History Funny / NieR

15th Feb '18 12:51:26 AM 017Bluefield
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** Nier's...unique method of landing sharks and other big fish, specifically [[spoiler:yanking them out of the water so hard they go flying]].
* When you first meet Weiss and add him to your party, he acts extremely pompous, demands Nier calls him by his full name, finally taunts the shades that they will meet his thunderous wrath... And after a brief silence, he just lets out a limp "erm", due to the pounding Nier gave to his seal when he saw Yonah trapped behind it causing him to forget all of his spells. Nier is understandably bewildered.

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** Nier's...unique method of landing sharks and other big fish, specifically [[spoiler:yanking them out of the water so hard hard, they go flying]].
* When you first meet Weiss and add him to your party, he acts extremely pompous, demands Nier calls him by his full name, finally taunts the shades that they will meet his thunderous wrath... And after a brief silence, he just lets out a limp "erm", "...oh, dear", due to the pounding Nier gave to his seal when he saw Yonah trapped behind it it, causing him the book to forget all of his spells. Nier is understandably bewildered.bewildered.
-->"Oh '''''dear"?!'''''



** Later on, she calls another boss a "shithog", which causes Weiss to protest that it's not even a real word, and Emil also calls the said boss the same thing...despite not even being present when she said it.
* After that boss fight, Nier urges Kaine to live. After she wakes up, Weiss berates her for acting like a coward and not a warrior, that she should live on for her friends, which Nier follows up with "And we are friends now!". Cue a dumbstruck Weiss telling him that was hardly the point of his lecture.
* When Kaine gets captured in the Barren Temple for violating the room's rules. She begins to swear and threaten her kidnapper with death, not being much more angered than a moment before. "Captured" here means "carried by a cone of light emitted by the kidnapper". The "kidnapper" in question is a levitating cube. Nier and Weiss act barely moved.
-->'''Weiss:''' I suppose we'll have to find her as well?\\
'''Nier:''' Yep.

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** Later on, she calls another boss a "shithog", which causes Weiss to protest that it's not even a real word, and word. Emil also calls the said boss the same thing...despite not even being present when she said it.
* After that boss fight, killing Hook, Nier urges Kaine Kainé to live. After she wakes up, Weiss berates her for acting like a coward and not a warrior, that she should live on for her friends, which Nier follows up with "And we are friends now!". Cue a dumbstruck Weiss telling him that was hardly the point of his lecture.
* When Kaine Kainé gets captured in the Barren Temple for violating the room's rules. She begins to swear and threaten her kidnapper with death, not being much more angered than a moment before. "Captured" here means "carried by a cone of light emitted by the kidnapper". The "kidnapper" in question is a levitating cube. Nier and Weiss act barely moved.
-->'''Weiss:''' -->'''Weiss''': I suppose we'll have to find her as well?\\
'''Nier:''' '''Nier''': ...Yep.



* [[spoiler:TheStinger of Ending B combines this with HeartwarmingMoments. Emil is just so nonchalant about his HeroicSacrifice against Popola leaving him as just a head.]]
* In one sidequest, Nier is sent out to investigate the cause of a child's illness. He finds several berries that appear poisonous, but Kaine tries some, and says they're delicious. Nier tries one, and promptly keels over in pain.

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* [[spoiler:TheStinger of Ending B combines this with HeartwarmingMoments. Emil is just so nonchalant about his HeroicSacrifice against Popola leaving Popola--[[ReluctantSacrifice the sacrifice he'd been scared to go through with]]--leaving him as just a head.]]
* In one sidequest, Nier is sent out to investigate the cause of a child's illness. He finds several berries that appear poisonous, but Kaine Kainé tries some, and says they're delicious. Nier tries one, and promptly keels over in pain.



* While Weiss [[spoiler: getting his powers burnt out by Devola]] near the end of the game is a dramatic and sad moment, Liam O'Brian's slurred reading of Weiss's lines sounds like he is piss-ass drunk.

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* While Weiss [[spoiler: getting [[spoiler:getting his powers burnt out by Devola]] near the end of the game is a dramatic and sad moment, Liam O'Brian's slurred reading of Weiss's lines sounds like he is piss-ass piss drunk.
2nd Sep '17 2:10:14 AM Ubersupersloth
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* When you first meet Weiss and add him to your party, he acts extremely pompous, demands Nier calls him by his full name, finally taunts the shadows that they will meet his thunderous wrath... And after a brief silence, he just lets out a limp "erm", due to the pounding Nier gave to his seal when he saw Yonah trapped behind it causing him to forget all of his spells. Nier is understandably bewildered.

