History Funny / NationalLampoonsVacation

27th Nov '17 9:32:21 PM PeaceAndLove
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* When the Griswolds pull out of their garage, all the luggages fall on the road. ''They haven't even pulled out of the driveway yet'', and they already have a problem.

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* When the Griswolds pull out of their garage, all the luggages fall on the road. ''They haven't even pulled out of the driveway yet'', and they already have a problem. Needless to say, this was an Estabishing ''Trip'' Moment.
19th Nov '17 4:14:13 PM speedyboris
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'''Girl in the Ferrari''': That's great. I'm just trying to have a little fun. It's a shame you're married. I'm in the mood for some fun.\\

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'''Girl in the Ferrari''': That's great. \\
'''Clark''':
I'm just trying to have a little fun. fun.\\
'''Girl in the Ferrari''':
It's a shame you're married. I'm in the mood for some fun.\\
19th Nov '17 4:07:29 PM speedyboris
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'''Clark''': No, I'm not with the CIA. I ''was'', but that was a long time ago. I don't like to talk about it. No, I'm mainly interested
in my motels now. And my airline.\\

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'''Clark''': No, I'm not with the CIA. I ''was'', but that was a long time ago. I don't like to talk about it. No, I'm mainly interested
interested in my motels now. And my airline.\\
19th Nov '17 4:07:18 PM speedyboris
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* Clark's convoluted lie to the Girl in the Ferrari:
--> '''Girl in the Ferrari''': Having a nice little family vacation?\\
'''Clark''': It would appear so, wouldn't it? No, the truth of it is, and this is highly confidential... I own this motel. I own the whole chain, nationwide. 2,200 units. Yeah, once a year, I travel across the country, incognito. Check things out, and see how the operation is running.\\
'''Girl in the Ferrari''': I thought you were going to say you worked for the CIA.\\
'''Clark''': That's an old bit, isn't it?\\
'''Girl in the Ferrari''': Really.\\
'''Clark''': No, I'm not with the CIA. I ''was'', but that was a long time ago. I don't like to talk about it. No, I'm mainly interested
in my motels now. And my airline.\\
'''Girl in the Ferrari''': That's great. I'm just trying to have a little fun. It's a shame you're married. I'm in the mood for some fun.\\
'''Clark''': Married? You mean those people I'm with? That's my brother's family. My brother's ring. I usually borrow them on these little inspection tours of mine. It helps to complete the disguise. It's fun for them.\\
'''Girl in the Ferrari''': It's a good disguise. I like the station wagon effect.\\
'''Clark''': Yeah? Well, that's a big part of it. In order to be convincing, you have to look and act like an ordinary jerk. You know, stop at all the stupid sites and look like a fool.\\
'''Girl in the Ferrari''': Basically, be yourself?\\
'''Clark''': Yeah!
10th Nov '17 10:13:57 PM speedyboris
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'''Audrey''': Dad, can we go up on it?\\

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'''Audrey''': '''Rusty''': Dad, can we go up on it?\\
13th Jul '17 5:54:08 PM JRSL88
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-->'''Audrey''': Mom, where can I go to the bathroom?\\
-->'''Ellen''': Find a bush, Audrey!\\

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-->'''Audrey''': Mom, where can I go to the bathroom?\\
bathroom?
-->'''Ellen''': Find a bush, Audrey!\\Audrey!
13th Jul '17 5:52:54 PM JRSL88
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**Also this gem:
-->'''Audrey''': Mom, where can I go to the bathroom?\\
-->'''Ellen''': Find a bush, Audrey!\\
30th Mar '17 3:17:57 AM hackl
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* When the Griswolds get to the front gate of Wally World to find it closed, Clark pushes a button on a Marty Moose statue, which plays a recorded message that the park is closed. Clark punches the Marty Moose in the nose, which causes the recording to play back at a lower pitch.

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* When the Griswolds get to the front gate of Wally Walley World to find it closed, Clark pushes a button on a Marty Moose statue, which plays a recorded message that the park is closed. Clark punches the Marty Moose in the nose, which causes the recording to play back at a lower pitch.



