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* [[http://www.maximumfun.org/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/mbmbam-372-face-2-face-sock-based-target-crimes Episode 372, Face 2 Face]] has a bit where the brothers discuss what to do for an audience member whose library workplace got some hot dog/buffalo wing decorations. Griffin said that they should eat it in revenge, stating that if he found "warm football food" on a bookshelf, he would eat it. The resulting questioning of this leads them down a strange path.
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* The Yahoo in which the brothers try to think of names for a chinchilla breeding business. It does not go well.
--> '''Griffin:''' Chin Deep Exotics? Oh, ''that's'' not good.
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** At the end of the song:
--> '''Griffin:''' My anxiety is through the fucking roof right now.
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* The Yahoo Answers (or Yahoos). Pretty much all of them, primarily due to Griffin's overenthusiastic readings (and the way he overtly pronounces every spelling or grammatical mistake).
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* Episode 287 has a bit that starts with discussion of Bob Ross and somehow turns into the brothers trying to get computer voices to say silly things. Justin wins the day by getting HIS voice to say "Premium. Fuck. Boy."
** Bonus points for Travis's "Yaaaay!"
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* "WAIT A MINUTE! Stop the world I want to get off! Did you ''just say'' 'Sow your seed in a field of pussies!?'"

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* "WAIT A MINUTE! Stop the world world, I want to get off! Did you ''just say'' 'Sow your seed in a field of pussies!?'"

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* Griffin's rage at Justin's attempt to deny that he lives on island time a lot more often than he admits:
--> '''Griffin:''' I have Spotify right here on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? 'Cause I got your history right here: "Take It Back" by Jimmy Buffett. "Nautical Wheelers" by Jimmy Buffett. "Jolly Mon Sing" by Jimmy Buffett. "Steamer" by Jimmy Buffett! "Treat Her Like A Lady" by Jimmy Buffett! "Mañana" by Jimmy Buffett! "When Salome Plays The Drum" by James Buffett! "Havana Daydreaming" by Jimmy Buffett! ''What the FUCK happened to you? Are you fucking POSSESSED? YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!''
--> '''Justin:''' (through tears of laughter) I had a case of the Mondays!



** Please, Daniel, we can't keep doing this!

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** Please, "Please, Daniel, we can't keep doing this!
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* SHRIMP! HEAVEN! '''NOW!'''
** Please, Daniel, we can't keep doing this!
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* The post-credits advertisement to get teens to drink more water, featuring far more water bottle flips than necessary.
** Griffin's intense dabbing when he finally gets a bottle to land right.
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** "Hey everybody, welcome to the club! Hope you enjoy the experience of simply cybersex blast off into cybersex Joe Biden."
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** Griffin's first song ad for Extreme Restraints advertises "an electroshock paddle that goes on your balls", "a ghost you can fuck every night", "a sexual fish tank", and "all the good chicken pot pie recipes on the forums".

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* Every one of Travis's Sad Libs (and how angry they make the other brothers).
--> '''Travis:''' I wrote a little something...
--> '''Griffin:''' FUCK!
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* "This butthole cake's for Cake Boss!"
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* Travis calling the actual Knights Templar on the phone. Bonus points for how the boys do their best to stay quiet, until Travis hangs up amd everyone screams "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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* Travis calling the actual Knights Templar on the phone. Bonus points for how the boys do their best to stay quiet, until Travis hangs up amd and everyone screams "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
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* Travis calling the actual Knights Templar on the phone. Bonus points for how the boys do their best to stay quiet, until Travis hangs up amd everyone screams "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
--> '''Griffin:''' ''THIS IS JUST A PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL! THEY KNOW WHERE THE HOLY GRAIL IS!''
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* Justin takes the podcast's "Haunted Doll Watch" segment to a new level by purchasing an actual haunted doll from eBay.
--> '''Griffin:''' What are his hands made of that they make that sound?!
--> '''Justin:''' Boooooones!

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* Justin's impromptu Austin Powers impression. Or rather, Austin Powers-having-a-stroke impression.
** The question prompting such: "What themed party can I have for Halloween? I want to attract lots of lovely ladies! Oh behave!"
** And the top answer to the question:
--> '''Griffin:''' (through laughter) Can I share the top answer? The top answer from Yahoo Answers user Rock Titan says: (long pause) "...It's April."
--> '''Everyone loses it.'''


