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* Diva plays Homer's [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E17LastExitToSpringfield "Wait a minute, is he coming on to me?"]] internal dialogue when Anthony first meets Judge Turpin.
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* "Damn, first Frollo's an archdeacon, [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame then he gets demoted to judge]], and now he's a sheriff. If this keeps up, in the next adaptation he's going to be a security guard who writes angry letters to the editor in his off-time."
* Diva [[{{Mondegreen}} mishears one of the sheriff's lines.]]
--> '''Sheriff:''' Well done, my cunning friends!
--> '''Diva:''' My ''cumming'' friends?! ''Ewwww!''
* Diva's closing narration.
--> '''Narrator:''' Some have entertained angels unawares.
--> *fade into the credits*
--> '''Diva!Narrator:''' I know, it's a pretty heavy-handed and ridiculous cop-out of an ending, but hey, at least we have the better adaptations of ''The Hunchback'' out there, right? I mean, [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney version]] is pretty awesome, the gargoyles were kind of dorky, but let's face it, this movie has no right to be throwing stones on ''that'' account. And of course there's [[Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame1923 the silent classic with Lon Chaney,]] ''truly'' the man of a thousand faces. [[Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame1939 The Charles Laughton version]] is always a classic, and I do have a lingering fondness for [[Film/TheHunchback the 1997 version starring Mandy Patinkin and Selma Hayeck]]... you know what, screw the closing narration, I'm gonna go rummage through my DVD collection to wash out the taste of this saccharine claptrap, I suggest you do the same.
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* "Damn, first Frollo's an archdeacon, [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame then he gets demoted to judge]], and now he's a sheriff. If this keeps up, in the next adaptation he's going to be a security guard who writes angry letters to the editor in his off-time."
* Diva [[{{Mondegreen}} mishears one of the sheriff's lines.]]
--> '''Sheriff:''' Well done, my cunning friends!
--> '''Diva:''' My ''cumming'' friends?! ''Ewwww!''
* Diva's closing narration.
--> '''Narrator:''' Some have entertained angels unawares.
--> *fade into the credits*
--> '''Diva!Narrator:''' I know, it's a pretty heavy-handed and ridiculous cop-out of an ending, but hey, at least we have the better adaptations of ''The Hunchback'' out there, right? I mean, [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney version]] is pretty awesome, the gargoyles were kind of dorky, but let's face it, this movie has no right to be throwing stones on ''that'' account. And of course there's [[Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame1923 the silent classic with Lon Chaney,]] ''truly'' the man of a thousand faces. [[Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame1939 The Charles Laughton version]] is always a classic, and I do have a lingering fondness for [[Film/TheHunchback the 1997 version starring Mandy Patinkin and Selma Hayeck]]... you know what, screw the closing narration, I'm gonna go rummage through my DVD collection to wash out the taste of this saccharine claptrap, I suggest you do the same.
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* Diva’s already-low expectations get even lower from the get-go.
-->'''Diva:''' Two minutes in and we already had our VillainSong. Things can only go downhill from here.
* Diva isn’t pleased by the AsLongAsItSoundsForeign names.
-->'''Diva:''' ‘Bow Tie?’ This is making the names in Theatre/MadameButterfly sound authentic.
* When one of the beetle soldiers attempts to charge Mulan and ends up running for his comrade, arms outstretched.
-->'''Diva!Soldier:''' “I can’t deny it anymore, I love you!”
* Bow Tie gets a song of his own, which is finished by the BigBad, Mala Khan, shouting for him.
-->'''Mala Khan:''' BOW TIIIEE!
-->'''Diva!Mala Khan:''' Were you doing a villain number without me?!
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* Diva’s already-low expectations get even lower from the get-go.
-->'''Diva:''' Two minutes in and we already had our VillainSong. Things can only go downhill from here.
* Diva isn’t pleased by the AsLongAsItSoundsForeign names.
-->'''Diva:''' ‘Bow Tie?’ This is making the names in Theatre/MadameButterfly sound authentic.
* When one of the beetle soldiers attempts to charge Mulan and ends up running for his comrade, arms outstretched.
