History Funny / MuppetTreasureIsland

1st Mar '16 12:05:33 AM Eddy1215
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** Made even better in the film's climax when Gonzo whips out said starfish to use as ninja stars against one of the pirates.

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** Made even better in the film's climax [[ChekhovsGag when Gonzo whips out said starfish starfish]] to use as ninja stars against one of the pirates.
9th Feb '16 1:03:53 PM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' "No offense, deary."

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-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' "No offense, deary.deary, no offense."
-->'''Potato-Woman:''' "Mah.
"
27th Nov '15 6:01:43 AM LentilSandEater
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** Just the way he said, "Excuse me," made me laugh.
7th Oct '15 1:45:11 PM Ciara25
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* A massive MoodWhiplash occurs after Kermit and Mrs. Piggy has sung "[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Love Lead Us Here]]". Mrs. Piggy's rope suddenly burns up and she is about to fall to her death coupled with hysterical screaming. Kermit manages to Catch her, and he has WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises and a very expressive mouth.

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* A massive MoodWhiplash occurs after Kermit and Mrs. Piggy has sung "[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Love Lead Us Here]]". Mrs. Piggy's rope suddenly burns up and she is about to fall to her death coupled with hysterical screaming. Kermit manages to Catch her, and he has WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises and a very expressive mouth.mouth.
** ''Love Led Us Here'' is in itself very funny, considering it's an AwardBait parody song where the participants are hanging upside down throughout.
19th Sep '15 6:03:47 AM sotnosen95
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** The highlight of that would be the outer shot of the ship with spotlight waving wildly, specifically during the lyrics "''This one small vessel has become a floating psycho ward...''".

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** The highlight of that would be the outer shot of the ship with spotlight waving wildly, specifically during the lyrics "''This one small once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward...''".
18th Sep '15 9:33:51 AM HeyFella
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** Arrow's reaction. He face palms...while punching Polly Lobster without even looking.

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** Arrow's reaction. He face palms...while punching Polly Lobster without even looking.looking.
* A massive MoodWhiplash occurs after Kermit and Mrs. Piggy has sung "[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Love Lead Us Here]]". Mrs. Piggy's rope suddenly burns up and she is about to fall to her death coupled with hysterical screaming. Kermit manages to Catch her, and he has WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises and a very expressive mouth.
9th Sep '15 12:35:22 AM HeyFella
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** Billy Bones's [[FamousLastWords last words]] "Beware of running with scissors or any other pointy objects, it's all good fun until somebody loses an EYE!! *dies*

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** Billy Bones's [[FamousLastWords last words]] "Beware words]]: "[[PublicServiceAnnouncement Beware of running with scissors or any other pointy objects, it's all good fun until somebody loses an EYE!! EYE!!]]" *dies*
29th Aug '15 6:11:06 PM Blackjack254
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** The highlight of that would be the outer shot of the ship with spotlight waving wildly, specifically during the lyrics "''This one small vessel has become a floating psycho ward...''".
15th Aug '15 7:42:27 PM Macgyver644200
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* One of the best bits in the film comes near the beginning as the Bimbo's patrons are leaving:
-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' "Be sure to be back tomorrow for our weekly special: roast suckling..."
-->(a group of pigs look scandalized)
-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' [[LastSecondWordSwap ...Potatoes!"]]
-->(The pigs are mollified. Then a very offended potato-woman walks by)
-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' "No offense, deary."



* Samual Arrow is ''still'' not done gaging the lifeboat's seaworthiness as he rows ashore, as he then asks the others to join him in the "exceptionally safe" lifeboat.
* When Gonzo spills gunpowder all over the store room floor at the Admiral Benbow, and then the pirates attack him and Rizzo; they drop a lit candle onto the spilled gunpowder, with awesome and hilarious results.
--> "Oh, woof."
** Even funnier, according to [[WordOfGod Kermit himself]] (or [[WordOfDante at least the guy running his Facebook page]]), the entire scene was improvised.