* When the Griswolds exit Wally World, the SWAT team tells them to freeze, spread their legs, put their hands on their head, and get up against the wall. The way everyone awkwardly walks in that position is hilarious.

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* When the Griswolds exit Wally Walley World, the SWAT team tells them to freeze, spread their legs, put their hands on their head, and get up against the wall. The way everyone awkwardly walks in that position is hilarious.



* When Grover and Lasky talk over each other to Roy Wally, who gets increasingly fed up until he shouts, "QUIET!!!"
* Clark with Roy Wally:

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* When Grover and Lasky talk over each other to Roy Wally, Walley, who gets increasingly fed up until he shouts, "QUIET!!!"
* Clark with Roy Wally:Walley:



(moments later, when discussing Wally's kids)\\

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(moments later, when discussing Wally's Walley's kids)\\
15th Mar '17 8:29:52 PM Mikeyfan93
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!!From the original ''Vacation'':
2nd Jan '17 3:15:45 PM Lucymae2
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* The final shot of the End Credits PhotoMontage, which shows the Griswold family heading home--[[TheStinger on an airplane.]]

!!From ''European Vacation'':

* The host of "Pig in a Poke" giving an extremely deep kiss to Audrey, a parody of how Richard Dawson would kiss the female contestants on ''Series/FamilyFeud''.
* Clark busting into what he thinks is his room, only to discover it's the lobby.
--> '''Clark''': I would like a wake-up call for 8 AM tomorrow morning.
* Shortly after, Clark sneaking into what he thinks is his room and crawling in bed with who he thinks is Ellen, saying lewd things to her. When she reveals she's not Ellen, Clark tries to get away but the woman wants him to stay.
* Clark getting stuck in the roundabout.
--> '''Clark''': Look, kids-\\
'''Audrey/Rusty''': ''(bored)'' We know. Big Ben.\\
'''Clark''': Parliament!
* In France, Rusty noting the American couple at the nearby table making out ("Dad he's grabbing her tits right there at the table!"), and wondering if he was going to pork her.
--> '''Clark''': He may pork her, finish your breakfast.
* When looking for "sechs" (the German word for six): "My family and I are looking for sechs!" ''(door slam)''
* The Griswolds staying at what they think is their German relatives' house, when in fact they're total strangers. After the Griswolds leave:
--> "Who the hell were they?!"\\
"Beats the shit out of me."
* The Griswolds driving each other crazy on the train to Italy after Clark instituted a time of silence to stop the complaining. At one point, Rusty and Clark slap at each other, with Clark going "Ssssh." during it.

!!From ''Christmas Vacation'': Funny/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation

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* The final shot of the End Credits PhotoMontage, which shows the Griswold family heading home--[[TheStinger on an airplane.]]

!!From ''European Vacation'':

* The host of "Pig in a Poke" giving an extremely deep kiss to Audrey, a parody of how Richard Dawson would kiss the female contestants on ''Series/FamilyFeud''.
* Clark busting into what he thinks is his room, only to discover it's the lobby.
--> '''Clark''': I would like a wake-up call for 8 AM tomorrow morning.
* Shortly after, Clark sneaking into what he thinks is his room and crawling in bed with who he thinks is Ellen, saying lewd things to her. When she reveals she's not Ellen, Clark tries to get away but the woman wants him to stay.
* Clark getting stuck in the roundabout.
--> '''Clark''': Look, kids-\\
'''Audrey/Rusty''': ''(bored)'' We know. Big Ben.\\
'''Clark''': Parliament!
* In France, Rusty noting the American couple at the nearby table making out ("Dad he's grabbing her tits right there at the table!"), and wondering if he was going to pork her.
--> '''Clark''': He may pork her, finish your breakfast.
* When looking for "sechs" (the German word for six): "My family and I are looking for sechs!" ''(door slam)''
* The Griswolds staying at what they think is their German relatives' house, when in fact they're total strangers. After the Griswolds leave:
--> "Who the hell were they?!"\\
"Beats the shit out of me."
* The Griswolds driving each other crazy on the train to Italy after Clark instituted a time of silence to stop the complaining. At one point, Rusty and Clark slap at each other, with Clark going "Ssssh." during it.

!!From ''Christmas Vacation'': Funny/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation
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