-->'''Diva!Soldier:''' “I can’t deny it anymore, I love you!”
* Bow Tie gets a song of his own, which is finished by the BigBad, Mala Khan, shouting for him.
-->'''Mala Khan:''' BOW TIIIEE!
-->'''Diva!Mala Khan:''' Were you doing a villain number without me?!
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-->'''Prince!Diva:''' Oh, they were [[TakenForGranite transformed into living statues]] [[ShownTheirWork to forever wallow in misery over your prosperity and happiness.]]
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-->'''Prince!Diva:''' Oh, they were [[TakenForGranite transformed into living statues]] [[ShownTheirWork to be forever wallow in misery over tormented by your prosperity and happiness.]]
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** Even better, her new husband-to-be is named King Colossus.
--->'''Diva:''' All I’ll say is a guy named Colossus ''must'' be compensating for something…
--->'''Diva:''' All I’ll say is a guy named Colossus ''must'' be compensating for something…
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* Diva notices some notable absences during the wedding.
-->'''Beauty!Diva:''' By the way, what happened to my sisters?
-->'''Prince!Diva:''' Oh, they were [[TakenForGranite transformed into living statues]] [[ShownTheirWork to forever wallow in misery over your prosperity and happiness.]]
-->'''Beauty!Diva:''' Oh, hahahaha, isn't that just like them~?
-->'''Beauty!Diva:''' By the way, what happened to my sisters?
-->'''Prince!Diva:''' Oh, they were [[TakenForGranite transformed into living statues]] [[ShownTheirWork to forever wallow in misery over your prosperity and happiness.]]
-->'''Beauty!Diva:''' Oh, hahahaha, isn't that just like them~?
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* The other RunningGag comparing this movie’s Gaston to [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast another famous Gaston.]]
-->'''William:''' I’m going on deck. Tell Gaston.
-->'''Diva:''' ''[as William]'' …no more antlers in his decorating, it’s tacky!
* Diva’s response to Nanny’s CaptainObvious comment when evacuating.
-->'''Officer:''' You’re the last one, ma’am. On you go.
-->'''Nanny:''' We’re on a ship in the middle of the ocean!
-->'''Diva:''' ''[as the officer]'' Uh, on second thought, you stay. We’ll give your seat to someone who understands the gravity of the situation.
-->'''William:''' I’m going on deck. Tell Gaston.
-->'''Diva:''' ''[as William]'' …no more antlers in his decorating, it’s tacky!
* Diva’s response to Nanny’s CaptainObvious comment when evacuating.
-->'''Officer:''' You’re the last one, ma’am. On you go.
-->'''Nanny:''' We’re on a ship in the middle of the ocean!
-->'''Diva:''' ''[as the officer]'' Uh, on second thought, you stay. We’ll give your seat to someone who understands the gravity of the situation.
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** Prior to that, the RunningGag of “Prince Paul” being ObviouslyEvil.
--->'''Anastasia:''' Prince Paul is the only one I trust. He’s the one getting me an audience with the Dowager Empress.
--->'''Diva as Anastasia:''' And he swore he had nothing to do with the black mamba in my bed!
--->'''Anastasia:''' Prince Paul is the only one I trust. He’s the one getting me an audience with the Dowager Empress.
--->'''Diva as Anastasia:''' And he swore he had nothing to do with the black mamba in my bed!
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--> '''Diva:''' Uh nevermind then. Also note that this is the [[KarmaHoudini last time we see Timothy for the res of the movie so presumably he gets off scott free.]] Which would be sad but I’m just upset I can’t buy the man a drink.
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--> '''Diva:''' Uh nevermind then. Also note that this is the [[KarmaHoudini last time we see Timothy for the res rest of the movie so presumably he gets off scott free.]] Which would be sad but I’m just upset I can’t buy the man a drink.
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* The prince has an interesting sound byte when he’s being cursed. Diva can’t say the below comment without {{Corpsing}}.
-->'''Diva:''' Let me spare you the rewind. ''Yes,'' the prince just [[StockScream Wilhelm Screamed]] as he was being cursed. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer You heard right.]]