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* Justin attempts to record a radio break for the boys' dad Clint. It doesn't go well.
--> '''Clint:''' So we're going from William Michael Morgan's "I Met a Girl", and you'll have 19 seconds to go into Tim McGraw, "Where the Green Grass Grows."
--> '''Justin:''' That was Bill Grounds with "Please--"
--> '''Clint:''' (realizing this is a bit) No, no, William Michael Morgan, "I Met a Girl"...
--> '''Justin:''' That was Bill Morgan, with "Don't" - "M'Girl" - "I Got a Girl", next up, McGruff...
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKuEtAyTPtg&t=58s The Legend of Tit Liquid is born!]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOOHvOqiJgI "FURRIES CAN DO INFINITE CRIME!"]]
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** The origin of this sketch is even better, as Travis attests.
-->"Griffin came up with the Clown Box. He said to us before the episode "I want a clown box" and then he refused to explain."
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* From Episode 361, "Gelsey Krammer", when Justin wanted ideas for license plates, Justin thought of {{"MamboNo5."}} Travis wonders if you could use a hashtag, as this exchange happens:

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* From Episode 361, "Gelsey Krammer", when Justin wanted ideas for license plates, Justin thought of {{"MamboNo5."}} "MamboNo5." Travis wonders if you could use a hashtag, as this exchange happens:



--> '''Griffin:''' Jesus christ, of course, because it stands in for No.. I thought the license plate would be {{#MAMBONO5...}}

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--> '''Griffin:''' Jesus christ, of course, because it stands in for No.. I thought the license plate would be {{#MAMBONO5...}}#MAMBONO5...
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* From Episode 361, "Gelsey Krammer", when Justin wanted ideas for license plates, Justin thought of "MamboNo5." Travis wonders if you could use a hashtag, as this exchange happens:

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* From Episode 361, "Gelsey Krammer", when Justin wanted ideas for license plates, Justin thought of "MamboNo5." {{"MamboNo5."}} Travis wonders if you could use a hashtag, as this exchange happens:



--> '''Griffin:''' Jesus christ, of course, because it stands in for No.. I thought the license plate would be #MAMBONO5...

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--> '''Griffin:''' Jesus christ, of course, because it stands in for No.. I thought the license plate would be #MAMBONO5...{{#MAMBONO5...}}

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* From Episode 361, "Gelsey Krammer", when Justin wanted ideas for license plates, Justin thought of "MamboNo5." Travis wonders if you could use a hashtag, as this exchange happens:
--> '''Justin:''' If I could get a hashtag man, my Mambo No. 5 license plate would be off the chain. I would've already gotten it.
--> '''Griffin:''' Jesus christ, of course, because it stands in for No.. I thought the license plate would be #MAMBONO5...
--> '''All of them start to laugh.'''
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* Griffin describes an awkward sandwich shop via roleplaying, with him as the sandwich shop employee and Justin as him. Justin ruins the bit by playing Griffin as a socially awkward dweeb with a weird voice, so Travis volunteers to step in and play Griffin instead:

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* Griffin describes an awkward sandwich shop via roleplaying, with him as the sandwich shop employee and Justin as him.him (23 min into [[http://www.maximumfun.org/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/mbmbam-302-honkin-bruno Ep 302]]). Justin ruins the bit by playing Griffin as a socially awkward dweeb with a weird voice, so Travis volunteers to step in and play Griffin instead:

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* Griffin describes an awkward sandwich shop via roleplaying, with him as the sandwich shop employee and Justin as him. Justin ruins the bit by playing Griffin as a socially awkward dweeb with a weird voice, so Travis volunteers to step in and play Griffin instead:
--> '''Griffin:''' [as sandwich shop employee] Hey man, how was your weekend?
--> '''Travis:''' [in an even more ridiculous voice than Justin] [[{{Franchise/Pokemon}} POKÉMON!]]
--> '''Griffin:''' Alright, fuck you guys!
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpJOSV4v6VU OOH MOMMY!]] [[TradeSnark (The Daniel Taste™)]]

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* From "Tarantulas & Travis Did A Hit," the brothers' Tarantula Facebook Page [[https://youtu.be/UK7y7POw0yA?t=15m28s gets hacked]].
** In a genuinely heartwarming moment at the end of the episode, Travis and Justin apologize to each other for their earlier fight and the three boys all say that they love each other... and then Clint asks if this is just them "selling out".