** Billy Bones's [[FamousLastWords last words]] "Beware of running with scissors or any other pointy objects, it's all good fun until somebody loses an EYE!! *dies*



* Billy Bones's [[FamousLastWords last words]] "Beware of running with scissors or any other pointy objects, it's all good fun until somebody loses an EYE!! *dies*

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* Billy Bones's [[FamousLastWords last words]] "Beware of When Gonzo spills gunpowder all over the store room floor at the Admiral Benbow, and then the pirates attack him and Rizzo; they drop a lit candle onto the spilled gunpowder, with awesome and hilarious results.
--> "Oh, woof."
** Even funnier, according to [[WordOfGod Kermit himself]] (or [[WordOfDante at least the guy
running his Facebook page]]), the entire scene was improvised.
* Statler and Waldorf's first exchange:
-->'''Statler''': Take a cruise, you said. See the world, you said. Now, we're stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
-->'''Waldorf''': Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.
* This dialogue when Polly Lobster is introduced:
-->'''Gonzo''': I thought sailors had talking parrots as pets.
-->'''Long John Silver''': Talking...parrots?
-->'''Polly Lobster''': What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots. What's next? [[Main/MickeyMouse A singing, dancing mouse]]
with scissors or any other pointy objects, it's all good fun until somebody loses an EYE!! *dies* his own [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks amusement park]]?



* Hearing that pirates are superstitious, Bunsen thinks up a way to get Silver's pirate crew to leave. Sam rises out into the ship's platform in white flour, with a deadpan performance as a 'ghost': "Boogie, boogie, boogie. I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow." *beat* "Boogie!" Followed by the entire pirate crew throwing themselves off the ship in panic.
* In the middle of Kermit's Flynning, Silver says "Excuse me", and a distracted Kermit lets the sword go flying. Made better by the look of "you've gotta be kidding me" on Curry's face.
** Just the way he said, "Excuse me," made me laugh.
** Arrow's reaction. He face palms...while punching Polly Lobster without even looking.
* The Swedish Chef's very random appearance (complete with a fake pig snout) as the tribe's chef. The veggies says what the audience is thinking.
--> '''Vegetable:''' Well, how else were we gonna get him into this movie?
* "Very good. *eye roll* You're forgiven."

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* Hearing that pirates are superstitious, Bunsen thinks up a way to get Silver's pirate crew to leave. Sam rises out into ** "...and margaritas at the ship's platform in white flour, with a deadpan performance as a 'ghost': "Boogie, boogie, boogie. I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow." *beat* "Boogie!" Followed by the entire pirate crew throwing themselves off the ship in panic.
* In the middle of Kermit's Flynning, Silver says "Excuse me", and a distracted Kermit lets the sword go flying. Made better by the look of "you've gotta be kidding me" on Curry's face.
** Just the way he said, "Excuse me," made me laugh.
** Arrow's reaction. He face palms...while punching Polly Lobster without even looking.
* The Swedish Chef's very random appearance (complete with a fake pig snout) as the tribe's chef. The veggies says what the audience is thinking.
--> '''Vegetable:''' Well, how else were we gonna get him into this movie?
* "Very good. *eye roll* You're forgiven."
midnight buffet!" "MARGARITAS AT THE MIDNIGHT BUFFET!"



* After the roll is called and Kermit (and the audience) get a good look at the rather unsavory crew, he very calmly and politely asks to see the main characters in his cabin. Cut to him screaming "''WHO HIRED THIS CREW?'' THIS IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE ''SEEDIEST'' BUNCH OF VILLAINS, CUTTHROATS AND SCOUNDRELS I EVER LAID EYES ON ''SO WHO HIRED THEM?!?!?'' *huff* *huff*" Everyone points to Fozzie, who points at his own finger.
-->"Your finger hired the crew???"
-->"No, that's ''silly''! That man who lives in my finger hired the crew. Mr Bimble. He's very smart. He's been to the moon." ''*listens to his finger*'' "Thank you. Twice!"
-->"A ''cook'', and a guy who lives in a bear's finger???"
-->"I'm beginning to worry about this voyage."
* Clueless Morgan and company trying to torture Gonzo for information. They put Gonzo on the rack, but the only thing they succeed at doing is making his arms and legs ten feet long.
-->'''Gonzo:''' I might even have a future in the NBA!
** Even funnier in that if you watch the scene closely one of Gonzo's arms or legs gets over to where Smallet is standing and starts tickling him while Smallet stares into the camera.