-->'''Diva:''' Let me spare you the rewind. ''Yes,'' the prince just [[StockScream Wilhelm Screamed]] as he was being cursed. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer You heard right.]]
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* Diva comments on the sisters’ plan to keep Beauty from returning to the castle by forcing chores into her. Which works.
-->'''Diva:''' Great, so you’re gonna make her stay by being ''more'' selfish and annoying? What kind of naive idiot would— aaactually, you’re onto something here.
-->'''Diva:''' Great, so you’re gonna make her stay by being ''more'' selfish and annoying? What kind of naive idiot would— aaactually, you’re onto something here.
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* "I questioned asked my bailiff about this movie's interpretation of imps, an imp, and he said, and I quote..." And Diva proceeds to [[TheUnintelligible speak in the same manner the bailiff usually does]], only BlowingARaspberry by the end.
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* "Creator/GeorgeLucas wanted to make this for little girls. You can practically see the ghost of Creator/CarrieFisher giving him the middle finger."
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* "Creator/GeorgeLucas wanted to make this for little girls. You girls, who clearly have nothing to do with Star Wars and instead are only interested in silly romances with fairies…If you listen closely you can practically see hear the ghost spirit of Creator/CarrieFisher giving him old George the middle finger."
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--> '''Diva:''' Suddenly a rainbow wants to taste ''her''.
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--> '''Diva:''' Suddenly But no sooner has she finished the song, which is already fading from the audience’s memory, that a rainbow wants to taste ''her''.
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--> '''Diva:''' There is no way you're going a rainbow scary to anyone who isn't a Fox news reporter.
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--> '''Diva:''' There is no way you're going a rainbow scary look threatening to anyone who isn't a Fox news reporter.News anchor.
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* "Wrong pun, that's definitely a broken foot! 15 yards..."
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* "Wrong pun, (whistle blows) “Sorry, that's definitely a broken foot! clearly his foot, not his leg! Illegal pun, 15 yards...yard penalty, replay the down."
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* Earlier, Diva had declared that one more bad pun like "Nuke York" would get it put on the sin counter. On learning of "Club 666," the sin counter pops up with a question mark, and Diva decides it's not actually a pun, just an "ooh look, how SATANIC" reference.
** Don't worry, though - Carnage Hall (spelled that way, but pronounced "Carnagie") leads to her calling the sin.
** Don't worry, though - Carnage Hall (spelled that way, but pronounced "Carnagie") leads to her calling the sin.
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* In reference to Richard Simmons voicing one of the comic relief characters, Diva asides that "the Third Circle really outdid themselves with that guy."
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** She also calls him the "love child of [[Franchise/DoctorWho the Master]] and [[Film/SunsetBoulevard Norma Desmond.]]"
* Her reaction to "Nuke York."
--> '''Diva:''' You don't know how much I wish I'd misspoke that.
* Her reaction to "Nuke York."
--> '''Diva:''' You don't know how much I wish I'd misspoke that.
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--> Diva: This isn't scary! This looks like the gay cousin of Rex from ''Franchise/ToyStory''!
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--> Diva: '''Diva''': This isn't scary! This looks like the gay cousin of Rex from ''Franchise/ToyStory''!
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* Her reaction to the lyrics of "Denton, USA" pairing the lines [[PainfulRhyme "life of leisure" and "whole lot to please ya."
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* Her reaction to the lyrics of "Denton, USA" pairing the lines [[PainfulRhyme "life of leisure" and "whole lot to please ya."
-->'''Diva:''' *smack sound* Bad Richard O'Brien! Bad lyricist! No biscuit!
-->'''Diva:''' *smack sound* Bad Richard O'Brien! Bad lyricist! No biscuit!
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* When a woman in the park turns away the missionaries by [[BlatantLies saying that she doesn't speak English,]] Diva immediately declares her to be the best character in the movie.
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* Diva's continued annoyance at the RandomEventsPlot bordering on [[WidgetSeries Wabbit Series]].
