History Funny / NationStates

-->Following new legislation in [country's name] [[CreatorCameo Max Barry]] is this year's Miss [country's name]!
-->Following new legislation in [country's name] crowds of flag-burning protesters [[KillItWithFire tend to]] [[ManOnFire accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.]]
-->Following new legislation in [country's name] elevator music has been replaced by [[ThrashMetal thrash metal]] played at maximum volume.
-->Following new legislation in [country's name] the [country's name] Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
-->Following new legislation in [country's name] [[RefugeInAudacity recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.]]
-->Following new legislation in [country's name] [[RealMenWearPink the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.]]
-->Following new legislation in [country's name] there have been reports of [[BestialityIsDepraved people marrying housepets.]]
-->Following new legislation in [country's name] the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
-->Following new legislation in [country's name] [[NakedPeopleAreFunny citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.]]

-->Following new legislation in [country's name] elevator music has been replaced by [[ThrashMetal thrash metal]] [[UpToEleven played at maximum volume.]]

* One Issue Chain states that your nation is having problems with another. Many of the options are unique...except for one guy, who, in every Issue, [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim simply asks if you can]] [[NukeEm nuke them]]. The consequences of actually nuking them [[RealityEnsues aren't as funny]].

* There is one issue where your country has not redrawn its voting districts in a long time. What brought this problem to your attention? One person was elected to representative by only three people and your national Animal.

* There is one issue, where your country has not redrawn it votings district in a long time. What brought this problem to your attend. One person was elected to representatives only three people and your national Animal.

* The "What's in a name?" daily issue is hilarious.
-->"Its none of the governments business what I name my daughter!" says [[UnfortunateNames Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob]], cradling [expletive deleted] in her arms.

-->"I don't see what's so bad," comments Buffy Smith, a famous art critic. "This is urban art at its finest. Its vibrant, colorful, and simply reeks of culture! Just look at the form displayed in this string of racist expletives! Wonderful. Simply wonderful."
** The "Dangerously Cheesy" issue, where people throw cheese at unpopular politicians, has the two... relatively normal options of either allowing the populace to express themselves that way, or arresting those people and the author of the political cartoon responsible. [[TakeAThirdOption And then there's this...]]

* One Issue Chain states that your nation is having problems with another. Many of the options are unique... Except for one guy, who, in every Issue, simply asks if you can nuke them.

* Magistrate Adrian Ahlstrom of Jiakros is SophisticatedAsHell incarnate, and has been described as "(looking like) a teen who broke into the Magistrate's office"

* There is an issue that discusses [[NakedPeopleAreFunny public nudity.]] There are [[RuleOfThree three]] options. The first keeps things relatively normal. The second makes clothing optional. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick The third, however, makes nudity ''mandatory.'']]

* There is an issue that discusses [[NakedPeopleAreFunny public nudity.]] There are [[RuleOfThree three]] options. The first keeps things relatively normal. The second makes clothing optional. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick The third, however, makes nudity ""mandatory.""]]