* The following exchange as Gonzo and Rizzo sit eating apples:
-->'''Gonzo''': This feels so weird.
-->'''Rizzo''': What? That Mr. Arrow's dead?
-->'''Gonzo''': That, and my pants are filled with starfish.
-->'''Rizzo''': ''(beat)'' You and your hobbies.
** Made even better in the film's climax when Gonzo whips out said starfish to use as ninja stars against one of the pirates.
* Benjamina's spoiled entrance. "You stupid anteater!"
* The Swedish Chef's very random appearance (complete with a fake pig snout) as the tribe's chef. The veggies says what the audience is thinking.
--> '''Vegetable:''' Well, how else were we gonna get him into this movie?



* After the roll is called and Kermit (and the audience) get a good look at the rather unsavoury crew, he very calmly and politely asks to see the main characters in his cabin. Cut to him screaming "''WHO HIRED THIS CREW?'' THIS IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE ''SEEDIEST'' BUNCH OF VILLAINS, CUTTHROATS AND SCOUNDRELS I EVER LAID EYES ON ''SO WHO HIRED THEM?!?!?'' *huff* *huff*" Everyone points to Fozzie, who points at his own finger.
-->"Your finger hired the crew???"
-->"No, that's ''silly''! That man who lives in my finger hired the crew. Mr Bimble. He's very smart. He's been to the moon." ''*listens to his finger*'' "Thank you. Twice!"
-->"A ''cook'', and a guy who lives in a bear's finger???"
-->"I'm beginning to worry about this voyage."
* Benjamina's spoiled entrance. "You stupid anteater!"
* Statler and Waldorf are the ship figurines in this movie, and in their last appearance, they save Kermit and Ms. Piggy.
-->'''Statler:''' Waldorf you old fool. We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog.
-->'''Waldorf:''' Well, it was too late to save the movie. (All laugh)

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* After the roll is called and Kermit (and the audience) get a good look at the rather unsavoury crew, he very calmly and politely asks to see the main characters in his cabin. Cut to him screaming "''WHO HIRED THIS CREW?'' THIS IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE ''SEEDIEST'' BUNCH OF VILLAINS, CUTTHROATS AND SCOUNDRELS I EVER LAID EYES ON ''SO WHO HIRED THEM?!?!?'' *huff* *huff*" Everyone points to Fozzie, who points at his own finger.
-->"Your finger hired the crew???"
-->"No, that's ''silly''! That man who lives in my finger hired the crew. Mr Bimble. He's very smart. He's been to the moon." ''*listens to his finger*'' "Thank you. Twice!"
-->"A ''cook'', and a guy who lives in a bear's finger???"
-->"I'm beginning to worry about this voyage."
* Benjamina's spoiled entrance. "You stupid anteater!"
* Statler and Waldorf are the ship figurines in this movie, and in their last appearance, they save Kermit and Ms. Piggy.
-->'''Statler:''' Waldorf you old fool. We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog.
-->'''Waldorf:''' Well, it was too late to save the movie. (All laugh)
** "Very good. *eye roll* You're forgiven."



* Clueless Morgan and company trying to torture Gonzo for information. They put Gonzo on the rack, but the only thing they succeed at doing is making his arms and legs ten feet long.
-->'''Gonzo:''' I might even have a future in the NBA!
** Even funnier in that if you watch the scene closely one of Gonzo's arms or legs gets over to where Smallet is standing and starts tickling him while Smallet stares into the camera.
* The following exchange as Gonzo and Rizzo sit eating apples:
-->'''Gonzo''': This feels so weird.
-->'''Rizzo''': What? That Mr. Arrow's dead?
-->'''Gonzo''': That, and my pants are filled with starfish.
-->'''Rizzo''': ''(beat)'' You and your hobbies.
** Made even better in the film's climax when Gonzo whips out said starfish to use as ninja stars against one of the pirates.
* Statler and Waldorf's first exchange:
-->'''Statler''': Take a cruise, you said. See the world, you said. Now, we're stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
-->'''Waldorf''': Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.
* This dialogue when Polly Lobster is introduced:
-->'''Gonzo''': I thought sailors had talking parrots as pets.
-->'''Long John Silver''': Talking...parrots?
-->'''Polly Lobster''': What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots. What's next? [[Main/MickeyMouse A singing, dancing mouse]] with his own [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks amusement park]]?
* One of the best bits in the film comes near the beginning as the Bimbo's patrons are leaving:
-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' "Be sure to be back tomorrow for our weekly special: roast suckling..."
-->(a group of pigs look scandalized)
-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' [[LastSecondWordSwap ...Potatoes!"]]
-->(The pigs are mollified. Then a very offended potato-woman walks by)
-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' "No offense, deary."