* Diva's continued annoyance at the RandomEventsPlot bordering on [[WidgetSeries Wabbit Series]].
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[[folder:The Music Man]]
* Diva tries to escape her job, and relax watching ''Theatre/TheMusicMan''. Then the 2002 version starts to creep in. Once [[https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/06/hugh-jackman-ll-cool-j-and-ti-rapped-the-opening-number-from-the-music-man/372398/ the rap version]] is forced on
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* Diva tries to escape her job, and relax watching ''Theatre/TheMusicMan''. Then the 2002 version starts to creep in. Once [[https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/06/hugh-jackman-ll-cool-j-and-ti-rapped-the-opening-number-from-the-music-man/372398/ the rap version]] is forced on her, she gives up and agrees to review the remake.
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* Diva tries to escape her job, and relax watching ''Theatre/TheMusicMan''. Then the 2002 version starts to creep in. Once [[https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/06/hugh-jackman-ll-cool-j-and-ti-rapped-the-opening-number-from-the-music-man/372398/ the rap version]] is forced on her, she gives up and agrees to review the remake.
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-->'''Diva!Marla''': La la la~! [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie Everything is awesome]], [[WritingAroundTrademarks but in a way where LEGO won't sue us]]! La la la~!
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-->'''Diva!Marla''': Oh no! I've lost half my joints and can't stand or walk! [[AbortedArc This will never be a problem after this one scene]]!
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-->'''Diva!Charlie''': You suck Marla! Slaughtering enemies is fun!
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-->'''Diva!Del''': I make fun of you to satisfy my fragile ego.\\
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-->'''Diva!Maximus''': La la la! My subjects love it when people get eaten in front of them!
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-->'''Diva!Rex''': I'm Rex Dasher. I'm every British spy parody and I have my own theme music.
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* At the end of the review, Diva rhetorically asks what could be lazier than the film's half-assed racism allegories. [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Then comes]] [[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryWillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory the next]] [[TemptingFate case]].
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* At the end of the review, Diva rhetorically asks what could be lazier than the film's half-assed racism allegories. allegories, falling headfirst into TemptingFate yet again:
-->''[a poster for ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryWillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'' appears with the caption "NEXT CASE"]''\\
'''Diva:''' ''[deflated]'' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunderThen comes]] [[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryWillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory the next]] [[TemptingFate case]].I had to ask...]]
-->''[a poster for ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryWillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'' appears with the caption "NEXT CASE"]''\\
'''Diva:''' ''[deflated]'' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder
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'''Donna:''' ''[as a BoltOfDivineRetribution sounds in the background, her face is blurred by a LensFlare, and her voice becomes heavily reverberant]'' Where are the ones called Doug Stewart and Lex de Azevedo!? The wrath of the heavens shall be ''[thunderclap]'' poured out upon them! ''[more thunder]'' Their sufferings shall endure even unto the second generation!\\
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'''Donna:''' ''[as a BoltOfDivineRetribution sounds in the background, her face is blurred by a LensFlare, and her voice becomes heavily reverberant]'' Where are the ones called Doug Stewart and Lex de Azevedo!? The wrath of the heavens shall be ''[thunderclap]'' poured out upon them! ''[more thunder]'' Their sufferings shall endure even unto the second seventh generation!\\
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'''Diva:''' Huh... all right, I could use a bit of novelty, [[Music/{{Oasis}} what's the story, holy glory?]]\\
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'''Diva:''' Huh... all right, I could use a bit of novelty, [[Music/{{Oasis}} [[Theatre/ByeByeBirdie what's the story, holy glory?]]\\
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* Diva wonders if there's Zed x Aspen fanfic out there, but doesn't want to seek it out for the sake of her remaining sanity.
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* Diva wonders if there's Zed x Addison x Aspen fanfic out there, but doesn't want to seek it out for the sake of her remaining sanity.
