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*** Also somewhat amusing, immediately before the above outburst, M leaps to conclusions re: the motive behind Lippe’s attack on James:

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*** Also somewhat amusing, immediately before the above outburst, M leaps to conclusions re: the motive behind Lippe’s Lippe's attack on James:



* The cheerful way [[spoiler:the automated missile system deploys two nuclear warheads]] by saying "Have a nice day!"

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* The cheerful way [[spoiler:the the automated missile system deploys two nuclear warheads]] warheads by saying "Have a nice day!"



'''Algernon:''' I'll show you. You unscrew it... then stick it up your nose. ''(sniffs deeply)'' For my sinus.[[note]]It's an ordinary inhaler![[/note]]

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'''Algernon:''' I'll show you. You unscrew it... then stick it up your nose. ''(sniffs deeply)'' For my sinus.[[note]]It's an ordinary inhaler![[/note]]inhaler![[/note]]
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* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party [[note]]Who might just have been a totally innocent bouncer unconnected to any evil scheme -- which Bond was well aware of, hence the ruse.[[/note]] to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette case. Said Mook nearly faints with relief.

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* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party [[note]]Who might just have been a totally innocent bouncer unconnected to any evil scheme -- which Bond was well aware of, hence the ruse.[[/note]] to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette comb case. Said Mook nearly faints with relief.

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'''M:''' ''It's that kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007!''

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'''M:''' ''It's that ''That is the kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007!''007!''
*** Also somewhat amusing, immediately before the above outburst, M leaps to conclusions re: the motive behind Lippe’s attack on James:
---->'''Bond:''' The man ''did'' try to kill me.\\
'''M:''' Oh? Caught you seducing his wife, did he?
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* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party [[note]]Who might just have been a totally innocent bouncer unconnected to any evil scheme -- which Bond was well aware of, hence the ruse.[[/note]] to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette case.

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* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party [[note]]Who might just have been a totally innocent bouncer unconnected to any evil scheme -- which Bond was well aware of, hence the ruse.[[/note]] to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette case. Said Mook nearly faints with relief.
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** M sends Bond to the Shrublands spa to get back in fighting trim, using the phrase "eliminate free radicals" (meaning poor eating habits).

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** M sends Bond to the Shrublands spa to get back in fighting trim, using the phrase "eliminate free radicals" (meaning poor eating habits).habits leading to unpaired electrons that can damage cells and DNA).
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* Bond throwing liquid in an assassin's face on instinct only to see the man scream, slam blindly into a large shelf of medical glassware and needles, and die. Bond looks at what the hell it is and finds outs it's his own urine sample.

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* Bond throwing liquid in an assassin's face on instinct only to see the man scream, slam blindly into a large shelf of medical glassware and needles, and die. Bond looks at what the hell it is and finds outs out it's his own urine sample.
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* Bond throwing liquid in an assassins face on instinct only to see the man scream, slam blindly into a large shelf of medical glassware and needles, and die. Bond looks at what the hell it is and finds outs it's his own urine sample.

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* Bond throwing liquid in an assassins assassin's face on instinct only to see the man scream, slam blindly into a large shelf of medical glassware and needles, and die. Bond looks at what the hell it is and finds outs it's his own urine sample.
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* Bond throwing liquid in an assassins face on instinct only to see the man scream and die; Bond looks at what the hell it is and finds outs it's his own urine sample.

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* Bond throwing liquid in an assassins face on instinct only to see the man scream scream, slam blindly into a large shelf of medical glassware and die; needles, and die. Bond looks at what the hell it is and finds outs it's his own urine sample.
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* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party [[note]]Who might just have been a totally innocent bouncer unconnected to any evil scheme [[/note]] to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette case.

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* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party [[note]]Who might just have been a totally innocent bouncer unconnected to any evil scheme -- which Bond was well aware of, hence the ruse.[[/note]] to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette case.
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* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party [[note]]Who might just have been a totally innocent bouncer unconnected to any evil scheme [[/note]] to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette case.

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* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party [[note]]Who might just have been a totally innocent bouncer unconnected to any evil scheme [[/note]] to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette case.case.
* Bond assuming ''everything'' Algernon has is a spy device.
-->'''James:''' What is ''this'' for?\\
'''Algernon:''' I'll show you. You unscrew it... then stick it up your nose. ''(sniffs deeply)'' For my sinus.[[note]]It's an ordinary inhaler![[/note]]
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* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette case.

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* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party [[note]]Who might just have been a totally innocent bouncer unconnected to any evil scheme [[/note]] to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette case.
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* The oversized video game Largo designed. Yes, it hasn't aged very well. But the funny bit is seeing how the countries are valued. Pretty sure Spain would enjoy being valued at $9000...

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* The oversized video game Largo designed. Yes, it hasn't aged very well. But the funny bit is seeing how the countries are valued. Pretty sure Spain would enjoy being valued at $9000...$9000...
* Bond forces a Mook at Largo's party to hold a small metal case claiming it has a motion-sensitive bomb inside. As Bond leaves the party, the poor Mook is on the floor, sweating, still holding that metal case as steady as possible. Bond takes it from him and reveals it was his cigarette case.
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* Bond is able to play on Fatima's ego that "she was the best he'd ever slept with", tricking her into letting him write out a confession... using the [[ChekhovsGun gun-pen Q gave him]] earlier.
-->'''Bond:''' I just remembered, it's against Company policy to give endorsements.\\
'''Fatima:''' [[LargeHam WRITE!!!]]
* The bit about "free radicals":
** M sends Bond to the Shrublands spa to get back in fighting trim, using the phrase "eliminate free radicals" (meaning poor eating habits).
--->'''Moneypenny:''' Have you got a mission, James?\\
'''Bond:''' Yes. I am to eliminate all free radicals.\\
'''Moneypenny:''' Oh! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Do be careful!]]
** And later, as M is chewing out Bond after Lippe demolishes Shrublands:
--->'''Bond:''' Not at all, sir. In fact, I lost four pounds and God knows how many free radicals.\\
'''M:''' ''It's that kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007!''
* Small-Fawcett doing his best to operate as covertly as possible... by shouting Bond's name across half of the Caribbean.
* The cheerful way [[spoiler:the automated missile system deploys two nuclear warheads]] by saying "Have a nice day!"
* The oversized video game Largo designed. Yes, it hasn't aged very well. But the funny bit is seeing how the countries are valued. Pretty sure Spain would enjoy being valued at $9000...

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