History Funny / NonePiece

3rd Feb '16 6:47:42 PM burinnu
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** For anyone who is [[MindScrew still]] [[DontExplainTheJoke confused]]: [[spoiler:Luffy realized that everything being filmed in the movie was real. It was a bestiality/porno film. The first film was a snuff film because the crew doing first film were all murdered, presumably by Gaimon/Man-in-a-box.]]
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** For anyone who is [[MindScrew still]] [[DontExplainTheJoke confused]]: [[spoiler:Luffy realized that everything being filmed in the movie was real. It was a bestiality/porno film. The first film was a snuff film because the crew doing the first film were all murdered, presumably by Gaimon/Man-in-a-box.]]
3rd Feb '16 6:39:09 PM burinnu
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How could Luffy hear him if he was just thinking? I always assumed the vet was the one who was standing really far away.
'''Nami:''' *whispering* "Ok, what's plan 'B'?"\\ '''Usopp:''' "Nami, my nose is six inches long, I'm wearing a hair-net, and I just shit myself. Do you really think I have a plan 'B'?"\\
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'''Nami:''' *whispering* "Ok, "Okay, what's plan 'B'?"\\ '''Usopp:''' *also whispering* "Nami, my nose is six inches long, I'm wearing a hair-net, and I just shit myself. Do you really think I have a plan 'B'?"\\

'''Usopp:''' "Ok... I'm completely lost."\\
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'''Usopp:''' "Ok..."Oh-kay... I'm completely lost."\\

'''Django:''' "No! Don't, 'eugh'! It's good for them; they live healthier lives."
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'''Django:''' "No! Don't, Don't 'eugh'! It's good for them; they live healthier lives."

'''Django:''' "Ok, I can't take it. Mr. Whiskers! Mr. Tinkles! Attack them!"
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'''Django:''' "Ok, "Okay, I can't take it. Mr. Whiskers! Mr. Tinkles! Attack them!"

'''Neutering Veterinarian:''' *thinking* "''[[SilentSnarker Now's probably not the best time to remind him that we came here solely to spay cats.]]''"\\
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'''Neutering Veterinarian:''' *thinking* *far away* "''[[SilentSnarker Now's probably not the best time to remind him that we came here solely to spay cats.]]''"\\

'''Django:''' "Wht-? Yeah- That's neutering, but it's not how it works."\\ '''Neutering Veterinarian:''' *thinking* "''[[SilentSnarker Eh... basically it is.]]''"
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'''Django:''' "Wht-? "What-? Yeah- That's neutering, but it's not how it works."\\ '''Neutering Veterinarian:''' *thinking* *far away* "''[[SilentSnarker Eh... basically it is.]]''"

-->'''Man in a Box:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Alright in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.]]
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-->'''Man in a Box:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Alright Alright, in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.]]
3rd Feb '16 6:33:11 PM burinnu
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-->'''Suzaku:''' "''eating licorice!''"
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-->'''Suzaku:''' "''eating "''Eating licorice!''"

-->'''Zoro:''' "'''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs NO, PUNCH THE HOVERBOARD, EAT THE SWINGSET]]'''"
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-->'''Zoro:''' "'''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs NO, PUNCH THE HOVERBOARD, EAT THE SWINGSET]]'''"SWINGSET!]]'''"