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-->'''Diva:''' Except... y'know, ''Enchanted'' had interesting and sympathetic characters, and a much better screenplay, and good songs, and an amusing tone that walked the line between [[AffectionateParody affectionate tribute]] and {{Deconstruction}} and a ton of {{Shout Out}}s to the [[Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon Disney canon]], and fun {{Cameo}}s, and Creator/AmyAdams, Creator/JamesMarsden, and Creator/SusanSarandon and Creator/TimothySpall and Creator/IdinaMenzel, all of whom are ''amazing'' and talented people. Other than that, totally the same.
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-->'''Diva:''' Except... y'know, ''Enchanted'' had interesting and sympathetic characters, and a much better screenplay, and good songs, and an amusing tone that walked the line between [[AffectionateParody affectionate tribute]] and {{Deconstruction}} and a ton of {{Shout Out}}s to the [[Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon Disney canon]], and fun {{Cameo}}s, [[TheCameo cameos]], and Creator/AmyAdams, Creator/JamesMarsden, and Creator/SusanSarandon and Creator/TimothySpall and Creator/IdinaMenzel, all of whom are ''amazing'' and talented people. Other than that, totally the same.
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* Twice Diva tries to pass off a moment where two main characters could seemingly end up dying as the end of the film, complete with a [[Franchise/LooneyTunes Looney Tunes]] style ending shot, only for it to turn out the film isn't over yet.
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* Twice Diva tries to pass off a moment where two main characters could seemingly end up dying as the end of the film, complete with a [[Franchise/LooneyTunes Looney Tunes]] style ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''-style ending shot, only for it to turn out the film isn't over yet.
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* Twice Diva tries to pass off a moment where two main characters could seemingly end up dying as the end of the film, complete with a [[Franchise/LooneyTunes]] style ending shot, only for it to turn out the film isn't over yet.
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* Twice Diva tries to pass off a moment where two main characters could seemingly end up dying as the end of the film, complete with a [[Franchise/LooneyTunes]] [[Franchise/LooneyTunes Looney Tunes]] style ending shot, only for it to turn out the film isn't over yet.
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* Even at the start, Diva still can't get her head round this mockbuster actually existing:
--> "Greetings, mortals. Welcome to another session of the infernal court of Musical Hell. I'm Diva, your judge, jury, executioner and this is a thing. Dear Lord of Darkness, why is this a thing?!"
* Upon taking note of how Kong ends up referred to as a monkey several times in the movie despite obviously being an ape, Diva reveals herself to be quite familiar with Literature/DiscWorld:
-->"Sweet Lucifer, has the Librarian not taught you anything?!"
* And a scene where Kong does a hole in one into an open manhole leads to Sin #9: Yes, the movie has sunken that low.
* As if 9 sins weren't enough, the abrupt ending barely scraped the film to 10 sins:
--> "And everyone accepts the large displaced wildlife and the widespread destruction he caused by -- wait what the FUCK?! That's it?! Seriously, that's how you end your movie?! I didn't you could piss me off enough to push it to the 10th sin mark, but there you go! You got in right under the buzzer. Congratu-fucking-lations.
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* Even at the start, Diva still can't get her head round this mockbuster actually existing:
--> "Greetings, mortals. Welcome to another session of the infernal court of Musical Hell. I'm Diva, your judge, jury, executioner and this is a thing. Dear Lord of Darkness, why is this a thing?!"
* Upon taking note of how Kong ends up referred to as a monkey several times in the movie despite obviously being an ape, Diva reveals herself to be quite familiar with Literature/DiscWorld:
-->"Sweet Lucifer, has the Librarian not taught you anything?!"
* And a scene where Kong does a hole in one into an open manhole leads to Sin #9: Yes, the movie has sunken that low.
* As if 9 sins weren't enough, the abrupt ending barely scraped the film to 10 sins:
--> "And everyone accepts the large displaced wildlife and the widespread destruction he caused by -- wait what the FUCK?! That's it?! Seriously, that's how you end your movie?! I didn't you could piss me off enough to push it to the 10th sin mark, but there you go! You got in right under the buzzer. Congratu-fucking-lations.
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* Even at the start, Diva still can't get her head round this mockbuster actually existing:
--> "Greetings, mortals. Welcome to another session of the infernal court of Musical Hell. I'm Diva, your judge, jury, executioner and this is a thing. Dear Lord of Darkness, why is this a thing?!"
