "I've been giving him testicle sandwiches for like a week!"
-->'''Zoro:''' "...Johnny, You can't satiate someone's nutritional values on nutsack!"
-->'''Johnny:''' *Beat*
-->'''Zoro:''' "Alright. Baratie's not too far from here."
-->'''Johnny:''' "My nuts have all kinds of nutritional value."
-->'''Zoro:''' "Holy shit dude!"
6th Aug '16 10:19:52 PM AndyMouse
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[[caption-width-right:350:And so, our heroes fought the squall with an iron might, AND A SHIP COVERED IN HORSE PENISES.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:And so, our heroes fought the squall with an iron might, [[ItMakesSenseInContext AND A SHIP COVERED IN HORSE PENISES.PENISES]].]]
6th Aug '16 5:35:17 PM SkinnyVinnie
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** Don Kringle tries to shoot a bullet at Luffy, only for it to fall out after the blast and land in the water with a plop. It still manages to make a huge splash somehow.
6th Aug '16 11:47:14 AM Fourze99
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[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/none_piece.PNG]]
[[caption-width-right:350:And so, our heroes fought the squall with an iron might, AND A SHIP COVERED IN HORSE PENISES.]]
3rd Aug '16 12:10:36 PM AndyMouse
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-->'''Zoro:''' "I'd suck a fart out of her ass."

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*The opening. Just.....the opening.
-->'''Luffy:''' (to an apple) Time for you to go to Hell! (eats it)
-->'''Zoro:''' (sighs) Pass me on of them apples dude. (gets hit in the face with one, which gets repeated several times)
-->'''Nami:''' Where the [[CensoredForComedy F**K]] are we supposed to be going anyway?!
-->'''Zoro:''' Relax, let nature do it's thing!
-->(cutaway to two birds chatting)
-->'''Bird #1''': You got the stuff?
-->'''Bird #2''': Yeah, I got some swag fo' ya!
-->'''Bird #1''': I see you're still retar-
-->'''Zoro''': [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] [[SuddenlyShouting nature in its ass!]]
*'''Zoro:'''
"I'd suck a fart out of her ass."



* A customer on the Baratie complains his soup is just a ''little'' too cold. Sanji flat out ''shits in his soup'' and beats the crap out of him while singing Hush Little Baby.

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* A customer on the Baratie complains his soup is just a ''little'' too cold. Sanji flat out ''shits in his soup'' and beats the crap out of him while singing Hush Little Baby. What makes it even more hilarious is [[CrossesTheLineTwice another customer cheering Sanji on]].



-->'''Jesus:'''I saw that monkey boy you were talking about I took a HEAVING shit on his friend.

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-->'''Jesus:'''I -->'''Jesus:''' I saw that monkey boy you were talking about I took a HEAVING shit on his friend.
2nd Aug '16 7:24:22 PM AndyMouse
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*At the end, Jesus visits Shanks and states that he ran into Luffy and battled Zoro.
-->'''Jesus:'''I saw that monkey boy you were talking about I took a HEAVING shit on his friend.
-->'''Shanks:''' (pouring Jesus a drink) Well, looks like the foot is on the other shoe now!
--> Jesus's drink blows up and he turns towards Shanks, [[BrickJoke implying that he beefed in it]].
29th Jul '16 12:08:36 PM SkinnyVinnie
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** You Picked Me playing after Luffy punches Don Kringle in the face.
28th Jul '16 11:22:27 AM Fourze99
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** Then Don arrives.
--> '''(Heavenly Choir starts then immediatley stops)'''
--> '''Don:''' That's right assholes! Second Christmas is here! Now everyone get out your shit and put it in this bag!
--> '''Zoro:''' Wait, he's robbing us?
--> '''Sanji:''' Yes asshole!I just explained that!
--> '''Zoro:''' Oh my god! Then call it '''REVERSE''' CHRISTMAS!
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