History Funny / Narbonic

-->'''Helen:''' "Dave, we need to talk."
-->'''Dave:''' "Uh oh. Is this about the sentient meme that took over the net in Blue Sector and keeps threatening to vaporize us via spy satellite?"
-->'''Helen:''' "No! This isn't about the sentient meme! I didn't even know there ''was'' a sentient meme!"
-->'''Dave:''' "Oh...good."
-->'''Helen:''' "On second thought, let's make this about the sentient meme."
-->'''Dave:''' "It was supposed to be a ''Film/{{Serenity}}'' personality quiz! I meant no harm!"

-->'''Six Year Old Dave:''' "I can't handle being a kid! Anything but six years old..."

-->'''High School Gym Coach:''' "And we are going to ''stay'' here until each and every one of you maggots gives me ''fifty'' chin ups!"
-->'''Sixteen Year Old Dave:''' [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor "Let me rephrase that..."]]

-->'''Killer Instinct:''' "Kill...kill...kill..."

-->'''Dave:''' "I'd complain more, but this is probably the closest to a vacation I'm going to get this year."\\
'''Helen:''' "I thought the Moon was your vacation."

-->'''Madblood:''' "Theftbot! The crystal!"

-->'''Helen:''' [[ThanksForTheMammaries "A little lower, theftbot."]]

-->'''Mel:''' "I'M THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WOOOOOORRLD!"

-->'''Caliban:''' "We'd better have sex tonight."
-->'''Mel:''' "Because I might die and we'll never see each other again?"
-->'''Caliban:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy "You what? Sorry, I wasn't listening."]]
-->'''Mel:''' "You know, Caliban, sooner or later you have to get over the fact that you have a body."
-->'''Caliban:''' "I have. Now I can't get over the fact that ''you'' have one."

-->'''Artie:''' "Ye ''gods'' how I've longed to be able to do that!"
-->'''Mel:''' "I'll be remembering this day's work when you're fun-size again, buddy."

-->'''Girl:''' "Holy ''crud'', I picked the wrong time to come in!"

--> '''Artie:''' "I've worked for weeks, scuttling aside materials... The time machine is almost complete!"
--> '''[[CreepyChild Kid!Helen:]]''' "Wait, Mr. Gerbil. We still need to have more fun."
--> '''Kid!Dave:''' "Sorry, Artie, but Helen said she'd give me a Chewie if I helped detain you."
--> '''[[EnfanteTerrible Baby!Mell:]]''' ''"Goo!"''
--> '''Artie:''' [[BigNo "NOOOOO!"]]

-->'''Dave:''' (wearing Helen's glasses) "Let's celebrate by drinking a whole box of pink wine and torturing some gerbils!"
-->'''Helen:''' "Oh, very funny..."
-->'''Dave:''' "And then we can do something hideously and arbitrarily cruel to our computer guy! Wee!"

--> Especially funny since, well, [[MagnificentBastard she's one of the smartest Mad Scientists alive]] and has been running a XanatosRoulette on everyone from the beginning.

-->'''Helen:''' It's times like these I almost question my usual strategy of doing whatever dumb thing pops into my head.

-->'''Dave:''' "And then we can do something hideously and arbitrarily cruel to our computer guy! Wee!"

-->(time shift)

-->'''Dave:''' "I'd complain more, but this is probably the closest to a vacation I'm going to get this year."
-->'''Helen:''' "I thought the Moon was your vacation."

--> '''Artie:''' [[BigNo "NOOOOO!"]]

* In Andre Richard's guest weeks, [[SpinoffBabies "Narbonic Babies"]], Artie was sent back in time to prevent [[NoodleIncident some sort of "horrendous disaster"]], and ended up in [[TitleDrop Narbonic Babies]] [[YouAllMeetInAnInn Inc, a daycare run by Dr. Narbon.]] The ending:

* In Andre Richard's guest weeks, "Narbonic Babies," Artie was sent back in time to prevent some sort of [[NoodleIncident "horrendous disaster"]], and ended up in [[TitleDrop Narbonic Babies]] [[YouAllMeetInAnInn Inc, a daycare run by Dr. Narbon.]] The ending:

--> '''[[EnfanteTerrible Baby!Mell:]]''' "''Goo!''"

--> '''Artie:''' I've worked for weeks, scuttling aside materials... The time machine is almost complete!
--> [[CreepyChild '''Kid!Helen:''']] Wait, Mr. Gerbil. We still need to have more fun.
--> '''Kid!Dave:''' Sorry, Artie, but Helen said she'd give me a Chewie if I helped detain you.
--> [[EnfanteTerrible '''Baby!Mell:''']] ''Goo!''
--> '''Artie:''' [[BigNo NOOOOO!]]

* [[http://narbonic.com/comic/december-29-2003-january-3-2004/#comic-strip-container-5 "Go away, maternal instinct! I'm busy!"]]

-->'''Sprite:''' "Kill...kill...kill..."

* Seth ''wishes'' that [[spoiler: his date dumping him, kissing another man, and [[{{Squick}} messily]] [[GenderBender changing sex]], all right in front of him]] was the worst date he'd ever been on. He ''really does''.

* Dave's drunken "I'll never have lesbian sex again!" line. Especially the expression on the poor girl sitting near him at the bar. ''Especially'' when [[spoiler: it turns out that she's his KidFromTheFuture. [[ParentalSexualitySquick Poor girl.]]]]

* Mel's [[http://narbonic.com/comic/may-5-10-2003/ half-week-long rendition of the Patton speech]], to an army of [[KillerRobot killer robots]]. Especially HilariousInHindsight, since this seems to mark the point where Mel [[CorruptPolitician first gets interested in politics]].

--> '''Artie:''' No kidding. That's my ice cream.

---> '''Mel:''' I hate it when she comes up with nonviolent solutions behind my back.
---> '''Artie:''' No kidding. That's my ice cream.

-->'''Mel:''' "I'll be remembering this day's work when you're fun-size again, buddy."

* The first Sunday strip, [["Evil Coffee" http://narbonic.com/comic/evil-coffee/]], features Helen going off on [[ItMakesMoreSenseInContext a rant on the subject of the morality of coffee]] . The best part is the use of the phrase "Nietzchean Super coffees", made all the better by the fact that it's misspelt.

-->'''Caliban:''' "I have. Now I can't get over the fact that ''you'' have one."

-->'''Caliban:''' "You what? Sorry, I wasn't listening."

-->'''Mel:''' "I'M THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WOOOOOORRLD!"

* Mell's personality sprite.

* Basically every single comic, but this stands out:

* Mel discovers Madblood has whole floors devoted to weapons development:

-->'''Helen:''' [[ThanksForTheMammaries "A little lower, theftbot."]]

-->'''Helen:''' "I thought the Moon was your vacation."

-->'''Sprite:''' "Kill...kill...kill..."