History Funny / NancyDrew

** The RunningGag of Frank and Joe getting stuck with cases they found annoying and envying ''Nancy's'' cases, was pretty amusing too.

** Many of the game-over scenarios were [[BlackComedy also rather twisted]].

* Also, you can call Jake's locker combination. Seriously. And you get a "Hello, this is Jake's locker," as if the locker is sentient or something.

-->(after Nancy informs him a certain star can't steal her away because "he's not my type") You have a type?!

* When Nancy meets Corky, the brother of the AlphaBitch, he informs her, "She's my sister but I also think she might be the Devil."

** Said guest was the best friend of the AlphaBitch and the latter is more impressed with Nancy "acting normal" than saving a life.

* Half of Loulou's lines could count. Especially when you feed her poisoned cake, and she spouts famous movie quotes as she dies.

* Leave the iron in the hotel room on and it'll ''burn down the hotel''.

* Sonny Joon. [[CloudCuckooLander Every]] [[ConspiracyTheorist single]] [[TalkativeLoon thing]] [[MindScrew he]] [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible says]].

* One of the messages that come up if Nancy falls through a trap door.

[[AC: The Ghost of Thornton Hall]]

--> (after Nancy informs him a certain star can't steal her away because "he's not my type") You have a type?!

* When Nancy meets Corky, the brother of the AlphaBitch, he informs her "She's my sister but I also think she might be the devil."

--> Inga: No kidding, love is a battlefield.

--> Inga: Oh, so you meant literally a bomb.

--> Nancy: I wonder who tried to kill us.
--> Corky: Yeah, I'm wondering that too. In fact, I'm kinda freaking out about it.

--> '''Hotchkiss:''' Ooooooh look, a ''peep''hole.
--> '''Hotchkiss:''' .....shall I peep?
--> '''Hotchkiss:''' OH LA LA, I DO BELIEVE I SHALL PEEP!
--> '''Hotchkiss:''' Where's my medallion? It fits! HIGH-FIVE TEAM HOTCHKISS!

--> '''Dexter''': Did you see I fixed your radiator?
--> '''Nancy''': I was in the elevator and it got stuck between floors!

-->'''Nancy''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I think a made a boo boo]].

-->'''Zoe''': Yes! I have been meaning to tell you about this. [[CallBack You don't]] steal someone's alias. [[ContinuityNod That is so rude.]]

-->'''Sonny Joon''': You've been a member for a few years now.
-->'''Nancy Drew''': Do most of the members [of S.P.I.E.D.] not know they're members?
-->'''Soony Joon''': Yeah, that's, like, item number one on the list of things to fix.
-->'''Nancy Drew''': What are the benefits of membership?
-->'''Sonny Joon''': Surprises. Like this one: Surprise! Your life [[IsThatAThreat is dangerous now]]! ''({{Beat}})'' ...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can make you a badge if you want.]]

'''Dr Bob:''' ''[[OhNoNotAgain Randall]]?!''

--> Bet: So what you're saying is, you destroyed my oven, severely damaged my kitchen, ''and'' caused my cook to quit?
--> Nancy: Uh...yeah.
--> Ed: Sounds like three strikes to me.
--> Bet: I'm going to have to agree. So, as they say in baseball...Nancy? You're out.

** '''Some spice in my life:''' [[note]](The culprits who cause the mysteries - be careful of spoilers)[[/note]] "Ack! Who do you think I am? A gun-toting thug? A washed-up actor? An antique dealer? A diamond thief? An old man? An art aficionado? A hillbilly? An art director? A whale lover? A flannel-wearing cuisiner? A sniveling brat? A quack? A social climber? A flaneuse? A two-headed monster?"

* Some of the bickering that the cast members engage in during their rehearsals is fairly amusing if you listen to the recordings, not least because Xenia's so preachy about others' godawful performances while refusing to acknowledge that the actual ''script'' is lame too.

* After someone tries to run down

* You get a PublicServiceAnnouncement if you forget to put out the fire in the shed, and burn down the forest.

** Arglefumph's reaction to that makes it even better.: "OHH!!!! Sarcasm BURNS!"

* Bess begins watching a cooking show with an attractive host, and tries to recreate his recipes - mostly burning them.
** After ruining yet another dish, George says "Oh, no! She wrecked her roux!" in the most melodramatic, sarcastic tone ever.
*** LetsPlay/{{Arglefumph}} makes a "ruined the roux" joke but is then disappointed when Bess says the same thing unironically, spending several minutes making an attempt at a better one, eventually failing miserably.

*** Or just, as LetsPlay/{{Arglefumph}} has done... just give her a ketchup sandwich.

** Arglefumph references this in context with a line from a different game about Nancy saying something tastes bad because it's a squirrel. He says now the reference makes perfect sense.

** "[[LetsPlay/{{Arglefumph}} Aw, man! Chewed out by Prudence Rutherford? I wouldn't want that to happen to me.]] "Nancy, I'm entirely ashamed of your behavior! I hired you to catch these criminals, not get arrested and join them in prison!""

* Come on, it's just fun to poison Katie or yourself. What other game lets you feed someone an ancient mayonnaise-Koko Kringles Ice Cream-jellyfish-mustard-baking soda-peanut butter-tomato sandwich on bad bread?

** Given that the game only checks for the bad ingredients and not a combination of ingredients that [[LethalChef are absolutely disgusting when combined together]], watch as Katie scarfs down a peanut butter, meat, lettuce, ice cream, ketchup, mustard, tomato, jelly, and lettuce sandwich.
** During the ensuing phone call, Bess tells Nancy to "go easy on the salmonella".

'''Nancy:''' ''[evasively]'' Maybe.
'''Bess:''' Nancy! We have talked about this!

--> '''Nancy:''': Fire!