-->'''Lelouch:''' "Ok, so we're all clear on this? The hoverboard is made of licorice. We ''can'' punch it if we want to, but only if it's near a swingset. Is that good, are we good?"
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-->'''Lelouch:''' "Ok, "Okay, so we're all clear on this? this: The hoverboard is made of licorice. We ''can'' punch it if we want to, but only if it's near a swingset. Is that good, are we good?"
9th Nov '15 11:49:20 AM nmn3r3
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** "I'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL ALL THE WITNESSES!" (''[[GoryDiscretionShot beatdown ensues]]'') "DIDJA SEE THAT ONE LAD? [[RefugeInAudacity HIS PANCREAS CAME RIGHT OUT HIS TEARDUCTS]]!"
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** "I'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL ALL THE WITNESSES!" (''[[GoryDiscretionShot beatdown ensues]]'') "DIDJA SEE THAT ONE LAD? [[RefugeInAudacity [[CrossesTheLineTwice HIS PANCREAS CAME RIGHT OUT HIS TEARDUCTS]]!"
16th Aug '15 12:35:02 PM SkinnyVinnie
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** "Da Cow La"
17th Jul '15 2:02:43 PM Racso
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* The sequence before the credits where Toei Animation, Funimation, Fuji TV, and Eiichiro Oda get in a fight over [[ItMakesSenseInContext what counts as a van.]]
5th Jun '15 1:26:02 AM mysterykcad
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* Zoro being woken up from his coma is hilarious if you're paying attention. -->''Nami picks up Man in a Box's dropped gun'' -->'''Nami:''' ''(to Usopp)'' Come on, let's go wake Zoro up. ** About a minute later, Zoro reappears: -->'''Zoro:''' ''(casually)'' Hey. Who the fuck shot me?
5th May '15 4:15:13 PM burinnu
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Just adding an explanation. It took me a while to really get the ending of Episode 8, and judging from the youtube comments, I wasn't the only one.
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** For anyone who is [[MindScrew still]] [[DontExplainTheJoke confused]]: [[spoiler:Luffy realized that everything being filmed in the movie was real. It was a bestiality/porno film. The first film was a snuff film because the crew doing first film were all murdered, presumably by Gaimon/Man-in-a-box.]]
20th Mar '15 10:41:32 PM mysterykcad
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* Episode 1: ** A pirate mook trying to calm down the passengers on a cruise boat in the first episode:
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* [[foldercontrol]] [[folder: Episode 1: ** 1]] * A pirate mook trying to calm down the passengers on a cruise boat in the first episode:

** "High School prom on a boat. Pretty cool, huh?" "Well, at least the white people can blame their inability to dance on sea turbulence!" ** "MY ONLY WEAKNESS! MY BALLS! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" ** "I THOUGHT [[Film/BattlefieldEarth BATTLEFIELD EARTH]] WAS AN OKAY MOVIE!!" ** "I WON'T GO BACK TO PRISON, MY BUTTHOLE CAN'T TAKE THAT ABUSE!" *** "I'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL ALL THE WITNESSES!" (''[[GoryDiscretionShot beatdown ensues]]'') "DIDJA SEE THAT ONE LAD? [[RefugeInAudacity HIS PANCREAS CAME RIGHT OUT HIS TEARDUCTS]]!" ** "If there's something you need to know about me, everything is made of rubber. And before you ask, yes. Yes, it is." *** Also funny because the creator of the actual OnePiece was once asked that as well, and he also answered in the affirmative, going so far as to have it be pointed out in the story itself. ** Luffy's variation of a childhood insult.
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** * "High School prom on a boat. Pretty cool, huh?" "Well, at least the white people can blame their inability to dance on sea turbulence!" ** * "MY ONLY WEAKNESS! MY BALLS! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" ** * "I THOUGHT [[Film/BattlefieldEarth BATTLEFIELD EARTH]] WAS AN OKAY MOVIE!!" ** * "I WON'T GO BACK TO PRISON, MY BUTTHOLE CAN'T TAKE THAT ABUSE!" *** ** "I'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL ALL THE WITNESSES!" (''[[GoryDiscretionShot beatdown ensues]]'') "DIDJA SEE THAT ONE LAD? [[RefugeInAudacity HIS PANCREAS CAME RIGHT OUT HIS TEARDUCTS]]!" ** * "If there's something you need to know about me, everything is made of rubber. And before you ask, yes. Yes, it is." *** ** Also funny because the creator of the actual OnePiece was once asked that as well, and he also answered in the affirmative, going so far as to have it be pointed out in the story itself. ** * Luffy's variation of a childhood insult.