* Upon taking note of how Kong ends up referred to as a monkey several times in the movie despite obviously being an ape, Diva reveals herself to be quite familiar with Literature/DiscWorld:
-->"Sweet Lucifer, has the Librarian not taught you anything?!"
* And a scene where Kong does a hole in one into an open manhole leads to Sin #9: Yes, the movie has sunken that low.
* As if 9 sins weren't enough, the abrupt ending barely scraped the film to 10 sins:
--> "And everyone accepts the large displaced wildlife and the widespread destruction he caused by -- wait what the FUCK?! That's it?! Seriously, that's how you end your movie?! I didn't you could piss me off enough to push it to the 10th sin mark, but there you go! You got in right under the buzzer. Congratu-fucking-lations.
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* Even at the start, Diva still can't get her head round this mockbuster actually existing:
--> "Greetings, mortals. Welcome to another session of the infernal court of Musical Hell. I'm Diva, your judge, jury, executioner and this is a thing. Dear Lord of Darkness, why is this a thing?!"
* Upon taking note of how Kong ends up referred to as a monkey several times in the movie despite obviously being an ape, Diva reveals herself to be quite familiar with Literature/DiscWorld:
-->"Sweet Lucifer, has the Librarian not taught you anything?!"
* And a scene where Kong does a hole in one into an open manhole leads to Sin #9: Yes, the movie has sunken that low.
* As if 9 sins weren't enough, the abrupt ending barely scraped the film to 10 sins:
--> "And everyone accepts the large displaced wildlife and the widespread destruction he caused by -- wait what the FUCK?! That's it?! Seriously, that's how you end your movie?! I didn't you could piss me off enough to push it to the 10th sin mark, but there you go! You got in right under the buzzer. Congratu-fucking-lations.
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* When Addison reveals Earth is the aliens' utopia, a clip from the "[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons It Was Earth All Along]]" song plays. Then Diva adds the reveal as a sin ("Sin 8: Are you kidding?"), calling out the unnecessarily complicated map with, "It's not a fucking escape room!"
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* Diva wonders if there's Zed x Aspen fanfic out there, but doesn't want to seek it out for the sake of her remaining sanity.
* The aliens reveal [[GreenAesop their planet was destroyed after years of careless environmental destruction]]. Diva awkwardly asks if they have advice on how to escape when something like that happens. "Asking for a... friend planet."
* Due to the alliterative pattern with the supernatural characters' names, Diva assumes Bucky and Bri to be banshees or [[Film/TheBabadook Babadooks]].
* Diva wonders if there's Zed x Aspen fanfic out there, but doesn't want to seek it out for the sake of her remaining sanity.
* The aliens reveal [[GreenAesop their planet was destroyed after years of careless environmental destruction]]. Diva awkwardly asks if they have advice on how to escape when something like that happens. "Asking for a... friend planet."
* Due to the alliterative pattern with the supernatural characters' names, Diva assumes Bucky and Bri to be banshees or [[Film/TheBabadook Babadooks]].
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* Diva [[SarcasmMode stating that nothing will get in the way]] of Billy and Dice’s reconciliation seconds before Timothy kills Dice.
--> '''Diva:''' Uh nevermind then. Also note that this is the [[KarmaHoudini last time we see Timothy for the res of the movie so presumably he gets off scott free.]] Which would be sad but I’m just upset I can’t buy the man a drink.
--> '''Diva:''' Uh nevermind then. Also note that this is the [[KarmaHoudini last time we see Timothy for the res of the movie so presumably he gets off scott free.]] Which would be sad but I’m just upset I can’t buy the man a drink.
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** This bit regarding the Viking song:
-->'''Diva!Charlie: You suck Marla! Slaughtering enemies is fun!
-->'''Diva!Charlie: You suck Marla! Slaughtering enemies is fun!
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** Charlie and his crew are [[HopeSpot about to escape from Maximus.]] Unfortunately they [[FailedASpotCheck forget to untie the ship]] which Christi decides to represent by dropping her toys onto the table.
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