to:

* Clueless Morgan and company trying to torture Gonzo for information. They put Gonzo on Samuel Arrow is ''still'' not done gauging the rack, but lifeboat's seaworthiness as he rows ashore, as he then asks the only thing they succeed at doing is making his arms and legs ten feet long.
-->'''Gonzo:''' I might even have a future
others to join him in the NBA!
** Even funnier in
"exceptionally safe" lifeboat.
* Hearing
that if you watch the scene closely one of Gonzo's arms or legs gets over pirates are superstitious, Bunsen thinks up a way to where Smallet is standing and starts tickling him while Smallet stares get Silver's pirate crew to leave. Sam rises out into the camera.
* The following exchange as Gonzo and Rizzo sit eating apples:
-->'''Gonzo''': This feels so weird.
-->'''Rizzo''': What? That Mr. Arrow's dead?
-->'''Gonzo''': That, and my pants are filled
ship's platform in white flour, with starfish.
-->'''Rizzo''': ''(beat)'' You and your hobbies.
** Made even better in
a deadpan performance as a 'ghost': "Boogie, boogie, boogie. I am the film's climax when Gonzo whips out said starfish to use as ninja stars against one ghost of Samuel Arrow." *beat* "Boogie!" Followed by the pirates.
entire pirate crew throwing themselves off the ship in panic.
* Statler and Waldorf's first exchange:
-->'''Statler''': Take a cruise,
Waldorf in their last appearance, after they save Kermit and Ms. Piggy.
-->'''Statler:''' Waldorf
you said. See old fool. We're heroes! We saved the world, you said. Now, we're stuck on pig and the front of this stupid ship.
-->'''Waldorf''':
frog.
-->'''Waldorf:'''
Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in was too late to save the audience.
movie. (All laugh)
* This dialogue when In the middle of Kermit's Flynning, Silver says "Excuse me", and a distracted Kermit lets the sword go flying. Made better by the look of "you've gotta be kidding me" on Curry's face.
** Just the way he said, "Excuse me," made me laugh.
** Arrow's reaction. He face palms...while punching
Polly Lobster is introduced:
-->'''Gonzo''': I thought sailors had talking parrots as pets.
-->'''Long John Silver''': Talking...parrots?
-->'''Polly Lobster''': What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots. What's next? [[Main/MickeyMouse A singing, dancing mouse]] with his own [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks amusement park]]?
* One of the best bits in the film comes near the beginning as the Bimbo's patrons are leaving:
-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' "Be sure to be back tomorrow for our weekly special: roast suckling..."
-->(a group of pigs look scandalized)
-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' [[LastSecondWordSwap ...Potatoes!"]]
-->(The pigs are mollified. Then a very offended potato-woman walks by)
-->'''Mrs. Bluveridge:''' "No offense, deary."
without even looking.
4th Jun '15 2:23:43 PM thekumquat
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** "Your finger hired the crew???"
** "No, that's ''silly''! That man who lives in my finger hired the crew. Mr Bimble. He's very smart. He's been to the moon." ''"listens to his finger'' "Thank you. Twice!"
** "A ''cook'', and a guy who lives in a bear's finger???"
** "I'm beginning to worry about this voyage."

to:

** "Your -->"Your finger hired the crew???"
** "No, -->"No, that's ''silly''! That man who lives in my finger hired the crew. Mr Bimble. He's very smart. He's been to the moon." ''"listens ''*listens to his finger'' finger*'' "Thank you. Twice!"
** "A -->"A ''cook'', and a guy who lives in a bear's finger???"
** "I'm -->"I'm beginning to worry about this voyage."
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