* In Episode 2 - The way Luffy says "Ah yes, swords. Nature's knives." ** '''Luffy:''' "WOAH! She snuck up on us like a, like a-"
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* In [[/folder]] [[folder: Episode 2 - 2]] * The way Luffy says "Ah yes, swords. Nature's knives." ** * '''Luffy:''' "WOAH! She snuck up on us like a, like a-"

** Immediately after Zoro punches Helmeppo for wearing a purple suit...
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** * Immediately after Zoro punches Helmeppo for wearing a purple suit...

** Helmeppo and his two soldiers strutting away fabulously to the tune of "Walk the Dinosaur". Zoro certainly approves.
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** * Helmeppo and his two soldiers strutting away fabulously to the tune of "Walk the Dinosaur". Zoro certainly approves.

** Helmeppo takes a bite out of a rice ball, then slaps the others out of the girl's hand.
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** * Helmeppo takes a bite out of a rice ball, then slaps the others out of the girl's hand.

*** Followed by:
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*** ** Followed by:

** After Helmeppo gets punched in the face by Luffy:
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** * After Helmeppo gets punched in the face by Luffy:

** Most of Morgan's Scenes.
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** * Most of Morgan's Scenes.

** Luffy's lost:
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** * Luffy's lost:

** Luffy breaks Morgan's Statue:
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** * Luffy breaks Morgan's Statue:

* Episode 3: ** The Intro.
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* [[/folder]] [[folder: Episode 3: ** 3]] * The Intro.

** "You saved me yet again baby seal!" "But you still have all your hair..." [absurdly long pause, in which Luffy notices that Zoro somehow escaped his binds] "Okay." *** [[spoiler: [[DontExplainTheJoke The joke being that Luffy's]] FunetikAksent [[DontExplainTheJoke makes it sound like he's saying "shave" instead of "save"]].]]
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** * "You saved me yet again baby seal!" "But you still have all your hair..." [absurdly long pause, in which Luffy notices that Zoro somehow escaped his binds] "Okay." *** ** [[spoiler: [[DontExplainTheJoke The joke being that Luffy's]] FunetikAksent [[DontExplainTheJoke makes it sound like he's saying "shave" instead of "save"]].]]

** Luffy runs at Morgan through a crowd of Marines.
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** * Luffy runs at Morgan through a crowd of Marines.

** (After viciously punching Morgan then knocking out Helmeppo in one hit)
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** * (After viciously punching Morgan then knocking out Helmeppo in one hit)

** Shank sitting with his hand in the air, and suddenly, without it being commented on, a waffle simply materializes from his hand. ** This ButtMonkey joke:
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** * Shank sitting with his hand in the air, and suddenly, without it being commented on, a waffle simply materializes from his hand. ** * This ButtMonkey joke:

** Luffy learns Zoro's first name.
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** * Luffy learns Zoro's first name.

** [[WhosOnFirst "What does the D stand for?"]] * Episode 4: ** Luffy is captured by Buggy.
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** * [[WhosOnFirst "What does the D stand for?"]] * [[/folder]] [[folder: Episode 4: ** 4]] * Luffy is captured by Buggy.

** Followed by Zoro rocking up with a very long cheese-and-meat sandwich. He didn't even know there were six different kinds of meat. ** Buggy is cut up by Zoro.
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** * Followed by Zoro rocking up with a very long cheese-and-meat sandwich. He didn't even know there were six different kinds of meat. ** * Buggy is cut up by Zoro.

** The color commentator.
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** * The color commentator.

** Zoro gets finished lugging Luffy in a cage. Then Nami brings a key a Zoro yells about Nami having the F***-ing key. The hilarious part is that the next {{Sound Effect Bleep}} manages the ''fail'' to cover up the F-bomb, being placed right before it.
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** * Zoro gets finished lugging Luffy in a cage. Then Nami brings a key a Zoro yells about Nami having the F***-ing key. The hilarious part is that the next {{Sound Effect Bleep}} manages the ''fail'' to cover up the F-bomb, being placed right before it.