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* When you first meet Weiss and add him to your party, he acts extremely pompous, demands Nier calls him by his full name, finally taunts the shadows shades that they will meet his thunderous wrath... And after a brief silence, he just lets out a limp "erm", due to the pounding Nier gave to his seal when he saw Yonah trapped behind it causing him to forget all of his spells. Nier is understandably bewildered.
26th Aug '17 12:01:46 AM infernape612
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-->'''Weiis:''' I suppose we'll have to find her as well?\\

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-->'''Weiis:''' -->'''Weiss:''' I suppose we'll have to find her as well?\\
10th Jan '17 3:17:55 PM trixus
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-->'''Weiis:''' I suppose we'll have to find her as well?\\
'''Nier:''' Yep.
7th Jan '17 5:36:55 AM NanoMoose
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* When Yonah asks for venison and wheat to make a stew and serves it to Nier. During the fetch quest, Weiss questions whether he's really going to eat it, to which Nier barks that of course he will, because it would destroy Yonah if he didn't. Weiss simply wishes Nier good luck.

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* When Yonah asks for venison and wheat to make a stew and serves it to Nier. During the fetch quest, Weiss questions whether he's really going to eat it, to which Nier barks that of course he will, because it Yonah would destroy Yonah be sad if he didn't. Weiss simply wishes Nier good luck.
14th Aug '16 1:29:34 AM calamity2007
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* While Weiss [[spoiler: getting his powers burnt out by Devola]] near the end of the game is a dramatic and sad moment, Liam O'Brian's slurred reading of Weiss lines sounds like he is piss-ass drunk.

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* While Weiss [[spoiler: getting his powers burnt out by Devola]] near the end of the game is a dramatic and sad moment, Liam O'Brian's slurred reading of Weiss Weiss's lines sounds like he is piss-ass drunk.
14th Aug '16 1:29:09 AM calamity2007
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* While Weiss [[spoiler: getting his powers burnt out by Devola]] near the end of the game is a dramatic and sad moment, Liam O'Brian's slurred reading of Weiss lines sounds like he is piss-ass drunk.
28th Jul '16 6:58:58 AM TastySauce
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* When Kaine gets captured in the Barren Temple for violating the room's rules. She begins to swear and threaten her capturer with death, not being much more angered than a moment before. "Captured" here means "carried by a cone of light emitted by the kidnapper". The "kidnapper" in question is a levitating cube. Nier and Weiss act barely moved.

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* When Kaine gets captured in the Barren Temple for violating the room's rules. She begins to swear and threaten her capturer kidnapper with death, not being much more angered than a moment before. "Captured" here means "carried by a cone of light emitted by the kidnapper". The "kidnapper" in question is a levitating cube. Nier and Weiss act barely moved.



* When Yonah asks for vernison and wheat to make a stew and serves it to Nier. During the fetch quest Weiss is questionning if he is really going to eat that which Nier barks that of course he will it would destroy Yonah if he wouldn't. Weiss simply wish Nier good luck.

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* When Yonah asks for vernison venison and wheat to make a stew and serves it to Nier. During the fetch quest quest, Weiss is questionning if he is questions whether he's really going to eat that it, to which Nier barks that of course he will will, because it would destroy Yonah if he wouldn't. didn't. Weiss simply wish wishes Nier good luck.
24th May '16 12:00:15 PM trixus
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* When Yonah asks for vernison and wheat to make a stew and serves it to Nier. During the fetch quest Weiss is questionning if he is really going to eat that which Nier barks that of course he will it would destroy Yonah if he wouldn't. Weiss simply wish Nier good luck.
23rd Dec '13 3:55:13 PM AnotherGamer
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* When you first meet Weiss and add him to your party, he acts extremely pompous, demands Nier calls him by his full name, finally taunts the shadows that they will meet his thunderous wrath... And after a brief silence, he just lets out a limp "erm". Nier is understandably bewildered.

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* When you first meet Weiss and add him to your party, he acts extremely pompous, demands Nier calls him by his full name, finally taunts the shadows that they will meet his thunderous wrath... And after a brief silence, he just lets out a limp "erm"."erm", due to the pounding Nier gave to his seal when he saw Yonah trapped behind it causing him to forget all of his spells. Nier is understandably bewildered.
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