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* From "Tarantulas
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** In a genuinely heartwarming moment at the end of the episode, Travis and Justin apologize to each other for their earlier fight and the three boys all say that they love each other... and then Clint asks if this is just them "selling out".
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* The brothers' mission is to convince a man's wife to let him get a pet tarantula. To that end, they bring in Mark Berman, an arachnologist, and several spiders.
-->'''Justin:''' Aw, that's such a big spider... hey, I just had an interesting thought.\\
'''Mark:''' Yeah?\\
'''Justin:''' Actually, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere fuck this]]!\\
'''[[{{Corpsing}} Griffin loses it in the background.]]'''
** "''YOU'' yelled - you're the ''spider guy'' and ''you yelled at it''!"
** When Mark introduces the brothers to an incredibly poisonous spider.
-->'''Griffin:''' Bye, Travis is [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere going to space]]. You've just - Travis is now working for NASA-\\
'''Mark:''' This is not a tarantula, I don't know if we can go out-\\
'''Griffin:''' Wha - ''[[WhatTheHellHero Why'd you bring it, Mark!?]]''

* The brothers' Tarantula Facebook Page [[https://youtu.be/UK7y7POw0yA?t=15m28s gets hacked]].
* In a genuinely heartwarming moment at the end of the episode, Travis and Justin apologize to each other for their earlier fight and the three boys all say that they love each other... and then Clint asks if this is just them "selling out".
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* The brothers' attempts to make a completely PG advertisement for Extreme Restraints, an online BDSM sex shop, results in product descriptions such as "a juicer for really skinny cucumbers" and "is your kids' Franchise/HarryPotter pretending not upsetting enough? Have I got a wand for you!"

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* The brothers' attempts attempt to make a completely PG advertisement for Extreme Restraints, an online BDSM sex shop, results in product descriptions such as "a juicer for really skinny cucumbers" and "is your kids' Franchise/HarryPotter pretending not upsetting enough? Have I got a wand for you!"



* There's a RunningGag of the boys writing "legally binding" statements into things that other people read aloud, such as the mayor commenting on Justin's big muscles or declaring them all the new mayors of Huntington. [[spoiler: It's used to its greatest effect in "Candlenights & Vape Ape," when Creator/LinManuelMiranda, who narrates the episode, realizes that about 6 pages of his script are just a list of things Griffin is trying to get from him, including his Tony Award.]]

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* There's a RunningGag of the boys writing "legally binding" statements into things that other people read aloud, such as the mayor commenting on Justin's big muscles or declaring them all the new mayors of Huntington. [[spoiler: It's used to its greatest effect in "Candlenights & Vape Ape," when Creator/LinManuelMiranda, who narrates the episode, realizes that about 6 pages of his script are just a list of things Griffin is trying to get from him, including his Tony Award.]]


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* There's a RunningGag of the boys writing "legally binding" statements into things that other people read aloud, such as the mayor commenting on Justin's big muscles or declaring them all the new mayors of Huntington. It's used to its greatest effect here when [[spoiler: Creator/LinManuelMiranda,]] who narrates the episode, realizes that about 6 pages of his script are just a list of things Griffin is trying to get from him, including [[spoiler: his Tony Award.]]
* The last scene is an emotional moment of the brothers all sitting together talking about how much they love each other and how grateful they are for this show and the ability to work together. Justin ends up crying, so Travis and Griffin comfort him by cracking jokes about how tears are [[OscarBait "Emmy Juice"]]. It... sort of works:
--> '''Justin:''' I do love you. I don't enjoy you, either of you. As people--I don't like you very much as people.
--> '''Griffin:''' That feels like a good place to...
--> '''Justin:''' I feel like the credits have all gone past!
--> '''Travis:''' I feel like they're going right now.

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* The brothers' attempts to make a completely PG advertisement for Extreme Restraints, an online BDSM sex shop, results in product descriptions such as "a juicer for really skinny cucumbers" and "is your kids' Franchise/HarryPotter pretending not upsetting enough? Have I got a wand for you!"
* Justin tries to cap off the Anxiety-Free Cruise with a soothing rendition of Music/JimmyBuffett's "Boat Drinks", which Griffin and Travis spend the whole time ruining by singing other songs, trying to turn the song into a round, and just yelling, among other things. At one point Justin gets annoyed enough to take off his headphones, which Griffin and Travis delightedly realize means they can say anything they want.
--> '''Griffin:''' Hey everybody, ''Jimmy Buffett sucks!''
--> '''Travis:''' Justin is [[ItMakesSenseInContext piloted by fart sperm!]]



