History Funny / Nier

-->'''[[spoiler:Tyrann]]''': [[spoiler:The other way...is to make her a normal human being again. But to make ''that'' happen, you gotta trade your own existence for hers...Well, there you go! Good luck with that!~]]

'''Weiss''': ''(gets up; hopping forward)'' It seems that some headstrong idiot has decided to push me to my limits... I should've taken that job as a cookbook when I had the chance. ''(starts floating again)''\\

'''Weiss''': Only joking. ''(turns to face Nier)'' I hate cookbooks.]]

--> Weiss! You dumbass! Start making sense you rotten book or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll rip your pages out one by one, or maybe I'll put you in the goddamn furnace! How can someone with such a big smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch huh?! (Mocking Weiss) "Oh Shadowlord. I love you Shadowlord. Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord." NOW PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS AND START [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] HELPING US!

** Nier's...unique method of landing sharks and other big fish, specifically [[spoiler:yanking them out of the water so hard, they go flying]].
* When you first meet Weiss and add him to your party, he acts extremely pompous, demands Nier calls him by his full name, finally taunts the shades that they will meet his thunderous wrath... And after a brief silence, he just lets out a limp "...oh, dear", due to the pounding Nier gave to his seal when he saw Yonah trapped behind it, causing the book to forget all of his spells. Nier is understandably bewildered.
-->"Oh '''''dear"?!'''''

** Later on, she calls another boss a "shithog", which causes Weiss to protest that it's not even a real word. Emil also calls the said boss the same thing...despite not even being present when she said it.

* Kaine ranting at Weiss in the prologue over a blank screen with Square Enix's name on it.

Kaine ranting at Weiss in the prologue over a blank screen with Square Enix's name on it.

--> Weiss! You dumbass! Start making sense you rotten book or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll rip your pages out one by one, or maybe I'll put you in the goddamn furnace! How can someone with such a big smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch huh?! (Mocking Weiss) "Oh Shadowlord. I love you Shadowlord. Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord." NOW PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS AND START [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] HELPING US!]]

* [[spoiler:TheStinger of Ending B combines this with HeartwarmingMoments. Emil is just so nonchalant about his HeroicSacrifice against Popola--[[ReluctantSacrifice the sacrifice he'd been scared to go through with]]--leaving him as just a head.]]

* Nier and Weiss' reactions to Kaine's swearing during the second boss fight in the Aerie.

** Nier's...unique method of landing sharks and other big fish, specifically [[spoiler:yanking them out of the water so hard they go flying]].
* When you first meet Weiss and add him to your party, he acts extremely pompous, demands Nier calls him by his full name, finally taunts the shades that they will meet his thunderous wrath... And after a brief silence, he just lets out a limp "erm", due to the pounding Nier gave to his seal when he saw Yonah trapped behind it causing him to forget all of his spells. Nier is understandably bewildered.

** Later on, she calls another boss a "shithog", which causes Weiss to protest that it's not even a real word, and Emil also calls the said boss the same thing...despite not even being present when she said it.
* After that boss fight, Nier urges Kaine to live. After she wakes up, Weiss berates her for acting like a coward and not a warrior, that she should live on for her friends, which Nier follows up with "And we are friends now!". Cue a dumbstruck Weiss telling him that was hardly the point of his lecture.
* When Kaine gets captured in the Barren Temple for violating the room's rules. She begins to swear and threaten her kidnapper with death, not being much more angered than a moment before. "Captured" here means "carried by a cone of light emitted by the kidnapper". The "kidnapper" in question is a levitating cube. Nier and Weiss act barely moved.
-->'''Weiss:''' I suppose we'll have to find her as well?\\
'''Nier:''' Yep.

* [[spoiler:TheStinger of Ending B combines this with HeartwarmingMoments. Emil is just so nonchalant about his HeroicSacrifice against Popola leaving him as just a head.]]
* In one sidequest, Nier is sent out to investigate the cause of a child's illness. He finds several berries that appear poisonous, but Kaine tries some, and says they're delicious. Nier tries one, and promptly keels over in pain.

* While Weiss [[spoiler: getting his powers burnt out by Devola]] near the end of the game is a dramatic and sad moment, Liam O'Brian's slurred reading of Weiss's lines sounds like he is piss-ass drunk.

* When you first meet Weiss and add him to your party, he acts extremely pompous, demands Nier calls him by his full name, finally taunts the shadows that they will meet his thunderous wrath... And after a brief silence, he just lets out a limp "erm", due to the pounding Nier gave to his seal when he saw Yonah trapped behind it causing him to forget all of his spells. Nier is understandably bewildered.

-->'''Weiis:''' I suppose we'll have to find her as well?\\

* When Yonah asks for venison and wheat to make a stew and serves it to Nier. During the fetch quest, Weiss questions whether he's really going to eat it, to which Nier barks that of course he will, because it would destroy Yonah if he didn't. Weiss simply wishes Nier good luck.

* While Weiss [[spoiler: getting his powers burnt out by Devola]] near the end of the game is a dramatic and sad moment, Liam O'Brian's slurred reading of Weiss lines sounds like he is piss-ass drunk.

* When Kaine gets captured in the Barren Temple for violating the room's rules. She begins to swear and threaten her capturer with death, not being much more angered than a moment before. "Captured" here means "carried by a cone of light emitted by the kidnapper". The "kidnapper" in question is a levitating cube. Nier and Weiss act barely moved.

* When Yonah asks for vernison and wheat to make a stew and serves it to Nier. During the fetch quest Weiss is questionning if he is really going to eat that which Nier barks that of course he will it would destroy Yonah if he wouldn't. Weiss simply wish Nier good luck.

* When you first meet Weiss and add him to your party, he acts extremely pompous, demands Nier calls him by his full name, finally taunts the shadows that they will meet his thunderous wrath... And after a brief silence, he just lets out a limp "erm". Nier is understandably bewildered.

** Later on, she calls another boss a "shithog", which causes Weiss to instant claim that it's not even a real word, and Emil also calls the said boss the same thing...despite not even being present when she said it.

* [[spoiler:TheStinger of Ending B combines this with HeartwarmingMoments. Emil is just so nonchalant about his HeroicSacrifice against Popola leaving him as just a head.]]

* [[spoiler:TheStinger of Ending B combines this with HeartwarmingMomemts. Emil is just so nonchalant about his HeroicSacrifice against Popola leaving him as just a head.]]