*** [[FridgeLogic What was the bleep covering up?]] The sentence makes sense without the bleep. ** The banter between Zolo and Buggy's first mate:
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*** ** [[FridgeLogic What was the bleep covering up?]] The sentence makes sense without the bleep. ** * The banter between Zolo and Buggy's first mate:

** This:
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** * This:

** "It's Taco day ..." *** Even funnier is the follow-up to that story.
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** * "It's Taco day ..." *** ** Even funnier is the follow-up to that story.

* Episode 14.5/5 may qualify for being one of the funniest videos in the history of the internet. PURE CRACK doesnīt even begin to describing it. ** Particular parts to note: the cameo with the two ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' soldiers fighting over cheese, Death the Kid chasing down Lelouch and the entire party sequence [[EpicFail (Lelouch is terrible at beer pong)]].
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* [[/folder]] [[folder: Episode 5-7 (Fanfic Mode)]] Episode 14.5/5 may qualify for being one of the funniest videos in the history of the internet. PURE CRACK doesnīt doesn't even begin to describing it. ** * Particular parts to note: the cameo with the two ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' soldiers fighting over cheese, Death the Kid chasing down Lelouch and the entire party sequence [[EpicFail (Lelouch is terrible at beer pong)]].

** Also worthy of note is Luffy's way of getting into Miss Kaya's estate.
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** * Also worthy of note is Luffy's way of getting into Miss Kaya's estate.

** And so the partying commenced:
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** * And so the partying commenced:

* Episode 5: ** Everything involving the dog was real. Purpleyes still kept everyone involved with talking to the dog in character. ** The villagers:
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* [[/folder]] [[folder: Episode 5: ** 5]] * Everything involving the dog was real. Purpleyes still kept everyone involved with talking to the dog in character. ** * The villagers:

* Episode 6 is a gold mine: ** While Luffy is arguing with some kid:
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* [[/folder]] [[folder: Episode 6 is a gold mine: ** 6]] * While Luffy is arguing with some kid:

** And before that...
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** * And before that...

** Luffy meets Kuro:
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\n** * Luffy meets Kuro:

** Kuro rages about how he was a butler for three years:
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\n** * Kuro rages about how he was a butler for three years:


** Luffy calls the crew to a meeting:
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\n** * Luffy calls the crew to a meeting:

** Luffy explains why he wants to recruit Usopp:
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\n** * Luffy explains why he wants to recruit Usopp:

* Episode 7
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\n* [[/folder]] [[folder: Episode 77]]

* Episode 8 ** The opening is a [[GagSub Gag sub]] to {{Videogame/GanbareGoemon}}. Highlights include: *** Continuously reminding the viewer to bring a salad and getting mad that they didn't. *** Translating a long line as "Good". *** Translating "Hochie" as [[ShapedLikeItself "Hochie"]]. *** Failing to understand a phrase that was already in English.
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\n* [[/folder]] [[folder: Episode 8 ** 8]] * The opening is a [[GagSub Gag sub]] to {{Videogame/GanbareGoemon}}. Highlights include: *** ** Continuously reminding the viewer to bring a salad and getting mad that they didn't. *** ** Translating a long line as "Good". *** ** Translating "Hochie" as [[ShapedLikeItself "Hochie"]]. *** ** Failing to understand a phrase that was already in English.

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27th Feb '15 2:22:03 PM EmperorZim
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* "And then Zoro fell into a fucking deep coma, because he's an overly critical '''''ASS!!!'''''
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* "And then Zoro fell into a fucking deep coma, because he's an overly critical '''''ASS!!!''''''''''ASS!!!'''''"
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