* From "Tarantulas & Travis Did A Hit," the brothers' Tarantula Facebook Page [[https://youtu.be/UK7y7POw0yA?t=15m28s gets hacked]].

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* From "Tarantulas & Travis Did A Hit," the brothers' Tarantula Facebook Page [[https://youtu.be/UK7y7POw0yA?t=15m28s gets hacked]].hacked]].
** In a genuinely heartwarming moment at the end of the episode, Travis and Justin apologize to each other for their earlier fight and the three boys all say that they love each other... and then Clint asks if this is just them "selling out".
* Justin warns that "Dorms & Ghoulsmashing" is full of [[JumpScare jump scares]]. [[spoiler: They're all clips of him jumping in front of the camera while wearing a goofy cape and saying, "Jump scare!"]]
* There's a RunningGag of the boys writing "legally binding" statements into things that other people read aloud, such as the mayor commenting on Justin's big muscles or declaring them all the new mayors of Huntington. [[spoiler: It's used to its greatest effect in "Candlenights & Vape Ape," when Creator/LinManuelMiranda, who narrates the episode, realizes that about 6 pages of his script are just a list of things Griffin is trying to get from him, including his Tony Award.]]

[[folder: "Resumes & Jamiroquai's Dad"]]
* Griffin reveals that he was once fired from a job by Justin's father-in-law because he skipped work to go to Bonnaroo, and the boys spend the rest of the episode competing for that same job.
* Travis and Justin pick out a [[BlatantLies professional work outfit]] for Griffin. Justin describes the end result as looking "like a carpet fucked a nerd."
* "Griffin is hungry for responsibility, horny for teamwork, and ready to BUST A NUT up in this job! Skills include EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP, young, dumb, and full of... you know ;). OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS. Thanks for your time. I love you."
* During the final job interview, Justin reminds Tommy Smirl that he's a breadwinner for their family, and it would be "a real ShameIfSomethingHappened--[[SubvertedTrope let me start over, that wasn't how I wanted to phrase it]]."
* Griffin walks into his interview, exclaims, "Aw shit, who's ready for round two?!", and tries to bribe Tommy with $6.
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[[folder: "Teens & Your Least Favorite Soda"]]
* The boys try to figure out what teenagers like, but note that everything they come up with will [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece probably be obsolete by the time the show actually airs]]. The only things they come up with are [[EdgyBackwardsChairSitting teachers sitting backwards in chairs]], water bottle flipping, dabbing, and bullying Griffin on Tumblr.
* To convince various teenagers to give up their phones in favor of face-to-face communication, Justin takes a group of teens on a nature hike, Travis becomes an inspirational art teacher-slash-mentor, and Griffin [[BreadEggsMilkSquick has a kid sacrifice his phone to a demonic box with a picture of a clown on it that he chained up in the middle of the woods]]. [[spoiler: The kid is then apparently ''eaten'' by the box and possesses it to return to the high school and seek revenge against the brothers.]]
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[[folder: "Secret Societies & Apologies to Nathan"]]
* As Griffin looks for secret maps inside a biography of Barbara Bush, Justin asks if the book has any nudes.
* "Guys, I'm getting smoked out by Sonic the Hedgehog and Benjamin Franklin!"
* The boys review each other's secret society outfits:
--> '''Griffin:''' [to Travis] You look like a businessman with an extremely specific fetish.
--> '''Travis:''' [to Griffin] You look like a new character in Candyland that just steals Twizzlers.
--> '''Justin:''' [to Griffin] You look like a vaudeville usher who's trying for a management position.
--> '''Travis:''' Justin, you look like a Halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket.
--> '''Griffin:''' Justin looks like some rye bread that a cape got on.
--> '''Justin:''' [to Griffin] You look like if hepatitis was a person.
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!!The Podcast
* "WAIT A MINUTE! Stop the world I want to get off! Did you ''just say'' 'Sow your seed in a field of pussies!?'"

!!The Show
* From "Tarantulas & Travis Did A Hit," the brothers' Tarantula Facebook Page [[https://youtu.be/UK7y7POw0yA?t=15m28s gets hacked]].

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